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increasingly of the opinion that the Star Wars character with the cool-aunt shows-up-at-Life Day-With-Every-Possible-Dangerous-Toy in the Falcon and enjoys a cheeky little prosecco spritzer at 5:23 pm while tuning out her friends’ chirping about their little bundles of joy pure unadulterated wine-aunt energy belongs to none other than Leia Organa herself. Periodically she is left to hold the Nephew (grogu) and she’s like... who is this gremlin? her will is a three-way split between chewie grogu and poe dameron
#i guess i'm ignoring both new canon and eu stuff to me but extremely childfree leia is very fun to me personally#she has a new republic to build and just did Not vibe with having a child at 24 after a major war ok#i also i guess am kind of.. biased by my hatred of the fandom response to the new movies#and like the new movies themselves#i guess it COULD have been done well but i dislike the evil-son plotline soooo much#it makes leia's story so deeply unremittingly tragic and lead to fandom colouring genocide as her particular fault for being a /bad mom/#no i fully choose to believe in awkward auntie who rented the world's most tricked out bounce house for her beloved beloved godchild (poe#dameron)'s birthday
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all the yt film snobs were kinda right about saltburn being a tumblr movie since apparently everyone on all other platforms thinks it's an "eat the rich" movie?? like girl did we watch the same movie
#“upper middle class eating the upper class” is not a satisfying movie premise why would you think that's what it is#like it's not perfect but the imperfections are gonna be blinding when you try to see it as something it so clearly isn't#how the fuck did so many people miss the point so hard like the message isn't even that hidden#(just for clarification- i believe one of the messages/themes of the movie is about sore losers who invent a new narrative that portrays#themselves as the winner. that makes it seem like they're some sort of mastermind when in reality they're a sad freak who are willing to do#everything to become one with the elite- to achieve the unachievable)#someone on here posted once that in the UK the gap between the upper class and the middle class is even bigger and harder to close which de#adds to the longing to be a part of the Cattons#saltburn#saltburn 2023
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So, I broke down and made a meme version of this post.

(Alt/cleaner ver under the cut)

#sonic the hedgehog#sonic movie#knuckles the echidna#knuckles whipple#sonic wachowski#tom wachowski#maddie wachowski#tails the fox#miles tails prower#sonic movie 2#knuckles 2024#knuckles series#fandom wank#the prev post I linked goes a bit more in detail if you'd like to read it (the kind of detail that doesn't really fit in a meme like this)#My big assertion in the tags of my previous post was that Sonic fandom operates in such a way where if expectations for canon aren't#explicitly conformed to then the loud fandom tends to twist the narrative to prove that the new bits of that canon actually do conform to#their interpretation#The fandom likes to interpret Knuckles and Tails as Wachowski kids and Sonic's brothers. The knuckles series has them call each other#roommates but doesn't explicitly confirm all of their nuclear family fantasies#Ergo‚ everything after episode 1 should be ignored. And even though this series has no troubles making explicitly clear which characters are#in nuclear family (or other types) with each other#and even though there's nothing stopping paramount or sega from having them explicitly be called Sonic's siblings#the loud fandom must take it upon themselves to decide that perceived ambiguity is confirmation#Oh and before you ask about my thoughts on Maddie calling Knuckles her son in one scene just. Read the post I linked.
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full on feel like pjo tv s2 is not gonna hold up so they need to drag as much attention to the series as they can by using nico as a sock puppet w tsats2
im fully expecting the show to go the way of the movies. it doesnt help Sea of Monsters is almost unanimously the least favorite book of the first series. People frequently forget it even exists or what happens in it, especially more casual fans.
Heck, just look at how little fanfare the second season has gotten so far as compared to the build up to s1. I wouldn't be surprised if s2 totally flops. It would be a little funny.
#pjo#riordanverse#pjo tv#pjo tv crit#tsats 2#Anonymous#ask#im still sad theyre beating every dead horse in the franchise they can EXCEPT for the graphic novels#the poor graphic novels arent getting advertised AT ALL and the BoO one got cancelled#like. the graphic novels would actually be probably one of the best advertising avenues!#like. hey! you dont need to write a whole new book! just remind people of previous books and give them a way to refresh on it#and given how the first couple of graphic novels were a different artists i could totally see them doing a second version#just to make them all consistent. thatd make sense and be reasonable.#the show has also already kind of trapped itself in a corner in a couple of ways#for one they kind of screwed themselves over failing to plan for the actors. yknow. ageing.#Walker is already taller than like. most of the cast. Percy's gonna be TOWERING over Luke by TLO#i think the main trio is all like almost 16 already? and we're only on s2. its gonna be rough. they didnt think about it. they didnt plan.#also with how theyve been messing with plot and characterization theyre VERY quickly going to start running into hurdles#because they dont seem to understand the more you change earlier on. the less the later stuff will work without also needing change#because. it's dependent on what comes before. so we will very quickly be requiring either MASSIVE canon divergence or a lot of retcon#and retcon in the show is going to be VERY OBVIOUS#though i stand by itll be so funny if they solve too much too quickly in s2 just like the movies and it just ends on#''wait. crap. what are we going to do for s3 now. we solved too much too early. they have nothing to do''
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movie sonadow would be so l umity-coded…and i say this bc their dynamic is similar to the games but with a different and tender perspective: they both empathize deeply with each other now, and this shadow is not as reticent or closed off bc of that. that being said: movie!sonic would ABSOLUTELY 'YOU'RE the sweet potato!' the hell out of shadow
#i say l umity bc they're my fave yardstick for romantic relationship progression#between two characters who're barely just starting to know themselves let alone their feelings#and bc they're cute. and i have been thinking abt (made sleepless over‚ really) sonic being SO ecstatic to find shadow alive#i just see movie!sonic being more physically affectionate n movie!shadow (w the both of them having already seen each other at their worst)#feeling less of a need to put up a front. not much to hide from the guy you pleaded with to kill you on the moon yk?#speeds over‚ loops his arms and spins him 'round#he would be SO excited to show shadow fun earth stuff#and on a deeper level‚ i think a liiiiiittle bit of it'd be projection#he knows their situations aren't the same. but yet again‚ here's another hedgehog in a strange new world#and he wants to give him everything he wished he'd had when he arrived#so he shows him crappy reality tv and new kinds of foods and other kinds of constellations‚#the proper way to give a fist bump (bc shadow was going to genuinely punch him and he had to explain)‚ and books from the library#they get more movies. sonic teaches him how to play mario kart. he knux and tails induct him into their baseball games#and sonic is delighted to find they have the same problem of hitting the ball Way Too Hard#he answers every question shadow has to the best of his ability#and like. the Main Thought that's been plaguing me is that one day he gets shadow a picture frame#and - idk how sonic got it‚ just roll with it - sonic reveals the picture of shadow and maria#and explains that tom had that section of his old cave‚ the one w the picture of longclaw excavated and preserved#and he doesn't know how tom did it‚ but now she's in his new home too. he doesn't have to leave her behind just bc he found somewhere new#basically trying to show him that it's okay to grieve and to KEEP grieving. that just bc you've been understood‚ that love goes away.#but yeah. they drive me nuts#sonadow#sonic movie 3 spoilers#sth
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Agony: This is literally so dumb
Scream: The higher I am, the better I can see
Agony: You can fly
Scream: Hush now Agony, I am searching
#guess who fell in a rabbit hole#oddly enough the new trailer nor pride month was the reason I am here#my mom just wanted to watch an avengers movie and it reawakened my mcu phase like a sleeper agent#venom symbiote#venom comics#venom#eddie x venom#symbrock#the symbabies hath graced us thy peasants with their presence#i want them to do domestic slice of life shi please sony let them be happy#i feel like agony and scream would be sisters who will be little shits to others even to themselves#like that twin sister vibes#i just want my symbrock family slice of life ok?#is that too much to ask?
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Dreamt of a BuckTommy ancient Rome AU where Tommy is a Centurion (named something like Tiberius or close to his name) and Buck is a young Gael warrior (named Eogan) who was captured during a roman raid. Anyway, Eogan is feral at first and they don't understand each other because they don't speak the same language and also, Tiberius is roman so Eogan hates his guts but there's something about the square man in the red cape, how he cares, how there's a question in his eyes, a desire to leave this campaign, leave Rome, leave it all, and for Tiberius it's the same, he had never really wanted for anything, or even anyone until he met this ragged, savage warrior, covered in blood and mud with his twisting tattoos and warpaint, and still the ghost of a boy hidden behind his hardened features.
#bucktommy#au ideas#at this point it has no actual ties to the show#it's more like i would cast Lou and Oli in this movie u get me?#and like Eogan gets captured to become a gladiator and it takes like 10 roman soldiers pointing their lances at him for Eogan to stop#swinging his axe around and get to his knees#and at first Eogan is seething he spits in Tiberius' face the first time he brings him food#but for some reason Tiberius isn't angry he's intrigued#and during their trip back to Rome Eogan and Tiberius get close#and Tiberius buys him so Eogan can escape a life of slavery#and back in Rome Eogan tries to Romanise himself#He cuts his hair#wears roman clothes#cuts the small braids his sister had braided for him since he was little#but he hates it and Tiberius does too#he hates being under Rome's thumb#He wants to leave and live out his days with Eogan#Eogan tells Tiberius about Ireland and the Tuathe De Danann and rolling hills of green#and so they end up leaving in secrecy and travel up north to make a new life for themselves#is this anything or#mim rambles#mim writes
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i love coming on here and finding out everyone lost their damn mind while i slept
#why are people acting like wotc are going to come to their houses and uninstall the game from their computer LMAO#and why are people acting like larian is washing their hands of bg3 when they literally said they have additional updates planned via patch#like did we seriously expect anything other than what we've been told? why is this news#wotc is shitty sure but no more than any other big corp.#this isnt a ya dystopian movie we don't have to defeat them ahsksfjk calm down#i also don't think we need to worry about how the characters are owned by wotc i feel like it's more for merch purposes#i do not think they're going to become the new poster children of dnd#that's not really how dnd is marketed#idk i think a lot of people gaslit themselves into believing that we were getting 2 dlc and bg4: astarion boogaloo#it's giving valentines day romance patch tbh#none of this is directed at mutuals btw u guys are normal ♥️ i just think in general this fandom needs a reality check
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hate to say it but strictly on a storytelling level civil war kind of slaps. this can be said about alex garland: he knows how to spin a yarn
#civil war 2024#both films are so unserious but i liked it way more than i did that new sam esmail movie whatever the name was#and although the Ooohh The Morally Gray Gaze theme has been overdone to hell and back post-jordan peele's Nope#what can i say i unfortunately love it. yes what IF the gaze and something something entertainment and also whoaaahhh the#audience is complicit........ whaaat...! anyway that's where garland shines imo. in a slightly cringe mr. robot kind of way#you know what i mean.#talented filmmaking hotshots whose personality is like. guy who reads Vice. taking themselves embarrassingly seriously as they make some a#admittedly pretty good flicks.
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Just watched the G5 MLP movie and it was pretty good, I had fun! <- Bitch who has never consumed any piece of MLP media ever before now
#was it the best most nuanced allegory for racism ever? no not at all#but it certainly was far from the most awful out there. It was completely serviceable#Fun pony movie fun hijinks cute characters#I like Hitch a lot he's a little gay to me#and the “Pip is a social media influencer” thing was not anywhere as obtrusive/annoying as people made it out to be it was actually so fine#mlp#mlp g5#my little pony#mlp a new generation#my little pony a new generation#character designs themselves were meh but I liked the artstyle a lot actually
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finished flamefrags' vid and it was awesome but i cant help but see the many similarites it shared with ls post-abyss arc
#vid: I Used XP To Become Immortal [Full Movie]#like did the lsers do this on purpose or..?#im not joking btw like.#emphasis on honor until respect was lost; large emphasis on builds and their destruction (spawn as well but ls always had a thing w spawn)#someone wanting to prove themselves becoming one of if not the most powerful player on the server#jumpers (? it might not have been her i forgor) fakeout betrayal (pretending to betray her og team when really shes betraying her new one)#the too late apology; players wanting to bring down the immortal player; the puppet president; heroes fighting against pirates#guy that was originally planning to team w someone else who he was planning to just fuck around with#having to change course and team with someone who hes teamed with since s2 and onwards#one of the presidents wanting peace despite the fact it goes against the mechanics of the server#one of the candidates being teamed with the team that has a puppet president whos been wanting to win an election for years now#getting snubbed in favor of the puppet (tho pheaabeaa was more of a puppet than wemmbu was) and later betraying#someone making a deal that would severely impact their next season (tho less so for flame since the server shut down)#the border shrinking; a person whos been a villain all season suddenly acting like a hero cause his principles goes against another villain#conspiracy theory: post-abyss arc was actually foreshadowing for flame joining lifesteal lol#vidwatching#watchblogging
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And if I were to drop on here just to say that I Love To Travel from The Frogs by Stephen Sondheim is Frodo-and-Sam-at-the-beginning-of-their-journey coded?
#Frodo: I love to travel don't you? I love the change of pace I love the change of space I love to see a place that's absolutely new :3#Sam a little behind him: I HATE TO TRAVEL I hate to even leave the house I hate the change of air I hate the getting there I hate to pack#and all of that I hate to change my habitat I hate to not know where I'm going and to not know where I'm at-#Frodo reminding Sam for the umpteenth time that it's fOr ThE gReAtEr GoOd (it really is tho): YOU'VE GOTTA LEARN TO SEE THE BIGGER PICTURE-#the whole bit where Xanthias is like 'well the world's a mess and it's devastated by war but like who caaress your honour who even caresss'#in a much more desperate like is very Sam to me. I have only watched the movies I haven't read LOTR so please forgive me if this is#inaccurate for his characterization in the book#but I have always interpreted Sam as that textpost 'I'd go to hell for him I just wished he stopped going there'#Like at first he doesn't understand why this whole deal with the ring is such a big thing and why they HAVE to do this#why can't things sort themselves out on their own#lotr#lord of the rings#frodo#sam#samwise gamgee#frodo baggins#the frogs stephen sondheim
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Alfred Burke puts on his best policing face as Parisian detective Inspector Maron, in Overseas Press Club - Exclusive!: The Billion Franc Mystery (1.6, ABPC, 1957)
#fave spotting#alfred burke#overseas press club exclusive!#the billion franc mystery#1957#classic tv#public eye#abpc#an obscure series‚ even by the standards of pre 1960s telly. OSPC was a coproduction between Ardleigh Films and Associated British Pathé#(they of the famous news reels‚ and themselves a subsidiary of Associated British Picture Corporation). a year or two later and this#would probably have been made in house by ABC themselves‚ but the franchise was only a year old at this point and still finding its feet#the concept is simple but promising: each week‚ a member of the Overseas Press Club of America (a real and still extant organisation) tells#a tale from their careers‚ an unusual instance or shocking event that makes for good tv. these tales are true! says the narrator in the#show's opening moments‚ and these ppl exist! frankly that's something i take with a large grain of salt; whilst some stories certainly have#direct factual origins (there's an episode about a catholic priest going undercover with a gang of street toughs which ends with footage of#the actual figure that inspired the ep) but others are highly questionable (the first‚ about a Norwegian resistance fighter who has plastic#surgery and takes the place of a relatively high ranking nazi officer; i feel like that's something that would be better known‚ yknow??)#this ep is about a nazi plot to destabilise the French franc just prior to ww2; quite believable and certainly the nazis did dabble in#producing counterfeit money‚ tho the examples i found online all relate to pound sterling or latterly the us dollar‚ not the franc)#our journalist of the week is played by Lee Patterson‚ a minor film star in british b movies at this point‚ with swooningly handsome Anton#Diffring (who had fled nazi persecution himself) as the villain. Alfie's part is pretty small‚ he's just the french cop keeping every one#in sight and letting events play out (cue some wonderful Alfie cheshire cat grins). Patterson (and maybe Diffring) got to fly out to actual#real Paris to film some location work and establishing shots (a benefit of making a series about the OSPC was that they arranged flights#for cast and crew). poor Alf didn't get a holiday tho; his scenes are conspicuously studio based‚ even when he's meant to be on the banks#of the Seine...#so yes‚ a fun little series‚ even if (so far) the wide scope of potential stories does seem to favour ww2 stuff. good luck finding a copy#tho; it took me months of trawling to find a reasonably priced 2nd hand copy (Amazon currently have a copy for £79.99 which.. for 2 discs#is kind of insane). a victim of the price gouging which seems to have affected some of the lesser known network titles since their#dissolution. sad times for the fan of painfully obscure old tv.. if I ever learn how to make things be on a computer‚ tho‚ I'll happily#share
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It drives me crazy when fictional parents get engaged without having even INTRODUCED their still-under-their-guardianship children to their significant other
#this thought occurred to me when I was thinking about the future Mattel movies#specifically the Polly Pocket movie#because I feel like whoever handles that movie will neglect the LORE#polly pocket#yes this is a post about the movie PollyWorld#I really liked that movie as a kid even though the dad was rich and CRAZY to just be like teenage daughter here is your new mom#I am going to send you to boarding school because she said so#polly world#this post is also about the parent trap#the parent trap#that used to be my favorite movie#and it’s still great#but looking back?#the HECK was wrong with those parents#especially the dad#deciding to spilt their identical twin daughters up to make it easier on themselves to parent them???
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Zero Day Director commentary - With actor Andre Keuck
#movies#film#cinema#Damn I wish Cal was here#Andre and Ben are really interesting to listen to#This movie is one of those movies where it needs like 3 commentaries#It needs one with just Ben Coccio by himself#then one with Cal and Andre by themselves#then another with all 3 of them#Not all movies do that but I love when studios/filmmakers have multiple commentaries to create a sense of thorough intimacy#due to the nature of how commentaries are set up they can be quite restrictive/pressing/limited with no pauses or rewinds.#so I find cast/crew don't have enough time or able to present how they would like to if they could edit/rewind or pause for fluent presenta#So I love when they have director commentaries and actor commentaries or composer commentaries#Platoon's dvd extras are so dope they got multiple commentaries and one with military adviser Dale Dye who was a RL vietnam vet#Or Hostel's commentaries where one is just Eli Roth and another is Tarantino and Eli Roth with Scott Spiegal#idk if Zero Day ever got a blu-ray release but I think it should but the DV technology of the camera is kinda at it's limit of resolution#but an AI upscaling with 20 years later retrospective with Ben Cal and Andre would be sooo dope along with updated commentaries#Every few years I always rewatch Zero Day so that time has come that last few days lol#Ever since Columbine as a lil kid I have always been into spree-murders and active shooter incidents#I remember reading a peer-reviewed paper called Pseudo-Commandos#And Eric and Dylan and Andre and Cal would be dubbed Pseudo-Commandos where they dress up in a semi-military fashion#and have a delusion of superiority mixed with perceived sense of persecution whether it's true or not#it went into the Postal shooter from the 80s as well and what he went through along#plus I read another book called Going Postal which also went into postal shootings along with school shootings#I want to make a film about spree murders or an active shooter/s but I remember just getting so tired of the subject matter#because every 3 weeks there was some new shooter in the headlines and I found myself not wanting to be exploitative#When I write/direct my film I'd like it to address and study the character of such an individual but not try to be too political#or exploitative and focus on the ambiguities that are left behind when someone does this#as a society I noticed we stopped asking the questions on why and stopped having constructive conversations#it feels like as a coping mechanism we've started treating them like tornados or natural disasters
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i think one of the things that annoys me the most about booktok is how the majority of them absolutely refuse to read anything other than boring mafia smut or thinly veiled reylo fanfiction. obviously everyone is gonna have their genre preferences, but to never venture outside of them?? this obviously includes their unilateral dismissal of classics, but they completely ignore the overwhelming majority of all books that exist on this fucking planet.
it’s one thing for me to say that i prefer horror and thriller books while also deeply loving antiwar novels and realistic sci-fi, these people say they like “spicy seggsy enemies to lovers only one bed” or whatever the fuck and just don’t even try to find out if they like anything else.
#bucky’s thoughts#booktok#i think everyone on earth should regularly try to expand their reading horizons tbh#my dad and i are doing this thing where each of us gives the other one album book and movie that we feel summarizes us best#so once he finishes it i’ll be reading my first nonfiction book in quite a while#and he’ll be reading his first fiction book in probably 30 years#and we’re both really looking forward to it!!#because it’s fun and important to try new things!!#for all that people online like to gripe about reading comprehension and critical thinking and what have you#i think not nearly enough people actively challenge themselves in the media they consume
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