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the song of the summer is ride by twenty one pilots

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what drugs are they putting in spiderman nowadays

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and yet none of your characters are fat? coward

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not to be sappy on main but i do literally just want a cozy comfy romance with forehead kisses and inside jokes and casual intimacy but no actual sex is that too much to ask for

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i went to girl kisser island and they, well *blushes, gestures vaquely* you know...

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he's a final girl to me

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throwback to when i watched rent for the first time and they said "everything is rent" and i was like surely not everything is rent and now im an adult and i get it, everything really is rent

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himbo this, bimbo that. in my day there was mambo, and there were five of them.

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Daily fucking reminder that Luigi Mangione is innocent, completely and fully. He has been convicted of no crime. He has had no fair trial. He is a SUSPECT. Luigi Mangione is entirely innocent and everyone needs to stop parroting this insidious propaganda that he “committed” the crime he is only SUSPECTED of. He is not a murderer. He is not a criminal. He is an innocent man.

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asexual sex workers are braver than any US marine

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realizing that sticking to the "do it bad" "do it scared" mentality implies theres also a "do it bored"

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May we all one day live in dogshit fuck all happening boring ass nothing to talk about but the weather times

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we must teach the children to pirate music

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it's independent bookstore day! and incidentally amazon has put on a book sale on the same day, because they're undercutting scum! don't give them any of your money!

support you local bookstore in person, or find one on bookshop.org and buy through them! maybe even consider getting my book through bookshop. it's good!

(sorry wick for making you the strawman)

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what the hell even is a webp image. i dont care fuck why cant you play nice and just be a png. asshole image

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[coughing up blood] please, I require... media that will make me feel as bad as is physically possible...