#and its not even about taking things too seriously i love the silliness of the show but its about putting srs THOUGHT into it as well
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the thing that made me feel better about the whole shitshow that was the mismanagement of Izzy's death was David's tweet of "fwiw thereâs no version of this show that doesnât include Izzy Hands" and in the midst of a lot of unhappy fan reactions, he also liked tweets referencing the fact that Buttons is a witch and what that must mean for Izzy's future, those things gave me, and many others, hope. but the thing is, he also said in an interview that this was the last time we will see Izzy alive, and it made me think, hmm, so then youd just bring him back to use him again huh? because what kind of a life is izzy gonna get to live if hes not actually alive? he's going to be used as some sort of plot device for one of the other characters, again, or even worse, be brought back as a joke of some sort, which, objectively i do think itd be funny if he was a zombie or something but like no one even acknowledges that fact, and they go about their lives as usual, yeah that would be funny, but once again it would be a shame for his character, which has shown the most growth out of anyone, to be boiled down to the role of a clown. He also could just show up in memories from when they were younger, to score cheap emotional responses from those fans that miss him, while also enabling us to gain further insight on Ed's character more than likely, so once again, using him. Even though i cant deny id be happy to see Con again, i think its going to be nearly impossible to do this in a way that isnt going to feel like a slap in the face, like a means of appeasement. it makes it quite obvious that even they knew Izzy had more to offer the show, if after killing him senselessly, they act like we are silly in thinking he wouldnt be brought back in a season 3, excuse me, are we supposed to take the death of a character seriously or not? because im watching your show and i watched you bury him, so that seems pretty final to me, but yes, the seagull landed on his cross, but guess what, i also read your interview where you said that magic doesnt exist in this world, yet now youre saying witches are real, so im really confused about if David really knows what he's talking about because he keeps contradicting himself, and honestly thats very scary when it comes to being able to successfully conclude this series...
#i keep thinking about how he said one of the reasons as to why he made stede a merman was cuz he wanted to see rhys in a mermaid tail#like thats actually kinda worrying right? the rest of the fans gave it beautiful meaning and symbolism but he just wanted rhys in the tail?#dont get me wrong i love that scene so much but its not BECAUSE i just wanted to see rhys in the mermaid tail yk what i mean?#and its not even about taking things too seriously i love the silliness of the show but its about putting srs THOUGHT into it as well#maybe an unpopular opinion but ok ill zip it now#izzy hands#ofmd#ofmd spoilers#ofmd s2 spoilers
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maybe its sample bias but i think it's kinda funny how most people I've seen who've played drakengard because of nier are making ending e THE endgoal and more often than not the main if not only reason they're playing the game at all and when they finally get it they're like "this is it the single most impactful, greatest moment of all gaming. im wiping tears from my eyes this is it" and then you see the drakengard fans who've played drakengard because they like drakengard and you ask them about ending e and they're like "eh. it was okay, i guess"
#gu6chan's musings#i think it's different when you view it as the ending/finale to the GAME vs the literal thing you play the game for#honestly though if im being 100% fr.... im kinda not even neutral on ending e i think it kinda sucks lol#like#i dont HATE it#but it's definitely really weak not even in a 'final fuck you to the player' type way just a.... bad way?#like its too absurd and out of nowhere to be taken seriously but it takes ITSELF too seriously to be considered a joke#so its just kinda a weird unsatisfying blend that left me like 'huh. i think they should have left off at ending d' which DOES manage to be#a sort of slap on the wrist 'reward' for players who CONTINUE to slaughter and thereby follow the general theme of the game while still#respecting the time and effort they put into THEIR product. it's not... satisfying? at least in the way an ending should be; but it still#felt like a worthwhile conclusion that solidly BUILT UP and RESPONDED to players' curiosity and expectations#ending e just kinda gave the feeling that the staff didn't really have confidence or even a thought players LIKED their product so they just#kinda threw whatever at them which in other cases it would be a silly joke#but positioning it as the 'finale' of the game just felt kinda wrong and disrespectful lol. left a bad taste in my mouth#bc again its ONE thing not to 'reward' players with a happy ending who are just casually playing and may be somewhat interested in the story#but if you're going to the point of collecting SIXTY FIVE WEAPONS its no longer just about casually playing#these ppl have a GENUINE drive and desire to see how much higher the stakes can get and again#the ending is just really.... lukewarm and unserious compared to the actual RESOLUTION players got regardless of the tone of the ending?#if that makes sense#im rambling at this point ending e isn't even my LEAST Favourite ending (I'm sorry c; I love you but that goes to you) but godddd#i have so many issues with it#rhythm game is fun once youve actually gotten the damn thing though
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finally settling once and for all... with the evidence laid out plainly.. which of these brother boys is more stinkys ,,,
#also please for the love of gourd do not take this seriously i am joking I do not hold any of these behaviors against my cats I know that#all cats are a little stinky and weird I have had cats all of my life I am not genuinely condemning my cats i am being silly please lol#(some of my goofy cat posts in the past will always get like.. one or two people taking an issue with something incredibly#mundane. like me saying a cat is being rude or somehting and someone being like 'um actually cats cant process the concept of#rudeness. he has no idea he did anything wrong!' ........ yes...... i am aware.. that my cat has the brain of a cat lol#ANYWAY.... polls!!! so excited to have polls.. I will try not to be annoyig but I just love asking random things to the general#public. in friend groups I am always the one asking people to taking surveys. quizzes. making surveys and handing them out. etc.#the rare times I can partially overcome my social anhedonia/inability to socially function properly/etc. is when I'm interviewing people or#socializing specifically in the context of like Information Gathering lol#I love running questionairres and stuff . even about the most mundane pointless topics. there's just soemthing really interesting#about like....... being able to ask people stuff and then look at and analyze the results.#Even though that's an incredibly simple average thing. idk.. my brain loves information even if it's pointless silly information.#I Just Think It's Neat. I have so so sos os oso many ideas but I wanted to make the first poll about my cats#of course because I'm also obsessed with them lol. I was thinking of taking some of the pictures of them in front of a blank#canvas and doing a poll of 'what are they painting?' or 'what should they paint?' but I decided to go with babey crimes#for now. inspired by various baby crimes committed just this morning. Fresh on my mind..#I wish they had a middle option though between '1 day' and '1 week'. I think a week is too long for a poll like this but also#one day is not long enough because I dont really have THAT many active followers. if it was just a day it would probably reach like 5 poepl#people. I want to at least be able to reblog it a few times maybe. lol#I think 3-4 days would be ideal. Its a new feature though. I'm sure they'll modify things as time goes on.#Still feeling sick and bad and weird and not being that productive at all generally but... I have just enough energy stores..#using up every ounce of my power to make a goofy poll... a worthy sacrifice....
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#this is gonna sound pathetic but you ever say a random phrase and now you cant get it out of your head#first it was forever liked never loved#and now its some beasts were never meant for love#sorry im really showing my insecurities rn lol. tumblr of all places. dont have anywhere else entirely i guess#anyways. what am i? oooo just a dog. a mutt. a beast#and some beasts are never meant to be loved#and dont get me wrong its all i want but i cant have it im not allooowwwwedddddd im not#a beaming shining example of someone not to be or not to be born as if you want love#i havent even done anything. its just the bpd and depression telling me im a boring broken person.#too broken for a normal person to tolerate#too broken with bpd and depression and ocd and other disorders im not open about#so im just the insane old bitch of a wife no one takes seriously until its too late in a horror movie#but also not broken enough to be intriguing for someone to want to 'fix' i am not broken enough for someones fixation to fix.#not that i would want to be like that bc the last thing i want is to be a person someone needs to be obsessed over fixing lol#but idk ive been crying all day bc i cant stand being alone anymore#im just a silly dog meant for entertaining others and nothing more!!#i dont know if i was meant to be loved. im meant to be liked thats for sure. plenty people like me. but#love? love? love in the sense of being with someone? falling asleep with someone? being someones everything?#them adoring me as i adore them?#them meaning it?#and having it long term? and not me boring the fuck out of someone or being too clingy to the point they realize they dont want me anymore?#yeah no sorry. god said i cant have that and im an idiot for thinking otherwise.#i aay i cant date anymore but not because i dont really want to irs cause i know i cant have it. im not meant for it. not cut out for it#youd think id learn by now#im not trying to like. dismiss my love for my friends or my friends love for me. its just. different.#i love my friends. they love me. im forever grateful for that. but i crave romance. i crave being wanted. being yearned for#i crave falling asleep next to someone every night. i crave kisses. and cuddles. and tenderness. i crave being someones everything#i crave someone MEANING that. MEANING that im their everything. but some beasts are never meant to have that. not long term anyways.#and at the end of the day? im one of those beasts.#whats that one quote. she said she doesnt want love the same way a diet doesnt want desert. she wants it but she thinks she cant have it?
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Tsuma is an INSANE one to start on but also a fantastic one... I think my first was SP so it's so funny we've "traded" those specific shows lmao BUT YEAH. YEAH. I BELIEVE YOU. I'M GONNA BE NORMAL ABOUT KEISUKE BUT NOT ANYTIME SOON. Tsutsumi's Princess Peach lips every time Maida squishes his face đđđđđ
The moment outside the school basically condenses everything about the show for me it's so perfect and cute but I'm INTERNALLY SCREAMING AT ALL OF THIS BEING SAID OUT LOUD... PLEASE... YOU'RE GOING TO END UP ANOTHER IMPRISONED TSUTSUMI... He really is SUCH a malewife though that's what destroyed me frame one... especially because he's really similar to how Tsutsumi talks about himself so like perfect casting I hope he had fun with the role... Definitely continuing when I can are you kiddinggggg
Well Hopefully You Still Think AtR's Cute And/Or Sweet Wherever You're At Now So The Rest Of This Isn't Embarrassing LGSKFJLGJ BUT YEAH... YEAH... I'm aro myself so all that's Complicated right, and definitely something I tried to consider when Sorta-Not-Really-Recommending, but it's good to hear it can be entertaining even without being able to relate :']
THAT COULD'VE GONE /WAY/ SOUTH AT THE PANEL but I'm glad everyone made it out unharmedđđđBUT YEAH... at the end of the Ohashi arc when Ogata threw all his stuff off the desk and the gang just wordlessly put it back for him 'cause that's all they can do... ough. Momence. That's why it was so sick watching everything fall into place [temporarily]. Also appreciate the Jo-ism in doing all the dirty work for a politician in the family and wanting to be stopped without saying it upfront and uhhhhh being fine with dying and/or going to prison LMAO
OH BUT NO PROB it is always tradition for me to send the translated letter once I've indoctrinated someone new :] funny thing is every single version I've sent is different because I've been editing it to this day
AGAIN i chose tsuma cause the title was Utterly Insane and i just had to see for myself what the fuck was going on and im so glad i did... funny that we did trade first-watches (and fun that i get 'my own version' of ogata's letter lmao) :)
BUT YEAHYEAH keisuke's adorable.. like genuinely i think he's tsutsumi's cutest role ive seen so far its hard for me to imagine one topping it in regards to how endearing he is (â´âĄ`â) keisuke being so enamored by his wife but being So Blind To How Things Look is genuinely super funny. like poor guy really is just super happy to have his wife back in a way but not yk (âŻâ˝â°;;; )
Horribly i think of okita from that Taboo movie when it comes to consuming media: even if i dont personally have that experience or understand 100%, i can still appreciate a good story and characters (im paraphrasing SO hard and with less homophobia </3), so if you got anythin good throw it my way anytime âŞ(´â˝ď˝) !! i'm about to start episode eight in a bit but NO WORRIES i still very much am a fan of the show !! and im sad/excited to see im almost done with it ( sad its almost over, but also SUPER interested to see how everything comes together in the end (ââ˝â) )
#long post#snap chats#tsutsumi drinking game where you have to guess his chara either ends up dead in jail or Somehow Ok â ď¸â ď¸#keisuke's such a dork... he's literally such a puppy of a man right down to being Stupid Loyal it warms my heart (´â˝`ĘâĄĆŞ)#i LOVEE it when takae squishes his face cause I Repeat... he does look super cute and silly...#that's literally all i can say about him He's Cute And Silly and it's why he's one of my fave tsutsumi roles#the best things in life are cute and silly.... its why i love kirby...#now i wonder about how tsutsumi talks about himself if keisuke reminds you of him... inch resting... but i believe its a perfect casting..#BUT ANYWAY YEAH NO the one thing i like about psychology is that it helps me understand people more#or at least im more willing to investigate why X and Y is a thing for Z yk#so Again even if i havent personally experienced something or get it from a Personal perspective i can still work out how other people feel#and just immerse myself and still enjoy the media :)#AH BUT YEAH THE BIT WHERE OGATA THROWS ALL HIS STUFF ON THE GROUND lit the peak ABSOLUTE Top Ten momence#cause Yeah No we're ALL frustrated for him at this point with how much he keeps getting shot down for actually trying to do his job#but not do his job TOO well no cause God Forbid THAT happens i guess. again makes it hard to be mad at him for being out of pocket lmao#IN ANY CASE im gonna go do somethin quick then im gon finish AtR either within the next two hours or at least this morning BYE#birthday went fine nothing too remarkable happened other than my sis and her boyfriend made pizza and it was real good#then they my bro and i all played smash bros and i was trying my best Not to play too seriously cause ik my sis and her bf dont game much#but my bro and i do and i at least wanted to give em a chance to have fun â ď¸ alright ima go take care of That Thing BYE
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Batboys with reader who has a silly collection of stickers and puts them over their faces, their suits or their weapons (most of them with silly encouraging phrases to cheer them up lol)
Dick
He bought you a set of stickers once and ever since itâs been his ultimate downfall but in the most humorous way possible.
Dick has a sense of humour, he didnât mind a couple of stickers here and there, even going so far as to keep the cute cartoon mushroom stickers that youâve left on his escrema sticks as your personal touch on his belongings.
He even once woke up to a face full of them and when he asked your reasoning as to why, you only shrugged your shoulders and said âI thought itâd be funny to see how many stickers I can put on your face without waking you up.â
Dick takes the whole thing in stride and in good faith and loves the fact that you went out of your way to cheer him up through your cute but inspirational stickers. It was almost as though you knew that he needed a little pick me up that day and did so tenfold by coating his hands in stickers that reminded him of your deep care for him and his mental health.
So nowadays Dick doesnât mind waking up just to see his face covered in stickers and instead smiles and goes about his daily routine as though nothing was out of the ordinary.
Jason removed his red helmet from his hand and could only stare at the stickers that littered across the sides and back either a blank stare as Roy practically pissed himself with laughter.
âYouâve got to be fucking kidding me, how did I not see this?â Jason muttered under his breath, scratching at sticker of a cartoon Robin holding a stick in its beak.
âOh thereâs nothing to be ashamed of in a little self expression Jason,â Roy snickered, âbut I didnât peg you as the type to collect stickers and cute ones at that.â He then points to a particular sticker on his helmet of a cat hanging from a branch followed by the saying; just hang in there.
âpiss off.â Jason told him. He knew something was a miss but didnât know what it was and now that he knew, everything was starting to make a bit more sense. For starters you didnât kiss his helmet like you usually did before he left of patrol, almost as though you didnât want to ruin something on his helmet that he didnât see, at least not at that point in time.
He shouldâve known because youâve pulled this stint with his guns before in the past but what you didnât know was that he kept a few that were now a little worn and faded. So while he appear a little peeved that you have took it upon yourself to decorate his helmet, he was a sentimental guy deep down who loved anything and everything youâve given him and treasures it with his entire heart.
Jasonâs a secret sap when it comes to you and knows that he��ll come to laugh at all this at a later date as he recalls all of it to you when he comes home, already envisioning your reaction when heâd inevitably calls you out on it, knowing that he could never stay mad at you for very long. He physically couldnât and refuses to when all you were trying to do was lift his spirits.
You were too sweet for him but he wouldnât want it any other way.
Damian
Wants you to take them off at first, how was he meant to be taken seriously if he was covered head to toe in stickers, ridiculous.
He thinks them childish unfortunately
However when you do stop putting your stickers across every one of his belongings for a brief stint, he begins to realise the true intended purpose behind them, and would begin to leave subtle hints that he wanted you to go back to coating everything he owned in stickers in his own way of apologising.
Heâs stubborn but he cares for you and what you meant to him and if planting stickers on the sheath of his sword on the premise to uplift his spirits, then who was he to stop you from doing so. He wasnât use to someone going out of their way to try and cheer him up and was more use to isolating himself from everyone in his room and just draw out his innermost feelings.
So you covering his face, suit and or weapons with stickers with cute and uplifting words was something he needed time to get use to, but once he does he tries to keep the stickers that had long served their purpose within the pages of his sketch pad as a keepsake of your thoughtfulness towards him.
This portion of his sketch pad is kept under a lot of secrecy on his part but you find it eventually because of course you do.
Damian wasnât use to someone caring about him as much as you did and in a more unique way than littering the hilt of his sword in stickers made to make his day just that a little better. Damian, much like Jason, keeps a sticker or two on his weapons but in places where it would be harder for others to spot and would run his thumb over it whenever he felt that he needed your presence.
Tim doesnât mind you putting stickers on his stuff, heâs pretty much unbothered by it and would just accept the fact that this was your way of saying that youâre thinking of him and his well-being. Tim knew you well enough to understand what you were trying to say through your stickers from the stickers you used consistently.
However due to his egregious sleep schedule lead to many instances where he would wake up to his face covered entirely in stickers, and at first he thought it was the lack of sleep that was making him see things but soon realised that his face was indeed covered in stickers, and would silently stare at you through the mirror as you tried hard not to laugh.
He threatens to plaster your face with stickers next time, he does follow up on his promise but thatâs a story for another time.
To Tim it was almost as if you had just made up an entirely new way of communication through stickers, heâs even got them categorised based on their subliminal messages and what you were trying to tell him through them.
He appreciates the stickers and would even find himself smiling at them on the odd occasion and run his fingers over them gingerly as to not accidentally peel one of them off. He loved your unique way of cheering him up and would get a little sad when he sees that someone them were starting to fade or become worn, only to feel a warmth spread throughout his chest when he saw new stickers next to the places of the old ones.
Each and every sticker had itâs sentimental significance to him and if Tim were to ever find out that you didnât have anymore stickers to spare, he would buy you more sets and act like he didnât have any part in this despite the parcel having his name on it.
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Eyeroll what else is new
#block me now im gonna rant#i just??? im feeling so full right now???#im having a shit time#like a seriously shit time which is making me reconsider my entire career the dream i had since i was 5#my health is shitty af but its all my own fault and im still taking no steps to making it better cause im an asshole lile that#and then i come here to escape in my silly little blog with my silly feral little tags#and strangers on the Internet who ive never seen and probably will never see are nicer than irl ppl i know???#you're calling me cutie and bestie and love and ??? telling me you love me?? and my stupid tags?? and my silly asks???#asking about my day and supporting when im down and im just??? im just so full rn im near tears#is this what it feels like to be loved??? am i worth loving?? can i finally try to believe it?? just... im feeling too much#whoever reads this im sorry#im an apology wrapped within an apology#and it will probably take a lifetime and a ton of therapy i cant have or even afford for me to stop apologising for who i am#but you.. you guys might just make me hate myself a little less.. and every single day im grateful for all of you#all the fanfic writers who let me scream in their tags#to fay and t and my bestie elle who write the most beautiful things and havent yet blocked me for some unfathomable reason#and to the latest angel in my life#apocalypticseagull#im sorry for ranting guys im honestly so full of love for humans and so grateful and so overwhelmed rn i just had to write it down#virtual hugs and gentle forehead kisses to all of you#raven being a dramatic idiot#raven has a crisis#raven rambles#shut up raven
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ââDRESS TO IMPRESS!
SUMMARY: playing dress to impress with him!
CHARACTERS: all dorms + others
GENRE: fluff
WARNINGS: none
NOTES: i feel so bad for having people with requests wait so long but im losing ideas and idk what to write đđđ please bear with me event requesters,,,,, ik i suck at this
reader gender is not mentioned, reader not specified to be yuu
VERY COMPETITIVE
if he catches you trolling itâs on sight. he takes this game very seriously, and refuses to get anything lower than 3rd. when you play together and ask to duo, he carries. youâll see him with the most impressive and beautiful outfit youâve ever seen and watch him lose his mind when he gets 5th. he spams poses, like in full concentration mode. also a very harsh critic. if he sees you off theme itâs an immediate 1 star, no exceptions. anytime he critiques your outfit you feel like an office worker with an overly harsh boss that demands better. he also probably has VIP. and beef with 10 year olds. (so think of when caseoh plays, but less yelling)
riddle, azul, jamil, vil, rollo
PLAYED IT AS A JOKE : IS NOW HOOKED
at first he thought it was just a dumb and silly dress up game for girls.. boy was he wrong. when he first played with you, he was expecting to hate this game to its core. he was a troller at first, purposefully making dumb outfits that donât even match, barely adding anything to his outfit at all. suddenly, something in his mind flipped, and now heâs addicted. youâll catch him sometimes playing his free time, teasing someone like him for playing a dress up game. not that you have room to talk. duos are fun, he likes being partners with you. heâs probably the kind of guy to vote everyone one star and then vote you five, but he expects five stars in return.
deuce, ruggie, epel, idia, skully j. graves
LOVES THE GAME
heâs played this before, he loves it! dressing up in cute outfits and watching other people dress up in cute outfits? why wouldnât he play? and to play with you? thatâs even better! wouldnât be as competitive as the first category, but does take the game seriously. he doesnât despise trolls, actually laughs at them sometimes. he does find it unfair they make the podium sometimes, but itâs really just a game. he loves duoing with you and wearing matching outfits, absolutely adorable! he either votes pretty fairly or votes everyone five stars depending on who they are. please play more with him, he loves this game!
cater, kalim, rook, ortho, lilia, neige
NOT THAT INTERESTED
whatâs the appeal to it? itâs just playing dress up, nothing special. heâll play once in awhile with you, but donât expect it to be a regular thing. itâs just not his cup of tea. obviously since he doesnât play often, his outfits are subpar. nothing podium worthy. votes pretty fairly, giving criticism and critique on other peopleâs outfits (though his arenât that much better). he doesnât mind being a duo with you, but you definitely carry. personally he thinks trollers are ruining the game and making it annoying for those who play religiously. overall, just a dress up game. would play but only if you play too.
trey, leona, jack, sebek, silver
THE TROLLER
is that one guy who has nothing on their character and walks onto the stage with no hair or makeup. skin tone is still at the default, colors on the clothes are unchanged, and itâs all on purpose too! would dress up in dumb outfits for a completely different theme and loves watching people argue about it in the chat. votes everybody one star because theyâre just silly like that! absolutely cackles if he gets on the podium and loves watching the server get into fights about it. you donât duo with him, you know better. loved playing with you, but it doesnât seem the feeling is mutual.
ace, jade, floyd, cheânya
HOW TO POWER HANDHELD DEVICE
teach him how to use a phone first. doesnât know how to log in to his account. when he joins the game, poor baby kept running into walls trying to put on shoes. outfits are usually incomplete or unchanged because he doesnât know how to take off accessories or how to put them on. votes fair enough, but doesnât ever make the podium. if you ask to duo, youâll have to teach him cause he also doesnât know about that either. basically just a big man baby who needs help using technology for the first time.
malleus
A/N: obsessed with this game lately (idia would know all the lana lore)
date published: 10/10/24
Š temiizpalace â do not copy, steal, or put my work into ai. thank you!
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Propaganda
Jane Fonda (Barbarella, Sunday in New York, Barefoot in the Park)âFeminist icon, LGBTQ+ rights activist since the 70s, Civil Rights and Native American rights advocate, environmentalist⌠she really is THE woman ever
Rita Hayworth (Gilda, Cover Girl)âAbsolutely, drop-dead gorgeous. She steals every movie sheâs in; she was Fred Astaireâs favorite dance partner, as you can see in clips from their movies [link][link]. Born Margarita Carmen Cansino, Rita's story had its tragediesâher father was awful and had her performing in nightclubs way, way too young; the studio totally remade her look because they were afraid of her hispanic image, putting her through painful treatments and diets; she had a string of failed marriages. But beside all that, I think there's something about Rita that still glows throughâan inner beauty that has nothing to do with the studio, or the men who pinned their dreams on her. Rita brings an incandescence to roles that's impossible to replicate, and was truly a great actress in that she could switch from herselfâshy Margaritaâinto a bold and glamorous femme fatale so convincingly everyone fell in love with her as Gilda. She's my favorite movie star, and I think she was a beautiful human through and throughâRita, gorgeous and real and shining bright.
This is round 5 of the tournament. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. Please reblog with further support of your beloved hot sexy vintage woman.
[additional propaganda submitted under the cut.]
Jane Fonda:
" I assume she's already been submitted but I gotta make sure. I think there's an element to movies like Barbarella or her segment of Spirit of the Dead of those having been directed by her husband, who famously made movies about her being hot, and the incredible costume design also helped, but good lord. Look at her"
"She was so pretty, dear lord! She was and still us stunning. Sheâs great at comedy and drama."
"Shes so hot im so gay for me i will let her hit me with hers car"
"Gorgeous and also still getting arrested at climate protests, which is sexy behavior"
"Watching her in Barefoot in the Park seriously made me, a straight woman, question things"
"PLEASE I LOVE HER SO MUCH"
"Her vibes in these movies are so interesting because she, the daughter of an Old Hollywood star, went on to make both poignant dramatic movies and the some of the silliest things you've ever seen but even in the silly space adventures and sexploitations there's always this undeniable gravitas to her. It's like she's able not to take herself very seriously but at the same time never stops having this grace and elegance and makes it all work together. And she's always been very politically active which is also sexy. Her famous mugshot is from 1970 so right at the cutoff mark but come on"
Rita Hayworth:
Do you need any other propaganda? Hereâs the video.
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She was not called "the love goddess" for nothing: beautiful, glamorous, despite playing sexy and provocative roles her inherent shyness somehow also would shine through sometimes, creating this contradictory and incredibly attractive image
Often played "the bad girl" who tempted the male hero away from "the good girl"; but did have roles that broke her out of that mold. She was also the inspiration for Jessica Rabbit. THE pinup girlie.
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She was soo beautiful when she was young and she MAINTAINED that beauty into her later years and I think that old lady glamour is hot. bombastic sex appeal
every line she delivers in gilda is so flirty and passionate or absolutely desolate and it's so good
I just have a lot of feelings about her
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Hello, hope this message finds you well! I would like to request (if the idea interests you of course) the fellowship responding to the reader asking âwould you still love me if I was a worm/toad?â
What an inspired idea, anon haha! This one was fun to think about; hopefully itâs just as much fun to read! Enjoy âĄ
シďžâ§ Aragorn.
Even though you asked him out of nowhere, Aragorn considers your questions rather seriously. Sitting by a fire with you, it takes him a while to answer: âWhy wouldnât I?â It shouldâve been obvious to you that a ranger â and one as kind and gentle-hearted as him! â would naturally see beauty in every creature, no matter its general reputation. To him, itâs not a question.
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シďžâ§ Boromir.
Boromir would shoot you a confused smile when you asked him your question. âWhat? Why would you turn into a wormâŚ?â Youâd blush and explain it to him, which would make him laugh in relief. âWhy worry about such nonsense?â â âWhat, me turning into a worm?â â âNo, silly! Me not loving you!â heâd say and pull you close for a kiss ⥠(Heâd probably still worry about the sudden question because he cares for you that much haha!)
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シďžâ§ Frodo.
When you ask Frodo your question, it catches him off-guard. Heâd look up from his book and ask you to repeat, even though he was already listening carefully. But the question has him double-checking! Your adorable explanation makes him laugh. Heâd take your hands and say, âThe things you think about! If you ever manage to turn yourself into a worm, you must turn me as well, so that we may live happy lives in our worm-house underground.â
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シďžâ§ Gandalf.
Gandalf smokes his pipe when you ask him your question and smacks his lips as he contemplates the scenario. âA curious propositionâŚâ For a moment, the furrow of his bushy eyebrows makes it look like he was about to scold you for your nonsense, but then heâd shoot you a playful smirk and assure you that yes, if you were to turn into a worm, he would still love you all the same.
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シďžâ§ Gimli.
You ask Gimli your question at a late-night banquet, making him pause and laugh. âI do not know if a worm would want to live in stone though! Wouldnât you leave for grassier, muddier grounds? What would a worm want with a Dwarf?â Just like that, he has turned your question around! The ensuing nonsense conversation makes it certain: The two of you are inseparable âĄ
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シďžâ§ Legolas.
Legolas is a very playful Elf and enjoys the games and riddles you two tend to play, so your question would not come entirely out of the blue for him. He would tilt his head and pout, pretending to consider it gravely. âA worm? A creature so foul and tiny and all too disagreeable?â â his face splits into a grin â âWhy yes, of course!â Additionally, heâd incorporate âlittle wormâ into his endless list of pet names for you.
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シďžâ§ Merry.
Your question to Merry would probably come up during one of your philosophical conversations. But instead of stopping Merry dead in his tracks, heâd simply answer, âYes, next question.â To him, it genuinely is not up for debate if changing your appearance would impact his feelings for you. When you dig deeper, heâd probably say something like, âIâd have to get used to it, but thatâs itâ and grin at you.
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シďžâ§ Pippin.
Letâs be honest: The question would probably come from Pippin in the first place. Maybe he had watched a worm or a toad travelling through a meadow nearby, or even overheard other Hobbits asking their partner about the dreaded scenario. He keeps wondering if heâd still be lovable as a worm but leaves no doubt should that fate befall you: This Hobbit loves you to the moon and back!
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シďžâ§ Sam.
No contest: Sam Gamgee wins this one by a mile. When you ask him, no matter how unsurely, heâd cross his arms with a thoughtful sigh and start his answer by explaining how important worms are in the circle of nature to keep the ground and gardens alive. âAnd thatâs just that, yâknow? I donât have to find âem beautiful, but Iâd simply be lost without them. And if it was you, oh, yâknow, thereâd be no question about it. Iâd tinker with a bit of wood to make you an indoor garden, so you have some dirt to crawl in even when weâre inside the house. Something I can carry around. And somethinâ to eat. Unless you donât want to. Iâd bring you the good dirt from Farmer Maggot, and some apples, too. Your favourite flowers must be there too, so thatâs â hm? Whatâre smilinâ at me like that for? You asked the questionâŚâ
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Hi, could you please write about how Lando finds out that the reader really likes cats, and how he tries to come to terms with it (remember that video where he says that if a person doesn't like dogs but also likes cats it's a red flag).
A Pawful Revelation
Word count: 922
Pairing: Lando Norris x reader
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It started innocently enough. You and Lando were scrolling through your phones one lazy afternoon, each sprawled on opposite ends of his massive couch. The only sound in the room was the faint hum of a race replay on the TV and the occasional flick of your nails on the glass screen.
Lando suddenly perked up, his attention snagged by an adorable video of a Golden Retriever puppy wagging its tail enthusiastically.
âLook at this little guy!â he exclaimed, shoving his phone toward you.
You glanced up from your screen, smiling. âAww, heâs cute,â you said, but you didnât look as enthusiastic as Lando clearly wanted you to be. He frowned slightly but didnât press it.
A moment later, you bit your lip to suppress a smile as you scrolled further down your own feed.
âWhy are you grinning like that?â Lando asked, craning his neck to look at your phone.
âOh, no reason,â you said, too quickly.
âLet me see.â
Before you could stop him, Lando snatched your phone and squinted at the screen. His face twisted into a mixture of amusement and betrayal as he saw the source of your delight: a compilation of cats knocking objects off tables with utter disdain.
âCats?â he asked, his tone laced with disbelief.
âWhat about them?â you asked innocently, snatching your phone back.
âYou⌠like cats?â he asked, narrowing his eyes like youâd just told him you secretly supported his rival team.
âOf course I do,â you replied, laughing. âTheyâre hilarious and cute!â
Lando leaned back on the couch, folding his arms as he stared at you, processing this revelation. âWait, wait. You mean like, really like cats?â
You nodded. âYeah, theyâre amazing. So independent, so sassy. Iâve always loved them.â
He groaned, running a hand through his messy curls. âYouâre telling me youâre a cat person?â
âWhy do you say it like I just confessed to a crime?â you asked, raising an eyebrow.
âBecause itâs a red flag!â Lando said, throwing his hands up dramatically.
You laughed so hard you nearly dropped your phone. âOh, come on, Lando. Are you seriously judging me for liking cats? You like dogs; I like cats. Itâs not that deep.â
âBut it is!â he insisted, leaning toward you, his tone half-joking but with a hint of genuine worry. âDogs are loyal, happy, and full of love. Cats are⌠evil. They scratch you for no reason and knock your stuff over just to annoy you!â
You rolled your eyes. âCats are misunderstood. Theyâre affectionate, but on their own terms. Theyâre like the cool kids of the pet world.â
Lando shook his head, still looking troubled. âI donât know if I can trust someone who prefers cats over dogs.â
âOh, please,â you said, giving him a playful shove. âYouâre being ridiculous. Besides, I didnât say I donât like dogs. I just like cats more.â
âThatâs worse!â he exclaimed, pretending to clutch his chest.
You laughed again, but you could tell he was genuinely grappling with this newfound information about you.
Over the next few days, Lando seemed determined to convince you that dogs were superior. He sent you countless videos of puppies doing adorable things, from catching Frisbees to snuggling with their owners. He even tried to recruit his fans into the debate by posting a poll on Instagram: Cats or Dogs?
Despite his efforts, your love for cats remained unwavering. In fact, you doubled down, texting him memes of cats in silly hats and videos of them performing acrobatics.
One day, he showed up at your apartment with a smug grin and a small gift bag.
âWhatâs this?â you asked, taking the bag from him.
âJust a little something to change your mind,â he said, flopping onto your couch with an air of confidence.
Inside the bag was a pair of socks covered in cartoon dogs and a plush Golden Retriever toy.
âReally, Lando?â you said, holding up the socks.
âWhat? Iâm trying to save you from a life of bad decisions,â he said, grinning.
You rolled your eyes but couldnât help smiling. âYouâre ridiculous.â
The real test came a week later when you convinced Lando to visit a cat cafĂŠ with you. He was reluctant at first, muttering about how heâd probably leave covered in scratches. But when he saw how excited you were, he couldnât say no.
As soon as you entered, a fluffy gray cat sauntered over to you, meowing softly. Your face lit up as you crouched down to pet it.
Lando watched from a distance, arms crossed, trying to look unimpressed. But then a tiny orange kitten climbed onto his lap, purring loudly.
âUh, what do I do?â he asked, looking slightly panicked.
âJust pet him,â you said, smiling.
Hesitantly, Lando stroked the kittenâs soft fur. The kitten responded by curling up and falling asleep on his lap.
For a moment, Lando looked conflicted, but then a small smile crept onto his face.
âSee?â you said, sitting beside him. âCats arenât so bad.â
âYeah, well,â he muttered, trying to hide his grin. âThis oneâs alright, I guess.â
By the time you left the cafĂŠ, Lando had a newfound appreciation for cats. While he still insisted that dogs were better, he grudgingly admitted that cats werenât the villains heâd made them out to be.
And as you walked back to the car, he slipped his hand into yours and said, âOkay, fine. Maybe I can tolerate your cat obsession. But only because itâs you.â
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Dating Stray Kids
â seriously criminal amounts of fluff. mostly gender neutral and basically unedited :/
â a/n this took years cause theres so many of them but i hope it doesnât flop đđ love you guys!!!
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Chan: You were never even dating this man, you went from friends to married in like three daysâone day you were single and then you were a mother to seven boys. So many days sitting in his studio listening to what heâs conjured up. Never leaves in the morning without giving you a kiss. Always looking out for you, walks on the busy side of the street and puts his hand up to shield your head when you get in the car. Listens so attentively whenever youâre speaking to him. Wraps you up in his clothes and the warmest blankets when you say youâre cold. When he can sleep, he lays directly on top of you. Is always asking how you are and genuinely wants to know all your daily ailments. Slightly teases you then hugs you so tight if he sees it annoyed you. Will kiss you anywhere and everywhere, then gets shy when he realizes youâre not alone. Is interested in all your interests. Hands are never kept to himself; he is all over you 100% of the time, always smiling when youâre around. Brings home little trinkets from tour that made him think of you. Writes you songs, unlike Jisung they are really sweet and poetic. Calls you all sorts of little names and giggles when you smile about it. Cuddles with you all night even if he canât fall asleep. Leaves blankets and snacks in his studio for when you come visit. Texts you to watch channies room then gets shy when you actually do. Miraculously pulls out an extra sweater for you and pretends like he doesnât always carry one around for you. Always has an arm around you or a hand in your pocket. Cradles you like a baby when youâre sad. He just loves you sm and takes care of you like your another one of his little ducks.
Minho: So lovely, but also your nemesisâkisses you then tells you your hair looks silly, or your outfit doesnât match. Packs you lunches and reminds you to bring a coat. Is always telling you to text him when you get home, he doesnât want to be controlling but he gets so worried. Says I love you first then acts all cocky when you say it back. I feel like he does things for you under the guise of you doing it wrong, when the truth is he just likes doing things for you. Never shows physical affection in front of other people but speaks to you in the sweetest tone, itâs almost more intimate. Washes your face for you and helps put you into pajamas when youâre too sleepy to do it. When you canât sleep, heâll lay next to you and tell you funny stories until you pass out. Kisses you all over your face when youâre sad. Fiddles with all your jewelry, heâs so gentle with it you donât notice until you realize a ring is missing and see it on his pinkie. Thinks youâre so cute, sometimes he canât help but talk to you like youâre one of his cats. Hugs you so so so tight and presses soft kisses in your hair. Tells you he misses you then threatens you to not tell anyone what he said. Takes you on special dates for no reason other than to make you smile. Calls you a certain pet name so often sometimes the boys forget its not your name. He not so secretively treasures you and makes sure you know when his teasing goes a little too farâyouâre just so precious to him itâs hard for him to express in words.
Changbin: Super domestic and accepting. You could seriously tell him anything and heâd be like âokay, thatâs great, honey!â Takes you to the gym with him and kisses you after every set. Loves sitting and doing nothing with you. Genuinely thinks youâre the most wonderful thing he has ever encountered. Constantly trying to impress you: flexing when he knows youâre looking, telling his best jokes when youâre around, bringing home expensive dinners. Pulls you into his arms to dance while you cook for him. Your biggest hype man and will never hear you say anything negative about yourself. Is always trying to pick you up, you could be dating for five years, and he'd still be giving out pick up lines. Whenever you hurt yourself, heâs going to kiss it better, no matter how dramatic it isâyou have a splinter, hereâs a kiss! Youâre in the hospital, another kiss! Pretends to like things just because you do. Literally never says no to you. He talks about you so much; all the boys know everything about you before they even meet you. Every time he sees you, heâs going to lift you up and spin you around like youâre in some cheesy movie just so youâll laugh. Always hugging you. #1 advocate for daily naps just so you can cuddle. Talks about your future like its already set in stone, like youâre getting married no matter what. Is so proud of you and the fact youâre togetherâOnly has good things to say. Gifts you so many stuffed animals to cuddle with when heâs away. Calls you the most nauseatingly sweet pet names and holds you like your porcelain. Youâre literally his little baby and heâs going to love and care for you if itâs the last thing he does.
Hyunjin: The most intimate and earnest boyfriend. Even if youâre the two most different people he convinces you youâre soulmates, youâre split aparts fr. Constantly playing with your hair. Tells everyone he doesnât like skinship then wraps himself around you. Says something really sweet then acts all shy when three months later youâre watching a drama and the romantic lead says the same line. Uses your shower stuff and perfume so he can smell like you. Kisses every mole and stretch mark he can see. Whenever he sees something pretty he tells you it reminds him of you before roasting you within an inch of your life. Your house slowly becomes his house because suddenly everything heâs ever bought ends up there. CEO of romantic gesturesâsends you flowers every chance he gets, writes love letters, and paints pictures. Wears a locket with your picture in it. Has a polaroid of you in his phone case. Sends you stupid tiktokâs and all he says is âitâs you.â So many bookstore and art museum dates. Late nights filled with dramas and skincareâafter every step he gets a kiss! Thinks everything you say is funny. Loves you so much sometimes all he can do is cry because youâll never know. Loves seeing you get along with the boys but as soon as one gets a little too close, heâs shooting them the biggest side eye. Always has snacks on hand for youâbiggest fear is of hangry you. So tender and empathetic that when you get upset, he also starts getting emotional. Sometimes when youâre out together he gets really quiet and when you turn to see whatâs wrong, he is just staring at you before he breaks out in a huge smile. Life with him is full of giggles. Youâre his favorite person in the whole world and heâs yours!
Jisung: So deeply infatuated with you he couldnât hide it even if he wanted to. Every time he looks at you, he gets all moony eyed. Is always touching you in some wayâhand on your thigh while youâre eating, arm around your waist while you walk together. Has lists of movies you need to watch together in his notes app. Youâre a very cozy couple, almost always in pajamas and watching a Miyazaki movie. Definitely writes you songs, but not sweet ones theyâre the worst improvised lines about how much he loves you. For all his goofy antics, as soon as youâre alone heâs becomes so quietly domesticâbringing home dinners and doing facemasks. Begs you to watch scary movies with him so he can have an excuse to baby you after. Talks about you nonstop, tells the boys jokes you told him just so he can say âisnât my s/o so funny?â Cuddle monsterâneeds them or heâll start being mean to all the boys. If youâre someone who wears heels, heâd def be the kind of boyfriend to walk barefoot in his socks so you could wear his sneakers. Pulls at your cheeks and coos like youâre a baby. Takes so many photos of you from awful angles and wonât listen when you tell him you look terrible. So many forehead kisses. Has never called you your name since you got together, itâs always baby, and if you even dare to call him Jisung heâs going to have a breakdown trying to figure out what he did. Hands are permanently linked. Never leaves a conversation without an âI love you.â He thinks the world of you, so fond of everything you are and makes sure you never forget it<3
Felix: So so so so precious. The perfect boy, so sweet and tender you could never second guess his feelings. Loves so hard and so deep that everyone who looks at the two you knows just how he feels. Heâs so open with all his feelings, you almost never fight. The kind of boy who brushes your hair and rubs lotion onto your legs. Compliments you every day, and not just saying youâre pretty, but the most earth-shattering no other compliment could ever measure up compliment. Is so interested in you, tries to learn everything he can. Since you met this boy, you have not tied your own shoes once, does it for you every time. Matching everything, wants everyone to know youâre together, as if anyone couldnât pick it up from the way heâs draped all over you. Favorite thing on earth is when you sit with him doing nothing, he could be doing something heâs done a million times, but as soon as youâre around its better. Presses the softest kisses all around your faceânose, eyes, then lips, every morning to wake you up. Sings with you so loud in the car to all your favorite songs. Â #1 PDA advocateâdoes not care whoâs around he will be affectionate. Always fiddling with your clothes. Makes you sweet treats and tells you theyâre made with love. Could listen to you forever, sometimes heâll bring up something he knows you love just so he can hear you toddling on. Buys you too many presents but will never accept you spending money on him. Never lets you walk home alone or open the door for yourselfâif he can do it for you heâs doing it. Loves you so deeply you can feel it in every word.
Seungmin: Such a bully boyfriend. Never lets you liveâif he can find a joke in it, heâs saying it, but at the same time never lets you second guess how he feels. While he wonât be lovey dovey all the time, but you can feel his affection in how he takes care of youâIf you ask him to do something heâs going to complain, but that doesnât mean heâs not doing it. Makes bad jokes so he can kiss the disappointment of your face. Orders your favorite for dinner and acts like its no big deal. Pretends not to but relishes in your affection. Will stop whatever heâs doing as soon as you say his name a little too seriously. Super shy with PDA but is constantly holding your hand. Is always talking about you, telling the other Kids stories about you until they have to tell him to shut up. Your biggest fan: puts up your graduation picture and top graded essay up on the fridge and is always bragging about you to others. Sings you to sleep when youâre tossing and turning. Teases you all the time but as soon as someone else does they better run for cover. Remembers every little detail about your life, even things that youâve forgotten. Is secretly very sentimental and has all sorts of keepsakes about you and your relationship. Is not going to be all over you in public, but as soon as youâre alone heâs in your arms and telling you how much he cares about you. If youâre ever sad heâs going to be cracking all sorts of jokes just to you see you smile before he asks you what happened. Heâs so silly but so so sweet, you never go a day without laughing.
Jeongin: The sweetest and cutest! Obviously super smiley, but with you his smile is somehow even bigger. Loves to match with you and help pick out your outfits. I do think if his s/o was someone who got their nails done that heâd love to pick out the design. Always packs snacks for you in his practice bag and an extra hoodie in case you get cold. While he may not be the most openly affectionate, he quite literally brings you everywhere, youâre like his third arm. Peppers sweet little kissies all over your knuckles when youâre not paying attention to him. Laughs at all your jokes even if theyâre not funny. Thinks youâre the cutest!! Sends all sorts of funny pictures when heâs away so you donât miss him too much. Constantly teases you just so he can see you roll your eyes at him. Pulls you into every photobooth he sees. Buys a bottle of your perfume to bring with him on tour. Fusses over you all the timeâfixing your clothes and making sure youâre warm enough. Acts all tough in front of his hyungs but as soon as youâre alone heâs begging for cuddles. Makes playlists of all your favorite songs to play when youâre in the car. I think heâ d be too shy to call you pet names but he always says your name so soft and sweet its like heâs calling you one. Sings every love song like theyâre for you. If your hair is long enough to put up in a pony tail he will tug on it, not too hard or anything, but just enough for it to be annoying. Both his wallpaper and lock screen are of you all cuddled up together. Very in love with you and even if he doesnât express it in words everyone around you knows.
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Daisy, hi! How did you come up with the user sillygoodealert? Bc that concubine fic had such a silly ending đĽ˛đ lmao jk but seriously I was thinking what if before the maid concubine reader offs herself, we see her side of being treated like shit by the other girls and staff and sukuna himself during the day and then trying to not be shell shocked when he treats her so sweetly in his chambers. especially when he continuously humiliates her and one day eve punishes her extra harshly in front of everyone after she makes a mistake and then he still expects her to pretend as if it didnât even happen when he wishes to spend time with her that same night.
Who knows just thinking further about the story you created, ty for sharing your work itâs so delish đ¤¤
In the morning - Just a week later
That's my legal name because i am the mayor of silly town
I had a BAD day so ANGST NO COMFORT NO COMFORT đ đ
Dub-con(so there is a little bit of smut đ˛) he's kinda abusive?? uhhh mention of blood
If someone asked Sukuna if he was ever satisfied with everything he had, the answer would be no. But once, he got very close to it.
To be satisfied is to settle, and Sukuna never settled. Not for anything or anyone. However, one night, while you laid next to him, it almost felt like he would be okay with living like that.
Knowing he could have more than what he had at the time stopped him from deeming it satisfactory.
So he strived for more. A more significant and fulfilling feeling, more.
What waited for him in the morning was a clean room and a cold bed. Although you were supposed to be beside him as of now, there was a cold, neatly made spot in replacement.
After 8 minutes of stretching, 2 minutes of sitting and silence, and deciding what kimono he would like to adorn today- he came out of his enclosure.
Standing just a few feet from his door, you were unhurriedly dusting off the chandeliers scattered across the ceiling- on a ladder, without anyone supporting it from the bottom.
After a few quick strides, he kicks the ladder from its place. There isn't a real reason why he did it. It was more impulsive than anything. But as he watches your body hit the floor, blood dribble out of your nose, a feeling of superiority overcomes him.
Even though he was the one to do this to you, he still helps you up and carries you to bed in his arms. Your blood is smearing across his arms and hands as he wipes away tears that come out as you shake and beg for him to stop. It's no longer a quiet morning, but he got what he wanted- a warmer bed and a more obedient woman.
Nothing good comes out of upsetting Sukuna- or sometimes just being around him. He doesn't have to be in a bad mood to take things out on you. The bruises on your body should be enough evidence of that. Sometimes, you question if it's enough to feel pity on you, though.
There will always be someone to ask what you did. Occasionally, that someone is you. Late at night, curled up listening to him treating another woman with something similar to adoration.
His voice isn't necessarily loud, but it's the only thing you can hear when it is well past curfew.
He coos encouragement and praise while gentle skin-on-skin can be heard if you listen for it.
At the moment, you're jealous. That should be you. When that is you, though, you dread walking into his enclosure.
The day after you watched him toss away any love or respect he had, for 15 minutes of sugar-coated sex, something changed with him.
He held your waist as he guided you to the edge of his bed, an eager grin plastered on his face. Lifting you and laying you on the one-too-many pillows he suddenly had.
One hand found yours as something wet licked your pussy. It was slimy and unwanted, and you kept quiet because you were in complete shock.
You saw how clean the sheets were when you walked in. You hoped it was a sick coincidence. But the feeling of DĂŠjĂ vu sank deep into your body, as well as his tongue did. And as you checked to make sure- the pillows were fluffed up. The smell of a specific woody soap was stuck to him, and he was gripping your hand a little harder each time your breath started to increase.
"My Lord-" You wanted to ask him to stop, but the words couldn't come out as fluently as your tears would.
When you started to sob, he pulled away and looked at you with disarray. All you could do was shake your head and wrap your arms around yourself.
He sent you back to your own room without a word.
The other concubines must have noticed the shift in your status- or maybe he complained to them about you. That is one of life's great mysteries.
They treat you noticeably differently than they did before- for the worse. A thought that crosses through your mind is they were scared to be anything less than indifferent to you before, for they would most definitely receive a punishment. But now? The treatment of your counterparts and the King of Curses is almost equal- with him being the only one to break your trust, as the other concubines made it clear they were not your friends from the start.
As of now, they weren't afraid to push you aside in the hallways or scold you for nearly slipping on the freshly mopped floor.
Your new nickname is Lummox- which means a clumsy, stupid person. That's not too far off from what you are, so you don't take too much offense.
But people now use it to call out to you and grab your attention it becomes all you can use to describe yourself when you think about what you did to get here.
Even now, as you curl into yourself late in the night, what keeps you up is what will now wait for you in the morning.
I have such a massive hatetrid for my own writting it's almost astonishing I put anything out. I can't re-read anything I put out because I get so upset that I can not put into words how I feel- the one thing people expect of me.
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Right in the Ferris Wheel?!:
Scaramouche smut is back again!!
Seems like Scaramouche couldnât resist taking you right then and there in the Ferris Wheel, oh my⌠(College au, praise kink, public sex, slight degradation kink too, word âdaddyâ is used thrice to address Scara, dom!scara, sub!female!reader, spanking, doggy-style, !!Scara and user are both 20!!)
Pairing with your classmate for a field trip to the amusement park, Scaramouche, wasnât so bad after all. The both of you have tried out so many things like the ring toss game, shooting games, Whac-A-Mole and even eating a huge cotton candy! Winning prizes like a huge pink teddy bear, a black bat that represented Scaramouche and lastly, a mole with a silly grin spread across its face. Now, the last on the list was the Ferris Wheel which was the one you were excited about since you could see a breathtaking view of the whole amusement park from above.
Though, Scaramouche did confess to you earlier, realising that he was in love with you after spending half a day with you at the amusement park. He didnât expect to have this much fun with you, and you had to admit, you didnât either. So you accepted his confession and returned it, nodding as a sign that youâd now become his lover. Arriving at the entrance, you quickly snatched a Kuromi and Melody plushie when the attendant mentioned they were the last two on the hook for free. Chuckling, Scaramouche praised you for your quick instincts and thinking, accepting the Kuromi plushie that you handed to him because it apparently represented him more than the Melody one. Cute, now youâre matching with your boyfriend!
The two of you boarded the cart, you sitting on Scaramoucheâs lap as he pulled you down while he sat on one of the seats, both of the plushies sitting on your lap. Once the Ferris Wheel started to move, you looked in awe at the breathtaking view of the whole amusement park from high up, relishing in the vibrant colours and the crowds of people. Though, you suddenly snapped out of your thoughts when you felt something poking your inner thighs. Then, a blush crept up your cheeks as well as a tiny, soft gasp escaping your throat when you realised what it was. Was Scaramouche seriously hard right now? But oh, if only you knew the thoughts running through his mind right now. He wanted to bend you right over the seats and take you right then and there, perhaps a quickie in the Ferris Wheel wouldnât hurt, right? No one could see the both of you because the windows were built with a special type of glass, no one could see you two from the outside while you two could see from the inside. Besides, you were wearing such a short skirt, how could he resist?
ââââ-SMUT!!âââââ
Scaramouche let his hands wander all over your body, feeling every curve through the fabric of your skirt. The sights of the amusement park was nothing compared to the thrill of having you squirming on his lap. Your soft gasp was music to his ears, and you could feel his cock twitch in anticipation against your inner thighs. âFuck, love, you feel that?â He whispered huskily, his breath hot against your neck. âThatâs how hard you make me, just by being this close to me.â His fingers danced up your thigh, teasing the hem of your skirt, his voice dripping with desire. âYou wanna play a riskier game than Whac-A-Mole, sweetheart? âCause Iâm game for a round of âhide the cockâ right here, right now.â
Scaramoucheâs hands were bold and unapologetic as they slipped beneath your skirt, his fingertips lightly brushing against your panties. âLook at all those people down there, clueless about all the filthy things weâre gonna do up here in our little sky-high fuck pod.â He chuckled darkly, the sound vibrating through his chest. âDonât worry, Iâll be gentle⌠At first. But you and I both know youâll be begging for it harder by the time this ride is over.â
With a deft movement, Scaramouche pushed your panties aside, his fingers finding your wet, ready pussy. He teased your clit with a rough stroke, his other hand gripping your hip to pull you closer against his throbbing erection. âShit, youâre soaking through your cute little panties,â he hissed, pleasure lacing his voice. âYou want my cock that bad, huh? Want me to fuck you right here, with all these people below us none the wiser?â
Scaramouche didnât wait for you to answer; the hunger in your eyes was all the confirmation he needed. Lifting you up slightly, he unzipped his pants with his free hand, freeing his hard cock. With a swift movement, he guided you down onto him, his eyes locked with yours as he filled you completely. âThatâs it, ride me just like that,â he urged, his voice a low command. âBounce on my cock and make those plushies dance.â
Each movement of the Ferris Wheel mirrored the rhythm, the cart creaking softly with the combined movements. Scaramoucheâs breaths were heavy, mingling with your gasps as the both of you moved together in a frenzied, covert coupling. The thrill of the potential exposure only intensified the experience, each thrust a promise of pleasure and danger, passion soaring as high as the wheel itself. âFuck, you feel so good, so tight around me,â Scaramouche panted, his grip on you tightening. âIâm not gonna last long with you clenching around me like that, darling. But letâs see if I can make you cum before the wheel goes down, hm?â
You moaned, leaning forward to rest your arms on the opposite seats as you arched your back, riding Scaramouche like there was no tomorrow. You could feel his cock twitching and throbbing inside of you, his thick length completely filling you up. The plushies rested near your arms on the opposite seats too, their innocent expressions a huge contrast to the passionate lovemaking. Your moans and his grunts echoed throughout the space of the cart, the windows fogging up with the intensity of the passionate lovemaking. Your breasts bounced with each and every thrust through your top, the sight heightening Scaramoucheâs arousal even more, your hips moving and grinding on top of him. He could see the way his thick length showed through your tummy as a bulge, the way your walls tightened around him whenever he praised you.
âOh, God, Scara⌠More, fuck me harder, faster, make everyone know who I belong to. Iâll be so fucking good for you, Iâll be a good girl. Make me scream your name in this Ferris wheel, cum inside me and mark me as yours. Please, spank me, Daddy.â You managed to choke out between your moans, your voice cracking into a plea. Your walls clenched around him, milking him for all he was worth, signalling your incoming orgasm. You continued to ride him relentlessly, your ass bouncing and jiggling against Scaramoucheâs pelvis. Youâd gasp every time he squeezed and spanked you, Scaramouche was an ass guy, so the sight of your ass cheeks already reddening beautifully with his handprints was so fucking hot it threatened to push him over the edge as your grip tightened on the opposite seats. Your flexibility was a god-sent, your legs embracing Scaramoucheâs hips as you arched your back. You would for sure have a hard time sitting down now! Not that you were complaining, of courseâŚ
Scaramouche's eyes darkened with lust as he watched your body move in rhythm with his own, your moans a siren's call drawing him deeper into the abyss of pleasure. The sight of your tits bouncing through your top, straining against the fabric, was enough to drive any man wildâand Scaramouche was no exception. "Shit, you're such a filthy little thing, aren't you?" he snarled, his hands moving to grip your hips, guiding your movements to meet his fierce thrusts. "Begging for it, just like a good slut should. You think you can handle me going all out? 'Cause I'm not holding back anymore." With that, he started fucking you with renewed ferocity, each thrust punctuated by the sound of skin slapping against skin. The cart rocked violently with the movements, the Ferris wheel oblivious to the carnal act taking place within.
"You want to be spanked, huh? You want Daddy to turn that pretty little ass of yours cherry red?" Scaramoucheâs hand came down hard on your cheek, the sound echoing in the small space, your skin stinging delightfully from the contact. "That's right, take it like the good girl you are. You're mine, sweetheart, all fucking mine," he growled, his voice laced with possession. As your walls clenched around him, he could feel your orgasm approaching fast, your pussy milking him like it was made for his cock alone. He reached around to your clit, rubbing it in rough, fast circles, determined to send you over the edge. "Come on, baby, cum for Daddy. Let go and let everyone hear who owns this tight little pussy," Scaramouche commanded, his fingers working you mercilessly. "Scream my name so loud that everyone below wonders who the fuck is making you lose your mind."
Your orgasm hit you like a freight train, your back arching as you screamed his name, the sound of your pleasure filling the cart. Scaramouche wasn't far behind, feeling his own climax building at the base of his spine. "Fuck, baby, I'm gonna fill you up so good," he hissed, his thrusts becoming erratic as he chased his own release. With a few more powerful strokes, he buried himself deep inside you, his cock pulsing as he spilled his load, marking you as his with each spurt of cum.
Breathless and spent, the two of you clung to each other as the Ferris wheel continued its lazy rotation, the outside world none the wiser to the debauchery that had just taken place. Scaramouche nuzzled into your neck, a wicked smile playing on his lips. "Best fucking ride of my life, indeed."
ââââ-THE ENDââââ
Jacqâs notes: helloo, sorry I havenât been posting much lately Iâve been rlly busy with my work. Thanks for reading till the end, the next fanfic might be a possible Xiao one so please donât hesitate to request. Until then, stay tuned sillies :3
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i'm wondering how your thesis of "idols will come out when they want" fits into your insane shadow analysis attempting to prove jimin and jungkook fucked in the middle of their travel show (amongst other things)? like do you get joy out or trying to drag someone out of a closet they might not be in? or is it something else? just curious! đ
Hey wdcmaxy
Since you have the guts to use your name I'll respond :)
So, you read my thesis?
*Sips whisky*
Cool. And you read my insane shadow analysis too?
Hmmm... do you come here often?
Let me answer your question then.
I think we both know the shadows analysis isn't really insane - it's based on very basic earth science. Shadows grow longer as the day progresses because of the rotation of the earth on its axis. You sound reasonably literate so i assume you know this already.
I guess your description of my shadow analysis ( I think I'll name my next racehorse 'Shadow Analysis') as insane is an attempt to discredit the idea that a fair bit of time passed while Tae was out of the house? But that was kinda silly on your part. Even children know that shadows change as the day passes.
Nothing insane about it.
He was gone for hours, no debate.
Now let's move on to the fucking part, and when and how idols choose to come out.
This is actually worth discussing.
As flattered as i am that you think my tiny insignificant blog could be a game changer for anyone, let's be real.
How many people, besides yourself, do you think read my blog?
Serious question.
I'm estimating maybe 100. Double that on a good day. Maybe 300 if i write something REALLY profound which doesn't happen often.
I am way less excited about my impact on the world than you are, because I'm a realist.
BUT if by some strange twist of fate my blog came to the attention of someone whose opinion mattered (I'm not counting you, don't worry) do you think they would take it seriously? Do you REALLY imagine a random tumblr post about shadows could make someone believe that an idol was gay if they didn't already believe it?
Here's a great example of how that wouldn't happen:
You, dear reader.
You're my example.
You came here to tell me I'm speaking shit and that I should pull my head in, correct? My insane shadow analysis hasn't changed your beliefs at all. You're here, throwing a tantrum on my page, because you don't agree with what I'm saying, not because you suddenly believe it.
Or ...
Perhaps you suspect it's true and that scares you. Maybe you can't be absolutely sure I'm wrong and that's why you need to yell at me? Could that be it? Time for a bit of self reflection?
Either way, it's not going to make an iota of difference in the grand scheme of things.
We are all just dust motes floating through time and space, my friend. You dont need to worry so much. The universe is unfolding exactly as intended.
However... There are a couple of things we should agree on:
The fact is that the shadows grew long and therefore, time passed. And Tae was out for several hours. Maybe he went out for a bit of afternoon delight himself? Maybe Jimin and Jungkook played Pokemon Go all afternoon, or prayed, or practiced their English, or braided each other's hair.
Regardless of whether they did or didn't fuck, or how many times, or on what surfaces, the time still passed.
And whether I write my blog or not, people will believe what they believe. And they will be gay or they won't be gay.
And even though I never mentioned anything about them fucking in that post, whether you like it or not Jimin and Jungkook might be fucking right now, as you read this.
One last thing...
Please bear in mind, through all of this, that fucking is not the be all and end all of life. Sure its a lot of fun if you do it right but the notion that it's more meaningful than sharing your innermost thoughts and feelings, or giving someone your time and energy, is bullshit.
You can have a roots-deep love for someone and never even think of fucking them. Or you can meet someone in a public toilet and have at it, and leave without even knowing their name.
Sex does not equal love. Fucking is not that big of a big deal.
Unless...
Unless you're fucking someone the patriarchy doesn't want you to fuck. Then its a major issue.
Hear me out.
The need to control who we fuck is based a patriarchal need to control material wealth.
To control material wealth, the patriarchy needs to control reproduction (so they can be sure their wealth stays with their bloodline, because wealth is built over many generations) and to do THAT they need to control womens' bodies.... and to do that, of course they need to control who women fuck. And who men fuck too!
Do you know what the ACTUAL issue is with men who like dick? They don't automatically buy into the patriarchal way of life. (where's the solidarity, lads?)
Why don't they?
Because lifelong monogamy and marriage and nuclear families don't matter as much when you're not equating love with sex, and sex with reproduction. When your goal isn't to accumulate wealth and pass it down to your children.
Same thing applies to women who love women. They aren't focused on being demure and pleasing the men in power. They aren't focused on making themselves wife material. They will challenge the status quo and maybe even (shock! horror!) decide not to have children. How the heck do you make sure your money and power stays in the family, how do you build an empire, when the women are perfectly happy having sex with each other and don't want to love, honour and obey??
And whose fault is all this?
Its got to be the damned queers, right? They're making people think there might be other ways to share your life with those you care about! That's why its important to squash down gayness whenever you can, right, wdcmaxy?
Look at them destroying the fabric of society!
If Jimin and Jungkook ARE fucking every chance they get, good for them. I hope they're balls deep and breathless, hitting all those sweet spots for each other having a really good time.
And if they're not fucking, it actually doesn't matter to me because the way they support each other and share their hearts is beautiful. (I do think they are fucking though)
Truthfully, whatever they're doing, as long as they're happy I'm happy.
Can you say the same, wdcmaxy?
Peace.
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do you perhaps have any more Loretta/Bill content Iâm VERY curious about their dynamic now đď¸đď¸
I HAVE. SO MUCH. CONTENT. Loretta has been an oc I have had for YEARS so I absolutely have SO much stuff on her! Shes definitely my favorite oc alongside Jack, my other gravity falls oc. The short of it is they are forced to work together out of inconvenience by the Axolotl.. The most recent development has been the change in Lorettas ability revolving her sight because I thought it would be so cool if Loretta had the same/similar kind of mutation to Bill. It didn't change much to her character, just another reason why they ended up at the wrong place at the wrong time (time police events. I seriously need to write fanfic of the whole story LMAO)
Their dynamic is SO FUN. They bicker ALL the time and usually are yapping about something. They live together, so I think they argue over the smallest things. When they first ended up needing to work together, Bill was not thrilled AT ALL. He was VERY closed off. Loretta, not knowing this creature at all, just decided to let him do his own thing. It's only after an event where Loretta protects Bill when he's at his weakest that Bill realizes Loretta is harmless and that it wouldn't hurt to try to get some enjoyment out of her company. That turns into an actual friendship, which turns into Bill finding out Loretta is like him. Through this, they open up and become closer because of their similar identities. They just ended up on different paths because of their own mutations AUGH. Bill wanted more, when in comparison Loretta was content with what her world was already like.
Loretta is a demon hunter. She takes bounties from individuals around town to get rid of weirdness. She naturally has a knack for attracting it, so the job is perfect for her. Bill helps her with her bounties; in exchange, Loretta lets Bill drain her energy so he can regain his physical form. I have a whole animatic on my tiktok that shows how the possession works-
They are silly. They fight over what to watch on the tv, they karaoke and drink together, it takes AGES for Bill to actually open up to Loretta, Whenever they decide to share the bed (even though Bill doesn't sleep) he kicks off Lorreta off of it anyway just to frustrate her, they do makeup together, They drive up to one of the hills in gravity falls via Loretta's motorcycle and watch the sunset together. Love them. I have SO many thoughts on their dynamic, but they are there for each other, and despite all their issues, they love each other. They NEVER say it to each other because Bill is deathly scared of that word.
They are an oc x canon ship so they are together as partners TECHNICALLY. Still, I also think they are so messed up via the canon story that an ACTUAL domestic relationship dynamic just doesn't work for the two. Plus, Bill needs help understanding labels and Loretta doesn't need them. Plus there's the Jack situation...Which is a WHOLE OTHER RANT. JACK. AUGH. The love triangle (literally) goes insane. In my happy au they are a polycule asf.
Literally ask ANY questions about them, I might even draw something up if its a fun scenario you guys send,,, I LOVE THAT PEOPLE ARE INTERESTED IN THE OCS BECAUSE !!!! I HAVE SO MUCH CONTENT FOR THEM.
Some of this is older art but it still works <33 and I STILL LOVE IT
This one I did recently-
Great side effect for being able to see outside your plane of reality AND being intertwined to a demon, you get to relive HIS trauma TOO!! (imagine how horrifying that was when Loretta told Bill the dreams shes been having) (double note: Bill played it off like they were random when he was FREAKING OUT ON THE INSIDE)
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