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it breaks my heart to say that Arleen Sorkin has passed away

She might be best known for her role as Harley Quinn in Batman: The Animated Series, in which she had a major impact on how that character was created. From Harley’s accent and personality, to her Jewishness and appearance, it was all Arleen.

She will be dearly missed by her friends, family, & fans.

May her memory be a blessing

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One day someone's going to piss off Amaury Guichon and he'll calmly put down the briefcase he's holding (he'll be holding a briefcase, and it will be a subject of fierce debate among scholars for many years whether this was intentional preparation or coincidence) and open it. Never losing his smile, he'll begin to remove chocolate and various implements - knives, molds, even a blowtorch - from the briefcase. It's at this point that any sensible person would leave, but the offending party will be transfixed as Mr. Guichon calmly assembles a delicious filling for the chocolate cylinder he's created, still smiling serenely. Slowly - but faster than should be humanly possible - the sculpture will take shape, revealing itself as a perfect replica of a pistol. At this point the victim may begin to run, but it will be too late. The chocolatier will already have finished spray painting his weapon. He'll take careful aim and loose three shots - still smiling - into the back of the offending party's skull. As the corpse slowly bleeds out, he will take a bite of the gun, give himself a satisfied nod, and leave.

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I don't know who needs to hear this, but it's time to take your 12 partridges, 22 turtle doves, 30 french hens, 36 calling birds, 42 geese a-laying, and 42 swans a-swimming out of the freezer.

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imagine if people still took last names from their trade like fisher, smith and fletcher. imagine some guy introducing himself to you as jonathan podcaster

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I've been getting a bunch more snow in my area this year than i did this time last year *visualizes a geoguesser guy who works exclusively from weather reports doxing me* or have I...

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Are you telling me... Demetrius did surgery on a grape...

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santa's elves can only exist in a world where toys are made of cloth and wood, in my mind. they're still up there making wooden cars and rocking horses and teddy bears and then santa loads them all in his sack and they magically transform into plastic action figures in clamshell packaging and an Xbox 360 and no one worries about it.

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i was jumanji’d too when i was a kid but no one cared

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Due to its legalization in multiple states, "Weed" has been reclassified as a Boomer Drug. To be considered cool, you must now smoke "Yeed."

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is there actually anything more irritating than depression apathy… like why am i sitting here arguing with myself “i kinda wanna play a video game but i kinda don’t because, what, i’m just gonna boot up a game and play it and have fun and close it when i’m done? get real”

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I love this planet its my world

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this callout couldve been a block button

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2015 bye bitch!!!!!!!!!! Go to hell

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how its going