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I resigned Prince Peach (slightly)
And I made official designs for Princess Daisy (Prince Dandelion), Rosalina (Ross Lynn), Pauline (Paul) and even did some fanart for @demonangelgirl134 of Rose Thornell (Thorne Rosenell (Iâm great with names arenât I? :D))
⨠Maria Sisters and Bowsetteâs updated designs â¨
#mario au#super maria sisters#genderbend#princess peach#prince peach#princess daisy#prince dandelion#rosalina#ross lynn#pauline mario#rose thornell#my designs#my art#not my oc#friends oc#mario oc
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Let's be fair. If you fuck with Jaskier in anyway you're just an idiot. He may not be the best at fighting for himself but this man has the love of some of the most powerful people in the continent.
Like his best friend is Geralt of Rivia! Probably the best Witcher on the continent thanks to that double mutation. He will kick your ass if you touch his bard!
His best frenemy and bitching buddy is Yennifer of Vengerberg the most badass powerful sorceress. She can and will save his ass from any situation.
He is the uncle of Ciri! The girl who holds the fate of the world in her hands! And who is the most powerful person you could probably come across! This girl holds so much love for the bard that if you even try and take him away I think you're dead on the spot.
And then any elves he's ever saved! Like you think you can hurt the Sandpiper if there around?
He also has the dwarfs on his side after he ran in to help them! Hurt Jaskier? Prepare to have your head bashed in!
Plus the King of Redania who loves him so much he was willing to give everything up! This kingdom with one of the best armies, I wouldn't put it past Radovid to send the whole army after one man if he fucked with Jask!
Like fucking with the bard is like signing your own death certificate. You mess with him you mess with everyone above.
#jaskier#the witcher#geralt of rivia#geraskeir#the witcher season 3#geralt x jaskier#the witcher spoilers#twn#twn spoilers#geralt x dandelion#geraskier#radovid x jaskier#prince radovid#jaskier x radovid#radskier#yennefer of vengerberg#princess cirilla#witcher cirilla#the witcher yennefer#yennefer#ciri#ciri of cintra#witcher geralt#geralt of rivera#radovid#king radovid#jaskovid#jaskier witcher
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The full illustrated list! Of Shoujo/Josei titles I read/enjoyed in 2024!
#my art#shoujo manga#josei manga#manga#hoooo boy do I wanna tag 'em all?#Let's try#gold kingdom and water kingdom#fushigi yuugi#library wars: love and war#the hachioji specialty: tengu's love#the rose of versailles#colette decides to die#in the name of the mermaid princess#from far away#magical girl dandelion#children of the whales#my love story with yamada kun at lv 999#the cursed prince's servant#immortal rain#wolf's daughter: a werewolf's tale#tamon's b side#magic knight rayearth#king in limbo#mermaid prince#wolf and revolver#queen's quality
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Prompt 142
Prince Geralt is the second of three sons born to King Vesemir. Court... Isn't his thing. Court isn't really any of the three boys' things. Eskel was certainly polite enough for it, but many thought him too intimidating looking to even approach. Geralt detested the finery and the clothing that made him look like a sad silk trader. Lambert nearly killed a woman with a heart attack the last time he was in court and opened his mouth to speak. Geralt doesn't like court, or meetings, or what-have-you. He much prefers riding his favorite mare, Roach, into the nearby woodland. Whether they'd just go for a trot, or hunt something, or swim in a creek was a choice he usually made up on the spot. One afternoon however, as he dismounts from his trusty steed, he hears a noise on the wind. A rather lovely one, at that. It's singing. Someone's singing, and they've the voice of an angel. Geralt freezes in place for multiple minutes, too engrossed in just listening. Geralt glances around, attempting to make sense of which direction it's coming from. He doesn't even tie up Roach before he sprints off in the direction of the singing. He doesn't know what he'll do. Applaud? Say 'thank you, that was great'? Faint? But he does want to get closer. Just the slightest bit, so he can hear the singing better. After a moment or two of trompsing through the underbrush, however, the singing stops. Geralt loses all traces of the voice, and is left to return to his horse, stood where he left her, in disappointment. He tells his brother of the encounter, tells them to try hearing the voice in the woods. Lambert warns him it might be a troll in disguise, and Eskel gets so caught up correcting Lambert's thoughts on trolls that Geralt can't even gush about the voice any more, and returns to his room, eager to set out to the forest as soon as he can.
It's been two weeks, and Geralt is saddened by the voice's disappearance. It was a once-in-a-lifetime blessing he'd just have to hold onto. Even as he hears the voice in his thoughts and dreams every night. It's not the same. Not the real thing. Geralt is being moody about all of this as he lays on his back, floating in a small pond. Roach is there, on the shore, occasionally bending her neck down and taking a sip. He tried to invite her in to swim with him, at least get her feet wet, but she'd harshly declined, giving him a little nip on his arm. And then, he hears it. The voice. The singing. Geralt is so shocked, he flails in the water, and inhales some. Geralt rushes to the shore, hacking like a cat about to present it's owner with a hairball, and rushing to put all his clothes back on. As soon as he's fully dressed, the voice has stopped. He hadn't even had the time to try and seek them out again! He kicks the dirt, and sits down to pout next to his horse. Despite the failure, he was overjoyed when he revealed the news to his brothers. "My siren is back!" He said with a grin. Eskel loved when Geralt grinned, he didn't do it nearly enough any more. Not since they were all children. "I was in the pond when-" "Can't be a siren if you were in the water and they weren't." Lambert points out, mouth full of food. "I know they're not really a siren, that's just what I call them!" "Why is that?" Eskel inquires, raising an eyebrow. "Every time they sing, I- I feel as if I'm bespelled." Geralt whispers with awe, his eyes sparkling. Lambert begins chortling as loud as possible. "Prettyboy is whipped over a VOICE!" "You would be too, if you could hear them!" Geralt argued, just before a servant came in to alert them all that it was getting rather late, and their father requested them all in bed.
Another few weeks go by without his siren, but Geralt knows they must still be out there. They're just biding their time before they enchant him again. Geralt is home after a long day of messing around in the woods hoping to hear them. He's stood on his balcony, looking out toward the forest, sighing. It's just as he's about to walk back inside when he hears it... Ever so quiet, ever so soft, in the distance, coming from the woods. His siren. He freezes, and listens for a moment, before shaking his head. He slams his door open and races down the hall, only to run straight into Eskel. "Geralt? What's wrong?" "My siren! They're singing! I have to go to the woods!" "Geralt, it's the middle of the night-" Eskel worries. "You haven't found them yet, but you think you can find them now?" Lambert pipes up from the room farther down the hall, rubbing his eyes, evidently annoyed he was awoken by his brother's urgency. "I have to try." is all Geralt tells them, as he pushes past Eskel and continues down the hall. After a few minutes, both Lambert and Eskel are out on their own balconies, hearing nothing but the ambient sounds of night. "He's gone fuckin' batty!" Lambert shouts over to Eskel's balcony. "SHUSH! You'll wake father!" Eskel hisses back. Geralt came back that next morning, disappointed, and no closer to finding the mysterious vocalist.
Two entire months pass, and Geralt is distraught. It's beginning to feel like his siren is really gone for good this time. "Smiiiile, it's a happy day for you." Eskel lovingly reminds Geralt. They're all sat on their thrones, awaiting nobility and gentry to pass by and give Geralt gifts, for it was his birthday. All Geralt wanted for his birthday was to hear from the siren again, but even if his siren came back, he wasn't in the woods to hear them anyhow. "The Pankratz family!" A servant loudly introduces, snapping Geralt out of his thoughts. They looked the same as every other noble family did, though there was an exception. A boy around Geralt's age was the first to give Geralt an actual, genuine smile. "We are delighted to present you with our gift, it's a-" "I have a gift for the prince, too!" The boy interrupts his father, taking a step closer. "Julian!" The mother hisses. "It's a song." "Julian, don't embarrass us like this." The father snarls. Geralt holds up a hand. "...I'd like to hear it." The boy, who was quite handsome in retrospect, races to their bags and finds a lute he smuggled along. He steps in front of his family, looks into Geralt's eyes, and begins to sing. Geralt freezes. Eskel glances between the viscount and his brother, who was seemingly in a trance. Eskel was at first worried about the way his mouth parted a bit in shock as he realized what was happening, but then he looked to see Lambert was gaping like he was physically incapable of shutting his mouth... Which... It being Lambert, was actually quite possible. When the boy finishes, everyone politely claps, except for Geralt, still staring in awe. The boy flushes and fidgets in place. "..I cannot accept this song as a gift." Geralt says. "We're so, so, so dreadfully sorry about Julian, your highness-" Geralt shuts the man up with a wave of his hand, still staring at the musician who captured his heart. "I would rather my gift from your family to be your son." The Pankratz all gasp and gawk, as Julian's eyes widen. King Vesemir leans over and whispers "What the hell are you doing, boy?" "I would like to give him the official position as court bard, and I'd like to hear him sing again. Every day, if I can." Geralt explains. "Your highness, we simply can't just give away our dearest son-" "I'll do it!" "Julian-!" "I'd love to be the court bard, Prince Geralt!" Julian crows, bouncing up and down in delight. "...Then it shall be." King Vesemir said, giving a confused glance to Eskel. Eskel and Lambert are alone that night. Geralt was busy being serenaded, they assumed. "So. Geralt found his siren." Eskel says softly. "I really thought he was just nuts." Lambert snorts. "Apparently not." "..." "..." "..." "..." "Wanna bet on how long it takes until they start fucking?" "You know it."
#geraskier#geralt x jaskier#geralt x dandelion#the witcher#geralt loves his bard!#witcher fanfiction#fanfiction prompts#writing prompts#requited unrequited love#strangers to friends to lovers#strangers to lovers#royalty au#Royal Geralt#Prince Geralt#viscount jaskier#noble jaskier#meet cute#yearning#kaer morons#witcher lambert#witcher eskel#eskel#lambert#papa vesemir#witcher vesemir#vesemir#if there is a single spelling error i will launch myself into the sea and acquaint myself with a new ecosystem#if there is a grammar error i dont care grammar is fake#the new book being revealed as a prequel has me all up in my babie geralt feels#I want teens-20 year old Geralt to be flustered over his bard and I want it nOW!
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I donât think Jaskier is fully aware of the fact that Geralt is It for him.
I know we arenât getting Geraskier, (theyâre still canon to me) so at this point I just want my blorbo to be able to move on and be happy instead of fucking miserable but the more I think about it, the more I realize that even if he does get chance to be with Radovid⌠I don't think he would ever be truly happy.
Yes, he could love him, and be happy that he's being treated well, and worshiped and valued, and everything a good relationship should be. Yes, he'd learn to move on as much as he can⌠but thatâs only as much as he can. Geralt will always be with him. Geralt will be a filter for which he perceives affection and how it's given out and received. Everything will relate back to him.
Geralt is love for Jaskier.
It would be doomed. As much as he could learn to love somebody new, it would take far too long to be fair, and even if Radovid fully understood and stuck around because he knew Jask was trying and didnât mind, even if Jaskier does love himâItâs doomed.
He couldnât do it. Because everything they do reminds him of Geralt even though they werenât even together⌠but he canât escape it. It could even be years down the road with zero contact with Geralt (because thatâs the only way he could truly even begin to move on) and he would be miserable.
So heâd leave Radovid. Because itâs not fair. And heâd decide heâs better off having one night stands and casual affairs that last no longer than a month for the rest of his life.
And maybe heâd go back to Geralt. Because he sure as hell canât live without him if the past however long itâs been has taught him anything.
Geralt would be so mad at him for leaving but itâs not like they havenât gone a long time without seeing each other/not contacting each other before. Itâs just been a while since then⌠And Geralt needs him too, how could he say no? He missed him horribly.
And I think at that point, Jaskier would tell him why he left. Geralt deserves to know. Because at this point, if Geralt will take him back, whatâs unrequited love? It doesnât matter. He should have known it wouldnât matter. And really, he should have done this a lot sooner, maybe he could have gotten some fucking peaceâ
âYou should have.â
âI should have what?â
âYou should have done this sooner.â
âYeah, thatâs literally what I just said. Why are youâ Geralt? What are youâ Gods, thatâs unfair, donât look at me like youâre about toââ
Kiss me.
He should have done this much, much sooner.
#geraskier#meta#the witcher#the witcher meta#geraskier meta#geralt x jaskier#geralt of rivia#jaskier#dandelion#the witcher season 3#radovid#prince radovid#radovid x jaskier
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Thinking Thoughtsâ˘ď¸ about complete and utter devotion whilst fucking.
Methinks I need some attention. I just want to be ravished and doted on like a spoiled thing that exists only to be adored.
#craving my wife's gentleness#thinkin about dandelion#dandelion thoughts#subby thoughts#ftm nsft#t4t nsft#switch thoughts#just bnuuy thoughts#royalty kink#prince thoughts#royalty thoughts#trans nsft#t4t#do this to me challenge
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JASKIER IS BI CANON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#I'm being late to a final exam just to post this đđđ#there's no way I'll be able to focus now#i knew i shouldn't have let myself ran out of adhd meds....#BI!JASKIER!!!!!#prince radovid#news#the witcher#s3#jaskier#julian alfred pankratz#dandelion#the witcher netflix#bisexual#jaskier x radovid#what's the ship name gonna be?#radskier#?#sounds funny lol#twn#joey batey#lauren hirsch
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having a lil hiatus from selfship art maybe, idk .
so anyways back to mario and luigi thorns of origins lore bbbbABYYYYY
ok i LOVE king Dandelion and Rosethorn's bond. like omg . they care about eachother so much even if Rose messed things up so bad,Dandy still loves his son so much despite everything and it's just..waaaa (also yea it's based on that scene from Aladdin)
and another color palette challenge let's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and ropple . i love Ropple. i love Robean and Popple-
and finally some Wheek doodles
#darknoverse#art#digital art#mario and luigi#thorns of origins#super mario oc#prince rosethorn#king dandelion#flowardin kingdom#cackletta#popple#robean#beanish oc#sona#manticoeur#oc x canon
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Bittersweet Blood
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What if Loki was Sally Jackson? Thus, Percy is born a half-blood of two gods from differing patheons. It's time Loki and Percy took the Marvel Universe by storm.
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Chapter 2, Part 5: The Sea Protects
Triton looked deep in thought as he calmed down and finally looked up, âI donât think the child needs to forgo their Norse heritage. The Greek and Norse worlds are vastly different, and knowing about the Norse side of things shouldnât increase the childâs danger like it will if they know about the Greek side. Because even Greek gods' scent increases with their awareness, and there are plenty of monsters and gods who would take advantage of a young god.â
Triton adds, âIn fact it would probably be more beneficial for the child to know about their Norse side sooner, so they can practice their powers and will be more than prepared to fight monsters and survive. Of course, only when they are old enough to properly handle a weapon.â
Loki smiles in awe. He wants his child to know their Norse heritage, for it to not just be some dirty secret. Loki is glad. It feels much better to just hide parts of his childâs heritage, not forever, just until they can learn to properly defend themselves, and later to learn their Greek heritage when itâs time to tell them when itâs time to accept their destiny.
Poseidon grins widely, âAnd that means I can still train our child how to use a trident and how to command the ocean and strategize. Iâll just have to pretend to be an Asgardian.â
âThat I can still be in their life.â went unsaid, but Loki and Amphitrite heard it loud and clear.
âHow will we explain our names, though, and powers? We canât even risk any hint of Greek into the childâs life to keep them the safest? And will the child live on the surface?â Triton asks.
âWell, I think that would be for the best. I do quite want to continue living on the surface even if it is lovely down here.â Loki responds.
Loki continues, âAlso, I am very familiar with changing names and appearance. In fact I have a current mortal identity known as Sally Jackson, and she, I, am quite proud of how well I was able to adjust to Mid-â Loki cuts himself on, remembering what Poseidon said about calling Earth Midgard, and clears his throat, âHuman culture.â
Then, Lokiâs face goes white. He just admitted that he was female sometimes, and oh Norns, would they be disgusted with him?
Except all he sees when he looks toward Amphitrite and Triton all he sees is interest, and is that adoration from Amphitrite.
Loki shakes his head, he knew he was overthinking, but still that fear of being judged doesnât just go away. Even when heâs been accepted and supported by Poseidon and his friend Malia. Itâs still hard to tell others and not assume the worst.
âHmm, can you help us with that dear?â Amphitrite asks sweetly, her voice like honey.
Loki nods his head eagerly and confesses, âSure, though the most important thing is to find appearances and names that you are comfortable with and connect to, especially if youâll be using them for an unknown time. For instance, though I picked the name Sally and later the mortal last name Jackson on a whim, I connect with the name, and Sally is who I am when Iâm female. Though I did recently add the middle name Sylvie, since she was the first name I chose when I was younger, and I still wanted her to be part of my name.â
Loki looks away, embarrassed and still a little scared.
But Amphitrite grabs Lokiâs hand and smiles, âThat sounds lovely dear, and I would love to see her sometime.â
Loki smiles back, âsee herâ, not âmeet herâ. Amphitrite distinguished that Loki was still the same person as Sally, but just female.
âAlright! Weâll have to talk some more later. Itâs getting quite late, and Iâm sure Loki wants to go to sleep in his own bed.â Poseidon states.
And wow, Loki is feeling quite tired now that he thinks about it, and nods in agreement.
Before they turn to leave, Amphitrite grabs Lokiâs hand and asks, âCan I hug you?â
Loki looks bewildered, âYes, but why?â
Amphitrite gently hugs Loki, her large mer body dwarfing Lokiâs small frame, but it felt so nice and comforting.
âI just thought you needed one.â Amphitrite answers.
âThanks.â Loki whispers to her.
âGoodbye Amphitrite and Triton, it was wonderful meeting you too, and weâll meet again sometime soon.â Loki waves to his new friends? Family? Family, Loki decides.
âGoodbye my ÎÎąĎίΝΚĎĎÎą (âQueenâ), and ĎοΝĎĎÎšÎźÎżĎ ÎłÎšÎżĎ (âprecious sonâ), Iâll see you again soon.â Poseidon tells his family.
âGoodbye father, and goodbye Loki.â Triton says, his face, bright gold in embarrassment.
âGoodbye my love, and make sure to keep Loki safe.â Amphitrite warns. âAnd see you soon Ď
ĎÎĎÎżĎÎż ĎΟιĎΏγδΚ (âlovely emeraldâ).â Amphitrite whispers just to Loki.
Loki's face heats up bright red, and Amphitrite just grins sharply back.
Then, Loki grabs Poseidonâs hand, and he flashes them into Lokiâs cabin.
Loki smiles, glad to be around back home. Home, huh, that feels right. And not too long afterward makes his way to bed, and drags Poseidon along and whispers in his ear, âThank you for everything.â
âOf course my love.â Poseidon whispers back, just before the curtains of night fall upon Loki and he falls asleep.
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And that's the end of chapter 2! Hope you all enjoyed this fic and crossover. The rest will be posted on ao3 eventually.
Also, some things will be changed and edited before I post to ao3, so if you do eventually read it on there, please keep that in mind.
One such change I already made is that Percy will only be partially aware of his Norse heritage at first, not that Sally/Loki is a god.
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#percy jackson#pjo#pjo fanfic#percy jackson and the olympians#prince percy jackson#god percy#powerful percy jackson#genderfluid loki#loki#loki is sally jackson#pjo x marvel#pjo x marvel crossover#percy jackson x marvel#marvel#pjo percy#pjo poseidon#marvel loki#sea fam#future Amphitrite/Loki/Poseidon#Loki/Poseidon#powerful loki#bamf loki#loki odinson#bisexual poseidon#bisexual loki#pretty loki#marvel fanfiction#dandelion-blues original content#greek gods#norse gods
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Radovid knows what he's about to do is gonna hurt Jaskier and he looks so scared and sad, he just wanted to kiss and love his favorite bard, no one talk to me đ
#jaskier x radovid#jaskier#the witcher#prince radovid#dandelion#joey batey#hugh skinner#the witcher season 3 spoilers
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bird watching is VERY important
#cats#cat video#ragdolls#orange cats#prince daffodil#prince casanova#prince dandelion#I need to get another bird seed thing#we had one in the shape of a bell but the birds demolished it and the windstorm last night knocked it onto the ground
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They're adorable dude!! đđ
I resigned Prince Peach (slightly)
And I made official designs for Princess Daisy (Prince Dandelion), Rosalina (Ross Lynn), Pauline (Paul) and even did some fanart for @demonangelgirl134 of Rose Thornell (Thorne Rosenell (Iâm great with names arenât I? :D))
#super maria sisters#genderbend#mario au#princess peach#prince peach#princess daisy#prince dandelion#rosalina#ross lynn#pauline mario#rose thornell#not my oc#not my characters#not my design
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OKAY! so y'all can ask whatever questions you want about the new season of the Witcher but I come to you with the most important one!
Where is the damn cat!? Where is Nibbles?
Rience took the cat after he torched the building but then! Mister fucking fire fucker is killed! Leaving me to wonder where that lovely lil kitty is?!
Is that lil fur ball just alone somewhere? Why aren't we going to save the cat? Fuck the child of suprise. Where's the cat Rience? Where's the fucking cat!
#i really don't need to say fuck so much in one post#jaskier#geralt of rivia#the witcher#geraskeir#the witcher season 3#twn#the witcher spoilers#geralt x jaskier#twn spoilers#geralt x dandelion#rience#fire fucker#radovid x jaskier#prince radovid#jaskier x radovid#radskier#the witcher yennefer#yennefer#yennefer of vengerberg#witcher cirilla#princess cirilla#cirilla fiona elen riannon#ciri#have i tagged this enough?#no!#the witcher netflix#the witcher series#okay I'm done
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This song reminds me of Geralt and Dandelion's relationship.
I See A Darkness by Will Oldham (aka Bonnie "Prince" Billy)
Well, you're my friend
And can you see
Many times we've been out drinking
Many times we've shared our thoughts
But did you ever, ever notice
The kind of thoughts I got?
Well, you know I have a love
A love for everyone I know
And you know I have a drive
To live, I won't let go
But can you see this opposition
Comes rising up sometimes?
That it's dreadful imposition
Comes blacking in my mind
And then I see a darkness
And then I see a darkness
And then I see a darkness
And then I see a darkness
Did you know how much I love you?
Is a hope that somehow you
Can save me from this darkness?
Well, I hope that someday, buddy
We have peace in our lives
Together or apart
Alone or with our wives
And we can stop our whoring
And pull the smiles inside
And light it up forever
And never go to sleep
My best unbeaten brother
This isn't all I see
Oh no, I see a darkness
Oh no, I see a darkness
Oh no, I see a darkness
Oh no, I see a darkness
Did you know how much I love you?
Is a hope that somehow you
Can save me from this darkness?
Geralt sees the darkness by nature of his profession, by nature of his history, and by nature of his fate. Dandelion saves him from the darkness, he does this many times over, until of course he can't. :(
But then again, in a way he does, even after Geralt is gone, because Half a Century of Poetry is the only historical text that gives so much detail about Geralt and the rest of the hansa. So even after he dies, Dandelion shines a light on his existence. Okay I need to lie down now.
#the witcher#the witcher books#music#book dandelion#dandelion#witcher dandelion#geralt#book geralt#geralt of rivia#gerlion#geralt x dandelion#geralt/dandelion#songs that make me feel things#bonnie âprinceâ billy#will oldham#i see a darkness#platonic soulmates#geralt has seen a darkness and dandelion gets him into the light#i just finished my re-read of the books and sad + fully in the brainrot phase#Spotify#the witcher spoilers#half a century of poetry#friendship#the love of a dear friend#they kill me
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List of Why The Fuck Didn't I Realise I Was Into Women Sooner #2: Catherine Zeta Jones's sword fight with Antonio Banderas in Mask of Zorro.
That part where her hair was hanging loose and wild and he'd cut the shoulder off her nightdress and she disarmed and advanced on him like an avenging Fury, eyes ablaze and breathing hardâ fundamentally altered my brain chemistry. Haven't been the same person since.
#granted i only caught it on tv for the first time years after it was released#i think i was in my later teens#but i remember being struck dumb when CZJ appeared on screen#and then the fight scene#i don't even care that she's fucking Welsh and was essentially playing brownface like the entire rest of the white main cast#(although seriously fuck Banderas's white Spanish ass)#it was 1998 and good mother of fuck that was Elena#i was small and ace and very bi and had a heart boner. a heart-on if you will#i wonder whether i'd hate The Mummy so much if I had watched it before I knew it was racist af#although i think baby Rachel Weiz in the Mummy has a spot on the top ten of this list too#how did she look so completely different and elfish in the first movie. i had no idea it was the same woman in the rest of all her films#you could stick her on a music box. blow her away in the wind like a dandelion#although to be honest i have no excuse whatsoever for loving the Prince of Persia. Gemma Atherton. Jake Gyllenhaal. so hot#idk. maybe because they werent playing plunderers of a colonizer fever dream. the rituals are intricate#knee of huss#catherine zeta jones#mask of zorro#just bisexual things
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