knittinglizards
grow up and blow away 2007 superfan
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kelan, they/it, 27. white us american
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knittinglizards · 22 minutes ago
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probably ALSO that they just stopped talking about laura shortly after the case was solved like the premise of storytelling here is largely based on how intertwined everyone's lives are and it's still been like a month and a half??? and they're over it now i guess??
possibly jumping the gun saying this before actually finishing the original series but the plotting on all of this after everything with leland was wrapped up has not been comparable to the earlier half. less complex and less earnest
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knittinglizards · 37 minutes ago
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it's probably largely just that the shift to serial killer stuff is more generic/less in line with themes of everyday violence smoothed over by and holding up beautiful/classic/Normal exteriors
possibly jumping the gun saying this before actually finishing the original series but the plotting on all of this after everything with leland was wrapped up has not been comparable to the earlier half. less complex and less earnest
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knittinglizards · 49 minutes ago
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possibly jumping the gun saying this before actually finishing the original series but the plotting on all of this after everything with leland was wrapped up has not been comparable to the earlier half. less complex and less earnest
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knittinglizards · 1 hour ago
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guys named anton when they meet jack antonoff
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knittinglizards · 2 hours ago
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mmmkay the way they're framing things with josie is actually beginning to piss me off. striking empathy for everyone except her, is that it?
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knittinglizards · 2 hours ago
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more twin peaks parallel drawing here. i think the stuff cooper said to audrey about needing a friend more than a lover and laura's notes about james/loving him and thinking he's sweet/finding his sweetness grating are around similar ideas. and now that i'm closer to the end i think harry was a similar person for josie
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knittinglizards · 3 hours ago
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beer before liquor: adorn a vest of wicker
liquor before beer: the wraith draws near
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knittinglizards · 3 hours ago
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Every Zero Escape Game:
Protag: Ow, my ass hurts-
Character: That reminds me of this story where this scientist hit his ass on the edge of a table, but didn’t feel it. Then, months later, he died of ass pain. They call it Temporal Ass Pain or TAP
Protag: I’d TAP that-
Character: Say we took two asses, and we both slapped them really hard, there’d be a 56.000079% chance that one of them won’t feel it. That pain didn’t just get absorbed by the ass tissue, it’s being transported to the future. They call people who don’t feel Ass pain until later…TAPers…I wonder…if they could transport ass pain to someone else-
Zero: Ive injected Ass Poison into all of your left buttcheeks. You have exactly 2 hours to solve my Ass Slap puzzle.
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knittinglizards · 3 hours ago
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jamesss 🤦
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knittinglizards · 5 hours ago
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ohhh. this little speech jean is giving cooper seems like a linchpin (haha) to me. all the regular violence happening before and leading up to laura's murder was to the pov of the men setting up/continuing/benefitting from it not only NORMAL but NECESSARY and his presence/kindness/work toward unearthing and examining it honestly is (again to them) the only factor making things fall apart. if a girl dies alone in the woods and no one's there to see it, what difference does it make?
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knittinglizards · 5 hours ago
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catching up to the gothic discourse prove my suspicions that a lot of people are afraid to wallow in discomfort when it comes to discussing heavier topics in the genre, without resorting to meme/shitpost talk. like, no, someone pointing out that count orlok assaulted ellen or lestat being abusive is not the same thing as being "puritans" or "an anti". neither does pointing out the racism in the genre. stop getting defensive when someone was being objective in their discussion, and not indulge in fanon rose tinted glasses.
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knittinglizards · 5 hours ago
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no more global descent into neofascism for me please thank you i'm full
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knittinglizards · 5 hours ago
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well-hashed-out points on cis actors of different gender playing trans characters aside david duchovny IS giving convincing 'woman wearing men's clothes' vibes in this bit with denise in a suit
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knittinglizards · 6 hours ago
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knittinglizards · 7 hours ago
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knittinglizards · 7 hours ago
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pluto keeps showing me ads for condoms and lube on twin peaks
#p
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