#and purr me to sleep

[transformedyt]

This is Harleen.

Harleen is a gremlin.

Harleen knows how to open my bathroom door when it is closed.

And how to walk through.

So please explain to me why she insists on DIGGING AT THE DOOR EVERY TIME I NEED TO TAKE A SHIT! She can get out! I have seen her do it! Why is she LIKE THIS?! I was using the bathroom at six in the fucking morning because i had to get up to feed her, and she went diggy dig so loud that it fully woke me up and i can’t get back to sleep! Why, Harleen?! WHY?!

[jfkkenndy]

need the world to know how much it means to me when james wilson wears his cozy clothes

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 290

Ghosts have the habit of taking names of those they’ve defeated. Not in spars or play-fights of course, and one has to actually be an adult for the instinct to hit, but it happens. It happens far more often than one would think. 

Jason? Actually has no clue when he comes back to the living why he stole one of the Joker’s older names, nor why the Pit goes so angry when he thinks about Robin- HisTitleHisFraidNameFromFamily- 

Now the Pit? Not a baby semi-near the cusp of adulthood, in fact is Very Old even if it’s more hivemind-esque then a full on realms entity. Very offended for the Baby it was gifted, because who takes that from a literal infant?! 

Oh! Oh that’s another baby! Hm, change of plans, obviously the baby is also its. Because while adult ghosts trying to forcefully take a Name is a direct challenge? A ghostling- or in this case liminal- doing it is an open invitation for adoption. 

[the-enby-bird]

meowmeowmeowmoew :3

felt like doodling some ravage and deadlock amica content but deadlock's root mode escapes me so i drew @blighted-lights's beastformers deadlock design. becausee i love him. i love him so much

[synesthete-sylke]

little sleepy starboys,,,

art based off of a deleted scene from one of my fics (little bit of help, little bit of love), and a hc that starborne can only sleep when touching another starborne: an evolutionary adaptation to keep them near their family while floating in space!

bonus: scott yawns like a cat. sparklez was... not prepared.

[ebbpettier]

what do you mean with your hc that simon was always a dragon?

okay so this is one of my deepest most self indulgent headcanons because i'm gay and i think he deserves more and sharper teeth but it's extrapolated from a bunch of different details in the series: 1. we don't know what kind of blood davy used in the ritual. lucy couldn't identify it, but it almost definitely wasn't human. killing a dragon is one of the worst things you can do in the WoM and i really think davy isn't above that, at this point. (in terms of what i think the ritual entailed, i don't think he would have killed an adult dragon, either. a son for a son.) 2. simon's false feather wings dissolved in a bloody mess, but his dragon wings did not. iirc, he also had to wish for them, and penelope pointed out that this is fundamentally Not How Magic Works 3. penny also theorized that simon was actually turning INTO a dragon at the moment he got his wings, unless i'm misremembering again? its been a while since my last reread of the series and i have a memory disorder bear with me 4. "you don't kill a dragon unless you're trying to open a portal to hell" davy what did you do. DAVY, WHAT DID YOU DO. 5. once magic stops working on simon at all/after he loses his magic, the wings don't disappear, which makes me think they weren't powered by magic in the first place; they were just a part of his body. 6. margaret almost immediately (probably falsely but still) identifies him as a Kitten. she straight up thinks he's a baby dragon. maybe he smells like one, or feels like one, but i feel like she would be the most qualified to like ... tell? simon insists he isn't, but she seems confused and even a little put off when he tries to say he isn't just a lost dragon-kit. 7. when he's going off his magic is described as very blistery and prickly and black and red, and he glows and smokes and smells like a forest fire. dragon coded as fuuuuck 8. i think it would fucking rule I've never quite decided if i want it to be dragon ancestry, or if he's some kind of changeling via the ritual*, or something else, but the reason i draw the sword of mages with a fancy hilt shaped like a dragon is because i also headcanon that it looks different for everyone who wields it. (in my Baz Is The Heir AU: he summons it as a spada da lato, light as a feather with a handguard that curls like fire in a windstorm, inset with little sapphires) and simon's just ALWAYS been that dragony. i want him to grow more teeth, and they keep growing so he either has to accept them or have them pulled. i want his nails to be hard and sturdy as iron and he just never notices because he's always used them as tools, and he thought everyone's were like that. he bites them off because they break clippers. i want the red scales around the second set of deltoids (the ones on his wings) to start slowly creeping down his back and over his shoulders over time. because i think it would fucking rule. *i subscribe to this one the most, tho. makes sense. also i feel like the mage WouldTM.

[armandposting]

i am kind of bewildered by people who don't even like babies just to hold occasionally and give back tho. not in a bad way to each their own I'm just like. they are literally so cute and squishy there has never been a time in my life when I have turned down holding a baby. I get being afraid because they're breakable and I get not wanting to be responsible for one but straight up not enjoying babies even at their best?? incomprehensible to me

[sleepiest-captain]

[ID: The Captain, an orange kitten, curled up and face down on a star-covered duvet, sleeping.]

cold night, warm human

[draganwhorror]

Ted Raimi as Mills Toddner - My Name is Bruce (2007)

[purrpowerco]

Could you not... Hoooooman.

Purr Power Co is now open 🖇️ in Bio 🐾

[curiosity-killed]

i know i’ve rambled about this before but I think about it a lot with the various like “can reptiles/fish/non cat/dog pets ACTUALLY love you back” posts and articles about how to tell when your cat loves you and I just sometimes think it’s a little silly to act like love is both this grand ineffable mystery in regards to pets (or people) and something to be measured and assessed

like does Baloo let me hold her paw for a long time (a Measure of Trust according to many articles)? No, she doesn’t really like having her paws touched. But when she gets her head stuck in the back of a chair or her scarf’s caught on something, she stills the moment I touch her head and lets me—a big, strange creature (who frankly often runs into furniture and doorframes)—manipulate the most fragile and vital part of her body in order to help her.

love is an action imo. your dog doesn’t need to be able to comprehend the words ‘I love you’ to feel loved, and your snake doesn’t need to purr to show that it trusts you and likes being around you. love is going to look a little different in every setting and trying to both box it in and demand it meet certain criteria is just...kind of dumb

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

[supurrb]

usually dandelion likes to give me a lot of space, but other times he likes to be right next to my face while i sleep. there is no in between.

[self-shipper-snowdrop]

How do you know your cat is a spoiled little princess?

When, around bedtime, she waits at the bottom of the stairs expecting her mama to come pick her up and bring her to bed.

I love this little lady, but darling... you can come up the stairs yourself. Why must you wait for me to come get you;;;;

[tsuchinokoroyale]

Him @ 3 AM: u up?

Me: … yeah what’s up?

Him: haha, what’s got you up so late? got too much stuff running through your mind?

Me: yeah, pretty much.

The video on my phone:

[suosteacup]

I need to eep