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i puked up my whole drink but i fucking did it guys
#Stephanie#like Alice TECHNICALLY has a job but like.#she's just doing shit that pleases her really. the facility is really an excuse to study other non-humans#meeting Stephanie was the best shit ever to happen to Alice because A: girlfriend#B: access to a Royal through her knowing Rire#and nobody else has a job#Mercy's job is. being cute and whimsical and people give him shit#Damien Mal and Cooper either trade pelts and shit or just Steal#she really doesnt look right in either of these but if you combine the images in your head she looks right#dark eyes. bangs. mostly straight hair. pointy-ish chin
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If you’re gonna care about prison abolition and justice you are necessarily going to have to care about the people who DID do those crimes and just want to reintegrate and live a normal life without hurting anyone. You're gonna have to be cool with the fact that the guy scanning your groceries might’ve raped someone. You're gonna have to relax about the possibility that your bank teller used to be a career criminal. The person sitting next to you on the bus might’ve committed three different murders, and as long as he's not about to commit a fourth right now, that's not your fuckin' problem. People don't disappear from society after they commit crimes, and most of them really just want to live a normal, stable life instead of going back to that. And the best way to make sure they don't relapse is to ensure they're able to live that peaceful life instead of freaking out because the guy next door used to run a dogfighting ring. You don’t have to be friends with them, you don't even have to like them, but you're gonna need to be okay with them existing in society. Sorry.
#spitblaze says things#SPITBLAZE SMASH#ive been playing y8 and lemme tell you. NOBODY else with this kind of reach and budget is tackling this topic#'aaaah that guy used to be a yakuza and hes helping OTHER yakuza find gray area jobs aaaaaaaah'#as opposed to what exactly. unless you want every single person whos ever committed a crime to die they cant just disappear#and anyone who has EVER been a yakuza has a mandatory 5 year period where they have ZERO social safety net. no apartment. no phone plan.#nothing. nada. zip. zilch#this person couldve been expelled because they gave away every last dollar the clan had to charity.#you still gotta go five years at rock bottom and good fucking luck if you survive that#society has undesirables and just shoving them to the side where you dont have to think about them#only makes it more likely they'll relapse#so either be normal about thr fact that someone might have been a felon or a bad person at some point#or shut the fuck up lmao
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the man in the moon went on too many sidequests
hilarious how the Man in the Moon Stayed Up Too Late / Man in the Moon Came Down Too Soon implies that tilion once wandered off, got drunk, and after being dragged back he fell out of the Moon and got stuck in a fishing net
#silm#silmarillion#tilion#arien#earendil#father christmas letters#roverandom#also the addition of roverandom means that tilion also has a dog named rover#(between huan and rover the hounds of the hunt are not very creatively named lol)#and i think father christmas has tilion also wandering around and getting hungover#tilion really doesn't want to be up there lol#his only job is to drive the moon#and what does he do?#-crash into arien with concerning frequency -crash into santa's house -wander off to get a beer -fall out a lot#-wander off to visit santa -wander off to take a small dog on adventures -wander off and get scammed#he is not very good at this is he#headcanon elwing drives the moon when tilion gets lost/drunk/goes on a field trip/etc#(kuvion is in charge of protecting the actual Rose so if tilion doesnt show up for work he calls elwing)#(elwing arien earendil and eonwe all know that kuvion stowed away on the moon. nobody else does including tilion)
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anyway. gillions hair is the texture of green algae and he bites things and has a big fatty muscular fish tail and when he switches from breathing with his gills to breathing with his lungs he has to empty all the water out through his mouth and its really gross and hes got claws and scratches things by accident a lot and hes not a very good singer but he does it anyway and pretzel is a therapy animal and his corals will bleach if he doesnt take care of them so they start going pale if he gets sick/hurt and his skin is sort of rubbery and he eats raw fish straight from the ocean with his teeth and he is deeply deeply superstitious and sorta paranoid and on guard 101% of the time because of how he was raised and hes gullible and dumb sometimes but hes not stupid hes just out of his element
#i mjss him :(#sorry. tbis is nothing. i miss him#i spend a lot of time touching hair algae bc of my job and. i have cknstructed a whole thing jn my head about triton hair#it is like. symbiotic algae and mostly aesthetic but has some cultural importance#i think about fantasy biology somuch#chip knows a bunch of sea shanties because he grew up on a pirate ship but its been so long that he cant remember the words#so he just hums the tunes when he thinks nobody else is listening but gillion likes 2 hear him do that#gillionnand jay have spent so many nights laying flat on their backs on the top deck talking about the structures of their childhoods#and the similarities and differences and intricacies in the habits theyve both unintentionally carried with them#and the constant paranoia and vigilance#i think they understand each other in ways nobody else can even though they wre raised on two separate ends of the child soldier spectrum#anyway. thinkingnabout riptide tonight can you tell
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Pete didn't realize he was holding his breath until Vegas slightly moved in front of him. He was too focused on what was in Vegas' hands, stretched in his direction for Pete to apparently take.
A gift, Vegas called it. Pete couldn't understand.
"Vegas. What are those?"
It was a stupid question to ask, but Pete couldn't help it.
Vegas' grip tightened around the bouquet. "Isn't it obvious? Flowers," he replied hastily, the pitch of his voice higher than normal. "Do you not like them?"
He was nervous. On edge. It explained some things, but not everything. Pete had to know. He had to figure out what was going on.
"Did something happen at the compound?"
Vegas had been at a meeting with Porsche all evening. He had seemed fine upon returning home, but then he suddenly interrupted Pete who had been washing the dishes and pulled out a bouquet of yellow roses from his backpack and he offered them to him with a warm smile on his face, somehow expecting Pete to not grow suspicious of the gesture.
"Why do you think something happened at the compound?" Vegas asked and his tone of voice made Pete finally raise his head to look at him.
Vegas looked hurt. His eyes were glassy, his breathing uneven. He was going to cry soon if this conversation continued. Pete didn't want that.
"I... just... Vegas, we can go to our bedroom if you want-"
"Fuck, Pete, it's not about that," Vegas groaned and threw the bouquet on the dinner table. He ruffled his hair harshly and muttered something Pete didn't hear. Probably calling himself a failure, as always.
"Has nobody ever given you a present before?" he shouted two seconds later, returning his attention to Pete, who could feel his eyebrows furrowing as he was staring back at him.
All Pete could do at the moment was utter the first thing that came to his mind.
"No? Why would they need to?"
Seeing the change in Vegas' demeanor made Pete come to a second realization then; that was the wrong answer to give.
#ok so a couple of points here#1. I don't remember if it was yellow roses that Vegas gave to Porsche in the extra story but we'll pretend it was#I won't have only BOC give me parallels between Porsche and Pete in regards to Vegas ok? I'll create my own too#2. I'm sure Pete has received gifts in his life - his grandma is right there to give him all the love nobody else did#but we'll suspend our disbelief here a little bit for this to become a little more tragic thank you#I just had an amazing discussion this morning about this topic and I wanted to explore it#Did I do a good job? eeeeeehhh#but yeah anyway good job Pete dear 10/10#(Also this scenario can fit into the instances that Pete is the one who hurts Vegas emotionally and not the other way around)#(It can happen people!! Outside of sex too!!)#(And I'll be here to scream about it thank you)#vegaspete#yu is writing#I managed to write words 🥹 Someone be proud of me hahahah
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making a unique account for every single job application is such an asinine waste of time like goddamn no wonder people just one-click apply through indeed jesus christ
like if 50% of them are going to be managed by workday just let me make one (1) workday account for job hunting at least
#usa jobs is excused because at least i'm applying to Several federal jobs#nobody else has an excuse#this is a huge waste of time and effort#i wrote a resume and a cover letter. they have my name on them. it would be faster for me to *mail* them to you . with a stamp
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markgemma
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#bros got 2 hands#severance#severance spoilers#but seriously#i love em all#but i’m not convinced gemma is actually alive#bc why has nobody else seen her? nobody in mark’s family? his old job? her family?#what if the reintegration is just a trick and a lie. like she’s a double agent or something idk#GOD#i need next friday NOW
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Behind the scenes, American officials also believe there is limited time for Israel to try to accomplish its stated objective of taking out Hamas in its current operation before uproar over the humanitarian suffering and civilian casualties – and calls for a ceasefire – reaches a tipping point. In fact, there is recognition within the administration that that moment may arrive quickly: Some of the president’s close advisers believe that there are only weeks, not months, until rebuffing the pressure on the US government to publicly call for a ceasefire becomes untenable, sources told CNN.
A lot of this pressure — the majority, I would wager — that Biden and US national leaders are getting is the result of people calling their reps, attending protests, writing to their newspapers and generally making themselves heard on this issue. People make a difference, and it's always worth reaching out to your legislators and telling them what you think.
Senators' info is pretty easy to find, since you've got two for every state (even DC and other non-state people have someone they can call!) but sometimes it's a little tricky remembering who your representative is, especially now with the district lines having changed up. So check your address here and then call their office — I've found more luck getting hold of an actual person at their local offices rather than the DC one, fwiw.
#deleted my previous reblog of someone else's post#because someone in the replies said 'maybe hitler had the right idea' and I just...don't need that today#plus frankly if you say 'israel is committing genocide' and then allow comments like 'jews should've gotten genocided harder'#then you terrify me and I cannot trust you on... pretty much anything#but I think this article will show people that their voices matter!#please reblog if you feel like this is something you can support—I'd love for more people to call their politicians#YOU CAN DO THIS GO GIVE PEOPLE A CALL#politics!#eta: also note the headline of this article—specifically calling it 'carnage'—reflects a more accurate depiction of the violence#that the Israeli army is inflicting on Gaza#I think a LOT of newsmedia has done a bad job of using terminology in this and other issues#(remember when nobody would write that Trump was lying despite clear proof that he was in fact lying)#but this indicates that there's more desire in the media to describe things in clearer terms#which again is progress!
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job market misery
#job interview happened. it. went so unbelievably well and then Hours later i get an email that they already offered to someone else#my life is a joke im getting so desperate. my property taxes just DOUBLED nobody in my house has stable income and im stressed#its been months of nothing in animation so i work a desk job but im getting less than half the hours i was promised#like i want to pivot my career i want to do something else im not even picky on what. i thrive in logistics and coordination type roles#but ive applied to 150+ jobs with Nothing. hospital i have an in with? Nothing. gov jobs? Nothing#im willing to move at this point. i dont care. i want to work i want to be stable and boring and happy again.#if someone has advice pls im listening. if someone knows places thatd hire a girl with an animation degree and proj admin experience.#im so miserable too bc it was the ideal role. it was a creative coordinating role i wouldve been PERFECT. they even SAID i was AUGHHH#seriously like i know it seems desperate but im serious if ppl have advice or ideas or leads lmk. my savings areeeeee taking hits
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Elvis on stage: the death threats
“These people paid good money to see me perform and I’m not going to disappoint them… most of all, I’m not going to let some sick sonofabitch scare me off the stage” - Elvis Presley
In 1971, Elvis had just begun his engagement at the Hilton in Las Vegas when word of a death threat reached the group
An anonymous caller had informed Joanie Esposito, wife of Joe Esposito, that a man was driving to Las Vegas with the intention of shooting Elvis on stage. The anonymous caller said he had the name of the man along with the license plate of the vehicle, for this information the caller demanded $50,000
Joe Esposito promptly contacted the FBI, which put a listening device on Joanie's phone in case any further calls were made. They also had agents inspect the Hilton and take residence nearby. And Joe, not wanting to create any false panic, managed to keep this threat hidden from Elvis until it became too clear to conceal
Someone had placed a hotel menu with a portrait of Elvis on the cover in Elvis' personal mailbox (meaning the culprit was inside the hotel). The threat became very real when they discovered Elvis' face was scratched out and a gun was drawn that was pointing to his heart, with the words “Guess who?” and “Where?”. More FBI agents were dispatched to the location, as was the Secret Service, along with a medical team that had an ambulance equipped with bags of Elvis' blood type. Despite this, Elvis refused to cancel the performance ⬇️
“Before going on stage, Elvis called Priscilla and Lisa in Los Angeles. He didn’t tell them what was going on but just that he was thinking of them and wanted them to know he loved them. He spent some time alone with Vernon, and then went on stage, not knowing how he would come off…”
(story courtesy of “Portrait of a Friend” by Marty Lacker)
#bawling over the fact that he called Priscilla to tell her and Lisa Marie that he loved them one more time#and him spending time with his father before going on 😭#he really went on stage knowing that he could have gotten shot…#nobody has ever been more dedicated to their fans idc#I really wish now that they had done the scene differently in the film#also is anyone getting an inclination that this was inside job?#maybe some guys trying to get money from Elvis?#how else would they have the phone number of Joanie Esposito 👀#elvis presley#elvisaaronpresley#elvis#elvis history#elvis on stage#elvis fans#elvis photos#elvis concerts#70s elvis#70s#las Vegas
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i'd love to hear your thoughts on klaasje
i love klaasje soooo much she's so interesting to me and i really love how they made her parallel harry in a lot of ways, but i think that specifically could be a separate post
one of the things that ruins me about her is like... she's so young to be in this situation. she's only 28 and she's become a fugitive from entities that she's not even sure are actually chasing her, which is a special kind of hell. in her eyes, her life is over, and it had barely begun. this wasn't even her plan, she was dragged into everything as a result of the capitalist machine: she did odd jobs until a banking firm picked her up and found out she was really good at corporate espionage, and because that was what finally gave her life stability, she stuck with it. she caused people to lose their jobs- some, their lives- and helped these larger companies destabilize smaller competitors and corner the market. she only did it a few times, but she tangibly ruined people's lives, including her own. and she clearly feels terrible about it, but she can't undo what she's done.
she came to martinaise to hide because no one cares about martinaise. she was staying in a hotel room, pretty much constantly on drugs to numb herself, fooling around with the odd resident, but she wasn't doing much to permanently establish herself- we see no evidence that she was trying to do any work or find someplace to live in the area. martinaise was never meant to be a place to start over, off the radar; it was just supposed to be a place where she could self-destruct in peace. when she tells harry that martinaise isn't the kind of place that calls the cops, that had been a deciding factor in her move there. she wanted that- she wanted a place hostile to people asking questions, hostile to anyone with an outside agenda. she knew that even if the residents wouldn't be particularly sympathetic to her situation, their outright hatred of outside enforcement would go a long way towards keeping her hidden, and her looks and charm and manipulation could fill in the gaps. she wanted to stop looking over her shoulder. she thought she could finally stop causing harm, and then lely gets killed and she thinks it's because of her, and because she leaves before the end of the case (or gets arrested), she *may never get to find out that it wasn't*. (yes, you can argue that dros killed lely because he was obsessed with klaasje so it's ""her fault"", which is how klaasje would probably see it if/when she found out, but it's NOT klaasje's fault. it was not something she wanted or intentionally did or even knew about. she is not to blame for dros' obsession.)
she's manipulative and a chronic liar and she'll throw anyone under the bus to save her own skin, and she'll feel bad about it later, but she won't hesitate to do it again. as we see her, she's deeply selfish: the things she talks about, she talks about in the context of how it serves her. the freedom of revachol, for example, she brings up because in a free revachol she wouldn't be extradited, not necessarily because she has some great love for the city. i think she shares some of harry's ability to know what buttons to push to get people to do what she wants: she'll exploit anything she can to throw harry off her. disco, his attraction to her, his love for the city, potentially his hatred of capitalism and/or the moralintern- she'll grab anything she can find and twist until he lets her go. and here's the thing: we're seeing all these traits when she's at her worst. she watched a man she liked be murdered right on top of her while she was already paranoid that extremely powerful people were out to get her, cracked under the stress of watching him rot outside her window and got the cops involved, then immediately realized her mistake and tried her hardest to slither out of her own mess just one last time. as much as we can joke about her being a girlboss and all that, she's a terrified, emotionally scarred young woman who (rightfully!) has NO idea how to handle the situation she finds herself in. and ruby's immediate fear of harry- so intense that she, the ex-madre drug runner and current union thug, immediately ran and hid upon hearing of his arrival- couldn't have helped reassure her. we can say all of these things about her, and i wouldn't say anyone is wrong to dislike her, but i think it's important to view her through a sympathetic lens if you want to truly understand her.
all of this kinda boils down to the fact that she's become a creature of fear. if she had a signature skill i would argue that it would be half light, or something like it. everything she's doing in the game, she's doing for self preservation. even the overwhelming amount of *partying* is just fear management. and she's good at hiding it at first, but the more you press her the more you watch her break down. she's traumatized. her wounds are freshly reopened. she's scared. of course she's scared: you're a cop with a horrible reputation and she's a fugitive who was the only witness to a convoluted murder, and the murder happened to be of a man she really liked, if only briefly. you'll have to forgive her if she's not squeaky clean. it's hard to be, in revachol.
#klaasje amandou#disco elysium#she mirrors harry in the sense that klaasje has hurt people but nobody here knows her transgressions except herself#whereas harry has hurt people and EVERYONE knows what he's done except himself#we get two perspectives on how this affects a person. one with almost strictly internal consequences and one with almost strictly external#we have no idea who klaasje was before the corporate job#she was a roller skating instructor. a secretary. a receptionist. a fan of oranjese literature.#and we will never really know those sides of her.#here in martinaise she's a shadow of the things that are haunting her and not much else#and so is harry!#in another world maybe they'd be good company for each other. they can definitely relate in some ways#but only in the next world. as new people. it's too late for them here#kiwipost#THANKS FOR THE ASK THIS WAS SO FUN#PLEAASSSE COME INTO MY INBOX AND ASK FOR THIS KIND OF STUFF I LOVE IT#ask#ka meta
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Hello. Chapter 6 absolutely killed me. It’s just fjnsiwmsoekroxmsomekdm /pos
It is giving me so many emotions and I am not okay from it. Just the contrast of the others figuring out more of what is going on with Grian and trying to help him verse Grian planning to kill himself.
Really glad that Xisuma is fully planning on helping Grian his way without giving Grian a choice in the matter. He needs to be dragged kicking and scream to be helped, and I’m glad that they’re willing to do that.
I’m also hurting from Scar trying so hard to help Grian but Grian just rejecting him at every offer 😭
:DDD im so so glad you enjoyed the chapter!!!! It was a real monster to grind out, so im glad it seems like it was worth the wait!!! 🥰🥰🥰
There's definitely some very interesting dissonance happening between scar + xisuma and grian here-- that push and pull between the help and harm is something i find endlessly fascinating to depict, because its just so real. Sometimes you find yourself in the unenviable position of having to make hard choices for somebody else's safety, and it SUCKS, and nobody is happy about it, least of all the person you're actually trying to help
Im really glad the scene with Xisuma and Scar deciding to bring Grian back to Hermitcraft (despite his protests) seems to be hitting where i want it to tho!!! Ive got a lot of thoughts and feelings abt depictions of autonomy and especially when that autonomy is being undermined, and i wanted this to come across as what it is: a necessary, last-ditch evil for the sake of someone's survival. Better an angry friend than a dead one, etc etc-- it's not something Xisuma wants to overrule him on, but at the same time, it's the only course of action he can see that will save his friend. He's pretty fucked up over Grian almost dying in front of him, tbh, and i hope that despite the mild way he tries to conduct himself, that shines through fairly clearly
Eidjwjdsj alright ramble over thank you so much for both the comment and this ask, im truly so glad you liked this chapter!!!!! :DDDD
#shouting speaks#asks#compliments#hunger au#I JUST HAVE A LOT OF THOUGHTS. ABT AUTONOMY. AND THE DELICACY OF PORTRAYING THAT BEING UNDERMINED#WITHOUT INFANTILIZING THE CHARACTER ITS HAPPENING TO#and i think part of that is like. validating grian's anger/hurt. he has a right to that!!! he didnt consent to this!!!#and nobody ELSE is happy about having to do that to him but they... kinda dont have much choice#smth smth the very delicate balance of trying to respect someone's autonomy vs not letting them fucking KILL themselves with it#its a hard balance to strike so its reassuring to hear im doing a good job!!!#once again hunger au is just a collection of the messiest scenarios imaginable sjfhskfjsjd#everybody is trying their best#txt
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#the update in case anyone was wondering#is that i did not have a breakdown at work today#lost my bet with myself there#this probably has more to do with nobody asking me how i was doing than any emotional stability on my part#i was also (again) hounded by the team member who thinks she is my bestie#she does not take social cues and i'm gonna have to#come right out and tell her to dial it back several notches#bc yes i do have high boundaries and that is not a wrong thing about myself that i am trying to change#i do not need gifts or constant check ins or recommendations or prying questions#(she is not harassing me she really is just Very Sweet and Totally Clueless)#but i need to try to get her to see how it is coming across#...before someone else feels harassed tbh#ragamusings in the tags#i also just need to quit#but that requires having more than five minutes' of brain space and energy to apply to more jobs
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No video game series will ever piss me off more than p/ersona, because it has literally everything I love in fiction: A cast of characters where each one has a side story, hidden parts of their psyche, and harbors some kind of deep secret that tortures them every day? Character interaction in different scenarios? Exploration of different characters' psyches that look like personalized, abstract dungeons that you have to literally fight through? Exploring themes like innevability of death and different ways people cope with it or societal injustice? Tarot motifs? Use of Jung's psychological theories (which are BOGUS, but make for AMAZING addition to fictional stories)? Every element, including UI, is heavily and consistently stylized? Music that goes INSANELY hard???
Like this series should be like crack-infused catnip to me, but I just can't get into it bc Atlus always has to include something so tone-deaf and just downright DOGSHIT into these games (usually something relating to the dating system or pretty much anything relating to how they CONSISTENTLY potray queer people in their games) that I just cannot bring myself to seriously attempt to get into it 😔
#hatter blathers#i just had this slightly irrational beef with a/tlus ever since i can remember#this isnt personal if you like/love their games ofc. theres a lot to like about them like ive said#its just that i cant bring myself to do it 😔#its crazy to me that only one game had a fem protagonist AND she was only added in a rerelease/port#and i know that a lot of these games “quirks” are due to cultural differences#i highly recomend this series page on tvtropes on cultural differences that didnt carry through#and i know that a lot of these games are kinda old but tbh these aspects were aged at the time of the release lmao#its like they have all these talented people in their staff and ONE GUY whose SOLE JOB is making sure that every game#has SOMETHING in it to remind the players that they think that only cishet guys play their games and NOBODY ELSE#some elements just clash tone-wise. like im not against these games tackling difficult subjects. ofc not#its just... its like half of what they do with these themes is really bold and then kinda crashes and burns. lol#idk what it is about a/tlus games that always makes me so annoyed/angry bc i tend to be pretty forgiving#and willing to meet art halfway and see things from its perspective#its like this series wants to be smart and creative and have a lot to say AND a boring highschool anime with all of the genres worst tropes#and i dont think that smart games cant have levity/humor or fun games cant be poignant. these are my favorite ones in fact#i dont know. ill wait for p6. MAYBE this will be the one where they finally kick out the guy who insists on including all the rancid elmnts
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I can’t help thinking again about the parallels between Eärendil and Cirdan.
Eärendil, who is forever doomed to sail the sky, his star providing guidance for everyone who needs it, always just watching from afar, never able to interact with the land he protects.
Cirdan, who doesn’t get to reach the Valinor though he wants to, whose role is to provide the means for others to sail there, without doing so himself until the times of elves are over.
They are both constantly present throughout the history: Cirdan providing the ships for men who follow Eärendil to Númenor, Eärendil’s star leading elves that sail Cirdan’s ships to Valinor.
Both of them are given the task from above that they need to fulfill. It’s just that, after the narrative is over, Cirdan is the only one who is done with his.
They are completely different characters, but at the same time they have their similarities and I just can't stop thinking about them.
#Look we all agree that Eärendil's job is awfully lonely#But I just can't help thinking how lonely Cirdan must be at later ages too#Pretty much everyone wha was there when he was younger is long gone#Galadriel is the other character that we look at as old#But he was probably many millennia old when she came to Middle Earth#He is the oldest one and he spent a huge part of his life making sure that nobody else has to get so old in there#They are just two lonely sea guys with jobs that nobody else would probably even want to do#Eärendil#Cirdan#tolkien#silmarillion#my meta#my post
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it would be really funny in hywar for ruto and darunia to recognize the "hero of termina" but probably be confused because why is he tiny. wait there's more of them. okay i guess this isn't the guy we know (it is)
Oh yeah, I'm thinking Ruto and Darunia are 100% onto him, BUT they're the adult timeline versions, so they haven't seen the baby Hero of Time in years, so they're not 100% sure if that's actually him, or if the kid just happens to look like him. Besides, the kid says he's just the Hero of Termina, and the Hero of Time definitely didn't scowl that much when he was younger so... they're suspicious, but not confident enough to try and address it. And since all the sages except Sheik ascended into non-existence or something after sealing Ganon, Ruto and Darunia must have been pulled from somewhere in the middle of OOT, so they're used to the teenage Link, and unlike Sheik they have no reason to think he's going to return to being a kid. So as far as they know, it makes perfect sense for the Hero of Termina to just have a strong resemblance to how the Hero of Time looked when he was younger... but man are they ever identical.
Mask avoids them like the plague, because he knows they could bust him... and he also knows they're basically going to die shortly after they go home. He really doesn't have the emotional bandwidth to try and deal with that, so he just keeps his distance. But Ruto and Darunia are having many quiet debates in the background about "is that our Link or not". They are constantly pressing X to Doubt.
(Marin is also a solid member of the Press X To Doubt club, because she's like 90% certain that Ravio guy's voice is identical to her Link's, and even though she can't be sure with all the robes she thinks they might also have the same build, and the few glimpses she gets of the bottom of his face looks like Link... but also he doesn't seem to know her at all, and is just generally acting kind of off, so she's just... not sure what's going on there, but it bothers her. And she doesn't even have anyone to compare notes with.)
Also, please consider for a moment that Ganondorf knows basically nothing about the whole Majora's Mask debacle, so he only knows Mask as being the Hero of Time, and could out him literally by accident. I have this mental image of Ganon attempting to do a big dramatic showdown, only for the mood to thoroughly ruined by Mask frantically cutting him off mid-sentence, because if he gives any details right now, Mask is fucked. The exchange is something like "We meet again, it's been awhile, Hero of T-" "TERMINA, YES, that's me, how about we stop talking right now and try to kill each other instead". Ganon then delays the boss battle to try and work out what the fuck is going on, and also because Mask's obvious panic is hilarious to him.
(Meanwhile Captain Link knows that something is up, but he is literally always having a minimum of three simultaneous mental breakdowns at any given moment, so he's pretty happy just not acknowledging his suspicions that Mask's real hero title is very well known, he really doesn't need more stress in his life. He's trying so hard not to hear the extremely incriminating argument Mask and Ganon are having, and trying even harder not to connect the dots and realize what Mask's real title is. He's not succeeding. After that particular battle, he goes back to his tent and spends a solid ten minutes screaming into his pillow before he can successfully repress the knowledge that he's been fighting alongside the literal Hero of Time and affectionately referring to him as a demonic little gremlin. As long as Mask doesn't acknowledge it, he doesn't have to either, so it's fine. Everything is totally fine.)
#hyrule warriors#poor captain link is just having the worst time ever#also my take on him is he grew up rough and lied about his age to get out by joining the army#so he is ALSO hiding his real identity. except for him it's just the fact that the supposedly 20 year old hero is actually like 17#considerably less dramatic than what everyone else has going on. but he's an honorary member of the 'nobody says shit' gang#honorary bcause for the sake of his own sanity he is not acknowledging that anyone is hiding their identities in the first place#but like. he knows. and he wants the others to keep their secrets cause if they dont he's the one that has to deal with it#he's already so stressed he doesn't need more problems in his life so they can keep their fucking secrets thank you very much#this poor bastard joined the army for a steady job and somehow became Helen of Troy he's got enough on his plate already
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