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Obi-Wan Kenobi's net worth at the height of the clone wars - 52,365,000 credits. yeah... that's a lot.
general. my good sir. obi wan. why do you smoulder so hard these are mug shots
can you control yourself for like 20 seconds this is serious you are a war criminal
#the clone wars#obi wan kenobi#bounty hunter#there's a fierce competition between battalions about whose general is the most expensive#which is great fun for the clones#and a good enrichment exercise for the hackers#gotta dig into the separatist databases to find all this yanno?#anyway anakin mace and yoda have the highest#until word reaches obi wan in a quiet moment between campaigns#(codywan pillowtalk)#and obi wan smiles indulgently and asks if they're just counting bounties set by the separatists or if previously held bounties still count#honestly it hadn't quite registered to the clones that jedi would. have? bounties on their heads?#bc they're JEDI#aside from the war they're calm compassionate somewhat sad angelic beings#so the 212th is consulted and after much consideration they say yes#ok we'll count past bounties#and obi wan#who will deny until his death that he already competes with anakin and quinlan for who has the highest price on their head#puts THIS SHIT up with the most serene most shit eating smile ever beheld in the galaxy#52365000 credits#52 MILLION 326 THOUSAND GALACTIC CREDITS#sIR?????? WhAT???????#crimes include terrorism piracy murder treason sabotage theft arson#massive property damage destruction of military assets orchestrating a planet-wide slave rebellion and many many war crimes#highlights include being accused of child endangerment whilst fighting as a child soldier#being accused of 'theft of live goods' aka freeing slaves directly beneath a holo of him wearing a slave's explosive collar#being described as 'having jedi abilities'#committing so many war crimes that the terrorism reads like an afterthought#making such a nuisance of himself during a civil war that both sides clubbed together to write a mutual bounty#25 years later two warring crime syndicates also did exactly the same thing
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RANDOM ASK UMMMM FAVORITE CHARACTER FROM YOUR FAVORITE FANDOM!
Tricky. I don't know if I have a single favorite fandom, it depends. I'm a long time fan of Tolkien's work. In which case I think it would come down to either Merry or Sam.
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um they’re the same person but if i had to chose a different one- it doesn’t matter, bc barnacles is a sentient fucking polar bear with military training. it doesn’t matter who he fights, he’s winning.
1. Yes they have to fight, 2. Tell me who’s fighting who in the tags! (I’ll add the most ridiculous combos in a reblog)
#sorry aizawa#but he will eat your scarf#and obi wan#he is too fast#the force can’t save you from barnacles on all fours trying to kill you#SPEAKING OF BARNACLES ON ALL FOURS TRYING TO KILL YOU#I HAVE A THING ABOUT THAT#AND ITS THE FUNNIEST THING FUCKING EVER#sorry miguel you got beat by a 15 yr old barnacles will kick your nice ass ass#and don’t get me started tenth doctor. you are powerless to defeat him.
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I think we should write more straight relationships with 2010s TV queerbait tactics. Let that man and that woman's lives be horribly intertwined, let them take bullets for the other, let them be each other's meaning but NO KISSING. They are holding each other platonically. You're crazy for reading anything romantic into it at all tbh
#basically whatever fentanyl hiromu arakawa put in roy mustang and riza hawkeye's relationship#also low key what i wish obi-wan and satine could have been like
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DO YOU KNOW THIS CHARACTER?
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I’m so sorry we didn’t learn, George.
#Star Wars#George Lucas#Democracy#Election 2024#Vote#Donald Trump#Kamala Harris#So this is how liberty dies#with thunderous applause#Obitine#anidala#Padme Amidala#Satine Kryze#Obi-Wan Kenobi#Anakin Skywalker#Sheev Palpatine
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Me and Crosshair
hate how having a special interest in a character will turn u into a giggly little anime schoolgirl im like kicking my legs and squealing into a pillow and and blushing and smiling like an idiot and its like Oh yeah no this about a guy who should be in federal prison. yeah. yeah like unforgivable crimes
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what my notifs look like currently
#the boop wars.... sending loving boops back from my main blog <3#boop#april fool's day#april fools#star wars#sw memes#sw crack#star wars shitpost#anakin skywalker#obi wan kenobi#aaphra's stuff
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“why do you still use tumblr?”
listen— i have to keep track of my hyper fixations somehow
#star wars#hannibal#peaky blinders#henry cavill#the mandalorian#pedro pascal#mads mikkelsen#jjk#wwe#haruno sakura#mcu#loki laufeyson#bucky barnes#tony stark#hannibal lecter#will graham#obi wan kenobi#nanami kento#hannigram#taylor swift#hozier#i hyper fixate as easily as breathing bro#hannibal extended universe#tvd#one direction#harry potter#doctor who#bbc sherlock#tumblr#i have been here for 13 years i witnessed the daddy karp the mischapocalypse superwholock and yahoo buying us. i have seen too much
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Palpatine: My boy, I'm afraid to report that Master Kenobi is very likely sleeping with your wife.
Anakin, who knows for a fact that Obi-Wan is sleeping with his Commander, a good chunk of Ghost company, the Organas and Quinlan Vos: ...where is he finding the fucking time???
Palpatine, oblivious: Oh I've heard from some very reliable sources that-
Anakin: *pulls out a spexcel spreadsheet, the 3rd System Army's shared spoogle calender and a calculator*
Anakin: Your Excellency. That's just. not logistically possible.
#palps thinks anakin is mad about the affair. anakin is mad at whoevers spreading affair rumors that aren't even mathematically plausible#i fucking love thinking up new ways this manipulation line backfires on palpatine it brings me great joy#anakin skywalker#obi wan kenobi#palpatine#star wars
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found this one in my meme archives and i think its my 2025 energy
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baby anakin picking flowers in the temple garden pond + has the lecture of a lifetime coming
#star wars#anakin skywalker#obi wan kenobi#my art#I haven’t pulled all the stops out on a piece in a long time#sw.
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happy wash your fucking water bottle wednesday
#as requested by the moustache cody server#don’t get mould poisonong ner vode#star wars memes#obi wan kenobi#description in alt
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Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith | 2005 Obi-Wan Kenobi: Part VI | 2022 Star Wars: A New Hope | 1977
#star wars#swedit#starwarsedit#obi wan kenobi#ewan mcgregor#filmedit#tvedit#userconstance#usermal#userhella#tusermelissa#underbetelgeuse#usersavana#usermandie#useraurore#usermali#dailyflicks#filmgifs#byyolanda#4k
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