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marc--chilton · 11 months ago

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honestly if my name was cary the only good thing i could get out of that is changing my handle everywhere to (s)cary every fall

#cary elwes #and it's not even his name.........#it's the last half of his name. because the first half is ivan simon. wtf dude

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pookapufferfish · 10 months ago

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#adding tags on the original post so curious people can find out who he is #he is my sona #his name is gator #he is a sharkgator thing (im not even sure #you can send asks about ot if you want #you can also see his full ref if you go to my pinned post and go to sona refs

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batcavescolony · 2 months ago

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the difference between Haymitch and Katniss's narration is so funny. Haymitch would give us everyone's social security number if he knew them, while Katniss wouldn't even tell us her mom's name.

#katniss everdeen #haymitch abernathy #the hunger games #sunrise on the reaping #thg #sotr #thg sotr #suzanne collins #i love them both but haymitch is out here going on tangents about CCs love life. Covey traditions. his girls' stints with the law.#where she plays piano. Burdocks whole family tree and how hes related to LD. and Katniss is like The Mellarks?#they sure have names.... peeta. not peeta. definitely not peeta. Mr Mellark and witch....govt names? i wont even tell you MY parents names.#sotr spoilers #sunrise on the reaping spoilers

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orions-aether · 1 month ago

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eastern european haunted emily axford pc, transfem daughter of libertarians ally beardsley pc, spot on pub representation grizzled old british lady siobhan thompson pc, nasty old gun guy zac oyama pc, posh boy brian murphy pc, famous explorer with a book series that really falls off lou wilson pc we're fucking eating this season my god

#the comment about old white women who don't know what suncream is and have only ever worked outside sent meeeee #is that just every person I've ever met growing up in rural england I think so #this was so fucking good I just smiled the whole way through I love them all so much #transfem pc time let's fucking gooo!!!!#there's nothing funnier to me than the fact that the gotch sons names get more normal as you go down the line #like the fact that they started at samwell and then there's hatwell and wealwell and we end with maxwell is so fucking funny #van using normans as an insult had me crying #the wildly impressive old woman married to just a guy and they have a pub and are like completely infatuated with each other is perfect #and very accurate #the fucking gentrified pub idk why I'm only thinking about the gentrified pub in all of this but it's so real #also everyone slagging off lou's book series before he even gets to introduce his character screaming #I'm literally obsessed with all of them #cloudward ho!#cloudward ho #dimension 20 cloudward ho #dimension 20 cloudward ho!#d20 #dimension 20 #marya junková #van chapman #olethra macleod #daisuke bucklesby #montgomery lamontgomery #maxwell gotch #the names are fucking banging as well omg #love steampunk with all my heart

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pangur-and-grim · 2 months ago

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I need to stop answering the door half-nude covered in bleeding wounds

#it was a realtor asking if I wanted to sell my house #he gave up almost instantly. didn't even give his name or leave a card. just ran

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enidtendo64 · 26 days ago

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TW: Heavily implied Child Abuse

Stowaway AU where Pacifica becomes a stowaway on the Stan-O-War 2 after trying to run away from home to California. Things don’t exactly work out as planned, but at least she’s got a “Summer Internship” away from her parents now!

#gravity falls #Pacifica Northwest #Stanley Pines #Stanford Pines #Stowaway AU #my art #doodles #sorry I’ve been gone a while been busy with project and just plain general work #but had some free time today and finally put pen to paper on an idea I’ve had a for a while now!#Pacifica calls Stan by his name but still calls Ford Mr Pines because she’s got that ettiquette and fear of authority ingrained in her #but Stan is a bugger so she feels better just calling him Stan lol #this is honestly just a roundabout way of saying Stan is naturally good with kids I think #the more paternal grunkle lol #Also I feel like ghost rules in the show are ghosts can change their perception based on how powerful they are #since sometimes they’re invisible or unseen by people unless the ghost wills it (i.e. inconveniencing)#but Pacifica’s just too ghost pilled so she’s always seeing them regardless #Ford is very interested in the science of how this works and Stan has to remind him she’s still trying to get over trauma give her a second #I feel like after this summer at least specifically for this AU she’d end up staying with either Soo and Melody or the Corduroys #Soos might even say they’re siblings since he also sees Stan as a father figure and then Pacifica says ‘dang guess I gotta go die now’#from embarrassment lol

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avesgrayson · 4 months ago

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*at dinner after a case closed the night before regarding a murdered gymnastics couple that hit a little too close to home*

Dick: yknow

Dick: I think Mapa and Papa Robin would've loved you guys

Everyone else: ???? Who

Dick:

Dick: My. My parents?? Y'know the ones who Robin was named after?

Jason: what.

Dick: surely B told you about the origin of the name

*silence*

Dick: B...

Bruce: I can explain-

#aves.writing #listen . i dont think even half the family beaides maybe Tim is actually aware of the meaning behind Robin as a name. they should get to.#dick gets to talk about his family while everyone gets to learn more about the original Robin and his outfit (and why he had no pants)#dc comics #dcu #dc robin #dick grayson #batfam #nightwing #dc universe #does this count as incorrect quotes. idk #incorrect quotes #top hits

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egophiliac · 4 months ago

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GET LOVED, IDIOT

GET LOVED SO HARD YOUR KIDS HOLD HANDS AND POWER-OF-LOVE YOU BACK TO LIFE

sorry guys, this is just my brain now. this is going to be the only thing I think about for the next week at least.

oh and also this

FIVE YEARS IN AND IT'S FINALLY CANON 🎉🎉🎉

WE DID IT

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 13 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 13 spoilers #oh my god it had everything i wanted AND MORE #...except the hook for 8 which ironically was the only one i was 100% sure was guaranteed to happen #well whatever i am too busy floating in this pool of delicious diasomnia tears #SO MANY TEARS #malleus' voice acting was absolutely 🤌 delectable 🤌#him and silver both are usually so reserved you don't even notice until suddenly FULL-ON UGLY SOBBING #IKANAI DE KURE LILIAAAAAAAAAAA #god. i have so much i need to draw. malleus in his little royal outfit...#ENDLESS MELEANOR F O R E V E R #(ah...meleanor and the knight of dawn are holding hands... :) you've reconciled... :) how lovely...)#(oh...and bauru is here too...)#can't believe poor sebek got 'and also you're here'-ed even at a time like this #that rhythmic was SO cute i'm gonna die. he's your son so it should be ✨PINK✨#ugh this update has spoiled me absolutely rotten. i'm so happy #though i kept waiting for that silver vanrouge and finally decided it wasn't going to happen #then got the 'there is one thing...but it's not a gift that malleus-sama can give...'#and THAT'S WHEN THEY DID THE HOTFIX UPDATE AND I GOT BOOTED #and then i KEPT GETTING ACCESS ERRORS DUE TO HIGH VOLUME 😭#twst NO i didn't need that tension to be heightened thank you #on the other hand when malleus started his proclamation with 'in the name of the draconias...' i did have a second #where i was briefly convinced they were going to do the funniest possible thing and make silver draconia canon after all #anyway i'm out of tags so we'll have to discuss malleus' absolutely bonkers-cuckoo choice of party venue later #now i gotta get back to constantly rewatching the moment he realizes he's accidentally killed lilia. his weeping is my sustenance.

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technically-human · 4 months ago

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He did eventually sign it

#sonic movie universe #stobotnik #doctor ivo robotnik #agent stone #initially i wanted the marriage one to happen with movie 3 ivo #but then i remember the government erased all evidence of him and therefore he legally doesn't exist and can't get married #which i guess means that they also had to discover they were married and erase that too?#or i guess maybe they didn't realize and the only evidence of ivo Robotnik left is a marriage certificate only stone knows about #anyway this concept is unhinged for a number of reasons and that makes it very funny to me #first stone just. signing whatever the hell the doctor wants without checking what it is #you just know he signed dome heinous shit. body modification was probably included somewhere #then robotnik trying to trick him into marriage! why??#well i assure there's not a romantic thought in his head while doing it #he just thinks stone is his and that it should be official #but he also knows what it looks like so he didn't want stone to find out #also the fact that he doesn't even know the guy he's trying to marry'#real name like... okay #the fact that stone is not bothered by it and he in fact redid the certification so it would be official #THE FACT THAT THIS IMPLIES EVERYTHING ELSE HE SIGNED IS NOT LEGALLY BINDING BECAUSE HIS NAME WAS WRONG #you get it i think it's funny

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tired-all-the-time22 · 5 months ago

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You’ve heard of Everlasting Trio, now get ready for… whatever this is!

(Un-subtitled under the cut)

#Danny has two things possessing him #the first is his ghost side #the other is me channeling my love for Valerie and Dash through him #I don’t know how this would come to be but I will make it work 👁️👁️#what would this ship name even be??#Report Card Trio? (bcs two A(-listers) and a D(anny)?) lol #Valerie Gray #Danny Fenton #Dash Baxter #Gray Ghost #Swagger Bishie #teddy ghost #Danny phantom #my art #art #artist on tumblr

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prlssprfctn · 4 months ago

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Batman and Robin!Jason, who are getting to interrogate some criminal (they need his confession and he just won't budge) for the first time together, and Jason begs Bruce to allow him to be a bad cop. That's like, a total opposite of Dick, who loved being good cop, while B interrogated the hell out of them.

But Jason? Bad Cop? It is... funny.

Jaybin. In these cutest shorts, toothy smirk, and overexcitment?

But Bruce can't say no, so he just nods along, thinking that criminal would probably be too scared of his presence anyway to not confess. Expect, criminal isn't, and Jason is grilling his ass in a surprising manner that makes Gordon whistle in another room.

Criminal: Ha, as if I am going to say anything to a kid. How old are you, ten?

Jaybin, scoffing: Was it how old were you when your daddy threw you on the streets?

Criminal, pausing: W-what. How did you...

Jaybin, casually: Oh, I know everything, buddy. You were always stealing, weren't you? Almost made your daddy lose his job... Eh, you would think that with all these years under your belt, you would at least learn how to be discreet. But, nope, same old disappointment.

Criminal, flaring up protectively: I am discreet! I am very discreet!

Jaybin: Discreet my ass! Your attempt to break into the house was caught within five minutes because your ass forgot to turn the security on! And you left your pliers that you used to break the fence on the roadside! How is that discreet?!

Criminal, hitting his hand against the table: Listen here, you pipsqueak, first of all — how could I know that there is a security?!

Jaybin, rolling his eyes: You didn't even do research. Wonderful.

Criminal, stuttering: A-and, second of all, I threw it away in panic. I left no fingertips, so now what?! Huh?!

Jaybin, disappointingly shaking his head: All of these troubles, and you barely got to steal stuff. That's, like, super lever embarrassing, my dude.

Criminal: IT IS NOT MY FAULT. I GOT DISTRACTED BY A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN LIVING THERE!!!! I WOULD RETURN FOR MORE, YOU LITTLE JACKASS.

Jaybin, blinking: Woah. No surprise, Daddy kicked you out, dude. You are kinda dumb.

Jaybin, returning to his beaming mode: Hey, B, I think, we have a confession!

Batman, flabbergasted: G-good work, chump.

Jaybin: (bashful giglging)

Bruce, in the car: So... How did you know his family history?

Jason, shrugging: Oh, streets talk. Also, that jackass stole food when I was nine. Always wanted to make him pay for that.

Bruce: Aren't you very... revengeful...