#actually let’s just go ahead and plan for that

[theliving-radio]

Big brother malleus ... I love him 🥺 . What about a baby sibling who had a brother back at their world ?? How would he feels about that ??

“You have an older brother back in your home world?” Malleus asked after you told him the new information.

Currently, you were showing Malleus how to sculpt with air dry clay. He’s been showing you the process of how gargoyles were made, and you suggested how you want to make small little figurines of them. Malleus was ready to get his supplies ready to carve mini stones, but instead you just showed him a small container you got from Sam’s. Curious on it, he joined you in your little arts and crafts endeavors.

Malleus was happy to spend time with you. Anything you two did together was a special moment for him. When both of you were talking, you confessed how you had an older brother back in your home world.

That threw him for a loop.

“Why haven’t you told me about him?” Malleus sets his little clay sculpture down and turns to you.

You avoided his gaze as you sprayed more water onto your creation, not wanting it to quickly dry out. “I dont know, it just never got brought up. How my life is like at home, I mean…”

“What makes you bring it up now?”

You huff out a laugh as you roll a small piece of clay, then attaching them to the head of your sculpture. There was a long pause of silence before you let out a sigh. “He’s a college student, Art being one of his majors and he took an interest in sculpting.” Your hands dip in a small bowl of water to get some of the clay residue off.

“I would watch him bring home his projects, amazed by what he’s created. There was one time he brought home a sculpture of a woman holding a vase. And you were able to place flowers inside her vase! He gifted it to me after I graduation from middle school.”

Malleus was listening intently as you recalled memories with your older brother. Your ACTUAL Older Brother. Not him. He watched as you rattle on, telling stories with a bright smile.

And slowly that smile started to fade.

“On my seventh birthday, he gifted me air dry clay like this. We spent the whole day making figurines, and little trinkets. We made so many that mom couldn’t even find a place to display all of them…”

You set your gaze down at the small gargoyle you made. He was lumpy looking. Cracks started forming from the clay not being set properly.

Malleus watches you as you zoned out staring at your own figurine. He notices how your eyes were starting to gloss over, and that pained him.

He crossed his arms and closed his eyes, deep in thought. He then hummed as he opened his eyes again and stared at you.

“I’ve made up my mind.”

“What?” You sniffle and quickly wipe your eyes.

“I’m going to find a way to meet my Baby Brother.”

There was a long pause as you slowly turn to face Malleus.

Did he really just say that?

“Crowley says he’s trying to make progress on how to make it back to your home world, yes? I do not doubt for a second that my magic will allow me to come back to Twisted Wonderland once we visit your home world.” Malleus nods to himself, already planning on how the meeting will go with his Baby Brother. If he’s just as kind as you, then there’s no doubt that they will get along.

The fae prince opens his eyes when he hears your loud laughter, a few tears roll down your face as you went ahead to wipe them away. You look at Malleus and he only tilts his head at you, causing you to laugh even harder.

“My dear Baby Sibling, I don’t understand what’s so funny.”

“You! You’re what’s so funny!”

“I still don’t understand how.”

It took awhile for you to calm down, and when you did, you got up from your chair and hugged Malleus. His eyes widen at the gesture, but after a few seconds he wraps his arms around you as well. He didn’t know what caused you to hug him all of a sudden, but a hug from his Baby Sibling is always welcome.

“Thank you, Horton. You’re a great Big Brother.”

“I’m glad you think so. I would do anything for my Baby Sibling.”

You pulled away and went back to your own chair, going back to playing the air dry clay.

“So, would my new Baby Brother like Gargoyles?”

“Like them? He wrote about them for an Art History Project. He even made a miniature one for our house.”

Malleus could hardly wait to meet his new Baby Brother.

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A/n: Hello! I enjoyed this small idea! I really like to think that as soon as Baby Sibling mentions this to Malleus, he’s just “My family is growing bigger by the day”.

[barabones]

With our Crips for Esims for Gaza Itch Bundle halfway to the $100,000 goal, let's take a minute to actually spotlight some of the works in it! A lot of stuff was specifically created or submitted for our cause, and are not only entertaining, but are great resources for getting yourself involved!

Let's check some of these projects out!

What Palestinians’ Use of eSIMs Can Teach Us About Tech

A fantastic introduction essay written by friend of the group, @chloetankahhui.bsky.social, specifically for our bundle! I highly suggest it as your first download after purchase!

What Is An eSim?

Another project designed to quickly inform people on how eSims are used in Gaza! Made by various volunteers in our own Crips for eSims group. We hope to use this as an easy printable way to spread the word of what we do!

Cartoonists for Palestine anthology

250 whooping pages of incredible art! It is worth spending an evening looking through all 63 stories! Thank you to @redgoldsparks for submitting this collection!

a fruit is a stone

A chapbook made by one of our volunteers, who also apparently studies rocks on Mars! Go ahead and take a minute to read some poetry about sediment.

Game Assist for Palestine Companion Zine

If you love video essays about video games, especially breaking down the politics in them, then grab yourself the companion zine for some of Game Assist's videos!

In Fear of Fucking It Up

In Fear of Fucking It Up is a zine collecting scraps of essays focused on the authors personal thoughts; all themed on the intersectionality of the Palestinian and African American struggle, the overwhelming pressure to perform socially, and general thoughts about acts of resistance. A neat little zine with a very personal perspective!

'Tis the Season

Have you ever wanted to be a mistletoe themed superhero? Check out this TTRPG to get involved with domestic actions from protecting protestors to destroying arms shipments!

ANY SAND

May be a little biased, since hexcavator is one of the wonderful authors of our bundle, but Any Sand is a beautifully crafted point and click game with themes of resistance similar to the Rasha Abdulhadi poem it is named after.

Drawings for Palestine

Now it's time for some free poster assets! This bundle by Axell is planned to be updated over time; with all works in the public domain!

RISO PRINT FILES FOR PALESTINE

I'm not entirely sure what a risograph print is, but these also have inkjet and laser printer file formats available! The concept of scanning in your own keffiyeh for the red layer is a brilliant way to make your own print run unique!

MASK UP! Poster print pack

Plenty of color options available for your needs! Gosh this poster is just so cool. Thanks @counterintuitivecomics for submitting it along with a really cool guide for navigating Covid-19!

Esims for Gaza Poster Graphics

Ending on my own art hahaha! I've been doing what little I can to make poster graphics for our cause since July of 2024. I never would have expected them to end up wheatpasted around Canada! I'll also be updating this pack with new assets or updated information when I can. Use these graphics and characters however you like, just be sure to send me pictures!

And that ends our round up of Palestine themed projects! This should be plenty to keep you busy for a few evenings, but that's only some of the over 200 projects submitted to our bundle! There's plenty more hidden treasure in there, but that may be for another day. This post is already getting to "color of the sky" length anyways.

But hey hey, did YOU read a zine or game in this bundle that you really enjoyed, and you think people should check out? Let folks know! And let them know that our bundle is still going until the end of May 19th!

At the time of this post, we are already halfway to our new goal of 100k! Let's get it up there!

[dantes-jacket]

Picture perfect

Dante x fem reader

Author notes: request #10!! You’re bored so you ask Dante if you can do a makeup look on him and he agrees. This has so much fluff, this is so cute (he’s so cute)

Today is a chill day with no responsibilities lined up. Even though you wish for days like these, you can get bored quite easily. To cure your boredom you decide to test out new makeup look.

You enter the bathroom to grab your makeup bag and head downstairs. You know if you’re going to try a new makeup look you should have more space and a bigger mirror to look into compared to your compact mirror. But you want to be by your boyfriend. Dante’s been all over the place recently so it’s been hard to sit down and enjoy his presence. Since he’s finally here and to stay for now you want to be around him as much as you can.

He’s quietly sitting on the couch cleaning and taking care of his weapons. You sit down at his desk and pull out all the stuff you need. You think about a look to do when you’re suddenly hit with an idea.

“Dante?”

“Yes baby?” He turns his attention from his weapons to you.

“Can I do a makeup look on you?”

“Sure.”

“REALLY!?”

He chuckles at your excitement, “Yes baby. Let me just put these away first and you can do whatever you want.”

“YIPE!”

He gets up and puts his weapons neatly away in the little armory he has. Dante then falls back onto the couch and spreads his legs giving you the go ahead to come over. You quickly rush over to him with everything in hand and plop down into his lap. His hands automatically grab your waist to hold you steady.

“So baby what’s the plan?”

“I wanna do a rock look on you.”

“Like the kind with the heavy eyeliner?”

You grin at his question, “Yes, exactly! The contrast between the black eyeliner and your blue eyes should make your eyes pop.”

He smiles at your excitement, “Well then, go ahead.”

You dig in your bag for your headband. You find it at the very bottom and pull it out. You slip it over Dante’s head and push it back so it’s holding his hair out of his face. When no stray hairs are in your way you go to find your eyeliner.

Dante reaches up and touches the headband and feels little bumps on the headband top. “Uh why is there bumps on your headband?” He questions.

“Oh it’s suppose to look like panda ears.”

He smirks, “I like pandas, now I can proudly say I am one.”

You giggle while tilting his head back a bit. “Okay you have to stay still for this so I don’t poke you in the eye with my pencil.”

“Wait you’re drawing on me with an actual pencil!?” Eyes blown wide by hesitation.

“No! It’s an eyeliner pencil…”

“Oh… yeah right I knew that.”

You roll your eyes and murmur, “Yeah sure.” He pinches your side and you wiggle in his grasp. You send him a look and he immediately stops his actions. You once again tilt his head back and begin.

You start at the waterline because you know that’s going to be the hardest part. You gently put some pressure down on him while coloring his water line. You try and go as quickly as you can so he doesn’t squirm or blink his eye. Which is proving to be difficult.

After shimming under you, you place your hands on his shoulders to stop him. “You gotta stop moving handsome or I’m going to accidentally end up hurting you.”

“But my eyes are so watery from not blinking.” He whines.

“I know but the quicker you let me do this part the quicker it’ll be over.”

He relents and stops moving. You then take the opportunity to keep going. You just have a little bit more of the waterline to color then you’re done with that part. You go closer to the corner of his eye and make sure to get the little inside corner. With that you finished step one of the eye look.

You ask him to close his eyes and he does so without question. You quickly draw a line across his lash line and bring it further out past his eyes to create a wing. You then reach your finger up and smudge it to give it that faded edgy look to it. Step two done.

You then ask him to open his eyes again and he does so without fail. You then draw a thick line under his eye and bring it up to connect to the wing you just made. For a second time you bring up your finger and smudge the line to create the same look you just did on top. You pull back a bit to look at your masterpiece. You were right with your claim from earlier. The black eyeliner makes his eyes POP.

You jump up and down a bit under you feel a firm send of hands slam you down. You focus more on Dante’s whole face instead of just his eye and you see him looking directly at you. “As much as I love you bouncing on me, if you keep doing that you’re never going to finish this.”

You flush at what he’s implying and you just slowly nod your head. “I finished your eyeliner look on that eye. I just have to do the mascara then I’ll do the other eye.”

Dante lets out a low hum to let you know he understands. You grab your mascara and quickly put it on both set of his lashes. You once again look at your masterpiece and grin ear to ear, “It looks great! Time to do the other eye!”

You quickly copy the look on the other eye and Dante actually doesn’t budge one bit. He must be use to it or he’s just zoned out. You lean back and compare both eyes and make tiny adjustments so they perfectly match one another.

Dante asks if you’re done yet and you explain to him you still have to do his face makeup. He doesn’t put up a fight but you can tell he’s getting a bit antsy. He can never sit around in one spot for too long, he always has to be doing something. With that you quickly put on concealer, foundation and powder. He already has perfect and smooth skin so the makeup doesn’t really add much but you’re having a lot of fun putting this on.

That’s also why you think Dante isn’t complaining about sitting here for so long. He knows he’s been gone a lot recently and he’s seen the toll it has taken on you. The thought of cutting this moment short and potentially upsetting you makes him unsettled. Even though it’s starting to get uncomfortable for him sitting here for so long, he’ll let it happen if it means you’re happy.

“Okay last part. Open your mouth slightly.”

He raises an eye brow but does as he’s told. You lightly put some clear lipgloss on him to tie together the look. You hand him your tiny compact mirror and he looks at it. He lets out a long whistle, “Damn baby it looks really good.” He brings his hand up around his eye to lightly feel it and look at different angles of it.

“Wait!” You hop out off of his lap and dart upstairs. You push open the bedroom door and go to your nightstand. You open the top drawer and pull out a camera you have. You slam the drawer and rush back down stairs. You grab Dante’s hand and pull him off the couch.

“It’s picture time!” You hold out the camera and jump up and down.

Dante walks to the opposite side of the room and starts doing poses. He does different rock poses, he plays the air guitar, and dances. You two are laughing and smiling uncontrollably while doing this photoshoot. Your camera definitely is filled with photos of him now but you don’t mind. You know you’ll keep these photos and memories close to your heart.

Dante then takes the camera from your hands and holds it up. He turns it around so it’s facing you two. He pulls you into him and takes a photo. He then moves his hand that was lower on your body to the back of your head and pulls you into a kiss and takes a picture of that too.

Dante lowers the camera and throws it on the couch and uses that free hand to deepen the kiss. The kiss is a bit sticky because of the lipgloss you put on him. You can’t help but love the feeling though. Any time you get to kiss Dante it feels like you’re having your first kiss all over again. He’s never one just to do a simple kiss and leave it at that. He always has to deepen it and have it last awhile.

You two separate and you look at his lip. You laugh when you see the clear lip gloss is spread all around his mouth now. You stand on your tip toes and raise your hand to wipe off the excess lipgloss that isn’t on his lips. He smiles at your actions and at your delicate touch.

After you wiped it off you go and grab the camera and look at the photos. Dante comes up behind you and pulls you into his embrace. He sets his chin on your shoulder and watches you go through all the photos. When you go through all of the photos of him you take your time looking at the photos of you two. You both look so happy and in love. You wouldn’t trade these photos for the world.

“We should get these printed.” Dante voices.

“For sure. I can out tomorrow and do that.” You quickly agree.

“Sounds perfect baby,” he gently whispers before kissing your temple. “But print the one of us kissing a couple times. I’m putting one in my jacket so I can look at it when I’m away from home.”

You turn to face him with the most excited face he’s ever seen, “I love you.” You confidently state.

“I love you more baby.”

@moon-cakiie this was so fun to write! Hope you enjoyed it :)

[pompillar]

Surprise I didn't need anyone to ask for it I love pegging and sharing my opinions! So here's wonderwall the ghouls individually with pegging!

(Minors dni plz y'all, respect the boundaries) This can be read as x reader or MC bc I love our girl and she deserves to enjoy herself too

Frostheim

❄️ Jin ❄️

Disaster man. Good fucking luck pal, and by that I mean getting into his room. Have fun arguing with him before he finally gives up and asks you what the fuck you want... wait what??

He's definitely a bit skeptical. It sounds like a lot of work for something he's not actually interested in... but! If you mention that after the set up he doesn't have to do anything and you'll take the lead he might be more inclined.

Man's a bit shaken by how easily you take charge. Dragging him back to his bed and pushing him down. He's been pushed around by a few ladies before who wanted him. He hated it. But... something about the way you're doing it has him feeling something a little different. If you rip the buttons off his shirt when removing it he's going to be flustered, too flustered to even tell you you better replace that.

Jump his fucking bones. Once you finally slip into his well prepped hole he's trying to cover his mouth and keep from making any noise because he wasn't expecting it to feel that good... I think he's very unaware how powerful the prostate is and I wanna see this man get knocked off his pedestal and humbled.

Blushing down to his chest (that pale complexion makes it so easy to see how much he's affected by what you're doing) Also whines so loud when you call him pretty or praise him. If you know how to work your hips you might be able to make him cum hands free. He would be so embarrassed if he did. And you'd have to tell him it's okay, it's hot, it's cute.

Wait you called him cute? *blushing again* He miiiiight hit you up for this another time when he feels like doing the prep again... Let's be real. He's definitely hitting you up again.

♟️ Tohma ♟️

Augh this guy, what's his fucking angle? Not the time for me to mention how irritating I find him on a personal level. You have to track him down before you can ask him anything. That's going to be half the battle at this point. Just text him to meet up in the vault for tea don't waste your time.

What did you need from him? Oh? You wanna peg him? You'll need to tell him way ahead of time. He's a busy man with a very full schedule and a house full of ghouls that should all be on leashes for different reasons.

The definition of topping from the bottom. I'm pretty sure if he's not in control he'll combust. Handles all the prep ahead of time, still taking your clothes off like he's planning to be the one inside you. Does a little strip tease for you when you call him on it. He's sorry, maybe his tantalizing skin will be enough for you to forgive him?

He has one request of you, use one of the toys that has an insertable piece on your end too. He says it's more fun that way but he will 100% activate his stigma when you least expect it to make that thing vibrate like it's a racecar. Snarky bastard just smirks at you when you realize what's happening. Hopefully you can focus on pounding into his tight ass while that thing is buzzing like crazy.

He's also not very loud but he definitely gives you directions, harder, faster, a little more to the left. Very bossy, very smarmy, very rewarding when you finally get him to the breaking point and he has a hard time getting his words together. Oh once he cums he's trying to pull himself together as quickly as possible but you catch the little slip ups in his speech. Bitch you can't hide yourself forever in there, come out of the mental box you're in by choice.

If he's been thoroughly fucked he won't even have the energy to go have a smoke. Let him rest for a while before he has to go back to being the jack of all trades around Frostheim. You will definitely be doing this again if he has any say in it (he has all the say)

⚔️ Lucas ⚔️

This boy... I wasn't expecting to enjoy his so much but he's a sleeper hit.

Luca is a true gentleman, as soon as he hears you have a question for him he's setting aside time just for you. He is nervous as all hell when you mention it, like okay he knows what it is it's not uncommon in England. Has he ever done it? No! I mean not that he's opposed its just not... something he's ever thought of having done to him.

You'd have to guide him with prep and hold his hand through what you'll be doing to him. Even if he thinks it's embarrassing I think he would want you close for every step. He needs someone to be steady as he loses his sense of control.

It's your room hands down, he wouldn't be comfortable at his dorm. Also Kaito would lose his shit if he saw you going into Luca's room at night. Speaking of Luca looks so cute and proper sitting on your bed. Definitely undressing himself to help you. He's not buff but he's muscular for sure. His body is so pretty and you can't help but touch and praise him for it. You know he worked hard for it.

Open him up on your fingers and he will be a whimpering mess. Gripping the sheets and trying to bite his lips to shut himself up. You have to remind him that your dorm is pretty far from prying ears. He won't listen to that, he's too focused on your fingers. Once you slide home inside him though oh my god he's gone. You are hearing the most porn star moans you've ever heard a man make. Rail him. He's such a good pliant boy, you're almost convinced he has hearts in his eyes.

He'll come hard as fuck the first time, head tossed back and gasping for air. Hold him down as he twitches and whines from overstimulation. With how out of it he is it's admirable that he still wants to try and give you your happy ending too. What a sweetheart.

Tells you next time he'll be better prepared and build up a tolerance so he won't cum so fast. Wait, next time? He turns red when you mention it. You'll have to poke and prod him until he tells you he really really liked it. ❤️ Please have him again ma'am.

🏹 Kaito 🏹

You already know this man is down bad. Take him back to your dorm because his ass is not gonna do anything inside that ice castle. Too many chances for embarrassment. Instant over the top reaction, red to the tips of his ears down to his neck. Boy is so chronically online that he genuinely thought most people treated pegging as a joke. Not a chance blondie, get your ass over here.

Sooooo embarrassed he wants to die, refuses help for prepping because he doesn't want you to see that. As if you aren't gonna fuck him stupid anyway. Let him know you're still open to helping if he needs it *wink* Okay don't kill him before you get him to bend over for you!

Very self conscious about his body as he undresses. He's thin, he's not very tall, he's got freckles and let's be honest probably stress acne. Boy is shaking before you even touch him.

Please reassure his nervous ass, he might hyperventilate just seeing your strap. Use a smaller one since he's not gonna be able to handle it the first time. You need to move slow and steady with him. Rub his shoulders and give him kisses and hickies. He needs to know this isn't some weird thing and that you want him because he's Kaito not because he's agreeing to be fucked by you.

As soon as you're in he's sobbing like a baby, not because it hurts, no you made sure it didn't. You fingered him really good. He's just overwhelmed by the intimacy of it. Kaito starts begging you to move, he can't handle the intensity of you sitting still. And he needs you to start fucking him before he goes crazy.

He is sooooooo loud! Like he can't hold back any noise whatsoever. His voice goes so high pitched and whiny. It's so fucking cute. Will pass out after he cums, his vision probably whited out and everything. Take care of him will you?

Just wait a while, he'll come to you like a nervous little bunny asking for it again. You can probably also get him to dress up for you. Kaito is putty in your hands.

Vagastrom

🥊 Alan 🥊

Alaaaaan, ugh, he's so good. You don't have to worry about him being turned off by it. He's open to anything for you. Though he's defintely a little embarrassed by the whole prep deal. He wouldn't tell you he's nervous or anything though. Just grin and bear it. Which is a bad habit of his. You'll need to break that later.

He does come to you with one issue though, he's not small like the other ghouls, he's not pretty like Leo or lean like Sho. Man is worried he isn't the type of guy this activity is made for... oh please prove him wrong.

Your place again, his place has a snooping threat. That's the last thing either of you need. This maaaaan, even kissing he's super careful. Get his gorgeous body out of those clothes and run your hands all over it. He won't let you finger him though... shame, it would have been fun.

Probably won't be able to get him to ride you because he doesn't wanna crush you. But you can absolutely put him in a mating press. Holy fuck this guy is shook. It feels like this? Does it feel like this for you? Does he make you feel this good? He's fighting the raging thoughts running through his pleasure addled brain. So you'll just have to wreck him to turn those pesky thoughts off.

Compliment him the whole time, he's pretty, he's cute, he looks so fucking hot like this. His little choked off moans are adorable. Once he's been fucked to the point he stops trying to control himself you're being treated to the hottest deep throaty noises. (not like a bj guys quit giggling) Make him cry out and beg for more. He's still going to avoid grabbing you despite how much he needs something to hold as he reaches his peak.

Out of it but still wants to make you feel good. His fingers, his tongue, his cock, whatever you want to use to get off. He's all yours. Those words alone might be enough to get you there.

He's going to come to you again when he's gotten too stressed and pent up. Not the usual type he has but super over the boiling point. He needs you to man handle him and make him feel like he's not untouchable or unloveable. Expect this man to be ultra whipped for your strap.

🏍️ Sho 🏍️

Ngggh, this guy is a wild one. Not gonna lie I do love me a biker boy. And a guy who can cook. So anyway! Catch him after the food truck is closed. He'll look amused before you even ask the question, what's he so smug for? Bitch.

Pegging? Alright he's down. Yes it's that easy. Not his first rodeo either. He will tease you and dirty talk your ear off about it though. Senpai~ you want to see him get all cock drunk riding a big strap? Naughty~ Never would have expected you to be so perverted.

You already know he's either coming to yours or getting an R&R permit to take you out to a nice hotel. Somewhere Leo can't follow you and listen in on everything. And you know he would. He'd probably sit outside your window jacking off to it. The creep.

Once you get to the hotel and shower he's back to his usual flirting and teasing. Oh? What are you staring at his chest so hard for? You're surprisingly dirty. Trying to take his towel away with your mind? You just had to ask stupid. *chuckle*

Shut him up with your tongue while you get him stretched, and maybe give his cute ass a few playful swats. He has a very nice ass. It's a shame he rarely shows it off to be honest. If you tug on his hair he'll warn you not to be too rough, can't damage his pretty mane. But give it a nice gentle pull close to his scalp and he'll moan like a slut.

He is absolutely getting on top. Sorry but he likes to ride. He might let you fuck him in other positions but cowboy is definitely his favorite. He's the rider for a reason. And god does he do it well. Rolling his hips like he's on a mechanical bull. His cock bouncing as he whines and moans whenever the strap hits his prostate. Oh but he looks anything but desperate for it, it's slow and sensual until he gets closer.

This show is almost enough to get you off without being touched. It's erotic as hell and you wonder if you should be paying for this. But once he's finished he's eating you out. No ifs ands or buts, you are getting yours too.

He's probably one of the top 5 who come back and ask for you to do it again. Slides you your food and a napkin that says what time and how big of a strap to bring. Winks at you as you walk away.

📱 Leo 📱

Bitch, he's such a bitch, creepy little snoop. What a dick. I just want to see him break and have to live with the fact that an NPC can make him a fucking mess. Tracking him down's not hard. It's the isolating him to ask about it.

You're getting laughed at first and foremost, what makes you think he'd let you anywhere near his ass with a strap on when he doesn't know how well you can use it? He's actually super turned on just thinking about it though. That doesn't mean he won't give you hell over it. He knows he's beautiful and it's hard to resist him but you really are forward. But grab him by the tie and you're shutting him up instantly.

Takes foreverrrrr to prep himself. He's such a diva. Usually set up doesn't take ten hours Leo! Once you have him back with you it's game on. He's all talk and it shows, a single finger is enough for him to start whimpering. Loud, loud loud loud! King whiner. No other ghoul can outwhine him. And it sounds so good.

Make him take it face down ass up, he's going to scream if you use a really big one. (even his screams sound good fuck this guy) But trust, he's not letting you use a small one. He is begging you to fuck him like you mean it with that thick strap. The size queen demands it fast and hard and really big.

You better praise him, he's not doing this for himself! (liar) Oh the second you start calling him pretty or good boy he's grinding back and mewling like a bitch. At this point you might need to muzzle him. He 100% screams when he cums. If you edge him he's gonna call you a whore, I'm sorry, he's not.

Even if he's an asshole you should still clean him up and give him water afterwards. He's already trying to go back to being bitchy. Typical Leo.

You'll be getting a few passive aggressive texts insinuating that you clearly want to do this again. Bonus: if you set up a camera and show the footage to him later he'll actually be speechless and fully hard in under a minute.

Jabberwock

🐰 Haru 🐰

I wanna love him so bad but I have trust issues with characters that have those always closed eyes... Another good luck situation, have fun getting him alone, no Peekaboo, and when he's not busy. On the bright side he's all ears about what you wanted to ask him.

This man? You wanna peg this bean sprout? The one obssessed with ass and overworking himself and ass? Huh. I mean he won't deny he's intrigued. He does love a good ass and he has a pretty decent one if he says so himself. And he does. Anyway! He'll do the hard part of prep first. And find someone to watch the animals properly (Towa... Ren... *i'm watching you gesture*)

Take him back to your dorm to avoid scarring anyone, or sowing jealously into the other Jabberwock boys. (It's okay guys your turn is next!)

As soon as you get him in bed he's doing everything he can to please you. And that's not where this is going sir, sorry. You will have to force him onto his back and tell him that you're in charge tonight and that he needs to just lay back, relax, and enjoy.

Squirms so much because he can't be still. Put his acrobat body to good use and fold him in half, his legs quite literally go up to his ears. It's impressive to be honest. You can also tease him with his own prosthetic arm, he'll be getting overheated and that usually stays fairly cool. Make him jack himself off while you fuck him like a rabbit. The temperature difference will leave him dizzy.

Oh he's also loud, he can't help it. You're treating him so good, making his head go blank, calling him nice things and rearranging his guts. He might be in love after seeing the reverent face you're making at him. Twitches a lot when he cums, and it's a lot too. Probably nails himself in the chin with it.

Clean him up and put him under the covers. He's yours. Expect to wake up being the big spoon, dressed in yours pjs and him in his, him holding Peekaboo. (Bastard went back late last night because he couldn't handle one night without his round boy) This will probably be a lot of your mornings after this kind of night with him. Just know he's going to be your cute little service top/service bottom/service anything you want from now on. Call him any time!

🌻 Towa 🌻

Fairy prince ass, goat eyed brat. What a demonic little angel. He's so difficult to write well. Hopefully this is good for the Towa girlies.

This is a tough one to be honest. Clearly you have to talk to him about it at night or somewhere dark. Because humming and grumbling aren't going to cut it for this discussion. Once you explain it's something you want to do to show him how much you love him he's sold.

Make sure you explain things have to be done first before you get into this. Otherwise he's going to try and do it right now. Pouts but listens to you. He's also down to do it anywhere. Literally anywhere. Does not care what animal gets an eyeful. You decide it's best to take him to your dorm.

He does need help getting himself prepped, or so he says. You think it's just an excuse to watch your concentrated face as you finger him while he whines and bucks his hips against your hand. Also kissing you every five seconds. It's hard to avoid getting into a liplock with this guy. He's also very give and take so expect to get fingered yourself as he's being stretched.

You will be facing each other. He won't have it any other way. He needs eye contact and easy access to kiss you. Play with his dick while you fuck him nice and slow and he'll make pretty little melodic noises. Likes to trap you against him by locking his legs behind you.

Playing with you the whole time, groping your ass to bring you closer? Yup. Massaging your tits and rolling your nipples? Absolutely. If you get close enough it's quite literally an 'awful brave for someone within kissing distance' situation.

He will try to make you cum with him. Whatever it takes. If you don't he's going to handle you instantly after he cums. Pouts during clean up because you aren't cuddling yet. Cuddles are inevitable, goodbye to anything you planned to do later.

Dandelion play with him again soon! Teach him more things he can do to show you his love! ❤️

🎮 Ren 🎮

Ah, angry tsundere, classic flavor, love it every time. You're getting an earful. All of which is just Ren spitting venom because he's scared. He hates intimacy as is and you want to what?! You want to put a fake dick in his ass. Does he look like a little twitch streamer femboy with an onlyfans?! Not gonna happen!

You have to build some trust before going into this. He's emotionally compromised. Man has had some shit happen to him to become such a reclusive jumpy little wet cat of a man. After some gentle convincing and persuation you find out he's actually been researching it himself. He may or may not have already prepped... shut up he's not cute for being smart about it! He isn't blushing!

Once you herd this porcupine into bed he's way more nervous. He seems like he'll sprint away the second he gets spooked. But he's being good for you, don't tease him or he might actually run. Kiss him and give him lots of praise. He'll be red in the face the entire time.

His body is cute, lanky but actually pretty well maintained. Will tell you to stop staring and get on with it. Okay spiky relax, and breathe out while you push into his stretched hole.

Oh he's biting his lip raw trying to stay quiet as you fuck him. It wasn't supposed to be this good. You keep dragging your strap over that spot that makes him see stars. His eyes are watering and he tries to avoid eye contact.

He's crying once you speed up and give it to him harder. But you know it's not pain. No he's just getting the fucking of a lifetime. Whiny whiny whimpering whiner. If he's still able to speak it's insults. Just answer them with praise and he'll shut up quick. He gets really loud the closer to his orgasm he gets, full on ahegao face. Of course he would have one. Fucking nerd.

Aftercare is a movie and cuddling in his bed. He's still blushing hours later unable to believe he just let you do that. That being said... when are you free next? No he just wants to show you a new movie series! Quit grinning you perv!

Sinostra

🎲 Taiga 🎲

Not gonna lie this bastard is who I downloaded the game for... his appearance is so my type. It's unfortunate that his personality repelled me like bug spray. But I still find him a neat little weirdo.

First off, I commend you for your bravery. This jackass depends entirely on mood. I say this with all the love in my heart but he's the cats on my cat from hell that couldn't be helped in human form... humanish... anywho!

He's impressed you have the guts to ask him this. Sure! Could be fun if you're any good at it. If you aren't... well he's probably going to shoot you. So make it worth his while kitty cat!

You have no idea if he even understands how to do prep work. Not one of the questions he answered. Hopefully he does his due diligence. He will act like it was such a pain though. So you really have to perform to a high degree here. He's already a little annoyed by the fuss of it and you have a brain to keep from being splattered on the wall.

You don't have to do much, he's already naked and lazily jacking off when you arrive. Grumbles that it took you long enough and to hurry up and get over here. It's like less than three minutes before you sink your strap into him and he groans in relief.

Do him rough, up against the wall, face down on his bed, hell you could fuck him on the probably expensive fur rug on the floor, he'll be for it. If you manage to do something he doesn't like he'll let you know. Immediately.

Will push you into the torture chair and ride you while cackling. If he's feeling generous he might have a dildo you could ride while he rides you. You will be bitten. Position be damned you will be bitten so fucking much. You'll look like a school of cookie cutter sharks attacked you.

His eyes roll back when he cums, and boy is it a hell of a peak. Still giggling like he's drunk off pleasure as he comes down. You aren't getting away from being his pillow after giving him a good time. Just be prepared to explain who you are in the morning. Probably wanna put your name in his phone as kitty cat so he knows who to text when he wants to have fun again.

🪞 Romeo 🪞

Oh mister high and mighty of noble birthings. I flipflop between wanting this man to choke and wanting to choke him personally. So how does he take the question? About as well as he takes anything with his insanely high blood pressure. Who do you think you are you BB?! You aren't anywhere near important enough to handle him like that! This will launch into his usual acronym infused tirade so take a seat and wait it out. He'll get tired eventually.

That being said I have a feeling he's used to prep work and keeps himself clean frequently. I mean he's got to be ready for anything and that means whatever he gets up to with Hyde. Oh and don't bother bringing anything, after you mentioned it he got a custom leather harness made for you. He has designer dildos, toys and lube already. Take your pick and see if he approves.

If you have the guts to ask he might even wear some pretty high end lingerie. Wine colored lace looks sooooo good on his skin tone and he knows it. He even puts on a little make up to match it. The picture of perfection and sin sprawled out on his uber expensive sheets when you show up.

You're late, quit wasting his time. If you don't give him a good time he will be pissed. Insults are thrown as per usual so time to show Romeo that Juilet is in charge here. And oh is he down for that. He's a pillow prince. Why should he have to do any of the work? He's already prepped himself and given you the opportunity to fuck him.

He's pretty sensitive though, it doesn't take much to get him going, I mean he was already half hard when you showed up. Flip him on his stomach and you see why, a cute gemstone that matches his eyes is nestled between his cheeks. He is actively taking some of the fun out of it. But the sounds he makes when you slowly pull the plug out are worth it. His well stretched hole is on display and ready for the taking. Yells at you to quit gawking and get on with it! You defintely see his neck is red from embarrassment.

Once you get the, actually super comfy, harness on and pick a toy to use it's game over. Have him on his back so you can see his face, grab his wrists and hold them close to your body. He's already moaning like it's the best thing he's ever had. Work your hips fast and make him beg for more. He's loud but it's actually a very pretty sound now.

If he cums on his expensive lingerie expect complaints. But that's only his cover to hide how blissed out and affected he is. He's a sweaty mess so you're absoluttely setting a bath for him. It better have bubbles too. And wine. Pamper him properly afterwards and he'll be calling you over at night pretty frequently. Bonus: You should ask to fuck him in the cage in his auction hall. The prettiest birds deserve the best cages right?

⚖️ Ritsu ⚖️

Jeez, okay this guy is something else. I have a hard time choosing for him. He's adorkable but his lawyer passion is just beyond me most days. Regardless, he probably doesn't know what you're talking about. Will ask you to give him time to research what you're asking him for. You get several texts later to the effect of '?????? Did you misspeak? Is this spelled differently? Hello?????' It's okay you can laugh now before you see him again. Don't laugh at his flushed face when you do see him. It's going to make him second guess himself.

That being said you should absolutely tease him by asking about how his research went. He informs you while his cheeks are red that he thoroughly checked the term and it's origins etc. Including videos... you should 100% ask to watch the ones he found later on. He agrees but you have to sign this pape- smooch him to avoid signing an NDA. He'll be quiet for a bit and tell you that he does need some time still and will give you a date and time for your after hours leisure time...

On the afformentioned day and time he will show up to your room looking cool as a cucumber despite how nervous he is. He's going into this like he's in charge. Helping you undress and folding his clothes to the side like a cute little house hubby. He's still trying to be the dominant one but his face turns very red again when he sees the toy and harness.

Time to show him who's actually in charge here. Be gentle working him open with your fingers, he's going to burst from embarrassment. (Or use Acimo and make it impossible to do anything further) Unsure what he's meant to do at this point and too embarrassed to ask. You need to tell him to relax and enjoy it.

Once you get your strap in you see the absurd calculations going on behind his wide eyes and red face. Please don't let him start on whatever wild theory he's about to extrapolate. Roll your hips slow and watch his thoughts disappear as he grabs onto your shoulders and gasps like he's been scandalized. He has to lean back and let you do the work because he's feeling too good. This was expected from his research but experiencing it is a totally different thing.

Whimpering so loud when he cums. Another one who is very duty bound and wants to give you an orgasm too. But he's too far out of it. I think he might honestly be in sub space after that. Clean him up and cuddle him close to your chest. (Personally I think he has mommy issues so he needs to be cradled in your bosom)

You'll be hearing from him again, it's going to be the most awkward proposal for sex you've ever heard but it's cute how he's trying to not show how badly he wants it again.

Hotarubi

🪭 Subaru 🪭

Delicious dichotomy man. Oh he's a fun character to pick apart. Concerning but still draws you in. There's so many variables... so many different interpretations... I digress there's so many ways I could write this one. But here we go!

Instantly flustered, covering his mouth and glancing away. Stammering nervously about how improper that would be. Secretly he's thrilled to bits that you've asked him such a thing. If he's getting hard under the tea table there's no outward proof on his perfectly tuned face. If you're to the point where you can see past it just tell him to think on it and you'll be back another day.

You defintely need to ask Zenji and Haku to clear out. Zenji because he could just wander in and Haku... I don't put voyeurism past him. Man's a bit depraved ya know. Anyway once that's taken care of find Subaru waiting in the secluded tea room for you. You've been talking over text about this because it gave Subaru the confidence (cough cough the freedom to openly grin and giggle like a sicko /affectionate cough cough) and agree.

He's waiting in a beautiful white kimono with pastel hydrangea patterns, something gorgeous and innocent looking. What's underneath is anything but, he's only wearing a cock ring that's made to mimic a strand of pearls. As he slowly leans back and unties the kimono to show you his little ensemble his blushing face is cracking a bit. He's too into it already, his mask is crumbling enough to show the curve of a grin on his lips.

Devour him. Absolutely debauch this man, leave hickies all down his neck and collarbones. He'll get to see all the flithy things you want to do with him as soon as he so much as grazes your skin. Gasping and letting out pretty breathy sounds as you work your hand on his equally pretty cock. But that's not what you're here for right now. No it's lower, you'll find he's already slick with lube and stretched quite well. Purr into his ear about how good he is or how dirty he is and he'll whine. He likes praise but also being degraded a bit? Pervert.

Take him against the tatami or the wall, hell bend him over the tea table. Subaru is into it, feeling you rut into him like you've never been this turned on before. Mark him up with your hands, your mouth, dig your nails into his hips and listen to him moan like a whore. He needs the reminders for later when he's alone again. Not that he'll be forgetting this anytime soon but tangible marks are hotter.

Cries out like he's singing when you finally remove the cock ring and let him cum. It's an angelic sound but you know he's not even close. He is definitely in need of a rest after that fucking. Laze about on the tatami with him. He'll try to recover soon and bring you tea and snacks. Keyword try. You'll probably need to be the one to get the refreshments. His hips are sore and he's half hard already from the way his hole aches.

This guy is fiending for it immediately. Obssessed with your strap game. Expect to be seeing a lot of the Subaru behind the mask. He needs you to ruin him more and more. Please mistress?

📿 Haku 📿

Ohohoho I've been waiting to get to him. Pervert. Fucking degenerate. Slut. He's perfect. He's a disaster. Can he keep it in his pants? Do we want him to? He will 100% flip it on you the second you bring it up. Pegging? Oh princess you like a little give and take? Color him intrigued. If you need pointers on the technique he can give you a lesson on the best ways to thrust your hips. Oh but you would be on the receiving end of that. Hopefully that still works to teach you?

Give him a day or two to get himself ready, he's teasing you the whole time though. Texting you about how much work this is for you but he doesn't mind if you promise you'll take good care of him. Might send you a pic of some of his own personal toy collection asking which one you want to use on him. I will not lie some of them are fairly large. And a few of them are less than human... Haku why do you have a knotted dildo... Whore.

Last text and pic you get before you see him is him tugging his uniform shirt to the side to show off a peek of red rope with this, "ready when you are princess" When you get your hands on him, oooooh boy! That tease is in for it. Rip that shirt right off of him and admire the beautiful intricate ropework he managed to tie himself into. Nothing that would restrict him from moving but it's very fashion statement the way it's done.

Kiss him hard, bruise, bite and suck on his bottom lip until he's holding himself back from humping your thigh. Steal his breath away by marking him up around the ropes, tease and bite his nipples. (headcanon that he has them pierced) He moans so much when you tug the bars between your teeth. He's a bit of a masochist.

Another one who's plugged and ready for you. His plug is a bit longer though, one with the tapered spheres. He shivers as you slowly remove the toy and berate him for taking away the joy of working him open yourself. He chuckles and says next time he'll let you have the honor. Oh he isn't ready for how hard you decide to fuck him. Put the first dildo you like the looks of in the harness and go to town on his ass. He's loud, so fucking loud you need to shove your fingers in his mouth to quiet him. Haku sucks on your fingers like it's a cock, laving his tongue all over them. Tease.

You can fuck him however you want. He takes it like a champ and archs his back like a professional whore. When he cums it's not a lot, probably due to the rope that winds around the base of his cock and balls but it's just enough to keep him partially hard. It's multiple rounds for sure. Wreck him.

Aftercare is bringing him out of sub space and untying the rope. There's so many marks from it you're going to be rubbing ointment into his red skin for a while. He's defintely not letting you use it on any hickies or bites you left. He wants those as trophies for surviving the devouring princess. You swat his ass for the remark and watch his body shiver... Oh he's doomed, the look on his face tells you he knows it and you grin.

Regular texts from him asking you to come mess him up. Always ready when you arrive. Maybe you should start calling him princess...

📜 Zenji 📜

King of poetry, feminism and big dick energy. Yes I'm using the usual cop out of he's corporeal sorry I am not trying to figure out how to peg a ghost today that's more mental skill than I have right now. This guy is yours for the taking doll. Pegging has been around a long time and he's no stranger to the term. He will admit he's not really thought about it being done to him though he's willing to give it a try for you.

Benefits of ghosthood: No need to do any cleaning of the self! Downside of ghosthood with Zenji: He still has a schedule to keep for his writing and his videos. Who'd have thought he would be this active beyond the grave? You'll have to give him a time to get down so it doesn't conflict with his creative flow. I mean other than that he's free whenever you are.

Heading back to the secluded tea house because his dear little brother doll can't hear this! He's waiting there with a pen and paper, dropping everything when you show up to do his usual exuberant greeting. Despite knowing what's happening he's oozing confidence. You had hoped to see him a little nervous but he's so happy to please you it doesn't phase him. As soon as you start undressing he just poofs his clothes gone. Ghost powers are so annoyingly convenient. And wow the big dick energy was not wrong.

You'll be lazily touching and kissing on the floor for a while. Long drawn out foreplay is the only way Zenji likes to do it. It should be sensual and loving. Slow handjobs and his fingers playing with you. Wait don't get swept up in his easy loving, you have something to do here.

Minimal stretching required to be honest, probably ghost stuff. But he's singing your praises the whole time, telling you how that felt good, higher, a little bit to the right, no dear his right. Tells you how beautiful you look as you put on your harness and push into him, it definitely makes him groan halfway through his words. Pulling you impossibly closer as you slowly rock into him.

He thinks you look dashing like this, taking control, using him in a way he didn't think of. Kissing and touching you the entire time. You guys aren't going fast until you get closer. Then he starts to make noise instead of running his pretty mouth. Moaning, whining, that lovely voice of his is low and melodic. Damn you might cum without needing to touch yourself if he keeps singing for you like this.

When he comes it's loud and he's clinging to you like a lifeline. So many kisses and so much babbling about how beautiful you are and how much he loves you. God he's so sweet. He's also immediately onboard to get you off. Which doesn't take long for him and those skilled fingers and that crooning voice begging you to tip over the edge. This man is dangerous with a capital D.

Expect to be lounging around with him after the fact for a while, lazy kisses and dozing off to the sound of the rain while he grabs his pen and paper to begin writing with his new found inspiration. You'll be doing this again for sure.

Obscuary

⚰️ Edward ⚰️

Damn this man, he's a mess. Literally. This guy is a pain to deal with normally but this is gonna be a whole other story. He's gonna throw out a bunch of bullshit the second you approach him about it. What are you talking about, love? He's old you have to spell it out for him. Hmm? You know staking is supposed to be to the heart right? He's infuriating, just tell him to be ready next time you show up.

That said you should give Rui and Lyca a heads up to clear out for the night. Rui might be clenching his fists but he's dragging Lyca away for you, he gets it. Lyca not so much. It's okay, Rui has your back. You should have the whole dorm to yourselves for the night.

When you arrive he's where he always is. Laying in bed with his laptop. Fuck that thing. You pause that video and shut it. He looks sad for a split second before you descend upon him and kiss his stupid pretty face. He hums into your kisses, caressing your neck as he pulls your body over his own. You'll get lost in the process of undressing him and yourself with all the heady kisses. Why is this guy a vampire and not an incubus?

Apparently because of his diet he doesn't need to clean himself either. But the prep and stretching is harder. You know, lack of blood makes the body work less than optimal. Sorry not sorry, you're going to be working his ass open for a while. The whole time he's staring into your soul or nipping at your ear. Husky voice whispering sugary words. Asking if he can have just a taste of your blood. Not tonight Satan.

Man's not a pillow prince. He's a whole pillow king. You will be doing all the work. Which is fine. You expected this. I mean look at who you're fucking. You knew. Speaking of he lets you hear his moans openly and without any hint of embarrassment. Fucking into him slow and steady has every little breath ending with a gasp or a groan. His voice sounds so much better when it's just crying out for you.

You could probably try to change position but he prefers seeing your face. He would make it impossible to move his body if you did anything he didn't want to do. His only movements look choreographed to be honest. Like he could star in a triple A budget porn film the way he sounds and rolls his body. The years of experience do him well.

When he cums it's very little, liquid is too precious for them to waste there. He's biting you, you're going to kill him... as soon as your body stops cumming. As you try to yell he quiets you and tells you he isn't turning you, he just needed to top up what he lost in your little tryst. Unless you wanted to be like him. He could arrange that. Smack him wherever you see fit he's just going to laugh.

He'll send you emoji filled texts later about how he would love to have you on top of him again soon. Don't keep him waiting too long dear. He's an old man remember?

🧤 Rui 🧤

Oh Rui, sweet darling Rui. (As per one of my theories this will reflect the idea that the kyklos is strong enough to repel or nullify other curses (ie. oui c'est bon) and thusforth Rui can touch us without his curse affecting us.) This man is king of being touch starved. One of the top three for sure. He's already elated and just so grateful he can even hug us at this point. Hand holding? Smooches? This is his dream come true. Sure it only works on us but right now that's enough for him. A break from having to be guarded at all times. Being touched by someone is something he's missed so so so bad.

Turn the tables when you breach this topic, he'll blush if you hook your finger into the ring shaped pendant he usually wears and tug him close. A bit startled by you asking for sure, he didn't think you'd be into that. No he's not saying he won't do it. Just surprised. His favorite girl is naughtier than he thought. Give him a night and he'll get everything ready for you. Do you have the supplies? Does he need to bring something? Just ask!

Next time you see him he's opted to come to you. He used to be in Clementia after all, the cathedral is his old haunt. Plays it so cool the whole time but he's practically vibrating with excitement. Has an overnight bag and everything. Uses your bathroom to freshen up before he joins you on the bed and falls into making out as easy as breathing.

God he missed kissing. But you make it better. Drawing gasps and grunts from him when you palm his body through the four layers he wears. Stripping him feels like opening a matryoska. But he looks so handsome shirtless, and slightly out of place. You can see he's not used to it anymore. Wearing all those layers has made him a bit shy without them. Worship his chest and remind him that he's gorgeous. Oh his nipples are sensitive. 100% moaning so loud when you suck on them.

By the time you get him undressed he's completely red and panting, cock hard and throbbing, leaning towards his stomach with how aroused he is. It's been a while okay? Give him a break. And break him. Make him sob with pleasure as you finger his loosened hole and watch him thrust his hips against you. Damn you might get him to cum with just your fingers at the rate he's going.

Watches you with loving eyes as you get your strap on and cage him in with your arms. He cums as soon as you put it in. When you try pulling out he stops you with a grip on both wrists. You can't be satisfied yet right? Come on. Keep going. Fuck him like you mean it. His dirty mouth earns him a rough thrust and he throws his head back with a moan.

He asked for it so he has to deal with it. Fucking him into full blown overstim mode, tears at the corners of his eyes as he whimpers and wails for more even though he's cum once already. You'll get at least three out of him. He's a flustered red mess by the third one but he's nothing if not a pleaser. Grabs you by the hips, despite his shaky hands, tugs off your harness and makes you sit on his face. He's gasping for air still as he eats you out in a dizzy haze. Might try to get multiple out of you too.

Once you're both satisfied he's thanking you in a low, almost reverent tone like you're his goddess who bestowed blessings upon him. Remind him with kisses and cuddles that you're not doing this for him, but because you want him too. He'll be on speed dial any time you wanna do this again. And he's down for anything so don't be afraid to tie him up or dress him up or spank him. He's down bad y'all he will thank you for literally ANYTHING you do to him.

🌕 Lyca 🌕

Prepare for the confusion first and foremost. Super eager to learn what it is that you want. When you explain he looks like a dog with its' hackles raised. Wide eyes, ears and tail out, going back and forth between turning red and going pale in the face. Gaping like a fish, the whole nine yards. Man is shooketh. Home boy out here calling this an affront against nature. Can't even stop himself from saying that won't make babies.

You will need to damage control, if he goes to Subaru you will never live this down. If he goes to Rui you'll absolutely never live it down for a whole other reason. So time to soothe the beast and hunker down in your room with some library books and get to teaching him that sex isn't just for reproduction. This will be several sessions and weeks after first confrontation before he finally warms up to the idea.

If he weren't such an I'm tough and fuzzy type of guy he'd be a shaking leaf in your room once it's time. Speaking of you had to walk him through clean up and prep so he's already a little frazzled from that. Be extra gentle with him. Start soft and kiss him sweetly. His tail is wagging... don't call attention to it or he'll pout.

Once you've got him comfortable again you can take the plunge into stretching him. He whimpers, whimperer supreme over here. Bluntly tells you it feels like a sh- Lyca shh! That's not appropriate for sexy time. He's going to hide his face as much as possible.

Getting your gear on is where you see him second guessing again. Take a short break to remind him that it's okay. You just wanna try this. If he doesn't like it then you'll stop. He loves that about you. That you take his feelings into consideration. Cuddle for a bit before you get back into it.

He will lift his hips and wiggle them when you ask if it's okay to fuck him now. It's not fair how cute it looks with his tail wagging but how sexy it is with the way his cock sways. Sliding in has him shivering, give him a minute to figure out how he feels. It'll surprise you when he starts grinding back and panting, gruffly begging you to move.

Fuck him slow but hard and you'll have a tamed werewolf boy in no time. When he realizes he's making all these noises he's going to bite your pillow. I'm sorry say goodbye to that one it's done for. If he can't get a hold of a pillow or your sheets he's going to bite his lips bloody. Closer to him cumming you're going to notice his tongue hanging out and cries of your name. It's so cute, you'll have to pamper him after he comes down.

Pet his hair and tell him what a good boy he was. He's stealing your blankets and pouting for a bit. Bring him a snack and some water and then he'll beg for cuddles. Kiss his nose and tell him how proud you are of him. Try not to spit your drink out when Rui mentions how interesting Lyca's new full moon strategy of having you hold him down all night is...

Mortkranken

💉 Yuri 💉

Yessssss I have been waiting for this little brat. (/loving) He's soooo... pathetic wet cat, but also very holier than thou. This is an interesting flavor of tsundere that is a personal favorite of mine. So diving right in. Screeching. Instant halt to everything he's doing and screeching about wh-wh-wh-wh-what are you saying?!?!?!?!?!? Are you insane?!?! How dare you even think about doing such a thing with him!!!! He's so red it makes his hair look florescent. Remind your brilliant doctor that it's not that far from a prostate exam and that he shouldn't neglect his own health. Get out of his lab you worm! -Screamed with all the command of a tiny angry kitten.

Guess who texts you later in the day with a time and day and haughty tone to his words? One Dr. Isami of course. It might not be until later in the week but you have it. He is a very busy man after all. Take the opportunity to plan how to take him apart.

The night comes sooner than you expected and you get treated to a very special house call. He's red in the face before you even let him in the door. Drag him in by the tie and push him onto your soft clean bed. He'll sputter and try to argue until you drop into his lap and start attacking his lips and jaw and ears and neck. He gets overwhelmed by the frantic pace and babbles between kisses. It's easy to tell that he's already hard just from that.

Strip him down and watch the blush go down to his chest, the shivering nervous wreck of a man before you is the total opposite of his usual self assured persona. Praise him for how pretty he looks, trying to hide his erection with his hands. Push those away before you get tempted to tie them up.

Slipping into your harness and putting the strap on into it you see his eyes follow your every move. Fear and something much hotter hiding in those teal eyes. Don't expect high energy positions from him. You do have to take the lead here or nothing will happen. Man handle him into whatever position you want and work yourself into him. He's gasping and grabbing your shoulders, pulling you close as he bites his lip.

Please kiss him a lot while he adjusts to the intrusion. Distract him and mark his collarbone with your teeth and tongue. He'll be halfway to drooling before you even fuck him. And when you do oh boy. Breathy little noises are being punched out of him with every thrust, he refuses to let you move away, his body curled around yours desperately.

Yuri will be crying, full on sobs. You know it's not pain so you just need to keep fucking him until he pops. He's loud loud, man is moaning and crying and gasping when he cums like it's the most earth shattering orgasm he's ever had. It probably is actually, his toes are curled and everything. Exhausted, he is not gonna be able to help you. But that's okay. If anything you know he'll be getting a solid night's sleep now. Tuck him into your bed with you and hold him close until morning.

Don't worry about the schedule you get after a week, giving you days and times to meet him, calculated perfectly for an optimized amount of sleep for him. (He needs you to ruin his pretty hole again he just won't admit it) ❤️

🩻 Jiro 🩻

MY MAIN MAN!!! Woo!!! (also finish line in sight aaaaaa) Lanky tin man ass. Love him so much. Now it's so simple with Jiro. He clearly thinks about it for a minute before agreeing. But you have to get Yuri to allow you to steal his vice captain for a night. His medication has to be taken around whatever plans you're trying to make. The last thing you need is to call Yuri over in the middle of it because of a flare up in his condition.

Talk to Yuri later, it's suspiciously easy to get him to lend you Jiro. He also seems to be avoiding direct eye contact. Jiro said something he didn't need to you're sure of it. Anyway, your plans are made and it's time to get to it.

Jiro is a medical professional. He cleaned and prepped himself thoroughly, and if asked he will tell you with all the technical terms included. You think you see a slight smirk as he watches the look on your face change into slight disturbance. When you get him to the bed it's easy to push him down. Undress him yourself unless you want it to take forever. Take special care of his glasses as you set them aside. He'll comment that it's hard to see like this. It's okay, you have him.

Trace his scars and kiss them as you go, he'll shiver and ask you why you think that's necessary. Hush Jiro, it's foreplay and you're hot. Grunts a lot as you continue worshipping his body and stealing his oxygen with your kisses. He wonders when you'll get on with it. Alright you pushy fiend. Time to strap on and strap in.

As soon as you push in he's got an arm around you, keeping you close enough to kiss. With how tall he is it means you've got his legs pushed up, hopefully his body can handle it for a bit. It can, and he isn't about to let you go. Grunts and lets out hot little breathy noises more than anything. If he didn't rock back against you you'd be unsure if he was actually enjoying this or not. Oh trust he's into it. He doesn't really like being in control so this is perfect for him.

That being said he won't do nothing and let you have all the fun. He's still trying to keep kissing you and tugging you down to nip at your lips. Seems like fucking him has made him more outwardly affectionate. He'll probably tell you that it was some hormonal state later. Whatever you say beautiful. Just keep moaning for me.

Jerk him off in time to your hips and you'll have him cumming in no time. His o-face is so pretty you'll want to see it again and again. But not something you're able to do right now. As you go to clean him up he'll exhert some energy you didn't know he had to pull you in and finger you until you cum. Those long fingers are so dexterous and he knows all the spots he needs to hit.

And now you're trapped in the bear hug. Post coital Jiro wants one thing and one thing only and that's skin to skin contact with you. When you wake up he's gone back to Mortkranken for his medicine but he sent you a text about how he enjoyed it and Yuri says his vitals are looking nice this morning. So you'll have to run this experiment again soon to see if these results are related or not. You just know he had that little smile on his face when he constructed that excuse to get you to rail him again.

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PS pouring one out for @kykloss who inspired me to finish this but deactivated a few days ago, you would have loved this shit my dear.

[berniceinthehouse]

Arcade date

Pairing: Gotak x GN!Reader

Genre: Fluff 🎀

Warnings: none, just teasing and soft moments

Summary: You wait for him outside the arcade, and he shows up late—with snacks and that smug little smile of his.

You were leaning against the wall outside the arcade, arms crossed, trying to look unimpressed—even though your phone said he was fifteen minutes late. Typical.

Then, finally, he showed up. Hoodie half-zipped, bag of snacks in one hand, the most unapologetic smirk on his face.

“Wow,” you said flatly. “Nice of you to show up.”

“I brought chips,” he replied, as if that made up for everything.

You took the bag anyway, muttering, “You’re lucky I was craving these.”

He leaned in a little, just close enough for you to catch the faint scent of his cologne. “You’re lucky I showed up at all. I almost stayed in bed.”

“Should’ve,” you shot back. “Would’ve saved me the trouble.”

He grinned. “Liar. You missed me.”

You turned away, cheeks warming, pretending to examine a crack in the sidewalk. “Whatever.”

Gotak just chuckled under his breath and bumped your shoulder lightly. “You’re so dramatic when you’re flustered.”

“I’m not flustered.”

“You are. It’s cute.”

You opened your mouth to argue, but he suddenly grabbed your hand—just like that, no warning—and started pulling you toward the arcade entrance. His hand was warm, steady. You didn’t pull away.

“I got a handful of coins,” he said, proudly. “So prepare to lose in every single game.”

“Oh please, I’m gonna wipe the floor with you.”

“You say that now.” He looked back at you, eyes gleaming. “But we both know you let me win when I pout.”

You scoffed, but smiled.

The lights inside the arcade were flashing in every direction—neon blues, reds, greens—and the place smelled like buttered popcorn and cheap carpet. It was loud too, packed with clinking tokens and kids yelling, but none of that really mattered.

Gotak still hadn’t let go of your hand.

“Alright,” he said, tossing a coin up and catching it. “Let’s start with something easy so you don’t cry when I win.”

You scoffed. “You talk too much for someone who’s about to lose.”

“Ohhh,” he grinned. “Talk like that and you’re cute? Dangerous combo.”

You rolled your eyes but followed him to the racing games. He shoved two coins into the slot, plopped down in the driver’s seat next to you, and shot a side glance like he was already planning his victory speech.

“Don’t cry when I lap you,” he said, gripping the wheel.

“You wish,” you said, already buckling in.

The race started—and for the first few seconds, you were ahead. Gotak narrowed his eyes, leaning forward in focus. He bumped your car. You bumped his harder. He started fake yelling.

“You’re actually evil.”

You laughed. “Drive better then!”

He did win, but only by a fraction of a second. He pumped his fists like he’d won an Olympic gold. “Victory tastes like salt and broken dreams,” he announced proudly, holding a dramatic hand to his chest.

“Victory tastes like ego,” you said, but you were smiling.

Gotak slung an arm around your shoulders casually, like he’d done it a million times. “Alright. One more game. And if I win again… you owe me a prize.”

You raised an eyebrow. “What kind of prize?”

He leaned down just a little, smirk crooked. “Surprise me.”

You shoved him away with a laugh, but the way your heart jumped said maybe you wouldn’t mind losing again.

You both stood in front of the claw machine next, where a ridiculous number of tiny plushies sat in a jumbled heap. Gotak cracked his knuckles, looking way too confident.

“You’re not getting anything,” you replied, arms crossed. “These machines are rigged.”

You watched as he dropped a token in and gripped the controls like his life depended on it. The claw descended, wobbled, and somehow—by some miracle—actually grabbed a small pink dinosaur. It held on just long enough to drop it perfectly into the chute.

Gotak gasped. “Witness my power.”

You blinked. “No way. No freaking way.”

He picked up the plush and handed it to you with an exaggerated bow. “For you, my loser.”

You didn’t even think. You just stepped forward, grabbed his hoodie, and kissed him.

It wasn’t dramatic, not slow or planned—it was quick and flustered and warm. You pulled back just enough to see the stunned look on his face.

“That’s your prize,” you mumbled.

Gotak stood there for a second, eyes wide, blinking like someone had just reset his brain.

Then he grinned. “I was gonna ask for a soda. That was way better.”

You shoved the plush at him, already turning away to hide the way your face was heating up, but he followed close behind, bumping your shoulder, still grinning like an idiot.

“Hey,” he whispered, voice softer now. “Wanna lose again?”

[intimidating-fettuccine]

I hope I made it! im new to your blog :). Can we have Helen x reader (s/o) where they have that “Pinterest” soft love relationship? I think it’s adorable and I want to see Helen with that dynamic </3

I saw you wanted Helen requests

I hope I did justice on this for you, because I absolutely love writing soft Helen content

I don't know if you all know this meme, but there's a meme that's like "Born to shoujo, forced to shounen", and that's Helen. This man was born for soft, affectionate domesticity and forced into violence and murder. Of course, Helen doesn't like admitting to people that he loves and craves domesticity, so he instead just decides to keep those desires buried deep, deep down inside of him, never to surface ever again. Well, at least, until he starts dating you, and suddenly he has every single thing he's ever wished for just resting in the palm of his hands. Helen never thought he'd have a chance for a soft, loving relationship, but you just went ahead and barged into his life and gave it to him anyway, and now he's thriving.

Helen loves and craves softness with you, in any way that he can have it. Waking up late in the morning, the sun shining through the blinds, both of you curled up in bed in each other's arms, taking the morning nice and slow. Sitting on the porch, basking in the sun with a coffee in his hands, you right beside him, just quietly talking about your plans for the day, enjoying the warmth of the sun and the moment. Helping each other get dressed, picking out each other's outfits, joking around the whole time, laughing, and ending up a bit late to wherever you were going because you were just enjoying each other's time. It's a side to Helen that nobody else knows exists, because you're the only person in the whole world that he allows to see this side of himself. To everyone else, he's quiet and unexpressive, if not a bit cold-hearted, and to you, he's bright and soft and loving, and it's something both of you cherish dearly, the ability to be so close, so loving and unrestrained with each other. Sometimes it honestly gets a bit overwhelming to Helen, how easy it is for him to let down all of his guards around you, how appealing it is to just slip into normalcy, as if he's not leading the kind of life he actually is.

Late nights spent curled up in bed reading, cuddling, talking about your days and what your plans for the rest of the week are. Long, slow showers where you wash each other and just relax under the warmth of the water. Evenings spent cooking dinner together, feeding each other taste tests, and listening to quiet jazz in the background. It's all so normal, so casual, so absolutely domestic, and it makes Helen feel the happiest he has ever felt in his whole, entire life. He truly doesn't know what he would do without you now that he has you, because he doesn't think he can go back to the cold, harsh life he was living before he met you now that he has this incredible, soft warmth that you give him. Helen used to dread waking up in the mornings, and now he can hardly go to sleep because he doesn't want his days with you to end. Everyone around the two of you can tell that something has changed in Helen, that he himself is softer now, less harsh and biting, less resistant and grouchy around them, but nobody knows the true extent of how far you have him really wrapped around your finger. This man would literally set the entire world on fire if it was necessary to keep you warm and happy, and that thought both terrifies and excites him. Maybe he never saw himself wearing matching pajama onesies with anyone, but now that he's doing it with you it's become irreplaceable, and something that he cannot and will not bring himself to let go of. You are everything he ever desired and more, and he is so unexplainably thankful to have you in his life, he would die a happy man if he could make sure you love him even a fraction of how much he loves you (which, spoiler alert, you love him just as much, something he can barely make himself believe).

[aliferous-ly]

Mumbo hemmed and hawed, tapping a finger thoughtfully against his chin as he stared into the distance. The others, being a collection of hermits - Grian, Scar, Jevin, Zed, and Keralis - with varying levels of doubt and impatience, remained (mostly) quiet.

"Deepslate redstone," he said, pointing at one pile of red dust. He pointed at consequent piles as he continued. "Normal redstone, baked redstone, and that's just a bunch of dyed gunpowder, which is nasty, quite honestly. That one is, uh... I'm not sure actually, but it's definitely not redstone. A clay, maybe?"

Voices erupted and overlapped with one another.

"What!" Grian exclaimed.

"See, I knew we needed to go more specific, there's so many varieties of redstone, we didn't need the fakes!" Zed said.

"What even is baked redstone?" Keralis said.

"You're unreal, just unreal, dude," Jevin whispered, staring at the dusts in awe.

"Did you cheat? Did someone - someone told you ahead of time, didn't they?" Scar said.

Mumbo held his hands up in alarm, trying to ward off the cacophony. "Woah, woah!"

"Baked redstone is redstone that's been in the nether for awhile," Zed said.

"Ew," Keralis said. "You put nether redstone in your mouth?"

"He put normal redstone in his mouth too! That's not more normal!" Grian said.

"It's totally normal," Zed said.

"It's not. There's no way you can taste a difference between redstone from deepslate or stone. It's just impossible."

"Let's test it again!" Scar exclaimed. "This time with more varieties!"

The other hermits gave scattered assent. Mumbo, who'd actually had plans for his day before this fun little experiment, groaned in dismay.

There was no way he was getting out of this. Mumbo couldn't outstubborn five whole hermits.

[cringe-yet-free]

octonauts but i put them through an incorrect quotes generator

Peso: Go ahead, Captain. Let it out, cry. If you don't, your tear ducts will get blocked up, and then when you get old, you won't be able to cry.

Kwazii: Just when we thought it was safe to let you back into the conversation.

—————

Peso: You can answer almost anything with “Not since the accident.”

Barnacles: Actually, you can’t.

Kwazii: Not since the accident.

—————

Kwazii: No, I don't want to talk about physics! I don't know anything about the laws of physics because they are hard and boring. I simply would like them to behave in a way that is most convenient to ME and MY LIFE! Is that really asking too much?

Shellington: Yes, as a matter of fact, it is!

Kwazii: Well, guess what? Science is stupid bullshit!!

Shellington: You take that back!!!

Kwazii: No. Magic is awesome. Science blows. The end.

—————

Kwazii: Is this mistletoe?

Shellington: Uh, no, no, that is basil.

Kwazii: Too bad cause if it was mistletoe I was gonna kiss you.

Shellington: Yeah, no, it’s still basil.

—————

Kwazii: I'm not superstitious... But I am a little stitious.

—————

Kidnapper: We have your child

Barnacles: I don’t have a child?

Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich?

Barnacles: Oh god, you have Kwazii

—————

Shellington, texting Dashi: *sends a voice message*

Dashi, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?

Shellington: No, don’t worry, just listen later.

*later*

Dashi: *presses play*

Shellington's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-

—————

Barnacles: Shellington just insisted Kwazii and I remember a code word in case we’re ever confronted by their clone or a cyborg doppelgänger and we’re not sure which is the real them and which is the imposter.

Barnacles: Some families have a fire escape plan, but not us.

—————

Tweak, over radio: Testing. Testing. Dashi, can you hear me?

Dashi, standing next to Tweak: I’m standing right here.

Tweak: You’re coming through good and loud.

Dashi: ‘Cause I’m standing right here.

—————

Barnacles: What’s the status up here?

Kwazii: Fucked up, about to die, Shellington’s a nerd. The usual.

—————

Barnacles as a child: I can’t wait to grow up and have cool adventures!

Barnacles now: I can’t wait to go to bed.

—————

Shellington: Kwazii, are you drinking… drinking hydrogen peroxide?!

Kwazii: It says H2O2! That means it’s the sequel to water!

—————

Barnacles: Kwazii, I beg of you. Please, PLEASE go to the doctor.

Kwazii: Hey, I'm sorry. Is this OUR stab wound?

—————

Dashi: Everyone, calm down! We're grown-ups, let's deal with this like adults!

Shellington: So, we're just going to wing it and hope for the best?

Dashi: Obviously. Now, Tweak, pass the shovel.

—————

Tunip, looking over Shellington’s shoulder: You can draw?

Shellington, stopping what they were doing: You can speak?

—————

Shellington: *tapping fingers on table*

Tweak: *taps fingers back furiously*

Peso: …What’s going on?

Dashi: Morse code. They’re talking.

Shellington: -.-- ..- .-. / - …. . / -.-. ..- - . … -

Tweak: *slams hands on table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

—————

Tweak: So, did everyone learn their lesson?

Kwazii: No.

Peso: I did not.

Dashi: I may have actually forgotten one.

Shellington: Also no.

Tweak: Oh good, neither did I.

Barnacles: *Exhausted sigh*

—————

Kwazii, to Tweak: You drink too much, swear too much, and your morals are highly questionable.

Tweak: …

Kwazii: You are everything I’ve ever wanted in a best friend.

[stuffeddeer]

The sun won’t rise any sooner | The Apothecary Diaries | Jinshi x reader

Not to say that Jinshi is a night owl — he's in bed every night at the same time and falls asleep with relative ease — but he is not at all a morning person.

In his position, Jinshi isn't awarded the luxury of a late morning, ushered out of bed every day to get ready for what's ahead. Suiren has chastised him time and time again for being slower to get out of bed, for being sluggish going through the morning motions, for being less responsive all together when she or Gaoshun try and make conversation.

He listens, barely, as his plans for the day are read aloud. That's about all he can muster each morning, eyes still closed and head bobbing as he struggles to even do that.

All this to say, he is not a morning person. Waking up Jinshi is something only Suiren is able to muster, this being why the older woman quickly grew nervous upon finding his bed empty one early morning.

Like every other day, Jinshi hadn't responded to her polite knocks nor her warning that she was entering that came shortly after. Suiren had assumed like every other day, the purple haired boy would be sprawled out on his bed, blankets kicked haphazardly in his sleep, unresponsive to the world.

Some days she found herself not wanting to wake him up, knowing his day prior had been long and today was slated to be the same. Jinshi had lots of work all the time and, while staring at such a vulnerable and exhausted Jinshi, Suiren wondered when he'd truly get a day off.

Not that she'd let him sleep it away, anyway.

This morning could've been like that, with Suiren taking her time to rouse Jinshi from his slumber, yet the only thing roused in that moment is her poor heart. The bed was empty, her master nowhere to be found. The windows were shut, the bed was unmade, the doors had been closed when she arrived. Did someone sneak in and take him? Had word gotten out that the young man was not actually a eunuch but secretly— ?!

Gaoshun needed to be informed. Then, guards - Suiren would need palace guards to survey the area, quickly. She'd lose her life for allowing someone of his stature to go missing, though all that crossed her mind was whether or not the poor boy had been harmed.

Gaoshun was just as frantic learning the news, making his way to Jinshi's chambers as though he'd be able to find him any more than Suiren could. And you— 

Suiren should notify you.

Like Jinshi, one might not define you as a morning person, though you've never had trouble getting out of bed once awake. Your job requires you to be up and ready at the time your master begins to start his day and Suiren has never seen you late in doing so. This particular morning, however, you weren't found in the kitchen where Suiren could usually find you. Surely you too weren't...

After receiving no response to her knocks at the door to your chambers, Suiren announces herself before opening the door. Two kidnappings in one night - she and Gaoshun would surely lose their heads. Yet, upon opening the door, all worry left Suiren's body. She doesn't even have time to be mad, flittering away to let Gaoshun know not to contact the palace guards.

You, however, couldn't share her relieved sentiment, trapped on your bed due to a heavy Jinshi collapsed on top.

Once again, you never usually had trouble getting out of bed in the mornings. A glimmer of the sunrise would shine through your windows, a natural alarm reminding you of your duties that lie ahead. Yet this morning was different, your bed feeling warmer and your body feeling heavier; Staying in bed was undeniably the best course of action. The peek of sunshine that you adored so had been seemingly gone, covered by a presence you hadn't welcomed in yourself.

Quite a while passed before you realized it was your employer - and that you were disastrously late to your morning duties. Who are you, however, to try and awaken someone of his prestige? (Plus, you tried to say his name but the man only grumbled and held you tighter.) Today will just have to have a slow morning.

It's true that when Suiren knocked, you didn't reply. Suiren angry was undoubtedly scary but Jinshi was the one who dictated whether or not you kept your job and stayed in his home, so maybe not yelling right by his ear to announce you're awake would be the better option of the two.

Of course, you're beginning to question that as she appears at the door once again, ignoring you entirely as she makes her way to wake up Jinshi. You'll be getting an earful later, that's for sure.

Jinshi is not a morning person. He's never been good at just rolling out of bed and starting the day, no — wake-ups take a little bit longer.

Mornings, especially early ones, always left him longing for a little self indulgence, to curl up for a mere 5 minutes more and shirk his duties for a little longer. Suiren has never allowed him that, of course, and it's been a long, long while since he has asked.

Falling asleep comes rather easily. He works hard in the day and finds himself exhausted come time for sleep, out like a candle shortly after his pretty head touches the soft pillow. Sleeping through the night isn't exactly an issue either; Maybe once every month, likely closer to every other month Jinshi would find himself waking up part way through.

Nothing a breath of fresh air wouldn't solve, lulling him right back to his bed. A glass of water usually did the trick but he'd awoken that night with a seemingly different thirst. Same feeling yet water was the furthest thing on his mind as he languidly slumped his way through the halls.

Thirst for comfort, warmth, companionship? Jinshi forgot what it even was he did the night before until Suiren and you woke him up, needing the power of a crowbar to try and pry the man's strong grip from his warmth-emitting pillow.

Unfamiliar sheets, no soft feather-stuffed pillow under his head and... something soft in his arms. He'd woken up in a bed that isn't his own. This might cause one to stir, worried for their safety and urgently trying to puzzle out where they've woken up, yet Jinshi only tightened his hold and grumbled. Suiren was saying something beside him so he could confidently say he was still in his home.

Eyes cracked open at her nagging attempts to wake him up only to find you on the receiving end of his grip. You..? Wait.

Now is when Jinshi starts to stir, sitting up suddenly and the most awake he's ever been in a morning. This is where he finds you, in a scandalous state of undress, glued to his chest from where his coverings had opened up in his sleep. His face becomes a deep red, voice caught in his throat as his head snaps away, hoping to spare you his gaze in your current state as though that'll make you think him a gentleman.

It's then that Suiren is finally able to coax Jinshi out of your bed, ushering him out so you can properly prepare for the day and make yourself decent.

The sun was gone and the streets were vacant, any lantern lit in the outer palace walls extinguished. Jinshi found himself sitting up in bed, tossing and turning having not worked to bring him back to the peace of slumber he’d been in mere moments before. A small walk to clear his head, surely that’ll be all he needs.

It’s cool, a slight breeze passing by that brushes the purple hair further toward his face. Jinshi’s tired, heavy eyes shut at the feeling, taking it in for a moment. Two moments. If he would fall asleep standing up, surely this would be the time. Alas, he continues his short walk.

In the distance, the sound of boots against the pathway outside faintly registers in the tall man’s brain - a guard following his late night routine. There’s a sense of ease to knowing that nothing could happen without a guard’s knowledge, is that what Jinshi needs to fall back asleep? Maybe he’ll finish his stroll quickly and return to his chambers.

Of course, he’d halted when passing by yours.

Jinshi wasn’t entirely of sound mind. Does that count as an excuse? The man was exhausted, stumbling about in his robes as he walked up to your door. There was no reason for anyone to think you'd be awake for a chat, yet Jinshi peeked in anyway to see you slumbering away on a bed much tinier than his.

Still, the man had walked through the door, silently shutting it behind him. It looked comfy, right? Maybe the smaller size allowed for a cozier sleep. Jinshi barely remembers even thinking this, the next thing he can properly recall is waking up beside you and Suiren dragging him out.

To say Jinshi is mortified would be an understatement. Memories start to flood back, the foggy image of his sleep deprived stupor leading him out of his room and toward the chambers of his favorite employee. He... agh.

At the same time as Gaoshun face palmed, Jinshi's face dropped into his hands with a smack. He'd never live this down.

[brittle-doughie]

I just thought how Puppeteer from Epic The musical would also fit Eternal Sugar so so much, in this song sorceress Circe seduces Ody's men in order to lure them in and transformed them into pigs. While idk yet what Eternal Sugar plans to do with those she trapped in her paradise, I am sure it's something like Mystic Flour, believing that she is making good but is actually harmful.

Hollyberry: Wildberry Cookie, back so soon Where's the rest of your crew? By the witches, what happened to you?!

Wildberry: We came across a palace, Inside we heard a voice, It seemed to show no malice To greet it was our choice, but nothing could prepare us for the power that awaited inside...

Hollyberry: What did this palace hide?

Wildberry: Ma'am, since we left home we've faced a variety of foes from a wide range of places. Gods, monsters, you know the roster, hostile creatures that we could resist. But this was a hell of a twist, cause we are weak to a power like this.

Hollyberry: What was it?

Wildberry: A woman!

Hollyberry: ...What?

Wildberry: She had us in just two words

Eternal Sugar: Come inside~

Hollyberry: Damn.

Eternal Sugar: Welcome to the best part of your lives. Go ahead and rest wherever you likeI got you, don't worry Eternal Sugar cookie's got you now~

Wildberry: Only I stayed outside, but the rest went in

Eternal Sugar: Take a seat. Let me bring you all something to eat. I bet you're tired from the years spent on your feet. I got you, don't worry Eternal Sugar Cookie's got you now~

Wildberry: By the time they fell asleep on clouds, it was far too late!

Wildberry: For inside the paradise, 

Eternal Sugar: think of your past...

Wildberry: She had cast a spell, 

Eternal Sugar: and your mistakes.

Wildberry: They began to fall asleep, 

Eternal Sugar: they'll be the last...

Wildberry: And lost their passion!

Eternal Sugar: mistakes you'll make.

Wildberry: She changed them!

Eternal Sugar: I got all the power, yeah, I got all the power. No, I'm not a player, I'm a puppeteer~

Says she’s not a player, but does away with them just so she can swipe away Y/N Cookie from out under them!

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Sundew: Chapter 2 (Tom Hiddleston x Mia)

CW: my long standing grudge against a real man with a walnut sized bladder from a flight I took almost 15 years ago... Previous Chapter -- Masterlist -- AO3 -- Kofi Buy Kit a kofi and donate to the fund for publishing original works!

Mia checked the bags one last time just as her phone pinged with a text from Tom. He checked in at the end of every week, making sure she had enough money for the week ahead. Gas, groceries and whatever else she could need, as if he wasn’t scheduling deliveries of laundry soap, cleaning supplies and who knows what else. 

He didn’t need to check on finances. Mia never had to fear running out of money, perhaps for the first time in her life. Since Tom moved them into this apartment, she squirreled away her paychecks, letting the funds build up. It helped her feel safe to have it at hand, in case everything fell apart. 

Using it to book plane tickets and a hotel room for the weekend- that was all she could get off from the casino- though it was the cheapest room she could find that didn’t look certain to give her bedbugs, made her anxious. She was depleting her ‘if Tom bails’ safety net in order to surprise him. 

She hoped it would count for something. 

“Time to go, Sally!” 

Sally was excited about her first plane ride. Mia was far from looking forward to it herself, but the excitement was contagious. Throughout the process of getting through security and to their gate, she took pictures and short clips of Sally with her wide, eager smile with blue NYC teddy bear in her hands. 

Tom didn’t know they were coming and was missing all these new experiences. Hopefully, the surprise would be worth it to him, along with the pictures and videos. 

It washed over Mia as she sat, watching Sally color, that she was worried about Tom missing out on Sally’s firsts, but she hadn’t given a single thought to Ray, her actual father, missing out on her first plane trip. 

The realization made her feel guilty. She shouldn’t though, right? It was a part of moving on. How many birthdays and first days of school did Ray have to miss before Mia allowed herself to stop holding out for hope that he would step up? 

Sally deserved this. Sally deserved a father like Tom. 

Before Mia knew it, they were walking onto the plane and Sally was eagerly bouncing down the small aisle. She wore a pilot’s hat plopped on her head as they boarded and then they settled into their narrow seats. 

It wasn’t comfortable. It was as she tried to explain to Sally what to expect that she realized it was the blind leading the blind child. She hadn’t been on a plane in a very long time herself. 

By the time they were in the air, Mia was regretting not emptying her savings into better seats or abandoning the idea of the total surprise altogether and allowing Tom to help with the trip. Mia wasn’t tall, but the limited legroom left her legs feeling far too big for the space without even factoring in how much of Mia’s limited space Sally somehow found a way to occupy. 

Mia thought she planned the seats perfectly. She had herself sat in the middle with Sally on the aisle. She planned for a restless young child who likely would need multiple bathroom breaks. What she didn’t factor in was the man who claimed the window seat having a bladder the size of a walnut and an unwavering commitment to hydration. 

Within the first half hour in the air, the man had been up twice. It took just an hour for Mia to consider the possible legal repercussions of removing his irritable bladder for him. 

“Excuse me,” he leaned into her space again as he stood. How many times had he gone now? 

“We can switch seats with you,” Mia offered. “If that would be easier for you?”

Please, take it. Please. 

“Oh,” he laughed nervously, “I don’t want to put you two out.” 

“It wouldn’t be any trouble.” Please, take the offer. Take the fucking offer. 

“I prefer the window,” he finally said sheepishly. “It’s better for my anxiety.” 

Of course it is. At least with Sally napping curled up in her seat, it was really only Mia the man was annoying the ever loving shit out of. 

All in all, Sally took to air travel really well. Her ears didn’t pain her with takeoff, and the small seats were big enough to keep her happy. Mia thought she was going to get through the flight with the only annoyance being the man with a walnut bladder. 

Once the flight began its descent into New York City, Mia was in for a harsh reality check. The feeling of going up was exciting and thrilling for Sally. Going down? Absolutely terrifying. 

From the moment the plane made its slight dip in the air, Sally was not okay. It was a struggle for Mia to wrap her arms around her terrified child and hold her tightly. The fright in Sally’s voice broke Mia’s heart, but the exasperated grumbling of Mr. Walnut-Bladder filled that broken heart with rage. 

“It’s okay.” Mia rubbed Sally’s side as she held the small girl tightly through the descent. 

“She’s not helping my anxiety,” Mr. Walnut-Bladder complained. Though he wasn’t talking to Mia, he certainly didn’t keep his voice low enough to keep his thoughts to himself. 

Mia was about to snap at Mr. Walnut-Bladder when Sally whimpered, crying out for her mother as the plane tipped forward more, marking the sharp final descent through the air. Mr. Walnut wasn’t worth the time when Sally needed Mia more. 

“It’s okay,” Sally whispered, hugging her daughter tightly. “We’re safe.” 

“I’m scared.” 

“I know,” Mia hummed, wishing there was more she could do to comfort Sally. “We’ll be on the ground in just a few minutes.” 

The wheels couldn’t touch the ground soon enough. Mia did her best to keep Sally calm until the plane was steady on the ground again. Hopefully, the act of landing would not leave Sally too traumatized to fly home without too much of a fuss. 

If not… well, Mia didn’t have much other choice. It wasn’t like they could just not go home. 

There wasn’t time to dwell on that, though. Everyone was standing and fighting to grab their bags from the overhead bins. Mia may not have gotten to snap at Mr. Walnut-Bladder during the landing, but she got a sick satisfaction of watching him whine and complain about having to piss, yet again, while the aisle was backed up with people. 

It wasn’t that she wanted him to pee his pants like a child. She didn’t wish that on the people who’d have to clean it up, but she wasn’t so sure that if he did, there would be much of a mess with how often he’d been up. 

The moment they stepped off the plane and into the terminal, Mr. Walnut-Bladder was pushing past Mia and the rest of the people, rushing ahead. He was no doubt on a quest for an emergency trip to the bathroom to empty his walnut yet again. 

The taxi ride from the airport to the hotel left Mia mesmerized by the size of the city as Sally dozed next to her. She wasn’t from a small town and Vegas was a big city in its own right, but it was nothing compared to the glory that was New York City. 

There were so many people and worse, they were absolutely everywhere. It was overwhelming, as was the thought that this city was normal to Tom. How many times had be been there? How many more times would he be there? 

Mia was far from well versed in the lay of the city and while she knew where Tom was staying and where about he was filming, she very much knew she could not afford to stay in the same place without asking for help. The hotel she found, though only inching toward the ‘nice’ range of hotel rooms, was somewhat close to where Tom was. 

Hopefully. 

It better be, because the room kinda really sucked. 

Mia just got the bag on the bed when her phone went off, startling her. She looked from Tom’s face on the screen to Sally, bouncing on the bed. It took only a second to tell the child to settle down before she ducked into the bathroom and answered the video call from Tom.

“Hey!” Mia cringed at the sound of her voice. It was a bright, cheery tone and oh so very fake. “What’s up?” 

“‘Ello, darling.” Tom’s face was warm on the screen, contrasting with the dark hair draped and costume he wore. She could see his eyes darting around. “Why are you in a hotel bathroom?” 

“Oh! No reason.” Mia hated how things looked, how they sounded. “It was just one of those long days. I figured I’d take a room to rest in on my lunch.” 

“Right.” Tom cleared his throat. “I just had a few minutes and wanted to see your face. I didn’t think you’d answer since you said you were working doubles.” 

Mia laughed nervously as Sally knocked on the bathroom door, stealing her attention from Tom. “One minute,” Mia said as she directed her attention back to the phone. 

“Who’s there?” Tom asked. 

“Just- uh, just one of my coworkers. We’re splitting the room. We do that sometimes, when a lot of us are working doubles. We’ll get a room and split it between a bunch of us so we can unwind better on our breaks. I’ve gotta… I’ve gotta get back to it, though.” 

“Right, right.” Tom didn’t sound like he believed her. “I’ll let you get to it then.” 

“Right.” Mia realized she didn’t actually know exactly where Tom was. “Oh, Tom?” 

“Yes?” Mia couldn’t tell if he was answering her or someone off to the side who was also talking. “Sorry, they need me back soon.” 

“Where are you guys filming at?” 

Tom rattled off a general area in a rush as someone called for him again in the distance. “I’ve got to get going, darling.” 

“Of course,” Mia said. “I love you.” 

The call disconnected before Tom said the words back. It stung. Of course, Tom was busy. He snuck a moment away to call her and was rushed. It meant nothing at all.

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[wildsaltair]

I’m suing him for irreparable mental damage, from which I will never recover

[priceofreedom]

Mercenaries, Cloud. That's what you an' me are gonna be.

[nnayomaise]

i think the thing that really gets me about all the "we've got to kill this guy kabru" meme redraws with mithrun is that in the very first conversation mithrun has with laios, he trusts him with, essentially the fate of the world and his life long revenge quest against the demon

[coralie--olsen]

Coralie looked to him. "Confidence is key, or, whatever they say," she said with a giggle. "Easy? Nah, I want you to go as hard on me as possible. I assure you, I can take it." She let out a small sigh and looked ahead of her, walking carefully along. Shrugging, she looked to the sky, thinking for a moment. Coralie just didn't see a point in being so closed off. If someone was going to hurt you, they'd do it anyway, whether or not you opened up to them. She'd never experienced such heartbreak, but she knew from her friends back home how it went. "I'm just an honest person. I don't lie. That's what happens with two moms who hold nothing back. I learned quickly that you gain nothing from building friendships and relationships based on lies. I am who I am- shamelessly. You start that way and you'll never trust each other. I just hope you can do the same. " Her eyes moved between him and the path in front of her, making sure to show him she was hearing him, and also making sure not to trip and fall flat on her face- now that would be embarrassing. "I'm glad you think so. Support like that can go a long way, you know? Nobody gets ahead in life without at least one person behind them." She smiled at him but shook her head in disagreement. "Who else will carry it if not me? I wish for a day I could just throw all the school work and responsibilities onto someone else, but, it's my stress and I shouldn't put it on someone else. That's not fair." She furrowed her brows and smirked, looking around as if someone was going to hear their plans. "You challenge me, I've gotta turn it right back around on you. It's only fair, right? I'm not a danger type girl, but maybe you'll be the one to change that." Coralie gave a few nods. "Good, good. I don't wanna go on the run and hideout. Not that it wouldn't be a good time. Nix the 'on the run' and 'crime' part- mayyybeee I'd be in." She bit her lip, excitement glowing on her face. "Rooftop? That sounds like just enough of a mix of dangerous and rule bending that I might actually be in for that." Her steps sped up, almost becoming a skip to make her way to the exit that much faster. "Isn't that what all girls want? What's fun without just a bit of trouble? Especially when it comes in the form of a tall, possibly cute hype man?" Coralie slowed down to a slower step as they neared the exit, shielding her eyes from the setting sun and squinting at the road not far from where they were now. "Can you?" she asked, beginning towards the road.

Callum let out a low whistle, shaking his head with a playful grin. “Damn, alright — confidence level: maximum,” he said, chuckling as he watched her lift her chin proudly. “I like that. But don’t think for a second I’m going easy on you now.” He gave her a teasing wink, falling into step beside her as they made their way down the beach path. As she opened up, he glanced sideways at her, his expression softening into something more thoughtful. “You know, it’s kinda rare for someone to be so open right away. Most people throw up a dozen walls before they let you in — but you…” He gave a small, admiring shake of his head. “You’re just you right from the start. That’s brave, Coralie. And yeah — I’ve got faith in you because I can already see how much you care about the life you’re building. That’s worth backing.” His voice lowered just a touch, more genuine now than teasing. “You don’t have to carry all of it on your shoulders alone, you know.” At her little cringe and quick defense, Callum laughed, nudging her lightly with his elbow. “Relax, I’m messing with you! But hey, you’re the one bringing up danger now. You can’t just drop the word ‘exhilarating’ and expect me not to take that as a challenge.” His grin widened, playful and mischievous. He gave her a dramatic nod at the Bonnie and Clyde line. “Alright, alright — no shootouts, noted. We’ll keep the chaos fun, not felony-level.” He tilted his head, pretending to think hard. “Hmm… ideas? Well, I could take you somewhere totally unexpected — I know a rooftop nearby that’s got the best view of the harbor. Little off-limits, technically, but hey, where’s the fun if you’re not bending a few rules?” As she accepted her smoothie and declared their coming adventure, Callum laughed, falling into an exaggerated marching step beside her. “Lead on, Captain Coralie — but fair warning, I’m pretty sure you’re about to unleash a whole new level of trouble bringing me along.” He shot her a grin over the rim of his smoothie cup. “Think you can keep up?”