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!Spoilers Under The Cut!
Last critical leaning post, but warning I am gonna boarderline vent here. Hopefully after this I can take up enjoying the vagueness the ending left us with but. Still gotta get this out.
Gonna say it: I swear they just were to scared to give Jinx a positive ending. Like they had such a perfect set up for it and plain and simple the writers were not brave enough to give her the ending she should have gotten.
I wholeheartedly disagree with this idea of her running away is a good ending. It's a terrible one, because it doesn't allow her to heal anything. It allows her to run away from what she needs to heal. It's avoidance not growth. Guess I can be happy she wasn't really dead but that's kinda the most positive thing I can say about her exiling herself by leaving. And this being what is probably a sacrifice for Vi's happyness when it also takes her away from whatever is very clearly being built between her and Ekko? Again. That's not good in my opinion. It's going backwards for her. Chooseing things based on what someone else wants, not herself.
And let me be clear: leaving behind the two people she loves and has a connection with? Is completely out of character for her.
So unless it is intentionally meant to be a short lived absence, which we have nothing inplying that to be the case, I think her leaving is only a few points better than her actually dieing.
It would have made so much more sense to show her coming back and joinning the Firelights and the others who were fighting with them. Her sacrifice, than her walking in amongst a group of Zaunites and Ekko noticing her and a laugh as she plays with him for a minute. It's an open ended thing- we don't know if she really is fully joinning them, how she feels about the new situation between the cities, or Vi- but she is there and faceing the new.
THAT would be so many worlds better than her just being assumed dead and leaving her life completely behind. Because doing that doesn't break the cycle of killing the way Silco was encourageing her to do- it just prevents her from having to make any changes.
Whew. Okay. There, off my chest.
I do have a whole post like this about Episode 7 that I might get the heart up to actually post. Though, I almost refuse just on grounds so many Timebomb fans are loving and enjoying it. The last thing I want to do is tear it down, even if I haveing a harder time of it.
But hopefully with this out I can play with some of the freedom this ending did bless us with. If nothing else, I can have any ending I want because they just let Jinx fly off.
#arcane season 2#arcane season 2 spoilers#Critical Post#Long Post#Jinx#Ekko#Vi#Timebomb#Ekko x Jinx#Because yea that is a part of this as well
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Ten-tickles
🎂: Epic the musical
🧁:Poseidon, Odysseus
🍫: Poseidon, Odysseus, Crew
Summary: Poseidon decides that instead of murdering an entire fleet, he’ll just humiliate the captain instead. It backfires.
A/N: thanks to the Anon who gave me the idea! I hope it’s what you pictured! Once again not super proud of the ending but whatevs. Some of the lines might be used in No More Suffering, we’ll… sea. Anyway, Enjoooooy! :3
Cw: swearing and intense tickles!
Ten-tickles
A loud, roaring voice echoed over the water.
“ODYSSEUS OF ITHACA!… do you know who I am?”
It was Poseidon, god of the seas, and he was pissed, his voice full of malice.
‘Oh no..’ Odysseus’ thoughts rang like bells in his head, trying to think of some way out of this.
Time passed, the god ranting angrily about a ‘lesson’ and how Odysseus needed to be ruthless and cruel.
“Come here, Odysseus.”
He paused, raising an eyebrow skeptically.
“You’re… not going to kill me?”
Poseidon sighs. “Sadly, no. The fates have it in your future to get home safely. I cannot change that no matter how hard I try, so why bother.”
“Wait, really?” Odysseus grew so much hope at the words. He was going to get home. It was fate. But he was still confused. “Theeeeen… why?”
“You’ll see. I might not be killing you, but you do deserve a punishment, and I intend to deliver.”
Odysseus walks towards Poseidon, hesitant. But he doesn’t know what the god will do if he doesn’t obey, and how much worse it could be.
Once he’s in front of the god, he scoops up Odysseus, and taunts threateningly.
“I think a bit of public humiliation will be well suited~” Odysseus didn’t know why, but the tone he used sent shivers down his spine.
“what?”
With a sly, evil chuckle, Poseidon started to lightly scratch at Odysseus’ sides, forcing him to gasp and snap his mouth shut to prevent any more sounds from escaping. “Ah, I knew you’d fight~ makes it all the more embarrassing when you break, doesn’t it~?”
Odysseus was pursing his lips, struggling not to let the muffled giggles escape as he squirmed in place. Out of all the possibilities this was definitely not what he expected. He never would have thought Poseidon would resort to tickling of all things in a million years. And it made him feel a little more confident in what he could get away with. That’ll be important later.
In the meantime, Poseidon was still scratching gently against his side, getting faster and faster with each pass to increase how ticklish it felt. It was getting harder for Odysseus to hold back his giggles, muffled snickers and huffs of air that sounded more and more like laughter than breathing being released with every passing moment.
Then Poseidon worked his way under Odysseus’ arms- and he broke.
“Ppfft- fuhuhuhuck! Ehehahahahaha!”
Poseidon smirked, a smug expression dawned on his face as he spoke with a teasing lilt. “There we go~” he gave a sly chuckle before continuing, “I knew you’d break.”
“Shihihit- stohohop!” The unusual method of revenge was certain out working as intended, a blush dusting the captains face as he couldn’t do anything but laugh at the wiggling claws against his skin. His men looking on, confused and curious but also a little amused.
“Why should I? Seems to be working.”
Feeling a little emboldened by the lack of painful torture or murder, Odysseus decided to fight back. He started to move around and try to push Poseidon off, which wasn’t working. (At least not yet.)
The god let out another chuckle. “Oh? Trying to fight, are we?” After saying the words, Poseidon increased the intensity of the sensation, digging into Odysseus’ underarms with the exact pressure to make it extremely ticklish.
Odysseus twitched and let out a surprised bark of laughter before his giggles and laughs got much louder. “HOhoholy- gahahahah! Nohohohoho!”
“That’s what you get for trying to fight~”
Odysseus still felt that fire to fight however, and continued to do so, even though every time he did the tickles got more intense, making it harder for him to fight back.
“Ehahahahahaha fuhuhuck- ahahahahaha!”
“Stop trying to fight, stupid mortal. Every time you try I’m just going to make it worse.”
As Odysseus continued to struggle, Poseidon threw in some very corny jokes. “Seriously, Odysseus, you’d think you’d know better than to mess with a god, come on, water you thinking?”
If Odysseus wasn’t too occupied with being tickled, he would’ve blinked confusedly. “Whahahahat wahahas thahat? Thahat wahas hohohorrible!”
“I mean, you’re laughing. Can’t be that bad.”
“Thahahats Behehecause Yohoure tihihickling mehehehe!”
“Am I? I don’t know, sounds fishy.”
Odysseus groans through his laughs. “Uhuhugh, thahat wahahas wohohorse!”
Poseidon chuckled. What can he say? he loved a good ocean pun. “I mean, I like it, but that’s just how I Eel about it.”
Odysseus struggled even more, fueled by the amazing horrible puns. This led to Poseidon making the sensation stronger once again, forcing Odysseus into hysterics.
“Haha, I would stop struggling if I were you. You wouldn’t want to get yourself into even worse of a situation.”
But Odysseus continued to fight, and eventually going through the more intense feeling paid off, as he successfully got out of Poseidons hold and latched onto his side, quickly turning the tables.
“Whahahahat thehehe- hey!” Poseidon protested as Odysseus started to scribble and poke at his sides, flipping the situation to his favor.
“Haha, not so smug now, are ya?” He taunts with a chuckle, still scribbling his side. Odysseus turns to his crew. “Come help me with this, will ya?”
They immediately obey, a bunch of the men gathering around the now laughing, squirming god.
Poseidon could easily get out of this. Or at least he should be able to. He’s a god! But for some reason he finds that his strength is sapped from the tingling sensation, partially because.. he wasn’t sure he wanted them to stop.
“Hehahahaha dahahamn yohohou!”
Despite the protests, and despite the fact that he hasn’t really come to terms with the feelings himself, but Poseidon doesn’t entirely hate this. There are far too many men to count individually gathered around him and holding him there, scratching and scribbling on his whole torso, making him squirm and giggle endlessly.
But.. he found that he didn’t really want to make them stop. His angry mood from earlier was definitely fading, replaced by a giddy nervousness and happiness as the pleasant tingles zapped and sparked across his skin, sending him into fits of laughter.
Odysseus decided to use a bit of his own medicine, with a corny dad joke. “How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?”
“Whahahahat-?”
“Ten-tickles”
Poseidon wasn’t going to lie, he did laugh a little harder at the pun. Which Odysseus picked up on, of course.
“No way you actually liked that.” The captain teased with a laugh, only making Poseidon blush a bit.
The men continued to scratch and scribble and tickle the god of the tides, as he squirmed around.
“Hehehahahahaha shihihit! Mohortahahals- stahahahap!”
“Hmmm… I don’t think so.” Odysseus teased again, only increasing the intensity of his scratching. “You got me first.”
“Ahahahahahah shihit- nohohoho!”
Odysseus laughed with an overly dramatic scoff. “Um, yeah you did.”
“Yohou knohohow thahahats nohot whahat ihi meheheant- FUHUCK!” He was cut off by snort and louder laughter as someone started to lightly trace his gills.
“Haha, good job, Polites! Looks like you found a good spot.”
“SHiHIHIT NOHOT THEHERE- AHAHAHA!” The god’s laughter was much louder and more hysterical now, as one man, supposedly Polites, scratched around his gills and another traced his ear fins, some of his most ticklish spots.
And it wasn’t just those two spots either, there were also wiggling fingers on his ribs, stomach, sides, armpits, everywhere. It was so overwhelming, a strong sensory overload, but at the same time it felt… good. Poseidon found himself enjoying this, even though he was desperately laughing and struggling as he was tickled relentlessly by several men.
“IHIHIHI CAHAHANT- SHIHIHIT! STAHAHAHAP!”
“What’s wrong? The great god of the seas can’t handle a little tickling?”
The words made a blush spread on Poseidon’s face. “SHUHUHUT UHUP!”
Odysseus hummed and tapped his chin with one hand in mock thought, the other still teasing and tickling the soft flesh of the sea god. “Hmmm… let me think about it… no.”
“COHOHOME OHON! OHOHO MYHY- STAHAHAHAP! AAHAHAHAHAHA!” His laughter was loud and hysterical, tears starting to form in his eyes from the force of it. It tickled so much and they weren’t. Stopping. He was overcome with laughter and snorts, the electric, buzzing sensation never letting up around his gills or anywhere else.
He didn’t want to beg. That was so gods damn embarrassing, especially for a deity. But he was getting pretty damn close. It was so bad, yet so good at the same time, sending floods of happy chemicals through his systems from all the laughter. But despite that, it was still far too much for him to handle, so he eventually lost his grip over his words and self control, and… he started to beg.
“PLEHEHEHEASE- STAHAHAHAP! IHIHITS TOHOHOO MUHUHUCH PLEHEHEASE! IHIM SOHOHORRYYY!”
Odysseus smirked. “You’re gonna be nice? You’re gonna leave me and my men alone?”
“FUHUHUCK- YEHEHEHES! JUHUHUST STAHAHAP!”
Odysseus raises a hand to signal his men to stop, and they release Poseidon, who starts to breath heavily, giggles infesting every exhale.
“Hahahaha… hoholy fuhuhuck..you dehefinetly took my lesson in ruhuthlehessness..”
“I did, didn’t I?”
Poseidon eventually managed to cool his leftover giggles, and then perched himself on a pillar of water, holding his trident.
“Lesson fucking learned. I’ll leave you alone.” He chuckles a bit and then drops himself into the water, fading into the darkness of the ocean floor.
Odysseus chuckles as well, retaking his position at the wheel.
“That was certainly… an experience.”
“That it was.” Eurylochus confirmed. “It’s not every day you see a god begging and laughing hysterically.”
They continued on their way, sailing away towards a nearby island. Who knows what they’d face there.
———THE END————————————————
#parrotwrites#sfw tickle community#epic the musical tickles#lee!poseidon#ler!odyssues#ler!crew#ler!poseidon#lee!odysseus
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Beverly: Well, I got pregnant that night.
Jean-Luc:
#picard spoilers#picard#this meme has been in my head all day#i was literally trying so hard not to laugh at work because I couldn't stop thinking about his face after that sentence#like buddy#you knew that was what happened#why are you shocked#made me laugh way harder than it should have#anyway#beverly crusher#jean luc picard#P/C
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I didn’t have “Cherri Bomb’s original pilot VA becomes a lawyer” on my 2024 bingo card. But here we are.
#Hazbin Hotel#Cherri Bomb#What is even happening#This made me laugh way harder than I should have#Cherri Bomb Hazbin Hotel#Western Animation
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god my coworker is cool but they like constantly try to one up everything i say. i forget what exactly we were talking about but i mentioned how my family is irish and mexican and there's lots of alcoholism/ addiction. and they were like "yeah my dad's addiction is scary. he loves smoking and adds mint essential oil bc they don't sell menthols" or whatever and like um. well my dad's addiction killed him so
#i didn't tell them about my dad but i should. just to ruin the mood#but knowing them they would have made it about themself somehow🙄#i'm sorry but i wanted to laugh in their face#like you're talking about cigarettes..... and then they said their mom is addicted to shopping#like you've got to be fucking kidding me....#m#also today i jokingly was like being a bi woman is so hard i'm only into gay guys#and they were like well dating a nonbinary person is even harder i don't even know who is into me#like okay well i was fucking joking first of all and they way they phrased it was so weird and combative#and completely just ignoring how actually scary and dangerous it can saying a woman esp a fat woman & we have more things in common than no#i want to make it clear and i recognize what they're saying and its true. i'm just saying we experience very similar things#whatever i was just so annoyed
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@gctchell
//SCREAMING AND KICKING AS YOU DRAG ME TOWARDS MY NEW AGE
#(HAHAHA THANK YOU XD)#(this made me laugh way harder than it should have xD)#(IT’S THE DIRTY 30 YEARS HONEY AAAAA)#ooc: alakazam#gcthell#friend shenanigans
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i had to
#this made me laugh way harder than ot should have#good omens#good omens season 2#good omens 2#aziraphale#beware the pipeline
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#it's the way my brother just says things#this made me laugh way harder than it should have lmao#jules talks (and talks)#the sibs
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#Randomly remembered this scene earlier#It made me laugh way harder than it should have#dazai osamu#bsd fyodor#bsd
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me and @ceo-of-lesbians praying to Sappho to fly us and all the other girlies to The Island of Lesbos for their big gay parties and so we can oogle the pretty ladies
#this made me laugh way harder than it should have#the image appeared to me so viscerally#so i scrambled to make it while my potato’s boil#LETS START PACKIN UP NOVA#IM SURE SHELL BE HERE ANY MINUTE FOR THE ONE WAY TRIP#maybe we can get some poetry signed as well#it has spoken#lesbian#sapphic#sappho
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SINCE WHEN HAVE YOU BEEN CIS
Karkat I'm so sorry you had to find out this way
#asks that made me laugh much harder than they should have#like since birth i guess??????#was there a specific way you wanted this answered LOL#idk i guess i dont have it listed anywhere maybe thats on me#the group chat also reminded me that kassie with a k is a very popular tgirl name nowadays#im cis my dad just named me after the protagonist of the 1989 film warlock
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just wanna remember this. finally i triumph over that man (thanks kc)
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saw this tweet somewhere and had to make it these two (even if it is ooc as HELL 😭🤚. but it reminded me of — i think — you mentioning how laito comments on richter’s balding SKSJSJSK)
@fruit-of-infidelity | (pls forgive the tag for smth this silly 😞🤚)
#; poo talk#these silly doods#okay maybe it should be the other way around but#ryuuto going ‘teehee’ made me laugh way harder than it should have
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I’m fucking screaming. FFXV is one of those crappy mobile game ads on Instagram.
I’M LOSING IT WATCHING NOCTIS AND LUNA MOVE AROUND LIKE BOTS!! 😂😂
#someone said it’s time to let noctis rest in peace#And that made me laugh way harder than it should have#funny#my screenshots#ffxv
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@cody-hammond
"tav FORCES astarion not to ascend"
astarion after tav forced him not to ascend
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age gap autumn girl fuck you
#laid down on his bed he asks if i’m alright with him locking the door i say should i be afraid of you locking the door he rolls his eyes#i’m watching a pot on his stove we’re alone in his apartment he’s standing right behind me and i look at the glass of his kitchen window#so i can catch his reflection he’s just standing there waiting for his vegan pasta his meatless dish but i still feel like prey this#weekend i shared a hotel room with the kids they came over at night to watch a game and they’re all cuddled up around me they’re all#laughing and laughing and laughing and telling me about their exes and their boyfriends and i’m under the arm of one of them and he says#kitty kitty you’re going to fall off the bed i rest my head on another’s calf and she says kitty your hair is so soft and they’re all#laughing#i keep this in my drafts and a month after it's freezing at night i'm looking up at a man that might be fifty or at least forty five i#ask his name which i don't remember now because i was plastered. i was so drunk i tell him mister whatever-his-name was you're so handsome#and he blushes like i'm the one chasing him and that's because i am. i am laughing with all of my teeth out. he giggles pretty like i've#spent years doing and i ask him what is it sir what is it and he says i'm not usually told that and i nudge a little more i say you don't?#how? you're so handsome i say it in the way they all taught me in the way i've heard it before i keep going until he leaves for his place#but he doesn't invite me back because it's clear i've made him uncomfortable so i frown a little and lean back towards the boy i made out#with the night before i tell him huh old guy won't fuck me and he laughs he says so you really like them older i say yeah i laugh#i laugh and then i say but they don't seem to like me anymore he makes a joke about me having cut my hair short and i say no it's because#i'm too old for them now and he shakes his head do you see how fucked up that is he tells me and i just laugh harder but don't tell him it#is the truth. but not the whole of it. the rest of the truth is in me prowling through the bars another night and making eyes at them#instead of baring my neck when they come at me it's in me growing into a man in the steel of elevators and their sheets in the ac of their#offices and the heat of their cars and outgrowing them not to turn away from them but to become them that salivating beast they all are#all of us are i lean back on walls and show them a hip a boot-ed-on foot that is still small a wrist that is still thin a jaw that still#won't grow fuzz but don't they see right through they see right through this too small costume i've put on for them in the same way i#used to swear i saw through them too i swore i saw them for what they were but without even noticing they've done what they do in movies#and books and songs and middle-school health classes like in every warning that was given to me but here in this far away country i just#laugh and laugh harder when he says it makes sense though i mean i'm older than you too and he's only 24 and he says it so boyishly#almost with a pout and i cackle and he laughs too and there we are and we sound like children there in the street
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