#and not a coward

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

joe biden has to the opportunity to end his presidency on the funniest goddamn note

[not-so-rosyyy]

THIS DIVAAAAAAAAAA

[hasturmcfuckface]

“There’s no platonic explanation for tha-“

[starcrossedandstupid]

This is what true love is. Just btw

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

[girls--complex]

Teh cursed sword comic

[geezmarty]

hi falin hiiii (titties out vr on twitter)

[leavemebetosleep]

Family portrait. Child is named Minx. Bonus:

Make a stupid uninvited personal comment to a stranger, and get an answer you didn't want to know.

[emilylovescookies]

if you can’t own the anime figure, why not draw it (lol!)

[jesncin]

Morning run with your alien jog partner

[mecachrome]

Oscar in Hilton's McLaren ad

[kagoutiss]

i’ll take care of everything

[risibledeer]

get jizzied

I kinda meant for this to be Joel current hc season but in mezalean colours and reminiscing about Lizzie, but dunno if I captured that

[everyonesadoptivedad]

Stole this for this fandom bc some pEOPLE need to hear this today.

[madnessofmen]

me and the mutuals

[beep3]

Not enough people talk about these three, I wanna see them interact so bad…