#and maybe in the afterlife he STILL doesnt get a break

[acetheta]

oh my god jason grace is actually so tragic

[anachronistic-falsehood]

oh my godddd dude holy shit fuck okay taking a break from worm reading to send u an ask about william wight because goddamn i need 2 talk abt him. hello!!!!!!! feeling SO unwell about the clarences cape but red thing. awesome.

OKAY U HAVE LIKE. THE MOST PERFECT TIMING IN THE WORLDDD because literally on . tuesday this week my freak week art got a random note out of nowhere and made me start thinking about the villains again and thinking about william wight specifically because i love him a lot. ok. so its always ALWAYS been my assumption that. this is the version of william who mal got his greasy little claws in.

william fell off the cliff and died. the wisps chose him, and he came back. mal, who has been obsessively watching the wisps since clarence's death, sensed them choosing the next whisperer and swooped in before william could even stand back up. hes disoriented, hes scared, everything hurts, hes at a bottom of a cliff and he honestly doesnt even know if hes alive or not anymore, and this stranger walks out of the forest and offers a chance to explain everything. wiwi mystery brain! he knows this is weird but he also knows like.... i dont know whats happening maybe i AM dead and this is just... waht the afterlife is like. so he goes with mal. william wisp the 16 yr old from deadwood is. well. dead. he went missing, nobody ever found his body, his family mourned him.

meanwhile the whole time mallard conway was taking william wight under his wing and training him to be a replacement. mal calls him whisperer, william is in his rebellious teen phase and wants to be called something cooler which is why he named himself Wight (a type of vengeful spirit. specifically one who was once alive and then was brought back from the dead. lol) william is still! technically half alive. so being in the spirit world for extended amounts of time (which is NOT something mortals are supposed to do, planeswalker or not,) kind of broke his brain a little bit? which is why Wight is LIke That.

williams whole thing when he was alive was solving mysteries and chasing down monsters, so that became (and forgive my use of dp fanon here, i have to) his Obsession. (obsession with a capital O because its.. ghost logic. whatever a ghost died doing becomes their core motivation in the afterlife etc etc dp fanon not sorryyyyy) so he has this. uncanny obsession for tracking down monsters when hes out of the spirit world. being separated from the spirit world for any amount of time kind of drives him nuts, hes so used to being around the dead that being around the living for extended periods of time is unsettling. hes super paranoid. he inherits mal's need for total control over a situation, which is why hes so lax about possessing people with the wisps to get them to do what he wants.

perfect that his best friend turns out to be the absolutely diehard loyal guard dog. (side note here i think he also has williams super high pain tolerance from dead nerves so he lets kota gnaw on his arms and shit) . virion is a mystery to him and he LOVES it, he cant figure this guy out, hes like an endlessly fascinating puzzle to crack open. studying him like a lab rat on a dissection table.

i think about him a normal amount. as you can tell.

Mac i am TOO FUCKING DRUNK to peroperly respond to this but oh my god. oh my godddd yehah. the obsession thing???????? Hello??????? putting that in my pocket!!!!!! ohhgh he’s paranoid being around living people he’s a control freak he’s sooo fucjed up <33333333 he absolutely lets kota chew on him like a chew toy <3 and he can’t get a proper read on virion so he’s obsessed w trying to peel back his layers and learn as much as he can!!! throwing ashe into the mix is like. doubly fascinating for him. bc i think villain ashe would b secretive enough about his civilian identity to intrigue william(<<wants to disguise that he could possibly have any connection to wavelength the hero) and wiwi is INVESTED in trying to figure out him and virion!! what r their secrets!!! he NEDSS TO KNOW!!!!!!! to me his vibes r kinda like the weylin twins. u feel me

[funshinebf]

vashwood demolition lovers (adjacent) au thoughts. warning for canon typical violence + suicide. aughhh

vash n wolfwood getting into a really bad gunfight. wolfwood dies, while vash is still alive but badly injured and grieving horribly. wolfwood meets the devil (knives) in hell, who makes him a deal where if he kills 1000 evil men, he can be reunited with vash. wolfwood agrees and is sent back to the world of the living in order to start his mission. the longer he goes on, the more lives he takes, the heavier the burden his guilt starts to weigh on him. at the time of making the deal he was so focussed on seeing vash again that he didnt stop to the consider the consequences, or what vash wouldve wanted, what he even wanted. but he cant break the deal, he cant stop now when he's already gotten so far. when he's already killed so many. meanwhile news of The Punisher and his streak of violence has spread to vash, who is unaware of the deal. he assumes that wolfwood didnt actually die and instead abandoned him to go back to a life of violence. obviously he's heartbroken. i dont think vash would kill himself, but maybe he gets more reckless. doesnt pay as much attention, doesnt take as much care of himself. in a fight he couldve easily won, he's killed by a bullet he couldve dodged with his eyes closed. hundreds of iles away, wolfwood hears news of vash's death, not long after he's taken his 999th life. consumed with grief, he comes to the realization that in accepting this deal, this mission, he's become the very thing he was ordered to kill, and the final life he needs to take is his own.

and while knives isnt above tricking people, he still keeps his end of a deal. vash and wolfwood are able to reunite in the afterlife. but at this point, after everything they went through, theyre both so broken, shells of who they used to be, of the people they fell in love with. theyre together, but at what cost? wolfwood still carries his guilt like a cross, and vash still feels as if he was abandoned. was reuniting really the happy ending they both hoped for, was it worth the pain it took, both their own and others?

anyways. throws up blood all over the carpet. my disorders. you understand

[golbrocklovely]

i wonder if sam’s more reactive than proactive with a life plan. not to say that he needs smthg super rigid, bc like no, but outside of work and short term close-ish stuff, i get the impression he just goes with it and doesnt have direction himself. like it seems like he’s looking for comfort and answers in these books, n not therapy 😭 - brought to u by my rabbit hole psych derailment

i mean, if you wanna know how i feel about sam, lemme tell you lol

i think sam relies heavily on self help books bc he doesn't understand himself, and he's hoping that reading oen of these books will be the epiphany he needs to finally understand who he is as a person. i'm not sure why he feels like he can't understand himself, but - and this could also just be me projecting somewhat - maybe he feels like he's not interesting enough on his own. like, sam a long time ago talked about how he just wanted to be normal, which then became him saying "i never want to be normal" ie never normal. and i think that idea worked for a while, but i think in group settings and in general life, he doesn't know where he fits amongst everyone else. i think he thinks he's not interesting enough, for whatever reason. whether it's bc his experiences aren't that crazy, or maybe it's bc he's too awkward to connect to others. i'm not sure, but i think he struggles to understand himself, and that's why he tries to find it in everywhere else.

as for long term goals and whatnot, i think in a business sense he can look forward to things and somewhat plan ahead. but in life, absolutely not. he's terrified of getting older, he's made that abundantly clear. and idk if it's just a general thing of not wanting to lose his youth, or if maybe he feels that once he "grows up" his life is over. maybe he sees it as he'll finally have responsibilities outside of himself and what he wants, and that's a lot of pressure to him. it could be that. maybe he just doesn't want to be old. maybe some of this is also tied to the fact that for a majority of his life he didn't believe in an afterlife, and bc of that, he figured once he was no longer young, that means he's old, and that means he's gonna die and that's it. lights out.

and i've said this a 1000 times over, but that man needs very deep therapy. and i mean that with all the respect in the world. therapy is great for those that need it, and i think he does. there's also nothing wrong with seeking therapy. and i believe continuous therapy for him (and colby too) would help him so much. bc i also think he doesn't understand his emotions and why he acts the way he does. and getting in touch with your emotions genuinely helps you SO MUCH.

so i hope he eventually does go to therapy, bc i have a feeling he stopped going after the initial time after his break up with kat. but hey, maybe he's still going to it. and if so, good on you sam. keep going.

[nerves-nebula]

OK GOOD i been looking forward to bitching about it

Mind you i only watched the live action film so i dont know if the story is better in other versions

So, Scott begins dating knives, a highschool student, as a way to get over his ex envy. It dpesnt seem to go into a sexual direction (i think there was a joke making fun of scott for that but i dont remember) but it doesnt change that hes taking advantage of this girl for his own emotional comfort

No one in the band objects to this, thwy either find knives annoying/ make fun of scott for seeking a highschool student

Then Scott meets ramona at this party and they go on this most pathetic date together after he wouldn't stop bothering her after she deliverd his mail.

His band is weirded out by him two timing ramona and knives and it becomes a side plot where everyone is telling him to break up with knives before she finds out (i think wallace says something like "youre gonna break this poor girls heart" in a flat tone which is sadly the most empathetic anyone is to knives in the entire film)

But scott is a bitch so of course he doesnt do that

All the while there is this dramatic plotline avout scott having to foght ramonas 7 evil exes, most of which are unintresting

Mathew unfortunately never shows up after his first appearance and his entire character is hes not white and hes ramonas ex (tbh most of her exes are like this, like one guy is a movie star and ramonas ex)

Two other exes that are mildly intresting :

Vegan guy who is now dating envy- after hes deafeated by being tricked into drinking milk (???) Scott and envy have this "moment" where scott calls envy by her real name and she goes "no one calls me by that name anymore" and hes like "well maybe they should" and leaves -like?? I dont care??? Even more so, why the fuck does envy care??? Scott just blew up her boyfriend into mario coins

-At some point sscottbreaks up with knives and she becomes angrily obsessive with ramona for taking scott from her, emulating the way she dresses and stalking her

Second ex thats mildly interesting- a girl, who is ramonas ex (i swear all the exes are like this) shes angry at ramona for cheating on her i think and ramona is like "our relationship was never serious, i was just bicurious" to which she responds "well im biFURIOUS"

She and ramona fight because fuck scott, and someone in the audiance makes a comment about lesbian porn

-she still gets exploded into mario coins (as all of thd exes are)

Scott gets pissed about all of these exes trying to kill him and ramona not telling him about it from the get go and ramona is like "well shit if youre gonna be a bitch about it i guess were gonna break up" And they do

-Ramona gets back with her ex (the last one remaining if we dont include scott now)

-The ex hires scotts band but scott refuses to join, so he leaves the band

-Scott crashes the party to fight this final ex to the death (cause thats a reasonable reaction)

-(Im not joking, it is framed as reasonable because this ex is weird and possesive of ramona, as if scott is some innocent angel)

-knives interrupts the fight because she wants to kill ramona for breaking scotts heart (???? Girl hes not worth defending)

-Knives and ramona find out about the two timing thing

-scott get killed by the final ex

-Scott meets ramona in the afterlife, ramona reveals that shes being mind controlled by the final ex (???? Yippe for lack of agency)

-scott is brought back to life via video game magic

-he defeats the final evil ex

-He apologises for the two timing thing

-he and ramona still end up together

-The End

The only thing i enjoyed from this film is the visual effects

Ultimately it was just boring to me, like a slightly better version of 'ready player one'

Also from my limited knowledge the author is mixed (white + korean) and I saw some places say that he regrets his depiction of knives as he feels he projected a lot of internalised stuff onto her- but idk

gonna be honest i can certainly see your disdain for this series style of comedy coming in through in this recap, heff. interesting to know that about the author tho, that kind of clarifies some stuff i think.

i kind of like the concept of the evil exes and the video game fights and stuff. i like when stuff that's got a serious core is set in a funny, sometimes bordering on nonsensical setting. from what i can parse the comics/movie are generally about like two bad people (scott & ramona) dating each other and trying to be better despite having done some real scummy stuff (mostly they cheated on their exes i think but also probably other stuff)

which yknow. i can get behind that as a concept. i honestly don't care that scott is like a shitty guy who dates a high schooler cause i understand that that's part of him being shitty.

mostly i'm just not sure why it's so popular 'cause i've never really been able to get the appeal. i mean the first version of it i've actually bothered sitting down to watch (despite seeing stuff about it for years) is the new anime one, that i went into knowing was gonna be a complete departure from the original story.

annnyyway that's enough about scott pilgrim. i'm gonna go draw or something.

[glitchdollmemoria]

relationship pda ramble thing

im coming up on the five month anniversary of dating my partner (not to mention the couple months we knew each other before dating), and im getting all excited about them possibly hopefully being able to visit this summer after they finish up with finals, and as im thinking about this im also realizing that i have so much more trust in them than ive had in anyone else. for about half our relationship, they havent been able to talk often because theyve been putting a lot of energy into studying. at first this made me anxious, but over time ive seen them repeatedly come check in with me when they can. especially when i think back to their behavior before they got caught up in studying for finals, the way they were able to show their trustworthiness esp compared to past partners, the affection theyve shown me, the fact that our life/relationship goals line up so well, and the fact that they keep messaging me when theyre able... theres a part of me that gets anxious and paranoid, but that part of me keeps shrinking.

the more i think about these things, the more i realize that im worrying less and less about the possibility of him being dishonest. which - its not that i have reason to think hes untrustworthy, i just have mega bpd. but things make sense in my brain for once. hes told me before that he struggles with school environments, so of course he needs to spend months focusing on studying. hes proud of the career hes pursuing, so of course hes going to work hard for it. he was the one to bring up the idea of me being a house spouse instead of working, so now that he knows i agree with that plan, i wonder if - and even kind of hope - pursuing that future together is part of his motivation.

plus, as far as ive gotten to know her, shes a very confident person who doesnt seem to keep people around out of pity. once, she made a joke about breaking up and i thought for a second she was serious, and she told me she loves me too much to break up with me, and that if she were to break things off it would be over a call. so, it makes more sense that she really is just busy rather than ignoring me, especially when like i said she does still reach out when she can and she wouldnt need to do that if she was trying to ghost me or something.

this is all just word soup. i have a lot of thoughts right now and not much brainpower to articulate them cleanly. mostly, im just excited that i have such a sense of security in this relationship, because i really do want to believe this will be a lifelong partnership and i dont have any real reason to suspect it wont be, as long as we both keep putting in the work. every time my girlfriend apologizes for being away so much, i want to just gently grab it by the shoulders and tell it how much i really truly adore its work ethic and that im willing to wait as long as it takes if it means we can someday reach the life weve talked about wanting to build together.

sometimes i think about the dream i had a while back, being escorted by angels to a beautiful towering library, and how thats sort of incorporated itself into my religious views even if im not sure what it all means. and the fact that once, during a call, she told me that even though she doesnt believe in any particular religion, her ideal afterlife would be a library full of truth. i think, if anything, its all at least a sign that this is whats right for us both right now. she doesnt know about that dream i had. its all coincidence. but it seems too coincidental to not mean anything. maybe we just have similar ideals. maybe its a sign that were meant to be together, at least for the time being. i dont know for sure. but everything feels right. and im so happy that i can look back on the way past partners have treated me, and i can look at the way my current partner treats me, and i can see such a difference in that treatment, and i can feel so much more secure than i have in the past. it makes me grateful in a way for the suffering ive experienced. if nothing else, it serves to make the difference in treatment obvious. im just glad about all of this, grateful to feel secure finally.

[levysfailsafe]

She started at him with complete disbelief. "What do You mean you have killed them several times? That's physically impossible." She shook her head as the assassin recalled the times he tried to complete the task in various ways.

"You don't understand. She keeps coming back to life. I stab her discretely and then I see her buying fruit in the market. I use a poison dart and then I see her buying books. I bloody do not understand HOW SHE KEEPS DOING THIS! I even confirm there is no heartbeat and i leave. But then she shows up somewhere else. I even let go a herd of cattle into a street and she got trampled... but an hour later, I see her drinking at the Bar! SHE DOESNT STAY DEAD!" He was already at the last straw. Was going to find a new job. But what was he supposed to say... if Karina didn't believe her. What would the rest of the group say.

"Look, i think maybe you should rest. Obviously something happened where maybe you have the wrong target. Take some time to train and get your mind back on track. And then we'll discuss it in a week." She shook her head worried he was straining himself too much. She knew he needed the job. But she wondered why he would make up stories. Maybe he secretly loves her. He would have said that. I guess i'll find out later.

"Karina, i'm not toasted from the sun. I promise. But i will take the time to rest and find out what is going on." He saw Karina simply walk away obviously worried for his wellbeing. But he knew what he saw. She was everywhere. He was beginning to memorize her fragrance. He could smell it even now.

"That must have been embarrassing. She handled that excuse pretty well." He turned around only to see the woman from the market. Surprised she came this close to him.

"Why are you here? What if you're discovered?" He questioned.

"Aw, you're worried about me. That's cute. Don't worry about me. I've lived a thousand years. You're the first to catch me so many times in a row. There's been an opening to take me out for hundreds of years." She smirked at him. He was confused on why she was having this conversation with him in the first place. She was leaning against the wall eating from a bag of Lychee.

"Look honey, I don't understand this. But what do you mean by a thousand years? I've tried to kills you over three times. And you still come back to life. Are you part of an evil cult?"

The woman laughed and tied her bag of fruit to leave for later. She smiled at the young man and was excited she had gotten so close without him even knowing. It had been a while she has had a cat and mouse chase.

"Listen young man. And I won't ever repeat myself again. No matter how many times you try to take me out. You can't fully remove me from this earth. I was gifted with powers from the stars and can't fully die and go into the afterlife. The name is Luz. Can't wait to meet you again in the battlefield."

Suddenly there was purple smoke and she had disappeared. He looked around and scratched his head. So she was over a thousand years old and was gifted power from the stars... what did that power have to do with her coming back to life and why did it seem she was enjoying the chase. "I'm going to take a break. I think I'm going to eat and just relax by the spring. I can't handle this." The one thing he wondered was if the information was true, why did she reveal her name and second... why did she have to look so good eating that damn fruit.

The Assassin’s Code states that you must take any job, no questions asked. But you are pretty sure that you have assassinated this target a few times already.

[livecharliereaction]

Bye tsumihoroboshi

thats all for tsumihoroboshi chapter ZAMN. omfg i did cry i cant lie at that big battle on the rooftop i did i did i did.. It just hits a litte close to home friendship and all that... I love my friends so mach i get everything theyre feeling u know... AND the delusions of rena what a crazy writing style i dont think ill get over it like ever. urgh. Well the final tip almost wanted me to consider that "ooh maybe she was right!" but honestly my takeaways from it are juts 1. disaster happens regardless no matter how the events go otherwise 2. rika was murdered? Thats pretty weird 3. BUT theres hope liek she said BECAUSE: keiichi rememberd something from "another world" (i know a timeloop when i see one. its def a timeloop. Hells yeah) 4. the scrapbooks do hvae some evil spell or something takano i am onto you its weird anyway she shows up at such times and all.. Idk if shes the #MAIN VILLAIN DEMON OMG but shes Something.

Rena i love you thank you for solidifying your place as my favorite good time. argh every chapter so far is better than the one before it goes for this one too it does it does... Which is amazing implications for next ones... Lets hope they keep it up...

And keiichi i cant lie i do love you. I love you i love you i love you. Ughh. If i was still 16 hed have a big chance at going to that kinlist. But hes so gross so i wouldnt actually have added him then either!!! im unable to kin these days because EVERY GOOD CHARACTER EVER has Some Traits I Can Relate To Myself becuase i dont know something something human emotion something i am just like everyone else and everyone is just like me in the end and i love it. But yeah keiichi love the guy hes so #Power of Friendship #Protagonist. Im mentioning this cos i loved the girls from the start and still do but keiichi had to prove himself a little...

Yeah im curious about satoko now too i dont think i paid her enough mind i sort of ended up assuming shes #Normal but just super close to rika obviously but that one line about her being older. I couldnt tell yet if its Haha satokos body is older and rikas being funny! OR Omg satoko some immortal or something too woww! but yeah. I wouldnt think she is it doesnt seem that way at all BUT u never know w this fuckass series..ou ou ou ou ou

Mion i love you the girl that you are. Rena you are everything and more. Rika how have you managed to stay mysterious ive been here for like over 30 hours total for sure maybe even 40. But hmm

if its a timeloop i still cant tell what its about. id say rikas in charge (wants to keep giving this world a chance) n takano is with the antagonistic forces But how does it work exactly? If rikas the one "looping the time" directly it doesnt really compute unless she can do it from the afterlife. I dont konw.

And Omfg i hate this series because i STILL believe satoshi will show up one day. Even though it seems impossible now. But i liked him n shion so much dude i love shion so satoshi HAS TO come back for her. Urgh urgh urgh

But yeah i fr didnt think keiichi would be able to break renas delusion even for such a long moment But he pulled it off. Shes really cool i love her. I love her i love her i love her. UGHHH. Everything and more. and i said it alr but ill say it again the portrayal of her delusional state is SO personal to me i get her i get her i DO so good... Urghh. Ok. Thank u charhigurashi6 i have to check how many games the bundle i bought still has hmm

ok these 3 i own but havent installed lets see The first one here is um well i dont know that girl i havent seen her which is concerning! I feel like i mightve seen a sprite (in the og style that i read with) but thats kinda it. I recall seeing a name somewhere too shes a furude i think but not too sure Im always frustrated when i see a spoiler like that but then it never makes me any more knowledgeable about anything so so far its fine #LOL. proably has to do with the demon stuff tho...

takano in the middle one right takano you are so weird and offputting. Damn maybe she IS the big bad afterall

last one aww rika But yeah thats. I dont know its at least 5 hrs each but i think i spent like 10+ hrs on meakashi so it could possibly be up to like what. 15 even 20? per game. At least 15 hours left though.. Idt theres anything outside of the bundle after this its either higu anime time or umineko time ill see what kinda time i have then (i can probably watch the anime while multitasking i dont really care so much but umineko i want to be TUNED. IN.)

yay exciting ok thank u charhigurashi6 best chapter so far loved it love u rena love u everyone ok gn

[killmebythebeach]

Oli is in a snivily cage, imprisoned for his crimes of afterlife.

Love that trope of "Oh my gosh [horrific event]" "wait, does that mean [selfish arbitrary thing that happens to come out of it]?" Anyway Oli won afterlife I will hear nothing of it

It pained my heart that he terrorized Gem's village. Just a little.

I'm SO PISSED he didn't make more afterlife vids fucker got the VAMPIRE origin and that was the ONE original I wanted to see make a reappearance (maybe he streamed it though idk)

HE GOT STUCK ON LIZZIE'S ENIGMA MACHINE THAT TRAPPED JOEL SGJKVD.

Is he an angel when he's trying to bring Sausage back? If so: what the hell is that skin. Also he's lonely :( Oli plays off desperate loneliness well (edit: he's birb)

PEARL HAS HER DOOR NO ONE COULD FIGURE OUT HOW TO OPEN SGKNDSJK also WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE?!

I also love that this probably means Pearl was a god this whole time or she became god after dying. So a) Xornoth seeing god and going "Yeah ill terrorize that" or b) Pearl becoming god and deciding to go to Scott's perfect little afterlife to cause havoc

FIGHTING FARMER QUEEN SHE STILL IS A FIGHTER WE WIN THEEEEESE anyway fucked up god "just sleeeeeping" Pearl my beloved hope she makes more appearances. She really went "No <3" and then iseakied him.

Very glad afterlife Oli is empires Oli btw. I want him to join the stratosphere war so bad. "I don't know how many lives I've got left!" Ooooh

Glad he used the actual empires map I think. Also is he always in a Hawaiian shirt or is that new?

. Did he refer to himself as goated with the sauce.

THE EVERMOORE?! DOESNT LIKE HIM?! Like I know everyone is warned of the fog but a FROG?!

Oli gets the monster hunter achievement when he kills that pillaged at spawn. How is this man alive.

Is Oli like. Well?

Skrunkly.

WHAT KIND OF FUCKING RAVINE IS THAT?! WHY DOES IT GO ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE DEEP DARK?!

Once again. Is Oli okay? Like.

I'm pretty sure while he's talking about people drawing him he's taking jab at Joel, which is always welcome.

WHY IS THERE THERE A MUSIC NUMBER LIKE ITSLL PROBABLY BE AMAZING BUT OLI.

Everyone: oh my gosh! What happened to the dragon?!

Oli: *speed running music*

^ this is what I've gathered from this part so part

Idk who Zeuz is but he's funky. I want to make a cool guardian design of him and Oli. I feel like I'm watching the sage in an 80s fantasy movie with puppets watch an anime protag.

... I like the strider.

"I've pearled before-" everybody! Enderrail.... ENDERRAIL... ENDERRAIL!!!

"I'm gonna take you to BED. BATH. AND! BEYOND!" I have to encorperate that into my daily phrases. Oh yeah, the egg.

Friendly reminder: the first episode was a whole server event where everyone went to the end and saw the egg and dragon gone. Oli is gonna lore something... I feel it in my bones.

PIX'S BRIDGE!!!

Hc that Oli was in the credits for hundreds of years and that's why he never ran into anyone (ignore that he ran into spawn campfire before killing the dragon)

Oli on his racoon Tommy arc. This makes Gem Techno and I find that hilarious she should kill people. Wisps for the Wisp god or something idk haven't been here in a while

I don't know why I didn't notice Oli had a good voice? Also Gem walking up the stairs during that is peak comedy

Probably nothing (maybe it's like a setting or smth to turn off achievements) but Gem didn't get the achievement for picking up the egg

Also ??? Did Gem break that block under him?! Is he in Fwhip's place or elsewhere or ???

Okay question answered however Fwhip what the fuck. Really hoped Gem and Fwhip teamed up for that one. Also is the Sheriff just. Taking prisoners?

Idk I don't do live blogging but this was a special occasion.

[lucemferto]

Discussions of mental illness aside, how would you feel narratively about Wilbur being a main villain again? I don't think he'd be a very effective one with his main motivation, L'manburg, being gone, and if he got a new motivation in the afterlife void (which is unlikely given he still wishes to remain dead) than it would've been offscreen which is a weird move. Also I kind of want something new plotwise instead of just retreading old ground for new antagonists.

So many spicy Wilbur asks, which I didn’t expect to be honest. Not that I’m complaining.

I have a very concrete idea on what Wilbur’s narrative trajectory could end up being - based on some foreshadowing Ghostbur dropped. To be paraphrase:

Eret: Fundy needs a father.

Ghostbur: And this SMP needs a leader.

Now, this exchange leads me to believe, that what Wilbur wants to do is a sort-of dark mirror of his S1 arc. In S1, Wilbur’s ascension and presidency was generally framed as good (though there were seedlings that Wilbur would later develop into his villain arc).

So, I think that a resurrected Wilbur would attempt to take over the server. L’Manburg is gone, but he can rebuild it/replace it, better than it was before. This time Wilbur’s rise will explicitly be framed as bad or wrong.

Now, I trust Wilbur to do the leg- and character-work to differentiate himself from Dream and Schlatt, who had similar dynamics in their respective narratives. I think, Wilbur’s best bet would be to give his character a more sympathetic edge, make him geniunely care about L’Manburg and bringing back order to the SMP.

Now, you’re right that Wilbur would have to have had a lot of character development off-screen for that. Ideally, he could bridge that gap with maybe some media-welding - like a pre-recorded montage of his most-important moments in the afterlife. But that’s a pretty high ask, that I honestly don’t expect to happen. But it would be neat.

Otherwise, I don’t think it would be that important to have “complete” character continuity, because I don’t think Wilbur would take the same narrative role he did S1 - he wouldn’t be the emotional and dramatic focal point and de-facto main character, but instead serve more of a JSchlatt or Technoblade role (in S1). He’d be an important character, that doesnt have to have a super-complex narrative arc, because the larger narrative isn’t about his struggles.

Now - and I’m sorry if this is getting rambly, I just have a lot of thoughts about Wilbur - if he decides to resurrect as his nihilistic, “anarchist” self, then there’s still ways to freshen it up and make it feel like it’s not just a repeat of S1.

And the key is his character relationships - specifically to Dream, Technoblade and Tommy. Like, if you change stuff up here, already there are new dynamics emerging.

The two possibilities I saw were most discussed in relation to Wilbur’s return as a villain were:

A: He joins Dream and helps him break out.

B: He joins the Syndicate and becomes Anarchy Bros with Techno once more.

Now ... both of these possiblities I would consider unexciting to put it kindly. Because here the character dynamics are just very close to what already happened in S1. The only difference would be that Tommy (presumably) fully opposes him, something he never committed to in S1.

Far more exciting - for me - is the possibility that Wilbur and Techno would work against one another. Now, ideally, this would be connected to some introspection on Techno’s part - you know, make him think about how Wilbur’s violent nature was also encouraged by him in S1, maybe have him have some emotional conflict about that ... a man can dream.

In this possibility, Wilbur’s narrative function would be as a tool to facilitate some Techno character-development/exploration. Other exciting possibilities would be Philza’s reaction and if this would introduce some conflict into his relationship with Techno, which would yield some juicy, juicy angst.

Tl;dr: Depending on how he’s used, I think there’s still some exciting stuff that can be done with Wilbur. It won’t be in the same capacity as S1, but that’s to be expected and probably for the better.

[limelocked]

Tbh now that I think about, I feel like c!Dream reviving c!Wilbur and having him come to break him out of prison is less of a mastermind move and more of a desperate grab for freedom. I don't think there was any guarantee that Wilbur would have been willing to free Dream after being revived, since Dream has zero way of knowing what Wilbur was thinking in the afterlife. In fact, at the season 2 finale, Wilbur still didn't want to be revived, and Tommy's description of what Wilbur was like in the afterlife is extremely vague and also doesn't shed any light on whether he would have been willing to help Dream. So unless Dream could somehow accurately predict Wilbur's mindset and actions and how to manipulate that, which seems extremely far-fetched to me, I think Dream was taking a massive risk by reviving Wilbur and hoping that maybe, just maybe, Wilbur would in fact be happy to be alive again, or still willing to help him. And if Wilbur wasn't willing to help him, chances are that Sam would end up making his life in prison even worse with still no hope of escape.

All in all that's kinda the vibe I get from Dream in general right now? I don't think he's a conniving master manipulator even behind bars, I think he has a revenge fantasy but with very little ways to actually act on it, and is desperately grabbing for any sense of control or hope of escape when they make themselves known, because otherwise he has nothing. He sees the ghost of a man who miraculously came to visit him and who has the very slim chance of actually being willing to help him escape? He takes the chance.

oh yeah 100% this isnt a master manipulator thing, this is a “he will help me! wilbur will help me!“ thing, a desperate want to be free and get away from an abusive situation thing

a lot of c!dream supportive people have been saying this since dream first threatened to revive wilbur that this isnt a thought out plan and instead a grasp at what straws there are, he needs so badly some sense of control over his environment since he’s been stripped of so much and he so desperately wants to be free so when ghostbur is served to him on a silver platter he has to take it because if he doesnt?

imagine youve been in solitary confinement for 99 days, severely abused daily for 44, starved at certain intervals, someone just tried to murder you... id take a hostage, not even ashamed to admit it, id have taken a hostage and done exactly the same because if he doesnt then he might get killed and theres the bonus that if wilbur gets revived then MAYBE someone can get him out, someone outside can help, can get quackity to stop

and thats the crux isnt it?

this isnt a master plan to manipulate people

this is a desperate spazm of a plan all so it can stop

so the lonelyness can stop

so the pain can stop

so he doesnt ever have to see quackity again

so he can see the sky again

so he can get away

[sukifoof-art]

do you have any ideas on saeru and haruka being friends... because i would love to write a fic and my only problem is that i'm not an ideas man :'))) i can imagine they could meet when mary drags saeru into the daze?

AAAA thank u for this ask its very good and im sorry for answering it so late but!! firstly i think if everyone survived including saeru and kenjirou, kenjirou and haruka Who Is His New Son can take saeru out to Buy Clothes Like A Human. yes this is an excuse to draw him in my clothes again

manga/anime spoilery stuff under the cut

i think it would be really interesting that if after he gets dragged into the daze he met haruka there,,, although im not quite sure how that would work out cuz i think its implied he and takane meet again in?? the afterlife??? i think???? but maybe in another timeline or something like that haruka is still alive in the daze like how he was at the end of mca it would be really cool if he and saeru got to talk. like maybe saeru thought he was close to disappearing and haruka kinda. sees him break down and screaming about how he doesnt want to die and it would remind haruka of himself,, i would love for them to be friends and i think if anyone would be willing to be friends with him it would be haruka cuz haruka is Very Good and also understands that terrible fear of death,,,, maybe he could be trying to help saeru accept it because haruka seemed to be forced to come to terms with his own death and then theres that scene in the manga where he tries to console takane when he thinks shes talking about her inevitable death,,, thats actually what this post was about cuz its something i think about a lot,,,, i feel like it would be friendship based less on They Get Along So Theyre Friends but Haruka Takes Pity On Saeru Who Is Clearly Very Lonely And Distressed All The Time. maybe haruka can make him go to therapy cuz he definitely shouldnt have to deal with. Saerus Issues. i just feel like saeru could really use having someone as kind and understanding as haruka and haruka could use someone who understands his feelings on death as well,,,

ALSO i just remembered u wanted fic ideas and im not great at that but obviously i Really love the concept of them just talking so i hope that my incoherent rambling helped at least a little bit <3<3<3

[shoezuki]

Tommy's prison/revival arc isnt well written actually

Anyways ive been wanting to talk on it a while for a bit here but havent had the Time or like. The thought to. But im gonna go off now.

First off im gonna say im ASSUMING this stream and plot of tommy being in the prison with dream is written entirely by tommy and dream. Wilbur May be involved in the latest stream but im not sure.

Bringing tommy back to life after only three days of him being dead did practically nothing to progress plot, the characters, or audience's understanding. In fact i feel that it damaged Other characters' potential and plot and already established plotlines.

The 'development' aspect

A really, really easy way to see if anything has changed or developed through an arc or plotline is to straightup just compare the 'beginning' to the 'end' in terms of the barebones situation. So;

Beginning: tommy is trapped in an isolated prison cell with dream, his own abuser who has hurt him in the past, for an unknown amount of time. He's terrified of dream and being stuck there with him.

End: tommy is trapped in an isolated prison cell with dream after being killed then revived by him, his own abuser whos hurt him in the past, for an unknown amount of time. Hes terrified of dream and being stuck there with him.

Okay. This is simplified obvious. But the point stands. ALTHOUGH the troupe of 'going back to the beginning' is common in the heroes journey its. It doesnt work here. Has tommy learned anything? Has he changed as a character? Is the severity of their situation any different? Have we, as the audience, learned anything new?

Im going to expand on that last point because i think it has the strongest potential argument. Technically for progression in literature and development of plot/characters, things can Change without them being Aware as characters. It can change just by the audience's perception changing or being challenge.

Slight example: i've been reading a webcomic called Your Throne. Its a fantasy/political drama about a noble lady who entered a competition with another noble lady to become the empress. The main lady lost despite her being a better fit, and the comic starts with the main lady trying to assassinate the empress. Its assumed and stated by the main lady that she 'ruined her life' and so thats all the readers know. However, later in the novel we see flashbacks to the competition itself and find that the two ladies were extremely close friends, neither wanting anything bad for the other, but it was the emperor himself who manipulated both of them for his own agenda. Those flashbacks gave us an entirely different idea of who the real antagonist is and completely changed the two main ladies' relationship. THAT is how the audience's understanding of the plot and novel can be used to change the entire story. We dont get such here though

Some things that were brought to light during tommy being dead/revived:

Dream is capable of reviving people infinitely

This was already implicated and assumed. The book dream has being a means of reviving people has been around Technically since schlatt's death. This just 'confirmed' what was known

Time works differently/feels longer in the afterlife

This doesnt really impact much beyond emotions and implications. If we had more insight into what the 'afterlife' is like beyond nothingness perhaps so. But really it just makes it so wilbur being dead for what feels like 9 years and tommy having been dead for 2 months appeal to emotions.

Wilbur is evil

This one fuckin sucks i cant lie HSKSHSISSGEGDV. Like i was gon go on bout it and i will but it jus sucks. We have nothing to go on besides tommy's word, no examlles of what Horrible things wilbur said could make tommy assume this, etcetc. Ill most likely make a seperate post on how this feels like we're just going to get 'wilbur is a horrible villain' type with him. But still. I feel wilbur Not Being Good isnt a new development.

Dream is going to revive wilbur

This doesnt feel new either, part because phil had wanted to revive wilbur before (ill get to that more later) and that tommy had kept dream alive/initially imprisoned him with the idea of him reviving wilbur.

Dream believes wilbur will break him out of prison

Okau this makes no sense to me actually. I cwnt understand How exactly wilbur would be able to do this? Or why dream believes he even Could? Mans been dead for like 9 years and all we Know of the afterlife is that its black... nothingness. How would 9 years of that make wilbur capable of busting the prison open?

So. Yeah. All in all this plotline hasnt done anything new, developed things, or altered people's perceptions. We just ended up back at square one. Back to tommy being traumatized, dream being 'evil' and horrible and doing villain monologues, and them being stuck together.

Other characters and plotlines

Im pretty damn sure tommy's revival fucked up a LOT of other characters' plotlines and potential development. Honestly i feel this has a lot to do with the writers not communicating with other ccs well enough. But Ill talk about specific characters from least to most fucked over in my opinion:

Sam

He's the best off. He hqd been there during tommy's death, had been close to tommy, had majorly blamed himself and his own mistakes for tommy's death. His grief and self hatred was actually really heartbreaking and well done. The attached character of Sam Nook being unaware of tommy's death and simply waiting for tommy to return was a really good parallel to sam's own grief and anger. like it really snapped sam the guy who cares for tommy and wants to do Right by him back together with him as the Warden of the prison. Mixed personal life with 'just business'.

I feel it wouldve been nice to have him like. Have more time to grieve properly and come to terms eith tommy's death and his own involvement/influence over the events. Him finding tommy alive again Could be a means of him like. Facing his own grief head on if done well.

Ranboo

Mostly in the context of him and sam's argument do i feel it got screwed over. The weight of them yelling at each other and trying to find who to blame and the implications that Maybe ranboo was the one who caused the security breach that closed down the prison on tommy just.... doesnt hit so hard anymore. Because how can there be blame and arguments and a 'who done it' mystery when tommy popped up all fine again?

Puffy

I dony know much of her involvement or how she found out tommy died (besides metagaming shhhhh) but i saw her monologuing of how they 'failed' tommy and like. Her whole 'he was so young we the Adults failed him' spiel is like........... inconsequential? Now??? Like no dont worry he died but hes alright now.

Philza

BET YOU DIDNY EXPECT TO SEE THIS FUCKER!!!!!! But actually though i want to talk bout how this ties into phil. A LOT. for Zalbr ❤. But also because i see ppl tying phil to tommy's death n like nah shutup u doin it wrong. Ill go off more in a Wilbur Post. But essentially: i dont like that dream is now going to revive wilbur. I feel they arent going to tie philza into this Despite phil having originally been trying to revive his son and studying on it and Attempting and Failing. But now suddenly dream can just. Say some magic words and Poof wilbur lives? So we're just going to Kill philza's revival attempts plotline and leave that hanging? This made his efforts seem pointless and Wack like oh why didnt you just Say The Magic Words phil????

Niki

I feel really bad for niki. She hasnt been able to do a lore stream during tommy's 'death' (she tweeted she wanted to but her computer wasnt working) and considering her entire character.... that shit is important. We seen it with Jack Manifold how tommy's death impacted Him considering he literally wanted tommy dead. And since niki is in a similar boat to jack of trying to kill tommy and it being her Only goal...... thats extremely important.

BUT. i feel there wasnt any communication. Did she or anyone even know tommy would be revived? Did no one consider they could At Least let her do a single stream on it? Like jack manifold????

We couldve gotten a Really good niki lore stream. I genuinely was so excited for it and i dont regularly watch her. But we seen it with jack manifold which is why i dont feel he got screwed because mans genuinely did So Good he could pop off with anything n i think it works in His favour. But now........ for niki. Canonically she never even knew tommy was Dead. So its like nothing even happened for her. Is she just supposed to continue on trying to kill tommy with no progression?

What i think would work

This is more me being like 'hey @ the dsmp writers let me in' type speculation sbosegussgs. But i was thinkin on a Really easy way to 'fix' this without rewriting lore and the streams.

Dream should kill tommy again now that he's been revived and Leave Him Dead.

More development for the characters who are affected by his death Especially niki. More time for grief and self reflection and development

A chance for the audience to figure out what the 'afterlife' really is.

Dream is supposed to be smart and a master manipulator or something right? Why doesnt he use being able to revive tommy as a bargaining chip with sam for his own freedom?

The audience would now Know dream's intentions with tommy better, that this death isnt 'final', but we could still see other characters' grief and reactions and coping without it feeling cheap. Ive seen some 'but people dont know tommy is alive so hes still dead in their mind' but that sucks imo.

We'd know more on dream's ability to revive people and that he can just Do It on a whim (which i think sucks but hey im trying) but no one else would know this canonically

Okay. Im done. If you read this. Thankyou. I love you. Hmu.

[tacobell-cheesecake]

Heeeeyyy! I have another request. (SPOILERS) yk how stephen walker died? I was wondering if you could do the same with Platonic BAU x reader. The reader doesnt necessarily have to die... But it’s up to you.

Flowers for a Friend

BAU x Reader

A/N: I felt like I needed to write some FULL ANGST. (Hope that’s okay :))

Word Count: 916

TRIGGER WARNINGS: death, funeral, mentions of shooting and a gun, mentions of murder

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Leather Flower: Clematis; Intellectual

Reid looked at his former coworker and friend, holding onto a delicate purple flower, wondering ‘What did I do wrong?’. 

There lay Y/N, who had been working with the team for the past three years. Their Y/E/C irises were hidden by their eyelids, and arms crossed over their chest. 

Five months prior the team heard of a case involving a suspect signing letters off as the “Catcher”, a ex-cop who’s motive was killing the weakest member of different police districts he traveled through. The team finally figured out why he did what he did too late. He took Y/N from them and proceeded to explain how he was replaced by an old partner who he deemed to be “unworthy” of sharing his title.  

Reid held a leather flower, known as Clematis one last time, before setting it on top of the wooden lid now protecting his old friend from anymore harm. Maybe the intellectual energy of the flower would continue with them into the afterlife, reminding Y/N of their friendship.

Daffodil; Happiness

Garcia noticed a few of her tears dripping from her chin down to the yellow petals of the daffodil she held close to her heart.

Y/N was one of the kindest souls the blonde had ever met. When she received the call from Morgan, sans her nickname “babygirl”, she knew something went wrong. She cried for hours after hearing the younger agent had been shot, and screamed knowing the bastard that killed them was still alive. 

As the daffodil was set down, Garcia wiped her tears, pushing away those memories. Y/N wouldn’t want her too, anyways. Instead, she remembered going to get coffee every Tuesday morning, and Y/N’s superstition surrounding stepping on sidewalk cracks. 

Chrysanthemum; Fun

Morgan was standing by Garcia during the service, and after the blonde paid her respects Morgan stood alone, just him and the memories of Y/N. Both him and Garcia were probably the closest friends out of the team to Y/N, and decided to match the color of their flowers.

Morgan was there when it happened. All he remembers is the sound, a scream, and then cradling the body of his friend while Reid and Prentiss went after the gunman. He witnessed Y/N’s final breaths, but also their final words; “Do you think there’s nightclubs in Heaven?”

Y/N always had a sense of humor, and was able to bring up the team’s spirits within a matter of seconds. ‘Of course they had to go with one last chuckle.’ Morgan reminisced. With a shake of his head, and a small smile forming at the thought of a “Heavenly Nightclub”, he set down the fun filled flower. 

Freesia; Trust

Prentiss was always the more reserved one on the team; never saying more than necessary, and only opening up when it was appropriate (or when she was drunk). Y/N felt safe, and Prentiss felt comfortable telling the Y/H/C agent of her deepest, darkest, and most embarrassing secrets. 

As soon as Y/N started to fall, Prentiss ran. To Prentiss, it wasn’t just a murder, but a robbery. Y/N was stolen from her and was even more precious than a great-grandmother’s jewelry box. The agent loved the rest of the BAU, but immediately after finding a teary-eyed Morgan holding a lifeless Y/N, felt so, so empty. 

All of Prentiss’ secrets, thoughts, and emotions were seeping through her fingers into the purple flower as she set it down, feeling at peace that wherever Y/N was, they would get the message. 

Bee Balm; Care

The bee balm was unique, ‘just like Y/N’, JJ thought. Over the years JJ and Y/N got along quite well; Y/N’s more eccentric personality blended well with JJ’s professionalism. 

What hurt more than hearing about the death of her friend, was having to tell Henry he wouldn’t be getting a phone call-bedtime story from (Aunt/Uncle) Y/N. That whole day was a blur, until she had to see her son crying, and asking for an explanation. “They’ll come back right”, her son timidly asked through sobs. This was the breaking point for JJ.

JJ took back the flower from Henry to set it down to rest. Y/N used to talk about their grandmother growing the flower in her garden when they would stay during the summer months. Maybe Y/N would show the flower to their grandmother soon. 

Amaryllis, Pride

Hotch knew he wasn’t great at showing emotions, and the candy-cane colored flower sure did look like an interesting picture. A florist told him they meant “pride” and that’s what he felt when he thought of Y/N.

It was sickening that someone could see them as the weakest one of the group. Y/N, in Hotch’s opinion, was the strongest one to lean on. Y/N always offered to help their fellow agents, even when they them-self were swamped with work, just because someone promised their mom they would call during dinner. Y/N was always humble, never taking full credit. They were great at helping the victims and victims' families, always trying to form connections with those they met. Hotch was proud of all of his agents, but Y/N was a different case, and now they were gone. 

Trying not to tear up in front of the rest of the team Hotch took a deep breath and closed his eyes, counting backwards from five. Slowly, he set down the final flower while muttering a final goodbye. 

[mostlikelyshutup]

thoughts while watching the first harry potter:

listen i started this list a little late im ngl but notable thoughts so far are me thinking of dumbledore as a gay idiot and still loving hagrid

do you think hes speaking in parseltongue in the zoo when hes speaking to the snake

forgot boats existed

these idiots do scream a lot dont they

i forgot how light hearted this universe really is in the first couple movies

yer a wizard harry, okay hagrid maybe slide him into it a little better

we get it tuney you have fucking trauma, doesnt mean you should abuse a child

hasnt everyone had their name down since they were born, hagrid? theres a list

i like that his umbrella is pink

are you paying for those damages hargid? stop taking the door off the hinges

though, if the dursleys are, keep breaking shit

speaking about dragons on the the fucking tube, its a miracle harry didnt get in trouble with the ministry sooner

what is hagrid's usual? does anyone know???

fucking Quirrell, cant wait for your epic love story with the dark lord

maybe we should tell the 12 year old how the fuck everyone knows his name, just maybe

they do a great job of getting the wonder down pat

how much money and licensing do you think it took for them to get all these owls on set

ahh yes, antisemitism the bank

how many vaults are in gringotts?? also if harry's vault is the potters vault, a literal like sacred 28 family, one of the original families, and its number 600 something, how many were there before the potters?? did the potters get a vault recently? or is this james and lily's vault?? how rich were james and lily if so??

look at ollivander, crazy tinker uncle, love him

this might be the socialist in me but why do people have to pay for wands if everyone needs one??

why is the dark lords twin wand just sitting around on the shelf, ollie me boy??

do you think thats Harry's true wand or do you think thats because of the horcux thing?? do you harry had to get another wand after he died?? did he? i dont remember the last movie

is ollie me boys actor wearing contacts or are his eyes just like that??

thats a very weird way of showing Halloween 81, very misleading

hagrid said ill predict voldys rise in the first movie so we can have some plot development

hagrid is late to everything isnt he? i can feel it in my bones

i swear ive seen these movies, and ive even read the first book, i just dont remember shit

youd think theyd have someone in the know stationed close to the entrance for the platform, for any muggleborns

ginnys actress really had no fucking lines in this movie did she, just had to stand there

oh wait she said good luck

amazing work ginny

ooh a warm filter

can muggles see the express? like just running from london to scotland

wicked!

you didnt have to show the woman the sad sandwich ron

i think the trolly replenishes magically, i think thats how thats how that works, i want to believe that

god i cant tell if i would love or hate hermione, shes pretentious but so was i at that age

god dont fucking point your wand right in someones face mione

how does mione know who harry is?? why does she care?

look at the tiny first years, might just go and pinch theyre cheeks

MINNIEEEE i love you minnie

looking stunning minnie, the green brings out the sternness in your brow

you go minnie, give your speech, thats my head of house

shut up draco, youre not bond

you pretentious fuckwit, your hair is brassy anyways

if this is a class of kids born in the middle of a war, how big are the usual class sizes wtf

THE FUCKING CLAP

fucking propaganda ron, you slytherin hater

what order are these names going in, did they just randomized the list

oooh we get quiet for the boy who lived, jesus let him keep living

the fact that for the rest of these people its just silent is so fucking funny to me, Harry's just fucking whispering to himself

get their attention minnie

me dads a muggle, mums a witch, bit of a shock for him when he found out

NICK, love to see you buddy

i have no emotional attachment to peeves but i feel i should mention him here

the stairs still piss me off, why the fuck would you make moving stair cases

who sets out gloves for the next day? am i the weird one who doesnt??

Minnie, you are the love of my life

shut up snape you dramatic bloodpurist incel

i know theyre setting him up to be mistaken as the villain but jesus christ hes still an asshole

your robes Neville, you forgot your robes

its weird how they have to learn all these latin charms yet only have to say up to get their brooms to work

why wont you go after him, hes obviously not exactly in control, Hooch

does Hooch only teach first years? she is quite literally the equivalent of a history teacher who coaches football

what the fuck is Quirells classroom

they dont make the house teams because no first years can try out, Ron

MINNIE PLAYED QUIDDITCH?!?!? WHY DIDN'T I KNOW THIS

why didnt you speak up earlier Mione wtf

bc the fire wont give you away, harry, better hide

FLUFFY, WHOS A GOOD BOY

they have much worse things locked up in the school, Ron

Oliver wood is a bloody liar because i still dont fuckign understand quidditch, also theres like 500 rules, wtf

thats a shitty explanation of how the game works, Oliver

BLOW IT UP SEAMUS

SHES TWO FEET BEHIND YOU RON YOU IDIOT

carrot cake? on halloween?

dont shrug as if you didnt literally bully her ron

thought youd oughta know, bit of an understatement Quirell

no duh the trolls left the dungeon ron

lying: the best start to any friendship

we're at a net zero points for gryffindor for the year at the moment

the amount of interaction these kids have with professors is so weird to me, is this what small class size do to kids?? its weird

not comforting Oliver

Okay i understand Oliver simps now, I get it okay

are there no backups or subs for quidditch? feels like there should be, like of all the games

set him on fire mione, i know hes not the villain of the movie but god he sucks

fancy flying from harry fucking potter

okay but also i feel like there are some things we should not trust hagrid with, like hes not that great at keeping secrets

why is harry excited about christmas if he thinks hes not getting presents? i knw there are other aspects but like thats the only reasont o get up early

i always remember this scene at night for some reason??

not just an invisibility cloak, THE invisibility cloak ron

btw who gives it to harry? is it remus? is it dumbledore? is it like an inheritance thing? whats up with that?

there are jumpscares in harry potter

he very much can hide, filch

stop being a narc mrs norris

does harry even know what his parents look like at this point? how does he know who the fuck is in the mirror of erised?? he doesnt have that stupid scrapbook yet does he

oh they nod, sure lets clear up that plot hole

they shouldve put sirius and remus in the mirror in that scene, shown his whole family, wouldve been a nice setup

how does rupert grint already look so tired as a twelve year old

big speech to give to a twelve year old Dumbledore, when you wont even tell him what you see

Emma really does just slam that book on Daniels hand, thats mustve fucking sucked

the fact that ive watched two movies that had Nicholas Flamel in two very different roles this year is very strange to me

well thats probably on account of it being a fucking dragon egg hagrid, now isnt it?

was hagrid a hufflepuff? i think he was, maybe a ravenclaw

yes four, you blonde idiot

that shot is really nice, it sets them apart

what happened to filch to make him such a miserable man?

ooh mention of werewolves, awooo werewolves of london

yeah just dip your whole hand in hagrid, dont be scared of the strange liquid, take a nice little bath

i loev that dog, i want that dog, i want to hug that dog

god just the look of that forest is so bloody cool

wait so is that quirell walking fucking backwards?

maybe ask who the fuck youre talking to before asking other questions??? wtf harry

why are yout talking to the centaur like hes your old friend harry, youve literally never met him before

snape doesnt want the stone at all Harry

god hagrid you sweet stupid man

snape is completely valid for that, if a twelve year old ever looked at me like that i would punch them

Do you think people ever loose invisibility cloaks? like theyre invisible do you think they ever just never get found again

i hate the look of the dog spit, that is so gross

they really left everything in except for the fucking potions didnt they, damn

harry potter walked so queens gambit could run

hermione, posted up

rons stupid in the later movies because he got a concussion as a twelve year old

god harry really posted up to beat up snape in fucking khakis

"I knew you were a danger to me!" Hes twelve, Quirell

let me wait for this weird dude to unravel his head scarf instead of running away

the magic in this movie is real fucking conditional isnt it

just some casual necromancy for the stone? you sure about that voldy, you two faced bitch?

let me choke out this twelve year old real quick

oh yeah why is he able to just avengers endgame Quirell? is there an answer to that? like was that ever found out

do you think voldy passing by him while he hold the stone actually killed him but since he holds the stone hes functionally unkillable and then some magic gets put into him and thats why he can return to life later when he actually goes to the whole afterlife place?

ohhh we're vouching on the blood magic for the endgaming of Quirell

do you think dumbledore came across the vomit flavored bean before or after his sister died?

Mione's got a headband! Looking snazzy!

how did Hufflepuff only get 352 points? Gryffindor literally lost 150 points this year and they only beat them by 50, wtf, is it because they kept getting caught with weed

I wont even speak on the fucking outrage that is this point awarding, its already been spoken on. However, Neville shouldve gotten more points

What if someone just stood up and started challenging Dumbledores math, that would be so funny

some of these extras are really attractive

but james potter is somehow so fucking ugly why did they do that to my mans

hagrid deserves the last shot of this film, i love him, he deserves everything, that stupid sweet man

[swimsauce]

Chapter 89 spoilers

Oh boy here we go lads.

So we got some info on the ice floats that just kinda, dropped into our laps. I'm still kinda confused if they're supposed to be Adamants brethren machines or trapped human souls (or both? combo?). So there might be more than just the three races we are familiar with.

Aechemea's backstory is an interesting development, him (possibly) not being a human soul but a god of the afterlife adds a new layer of depth to his motives. Maybe he doesnt see what he's doing to the gems as fundamentally wrong , as long as he can get the Lunarians to pass on no matter what.

If he is a god of sorts, maybe that's why Adamant doesn't listen to him? Idk mans still shady af. (And why is he still so weird around cairn?Also why did Adamant break around the time the gems were born? Is it the attachment? Hmm)