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flock-talk · 11 months ago

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Taught Newt how to bolt for his carrier in an emergency where just seeing me running with the carrier is a cue to hop in it!

Trying to gradually build up to me being more panicked, currently have a medium pace, pretending I can't find him// completely avoiding looking at him, and having the carrier at varying angles when he enters it.

#newt #training video #carrier training #emergency training #emergency #carrier #pak o bird #Toto is along for the ride #hes more uncomfortable with his carrier so Toto is at the basics #and just enjoying watching me run around #he gets treats for following me in pretend panic #and getting comfortable seeing me run with A carrier

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vvitchering · 2 years ago

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I think maybe everyone should cool it with the “weird cult” comments regarding the covert, honestly. It wasn’t that funny to begin with but now that it’s the popular describer it’s starting to become a little uncomfy. No one is forced to join, no one is forced to stay. There’s a ton of parallels between them and real world cultures and religions and I just think MAYBE we need to be a little more aware of what message we’re sending when we say “haha that group of people who are in hiding because their lives were/are at stake and who practice anonymity to survive and follow certain rules that I don’t personally understand or like are a weird cult”.

#maybe we should lay off that word #I’m not the first person to say this obviously but now it’s starting to make me a little 😬#really wish this season had done what it should have and explored Din’s relationship with his faith #then maybe we’d learn more about the covert and Mandalorian culture and people wouldn’t feel the need to use this kind of language #they’re not a cult they’re just a group of people trying to survive in a universe that would prefer they did not #and that hits home for a lot of real people watching #anyway there’s that #the mandalorian #everyone a Din stan til we talk about how his faith is still a huge part of his character and his life #although the show really really needs to address how all of the events so far have changed his mindset #personally I don’t think he wants to leave his creed behind #but I think he would benefit from reevaluating what it means to him Now as opposed to when he took it as a child #the fact of the matter is: the covert and the creed are Important to Din on a fundamental level #would he enjoy you running around calling his family a cult? probs not #mine

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silverbastardgoldenfool · 3 days ago

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best New Year's Eve in forever cos my sister and I fucking FINALLY started watching Interview with the Vampire

#interview with the vampire #it's literally the only show I've actually wanted to start lately and it still took me over 2 years to find the time #it's actually wild how little tv I watch now. part of it is not having the time but also #the state of the industry rn has made me fall out of love with the medium #shows either keep running and turn to shit or get cancelled after one or two seasons so it's hard to want to start something new #all that said lol we watched 2 episodes and I'm enjoying it so far #I'm not completely bewitched by it yet. hoping I get pulled in more and more as it goes which i can def see happening #I've seen plenty of bits and pieces and knew it would be super different from the book #but it's somehow even more different than I expected lol #in a way it's a good thing cos I can just take it as it is and not compare #I just still need time to wrap my head around these characters; this setting; this plot #because it's pretty much like entering an entirely new property haha #the dynamic between Louis and Lestat is of course fascinating - both very similar and very different to the book #and yeah I'm having a good time with it so far and intrigued to explore these versions of the characters #the book is one of my all time favourites and still reigns supreme at this point but we'll see if the show can catch up 👀

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supercantaloupe · 5 months ago

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what’s a fun fact about you that people may not guess

i am not anyone's idea of athletic. however since my social circle is like 90% other honors student orchestra losers, i technically qualify as a jock given that i have six years of experience playing field hockey

#i was a goalie though. jysk. lest you think i was actually running around like a fit person or something #sasha answers #infinitelytheheartexpands #i wasn't bad at it actually. though my 12th grade season was squandered by my fucking coach who never let me in varsity games #my team was shit and my teammates hated me. i don't think i ever had an unqualified Great experience playing with them.#by some miracle though i came out of it all actually enjoying field hockey as a sport #both as a player and a spectator #and to this day it's the only sport i've willingly gone to see professional matches of #and will actively sit down and watch the olympic matches of #though they don't often get broadcast here because field hockey in the us is not taken seriously and our teams rarely make the olympics lol #so if i want to watch i'd have to stream it online at odd times. like a netherlands or australian match or something #though the upside of the sport being kind of small in this country outside of specific regions (like where i grew up)#means that going to see literally the us national team play on their home turf is great. the crowd is modest it's not cramped or too loud #lots of fun. too bad they moved their home base though and are no longer in driving distance for us to attend games. oh well #my sister was always way more into field hockey than me. she played in college as a recruited athlete...i just played in high school #mostly cause i had to. but i still somehow enjoy the sport anyway #which i can't really say of any other major team sport #not the ones i've tried to play anyway

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mangled-by-disuse · 26 days ago

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so one of the things that annoys me endlessly is this phenomenon where, when I say I like something, people assume that means I want more of it, a different version of it, add-ons and bells and whistles, and i'm just like

no.

no, when I say I like tea, I mean I like tea. Not herbal tisanes, not "tea with--", no milk, no sugar, no fruit, no frills, just good-quality tea in a range of fermentations and colours.

when I say I like a hot bath, I mean the bath. Not bubble-bath, not bath oils and foams and salves and unguents, not candlelight and music and a zen space to sensually relax with a book and a glass of wine, just a hot bath in a normally-lit bathroom where I can unwind and get clean.

when I say I like beer, I mean I like beer. Not fruit-flavoured, not with a special something-something added, for the love of GOD not sweetie-flavoured, just a well-brewed ale or stout in a simple pint glass, in good company.

and that isn't because there's anything WRONG with the add-ons! these are not bad things! I know that for some people, a tea advent calendar with different herbal blends, or a luxurious foamy scented bath with candles and music, is what they mean by "I like tea" and "I like baths". but it would just be nice if when I asked for a green tea, people didn't assume I mean "with..."

anyway this post is about lord of the rings: war of the rohirrim

#lord of the rings #fandom #TO EXPOUND UPON THIS #1) the most common pushback I have had on this is “but you like fanfic!” and i cannot express enough that i like WRITING fanfic #this is actually one of the biggest problems i have engaging with fandom. i rarely want to Consume More Of The Canon (But Different)#i have not read more than a dozen fanfictions in the past decade and honestly in most of those cases i read them out of obligation #2) I am not saying War of the Rohirrim is necessarily bad #i haven't seen it. i mean my expectations are somewhere around floor level but it could surprise me by being great.#2a) my problem is not with the existence of “canon fanfiction” media it's with the expectation (among friends) that i actively want it #i have not watched rings of power either and again it's not that i necessarily assumed it would be bad. i just. kinda don't care?#this is not the story of which i am a fan! this is a different story with a different direction! the world is not what compels me!#3) i am not shaming or judging anyone who DOES interact with fandom that way #or who gets excited for tie-in media and sequels and remakes and fanfiction and spin-offs #but as with tea and baths and beer it is very wearing to feel like i am somehow interacting with fandom Wrong by NOT wanting that?#like. to me personally it is enough - in fact actively preferable - to have a bounded and complete Thing and enjoy it #to the extent where i increasingly struggle with very long/multi-era shows like star trek or doctor who #i just want tea!#AND LIKE TO BE FAIR THE TEA METAPHOR GOES FURTHER #because i actually do really like some masala chais #and my tea shelf has roiboos and genmaicha and also just A Pot Of Mint none of which are “just tea”#the issue is not “i never want things that fit into the 'same but different' category”#it's “I want people to understand that when I say I like tea I primarily mean that I like plain infusions of camellia sinensis”#“I would like you to tell me which brands of PLAIN APPLE CIDER you have before running through the list of fruit flavours”#“having candles next to my bath stresses me out and that doesn't affect my love of baths because i can simply not light any”

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jorvikzelda · 2 years ago

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I started reading Lord of the Rings (bought Fellowship of the Ring like… last spring but never got around to starting) and I’d just like to say. Holy fuck what a slow book. You mean to tell me I’m over a hundred pages in and this man is only just leaving the Shire? Sign me up for MORE I love this shit. Tolkien said “I will take exactly as much time as I want to describe things and you will like it”. AND I DO

#i can already tell this is the sort of thing that’s going to be so good I’ll never recover from it #I’ve watched the movies like casually-in-the-background a couple times so I know the approximate plot #(they often run on TV somewhere around Christmas and New Year’s in Sweden so they’ve been on more than twice)#but there’s so much detail here that’s just… missed out on… in the films #Or I forgot about it lmfao #Either way loving the book detail #And also reading a book for the first time in months i told my mom id been reading today and she was like YOURE READING?!#It’s part of my social media healing process. Forcing me to like… sit down and take shit in #Used to DEVOUR books when I was younger #Just Kinda Stopped at some point (much like every other former gifted kid)#But it’s a well missed moment of escapism and calm and centering myself. meditative almost #I find lotr to be good also because it’s like… a little heavy. You can read a chapter and then sit with it for a little while #Im not quite reaching the heavy cliffhangers yet either #Each chapter feels pretty concluded #It’s a healthier reading method I feel than the ‘devour in one night then don’t read for 6 months’ thing I did in high school #the few times i DID sit down to read a book #God damn those are some long tags #z talks #not horse game #I feel so late to the party because I always see all these people enjoying lotr ;-; its so established and here am i….#but alas

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song-tam · 2 months ago

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re: the arcane ask you just sent quil. i feel compelled to share this exchange i JUST had with my friend

me when i’m. me when i’m predictable as fuck

LOSER. youre the opposite of nonchalant and mysterious

#sorry. anyway #asks #claire !!#in all seriousness. omg youre watching the show !!! lets fucking go !!! we have like a psychic connection idk this is so many coincidences #anyways also personally i love cait most shes my girl would die for her probably im rotating her around in my head like a microwave #OH ALSO. not to bash on your fave (and everyone elses fave) but i fucking hate viktor. i hate that man. i cant stand him. can he drop dead #he didnt even DO anything he just pisses me off SO bad and everyoens always like “omg hes so hot hes so babygirl” like no he ISNT he SUCKS #i hope he dies a gruesome horrible bloody death i cant STANDDD him like yes sure hes a compelling character hes very interesting BUT ALSO #i hate his guts i hate his personality i think he looks stupid he annoys me so bad and i literally could not even begin to explain why #because i dont know either!!! and like eberyone LOOOOVES him and i WANT to love him but i cant. im going to run him over with a car #hes a fucking dick. he sucks. he can suck MY dick im so irrationally angered by this man. but hey maybe im just a hater #anyways. uh. i hope youre enjoying the show! and your boytoy scientist freak (i mean this affectionately. affection for you not viktor obvs #arcane

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goblin-enjoyer · 3 months ago

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I swear why are half the things i like/fandoms im in made of mostly younger people while the other half are mostly older people? what are the zoggin odds with that?

How it feels being 20 in a fandom with a bunch of 30-40 somethings.

VS how it feels being 20 in a fandom with a bunch of 14-17 somethings.

like am do i just have extremely odd luck with things i like or is this just what being 20 is like?

#I go browse homestuck twitter and find out an artist I like is turning 16. I go to warhammer twitter and see a meme poster I enjoy is almost #three times my age.#like how do you get a person to somehow feel too old to be in a one fandom yet too young to be in the another?#i know this sounds stupid but it happens every time i like something #world of warcraft has people who have been playing this game for as long as i have been alive #despite aging with the game minecraft is primarily youngsters #team fortress 2 is somehow both too young and too old a fanbase #i've long since reconciled with the fact pretty much everything i like is over a decade old but why cant i just like something with a ->#similar age base? like it would be nice to interact with people that like similar things i like on a consistent basis.#I don't want to buzz around my 2 friends ears trying to not talk too much about my interests. Don't get me wrong I love those two gits but-#its not like i can complain about those childish gits who kept blocking the good fishing nodes in world of warcraft #I cant share my homestuck art and make references to characters that they don't know #I like making references! references make up roughly 1/3rd my jokes! Heck they make up my zogging dialogue too!#HECK I SAY ZOG AND GIT BECAUSE I AM A BLOODY STUPID MIMIC! I'M NOT EVEN BRITISH I LIVE IN MASSACHUSETTS!#YET EVERY TIME I GET A NEW “main interest” OR WHATEVER I END UP TAKING IN ZOGGIN SPEECH PATTERNS FROM THE DANG THINGS!#I ONCE MUTTERED “merde” WHEN THINGS WENT WRONG FOR LIKE OVER A YEAR BECAUSE SPY SAID IT AND ONLY STOPPED WHEN MY BILINGUAL AND FRENCH TAKIN #FATHER AND BROTHER RESPECTIVELY TOLD ME IT MEANT SHIT #I SAY “SLAPS ME ON THE KNEE” AND “SUCKS ON ICE” BECAUSE OF A MAIN INTEREST!#MY POSTURE GOT BETTER SOLELY BECAUSE I DID NOTHING BUT LEVEL A ZANDALARI HUNTER UNTIL LEVEL 120.#WHEN LAUGHING A MODERATE AMOUNT I DO THE /LOL ORC EMOTE. WHEN CHUCKLING I PUT MY HAND ON MY MOUTH LIKE SHIVER FROM SPLATOON BLOODY 3!!!#I HAVE BEEN UNINTENTIONALLY MIMICKING THINGS I LIKE FOR YEARS! I BOB MY HEAD AND WALK DIGITIGRADE BECAUSE I HEARD BIRDS/DINOSAURS DO IT TO-#BALANCE WHEN WALKING. AND THE ONLY REASON I SUCKED AT RUNNING WAS BECAUSE WHEN I WAS YOUNGER I WATCHED A SCENE OF ICE AGE WHERE SID WAS WAL #ING AND MIMICKED HOW HE WALKED FOOT -> FOOT INSTEAD OF HEEL -> TOE HEEL -> TOE #AND NOW I GUESS I'M JUST WAITING FOR WHAT ILL GET FROM HOMESTUCK HUH #ugh if you can't tell this is a midnight brainrot post. i may be awake and on my computer but this still has the energy of that kind of pos #saturday warhammer and the following wendys browsing for ya folks.#midnight brainrot #Man i needed to get those off my chest #not like anyone reads these midnight brainrot posts anyways #oh yeah gotta tag art and paint.net so i can easily find these drawings later if i need them

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ronanlynchbf · 2 years ago

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do u all maybe perhaps possibly have game recommendations 🤨🧐

#^^^^ said in the tone of 'u got any games on ur phone'#i am not very good at games tbh but i've got the spirit if that gives u any clues to the level of difficulty i can handle.#also i am already playing a couple of games but i'd like to play more but don't know which games are worth the money or not so.. recs pls 🤲#OH the games that i'm playing rn are life is strange and stray <33 and then i'm also playing uncharted with all of my siblings except the #youngest & playing detroit: become human with just the three older siblings & playing it takes two with all six of my siblings + i've played #and finished disco elysium and the quarry if that gives u anything to go off of regarding what games i like/have liked.#i also have life is strange 2 downloaded for when i've finished pt 1 and zelda is available if i want to play on my oldest sibling's #nintendo he also has hollow knight on his account (which i use also) and my younger sister has the sims so if i want to play that i could #also but i don't rlly think i'd enjoy it very much i'm more into mystery and action and puzzles and those story focused games with dialogue #options and choices that matter. so. anyway.. any gamers out there who have recommendations pls do give me those recommendations #i don't mind horror games also! as long as it's not like. evil spirits/ghosts bc for some reason those do kind of get me. i literally #stopped watching yellowjackets in the evening bc i kept getting nightmares abt 1) all the creepyness and the spirit/man with no eyes stuff &#2) just that whole situation in general; plane crash into the wilderness wolves roaming around at night running out of food etc etc.#but mostly i don't mind horror nor blood and guts and gore so if the game u would rec is horror that'd be fine <3

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strawberrybyers · 1 year ago

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wanted to watch 25 christmas movies for christmas and i’ve only watched 11 so far… christmas is MONDAY. and i’m like maybe i could do it. maybe i could watch 14 movies in 3 days. but then i also want to watch saltburn and that’s a long movie so it eats up the hours i have for the christmas movies. like 2 christmas movies equal a saltburn, so idk. i’m in a dilemma and my tummy feels weird so i feel stressed

#i feel like if i don’t watch saltburn right now tho it’s going to be on my mind and i won’t enjoy the christmas movies #ok i think i’m going to watch saltburn then just watch christmas movies until my eyes can’t take it anymore #wait but like i should take an edible and watch a xmas movie until it kicks in the. start saltburn??#but i also feel like i should be sober #but then again with the way ppl talk about how weird it is i’m like maybe an edible will really put me in the essence of it all #these are all thoughts circling in my head #in the background you can hear screeches from anxious intrusive thoughts as i debate with myself about this topic #so maybe i need a xanax #welcome to the inside of my brain it looks like the upside down from stranger things with little spongebobs running around screaming #strawberrybyers textpost

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meowmeowmessi · 2 years ago

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been thinking about enzo's letter to messi lately

#by which i mean ever since messi's brother said all That and the psg disasterclass afterwards #enzo imploring messi to stay and have /fun/ ronaldinho telling his young self to tell messi to just /play/ with the ball and have fun #scaloni assuring messi that he's going to build a team around him and he's going to /enjoy/ playing football with them #i want messi to have fun in his last few years of playing football but then i remember football isn't the beautiful game anymore #it's politics it's capitalism run amok it's xenophobia and racism (looking at you catalans)#after LM8 and fifa the best i kind of want messi to just focus on his national team bc clubs clearly see him as a bargaining chip #and nothing else.. but i will support him no matter what he decides to do #i mean i watch psg matches at 2 am for him im down bad #but yeah enzo's letter.. i keep reading and rereading it and it floors me. i don't know im just in a mood rn ig. ignore me please

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therevengeoffrankenstein · 2 years ago

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sweating and shaking over whether or not to up my rating of the revenge of frankenstein to 5/5.

#fighting myself over it bc i definitely enjoy it but there might be enough stuff in it that's just kinda.#i hesitate to say mediocre. that i can't exactly defend outside of 'well it's there!'#it felt a lot shorter on this watch and it's having me feeling so very kind towards it.#it is a masterpiece either way i rate it though obviously.#idk how i feel about the dirty weird guy who just kinda hangs around causing trouble honestly.#bc on one hand i find him vaguely funny and he definitely adds some further thematic depth to the themes #of dehumanization and prejudice (and how they go hand in hand) that pervade the flick but he's also so.#aggravating because of it. the film needed a character like him but also he feels like a walking plot convenience.#same thing with eunice gayson's character. the film obviously needs a character like her because of what it is but she feels #underdeveloped. honestly i would've loved for the film to be like ten minutes longer :)#but i feel like they probably wouldn't've utilized the run time.#myevilposts #hammer #frankenstein #the revenge of frankenstein #they should've given peter a billion dollar film budget and had him write it and everything idc if it'd been awful i'd be eating it up #like puppy dog chow for real human boys. and i'd fall asleep in the bowl.#i decided to give it five stars btw and it made firefox crash 😭

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ourceliumnetwork · 16 days ago

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i really am just going to have to lean into the fact that i just really like cheese board foods and deal with that, aren't I?

#tw: eating disorder #this post brought to you by #the can of olives i put on the list last grocery run that i am having to stop myself from devouring in one go #and how well black olives pair with cream cheese on any vehicle #(it's very well btw in case you were wondering)#get some hard salamies some good cheese options some more olive varieties some pickles maybe some nuts and dried fruits #mmm #...it is not lost on me that the heavy presence of salty foods on here is probably my body's attempt to fix itself from the POTS lol #i struggle with eating around people so you'd THINK this would actually not help #but i might try and hold back some of the olives so i can have them on my plate for Upcoming Holiday Meals so i can eat with everyone...#i think it might work #cause i have zero problem with these foods to the point that i will annihilate a snack table if i don't monitor myself #and remember there are usually other people involved when the snack table layout happens #....learning this is a thing i have has not been my most fun revelation i'll be so honest with you right now #i have panic attacks if i know it's possible other people know i am even making my own plate to eat in my room alone #because then they know i'm consuming food #and it hits randomly - i'm blaming it on the holiday season right now #i don't remember if it's seasonal or not but it feels like this is something i've been struggling with all year and probably for longer #and like... it's fucked up i can't eat with people #i want to hang out i want to enjoy the meal in front of whoever made it so they see i loved it #i want to hang out and chat and have fun and watch stuff with other people #and sometimes i can figure out how to do that #but i... i got startled earlier this year with someone who was Greeting Me while i ate and i reacted poorly and i feel terrible every time #because like... i love this person i want them to feel comfortable enough to come give me a hug as soon as they're at me #i want them to know i want their presence i just...#i was eating and i... i can't let people know i eat - i'm messy i'm too fast i'm too slow i talk too much i'm not talking at all i'm eating #something weird i'm eating something normal and boring and someone is going to say something about how much is on my plate and #...and i really do in fact have an eating disorder like #i don't need a doctor to tell me that i have something wrong with my relationship to food and the consumption thereof and i'm fighting it #i'm fighting it EVERY DAMN DAY because i *know* i need to eat and i *know* i dont NEED to earn my food

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bibleofficial · 3 months ago

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thought gloria would be mad @ me when i got home for being away so long but she was sooooo HAPPY popped right in my hand my lil queen i love her sososoooo much 😭😭😭

#stream #i was PANICKING bc i accidentally left the camera on privacy mode for a day like i pushed the button on accident bc she don’t get privacy #unless i’m home bc the camera will usually pick me up walking by her cage & i get excited like IS SHE AWAKE :D but no it’s just me + it #records & i don’t want that eating away the memory #like it records 20sec or so bursts of activity & it makes me smile bc it sends an alert to my phone & i can pop it open & watch her run :3c #she’s soooo baby she’s such a good girl omg i’m so glad i got her out of her old cage(s)#bc honestly 1 was working fine for her when she was BABY BABY but after like 3 months i had to get another BADLY bc she just i KNEW didn’t #have enough room but that was soooo big after i connected the 2 & i don’t think she enjoyed it too kuch #i definitely didn’t like it bc it was a pain in the ass to move around but now i’ve the ikea diy that i need to finish soon but it’s #pretty much done i just need to form a better chicken wire lid & then get the what u call em #WALLPAPER attached + i saw on the hamster subreddit who put little picture frames on the walls of their diy cage & had little pics which i #thought was BRILLIANT like idk imagine minecraft picture frame in size #obviously small #well idk i just literally assume minecraft people are like the size of hamsters alrdy like they’re not human height they’re hamster height #so everything u have is u know … hamster height so u gotta imagine that what u will the size

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katyobsesses · 4 months ago

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Uhg I woke up from a nightmare this morning that was 🙃fun🙃

#or more like this afternoon uhg #it was a weird dream where i was like kidnapped in this house a while back but #now its like a few weeks/years later and i have a romantic partner (weird) and were trying to find somewhere to be comfy in this house #just exist and watch a show or something #and everywhere is making my anxiety skyrocket #except the fucking shed???#idk man also theres a loo where you cant close the door if youre in the room which is stupid and dream me just wanted to change a pad #but anxiety everywhere #anyway somehow i leave the house #which is also full of my family btw #and go to a park alone and i feel free amongst these strangers also enjoying the park and im walking around and suddenly bam #family is there. all fuvking like 20of em #and they are LOUD #and i put my hands over my ears and close my eyes and RUN #and throughout it all im telling myself they love me they just dont understand im traumatised by this place #and dont luke loud noises #and im wishing for my ear defenders #and i just it was such a ahitty dream #i want to film it and analyse it to shit #it was fascinating #😂😂😂#katy liveblogs life #katy dreams

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joonieskinks · 3 months ago

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simon ghost riley is sometimes a little blunt (warning: smut)

You adore him for who he is, but it still unnerves you with just how blunt he can be at times.

It usually happens privately with just you:

“In about 5 minutes, I’m gonna eat you out.” He says as you are in the middle of The Goblet of Fire on the couch. You almost choked on your popcorn.

Or you’re doing laundry in the morning. “We need pineapple juice next time we’re out, want you to enjoy swallowing next time you’re suckin me off.” Jaw dropped.

He does it in front of the team too- and sometimes it’s even worse:

You accidentally dropped your lip balm onto the bar floor while fishing it out of your purse and bend to pick it up.

“Haven’t seen that angle in a while, dove. It’s been too long since we done doggy.”

It’s a never-ending series of eyebrow raises when Simon decides to open up his mouth and you’re around, needless to say. You brunt all of the embarrassment and the deep blushes, Simon couldn’t give a shit. He didn’t even clock it when John, Johnny and Kyle would all give him shocked looks. Man just owns it. Completely unbothered.

“Youre wearin the skirt you wear when you wanna get fucked. That your goal?”

“Simon!” You hiss, you can feel the red hot heat rush to your face.

But he just stares back at you, waiting for your response. You can hardly believe how composed he is when his Captain is right there glaring at him.

“So?”

“I need another beer.” John excuses himself, he can’t even look you in the eyes right now. Kyle joins him shortly after making a run for it, but you’re left with a quiet Johnny patiently waiting for you to respond. Eager, almost. Joy.

“You can’t just say things like that in public, especially not in front of your friends!” You lecture, pulling down your skirt in the process.

“Why? If you wanted to fuck, you could’ve just said so, love. Give me 2 to down this pint and I’ll meet you in the toilets, yeah?”

“Simon!” You smack his thigh.

“Can I watch?” Johnny asks excitedly.

“No!-“ “Fine.”

Johnny’s face lights up while yours gives Simon a death stare.

“Do you want it or not?” You roll your eyes and throw your purse over your shoulder.

“You two are ridiculous.” And they watch you walk away.

Simon only shrugs, pounding back his beer before coming after you. Doesn’t make a difference to him if he fucks you here and now or at home and later.

“… so is that a no?” Johnny asks with puppy eyes.

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