#and made me laugh so hard I couldn't not

[mickules]

Why is it even called a Funeral anyway? There's nothing fun about it.

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So guess what major life event I had to muddle through huh?

to top it off too, I've also had a bunch of OTHER major life changes all happening at once, including stuff with my job and flat- positive things! But not without their own share of stress

I'm doing alright, no need to worry about me, but as you can imagine any art plans kinda went straight out the window. I just had to get my head back on straight.

I'm back in the swing of things, excited about what's coming up, and have got some fun things in the works!

much love for all your patience.

[lalalalalalakakakak]

Vox might not be able to hit on Alastor but he hit the gym for sure

Val has the best problem solving skills of Hell

Headcanons:

Vox doesn't work out for shit. He would even forget to eat if Val and Vel didn't check on him at least once a day.

Val denies it saying that he is "naturally this good" but in reality he hits the gym quite often to be always in top shape and he does a lot of squats (to keep his ass round).

Vel publicly goes to te gym a lot to shoot video and to snap pictures. It's unclear if she also work out while she is there.

[killjoy-prince]

House M.D. but it's when a character says the name of the episode

[cowardlykrow]

After Cyn's done tryna kill him, she'll eventually relent and they can get to work... whatever that is. I didn't do the outfit any justice, but the second i saw the Cowboy!Curt mega @ricky-mortis made i was literally like, "yes, that is IT."

This is, in my heart, a cannon fit for this au

[cannibalovers]

"My husband has a very sophisticated pallete. Hes very particular about how I taste."

"...is it that kind of party?"

[hero-of-the-wolf]

For the ask game: Hyrule gets whumped

“Hyrule.” Warriors’ voice suddenly rose above the static buzzing in his ears. Hyrule blinked in surprise, squinting up to see that the other man was leaning above him. “... focus. I need you….”

Warriors needed him…?

Was someone injured? They were all out of healing supplies, so Hyrule’s magic was their own hope if someone was badly injured. But he had used all of it during the fight, he hadn’t even had enough left over to heal himself, and he knew that it wouldn’t regenerate fast enough to… to….

“...rule, focus on me.”

Someone was tapping his face. Hyrule twitched in discomfort, dragging his eyes open again (when had they closed?) to glare up at the captain.

The blurry face gave him a comforting smile. “There we go.”

[skulandcrossbones]

if i had to experience this bizarrely homoerotic moment from a 2.5 star 2000 action film starring sylvester stallone then so do you

[shigussy]

i keep getting tiktoks of these younger gen z kids referencing a time they did something relating to fandom in public and now they're embarrassed by it and everytime i see one i sit there thinking over all of middle and high school and having genuinely 0 moments that i feel embarrassed by, like i definitely did a lot of shit these kids would be embarrassed by but i think these are all just really fucking funny

also photographic evidence of the kinda kid i was. these are from 2014/15 when i was in 8th grade

-desolation row one shot(still on wattpad gerard way/reader smut)

-twerk it on (mcr crack fanfic no longer on wattpad but i have another fic in my library called twerking in taco bell which definitely ALSO used for my reading log)

-frank iero must die(a serial killer/assassin frerard fic, still on wattpad)

-hair (really vague maybe a phanfic? nowhere in my wattpad library rip)

my binder i used in 7th grade i had a blue one that looked pretty similar to this for 8th grade but idk where it went, also the parts i scribbled out are my full legal name i had written on it. i wrote it normally and then the big spot is where i wrote my name REALLY BIG in elysian code from the vladimir tod books. also the lines are from when i used an exacto knife to cut up some papers and forgot that my binder was underneath

in conclusion yall can now see why im so shameless about talking about shigaraki the way i do

[imminent-danger-came]

I really am so sad I don't like isat. The themeing was very good

[tenpintsof-sundrop]

Hotch: Do we all know what L.D.S.K. stands for? Y/N: Lick my Dick... Suck... Cunt... but with a K? (Everyone staring at you.) Y/N: ... I'm a detective. Everyone: ... Hotch: It stands for Long Distance Serial Killer. And we're going to talk in my office later.

[thefloatingstone]

Still kind of giggling over the fact that, according to my youtube comments, apparently the most savage thing I have every said about a piece of media in my videos was "It is perfectly serviceable as an episode of a cartoon".

[jet-bradley]

Notable quotes from this match:

"Just got two of them in one shot, didn't take two this time!" - @space-shuttle-discovery

"Congratulations Dr. Freeman, you've prevented 9/11" - @amuseablesun

[butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway]

Gotta admit, I didn't expect this to come up while I was listening to Willie Nelson, but I probably should have

Anyway. #gendershit

[dramatic-dolphin]

when i was like 11 i liked to lie that i was a 16 year old girl named kriszti. i didn't say this under the last post because um. i did not use that lie to avoid being targeted by older people. quite the opposite 😐

[myenterpriseisparked]

Beverly: Well, I got pregnant that night.

Jean-Luc:

[crossbackpoke-check]

blessed be (lorscher bienensegen) | telling the bees (wiþ ymbe)

Telling the bees [1] [2 - Colleen English] [3 - C. W. Hagge] // "Letter to Someone Living Fifty Years from Now" [remixed, abridged], Matthew Olzmann // "About Suffering" [remixed, abridged], Elisa Gabbert // "Bees, Honeycombs, Honey", Hayan Charara // [Albert Camus] in "A Time of Bees", Mona Van Duyn | Len Redkoles, Steve Caplan, Bruce Bennett, Andre Ringuette, Emilee Chen