#and makes a mess of it

[demaparbat-hp]

That infamous prison escape.

[arcanegifs]

Nightmare on Reroll Street: Part 2 | Into the Arcane Launch Cinematic - Teamfight Tactics

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman

[ninarexic]

[mipexch]

i'll fix it

[chloesimaginationthings]

RIP Michael Afton.. you would of loved FLAF

[isjasz]

Stellar death

[toast-com]

Nature of Flesh (5-2-24)

Top Hat frowned at the blood-covered figure standing at his table, currently tearing apart an animal he had brought with him, alternating between eating said animal and staring intensely at its bones.

That figure was no other than Billy Shoepack, the eldritch deity Top Hat had foolishly struck a deal with.

"So, Top Hat." Billy spoke, twirling a femur between his fingers. "Tell me. What do you think the nature of flesh is?" Top Hat frowned at the question.

Did it have a correct answer? Or was Billy simply throwing him for a loop, as the god was wont to do, fickle as he was?

"...I'm not entirely sure." He admitted. "Something about mortality, maybe?"

He gave a disdainful sniff, frowning at the coppery smell of blood as it seeped into the wood of his dining table.

The sound of tearing flesh was loud as Billy sank his claws into the creature's corpse again.

He stared at the chunk of bloody meat, popping it into his mouth, before thrusting his hands back into the carcass, ripping the spine out of its body.

"Hm. You're surprisingly close to the answer." He bit down on one of the creature's kidneys with a growl, swallowing the hunk of meat. "For once."

He stuck his clawed fingers underneath the skin of the corpse's head, violently tearing it off, exposing the skull, gleaming with viscera.

"However, the nature of flesh is not wholly mortality." He balled his hand into a fist, bringing down on the skull with a loud crack.

"It is violence, and love. Sustenance and war!" He pushed pieces of the skull around, making more of a mess, and picked up the brain.

"It is rot and destruction. The flesh wars against itself, and in its arrogance..." Billy brought the brain to his mouth, brutally tearing through it with his viciously sharp teeth.

"It perishes. The flesh thinks he knows everything. But, in actuality, he knows nothing at all. He lives and he dies, over and over in an unending cycle of birth and decay!"

He cackled madly, before slamming his fist down on the creature's lower jaw, smashing it to pieces.

His hand came away bloody, and Top Hat couldn't tell if the blood belonged to the corpse or to Billy.

"He runs, living and dying for his entire pathetic, finite existence in a narrow, cramped burrow."

Billy reached for the the liver, claws gouging the flesh, his eyes blazing otherworldly in the dim light.

"Surrounded by others of his repulsive kind, he squeals in the dark and the damp. Inhaling his own sick. Consuming his own rot."

He attacked the rest of the intestines with a calculated savagery.

*And when he draws his final breath, he will die, as his kind does." Billy was breathing heavily, bright eyes unfocused.

"He is but a corpse in a rotting pit of corpses, and there is nothing distinguishing his dead body from the next."

Billy straightened from his hunched position over the table, claws leaving deep gashes in the intricately patterned wood.

He turned to look at Top Hat, a grin on his face.

"That, Top Hat, is the nature of flesh."

[kittiestarr33]

[iztea]

awkward helicopter ride back home

[zillychu]

get MOLTED, idiot

[paiigemahoney]

9-1-1 | Hen & Chimney "And thanks for following me down that hillside." "The first of many, I'm sure."

[hinamie]

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[bigfatbreak]

they both got bonked for being silly.

[pigeonentity]

i feel like, while gabriel gives adrien orders in an obvious way, just clearly telling him what to do, emilie would give him instructions through compliments-- you're a good son, you're such an obedient boy-- and reassurances-- you're going to love this, you won't mess up your photoshoot-- and it seems harmless, she's being nice, but if you watch she always touches her ring when she says something like this. and she's never wrong about adrien.