#and not good in bed 😔

[crystallizsch]

ahahaha im not immune to the sleepwear jamil shenanigans

[stupidhany]

And how are we feeling animaniacs fandom?

[sentientsky]

here, have a quick lil post-fall crowley/starmaker sketch before i collapse into bed

[darkfictionjude]

isn't Imre the town bicycle

[skellydun]

happy birthday!!! hope you're having a good one 😊🥂🎂💕

thank u gwen!! I appreciate the kind words 🥰💖

[housefinches]

i kind of had a fantasy that once i got to college i’d discover that it was actually the mold in my bedroom celling causing all my problems and i’d be made anew by my mold free dorm but turns out i just have normal non mold related issues :/

[elgarwhore]

I got an important question:

[napping-sapphic]

Last night going to end up in the record books for one of my top dumbest moments because i randomly woke up in the middle of it and sat up to grab my water bottle and then felt my nose starting to bleed and went don’t feel like dealing with that, absolutely NOT my problem rn🙄🙄 so i just….didn’t do anything about it and gotta tell yall that the blood i let drip straight onto my shirt and arms let me know that actually it very much WAS my problem

[aturnoftheearth]

if i had a nickel for every time ive heard “catastrophic” “unsurvivable” and “unprecedented” in the last 48 hours i would be able to pay off my student loans

[wildwood-faun]

four! weeks! holiday!

[butchsaint]

i should be allowed to pause time when i’m reading a book. what do you mean i have to be up in 6 hours

[wilsonpussyindulgence]

the way we've puritanicalized fiction is so fucked

i read a dark!fic last night where both characters were TAGGED as dark![character] and the dark part was that...one character was taking photos of the other while he was sleeping and the other character thought it was kind of sexy

[mysicklove]

i’m so exhausted at this point idec im giving up on studying </3 if i fail this practicum, not to quote drake or anything, but that’s gotta be gods plan

[fappellmoan]

for months i genuinely wholeheartedly could not tell the 911 guys apart and this is so important for me to stress bc throughout my life i have prided myself on being able to tell twins apart really easily and liking being that person to connect faces to other things ive watched or honestly just seen in passing like i could track down a random commercial actress and shit and i mean i suppose part of that is not knowing their characters and they just twin all the time but i apologize still im aware that mans last name is diaz and now i feel like im sitting here laid up @ all the tumblr lesbians like haha damn so thats buck x eddie? that said idk if im like happy i know any of this.

[ponyboy-luvs-johnny]

Introduction 😋

Age-13 ///Dec.1st

Name: Max/Maxwell

Genderfluid n pan <3

BASIC DNI

Ponyboy kinnie :))

I LOVE THE OUTSIDERS ❤️‍🔥 (don't question the fire heart.)

OH📍(I hate it here, so boring 😪)

PB&J❤️‍🩹>>>>

Proud Stevepop shipper.

I LOVE ELVIS SM <3

Uhhhh…🤔🤔 What else do I add here???

[charliethomascoxuniverse]

Oh f*ck me, look what I just saw on the bird app...😭😭😭

No lies about that middle category, but I’m not liking that last one! 😢

~ Absolutely No Death Permitted Beyond This Line!!! ~

~ Only Serving Cunt Allowed ~

(So yeah, it’s all good. Absolutely no death means he’s immortal and can go hang out with Henry from Eat Locals now. 😂💗 Two DILFs for the price of one - the crossover we never knew we needed! 🔥🤣)

(Man, I need to go to sleep. What am I even going on about now???)