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My Sofia the First ships related headcanon is that Sofia is asexual so none of it matters
#purple is her colour so…#I’m joking because my actual stance is that she’s 7 so why do we care but oh well#but I just watched Athena p’s video on Jake and the Neverland pirates#and yeah why wasn’t there a crossover with Sofia the first?#but also someone in the comments came up with a plot with a Sofia and Jake ship#and somebody reacted that no Sofia would not fight over Jake because she has Hugo#and my mind just went bitch what?#sofia shows literally no romantic interest in anyone#i made an original post#Sofia the first#like yeah you can ship her with Hugo or anyone you want#but that is not canon#she is too busy with her career to deal with that kind of stuff#and she’s 8#I’m gonna queue this and am gonna be so shocked when this comes out#bye!
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season 8 makes me SICK
#fym i need you?!? GREGORY I AM CRYING#tears in my hilson eyes#fuck im so done with james wilson and gregory house being my evil gay dads#i have five months to live and your making me go thru it ALONE. help.#i need you to tell me that you love me#no. im not gonna tell you that unlesss you fight#greg you sick fuck#you guys went on a date and you need him and your not married i am on the floor crying over them#what the fuck do you mean house flooded a bathroom cause he couldn't properly deal with his grief#i just will not be okay becuase what are you talking about YOU FAKED YOIR DEATH FOR HIM I CANT#when wilson said that he always lets things go and he never minds and he's tired of it i FELT THAT spiritually#james wilson#gregory house#house md#hilson#this bitch literally goes crazy and tries to kill a patient becuase he's grieving his husband#I AM SICK#they are so married i hate them#i cannot stand them#I NEED TO EAT JAMES WILSON#THES AUTISM CREATURES WILL MOT GIVE ME PEACE#i cannot be responsible for the happiness of gregory house#you are responsible#I HATE IT
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The 1x00 AHiB -> 4x06 glowup
#this just reminded me I need to make a ''being there for your friends when they need you'' post#because that shit is EVERYWHERE#LIKE THAT'S ALL THEY FUCKING TALK ABOUT#''It's okay sandy! You're always there for us when we need you. The least we can do is be there for you when you need us.'' (4x06)#''No! Mei is my best friend. I'd never abandon her when she needs me—we're heroes! It's what we do!'' (3x10)#''You don't know! We'd risk it for sure! I won't abandon them when they need us'' (4x02)#''As long as I'm doing something to help out a friend- I don't mind what it is! I just want to be there for 'em when they need me.'' (2x08)#''Wukong only values people by how useful they are to him'' (3x08)#''No no honestly—this is exactly what I need right now. I'm trapped under a mountain- but the 6-earred macaque brought me a peach!''#(4x11)#Literally just the shit off of the top of my head#and then. And then that in contrast with#''I get it. I'd do anything for my friends! But at the cost of the world?'' LIKE GOD DAMMIT LEGOS#You took the basic bitch ''Help you friends'' theme and went ''But what if helping your friend hurt others'' like come on man#Hello#Where am I#I'm dying. I'm dying#Okay imma go do hw......I guess....whatever....#lmk#lego monkie kid#lmk parallels#lmk Sandy#lmk Mei#lmk Pigsy#lmk Tang#OH GOD ALSO. ''I will become someone they can depend on...the way I can always depend on them!'' (3x08)#AND#''But you're always there when I need you- so it's time for me to return the favor!'' (2x04)#Which also just ties into ''we'll figure this out together'' as a whole right#what. ever.
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why is emily gasping and literally being all “🥰😄💞JJ!!😄💞🥰” in season 4 never brought up as a jemily moment because like girl pleaseeeeeeee 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
#whitney chewston smells homosexuality#episode 11 title normal#bitch literally lit up like a christmas tree seeing her son and her wife#CRAZY😭😭😭#emily prentiss i know what you are#i know people talk about her hovering when morgan holds henry tho😭😭😭#but the way she grinned and literally turned into heart eyes as soon as she recognized jj is WILD#i felt that squeal in my soul#don’t make me tap the sign#(and it’s just a picture of the lesbian flag on my phone)#i have it saved for moments like this#live shay reaction#cbs: ur character is Straight#paget brewster: that script can’t stop me because I can’t read#or something idk I wasn’t there I imagine that’s how it went down tho <3#criminal minds#emily prentiss#jennifer jj jareau#jennifer jareau
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everyone woke up on tumblr this week and went Hey, im gonna be a rude cunt to jessie about her gifs, apparently.
#i checked my other blog and someone had reblogged multiple of my gifsets to be like Uh uh no. no.#you didnt do this right i dont like the subs on this show unless theyre from *website i dont have*#???? so go make your own gifs with the subs you like then you rude bitch?#like i just need people to understand: gifmakers are doing this for free#so if you dont like what someone posts - you leave and find a different post#or make your own#it is not hard#this is not my job- its a hobby so dont be a fucking wanker#like its to the point of people being rude for no reason that i cant comprehend bc i would never do that. its really not hard#they could not have had worse/funnier timing bc i was just bitching about ppl being cunts to gifmakers#like i went oh i will stop ranting in the dms now its petty and then bam check my other account and im just ?????#some of you were definitely never told that you are rude and need to learn when to be quiet and mind ya business and it shows
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I think we should bring back basic etiquette lessons such as shutting the fuck up when you’re watching a movie in a group that is not exclusively your friend group 🙂
#one of the groups on campus is hosting movie nights & I went to this one bc I've only ever watched pac rim on my laptop and wanted to watch#it on a larger screen. yay yippee I love this movie!#there r maybe 10-ish of us in this room and a three person friend group is sitting on the couch one of whom has seen the movie and two who#have not. okay so far so normal.#and then the movie starts and they won't! stop! fucking! commentating! the whole fucking movie!!! I don't have a problem with doing that#when I'm in just my friend group because I know that I can tell my friend to stop talking or pause the movie or whatnot but not when I'm in#a large group w people I'm not good friends with ffs#and the comments aren't even funny or anything they're all oh this is JUST like in iron widow!! oh they're SO gay and autistic!!! and#they're talking so loud about this that it completely drowns out the movie audio which has already been turned up a few times#like. be considerate!! some of us want to yknow actually listen to what's going on and not whatever bullshit you're saying#I nearly walked out three or four times before I actually wound up doing so#I may have been a bit of a bitch at the end but I don't care. I got up to leave because this was not an enjoyable environment and one of#them offered to turn the movie down if it was too loud. this caught me a bit off guard since I expected them to still be so wrapped up in#their convo and. well. I may have said 'it's not the movie that's too loud' before closing the door#this also reminds me a lot about my issues with online shipping culture and it bleeding through into how we interact with media irl#this is probably heavily influenced by my aromanticism but I'm so sick of people constantly reading romantic relationships into everything#AND placing more importance on those relationships than any other form. I don't mind romance in media. I think if done right it has great#emotional impact on a story but when a movie is running and when other people who may not want to hear it are in the room watching it too#is not the time to be loudly saying 'he's autistic!' 'they're in love!' 'she has a crush on him!'#I have my own interpretations of the movie some of which agree with what they said and some of which don't but that's beside the point of#knowing how to coexist politely in public#anyway. I think they were awful and annoying and they ruined my night out.#I think I'm just so incredibly mad about this because I love the movie and I was looking forward to watching it in a group of people who#found it cool as well while still having some modicum of politeness#I almost wish I had been meaner but that's the extreme annoyance talking I think#hater hour over love u guys bye
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#i have been lying around with the urge to like um erase myself teeheeeeeeeeeeee#i love having a thin skin and also gng through PMS and also just being idk someone who hates themselves a lot hahahaahahahaha#I JUST WENT TO FUCKING THERAPY FOR MY FEELINGS OF NEEDING TO BE USEFUL AND KEEP PEOPLE HAPPY#JUST LAST WEEK#WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKKKKKKKKKK#MENTAL HEALTH IS SO MUCH FUCKING HARD WORK I HATE IT HERE#IVE BEEN FEELING TIGHTNESS IN MY CHEST ALL DAY TODAY AND THIS STUPID THING JUST DETONATED#AND ITS A FUCKING SUNDAY I HAVE TO GO TO WORK TOMORROW KNOWING I FEEL LIKE ABSOLUTE SHIT AT WORK#i feel like everyone probably hates me AND they should bc im so useless#AND IM SOMEHOW SUPPOSED TO UNLEARN NEEDING TO FEEL NEEDED????? WTF?????????????? GIRLLLLLLLLLLL I DONT HAVE THAT KINDA SELF ESTEEM L O L#i mean we all know hahaha yeah self esteem its something ure supposed to build yourself! it takes work!#I DONT WANNA DO THE WORK IT SUCKS HERE WHY CANT EVERYONE JUST LOVE ME AND FOR ME TO BE AWESOME AND FLAWLESS OMG IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR#fuck i know it is. and im supposed to sit down and imagine sitting down with some older fucking wise self and idk sit down and watch myself#so i can see how my brain is beating me up for jack shit but god its painful to even think about#and dinner is happening soon and i dont have any excuse for not gng to the dinner table soon#meanwhile im having a breakdown lolllll gotta pretend everything is fine and im not losing my mind so my parents wont call me a lil bitch :)#NEGATIVITY#i hate how much suicidal ideations are imprinted into my brain hehehehehehehe
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woo young-woo sweetie look away while i beat ur mom's ass
#mine#eaw#the last few eps have been sm we're still trucking through but only on ep 12/16 & this BITCH????????#just say ur resentful ur daughter still has success & morals w/out ur hand in raising her & GO u weirdo#& also that ableist mf who went to her IDEC TO LEARN UR NAME ILL BEAT UR ASS TOO#'oh she's nepotism benefactor bc her dad knows our boss' THATS NOT WHAT IT MEANS U DUMB BITCH#DID U EVEN ACTUALLY GRADUATE COLLEGE I DONT BELIEVE U DID#she literally has credits to back herself up & she can damn sure hold up in court when it matters#ur all just bitter losers i wish i could explode w my mind#LOOK AWAY WOO YOUNG-WOO WHILE U GET BEHIND ME SO I CAN START SWINGING
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bitching abt my job again
tags contain frank mentions of transphobia and homophobia
#this happened like. i dont know. a month ago or something but i still keep playing it in my mind#for those unawares: theres been a fucking community outrage over the pride display at the library i work at#and have been working/volunteering at for 5 years#only it never went up. it never went up. bc the mayor came in as a quote unquote private citizen and demanded it taken down#despite the fact that patrons are required to fill out complaint sheets and even then it isnt ensured a display will be taken down#so obviously its a misuse of power that hes spinning into him being a concerned citizen#and i made a whole post bitching abt it and im doing so again (hi) bc i didnt like how our director responded to it#and yeah. so there was a board meeting after that right. well i set up for them as i usually do and let me tell you. that was the first#--time more than like 6 people came to spectate. it was insane.#and i guarantee that this months meeting wont have half as many people that fucking crammed themselves in there to complain abt gay ppl#bc of course they dont give a shit about the library#they just care about how scary the queers are#and yeah it was a shit show. i learned we have a far right organization in our town#and i was sat right in front of her husband the whole time#(standing actually. i was standing between him and my moms chair and he was sighing and grumbling the whole time bc he couldnt muster the#--balls to ask the 5 foot 2 fag in front of him to please move lol. small victories right)#when i say her i mean the leader of the freaks. idk. chairman? anyway she had a whole speech about how like queers are bad and cutting#the penises off little babies or whatever and she pulled up this passage from a book that was part of the display#its some book by the youtuber rowan ellis-- here and queer i think was the title. it was cataloged in our ya section and contained passages#talking about like having safe sex and what dildoes are and all that kind of shit. just really clinical descriptions imo. im not familiar w#--the youtuber really but im assuming they wrote it as informational bc shocker: teens be having sex. unsafe sex. especially queer teens#sourse: i was one of tgose#and...think for a moment. remember when you were a teen. youd rather fucking DIE than listen to your parents give you the sex talk#and chances are if youre gay your parents arent even going to know WHAT gay sex is (hugging without shirts on) so youre going to look#--elsewhere#bc if youre a hormonal fucking teen youre going to figure it out one way or another! especially if youre from (cough) a podunk shitwater#--town like mine that ran on abstinence by way of sex education#i think teens deserve to have access to that sort of information through trusted means. and i do mean het teens too#but no these fucking morons put on airs like everyones waiting till marriage--no! not my becky sue! as if they werent fucking around in#--holy shit i reached taglimit. i didnt ecen know there was one. hold on
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still thinking about how my ex-best friend went on an entire conversation tangent about how they Just Couldn't Understand Why People Use Neopronouns, They Just Don't Make Sense literally right after i'd mentioned i use any and all pronouns, including neos. it wasn't sparked by my comment, but like, dude. what the hell.
#like. read the fucking room would you. those are my pronouns too.#tried extensively to explain it. they just weren't open to changing their mind#NOT a fun experience!#is it so hard to go ''i don't understand it but frankly my understanding isn't required for me to respect it''???#bitch you're trans too do you HEAR yourself. ''it's ridiculous but i Guess i'll go along with it. to be nice.'' like???????#and like for ages i was like ''man have they always been this much of a dickhead?? what on earth happened???''#went back and read my old journal entries from 2021 recently#this was not new#they were causing me distress and anxiety for years and i just. didn't let myself think about it#bc they were there for me when no one else was#and as expected i'm feeling Totally Normal And Fine about that#i'm so glad we don't talk anymore#friday chats
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God . . . imagine thinking Laios is a bad person who doesn't care about people. actual insanity.
#yea this is about you know who's 'review' again. it's on my mind now that i'm trying to finish the series. sowwy. ;9#making this unrebloggable from the getgo this time so that drama obsessed freaks can't get their hands on my ramblings again. fuck off lmao#anyways imagine thinking that. IMAGINE THINKING THAT HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT HIS SISTER. GET WELL SOON OR FUCKING PERISH.#EDIT HEY I'M NOT QUITE DONE ACTUALLY:#i heard someone else say this and now that i finished the series i honestly gotta agree on some level#i think this specific YTer did genuinely try to give the series as a whole another shot (since she was only watching the anime at first)#but then when she went into the manga was so fucking mad at her viewers and fans straight up disagreeing with her personal interpretations#(which were wrong but she took them down the dumb as fuck and extremely wrong road of All of These Are Factual Actually Sorry)#that she only really skimmed the manga (or looked at footnotes/summaries) and took up a soapbox of I Know Everything About This Thing Now#and doubled down on her just completely wrong and honestly dumb opinions and interpretations being presented as fact out of pure spite#it legit sucks so fucking bad. cause like i know and have actually seen her audience who haven't ever touched the series#(or some that maybe started it and have some sort of beef with it for one reason or another and had those feelings validated by her)#parrot back these ideas as if they're true! i partly know it cause it happened with me and her talking about fucking ****** ********!#like legit i sometimes check like her channel or her blog on here every so often and i saw a post of hers on here#where someone in the replies just. blindly agreed with her! and called Laios a bad person probably without ever checking DM out themselves!#which is crazy cause this YTer used to call out like other YTers not taking hard stances#feeling they have to cloak whatever opinions or stances they have in a million This Is Just My Opinion disclaimers etc#which made me realize Oh Hey Yea They Do That like i used to like that about her!#but. you know. if her audience isn't forming their own opinions about a series and just parroting back her own to validate her being wrong.#then it's fine. i guess. epic echo chamber moments or what the fuck ever.#okay NOW i'm done i think. this time. i like to bitch and moan so i might vague post about her again probably. tee hee. :3
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I think Blly Hrgrove fans may actually have just deluded themselves into thinking their fanon is actually what was shown on the screen. Your rat man sucks. Like. He sucks as a human being. He was racist (canon). He was abusive towards his sister (canon). He repeatedly antagonized Steve because of alpha male bullshit behavior (canon).
Just because you think it was actually homoerotic (fanon) and actually Blly was secretly concerned for Max because of how Neil could react to her dating a black boy (still fanon), doesn't make it true, and it doesn't make your "character study" somehow more valid.
#i'm sorry but a post showed up under my for you tab#basically trying to argue that Billy wanted to be Steve's friend and he just didn't know how to do that#sorry but I'm losing my mind over this post#like. billy absolutely went to the Byers looking for a fight. he did not give a shit about max#he was pissed because of his missed 'date' and his dad being a piece of shit#but he didn't actually give a shit about Max's safety#Billy may have been acting nonchalant when he confronted Steve but he ABSOLUTELY was there looking for a fight#also Steve didn't instigate the fight what crack have you been smoking???#not only did Billy put his hands on Steve first (shoving him to the ground and kicking him)#he was attacking a literal child when Steve stepped in and punched him in the face#that's not instigating a fight that's self-defense of a third party#'steve threw the first punch so clearly he was looking for a fight' bitch I'd punch billy too???#the piece of shit was about the hate crime a ~13 year old boy the fuck is wrong with you???#strangerthoughts
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Took a few months but the situation at work is finally truly blowing up
I may or may not join in a workplace abuse claim against my old boss using old blog posts and discord messages of me venting as proof ☺️
It'd be me burning the bridge of having him as a reference later down the line, but honestly I think I can get by without him.
#speculation nation#my old coworker friend messaged me about how they were planning on doing this#and i was like OH BOY do i have some things i could add!!!#read back thru my messages from the day he gave me an hour long panic attack#& had me publicly humiliate myself as punishment for 'neglecting' my job.#and honestly it makes me so sad to look back on it. it really fucked me up so bad.#but Karma's got its kiss for him. and even if we dont do the suing thing hes still losing all but 4 employees#all of whom are currently teenagers lol#hes apparently so convinced he can bounce back and magically get and train so many new employees#but even IF he can. it would require so much extra work and time from him#which a vindicative part of me is rather happy to hear about that.#if i do join in on suing him it'd mean making my discord and tumblr legally linked to myself in a court of law#but. ykno what. im feeling spiteful enough to not mind it.#show up to the court like Orcelito Is Here to give some scathing accounts of their bitch ass ex boss!!!!!#id love if this went somewhere. i also do still have a picture of the thermostat back during that freeze in january#when the heaters couldnt keep up & it was 53F in the store. but we were forced to keep working anyways :]#which is a health code violation :]#with the metadata on that pic it would link its location and time to the store during open hours#and i think osha would find that just very interesting :]#so many wonderful things we could do to fuck our old boss over!!! karma's got its Fucking kiss for him.
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just had one of the most cringe moments of being a waitress ever earlier.
so i’m waiting on a party of six, 3 people who look about my age, a middle aged guy and two older folks. and they’re nice, and we’re bantering and i notice the younger guy’s eyes are kinda following me- a little odd, but i try not to think about it.
and so, while later im clearin plates, dropping the check and the older guy on the end is like, “i need to tell you something.” and i notice the guy who was staring at me put his head in his hands and groan and im pretend not to notice and im like, “yeah man whats up?”
this guy is like, “you know that kids back there, he’s been looking, he’s quiet, but he wanted to ask if he could get your number?” and im like, awkward laughing- completely red in the face, mind goes blank. and all the while the other guy legit gets up and leaves the building, does not look up once. i felt so bad bc he looked embarrassed, but also like- i was speechless, i’ve never had someone so brazen before, let alone this random senior citizen.
TLDR;
I GOT ‘MY FRIEND THINKS YOUR HOT’-ED BY SOMEONE’S PEEPAW
#.txt#i was like so fucking-#like mind went blank and i just kinda awkwardly laughed and shook my head and walked into the kitchen to hide#i think i meant to say im gonna politely walk away#but the words got fumbled and i was like#im gonna politely bring these back to the kitchen :)#i think my face was RED for a solid half hour#like bitch what does that even MEAN??#just thinking about this has me cringing#waitress posting
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#guess whos back in therapy bby 😎#the lady i saw was nice. 1st appointments r always a lotta blah blah blah so much to cover#and im always like bleh whatever im not that bad but when u put it all down on paper it is sorta a lot lol#i got the comment. hm u seem to kno a lot abt the dsm. and like listen. i have been meticulously categorizing my problems for the last 4#years. and i like to learn so ya kno. also said yea it sounds like u r having hypomanic episodes.#and asked if bipolar was a possibility and like if i was bipolar that would absolutely blow my god damn mind. im pretty sure its just pmdd#but whatever. im open to the possibility. mostly i wanna hear someone else perspective on this#i feel like im collaborating on a project. like gimmie ur notes i wanna see if were on the same track. bc im insane like that#i always feel bad when they apologize for asking invasive questions. like neh its fine. i got nothin to hide and i dont give a fuck#also i told a class of my peers that my distraction from research is drawing narut0 fan art. again bc i do not#give a single fuck. Professors response: hopefully we get to see it some day. bro. if u ask me i will show u. i do not care#i mean. probably nothing too weird but i feel like most of my stuff is safe to share. i just come off looking like a weeb i guess#but yea back in therapy bc my mum reminded me bc the ppl around me irl r also worried for my well-being based on my behavior lol#i mean its just bc i complain that im in like psychological pain a lot. so lots and lots of bitching abt my brain ^^#the lady i saw did fall a lil bit into my trap. like what woulf ur life look like if u had everything under control? bc it seems like ur#here and ur starting a phd what more do u want? and im like mwahaha but u see i can do school#i can do school so good. i am the best at school and thats it. i am otherwise barely functional#so i can be successful on paper and dysfunctional when it comes to having a life :-]#but whatever. well see what she wants to follow up on next week bc i threw a lot at her#also went to my office for the 1st time. it is really nice to sit in a working lab and watch ppl interact. but also i do feel like im#dying if i try to sit in that room with 2 other ppl lol. so well see how it goes. i may find somewhere else to hide#unrelated
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Random observation but it's really funny how some cis people sometimes react so differently to how you correct them on your gender. Like, I've corrected my manager on my pronouns before, by saying "I use he/they", and it's a more casual Oh, my apologies. But yesterday I got so tired of tiptoing around people's discomfort that when she called me a female I straight up just said No, I'm trans.(wasn't even gonna try and explain the genderfluid part smh thats too much energy) And the RECOIL lmao. LITERALLY took a step back like it burned, and immediately began apologizing way too much. Like. WHY ARE SOME PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
Trans isn't some big scary thing, bro I already told you my pronouns. Cis ppl stop being scared of the Trans™ 2024 please and thank you
#Sigh#This same manager months ago went “oh yeah we have another worker who uses he/him pronouns”#And then I met that coworker. A trans guy. Bitch why not just say you have other trans employees like????#Ppl like that see it as a preference#I “prefer” these pronouns is what they think#The other cis ppl there are chill about it lmao#Mind you this is in no way a reflection of most cis ppl some of my favorite most beloved friends are cis#Just wanting to make that clear lol
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