#and like real life sister LMAO

[smallfisheyes]

here i am thinking that i knew the full scope of your cleverness, yet you prove me wrong once again. fish, i’m simultaneously so happy you shared this with me and furious that you didn’t until now!

bias aside, your works are so well written and amazing character studies. i look forward to being your beta reader from now on. i also look forward to using my shiny new journalism and communications degree to become your literary agent. i also look forward to being included in your acknowledgements.

i love you i love you i love you. so excited to read the rest of you works :) 🩷☺️

you as my editor HEHE

consider this an introduction to my real-life best friend and sister: @maybellsinjune!

she has kindly offered (pushed hehehe) to be my beta reader. i couldn’t ask someone better to run through my work and give me suggestions :) she is also overqualified! she took many english classes in uni and is an avid reader! my favourite thing to ask her is “what are you reading now?” and she will always say something new.

i ask everyone to please be kind to her. she has offered her time to read and give me suggestions, outputting writing much better than i could brain-child by myself.

anyway, maybellsinjune will make me a better writer and therefore there will be better fanfiction for everyone hehe.

[varpusvaras]

I just really started to think about the Royal throuples Sibling Experiences, and it's just

Breha, an only child, grew up in a free world with a matriarchal society where she was placed as the girl/woman of the place

Bail, has three sisters, also grew up in a free world with a matriarchal society

Fox, has 200k brothers with million more well on the way, grew up in an isolated world where him and everybody else were brought up to be essentially Gym Bros with Extra Baggage ™️

I don't know what this all means. But it means something.

[deiahapmoment]

Also I can't believe we got baited soooo hard, everyone was like "omg Fyodor backstory?" only for Asagiri to turn around, give us more skk shenanigans, Sigma is actually alive and so is that guy too

[touchmypixels]

this kitchen is going to be the death of me

[necrotic-nephilim]

For the ask game

au where brudick happens but they keep it VERY hidden to the point only cass knows but she thinks everyone does cause to her it's so obvious, so one day on their monthly family dinner that no one misses she ask's them why they have different rooms when they always go to eachother during the night. What do you think would happen? Would they deny deny deny? would they ask her what she's talking about? how does everyone else react to this revelation? do the other heroes find out? do they have opinions about it?

for the ask game!

I LOVE THIS SHIT. truly love Cass noticing things she shouldn't and assuming they're common knowledge, it's my fave flavor. this is such a fun idea-

so Cass knows from like, day one. and obviously she never says anything bc she assumes this is normal. in a way, the weird vibes between Bruce and Dick *are* normalized to the Batfam, everyone sort of. tiptoes around their weirdness (even if they don't know it's romantic) so Cass learns to do the same. she doesn't mention it bc no one mentions Bruce and Dick's bond, it's only ever acknowledged with shared looks. it takes years before she has the courage to ask and i think it's fun if she asks for an utterly mundane reason. like, Alfred makes a teasing remark about washing everyone's bedsheets and what a task that is, and Cass just drops it into conversation that Dick's bed is rarely used because he's always in Bruce's, so that must make it easier to handle.

Dick was try to play it off as a joke. just the mention would make Bruce go silent, for once finally not having a contingency plan on how to handle something. he and Dick were never supposed to happen in the first place, it was so accidental he's never considered the possibility of someone finding out bc they're so careful, though in hindsight, of course he should've known Cass would've figured it out. Dick would awkwardly laugh, try to say something to the effect of "very funny, but we're not *that* close haha" just to break the tension. Cass doesn't give in, though. she's not the best at social cues and doesn't understand the desperate look Dick is giving her, trying to get her to drop it. she pushes on and corrects Dick, insisting she doesn't judge them for it. Bruce would finally snap back into reality and give a more serious denial, quickly changing the conversation before anyone else can press.

the issue is, the minute Cass says it out loud, it becomes *so* obvious. especially to Tim, who has the biggest "oh my GOD" lightbulb moment of his life. there is no unseeing it. it takes him a while to process how he feels about it, the same with everyone else. for a week, there's an obvious tension. no one will say anything, but everyone knows and is trying to sit with it to decide how they feel. it's not a simple situation to feel one way or another about. that's when the questions start. Tim asks Dick questions, Alfred asks Bruce questions. how old was Dick, how did it happen, all the things Dick and Bruce have never wanted to have to answer. bc none of the questions have clean answers. it was a slow and gradual relationship. sure, they can say the first time they slept together, but that doesn't *really* count as the start of things. the start goes back to when Dick was still a teenager, probably underage. even if nothing happened, they both knew. and the way they dance around the questions makes that obvious.

most of the Batfamily i think, would begrudgingly accept it. it's too late to convince Bruce and Dick out of it now, and at the end of the day, Bruce and Dick will always choose each other over anyone else. fighting it just increases the chances of getting ostracized and pushed away by the two of them. feelings vary. i think Alfred would be the least happy about it because he was there when Dick was just a 10 yr old. everyone else only has memory of Dick as an adult, but Alfred watched Dick grow up, raised by Bruce, so he just can't shake that image. Tim sees it as one of those things you just have to accept about Batman, and carefully considers his role as Robin and makes sure he focuses on making sure Dick is happy/safe as well as Bruce. if nothing else, Tim will put his feelings aside to be the Emotional Support Child. Barbara would distance herself from the Batfam for a while just to sit on it, because she also saw Dick as a kid and it sits wrong with her. long talks with Dick convince her to let it go, but she does keep a *much* closer eye on Bruce to be sure this doesn't become a pattern. i think she'd enlist Cass to make sure Bruce never shows romantic/sexual attraction toward other Robins. Steph and Jason are equally apathetic toward it, being the ones who are most negative toward Bruce. they just shrug and go "yeah sounds like some shit Bruce would do". Damian's a bit of a toss-up. i think it'd really throw him for a loop and he'd be far more critical of Dick in the beginning, but once he approves of Dick, he'd *really* latch onto him.

i do think the rest of the hero community would find out. not on purpose, but the leak happens. Babs vents her feelings about it to Dinah, Helena, and Zinda. Tim mutters about it to the Titans. and Jason will tell anyone who asks because he doesn't have a rat's ass to give about Bruce's precious reputation. (if anything, he'd purposefully try to ruin Bruce with that info) the hero community... varies. i think Oliver would be the *most* pissed. Oliver is very similar to Bruce, in that he's taken in his share of strays, but he was objectively a lot better at it than Bruce. it causes a minor public scandal when Oliver drinks too much at some gala and just. publically beats the shit out of Bruce Wayne, incoherently talking about something to do with him being a creep. i could see Oliver rallying support from people like Barry and Arthur who also have young sidekicks and would agree it being fucked up. i don't think Bruce would be entirely ejected from the hero community, but he would be quietly removed as a chair member of the Justice League and have most of his power as a team leader stripped. no matter how much damage control Dick does, insisting he was an adult when anything real happened and he consented, no one can look at Bruce the same. sort of a bittersweet ending, Bruce and Dick are together and no one can take that from them, but there's still realistic reaction and blowback to it, which i personally think is a lot of fun.

[selamat-linting]

resignation letter is the most potent painkiller. i love you resignation letter i love you one month notice <3

[unproduciblesmackdown]

(genderly) chill as hell if i was only ever glimpsed / detected like this

[moonshynecybin]

dyou think vale is tired of following these races every (other) week for his children and seeing his ex whatever on the podium next to his first born every damn time

i’m sorry im not (personally ! live your weirdo truth. freak your bean. go for itttt) a fan of when people nuclearize the rpf family (let them be weird and gay and want to fuck each other at least a little bit… please) and then when people DO they don’t even DO IT RIGHT !! like if we’re doin this then FRANKY is his first born. CLEARLY. to the point where franky had gone ON RECORD talking about how vale and co stepped into that role for him as a teen. like CMANNNNNN

[hirokiyuu]

look at my alternate yuu concept boy

[gogodollie]

Few questions..

What kind of pet would mr psaltarian have/prefer

What sleeping positions does the trio (imperator, psaltarian, and nihil) prefer?

What sex positions does the trio prefer?

Lot of questions in one ask sorryyy

1.) psaltarian’s pet!

okay in all my thinking i have yet to ever consider this because he’s just so. cleanly. like the beach house looks entirely untouched and too sanitary (which is because it costs a fucking years salary to rent for filming but whatever). BUT. after much consideration i think i have landed on

young psaltarian: this guy was fucking around too much i don’t think he cared enough to own any sort of pet that he could actually bond with. probably owns a nice tropical fish tank but they’re sort of just things that exist in his house that he has to feed every now and then as opposed to something he actually likes.

old psaltarian: honestly getting golden retriever vibes. he’s responsible enough to actually care for a dog and it fits his lifestyle, not to mention the actual location of his house. i don’t think he purposefully went out and bought himself a dog but it ended up with him somehow and he’s basically that dad that spends every breathing second complaining about the family dog but is the only one putting in the work. loves taking that thing on beach walks and such but forever gets annoyed by the sand getting tracked in the house and also wet dog smell.

2.) sleeping positions!

sister: sleeps like she’s dead. no like actually. stiff as a board on her back, arms crossed over her chest. it scares everyone.

nihil: starfish because he’s an asshole. loooooves to sprawl out because he’s so used to having his massive fucking bed to himself (absolute nightmare for one night stands).

psaltarian: respectable side sleeper/fetal position. will occasionally be caught napping on his back with his arms crossed over his face

3.) sex positions teehee

sister: cowgirl because she’s a show off. i’ve never really talked about my thoughts on sister’s thoughts on sex but yeah she’s such a show off and loves pretending to be in power (this freak loves insane eye contact). doggie is probably a big one for her but that’s just for her weird breeding kink and she thinks it’s hot. old sister prefers spooning.

nihil: missionary is a big one for him (ugh nihil loves his basic straight sex he’s not immune to it). not to mention he’s a romantic at heart of course he loves being able to see his partner’s face and be annoying about it by talking them through it or just teasing them. also throwing doggie out there because nihil luvs it hard and fast whether it’s receiving or giving. old nihil favors riding.

psaltarian: mating press yay🩷 he’s big on just watching his partners expressions and being in close contact to sneak some distracting kisses in. also he’s probably into some crazy ass positions that require too much coordination and support (cough that nihil would enjoy if he wasn’t built like a twig). big fan of cowgirl too of course. old psaltarian does what he wants forever because he’s not sick or dying for the plot.

[sieglinde-freud]

pretty girls cry and sob and bitch and whine about chrom and inigo’s future past conversation all the time

[die-tenebris]

oh yeah, life update- because you all need those and expect it from me- started watching 'the fall of the house of usher' and I'm just kinda wondering like, is subtlety dead?

[maliciousalice]

Count the ways I've had a fucked up life:

-Shoved my twin sister when we were 3 and saw blood come out of her ears from the knock on her head. From that point on she was half-deaf. -Twin sister and I nearly drowned at age 6 by being pulled into a powerful rip-tide at an unsupervised beach. My parents thought it was cute until we couldn't swim back and they both had to swim out to get us. I remember being really tired, and them being unsure about being able to swim back to shore.

-At age 11 witnessed my mother forgetting to apply the brake to her car. She tried to get back in and tripped, it subsequently rolled over her, crushing her foot and dragging her down the road. She bled profusely. The crimson stained pavement haunted me for a long time. I blamed myself because I arrived home from a friend's house at the same exact same time and believed I distracted her.

-Accidently electrocuted myself when I was bored while watching my siblings play on the computer. Without looking, I fiddled with the back of an old lamp with my finger tips, but I didn't know that fumbling the cables would cause it to surge. The large shock sent my arm numb for about an hour. Didn't seek treatment because the power tripped and I was worried I would get yelled at.

-Deep in the bush, during a particularly dry summer, family friends stupidly made a bonfire, and I saw our campsite get quickly lit up. As the flames surrounded us and the cars, I was yelled at to go get help/manual water pumps as if it was my fault. Somehow we managed to put it all out. We had to try something because the alternative was getting trapped.

-Was on the phone to my grandma when she had a stroke, I had no idea what was going on, to the point I thought it was a prank. I was crying because it wasn't something I was even aware could happen to someone, I continued to listen and her language skills deteriorated the longer I was on the phone. She became convincedly desperate despite her incoherence and somehow I broke away from my fear and got my dad to help her.

-My mother stabbed my older sister in the arm with a kitchen knife and they both just walked off. I remember being around the corner listening to the argument escalate and saw my older sister clutching her arm. (my sister is very violent so I think it was done in self defense???)

-Dad threw that same sister into the drywall multiple times--Not to excuse it but she was a devil, and would attack / lunge at us, and disrespected my parents from a young age. Dull thudding against walls sends me on edge to this day because it was one way to identify a scuffle with her.

-Mum had a cabinet pushed onto her by my older sister. The cabinet had a glass panel that shattered on her leg and sliced it open.

-My twin sister got upset at me and swung a 10kg metal bar stool at my leg, the blunt force tore my leg open, I now have a very sensitive scar on my shin. -My mum ran at me in an anger spell and I blocked it by pushing her away from me (that's legitimately all), she slipped on the slippery cork floors we had and fell over hitting her head hard. She was unconscious for a few minutes. Her tongue was sticking out and her eyes were open. I thought I had killed her. I wanted to call an ambulance. She woke up and I begged to her that she needed to go to hospital but she brushed it off because we had to catch a flight.

-On my way back from a lunch break I saw a woman go under a Truck. Once again I blamed myself because I crossed in front of the driver at a crossing, and nodded to him. As he rolled forward to leave she sprinted across, I turned and saw that she got hit. -My older sister took advantage of my mum and got into large debts by getting her to co-sign loans behind my dad's back. My mum was paying off things like her phone bill and eventually a car loan. This caused a lot of violent contention.

-Older Sister was kicked out of multiple times but my parents never fully cut her out and now she lives scott-free in a brand new granny flat in the backyard because of their guilt.

-lived in relative poverty and mess most of my teenage life because it was too expensive to send 4 kids to school for my parents. They worked full time but didn't really provide us with any emotional security. Both parents were very messy but blamed us for it as we got older. I tried my best to keep things clean but it was often in vain (it is to this day as things have escalated to full hoarding)

[venomgender]

i miss doing theatre

[todayisafridaynight]

Underrated Sibling Moment is actually mitsu being like ‘i dont want to go back to the captain alone are you insane’ after ichi fumbles the loan collection and ichi has to ditch him for a few hours and mitsu can only kill time and Not think of The Inevitable until they can go back to sawashiro together as if that’ll save them from The Inevitable like if you get it You Get How Real That Was

[29121996]

can i just say. every conversation ive had w fsmily abt me.moving has resulted kn a tldr feeling of: they think im exzctly like my mother and thst

a. i cant Handle This

b. havent thought it through

c. am Running Away drom my bullshit

like . ur wrong on sll accounts tho. i wouldnt be cknsidering it if i wasnt capable. amd all ive done is think abt this indepth. you cant run away from ur shit, YES . HOWEVER !