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surlifen · 13 days ago

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a wizard is going to turn you into a random animal! whether you like it or not! how nice of them! spin the wheel to find out which class your new species belongs to (and then probably do a google).

#my turn to make a funny wheel post #DEAR ZOOLOGISTS. I USED WIKIPEDIA. PLEASE DIRECT ALL SYSTEMATICS DEBATE TO YOUR PRIVATE GROUP CHATS AND NOT MY INBOX.#feel free to copy and edit the wheel to be what you feel is more accurate

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zillychu · 5 months ago

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everyone sh. shutd up im cooking smthn

#genshin impact #venti #what am i cooking?? no idea #oh this isnt canon? dont care leave me alone #i remember thinking years ago how badass it would be to have to fight all the archons in reverse order once u get to celestia #like. not that they want to. but celestia or the heavenly principles control them not thru the gnosis but thru their thrones #dont. dont think about it too much i do NOT have enough brains to keep up with accurate lore details #i just want to see venti having lied about being the 'weakest' archon. that bitch has a fucking church theres no way. also gap moe is hhh #fitting to have your first major ally end up being a final-ish boss fight #zilly art

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andstuffsketches · 3 months ago

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girl who lives in a cave

#ok i started batgirl 2000... its peak #i mean caveat caveat caveat for all the sht that happens in 90s comics but cass rules so hard #“how are you going to fight someone you cant hit?” “you tell me” lived rent free in my brain for days afterwards... shes Her #batgirl #cassandra cain #cass cain #batgirl 2000 #batgirl comics #dc #dc comics #barbara gordon #oracle dc #batman #im on like issue 23? where bruce and babs are talking about casss deal w shiva. i love how bruce sees a lot of himself in cass (accurate) s #he decides he should treat her like himself (bad!!). its very human #the thing i keep thinking is “they should give her white eyes to emote like batman” and thank goodness they did later #im reading batgirl 2024 too but obviously theres only 2 issues out so far #panel redraw #id in alt #2024

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 1 month ago

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"top shortage" "bottom shortage" babe im EXHAUSTED

#physical! mentally! sexually! politically!#happy and saddy and frowny and smiley!#imagine All of the Smiley Faces but with tiny biologically accurate dark circles and bloodshot eyes #that's me. that's me and that's you right now #(with disgust) you're AROUSED right now? when u could be writing letters to your governor???#(.....ok so this was a joke but writing emails to your state politicians is actually a good idea jdyk.#not advocating skipping 'Hello Kitty/Jack In The Box' personal time to implement this just. maybe add it to your To Do?#) anyway. BACK TO THE BIT #um. SERVICE top? really? in this economy????#the tip jar is 4 flies fighting over a desiccated wasabi pea #THAT'S the service economy rn

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fairyroses · 1 month ago

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when your partner transforms into an eldritch herald of the arcane to escape the burdens of human emotion but unfortunately for him you're into that shit 😏

(a redrawing of this comic)

+ some textless close-ups because I like them:

#apologies for this but all the religious symbolism that the show used for viktor was simply too powerful for me to ignore #so now you get biblically accurate arcane herald™ (+ heraldfucker jayce) lol #silly meme aside I actually really love how this came out #arcane #viktor arcane #jayce talis #jayvik #arcane herald #my art

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scoutzone · 2 months ago

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scout being the father he never had i'm going to fucking cry

#tf2 #spoilers #spy face reveal was something i did not expect like at all #does this mean we are finally gonna get an accurate maskless spy model? i hope so #and the mistery of scout's last name is solved :)#jesus christ i am so happy

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flagellant · 2 years ago

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yeah we might be brothers in christ but so were cain and abel so shut the fuck up before i decide to find a rock about it

#postscript;#if you try to tell me cain and abel were not brothers in christ shut up pls #i've studied theology for nearly a decade. i know more than you.#christ's harrowing of hell exists to retroactively turn all of humanity even before his existence into ''brothers'' in christ #because it is not a literal term it is an evangelist term. bc christianity in all denominations is evangelistic in nature #not being a christian is 1. a moral incorrect choice according to them and #2. not actually possible. everyone is judged as a christian everyone is fundamentally supposed to be christian #calling someone a brother in christ is just calling them christian.#so ergo according to doctrine cain and abel are in fact brothers in christ #but #and this is far more important than any of that #i was not trying to be perfectly accurate to the theological timeline of the tanakh vs torah vs old testament vs new testament vs apocrypha #i was trying to make a silly one line joke on the internet #and all you do when you try to go Well Actually They Werent is make yourself look stupid and pedantic.#so for the love of god stop it with needing to be right online im so bored and tired

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poppitron360 · 4 months ago

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I honestly think that “the gods are real, and they have kids, and those kids have ISSUES” is still the best description of the Riordanverse I’ve heard to-date.

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proxycrit · 5 months ago

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Linktober, Day 12: Tarry Town!

You defeat the final boss in the volcano causing the floating islands to float! Congrats. Unfortunately, with the destruction of the said monster, the islands are no longer floating and are, in fact, slowly coming down enmass as the magnesis scatters.

Zelda would like to point out people are much more likely to survive walking around slow giant rocks from the sky versus dodging flaming lava. She’s practicing this new thing called positive thinking.

(This is a totk au called Familiar Familiar where zelda does not go back in time! Click here to see the full comic masterlist)

(Plus my patreon!)

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noodles-and-tea · 6 months ago

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twins in time continuation of that blue doodle comic thingy, but fidd is forced to take care of stan when Ford gets into the portal stuff, leaving him behind.

I reckon he teaches him math…

#I’m realising you meant to make it MORE angsty up in here and lemme say I love how your brain works #I have yet to decide how ford getting stuck in the portal works with this au #I’m getting more and more into it I might need to actually sit down and flesh it out smh #but yknow fidds being a dad and all #I dunno maybe having lil Stanley around makes him stick around ford for longer #or maybe he just yoinks him outta there bc ford should NOT be around a kid in that state #more accurately bill shouldn’t be around kids…#OOOGH THOUGHTS!!!#my art #ask #twins in time au #stan pines #ford pines #stanford pines #stanley pines #fiddleford mcgucket #gravity falls

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numberonedukethomasapologist · 8 months ago

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(This is so random and I'm going a bit insane at almost 3am😫)

Duke: Tim! Wssp?

Tim: *face half an inch away from his phone* reading.

Duke: reading what?

Tim: 🧍🏻‍♂️

Duke:🧍🏾‍♂️

Tim *mumbles*

Duke: huh?

Tim: *mumbles a bit louder* superbat😔

Duke: omg?? *whips out his phone and opens a recent tab* same?!

*staring at eachother in disbelief for a solid minute*

[Meanwhile in the other room]

Jason: *writing superbat fics*

#batfam #batfamily headcanons #batfamily #batfam headcanons #batman #tim a duke both read ao3 fics and JL fics are a guilty pleasure #both of then reading superbat cuz their like “why are these fics so accurate and well written?”#little do they know that jason wrotes majority of the JL and almost all the superbat fics #crack #duke thomas #tim drake #Jason todd

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lemoncakejay · 2 months ago

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black redstarts ❤️

#they’re my fave bird lately #birds #bird art #artists on tumblr #digital art #nature art #I’m trying to work on my color palettes! so the drawing isn’t as accurate but that was never the goal anyway #wishing everyone a good day! I haven’t been able to get to asks and replies etc #but I love you all and I want to say hello to all the new followers!

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bet-on-me-13 · 10 months ago

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Danny is a Fae at Starbucks

So! Danny works by Fae Rules, Names and all, but he has no idea about that because he was forced to run away from Home (and the Ghost portal) before his Ghostly Education could be completed.

He runs to Gotham and eventually gets a job at Starbucks, or some other Cafe.

He has to ask the question "Could I get your name please?" A LOT while working there. And unintentionally steals hundreds of Names by the end of his first day, much less a week or a month into his job.

One day, Constantine visits Gotham for a Meeting with Batman, but by the time he gets to the Meeting Point he has bigger issues to discuss.

"Why the hell does half of your City belong to a Fae Lord?!"