#and now i'm NERVOUS AS HELL

[unloneliest]

i'm being very fucking brave about starting classes to get an asl interpreting degree you guys. please clap

[laugtherhyena]

Chapter art now that I can actually make things again :]

[simm-mouse]

runs to request u to draw the beaker twins

Ah yes, the spawns of hell. I'm sorry I made these during my break at work yesterday. I was going to post it but I passed out right after I came home from work. Also here's a bonus doodle of the Clokis and the sims 4 Nervous, which I labeled him as a clone of the original Nervous in my past posts

[tiddiesoutwhenthetisout]

not me curling my laptop charger wire the way you curl band equipment cords HAHAHA god i miss it

[toffee-and-tandoori]

if any of you all could send me some good vibes and well wishes for my huge exam tomorrow that would be much appreciated <3

[coconi]

So me, Tara, and her two roommates decided to run a lil DnD campaign/series of oneshots (for us to get acquainted with all the mechanics since it's pretty much everyone's first run) and we had our session zero a few days ago. Tara was our DM and she did a phenomenal job!!!! Here's a few highlights:

Our 7-feet firbolg wizard (Amdrus) somehow became a squirrel deity.

Our dwarf barbarian (Karmin) built a most excellent barricade... for peeps his height and under 👌😂 He carried us during the first half of the session though! He was the only one rolling double digits lmao.

We snared the poor bandit that wandered away from camp to piss and hung him upside down with his dick out. Between that and a high intimidation check by my tabaxi warlock (Dante), he turned into a sobbing, pissing-and-shitting mess.

me: "Could I attack the approaching monster? Do I see it?" DM, with the biggest shit-eating grin you've ever seen: "Do you look up? 😇😇😇" me: "OH FUCK YOU". Cue manticore reveal.

me, terrified: SO ANYWAY I STARTED BLASTING (19 and nat 20 on my eldritch blasts, but rolled a 1 and a 2 on the damage dice 🙃🙃)

Amdrus was hellbent on reasoning with the manticore. The others weren't having it: Dante fireballed its ass (it was sooooo satisfying) and Karmin cleaved it in half.

DM kept rolling like shit to the point where one of the bandits shot himself with a crossbow and pisser kept failing his saving throws to free himself.

As a side note, turns out DM is really good at squirrel impressions, monster voices and sobbing NPCs lol. Tara's roommates have a toddler and she thought Tara was upset for realsies XDD

The only enemy we left alive was Mr. Pisser, whom we interrogated, fed, cleaned up and dressed in the garb of his fallen comrades (who turned out to be his brothers, whoops). We felt too sorry for him to turn him in, so Dante sent him to his ex's tavern so he could turn a new leaf...... while "kindly" threatening the shit out of him one last time 🤣🤣🤣

Somehow the only damage my character sustained was one (1) squirrel bite.

We harvested some meat from the manticore to cook next time ala Dungeon Meshi. Will we poison ourselves? Guess we'll find out! :D

[lover-of-skellies]

Me this morning: happy, chill, sleepy, in my warm bed, all is right with the world

Me now, after talking to people about legal stuff that, if I fuck up even the tiniest bit in any way that's perceived as malicious, I'll suffer big huge consequences for: no longer chill and vibrating with anxiety, time to die

[blueberry-beanie]

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[orcgirlcock]

i need to kiss someone right now. i need to hold their face as i lean in for the kiss. i need to feel their lips against mine and have our tongues slide across each other. i need to feel the slight hesitation before they finally give in and kiss me back with everything they've got. i need to feel the saliva stringing between our mouths. i need to feel their hands pulling me closer, desperate to feel all of me

[dykephan]

my fucking god. 5 days until i'm in the same room as phil

[toastedjeans]

FELLOW DOISE ENJOYER HIHIHIHIHU!!!!! giggles and shakes hands and shakes YOUR hand (unless you dint like touch then I just stand there vibrating aggressively) HI!! HELLO!!! Im so nor al about doise are you normal about doise???

VIOLENTLY VIBRATES absolutely NOT normal about this man I'm feeding him rocks as we speak

Also hi you're my first ask let's goooo

[bluteamplural]

been blurry & dissociated practically all day, feeling doesn't abate after 2nd round of auditions, get home. new guy shows up. what the fuck

[lemememeringue]

we weren't supposed to get another roommate this semester but surprise!

[zeromorph]

celebrating signing the paperwork for the full-time position I'm starting in a couple weeks (!) by immediately buying a couple of the niche gmless rpgs I've had bookmarked for months

[depresseddepot]

I'm trying to find ways to slowly ease my way into taking walks (debilitating social anxiety) so I was going to download pokemon go again but my phone is too old :(

[cripplecryptid]

MADE AN APPOINTMENT FOR A VERTICAL LABRET!!!!!!!!!!