#and my brain went
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
Coming to the slow horrific realisation that my favourite one piece character is probably Sanji which is honestly so anti feminist of me that I may be dropping the series immediately
#one piece#ive just got that scene from fleabag in my head#we're bad feminists#but also funny story#i was watching the show#and sanji is fighting against one of the queer villains#and my brain went#ah yes this makes sense#they're making the two queer characters fight#it took me a few seconds to remember that sanji is very much not canonically queer
401 notes
·
View notes
Text
aaaaa
#anyone else ever think hmm#maybe its not that im attracted to men#maybe i just want to be one#throwback to two years ago when i was walking downstairs to go to church with my grandma#and my brain went#yeah#so#actually buddy#youre not going to like this#but#you're a boy#and i#went#hmm#that sounds like something to completely ignore!#yay!#church time!#actually why was i going to church#im jewish#interesting#anyway#might be a boy yay i guess
8 notes
·
View notes
Text
never forget
#this is from rainns insta and he was zoooming in on everyones faces#and nuñez did this#and my brain went#“hes on facetime w andy”#nuñez
14 notes
·
View notes
Text
how is it that it just dawned on me that i saw ateez in person almost 3 months after the actual concert ???
#on a random thursday#at 1:39 am#like#i was looking up to my ceiling#and my brain went#your eyes#these eyes#yeah#cherish them#they've seen ateez in person#no one will ever get to experience the exact same experience you had#no one will ever see them from the exact same angle you saw them from#cherish your sight#cherish you#cherish your experience#bc#it's you#you were given the opportunity no one else were given on this earth#and i was like#👁👄👁#whoah#smt tmi
11 notes
·
View notes
Text
today he bit at my hands and uh um ahh im so gay
#.faeposting#boyfriend posting#but like#idk i felt it#and my brain went#ahhhhh#i dont even think it was intentional in think he was just biting#but oh my gods#fuck dude
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
Spending my days thinking Phayu really does look like he could be Vegas' son...
In this non-existent essay I will...
#saw a boss gif#and my brain went#it just makes sense lol#phayu love in the air#vegas theerapanyakul#love in the air the series#kinnporsche the series#fanfiction talk#thoughts ///
5 notes
·
View notes
Text
writing some thoughts about karlach and astarion send help
#bat rambles#i woke up this morning and went what can i do today#and my brain went#you can write about all the similarities between these two#like each character kinda has a companion foil tbh#tho astarion low key has two through minthara and karlach
3 notes
·
View notes
Text
kuroo can yoou even see with your hair over your eyes
#completely blind#OKAY AT FIRST I THOUGHT SHE WAS SITTING IN HIS LAP BC THE POSING IS WEIRD#IM SORRY#and my brain went#'oh ill sit there'#dont look at me#silent reads black jack
3 notes
·
View notes
Text
It’s 3AM and I desperately need to sleep but here, I wrote pure fucking filth. ‘Ave it. It’s Eddie and Vingalmo having weird violent vampire sex.
(Also if you know me irl don’t bring this up in person, I would literally rather eat a brick. I would pass away. Is it hot? Yep. Am I ashamed? Also yep.)
👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹IF YOU’RE UNDERAGE KEEP SCROLLING 👹👹👹👹👹👹
Edward Van Blagden had decided he’d had enough of this.
Enough of Vingalmo’s fighting, enough of their rivalry. Eddie was putting poor Orthjolf to shame; the nord’s words could never sting as well as the imperial’s. He had him precisely where he wanted him, now, the two vampires all fangs and claws as Edward pinned the struggling, kicking mer to the table. He hissed in his face viciously, watching with satisfaction as Vingalmo instinctively recoiled, his ears flattening against his head.
His hand was fisted at Vingalmo’s silky, pale golden throat, gossamer hair tangled in his fingers.
The taller, lankier vampire took a calculated risk, feigning a loss of consciousness, then, and despite his status as financial advisor to the court… by the divines, was he bad at arithmetic.
He was a ticking time bomb now, just bluffing and waiting for the correct moment to spring back to life and compromise their positioning. A poor calculation. Eddie expected better than this below-the-belt parlour trick.
So he would gain the upper hand this time, well and truly; make Vingalmo think that he would be about to find his fangs in his neck.
But then he paused.
The mer’s cheeks were flushed with stolen blood, lips parted for air, his body still with anticipation.
What if? What if it didn’t have to be this way? What if they didn’t need to fight like this, however much they both enjoyed it…?
Evidently, Vingalmo was too anxious to wait any longer, however the second he opened those carmine eyes, Edward had lunged.
He’d intercepted his own path to the mer’s throat, and gone for somewhere else instead.
His lips, that mouth… Gods, why hadn’t he done this before?
The hand at Edward’s collar faltered, Vingalmo finding himself pressed against the wood, now, with a muffled yelp.
The imperial couldn’t stop himself. The dominance of it all, the power, the sizzling tension between them… his mind was drunk on it.
Both men let out soft growls as the dark haired man adjusted himself between the fair one’s legs, finding slender calves at his back, strong equestrian thighs at his waist, porcelain heels digging into his lower spine. Vingalmo was pulling him closer.
“Mmph…”
Edward was the first to break their kiss, realising his dilemma.
“What? Stuck, are we?” Vingalmo teased in that infuriatingly gorgeous rasp, his legs only tightening, “Pity- Ah!”
He rammed himself against the taller vampire in protest, crushing him further into the table, knocking the wind right out of his lungs.
Still, he refused to let go. He was even laughing, now.
“You’re not going anywhere as long as I can keep you here, Eddie.”
Edward kissed him savagely,
“I hate you,” another toothy kiss, “I hate you so much, don’t you dare stop.”
They crashed to the floor, struggling with one another again, pupils blown as wide as the moon. Vingalmo was sat on him, now, legs still constricting his hips, forcing him to lay still. Unless…
Edward bucked his hips upwards, knocking Vingalmo off balance.
“Argh! Fool! Edward, I’ll-“
“You’ll what?” He snarled in response, gripping his wrists, either side of his fair head. “You’ll fuck me?” He added, more quietly.
“Have some class.” Vingalmo spat, leaning up to bite at Edward’s mouth, coming away with fresh blood.
Once more, they were locking fangs, nipping, biting, pulling, sucking. Vingalmo tore his hands free, gripping at Edward’s ribcage, almost screaming at the contact when their hips finally collided. The mer was writhing around in an ecstatic puddle, claws raking up and down scarlet rivers beneath Edward’s blouse.
Both men were dizzy with the heat and the heaviness of their breathing, the two vampires feeling the blood in their body rush south, engorging neglected organs, and then also up into their lips, swelling them, plumping them. The sensations in their mouths heightened, the blood only lubricating their fervent movements, teeth longing for the plunge, tongues sliding messily together as they devoured one another, their battle becoming an entirely new beast.
Each gasp, each groan, each blood-tinted moan resonated through the other like the reverberations of bowed strings in a well-loved cello. Vingalmo was beginning to taste of defeat.
Edward nipped his jaw, the corner of his mouth, then sucked ever so sweetly at the sensitive curve of his ear, and at that very moment, Vingalmo yielded.
“Oh, yes…” He sighed, “You insufferable thing, right there…”
Sweat now shimmered on his brow, his chest heaving, thighs beginning to clench.
His ear twitched to the side at the overwhelming sensation, eyes rolling back and flickering shut, lips finding Edward’s exposed collarbone.
“Keep going…”
Vingalmo whimpered softly, fangs pricking the surface of Edward’s marble skin, preparing for the inevitable penetration and the euphoria that would follow.
With a sharp exhale, he sank them in slowly, the warmth and rush of blood engulfing his teeth, making them tingle with pleasure, his lips throbbing with need as he suctioned them over the imperial’s collar.
For the first time in their encounter, the dark haired one moaned; a filthy, husky sound that set Vingalmo’s loins aflame with desire. He withdrew, moving up, sharing a look with the younger vampire before they both agreed to bite in unison, needing to share that high.
At the same time that Vingalmo plunged his fangs into Edward’s throat, he found his own being bitten. Their voices melted together in synchronised pleasure, the wound on Edward’s chest spilling blood between them in hot, sticky splatters.
They began to move, rutting against one another like stags in heat, coming away with bloodied velvet. Each snag of flesh under teeth, each pulse against the lips, every single fibre of material rubbing against their arousals only served to heighten their experience.
“Mm!” Vingalmo’s whimpers became needful whines, devolving into entirely debauched groans of lust, and Edward was no better, his inky black hair tipped onto the flagstone, mixing with the milky white of Vingalmo’s long tresses.
They held one another’s hips and rode their thighs until they could no more, mouths bursting away from their wounds with unified cries of euphoric bliss, the slip of blood between them setting their skin alight.
“I’m-!”
“Yes!”
“Vingalmo, I-!”
“Me too - Ah, That’s it!”
“Dear gods!”
“Oh!”
Vingalmo’s shout was muffled by Edward’s mouth suddenly, his head swimming with the sheer force of their newly forged blood-bond. It was crashing through their veins now, their bodies twitching and jerking in the exultant aftermath of their rapture.
…
The empty crypt was completely silent, the fog hanging heavily over them like a sort of blanket while they took a moment to return from oblivion.
Vingalmo fixed Edward with a piercing glare.
“We never speak of this. Ever.”
A breathless chuckle. Arguably, the best sex either of them had had to date, and fully clothed, nonetheless. Another quiet moment passed. Edward broke it, this time.
“… Again?”
Without hesitation, he received his response:
“Again.”
#tesblr#skyrim#skyrim oc#vingalmo#volkihar vampire#lmao I was thinking about accountant Vingalmo#and my brain went#he takes calculated risks#but man is he bad at math#Spotify
6 notes
·
View notes
Text
Okay I have done my daily dose of patriotism for today (watched Rihanna’s halftime show) time to get right back to my asmr cuddling audio bc I didn’t get a nap today and I am sweepy.
#medarants✨#i literally was about to close my eyes and drift off#and tHEN I SAW HER#and my brain went#please rise for our national anthem 🫡
4 notes
·
View notes
Text
My first thought was, 'when did they give Jason Todd to the wolves'
do yall think there is a universe where Jason was given to one direction instead of the wolves
#im so fucking sorry my dash is pjo dc and dp combined#i didnt see the tags#and my brain went#jason todd raised by wolves yeah a possible scenario#AND THEN i thought jason todd raised by one direction yeah also a possible scenario#fuck i need sleep#jason grace#percy jackson and the olympians#one direction#wolves#jason todd#dc#cork writes#cork adds
4K notes
·
View notes
Text
the curse of adhd:
i will remember with absolute clarity, when the thought strikes me that i have a text to send someone, that this is the fourth time in three days i've attempted to send this specific text
i will forget, in the time it takes me to pick up my phone, that i picked it up intending to send a text
#every time#managed to actually send it today!#but also i have been reminded to post this by the fact that i just had a task to do in two different rooms just now#so i turned the light on in the room i was getting to second because my brain would go 'oh why is the light on that's weird'#and check the room and it would remind me to do the second task#in the less than five seconds between turning the light on and exiting the room#my brain went 'oh the light's on better turn that off before i leave'#and i had to manually catch myself#PLS.#adhd
44K notes
·
View notes
Text
healing is when you have an intrusive thought and instead of having a meltdown you go “girl what?? shut up” and move on
#🍜#minding my business folding laundry and my brain went ‘i hope i die soon’ and i was just like ‘ok ??? who asked. anyways!’#🦠
36K notes
·
View notes
Text
this is true - my neighbour's noise is immediately easier to fall asleep to now that I actually know her, plus she's actually considerate when I do ask her to turn it down a bit! Talking to your neighbours helps
Trixie Mattel is right, getting to know your neighbors is the best inoculation against being annoyed by their noise. it only works up to a certain point, but for just regular footsteps or the occasional bass leaking through or a party once in a while, the anonymous Fucking Neighbors are people i will kill for doing their laundry at 10:14pm, but Steven and Ray who live upstairs and sometimes have to jog across their hardwood at 8:39am because they forgot to pick up their Clif bar before they put on their shoes for work are my good pals and i look forward to barricading the building together during the financial collapse.
#the first time i asked her to maybe be a bit quieter she was super apologetic#and said this is her first apartment and she's never sure how much the neighbours can hear#and my brain went#oh you're a BABY#ok don't worry <3
36K notes
·
View notes
Text
ringo starr you brought me down from a panic attack i love you ringo starr
#i was freaking out and i decided to draw ringo starr#and my brain went#Oh :))) ringo starr :)))#so i guess im fine now#post posting
0 notes
Text
Me and My Shadow
"Self-Portrait with Death Playing the Fiddle" by Arnold Böcklin, except it's Emmrich...s?
#emmrich volkarin#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#da4#datv#datv emmrich#dragon age veilgaurd spoilers#datv spoilers#dragon age veilguard#my art#fan art#dragon age fanart#artist on tumblr#I just randomly saw this painting on tiktok and my brain went WHAT IF--
6K notes
·
View notes