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we have exactly one political party

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awww crichton giggling in the middle of an argument bc of aeryn being snappy/frustrated/proud over working through a technical chemistry problem she had no background in was really cute

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my laptop out of storage

my movys https://letterboxd.com/knittinglizards/list/local-server-internet-archive/

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Modern vampire who has spent the last 70-ish years of their immortality primarily being slutty in nightclubs and non-lethal snacking on hookups shocked and uncomfortable that most vampires older than the lightbulb are really into torture and cruelty and eating babies alive. Super excited to finally meet his own kind and then oh no. oh fuck. time out wtf are they doing. this is profoundly unsexy they bit that guy’s arm off and are letting him crawl around screaming and crying. there’s not even any kissing or grinding or club music. is this normal?? i am Going to throw up i’ve gotta get these poor ppl out of here. askjeeves how to smuggle 30 naked prisoners (assorted genders) out of vampire mansion time sensitive.

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Kevin’s birthday. Always an event. Oh, what do ya mean, the two dinners he juggles every year?

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my movys https://letterboxd.com/knittinglizards/list/local-server-internet-archive/

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can we please please please learn to differentiate between things that are good but devalued because of their association with women (caring for children, being compassionate), things that are neutral but seen negatively because of their association with women (the colour pink, having long hair), and things that are bad but associated with women because of misogyny (being materialistic, being stupid) because otherwise we’re gonna keep getting takes like “being gender nonconforming is anti feminist” and “not studying for your classes is feminist”

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You turn the screws It’s what you choose to do You think that I Must turn them too

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all kitties and puppies have pretty much made peace and its making it really awkward for the industries that have been built on their constant warfare

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You're gender identity? why? I mean, penis isn't that bad . I stink it sometimes, like in my mouth an stuff. Not gay or anything though even though my mom says so. Merry Christmas dude

I really really like this ask. I really really really like this one

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I find it really amusing (when it's happening to other people) to see fans of a show or movie series in genre A who are clearly into it for the genre B vibes get really mad when it follows the genre conventions of genre A. Sorry someone died in your rom com, but everyone else was watching a soap opera with a statistically improbable number of explosions. Sorry your period drama focuses too much on the murders. Sorry the female lead in your political drama took back her useless boyfriend, but it was released on February 13th.

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horror movies are so much scarier when the actors look like an average sampling of the human population. and the house is a little messy

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on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

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Urgent help needed!!

My best friend dion who you may have remembered as flanfrog needs help to avoid getting evicted. They have been trying to get out of the hole since their accident in October when they lost work + funds due to medical debt. Because of this they’ve been paying that down over time and were unfortunately late with rent twice and have received notice that they need to cover remaining rent costs and fees.

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it's genuinely crazy that free the nipple died

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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine The Siege of AR-558