#and now that haleys back
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And also, what do we think happened to fable?
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Yuri but its toxic and they kiss about it
#bro i have never drawn kissing before this isn’t that crazy?#btw this was all started by the Haley whipjack video where she said lae’zel was short? life changing. im never going back.#short lae’zel truther now till I die#bg3#bg3 fanart#baldurs gate 3#lae'zel#shadowheart#shadowzel#is that the ship name? idk#dnd#dungeons and dragons#what if we made out at knife point and we were both girls?#digital art#digital drawing#my artwork#fanart#bg3 art#bg3 lae'zel#bg3 shadowheart#wlw#fan art#bae'zel#my art
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Recent batch of pillows off to their new home 🍀
IG
#sorry I have been so absent… back in the studio now!#tufting#haley wood#fiber artist#haleywoodtextiles#tufting gun#fiber art#rug tufting
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I'm sure someone has done this already, but I am still curious. Also special shoutout to everyone friend maxing Krobus, I wish I could put them as an option too.
Reblogs are always appreciate and feel free to tell me why they are your favourite. :]
EDIT: We are also not going to be mean about any Bachlor/ette we don't like. We are keeping that off my poll, please.
#Stardew Valley#Stardew#Poll#Sdv#Personally BIG Sam enjoyed#Followed by Haley#Back in the day it was Sebastian but now I'm like yeah.... The blondies....
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i tag dlc spoilers but i dont bother filtering them myself because I like seeing little morsels of what ive got ahead of me on the dash tbh ^u^
#i almost never filter spoilers for stuff in general. like. either ill see it eventually anyways or i wont either way its fine by me#i hear theres a scary forest where you have to hide. i want to find it sooooo bad i LOVE to be afraid#im currently slightly lost in the shadow keep. like i found the ruins of rauh but then hit a dead end sorta#now i doubled back and entered thru the church district and im there now trying to progress despite falling into the water many times#i really shouldnt play this stoned. my combat ability and sense of wonder are improved while high but i get so lost lol#shadow of the erdtree spoilers#haley plays elden ring
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Going to hazard it's not a great sign for your obvious party nominee when a substantially non-zero portion of your own party's voters come out to make a point of informing everyone that they are not voting for you, even if they have done so multiple times previously, and pledge to support the incumbent president of the opposite party if/when you win the nomination.
#hilary for ts#politics for ts#we literally knew from the jump that trump would be the nominee#that’s not a surprise#what strikes me from IA and now NH is that there *are* a minority (but not insignificant amount) of republican voters who Are Not Doing It#which... etc etc republicans usually rally around the standard#but also the haley voters seem pretty determined they're not going back to trump#88% of NH haley voters would not support trump being the nominee#now look haley sucks#but she sucks in an establishment republican way#and not a trump way#so it does seem empirically inarguable that trump has in fact gone too far for plenty of core GOP voters#and that winning the ever dwindling amount of cult votes (as expected) will not help in the GE#meanwhile biden cruised to victory despite not even being on the ballot#can we get rid of dean phillips now lol#anyway etc etc tea leaves but i think it is interesting this has happened twice in a row#trump is bitterly toxic to everyone who is not still a devoted cultist#and they seem ready to stand behind this#which i will cautiously optimistically bode as a good sign for november#we will see
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Oh yea I started this crossover fic last November that I’m slowly chipping away at! It’s currently at 5 chapters!
Crouching Sphinx, Hidden Dragon
Summary: Jake's father, Johnathan Long, thinks it's high time the family visits the great outdoors of one of his old scouting stomping grounds, a little town called Mayview. Unfortunately, this family trip isn't the vacation from dragon responsibilities Jake was hoping for.
Meanwhile, as Max is starting to get a grasp of being a spectral, the Activity Club's self-proclaimed leader, Isabel, decides to drop the information bomb that dragons do in-fact exist. But lets not make Scrapdragons out of stories and sphinx's hair.
#As told by glow#american dragon jake long#paranatural#jake long#maxwell puckett#i have learned that I LOVE writing Penny and the b plot is gonna be her being terrorized by a 9 year old (haley) probably lmao#This fic happened cause i went back to pnat and went ‘oh huh werewolves are a thing now-‘#Pnat#adjl#Fic
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Belisarius Cawl, hiding for his life, his ass kicked, ship crashing, friends in mortal peril: I am such a smart boy, he-he-he =)
#I love him so much your honor#warhammer 40000#adeptus mechanicus#belisarius cawl#genefather#guy haley#cawlposting#(kinda going to finish my thoughts on the book here since I ran out of space on the last post)#but a huge HUGE part of what I loved about this book were all the fun relationships and dynamics that it had set up#I literally want to see all of those characters again#Cawl and AsanethAyu? Absolutely. Not necessarily in a shipp-y way (Unless?) But god do I love seeing necrons bicker apparently#Cawl and Bile? Do my eyes deceive me or did Haley actually pull off 'we are not so different you and I' thing in a genuinely interesting wa#Cawl and Primus? What can I fucking say?!#Guy Haley should be awarded a prize for bringing back emotion and weight into what is surely one of the top 5 most overused words in 40k#Cawl and Qvo? Never before have I so thoroughly understood shippers of something that I don't personally ship.#I (barely) write a different type of fanfiction but somewhere in here there is a potential for the most wonderfully fucked up family#Primus and Porter? They did not talk but parallels between them were set up SO hard. This one is definitely not shippy for me#just so fucking charged with storytelling potential#All the minor guys? X99 whom I now love dearly? Oswen who was set up to be the traitor so hard and then just sort of wasn't? (Unless?!)#Skitarii Marshal named Iota?! Maybe later on that one#and that is to say absolutely nothing about the MASSIVE (eh? get it?) set up for the next big Cawl thing?#god so many threads to follow up on#Guy Haley you owe me like at least three follow-up books
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I’ve started my annual rewatch of One Tree Hill and all it has done is reinvigorate my Naley obsession. I have now spent more time on Naley Reddit posts than I have watching the actual show itself.
#one tree hill#naley#nathan scott#haley james scott#this couple was the original OTP and they still make me feral#yes they got married at 16 like idiots#yes I live for it#yes them having a whole child at 22 years of age is wild to me now#also they have been in a insane amount to car accidents like it’s illegal at this point#I would die for them#they harboured rhe unrealistic expectations and now I can Never go back
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I DONT HAVE TO GO TO THE CONCERT ON FRIDAY ALONE ANYMORE YAAAAAAAY
#my cute friend who just moved back to the city wants to come with :D i’m happy she’s so nice and fun#i used to kinda have a crush on her 🫣#but she wasn’t single at the time. and now that she finally is of course i have a crush on someone else 😭 it figures#either way i’m so happy i have a concert buddy & that i get to hang out with her :D yay for haley#it’s gonna be so fun i love otoboke beaver
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for some reason i have not got any of haley's meaner 0-2 heart dialogue after divorcing/memory-wiping her. vestigial character growth?
#p#sdv#evil dave#was just thinking that alex and seb both have 14-heart dialogue that made me feel really bad abt the divorce run#and (for the record i dont dislike haley she's like. fine.) her equivalent is something like People are nicer to me now bc im also nicer :)#which is. not as compelling to me personally lol she seems like she's doing fine#i am going to feel pretty bad sending sebastian back to that house though#the dialogue im talking about where he says hes sure maru is glad hes gone makes me feel like. tailsgetstrolled.png
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for a guy who loves reminding everyone how much they owe him and how much he's financially contributed to a specific cause my dad sure likes to forget when he owes ME money
#shut up haley#long story short i gave my dad money for a vacation we didn't go on bc it was planned for 2020 and now he's pretending i never gave it to h#tho i did#and i actually wrote it down that i did and i told him to keep it so i wouldn't have to scrape that money together when we actually did go#so we'll see if he actually gives it back or tries to gaslight me#basically i've learned by now not to trust him with any money#i wont borrow from him and i wont give him anything either
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i wish i had a good voice bc when I sing along to songs I do dumb little dances and I feel like i could be an excellent front man
#let me be the face on your album cover#we'll call it teeth and then the picture on it can be a close up of my fucked up crooked teeth#and then on the back ill be in the foreground and four other long haired handsome beautiful sexy people can be behind me arms crossed#with our song titles to the left#the title track will be track no.3#and it will be about despite how hard used i try to dress well and look like im not dirt fucking poor my not straight teeth gave me away#and how i used to hate them so much but now in a sea of bleach white perfect teeth im growing to love them l#the album in general will be about my biggest insecurities and how im over coming (or not)#anyways its too bad i cant sing bc i wish i couldve been haley williams
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hotch's little sister x spencer perhaps?
—Hotch’s sister graduates college, and Spencer is immediately smitten. fem, 1.6k
“She’s pregnant.” Emily shakes her bag of chips around. “But it’s not his baby.”
Spencer frowns down at his sandwich. Rye bread is hard to cut, and the plastic knife isn’t putting up a good fight. “That’s awful,” he says. “He must be heartbroken.”
“He’s distraught. Now he can’t decide if he wants to stay and raise the new baby with their first, or leave her and have split custody.”
“What channel did you say it was on?”
“It’s on NightDrama. I’ll find out the number.”
Emily folds the empty packet of chips into a rectangle, then that rectangle into a triangle, folding the edges inside of a fold to create a parcel perfect for flicking at him. Spencer waits for it, tensing, but what he sees behind Emily steals his attention.
She whips her head to follow him.
You are, as Spencer watches you walk in, without a doubt one of the prettiest girls he’s ever seen. And it’s not like you���re a model, you don’t walk with any such confidence, but it strikes him immediately. You’re pretty. And he’s never seen you in the office before.
They get visitors occasionally but the majority of people so deep into this office would've been checked at security and cleared to come up here. You hold a visitors badge in your hand, which you promptly clip onto your shirt when you see people looking at you. Your frown makes you prettier. Something about the way you stand seems familiar, but Spencer can’t put his finger on what it is.
“Should we go help?” Emily asks.
“Who do you think she’s for?” Spencer asks back. He’s thinking you’re here to speak to JJ. They have people like this occasionally who JJ knows from past cases, drifting in on a hope that there’s more detail to be found.
Emily stands up from her chair. Spencer follows suit. When you see her facing toward you, some of your apprehension melts into relief.
“Hi,” you say breathily, summoning a smile that, again, seems familiar. Not in looks, but practise, maybe.
“Hi there, can we help? You look lost,” Emily says.
She sounds more friendly than Spencer could’ve hoped to achieve. He doesn’t even wanna think about it, from how pretty you are he would’ve stumbled over even the most basic hello.
“I’m here to see Aaron Hotchner. He told me his office is up the stairs, is that still one of these ones,” —you nod gently at the stairs that do, in fact, lead to his office— “or somewhere else?”
“That’s the right one, the very first door.”
“Okay,” you give a soft laugh. “Thank you. This place makes me nervous.”
You leave to travel up the steps. Emily and Spencer watch without any casualness as you approach Hotch’s office door, and give a little knock.
It’s more surprising to see it tugged open so quickly after. Hotch usually says, “Come in.”
“Oh, you’re here,” Hotch says. It’s to Spencer’s shock and Emily’s clear joy when he leans in for a hug. The bearhug kind, no politeness or manners about their intimidating boss as his arms cross behind your shoulders and he pulls you in. “You’re late.” He squeezes you.
You let it happen. “I hate your building.”
“What the hell?” Emily whispers.
“I’m so happy to see you. Come on, come in, I ordered lunch for us already.”
Emily is shameless. She takes Spencer by the wrist and encourages him to the wall below Hotch’s office as he ushers you inside. The door remains ajar, perfect for snooping, and Spencer doesn’t know what it is but he lets Emily drag him forward anyhow.
“If that’s his girlfriend, he should be ashamed,” Emily whispers.
Spencer raises his brows. “Did you think that was romantic?”
“I’ve never seen him show affection to anyone who wasn’t Haley, and when was the last time she was here?”
Spencer tosses it around in his mind. Sure, it was quite affectionate by Hotch’s standards, but the hug was so… uncareful. He’d grabbed you and hugged you like he was gonna shake you around for fun, like a dad hugs his daughter. “How old is Hotch?” Spencer asks.
“You don’t think that’s his secret kid.”
“No,” Spencer says, though he sort of does.
Emily gestures for him to hush as your laugh drifts down from the office. “You did?” you’re asking. “It’s so nice to be home.”
“Of course I did. It’s like I promised, okay? You finished college like I asked you too, you’ve done so well, and now I’m gonna make sure you’re happy. Like I tried to do for Sean.”
“Sean,” you sigh. “He didn’t even answer my grad card.”
“I don’t know what to say about him, I really don’t.”
A small pause. “Well, at least you answered.”
“You know I would’ve come to watch you walk–”
“But you couldn’t. It’s fine, Aaron, I wasn’t really expecting you to make it.”
“I’m sorry. Really. And I’m proud of you, after everything.”
“Thank you… The bag was better than you being there anyways. Coach?” You laugh breathily. “My friends keep asking me if you can be their big brother too.”
Emily and Spencer turn to each other, mouths agape, Emily slapping his arm as they struggle to make no noise. Since when does Aaron have a sister? A young sister freshly graduated?
Hotch laughs too. “Come and sit before your lunch gets cold.”
Emily gets out her phone to text Morgan, she and Spencer pressed to the wall with their heads ducked. Hotch is a total enigma, because what the hell sort of secret is that?
When Morgan appears, it’s with all the answers. He rolls his eyes at their clear position of eavesdropping but leans against Emily’s desk to give them the information they’re craving anyways. “She’s adopted. Hotch was already in college at the time, but they’re close. They get along a lot better than Hotch does with Sean, that’s for sure.”
“He sounds protective,” Emily says, side-eying the office.
“Look, it’s not my business, but I just know it was bad when she was a teenager. Hotch is a drill sergeant for a reason.” Ah, Spencer thinks. The Hotchner father.
Spencer picks at his hands. It explains the conversation he shouldn’t have been listening to, to a degree. He feels the guilt of knowing something he wasn’t meant to like a sodden weight, retreating swiftly to his desk and his forgotten sandwich.
It’s nice to hear Hotch laughing, but it’s your laugh that draws him in again while he tries so hard not to listen. It’s as attractive to Spencer as your frown had been when you walked in. He thinks about how you finished college, how you’re here, and he wonders if he’ll see more of you —how often will you come in for lunch? Spencer checks his hair in his sleeping monitor and feels like an idiot.
“I’m sorry,” Hotch says a little while later, elbowing open the door with his back to the office, “we’ll have dinner soon, honey, I promise.”
You reach up to give him another quick hug. “It’s fine. It’s just nice to be in the same city again.”
Hotch guides you down to the bullpen with the same pride with which he introduced Jack. It’s unmissable, the love he has for you in just one touch against your shoulder. “Y/N,” he says, pausing at the bullpen, “Derek Morgan you’ve met. This is Emily Prentiss and Spencer Reid.”
“Spencer Reid?” you ask suddenly, looking up into Hotch’s face like he’s lying, your brows pulled together in indignation, before you turn back to Spencer reverently. “You’re Dr. Spencer Reid?”
He gets caught on his own breath. “Uh, yes?”
“The Dr. Spencer Reid who wrote Methods of Continued Fraction Expansions?”
Spencer feels heat like a kiss to each cheek. “Yes.”
You turn to Hotch with a suspicious pout. “When I told you about the paper I was reading by a Dr. Reid a few months ago, you didn’t stop to think it could be your Dr. Reid? Or you just don’t like me?”
That’s a sister’s scorn if Spencer’s ever heard it.
“I thought you said Rain.”
“I don’t think you did.” You turn back to Spencer. “I can’t believe it, I emailed you about Jacobi elliptical functions, you were so helpful, I owe you my degree.” You put your hand out with a beaming, beautiful smile, Spencer’s stomach totally flips. “It’s amazing to meet you in person.”
He’s a germaphobe, he is, and that doesn’t just go away when you meet someone lovely, but he shakes your hand. You surprise him too quickly to think beyond taking your hand letting it happen. You’re, like, glowing.
Hotch gives him a funny look. Mostly impassive, but not quite.
Spencer abruptly lets you go. “I don’t think you would’ve needed my help to get there in the end. You clearly knew what you were doing.”
Hotch’s eyebrows silently rise.
You turn back to Hotch again, your smile catching. “I like your friends.”
He smiles. “Let me walk you down to the lobby, honey.”
You let him guide you away, giving the present members of the BAU a wave with just your fingers before you go.
Morgan and Emily look at him heavily. “Spencer,” Emily says. “What was that?”
He doesn’t want to say what he thinks it was, so he doesn’t. “She was nice.”
Morgan’s laughter is immediate. Spencer has to walk off to the kitchen for a cup of tea he doesn’t drink to escape him and the connotation of his laughing. Spencer hopes he’ll see you again soon, though if he’s half a good a profiler as he thinks he is, he might end up in trouble with your brother.
#spencer reid#spencer reid x reader#spencer reid x you#spencer reid x y/n#spencer reid x fem!reader#spencer reid imagine#spencer reid fluff#spencer reid fanfic#spencer reid oneshot#spencer reid scenario#spencer reid drabble#spencer reid fic#spencer reid fanfiction
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Sorry for all the stardew posting I'm back on my bullshit
#stardew valley#jjpp#married haley finished comm center year 1 now waiting for rain (IT HAS NOT RAINED ONE SINGLE TIME THIS SPRING)#and searching for prismatic shard for a galaxy sword so skull cavern is doable#i got full perfection my first run through and kinda dropped sdv for a while#it's nice being back
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Miya writes 'mine' on Haley's throat
"Promise, babe?"
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