#and makes a mess of it

[demaparbat-hp]

That infamous prison escape.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman

[chloesimaginationthings]

RIP Michael Afton.. you would of loved FLAF

[isjasz]

Stellar death

[toast-com]

Nature of Flesh (5-2-24)

Top Hat frowned at the blood-covered figure standing at his table, currently tearing apart an animal he had brought with him, alternating between eating said animal and staring intensely at its bones.

That figure was no other than Billy Shoepack, the eldritch deity Top Hat had foolishly struck a deal with.

"So, Top Hat." Billy spoke, twirling a femur between his fingers. "Tell me. What do you think the nature of flesh is?" Top Hat frowned at the question.

Did it have a correct answer? Or was Billy simply throwing him for a loop, as the god was wont to do, fickle as he was?

"...I'm not entirely sure." He admitted. "Something about mortality, maybe?"

He gave a disdainful sniff, frowning at the coppery smell of blood as it seeped into the wood of his dining table.

The sound of tearing flesh was loud as Billy sank his claws into the creature's corpse again.

He stared at the chunk of bloody meat, popping it into his mouth, before thrusting his hands back into the carcass, ripping the spine out of its body.

"Hm. You're surprisingly close to the answer." He bit down on one of the creature's kidneys with a growl, swallowing the hunk of meat. "For once."

He stuck his clawed fingers underneath the skin of the corpse's head, violently tearing it off, exposing the skull, gleaming with viscera.

"However, the nature of flesh is not wholly mortality." He balled his hand into a fist, bringing down on the skull with a loud crack.

"It is violence, and love. Sustenance and war!" He pushed pieces of the skull around, making more of a mess, and picked up the brain.

"It is rot and destruction. The flesh wars against itself, and in its arrogance..." Billy brought the brain to his mouth, brutally tearing through it with his viciously sharp teeth.

"It perishes. The flesh thinks he knows everything. But, in actuality, he knows nothing at all. He lives and he dies, over and over in an unending cycle of birth and decay!"

He cackled madly, before slamming his fist down on the creature's lower jaw, smashing it to pieces.

His hand came away bloody, and Top Hat couldn't tell if the blood belonged to the corpse or to Billy.

"He runs, living and dying for his entire pathetic, finite existence in a narrow, cramped burrow."

Billy reached for the the liver, claws gouging the flesh, his eyes blazing otherworldly in the dim light.

"Surrounded by others of his repulsive kind, he squeals in the dark and the damp. Inhaling his own sick. Consuming his own rot."

He attacked the rest of the intestines with a calculated savagery.

*And when he draws his final breath, he will die, as his kind does." Billy was breathing heavily, bright eyes unfocused.

"He is but a corpse in a rotting pit of corpses, and there is nothing distinguishing his dead body from the next."

Billy straightened from his hunched position over the table, claws leaving deep gashes in the intricately patterned wood.

He turned to look at Top Hat, a grin on his face.

"That, Top Hat, is the nature of flesh."

[iztea]

awkward helicopter ride back home

[zillychu]

get MOLTED, idiot

[eric-the-disposable-demon]

Uh-

just found out my cousin (who lives in England) is in the art department of a bunch of shows??? And she worked oN DOCTOR WHO? AND HAD LUNCH WITH DAVID TENNANT???? and she just told me so casually because she's interested in the art, not the show? I mean, excuse me? She worked on SHERLOCK???? FOR A WHOLE SEASON?? She worked on Peaky Blinders and Lord of the Rings and Game of Thrones??? And probably other things because she has a shitty memory and according to her everything is a blur?? AND AT ONE POINT SHE WAS LIKE: "oh and have you ever heard of Neil Gaiman?" And I was trying not to scream, because yes, of course I've heard of Neil, he's only my favorite author, I've only read like all of his books multiple times, and if you say you worked on Good Omens or the Sandman I'm going to lose it completely. So I said "yeah I've read a couple of his books," -you know, like a liar- "what about him?" and she goes "well I worked on one of his shows and he's brilliant i just can't remember which one" and i go "w-what do you mean he's brilliant? You're.. you're talking about his writing... his writing is brilliant, right?" And she cheerfully says "oh no I don't read books, I ment he was really nice and brilliant when I talked to him" and i go "WHAT DID YOU TALK ABOUT WHAT DID YOU TALK ABOUT" and she thinks for a moment and goes "oh! BRICKS" WHAT IN THE WORLD YES NO THAT MAKES SENSE YOU GET TO WORK AND TALK WITH NEIL FUCKING GAIMAN AND YOU TALK ABOUT BRICKS? NO THAT'S TOTALLY NORMAL I'M NOT MAD ".... it was what I was designing at the time, I needed to know what vibe the bricks should have. Anyway want to see the spinning fireplace I made for doctor who" WHAT THE FUCK.

@neil-gaiman do you remember any brick conversations by any chance

[mipexch]

i'll fix it

[paiigemahoney]

9-1-1 | Hen & Chimney "And thanks for following me down that hillside." "The first of many, I'm sure."

[hinamie]

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[bigfatbreak]

they both got bonked for being silly.

[radish-breath]

I've recently been doing a lot of Drawpile sessions with pals, they're so much fun. Here are some of the doodles I've done that I might eventually do stuff with

[gatinhopeludo]

[serene-bambi]

brittany murphy outside her ballet class wearing pink leg warmers, louboutins and a chanel purse in 2005

[tiger-grace]

The Dark Knight, Batman, Mr. “I am the night” maintaining his mystery even while revealing his identity in a justice league meeting:

The JL: Bruce Wayne?!

His wayward children, who have scheduled a “Brucie Wayne” funniest moments and scandals compilation to kick on in about 30 seconds on the monitor:

The JL: … bruce wayne