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So.
Yeah.
#animal crossing#kicks animal crossing#amiibo#toy collecting#my sister called it the pookie bear chamber#for the record this was not the initial plan i was going to put in blind box figures like Intended#but then none of them fit aside from like. the cat cubes#but i like the cat cubes on my desk so i can shake them.#so i was looking around and i was like. hrmmm.. what 2 do#and man. he just barely fits#thats why theres all that junk at the bottom thats as far down as the base will go lmao
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what i would give for a ghost based cod campaign. can you imagine if they pulled from the comics and had roba come back and want to get revenge against ghost for destroying his empire? the 141 slowly learning about simon riley and banding together to kill his ghost?
ghost being so certain he killed roba to set up an unreliable narrator; taking this unfathomable soldier, the nightmare of the 141, and realising he bleeds humanity. playing as ghost through flashbacks of mexico and his torture under roba but in the current time, little details break down; little inconsistencies of enemy numbers or base layout or what people look like, things that you can't be sure if you the player just missed something or if it’s really ghost seeing things that aren’t there
ghost starting to question how much of his memory is real, both what he went through with roba and what he’s currently experiencing; if it's his trauma bleeding through or if he's breaking for the last time. he doesn’t know if he can trust himself ("just make sure you can trust yourself. start there") and he has to reckon with completely trusting the 141 when he realises he can't
i need a sequence of him just losing his shit; hearing roba's voice in his head, his taunting “english” telling him he never left his compound, seeing the dead prostitute and his father laughing, always laughing, the tear of the meathook between his ribs and sting of the scorpions in his flesh, the coffin and the rotting stench of the dark and all of it culminating in ghost almost accidentally shooting soap when he tries to talk him down
whether it ends up being someone pretending to be roba or they just change it to roba still being alive, either way i need a ghost based campaign with personal stakes and character depth
#i know the campaigns are just to sell the multiplayer#the campaigns are always these big world ending stories that are ridiculous in their scope and convolution#but imagine a smaller intimate narrative#its just the 141 and roba; just the uk and mexico#no big world ending threat#just one man’s past coming back to haunt him after he stripped himself of his own humanity#ghost let simon riley die#and now roba wants to violate his corpse#with how liht the mw games are on character growth and even just characters themselves it could really benefit from a campaign like this#we know nothing about the 141; nothing about their pasts barely anything about their personalities#this would let them explore how they act when one of their own is struggling; when something personal threatens them#and it woukd fit the grounded tone they went for in mw19#coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt#we’re a team. ghost team#cod mw2#simon ghost riley#soap cod#john soap mactavish#ghost cod#soapghost#ghostsoap#ghoap#task force 141#john price#captain john price#kyle gaz garrick#gaz cod#manuel roba#ghost comics#cod modern warfare
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For a moment, imagine yourself in Mithrun's brother shoes.
Your brother - stronger, prettier, more charismatic, but also distrustful and disdainful of everyone especially you - is to be sent to the Canaries. It is the rule, it is the duty of all noble houses. But you know what goes on there, Mithrun knows what happens there. Yet you see him off, bidding a temporary farewell as you do, because someone from the House has to go and it won't be definitely you. Mithrun knows this, you know this. And you wonder, very briefly, if Mithrun hates you now more than he does already.
Your brother - powerful, agile, a good soldier just as he is as an heir, if he could only be an heir - suddenly disappears. The unit he belonged to suddenly disappeared. And you're speechless because - how? why? No one wants to answer you; they will instead try to bring back a body, they promise to you. But that is not what you want. You grieve for your brother. but your own family doesn't grieve with you. Wasn't Mithrun family too?
Then you found out: MIthrun is alive.
Your brother - now weak, despondent, his eyes always looking for something that is not here nor there - is to be sent home where people can take care of him. It is not your first choice, you want him home. But he is - sick. Not quite there. He needs someone who can look after him and you look at yourself - your gait, your constitution - and you know it can't be you. So, you follow the advice of your family and pour out all your resources to find him the best of healers and caretakers. You ask yourself, almost daily, if Mithrun would ever return to who he once was.
Your brother - strong, pretty, uninterested of anything and anyone else aside from what he calls 'the demon' - is now better. He can walk on his own now, eats without throwing up on himself. The color on his skin is back and the scars of his injuries have faded into thick bumps and discolored skin. But he still isn't quite there; still needs help and probably will for the rest of his life. And you can live with that. You can provide that. Just as long as he comes home.
But doesn't. Your brother - now a husk of his former self, and you hate thinking of him that way, but you can't help yourself, the Mithrun you knew is gone - runs straight back to the Canaries. His mission is not over, he says. He doesn't care how long it takes, he says. And you see him off, again, because someone from the House has to go and it still can't be you. Mithrun knows this, you know this, and you can't help but wish, very briefly, if things would've been different if you went instead of him.
#mithrun dungeon meshi#mithrun#mithrun of the house of kerensil#mithrun's brother#dungeon meshi#this is so self-indulgent#because we don't know who or what kind of person mithrun's brother was#but he definitely cared for mithrun (more than their own parents probably)#and i can imagine the anguish of having the responsibility of serving the canaries#be placed on your brother instead of you because of your physical condition#then to make things worse#your brother comes home barely alive and not the person he was and when u ask#no one wants to answer you#then there's the anguish of helping him getter better; wondering if he'll get better#he does#in a way#and the first thing mithrun asks of his brother is 'i want to go back to the canaries'#there is no way mithrun's brother heard that and said 'ok' while smiling#that man would've gone into a hysterical fit just trying to tell mithrun that he was lucky enough to have survived#but he has to let mihrun go#mithrun's brother is probably weeping with joy learning that the canaries have disbanded#only to learn that his brother is staying in a tallman kingdom to slay monsters#he's still very conflicted about that#id say
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mommy let you use her ipad, you were barely two
and it did all the things we designed it to do
now look at you, look at you!
(objectober 2024 day 10: internet)
#dandy's doodles#inanimate insanity#ii#ii steve cobs#ii mephone#ii spoilers#ii 16 spoilers#objectober#objectober 2024#okay i'll be honest. the final drawing barely fits the prompt#however! it was inspired by it#'internet' immediately made me think of 'welcome to the internet' by bo burnham#and my mind instantly jumped to 'and it did all the things we designed it to do'#and y'know... steve cobs designed mephone to be able to create things#and so in a way mephone is fulfilling his purpose by creating the contestants#he's fulfilling his purpose by doing what his dad did#and then that made me think of the garden of eden story#where god creates both adam and the tree of knowledge#he tells adam not to eat its fruit and yet adam inevitably does; thus adam gains free will#and one has to wonder if that was god's intention all along - for humans to have free will#whereby adam - through the apparent defiance of god - is able to become exactly what he was created for#and y'know... mephone making his show as a rebellion against cobs...#only for that very show to be a creation borne of his intended purpose#so yeah. my mind jumped from bo burnham to the biblical creation of man#anyway!! very very happy with how this turned out#my favorite part is the charger snakes. i'm so glad i came up with that idea#also cobs' arm! that turned out really well! i referenced my own hand for his!!#in any event... it turns out i really really like biblical imagery and symbolism huh#also yes i did stay up all night like a maniac drawing this. the idea came to me and i just had to see it through :D i'm glad i did
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Incorrect, the fact that Biden has dropped out and a candidate with history of supporting medicare for all and being more receptive to a ceasefire in the I/P conflict has made me go from "I cannot morally support the Democratic nominee" to "I am voting for the Democratic nominee despite the fact she isn't perfect in every respect." I'm really happy this played out. The Dems for the most part abandoned the old Obama platform and it feels like its possible an actual progressive agenda could come to pass in my lifetime.
Kamala 2024!
If you weren't going to vote Democratic in this election before Biden dropped out you're a dorkass loser who does not care about any of the issues you're yammering about here and also a fundamentally bad person, and I hope you get run over by a bus.
But you got one thing right in all of this gibberish, Kamala 2024.
#personal#answered#anonymous#i mean let's be clear here no president is gonna attempt to be progressive ever again within my lifetime#because joe biden tried to do like 25% of that and got ZERO fucking credit#he did so much on healthcare on reform on loans on so many social issues and for all his litany of failings on i/p#he has been distinctly harsher on netanyahu than a good chunk of dems and certainly the entire republican party#for the first time since i was four we are not involved in any wars as americans and that is thanks to joe biden#but the thing is that he gets no credit for any of it!#him pulling out of afghanistan caused his approvals to tank in a way that never recovered#and leftists gave him FUCK ALL for it#they gave him nothing they just continued whining that even tho he cancelled a bajillion in student loans#he didn't actually cancel a QUADRILLION dollars so both parties are the same and voting is the most arduous task known to man#no democrat who is running is going to forget that catering to leftist/progressive policies gets them zero leeway with those supporters#that it not only tanks numbers but you still get constant haranguing about it anyway#so they're not gonna do it#we are gonna get fuckall for at least a good fifty years#and anything we get will be utterly in SPITE of people like you anon it will happen in spite of everything you've done#mostly because of people like me and mine who understand that voting is the bare minimum#and that for the democratic process to work the way you want it to you need to participate and not pitch a fucking fit#like a four year old who was told they can't go to disney this weekend#like i know you ratfuckers are happy this played out because this is all a game to you and you don't actually care#but that's why i've got zero faith in you people and why i'm glad it's my kind of folks#actual die hard democrats who have always been hardliners for supporting democrats in every possible election#who are picking up the slack and donating to harris and supporting her agenda#which is the exact same as biden's because she's his vice president and they share they same platform#because that's what they were both running on! twice!#anyway fuck you please feel free to find a necktie and test how tall your doorframe is
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#did anyone else have an outsider phase in middle school. or was that just me#anyways hunk and pidge figured out how to watch earth movies#or specifically the outsiders. whichever is funnier#i just think that imagining keith as a greaser is so fucking funny#like sure. the clothes would fit his character#but the slicked back greased up hair with keiths mullet????? comedy gold#voltron#also if you couldnt tell i just rewatched the outsiders#that movie is so so so funny to me#there are some Transitions that are so bad theyre good#and the fact that the plot makes no sense unless youve read the book? why did they do that#also they say 'man' over 50 times in that movie#with dally saying over half even though hes barely there#(fun fact from middle school me)#voltart
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haven’t posted drawings in a while (well. A while to me.) so even tho I should probably work on my multiple school projects. I’m. I’m just a girl. ❤️
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#I was supposed to draw mista bc. He’s literally Pinterest bimbocore to me (when he not skipping showers). But. Lazy. 💔#So have gyaru (?) Nara#I guess. Question mark. I just like the makeup.#To me this fit is atrocious. But do you think I can draw anything other than baggy shirts and pants that good 💔💔💔💔💔#He lowkey got that blue and pink sylveon color palette tho hold on….. sylveon my pookie……#I really want to turn all my faves into gyarus but. I cannot draw gyaru looking clothes to save my life.#I’m probably disrespecting the entire gyaru culture. Forgive me my beloved.#Once again. I’m just a girl ❤️#Very lazy drawing man. I like everything but the drawing of Nara itself.#Why am I d1 hating on myself I should be saying I cooked fr fr#I COOKED 💥💥💥‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤸🤸🤸💯💯💯💯💯🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️#(The worms inside my head core)#Jjba#jojos bizarre adventure#jojo no kimyou na bouken#narancia ghirga#< my silly kitty witty……#bimbocore#gyaru???#< question mark. Please. I know this isn’t allat gyaru. And ik the makeup is barely visible. PLEAS#Digital art#ibispaintx
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I love my dumb OCs so much ...
I think I have rambled about them before so to spare you! A tl;dr version that you can also skip:
Shilva can turn into a dragon. Vikrahm goes on an adventure and meets Pops. Pops is a famous dragonslayer who refuses to tell anyone his name and never collects reward money unless needed at that time. Shilva and Pops get married. They both do not tell Vik his name though so he resorts to a threat and is shocked when it actually works. "I didn't expect to get this far idk what to do now" kinda vibes.
#my characters#tbh the first one was actually drawn during the art stream last night but I didnt post it#i figured i could post it with the big pic and then hate coloring so much i opted for just doodles today#also the siblings just both have purple tongues and fangs and are not vampiric or anything#they just got fangs because i like em aesthetically#vik is such a funny gremlin to me cause he just does not inform anyone he travels with that he is fireproof#and his bff mage buddy specializes in fire magic#and vik is like hey hey can you teach me some fire magic please i think itd be super cool#and he sucks at magic RIP#he barely makes a flicker but it does come in handy once#also when vik says hes gonna play fetch since he can shoot farther its because as kids#he learned how to shoot a bow in order to play long distance fetch with a dragon (his sister)#cause she basically got the zoomies and flying helped soooo long distance fetch#shilva is a bundle of sunshine and i love her#me patting pops on the head - this old man can fit so much trauma in his life#he can take a threat of being called big brother and say that is the straw on the camels back#hes suffered enough dont make him suffer that
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first night at new apartment and everything feels wrongggg
#i feel like a kid#furnace is too loud my bed is too hard the shower sucks its too tiny and me and bf barely fit in together#bed on the other side of the wall than usual#shit like thaat pisses me off im a man of routine and i hate change#i need to settle in ig ! make this place my own#moved in just today so boxes are laying everywhere#this doesn't rlly add to the comfy vibe lol#but bf is with me in bed hes sleeping but im glad im not alone#txt#haven't felt this small in a whilleee
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okay so leslie is canonically from philly. right? but if leslie, The Character, was From PHILLY, his character would have been like ten times better
#charmed#like if he was like quasi 90s trash almost sleazeball go birds kind of guy#it would kind of make phoebe’s reaction make sooooo much more sense#like if leslie wore tshirts i wouldn’t really trust his advice to women#This Would Also Make his constant insistence that phoebe likes him which is just Such a dumb plot#because it’s so obvious? obviously she likes him and he’s making it super obvious he likes her too#and they’re both young hot single professionals who are barely coworkers because theyll never actually share a workspace#like it makes No Sense for it to me a drawn out will they wont they#but if it was more of a punchline ‘come on admit it you like me’ would be like a joke!#bc we Know Phoebe at this point her last two major relationships#Especially In The Eyes Of The Public#were with a billionaire and a hot shot lawyet who literally put her jn a penthouse#no way she’s gonna date a guy From Philly#and it also makes it more of a conflict and quite frankly more believable that phoebe would have this conflict#bc whoa. look at this guy. who gives weirdly good advice. and is weirdly insightful.#and has me consciously wearing red and gold fits every sunday as a subtle Fuck You to hos eagles bullshit#is this man. reallly. like. someone i am falling in love with#Do You Hear Me People!!!!!!!!!#phoebe x leslie#leslie st claire
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Say cheese!
MY FIRST IMAGE OF THEM ALL TOGETHER!!!! Very proud of this one, even if I didn't really do a background causwcause this is 5 PEOPLE IN ONE DRAWING!!! Actually a milestone for me :>>>
#rambles time! shwuudjwjsi#Benrys sweater is Gordons old collage one#Benry changed xer appearance based on Gordon (gay ass-)#Idk whats happening with Coomers arms!!#I saw pistachios design recently and kinda wish i did something like that but i think the rubberhose arms make more sense in this style#Gordon is wearing a dress!#Most of their songs on my hlvrai playlist are women so i imagine hes very comfortable with his femminity and loves to look pretty#Tommy is wearing minion colors that WAS intentional#i like to think its got turtlenecks in every color for any outfit it wants to wear :)#idk man i had to keep tourist dad coomer it just fits lool#i barely half assed bubbys outfit i promise i sketch him with so much more drip than here LOL#hlvrai#hlvrai gordon#hlvrai dr coomer#hlvrai bubby#hlvrai benry#hlvrai tommy#tommy coolatta#dr coomer#dr bubby#gordos feetman
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I’m suing him for irreparable mental damage, from which I will never recover
#are y’all seeing this???#INSTITUTIONALIZE ME#he’s so fine it should be illegal#look at his arms i am frothing at the mouth rolling on the floor screeching#i need. to run my fingers over every last inch of him#and then my mouth!!#and then start over again#the way hahajdkfjsagsgdhdh#THE WAY THIS TUNIC FITS HIM I SWEAR#look at the definition of his chest#look at the way it leaves his side bare#I AM SO INSANE FOR HIM I WILL NEVER RECOVER#i need some of this in my life#blindingly attractive musclebound man casually leaning against my table just begging me to undress him and do whatever he needs#i’m going to freAKING LOSE MY MIND#i would like to request to be pressed between him and the table please#need him all over me every second of the day#this is the good stuff the stuff that makes me craaaaaaazy#MAXIMUS I SWEAR#if you don’t make me your wife soon i’m coming after you myself and we’ll have some serious making up to do#actually let’s just go ahead and plan for that#gladiator#maximus#maximus decimus meridius#gladiator 2000#russell crowe#low quality screencaps of a high quality man
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finally figured out the dynamic with my cats:
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#I've always called jj and anka brothers#like 'where is your brother?'#but blue doesn't fit with that bc he's So Much Older than both of them#like. legit 10 years older.#but i think 'weird uncle you barely know or have never met who suddenly comes to live with you and is just the strangest#and get most chill guy you've ever met who is so wildly unbothered by everything and eats all the food' is a good description#so that's the dynamic. to me.#also fits bc jj had met blue when he was younger and as such want really bothered when he first moved in#but anka had never met him and was incredibly bothered#so ya know 'little sibling who is weary of older family members they've never met vs. older sibling who had vague memories of them' vibes#anyway#sir jj the cat#anka the banshee#old man blue#shh ac
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my one unnecessary wish for the upcoming qjj volumes is that each book has one illustration of xiao chiye sitting and that with every book that's released the pose he's sitting in increases in ridiculousness and goofiness.
#the only thing sustaining me right now is the nonsensical thoughts so unfortunately for everyone im unleashing this upon you#LISTEN every time she describes him sitting hes either lounging ridiculously man spreading or barely fits in the chair#that man CANNOT just sit normally#its so funny i love it so much#the vol 2 illustration is the perfect base it can only get more extreme from there#my dumbass
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#man ive never seen an eating disorder kill someone else besides a parent infecting a child but my nana is really trying#shes like 1000% orthotexic. will not eat anything not filled with vegetables or fat. and my grandpa is 87yo with a heart condition currentl#in the hospital for covid bc thry went to Christmas church and dont believe in being vaccinated and my dad is so frustrated#bc he knows his mom is not gonna give his dad hearty foods. he needs to eat like protein shakes and meat and ice cream. anything thats not#her cooking which sucks on top of being extremely healthy. except its not healthy bc they dont eat a balanced diet#so its my nanas eating disorder killing her husband and shes so fucking frustrating. im like 99% sure she has obsessive compulsive#personally disorder bc she fits to a T and has zero insight. she may have full on 0cd bc talking to my dad he has more obvious 0cd#compulsions than i do. he used to say phrases before going to bed and would take 2 steps across the floor to prevent bad things from#happening. so like im pretty sure my nana is where i get my perfectionism and 0cd. god. i wish i could express how fucked up she is#like my dad said at least he had a stable home to grow up in but like she has zero sympathy for other people. cannot look past herself. wil#not wear a mask bc she doesnt care enough abt other ppl. my dad was like: u would not have survived in that house. which is fair bc i am#barely keeping it together coming from a stable home with two sympathetic parents who i know love me#and like its sad that they're suffering the effects of buying into the fox news bullshit and its killing them#but also. genuinely. i think theyre not very good ppl. theyre the type of people who think they're better bc they're religious. white. and#thin. and theyre not better thsn anyone. their grandchildren cant stand them. well cant stand her at least. papa is just quite so its hard#to say what hes thinking. apparently he was confused last night and saying something about eating dinner on the golf course. which sounds#nicer thsn being in the hospital lol. ugh. he seems not long for this world tbh. may he pass peacefully to b with his 1st wife who died of#brain cancer at age like 20 or something. so it goes. bleh. how many funerals are intended for me in the next 5 years? hopefully none but#that seems improbable with the unspoken drain circling that seems to b going on in this family. old age and like almost 10 years of cancer#defying the stats but for how much longer?#i dunno. its just so weird to watch these things happen and not talk about it directly to the other ppl who see it#i worry that ill come off as too callose or inappropriate bc i have that tendency when something bad is happening but thats everyone else#excuse? idk i just feel like its better to talk abt things#unrelated#ed mention#i tell u this so i can say these things to someone and also bc if i were u. i would like to hear the drama#bc im nosey and i assume other r too ;-]
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ive decided that my newest hobby is mixology this is who i am now
#i just made such a good shaken passionfruit daiquiri i can not stress enough how good this is#i would make another one but i forgot to make ice before i started so i barely had enough for the first one rip#winter came n i switched from ice coffees to hot ones and forgot to make ice for god knows how long apparently#yapping#anyway im tired of having to drink beer when ppl come over n we all drink i dont even like beer#i like my silly little cocktails and now i dont have to pay a fortune to have them YIPPEEE#i love how im acting as if ive never made cocktails before when i used to work as a literal bartender for like half a year AHHAHAHA#i dont drink a lot to be clear sometimes i wont touch alcohol for over a month it rly depends on the vibes of the functions i guess#also not a big fan of drinking by myself ngl#but i think sharing cocktails with dani and shady would be so fun actually#were thinking of having a jojo part 6 watch party with cocktails with the three of us yay !!!!#in the time ive sat here going “aw i dont have any ice :^(” my freezer would have made new ice by now#but yeah im still learning what i like taste wise i guess! but so far im sticking to what i know i like#so... mojito. pina colada. daiquiri... those vibes#i like cosmopolitans as well but i didnt buy shit to make those (i do have to be mindful of having a budget i guess.. maybe next month)#im talking too much rn but. point is. this is fun and cute and i like it#wish i had more than one cocktail glass i guess#but danis a 192cm clumsy man who keeps breaking any fragile glasses i own when he washes the dishes#but i refuse to wash the dishes myself so ill just buy new ones#he cant even fit his hand in my champagne glasses and i still insist on him washing them.. maybe i am the problem actually 😐
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