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transformedyt · 2 years ago

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This is Harleen.

Harleen is a gremlin.

Harleen knows how to open my bathroom door when it is closed.

And how to walk through.

So please explain to me why she insists on DIGGING AT THE DOOR EVERY TIME I NEED TO TAKE A SHIT! She can get out! I have seen her do it! Why is she LIKE THIS?! I was using the bathroom at six in the fucking morning because i had to get up to feed her, and she went diggy dig so loud that it fully woke me up and i can’t get back to sleep! Why, Harleen?! WHY?!

#cat #floofy cat #black cat #she is evil #but i love her #she is baby #And she loves me #she likes to curl up on me #and purr me to sleep #though she also likes to wake me up #she also attacks nurses giving me my injections #but she’s trying to protect me #i love this cat so much #i would die for this cat

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jfkkenndy · 7 months ago

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need the world to know how much it means to me when james wilson wears his cozy clothes

#hate crimes md #dr james wilson #james wilson #house md #robert sean leonard #i wanna see his graphic tee collection i know he has one #hes so cute i wanna drink wet cement so itll turn me into a statue #look at him on that couch i bet he purrs when he sleeps #with zzz's over his head

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puppetmaster13u · 9 months ago

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Prompt 290

Ghosts have the habit of taking names of those they’ve defeated. Not in spars or play-fights of course, and one has to actually be an adult for the instinct to hit, but it happens. It happens far more often than one would think.

Jason? Actually has no clue when he comes back to the living why he stole one of the Joker’s older names, nor why the Pit goes so angry when he thinks about Robin- HisTitleHisFraidNameFromFamily-

Now the Pit? Not a baby semi-near the cusp of adulthood, in fact is Very Old even if it’s more hivemind-esque then a full on realms entity. Very offended for the Baby it was gifted, because who takes that from a literal infant?!

Oh! Oh that’s another baby! Hm, change of plans, obviously the baby is also its. Because while adult ghosts trying to forcefully take a Name is a direct challenge? A ghostling- or in this case liminal- doing it is an open invitation for adoption.

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Prompts #Sentient Lazarus Pit #Jason has no clue what happened either #Tim got kidnapped by Pit Mad Jason and bundled into a nest #At this point Hood’s Merry Men is used to their Boss bundling up kids and helping them detox so they leave him be #Let Liminals & ghosts Purr #Dick & Bruce are so very panicked & tearing through Gotham #Not unlike how Tim’s teammates are freaking out & searching outside Gotham #Meanwhile Tim is just confuzzled as Big Crime Lord curls around him & growls at anyone who so much as opens the door #the Pit: I am such a good parent :)#Later when Jason isn’t actively having Pit Episode (the Pit totally isn’t wanting babies to meet each other)#Jason holding Tim by the armpits audibly confused: You are not one of my brats #Tim who is concussed & has narcolepsy: No shit helmet-man but let me go back to sleep it’s comfy

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synesthete-sylke · 1 year ago

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little sleepy starboys,,,

art based off of a deleted scene from one of my fics (little bit of help, little bit of love), and a hc that starborne can only sleep when touching another starborne: an evolutionary adaptation to keep them near their family while floating in space!

bonus: scott yawns like a cat. sparklez was... not prepared.

#syn's art #scott smajor #captainsparklez #smajor fanart #captainsparklez fanart #starborne #origins smp #origins fanart #i just love them ok #hc that starborne's colours get darker when they go awhile without seeing the stars #just kinda look sad and a bit sick #also!! scott kneads and purrs in his sleep like a little kitty #because no one can stop me

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stonedstargazer666 · 2 months ago

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AWWWW Elkkieeeeeee I love him so muchhhhh awwwwwwwwww what HELLO I CAN'T DEAL WITH THISSSS THANK YOU

I really want to get a small tattoo of thisssss

#elkkiel my dear #oh my gosh thank you #i cant even describe it #how happy this makes me today #and how much I needed this #stoned rae #meow meow gang #sleep token #sleep token iii #sleep token fanart #III makes for a cute kitty #I want him to lay in my lap while I write and fan girl #deep rumbly purrs #that's what he would have

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ebbpettier · 8 months ago

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what do you mean with your hc that simon was always a dragon?

okay so this is one of my deepest most self indulgent headcanons because i'm gay and i think he deserves more and sharper teeth but it's extrapolated from a bunch of different details in the series: 1. we don't know what kind of blood davy used in the ritual. lucy couldn't identify it, but it almost definitely wasn't human. killing a dragon is one of the worst things you can do in the WoM and i really think davy isn't above that, at this point. (in terms of what i think the ritual entailed, i don't think he would have killed an adult dragon, either. a son for a son.) 2. simon's false feather wings dissolved in a bloody mess, but his dragon wings did not. iirc, he also had to wish for them, and penelope pointed out that this is fundamentally Not How Magic Works 3. penny also theorized that simon was actually turning INTO a dragon at the moment he got his wings, unless i'm misremembering again? its been a while since my last reread of the series and i have a memory disorder bear with me 4. "you don't kill a dragon unless you're trying to open a portal to hell" davy what did you do. DAVY, WHAT DID YOU DO. 5. once magic stops working on simon at all/after he loses his magic, the wings don't disappear, which makes me think they weren't powered by magic in the first place; they were just a part of his body. 6. margaret almost immediately (probably falsely but still) identifies him as a Kitten. she straight up thinks he's a baby dragon. maybe he smells like one, or feels like one, but i feel like she would be the most qualified to like ... tell? simon insists he isn't, but she seems confused and even a little put off when he tries to say he isn't just a lost dragon-kit. 7. when he's going off his magic is described as very blistery and prickly and black and red, and he glows and smokes and smells like a forest fire. dragon coded as fuuuuck 8. i think it would fucking rule I've never quite decided if i want it to be dragon ancestry, or if he's some kind of changeling via the ritual*, or something else, but the reason i draw the sword of mages with a fancy hilt shaped like a dragon is because i also headcanon that it looks different for everyone who wields it. (in my Baz Is The Heir AU: he summons it as a spada da lato, light as a feather with a handguard that curls like fire in a windstorm, inset with little sapphires) and simon's just ALWAYS been that dragony. i want him to grow more teeth, and they keep growing so he either has to accept them or have them pulled. i want his nails to be hard and sturdy as iron and he just never notices because he's always used them as tools, and he thought everyone's were like that. he bites them off because they break clippers. i want the red scales around the second set of deltoids (the ones on his wings) to start slowly creeping down his back and over his shoulders over time. because i think it would fucking rule. *i subscribe to this one the most, tho. makes sense. also i feel like the mage WouldTM.

#simon snow #carry on #THIS IS LEVEL 2 TO ME BUT ALSO PURE HEADCANON #it doesn't really mean much for the story because simon would never learn of his true ancestry but #the slow-creeping changes that come with late-onset dragon puberty might freak him out and mess with his head a lot #no he doesn't breathe fire (but he's terrified that he'll sneeze and kill baz in his sleep for a while)#he has the sparkteeth but not the fire. the strikers but not the flint.#and he can GROWL and PURR #round 2 (nsfw) is ask me about the changes below the belt #spoilers: he does knot know whats happening AYYYYYY

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armandposting · 4 months ago

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i am kind of bewildered by people who don't even like babies just to hold occasionally and give back tho. not in a bad way to each their own I'm just like. they are literally so cute and squishy there has never been a time in my life when I have turned down holding a baby. I get being afraid because they're breakable and I get not wanting to be responsible for one but straight up not enjoying babies even at their best?? incomprehensible to me

#babies love my autism swag [guy who will basically literally start purring at them and it puts them to sleep]#it's not really a purr it's like a deep hum but I assume it serves the same sort of purpose #the pediatric cancer moms LOVED giving me their babies to hold during meetings when I was 12

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sleepiest-captain · 6 months ago

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[ID: The Captain, an orange kitten, curled up and face down on a star-covered duvet, sleeping.]

cold night, warm human

#human here: he doesn't sleep with me normally. he has a bed but decided to purr in my face the whole night :']#the captain #cats of tumblr #id included #id in caption

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draganwhorror · 7 months ago

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Ted Raimi as Mills Toddner - My Name is Bruce (2007)

#ted raimi #mills toddner #my name is bruce #comedy #horror #2000s film #my gifs #i would sell my soul to sleep next to ted #and to have him purr like that #he can introduce me to big jim too

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curiosity-killed · 2 years ago

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i know i’ve rambled about this before but I think about it a lot with the various like “can reptiles/fish/non cat/dog pets ACTUALLY love you back” posts and articles about how to tell when your cat loves you and I just sometimes think it’s a little silly to act like love is both this grand ineffable mystery in regards to pets (or people) and something to be measured and assessed

like does Baloo let me hold her paw for a long time (a Measure of Trust according to many articles)? No, she doesn’t really like having her paws touched. But when she gets her head stuck in the back of a chair or her scarf’s caught on something, she stills the moment I touch her head and lets me—a big, strange creature (who frankly often runs into furniture and doorframes)—manipulate the most fragile and vital part of her body in order to help her.

love is an action imo. your dog doesn’t need to be able to comprehend the words ‘I love you’ to feel loved, and your snake doesn’t need to purr to show that it trusts you and likes being around you. love is going to look a little different in every setting and trying to both box it in and demand it meet certain criteria is just...kind of dumb

#my sister's cat insists on sleeping curled up in my sister's arms every night #meanwhile baloo often likes to sleep on this one corner of the living room rug she's obsessed with #do i think that means baloo loves me less? no??#idk i think why this type of thinking picks at me is like #i think if we had a broader and less....not distrusting exactly but insecure #view of love #we'd be better /at/ loving both pets and people #people wouldn't dismiss cats as being too aloof and unfriendly #or dogs who don't match up to their doting ideal #and in the same vein #people would be better at recognizing love as it's offered in its myriad forms #whether that's clinging or from a distance #ANYWAY #baloo is currently passed out on her favorite rug corner but positioned so she can check on me periodically #after her grand adventure of briefly trying to run away to the hallway (she laid down outside my door and refused to move)#and the great crisis of both a rainstorm AND the vacuum (The Horrors)#and soon i'll go to bed and she'll hop up and hyper purr directly into my face until i turn off the light #she is very stupid and full of love #personal

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opens-up-4-nobody · 11 months ago

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#i walked into a situation today where my mom was effectively already dead. effectively bc her body was and is still alive. still breathing #painful groaning purrs. but her mind was gone yesterday. my dad said he showed her a picture of the mountains i took that day and told her #i loved her and she smiled. thats what he said. maybe he was just being nice. or maybe thats the last time she thought of me. i dunno. but #the human body is an incredible thing. shes got a heart still powering a broken body. too full of tumors to function anymore. stomach #streched like a pregnant mother. it happed really fast and now its happening very slow #im somehow probably better off than the rest of them. i only got here for the aftermath of a downslide. my daily life will b least effected #i only really saw her twice a year living so far away and she didnt text much. didnt call often. so life wont change much ill just kno shes #not there. which is sad. but theres nothing to b done abt it. life goes on. it hasnt been all bad tho. its nice to talk to my family abt her #how incredible she was. bc she was. wish her mom wasnt here tho. she doesn't deserve to b here. my mom wouldnt want her here. she didnt want #her here. but anyway. i wish her body would just let her go now. so we can sleep. so this can be over. so she can rest #but even like this shes stubborn and resilient. they say it could go on for days but i hope not. may the universe let her rest shes gotta b #so tired after 10 years of this. but i have no regrets. she knew how i felt abt her. and i dont think she had regrets either. she did so #much up to the very end. went out on a high note without the burdon of knowing it was coming #i dunno. its just such a strange experience to watch the empty shell of your mother sleeping like a gurgling baby #unrelated

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supurrb · 1 year ago

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usually dandelion likes to give me a lot of space, but other times he likes to be right next to my face while i sleep. there is no in between.

#prince dandelion #orange cats #in the last few months he’s randomly decided to sleep next to me #and by sleep I mean curl up near my face and purr loudly #and idk where this came from bcuz he used to stay Very Far bcuz he prefers staring

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gummysphere · 2 months ago

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Sorry if this is too freaky but I love that face n*dja makes when she's sleepy,, makes me wish I could be an energy v*mpire so I could get a sick thrill from making her look like that

#idk what it is I'm not really into anything sleep related #I think it almost mildly ticks some kind of hypnosis-related box for me or something #wwdits nsft #(i'm mostly referring to her face from the casino episode when she's describing how her #brain is like 'hot onion water' lmao)#purr

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tsuchinokoroyale · 11 months ago

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Him @ 3 AM: u up?

Me: … yeah what’s up?

Him: haha, what’s got you up so late? got too much stuff running through your mind?

Me: yeah, pretty much.

The video on my phone: