#and now: a list of my blorbos

[matrivers]

nothing, they all just need a teeny bit of therapy (and be brought back to life…some of them…)

[dandelion-roots]

[ID: a digital drawing of riz gukgak from fantasy high. in the front is a relatively small drawing of riz juggling books that are falling out of his hand and a phonecall, and he has a huge backpack on. he looks a bit overwhelmed, hair flying in all directions, and has a nervous smile on. in the background is a large shadow of riz, only one glowing eye and a shining gun visible. the background is red, giving an eerie feel. End ID]

Kill your best friend

Cheat your way to your rogue teacher

Announce your presidential campaign

Don't let them know how angry you are

LEARN TO RECOGNIZE A MONSTER

[axoqiii]

akito shinonomr...

(+ zooms)

[physical-manifestation-of-spite]

[stargirl230]

Luke(s)

sketches in which luke looks different every time i try to draw him (different face syndrome???)

(no reposts; reblogs appreciated)

[000marie198]

12 Leo and Zuko are the 'patient but insistent and would not stop trying until it is learned' teachers

Sonic is the 'shows it once and then forgets but encourages a lot' teacher

And Hiccup is the 'keeps the kids cooped up in the classroom during break time while proceeding with the lecture' teacher

[merlinfromberlin]

Imagine. TFP but there was an ancient spirit/deity living in the Star Sabre.

Bee, after the fight at the Omega Lock, can't remember anything that happened after picking up the Star Sabre for the first time. His memories only set back in once he pulls Optimus back up onto the platform.

None of the Autobots discuss it either. The only thing they told him is that he killed Megatron. But they refuse to elaborate beyond "you grabbed the star sabre, jumped down, stabbed Megatron & saved Optimus".

Bee himself is not even aware of the hole in his memories at first. But then Raf starts asking questions about the fight and Bee always answers with the same sentence. "You know... it was a real doozie, but I got... lucky, I guess."

The first time Ratchet hears Bee say that, he flinches violently and then pretends like that is absolutely normal behaviour. No, you did not just see him crunch his incredibly fragile medical equipment. It's always looked like this.

Optimus also starts acting odd towards Bee. He can't quite look him in the eye but keeps observing him from a distance. They've also stopped their philosophical discussions (yes; I'm going to insert my headcanon that Optimus and Bee watch ATLA together and then use it as a jumping off point to discuss Cybertronian philosophy and culture into everything).

None of the bots would admit it, but all of them are doing their best to keep Bee confined to the base. He is barely out on patrol anymore. It gets even worse once they are back on Cybertron because now he doesn't even get out to pick up Raf anymore. He's always kept busy indoors. Not even Smokescreen wants to sneak out with him.

Still, no one wants to answer his questions about what happened at the OmegaLock. He tries to corner Smokescreen and Bulkhead about it because they are the weakest link when it comes to resisting Bee, his shenanigans and questions, but neither of them budge.

And then Bee starts noticing other signs of change. Sometimes, his optics will suddenly just burn brighter. Bright enough to illuminate dark rooms or reflect on metal surfaces around him. Sometimes he is no longer sure that they're really blue.

Then, one night, he has a dream. He is lying somewhere, prone on his belly, unable to move and incredibly tired. It's hard to comprehend anything that's going on. His surroundings are bathed in blue (?) light and he can't see him, but he can feel Optimus being there, incredibly tense as he stands in between Bee and something that's so old it should have dissolved into dust eons ago. Optimus and the thing are talking but he can only gauge snippets of their conversations before something soothes him back into deep recharge. Last thing he hears is Optimus' yelling his name.

Then he wakes up at the entrance of their base, Optimus and Ratchet waiting for him as he returns from a drive. He has no clue where he went. Or why they look at him as if he was a ghost. Until he checks his internal chronometer and realises that the equivalent of a week has passed.

And when he asks what's going on, Optimus just pulls him into a hug and holds him for a long time, not saying anything.

[dat-is-i]

i love headcanoning my blorbos as chronically tired coffee addicts

[terrainofheartfelt]

Liz's definitive track assignment list that nobody asked for (but I know I'm right)

"Fortnight" (featuring Post Malone) -- DAIRFAIR DAIRFAIR DAIRFAIR

"The Tortured Poets Department" -- derena breakup track. derena divorce track. take your pick. serena pov <3

"My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys" -- 🪑

"Down Bad" -- changing course because this is rwrb firstprince alex post lake house I'M RIGHT

"So Long, London" -- same for above. acd-coded

"But Daddy I Love Him" -- blair waldorfian. i'm having his baby jk lmao. unhinged.

"Fresh Out the Slammer" -- calling it another post derena divorce. pov both of them. dan floats to blair, serena gravitates to carter. and. fuck it. 🪑divorce. "I served my time" and all that shit

"Florida!!!" -- ivy/charlie. florida woman. fuck this city i'm getting fucked up in the gulf. yeah. she could have been so much more.

"Guilty as Sin?" -- BLAIRRRRRRRRRR s5ep4 if you want to get specific. reading steamy book scenes. gurl.

"Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?" -- JENNY GIRL. "I am what you trained me to be." I MEANNNNN.

"I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)" -- 🪑

"Loml" -- dan. sad dan. sad lonely boy

"I Can Do It With a Broken Heart" -- serena. always. constantly. (though cherry & I also agree it's firstprince coded)

"The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived" -- louis divorce yeehaw

"The Alchemy" -- serenate reconciliation

"Clara Bow" -- blair & jenny and the girls that are destined to replace them.

[deficd]

RANDOMLY GENERATED HEADCANONS

use this generator to create some randomly generated headcanons for your muse(s)!

Feyd-Rautha:

Feyd-Rautha does not know what sleep is.

If the sorce media was a musical, Feyd-Rautha would be the one character that asks why everyone is singing.

Feyd-Rautha forgets to eat sometimes.

Feyd-Rautha will go feral. Watch out.

Feyd-Rautha gets into Twitter discourse.

Feyd-Rautha fucked your mom.

Feyd-Rautha bullies kids on roblox.

Mad Max:

Max nearly drowned in a river as a child.

Max can hug you, but wont.

Max reads ao3.

Max can't make the voices go away.

Max uses two-in-one shampoo and conditioner

Max has chronic nightmares.

Max once crashed a riding lawn mower into their fence.

Max is very good at using chopsticks.

Darth Nihilus:

Darth Nihilus doesn't own a single pair of matching socks.

Darth Nihilus doesn't know how to say they're sorry.

Darth Nihilus is going to hell.

Darth Nihilus likes to eat straight coffee beans.

Darth Nihilus believes in ghosts and insists on trying to summon one at every sleepover.

Darth Nihilus is a sleepwalker.

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[yes-asil]

are you still active in the wild kratts fandom? /gen

I have art queued up, but the hyperfixation is now only a simmering bowl of water in the background.

I'm in the middle of my DetCo phase, but work is preventing me from doing anything curently there either.

[katkitpaddywick]

Armand...... my problematic girlboss........ what the fuck did you do

[syrips]

the way i simp screamed let me tell you

ty whoever this is oh my god jfdksbnfd-

[protectcosette]

i know I'm a les mis blog but HOW did i forget how important enjolras is to me. HOW could i let such a thing happen

[spookyspiderboiii]

I have 2 ways of viewing my blorbos:

1) I am a duckling and they are my mother

2) I want to hold them between my hands and gnaw on them like a dog would with a bone

[staijey-the-creator]

oh boy I have had a sudden and intense realization that I have been infected with senator shockwave brainrot.... I wonder who could've possibly done that...