#*** please be advised that op barely knows who these songs are written about AND SHE LIKES IT THAT WAY
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Liz's definitive track assignment list that nobody asked for (but I know I'm right)
"Fortnight" (featuring Post Malone) -- DAIRFAIR DAIRFAIR DAIRFAIR
"The Tortured Poets Department" -- derena breakup track. derena divorce track. take your pick. serena pov <3
"My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys" -- 🪑
"Down Bad" -- changing course because this is rwrb firstprince alex post lake house I'M RIGHT
"So Long, London" -- same for above. acd-coded
"But Daddy I Love Him" -- blair waldorfian. i'm having his baby jk lmao. unhinged.
"Fresh Out the Slammer" -- calling it another post derena divorce. pov both of them. dan floats to blair, serena gravitates to carter. and. fuck it. 🪑divorce. "I served my time" and all that shit
"Florida!!!" -- ivy/charlie. florida woman. fuck this city i'm getting fucked up in the gulf. yeah. she could have been so much more.
"Guilty as Sin?" -- BLAIRRRRRRRRRR s5ep4 if you want to get specific. reading steamy book scenes. gurl.
"Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?" -- JENNY GIRL. "I am what you trained me to be." I MEANNNNN.
"I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)" -- 🪑
"Loml" -- dan. sad dan. sad lonely boy
"I Can Do It With a Broken Heart" -- serena. always. constantly. (though cherry & I also agree it's firstprince coded)
"The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived" -- louis divorce yeehaw
"The Alchemy" -- serenate reconciliation
"Clara Bow" -- blair & jenny and the girls that are destined to replace them.
#*** please be advised that op barely knows who these songs are written about AND SHE LIKES IT THAT WAY#i don't care about d-list celebrity men i care about my BLORBOS#checking wikipedia and lol you can tell dessner produced most of the b-side#the way 'daddy i love him' and 'slammer' want to be country tracks SO BAD but the production won't LET THEM#same for 'i can fix him'#one drink in so i feel JUST bold enough to post#but the b sides have gotta be later#album's so fucking long i've only listened to it once entirely#gossip girl#rwrb#this is terrainofheartfelt canon now
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