#and neither is he

[starvoidwolf]

Trying out a new style so of course my first test subject is Grian

[nembzz]

Number 1 on trending over fucking laundry????

[lokiiied]

watching narcos s3 and i miss steve murphy and wagner moura so bad :(

[itzlusstuff]

artemis fowl is literally me except im the dumbest and laziest person alive

[kitkatwinchester]

TOOK ME LONG ENOUGH BUT...

WE BACK BOIS!

Finals are OVER, and I am READY TO DIVE BACK INTO TEEN WOLF!

...that said, I DO have a pretty busy weekend ahead, with some family stuff going on as well, so I probably can't really start a full binge JUST yet, buuuuut I can FINALLY watch another episode tonight, and that's all I care about right now.

So let's kick off the reactions!

Scott and Kira are SO FREAKING CUTE, I CAN'T!

I LOVE THEM!

The way she asked to see his werewolf form, and then just looked at him with all the reverence and awe and affection and the way they just locked eyes and the way they keep thinking about each other I just...

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!! I NEED THEM TO OFFICIALLY KISS AND OFFICIALLY BE CANON SO FREAKING BAD!! THEY'RE SO CUTE!!

Sorry not sorry, but Ethan and Aiden are adorable and I love them and how protective they're being of Scott (also can we talk about the fact that the description for this episode says "Scott's friends pledge to protect him", which means that Ethan and Aiden are officially considered his friends! I kind of love that, ngl. Anyways.), and all I'm saying is, if you boys wanna be in the pack, that's definitely the way to do it.

...and now we get to the sad part.

Stiles my poor baby... :(

I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIS!

I saw it, okay? I SAW IT STILES! YOU'RE NOT CRAZY!! The Nogitsune just wants you to think you are.

This is gonna break me in half, I swear to God.

The poor baby is struggling so much, and he's not sleeping, and he's having nightmares and daymares, and he thinks he's seeing things, and he feels like he's losing his mind, and I HATE IT AND I WANT IT TO STOP!

And the way Scott went to talk to him to update him on the fact that a bunch of them ALMOST DIED and then didn't because he could see how in distress Stiles was.

And you can tell he's so confused and doesn't really know what to tell Stiles or how to react to what he's saying, but he knows that something's wrong and clearly upsetting him. And he does such a good job of acknowledging that while still trying his best to convince Stiles that he's a good person (because you ARE baby and it's NOT YOUR FAULT and AHHHH I HATE THIS) and he wouldn't be killing people on purpose.

And then the fact that he just, like, tells him to take a sick day, and just stares at him in this confused concern and so clearly, like, wants to help, and wants to be there for him, but doesn't know what to do and is hoping that maybe the simplest solution can be the answer.

Anyways I way over-analyzed that small little scene, but what else is new?

This is only gonna hurt more and more and I don't know what to do with myself, but ANYWAYS.

Let's shift our attention to protecting Kira, shall we?

Season 3, Episode 17 (freaking FINALLY!).

(THIS CHILD IS SO DISTRESSED I HATE IT!! STOP DOING THIS TO MY POOR BABY!! HE DESERVES SO MUCH BETTER HOW DARE YOU!! :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( )

[sadclowncentral]

i drunkenly scheduled a friendly brawl with an acquaintance of mine and we both completely forgot about it. that is until we were sitting next to each other in class and both of us get google calendar alert that reads VIOLENCE AGAINST LEW i about lost my fucking mind. what do you mean violence against me.

and then i fucking remembered i completely shitfaced told him to send me an invite to the brawl and even more that i insisted to type something into the notes of the meeting to make it look "less worse" and he opens the invite and it just says PREMEDITATED. most sinister calendar event ever created i laughed so hard i cried

[lesbian-disaster-academic]

i used to be so good at writing strong, thoroughly-researched, thoroughly-edited essays.

as a kid in hs, my teacher literally came up to me, holding my 40 page essay on the intersection of the European witch hunts and capitalism/exploitation/gender roles (it was supposed to be 7 pages...whoops) and went like "this is literally a master's-degree level thesis. what are you doing?? you could literally use this as your final dissertation in a master's program, what the fuck."

NOW??? NOW?? you'd think I'd be oh so skilled. but alas. i can barely piece together two ideas. adhd skill-regression is so so real. im SOBBING

[everkinshi]

Spoilers for mag 92

Jonathan Sims please try to get some sleep 🫶

[whathehonestfuk]

Some guy Steve and rockstar Eddie

Steve sees Eddie out in public and partially recognizes him, no idea he's famous but in one of those I've definitely seen your face before but he can't get his concussion riddled brain to place where

Eddie meanwhile is bracing himself for either an over eager fan or based on how angry Steve's confused face is for him to start shouting about 'satan worship'

Imagine Eddie's surprise when Steve does finally approach him he simply asks 'do you know Dustin?'

[yallstar]

i'm not sure what sqq's saying here and honestly neither is binghe

[morganbritton132]

AU where Tim, age nine, walked three miles to his neighbor’s house, held up his bleeding hand to Alfred, and asked if he could please have a bandaid. He got stitches instead, and a hug from Dick, who squeezed him tight and asked, “Can we keep him?”

And then Tim never went home again.

He learns gymnastics with Dick and reads in the library with Jason. He shows Alfred how to reset the wifi and rambles on to Bruce about his latest obsession (shipwrecks), and he never sees his parents again.

Behind the scenes, there was a kid left alone in a mansion while a whole international incident played out. It included a kidnapping, a ransom, a failed hostage negotiation, and two dead parents never coming home.

It pokes at a wound in Bruce when he is told about the Drakes and he has always been productive in tragedy. He knows how to shove the hurt away and build something strong on top of it.

The adoption was seamless. The sell of the Drake Estate was effortless. The trust for Tim. The memorial. The scholarships in Jack and Janet’s names. Bruce does it all methodical and singleminded.

And somewhere. Somehow. They forget to tell Tim.

Sometimes he misses his mom and dad. He misses his old room and being alone in a big house, but months turn to years and he likes it here. He really does. He has brothers here and Alfred, and they say they’re his family. He likes that.

They said they wanted to keep him, so they kept him. Kept him forever.

Then Damian is there.

Tim comes home and there’s a new boy, about the age he was when they got him. Tim asks in a whisper, “Did they take you too?”

[hoshizoralone]

metroid and halo having a fun beach adventure

[ehliena]

Clark: B, why do Kon and Jon have trustfunds?

Bruce: So that they'll have financial support in their lives. Don't they teach that in Kansas?

Clark: I know what a trustfund is, my question is why my kids have it from you?

Bruce: Oh I'm sorry, were you planning to have trusts set up for them with your reporter salary?

[rubydubydoo122]

I saw someone say a while ago that Jason attacking Tim at Titans Tower was just Tim hallucinating bc he was feeling guilty about being Robin even though Jason's not dead. Which is great, amazing, I think the whole Titans Tower thing is Bonkers, but I think it would be so much funnier if Jason tried to Gaslight Tim into believing the Titans Tower incident never happened, not because he's like evil, he's just super embarassed about it. like Or Tim did actually hallucinate Jason at TT but thinks it was real, so when he tells Jason about it, Jason's so fucking confused, and Tim thinks Jason's Gaslighting him

Tim: Remember that time when you broke into Titans Tower and beat me half to death while wearing a Robin costume from party city

Jason: What? Tim, I know i'm crazy, but I'm not...Insane.

Tim, pulling down his collar: I literally have the scar to prove it

Jason: Bruce told me that was from Clayface pretending to be me, which, might I just say rude. Tim... are you ok? Did you hallucinate me attacking you? like, I know I've done that before, but...

Tim, frowning: I don't think I hallucinating. I was benched for a while after because I had to recover-

Jason: well, you were benched around the time I was dropping hints that I knew who Bruce was outside of Batman, he probably just benched you to keep you safe. You probably were working too many cases with too little sleep and your imagination started to run wild.

Tim: Are you gaslighting me?

Jason: Are you gaslighting me?

[pangur-and-grim]

I miss the era of kittenhood where Belphie would try to jump over other animals like a show pony, but his legs were too stubby for it so he’d end up beached in a splayed position over their back

[bet-on-me-13]

Vampire Misunderstanding

So! Danny got adopted by Bruce Wayne, but he doesn't know that Bruce is the Batman. He is just supernaturally oblivious to all things Batman related going on in the House.

But he does notice that Bruce leaves home a lot at night, that he doesn't like to go out in the day and often has his parties at night, and once or twice he's caught Bruce with a bit if blood still splattered on his cheek.

So he comes to the only plausible conclusion. Bruce is a Vampire.

He starts trying to hint at the fact that he knows, but doesn't want to just go out and say it. What if Bruce reacts negatively to him knowing? He's dealt with enough Supernatural Beings to know that they don't like other people (and especially other supernatural beings) intruding on their lives.

So Danny decided to subtly hint at it.

He started asking questions like "So hypothetically, how would you deal with having a Garlic Allergy in Gotham?" Or "So if you had very sensitive skin that could sunburn extremely easily, how much cloud cover would you need to go outside?" And "So what's your opinion on a High-Iron Diet?"

Basically just tossing out questions and trying to Guage Bruce's reaction.

He thinks he's doing a good job!

...

Bruce is certain that he has adopted a Vampire.

Danny is a good kid, but he has a few oddities that are hard to ignore.

For one, his skin is constantly Ice Cold, but he never seens to be bothered by it. As if he was an Undead that didn't require Body Heat anymore.

He also seems to like Hanging out in the Graveyard outside, and when asked about it he says that he is comforted by the place. Just like the Vampires he has met in the past, who feel comfortable when surrounded by Death.

And of course the biggest reason for suspicion is the fact that Danny seems to be hinting at it to him.

He keeps asking stuff like "How would you deal with a Garlic Allergy in Gotham?", probably trying to hint that he is a Vampire who can't eat Garlic, or asking about easy to sunburn skin, saying that he is probably not a Daywalker.

Bruce hopes Danny will just come clean about it soon, he doesn't want to intrude upon the kid when he is so obviously nervous about how he will react.