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goreador · 3 years ago

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testosterone is available in needle because it is bouba and estrogen is available in pill because it is kiki hope this helps

#edit dec. 28: if you tag this with a booba joke i will block you #do you see how many notes this has? your joke is not original and it is not funny.#edit dec. 28: i got an angry anon over this #edit dec. 29: im still thinking about that. they called me a dingus. you hear me?#a dingus. im so hurt. they couldve just called me a slur.#edit dec. 30: to all of you who see these tags and laugh at my misery...thank you #i made this post 2.5 hours into a car trip while stuck with my entire family #this was not a post of joy #the post is also not funny. but im happy my misery gave you some enjoyment i guess #edit dec. 30: OH SOMEONE CAME INTO MY INBOX AND CALLED ME A BOZO #im assuming its because of this post because no one really sends me anons except for the person talking about circumcision divorce #but no one really insults me with words made for vitriolic 10 year olds so im assuming people got really bent #over a kiki bouba hrt shitpost ? idk. im just the messenger #edit dec. 31: happy new years eve #because of the constant attention this post is getting im opting to use this as a to-do list #edit jan 2: happy belated new year #the post is currently at ~14.7k notes and someone finally got the initial joke i was trying to make #i am not reinventing gender roles i am just...consonants are sharp and vowels are round #and needles are sharp and pills are round #edit jan 2: THERES A TAG LIMIT?#ill stop when this is filled. thats when i will stop.#ive always been this annoying but its in the tags of my own post so......if you dislike it get over it lmao #'why do you keep updating the tags' its not like they work for any search functions #this was initially a blank shitpost anyways i could just delete it if i wanted to stop getting notifs #edit jan 3: today we broke 15k notes. we are slowing down 🎉#edit jan 4: no fun allowed #EDIT JAN 4 THIS IS IT THIS IS THE TAG LIMIT!!!! BYE #edit feb 20: its picking up again. i thought i was safe #edit jul 19: people keep reblogging this let my shitpost die please crying & begging

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krn-art · 2 years ago

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The Stake Out Sam and Max comic.

Ayyy this is an old comic about the Freelance Husbands. I’m posting it now in 2022 because of course I am >>”

KRNArt. ✦ Please don’t repost or use my art✦

#Sam and Max Freelance Police #sam and max #Sam & Max #freelance husbands #sam and max art #sam and max comic #kissy #i love old cars #so yeah #the desoto is a main character #its not old old #like from maybe 2021 #i just like drawing smooch #sam x max #The Stake Out Sam and Max comic #The Stake Out

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cavinginhisfvce · 2 years ago

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jason, breathes in billy's direction:

the billy defense squad: GET THIS BITCH OUT OF HERE. BOOOO, I'M THROWING TOMATOES. 🍅🍅🍅🍅

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thatsmimi · 2 years ago

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@wizzycore "spider is ur weird primeval wizard dad" agenda based on this post

#w101 #wizard101 #old cob #grandfather spider #arc 3 spoilers #ig?#its car low :)

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mawbwehownets · 2 years ago

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jay merrick voicemail from rosswood park top 10 most devastating mh moments

#txt #i think the other ones r um.#entry 80 & 86 obviously #specifically in 86 when tim mentions amy and its what gives him the opportunity to kill alex #alex kralies rock murder out of pure like. Shock like Holy Shit Hes This Far Gone Already and theyre from tapes exploring when jay was #STILL in close contact with him #then i think. in entry 84 when tim is like.#i dont remember ever seeing brian in that hoodie. i dont know what i would have done if i had.#also alexs phone call with amy in the car while hes driving home..... and he tries to fight the operator :-(#AND WHEN. WHEN JAY IS INSISTING THAT HE SAW THE OPERATOR IN ALEXS OLD HOUSE #AND WHEN HE FINALLY LETS IT GO THE OPERATOR IS *THERE*#and in the same entry when they go in the basement and tim is like. jay. when did we come in here.#and.#of course. entry 65 & 66

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juxtp0se · 2 years ago

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I didnt realize until earlier when u mentioned it that cesare IS taller than steve… you mislead me.. you lied to me.. (This is a joke he is still a short king in my heart)

😔 i thought it was bc his height always fluctuates but cesare has been consistently taller. also "little running man" in Down... say it aint so......

#ask #bigtop burger #i think cesare is between 5'5 and like 5'7 AT MOST i love him being relatively small. like when old ppl shrink gkdkcnwn #and steve isnt 6ft but he's almost there #tim breaks the 6ft scale he's There or a few inches more #conrad is a beast at like 6'5 absolute Tree #but i think frances and doctor are close to cesares height. i kno fo sure my doctor is a teeny bit smaller than cesare #but this isnt set in stone i gotta draw out the schematics for this when im not sitting in my car #i keep editing these tags but. its also cartoony height so when i draw cesare as half everyones height its not To Scale gkejcjsjfj

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crypt1dcorv1dae · 2 years ago

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hc that gar doesnt know how to drive but he DOES know how to fly a plane (thanks uncle larry)

#gar logan #garfield Logan #beastboy #dc comics #teen titans #doom patrol #larry trainor #yes larry taught a 14 yr old how to fly a jet. no he doesnt see any problem with this.#cliff didnt teach him how to drive tho he didnt trust that little bastard anywhere near a car (and also yknow... the trauma)#and then nobody else ends up trusting him driving either even when he joins the titans lmaooooo like bro... its ok... let the boy learn

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clorofolle · 2 years ago

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Lemons! From my little lemon tree

#gardenblr #plantblr #lemons #citrus #i LOVE this little tree it's insane #it's like 30 yrs old and has been in the same container like almost literally for all of its life yet some years it will make 20+ lemons #two years ago he looked on the brink of death. too many pests had basically eaten him alive #he was a mess of twisted branches!! I pruned him to the best of my abilities (i have no idea how to properly prune stuff)#to give every branch more areation #and cleaned each leaf by hand #killing god knows how many hundreds of weird little flies and their eggs #and how he seems to be back to doing fine!!! last year he put on SO MANY LEAVES and this years he's carring at least 20 lemons #glad to see he's back <3<3 #been dealing with citrus leafminer now (that's a new one for me) and i hate not being able to just kill bugs by hand.#it's easier and relaxing when the plant is this small (all leaves are eye level basically)#so I've been spraying neem oil + potassium soap about once a week. new leaves seem to be much less munched on so that's good!#hope he's enjoying the extra potassium stuff that falls in the ground lmao. get fertilized asshole <3 #not rayart #plantposting

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andy-clutterbuck · 3 years ago

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9x03 Deleted/Extended Scene

#HELLO MY GORGEOUS OLD MAN #Rick Grimes #*#rg #S9 #coloring this scene was evil but THE SANTA BEARD #💕 Fuzzy Daddy 💕#still want to rub his head like it's a crystal ball and i'm a cheap ass fortune teller at a county fair #the v of his shirt would be a wonderful place to rest your face #i'm just sayin #bout to make like that time i played Life and had so many kids i had to get an extra car #bout to invest in those kneeling pads people who garden a lot use #when his sweaty fuzzy hair got all spiky (◡‿◡✿)#that last gif doesn't really belong but it can't really be its own set and it's GORGEOUS so here it is #form an orderly line to test Papa Bear's bed #hopefully it's not just the mattress that's hard #if you don't want to nuzzle into the santa beard why are you so very weird and wrong #straddle him and nuzzle into the santa beard

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coldarena · 2 years ago

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#yeehaw #f1 #f1 fanart #usa gp 2022 #us gp 2022 #daniel ricciardo #get it its a red bull. anyway i couldnt get the car angle to work #myart #insp is those old western film posters

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odinsblog · 2 years ago

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So I was stuck in traffic today and I decided to give my cuz’n a call ….

#her 2yr old son answered the phone - exasperated #he just kept saying ‘where are you?’#and my cuz took the phone and said ‘your ears must have been on fire’#and im just asking is everything ok? whats going on? and thats when she tells me #a story that got me so choked up i had to pull over:#so it turns out she was out grocery shopping with her son and he insisted on carrying her reusable grocery bag #but he is only 2 and the bag is almost bigger than him and its completely full #but he insists - so my cuz sits the bag down and lets him try thinking he will give up when he sees its too heavy #and he was trying and trying but the bag hardly moved and when his mom offered to take some items out he got upset #saying he could do it. so hes on the verge of a meltdown bc the bag isnt really moving that much #and she said he just sat there next to the bag and she is watching his little mind trying to problem solve it #and all of a sudden he goes - ‘uncle odin help me!’#and my cuzn tells him im not there but he just gets louder and louder calling for me to come and help him 😢#and out of desperation she gave him her phone to pacify him - and right at that moment was when i happened to call #and as im pulled over on the side of the road and she is telling me all this i can hear him asking where am i and how long until im there #and there i was stuck on the i-4 interchange about an hour away wishing i had a flying car or sum #but i was able to calm him down and told him to let his mom carry it *this* time #and next time i would try to be there to help him #i felt so honored that *eye* was the 1st thought he had for help #i dont see them that often - maybe once every other week or so?#anyway ….. dont let anyone tell u that men dont have biological clocks too #bc its been a long time since i felt such an intense urge to be a baby daddy #gotta hurry up and find mrs right now tho - im 2 yrs away from 40 #if i wait too much longer any games of catch gon be played in a nursing home - lol

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spaciebabie · 2 years ago

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*bonks your head softly*

Hi! =D

You have been given a bonk of happiness, i hope it will make you smile or something idk lol-

Fr tho your posts just make me laugh a lot so i thought i could share some happy!!

*is bonked* egads my coconut head!!!

thank you :))) it makes me happy ta know my shenanigans bring you joy!! \^-^/

#spacie splains #tbh making ppl smile is what i live for #real talk my motto since i was ~14 years old has been: okay im miserable and i dont want others 2 feel the way i do #so ill do my best ta do whatever i can ta make others smile #whether its crackin jokes whether its bein silly whether its assaulting ppl w/kind words #if i can make one person smile #if i can spare one person the pain ive gone thru for maybe even just a minute #if i can brighten their day for only just a second #its all fuckin worth it baby #*clicks my jester heels*#getting a bit deep on main #take a gander inta my psyche its just a bunch of cars honkin horns and crashing inta each other

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albatris · 2 years ago

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n. nat and yvonne used to both volunteer at a cat cafe

way back when

they used to do that. they technically have already met each other when the story starts but like. barely. and haven't spoken in years. barely spoke to each other when they DID spend time in the same place

nat doesn't reeeaaally remember yvonne at all and it takes yvonne a while to be like "hey aren't you that guy from that place from like five years ago"

and nat is like no. wait. maybe?

anyway nat didn't stick around long at the volunteer program because [projects and aims schizotypal beam at him] but the fact of the matter remains

YVONNE and NAT used to volunteer at a CAT CAFE together. that's so cute. aw

#18 and 20 years old #so young. they r babies.#not really but yes. really #a rental car takes a left down rake street and disappears #bonus points if yvonne doesnt realise nat is That Guy until she sees him interact with grub then immediately she's like #ohhhhhhh its you. the cat guy #''no I'm the very extremely definitely super intimidating vampire guy please take me seriously''#''no you're the cat guy you're definitely the cat guy right''

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fefairys · 2 years ago

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#snapcube #real time fandub #real time fandub games #shadow the hedgehog real time fandub #clownhouse #uhhhh what else #idk i hate tagging shit #is this meme even allowed anymore? its so old am i even allowed to use this or will i be executed for making an outdated meme #this is just how i feel #i was listening to it on repeat in the car with juice sdlfjds #he didnt actually ask to listen to something else. to be fair. i just made the joke.#my post

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disco-troy · 2 years ago

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I love this scene bc it’s basically Psimon, now that he has the power of a god to destroy planets, saying that the only thing that ever scared him was a pair of ten-year-olds.

Psimon: You and what’s this name -- Robin! That’s it. You and Robin were the only ones I feared.

#its so funny #dick and donna must have been terrifying as kids #10 year olds that could beat u up #donna has like the cutest little ponytail and then she picks up a car #dick does a creepy laugh and just disapears #dick grayson #donna troy #nighting #wonder girl #darkstars #new teen titans #teen titans #dc comics #i know he didnt technically appear until later like ntt #they were like teens #but the mental image is so funny let me have this

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shirecorn · 2 years ago

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psst . . . Do you have an electric car?

god i would love one but I can't afford to save the world

#shire screams #ask #its the money #my car is two decades old and limping along #the used car market is insane right now so i have to make sure it limps a little longer #one day along with living on my own #making a living wage #and cooking full meals #ill add electric car to the wishlist #also this is a random question what

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