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Obi-Wan Kenobi's net worth at the height of the clone wars - 52,365,000 credits. yeah... that's a lot.
general. my good sir. obi wan. why do you smoulder so hard these are mug shots
can you control yourself for like 20 seconds this is serious you are a war criminal
#the clone wars#obi wan kenobi#bounty hunter#there's a fierce competition between battalions about whose general is the most expensive#which is great fun for the clones#and a good enrichment exercise for the hackers#gotta dig into the separatist databases to find all this yanno?#anyway anakin mace and yoda have the highest#until word reaches obi wan in a quiet moment between campaigns#(codywan pillowtalk)#and obi wan smiles indulgently and asks if they're just counting bounties set by the separatists or if previously held bounties still count#honestly it hadn't quite registered to the clones that jedi would. have? bounties on their heads?#bc they're JEDI#aside from the war they're calm compassionate somewhat sad angelic beings#so the 212th is consulted and after much consideration they say yes#ok we'll count past bounties#and obi wan#who will deny until his death that he already competes with anakin and quinlan for who has the highest price on their head#puts THIS SHIT up with the most serene most shit eating smile ever beheld in the galaxy#52365000 credits#52 MILLION 326 THOUSAND GALACTIC CREDITS#sIR?????? WhAT???????#crimes include terrorism piracy murder treason sabotage theft arson#massive property damage destruction of military assets orchestrating a planet-wide slave rebellion and many many war crimes#highlights include being accused of child endangerment whilst fighting as a child soldier#being accused of 'theft of live goods' aka freeing slaves directly beneath a holo of him wearing a slave's explosive collar#being described as 'having jedi abilities'#committing so many war crimes that the terrorism reads like an afterthought#making such a nuisance of himself during a civil war that both sides clubbed together to write a mutual bounty#25 years later two warring crime syndicates also did exactly the same thing
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