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first day at the dick sucking factory i'm so nervous omg
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Is anyone else getting what I'm assuming is an ad that beeps like the start of Mariokart races???
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Going back to sleep is so powerful im a huge fan of going back to sleep
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I have one kink and it's not a good idea.
#i have one kink and it's difficult for me when people are well aware that they were planning to be there for the night before#so I'm gonna say that's probably not a kink
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I think more people should just be ok with being single
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Heartwarming story: Little girl doesn’t have to do anything to fund her dad’s surgery because his expenses are covered by his country’s universal healthcare.
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the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating
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idk who needs to hear this but whatever it is stop putting up with it
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legit my dad was like “i really don’t like the concept of abortion and i wish it didn’t exist, but i’m not about to act like it’s my call” and then i pointed out “the entire concept of outlawing abortion is saying the government has more right over your body parts than you do and has the legal precedent required to take one of your kidneys at any time so long as there’s a single person in need of a kidney transplant” and he suddenly went extremely pro-choice so that’s an argument that never fails
#my mom has the belief of the top but insists she's pro life because she personally could never have an abortion#it gets frustrating talking to her about it
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Someone owes me a SSI payment every time a person tells me to "just" go on disability.
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i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom
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