#and not a coward

[sage-is-in-fact-very-tired]

man if I was more commited to my bit I could do something really funny

[hasturmcfuckface]

“There’s no platonic explanation for tha-“

[greelin]

not kissing a vampire after they drink your blood is like not kissing someone after they give you head. Where’s your class. intimacy

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

[girls--complex]

Teh cursed sword comic

[starcrossedandstupid]

This is what true love is. Just btw

[geezmarty]

hi falin hiiii (titties out vr on twitter)

[chasm-side]

BOOP ME

WAGE WAR ON MY NOTIFICATIONS

RENDER MY ACTIVITY TAB UNUSABLE

BOOP ME

[emilylovescookies]

if you can’t own the anime figure, why not draw it (lol!)

[leavemebetosleep]

Family portrait. Child is named Minx. Bonus:

Make a stupid uninvited personal comment to a stranger, and get an answer you didn't want to know.

[kagoutiss]

i’ll take care of everything

[jesncin]

Morning run with your alien jog partner

[risibledeer]

get jizzied

I kinda meant for this to be Joel current hc season but in mezalean colours and reminiscing about Lizzie, but dunno if I captured that

[everyonesadoptivedad]

Stole this for this fandom bc some pEOPLE need to hear this today.

[madnessofmen]

me and the mutuals

[beep3]

Not enough people talk about these three, I wanna see them interact so bad…