#does this count as incorrect quotes. idk

[avesgrayson]

*at dinner after a case closed the night before regarding a murdered gymnastics couple that hit a little too close to home*

Dick: yknow

Dick: I think Mapa and Papa Robin would've loved you guys

Everyone else: ???? Who

Dick:

Dick:

Dick: My. My parents?? Y'know the ones who Robin was named after?

Jason: what.

Dick: surely B told you about the origin of the name

*silence*

Dick: B...

Bruce: I can explain-

[nina-s0]

Sirius: I'm getting out!

Remus: of the closet?

Peter: of remus?

James: of bed?

Sirius: ....

Sirius: of my parents house.

Regulus: Disappointing. Try the closet next time.

[stars-obsession-pit]

“So, ectoplasm is a vicious fluid—”

“Viscous. The word is you mean is viscous.”

“No, I do actually mean vicious. You should see what it does to processed meat…”

[bluesylveon2]

Ace: what happened?

Grim: Yuu blew it! She wouldn't give Leona sugar?

Ace: What?! Turns to Yuu Go give him some sugar!

[vm-haunts]

Moon #2

[Vaguely related to Moon]

Danny: you know, it's so lucky to be born in this time on Earth, when the distance between the moon and Earth is just right to give us the perfect eclipse... Hmm. I wonder what's lunch today.

Tucker, muttering behind him: wait, the moon moves?

Sam, looks at him like he's an idiot: of course it does have you never looked at the sky?

Tucker: huh? No I don't mea- oh come on, you know what I mean!

[forthetaintedmemes]

*Soukoku fighting because that's their love-hate language*

Kunikida: *snaps ruler on a desk*

Both of you shut it and sit the hell down!

Chuuya who just learned something about himself: *sits*

Dazai: What are you doing?

Chuuya: You heard the man.

Ranpo: Is this the daddy issues or the authority kink?

Dazai: *physically restraining Chuuya from murdering Ranpo while trying not to laugh*

Down boy! Play nice. We need him. Kunikida doesn't give gold stars for violence.

[earlykatgetsthesparrow]

I put WAY too much effort into this😭💀💀

[xxkazuna14]

Uzi: We have a problem. V: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

[herbologyathogwarts]

The Hogwarts Houses As Phone Cases

If they themselves was a phone case not the type they’d own! <3

Hufflepuff ~ A clear glitter phone case with Polaroid pictures and pressed flowers behind it. Preferably a tacky pattern on top as well. Its is very worn down and has exploded multiple times and been replaced with another clear glitter phone case. There are almost too many Polaroids each of a different loved one including pets

Slytherin ~ sleek silver and green Casetify high impact case (not sponsored), well put together on the outside and an indestructible shell, the phone will break before the case does. Also has Polaroids but you can’t see them from the outside.

Ravenclaw ~ phone wallet case that opens and closes. Has ID, debit and library card inside as well as cash. Extremely durable but very worn down and frayed. The outside is probably blue or black, a functional colour/classic test pen colours.

Gryffindor ~ sells itself as an indestructible phone case and is incredibly durable but is not unbreakable. Lots of funky fun patterns on the outside, absolutely covered in stickers from favourite bands etc. There are Polaroids inside that they often take out to show others leaving their phone unprotected.

[fulltidalwavecomputer]

I found both games recently, so here's my first contribution to the fandom

An incorrect quote that doesn't fully makes sense with the timeline but it fits well enough (magnus protocol spoilers?)

River, to Eugene: Oh yeah. We're a real family.

River, pointing at herself: I'm your cool sister.

River, turning to Charlie who flips her off: Charlie's your uncool sister.

River, gesturing at Boss: Boss is your emotionally distant father.

River: Hayden's the uncle that just got another job. (he works at an animal rescue shelter too now. don't ask how.)

River: And Joan is the family's grumpy old war veteran!

[estellardreams]

Died Yesterday

Tomorrow Never Came

It Ends Today.

- Master Wu, probably

[stars-obsession-pit]

Danny: “You’ll never take me alive!”

Danny: *transforms into Phantom*

Danny: “Okay, now we can go.”

[prcject-utcpia]

Lark: Favorite horror movie?

Maple: Freddy vs Jason

Spade: Saw

Aspen: Blair Witch Project

Cedar: High School Musical. After watching it I spent my entire middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics.

[sharp-silver4795]

Toby: hey, guys? I’m kinda hungry… can we get some snacks at the train station later?

Tim: sure, why not

*flash forward to this*

Brian: well- the machine is empty

Toby: *insert sobbing hunger*

Brian: *giving headpats to soothe the hungry child*

Tim (in his head): damn it, I was hungry too

That’s what this reminds me of

Snacks

[dystopyx-blog]

TWST as Sanders Sides incorrect quotes

I switched around different options for Roman cuz im still unsure–I tried Vil, Sebek, and Cater. I think also Kalim could easily switch with Ortho, especially cuz how Patton is with Virgil

I just copied literally everything from this comp lol so it's pretty lengthy thus imma add a

Azul: as they say in theater, Fracture a femur

Idia: what?

Azul: the actual saying is "break a leg," buy I improved it.

Idia: I hate both of those equally.

~

Vil: should go towards reaching some sort of peak!

MC: some sort of beak...

Vil: what? No.

MC: OH, like climbing a tall tree all the way up to a bird's nest, birds have beaks, and from there I will be able to take flight.

Vil: ... you know what? Sure. You took the long way around but we got there.

~

Jamil: Guilty as charged–

Idia: hi, hello, what do you want?

Jamil: *sassy lip smack* thank you, Idia, I love how you just ruined my dramatic introduction. Mwah mwah, so good.

Idia: well your face ruined my day, so we'll call it even.

~

Kalim: I don't want to make you think you're some...

Sebek: Stupid, dirty, rotten, filthy, silly, Billy, no good for nothing, white, rat, scoundrel bitch.

Kalim: okay, thank you, Sebek, for your help.

Sebek: you're welcome.

~

MC: honestly I'm good,,, fam

Kalim: now don't you go shortening the word family by cutting out my three favorite letters: I-L-Y.

~

MC: sounds like he's against [some twst equivalent of nazis??? Ig??? Idk????], so... why not hear him out, yknow?

Idia: that cannot be where the bar is.

~

Azul: I've taken this form because I didn't want to be too... invasive.

Vil: you very much did not succeed.

~

Cater: two tickets to Surprise City, you and me, right? I get the window seat.

~

Idia: did I screw everything up?

Vil: no, I threw out your vote so you couldn't do that.

~

Jamil: why would that be wrong?

Kalim: because MC gave their word. But you wouldn't know anything about words, would ya mister?

Jamil: I don't know what you mean.

Kalim: giving your word is an act of honesty between–

Jamil: what, I can't understand you, I don't know anything about words

Kalim: okay, alright, we've got a smart Alec over here, huh?

~

Vil: I would appreciate it if you didn't talk about me behind my back.

Azul: oh, I wouldn't talk about you behind your back. You would still hear everything I was saying. I would talk about you in another room.

Vil: ... fair enough.

~

Idia: I'm too emotionally unstable for jury duty, can I be excused?

~

Cater: why didn't they just talk to us! ... More.

~

MC: You're the boss, hoss.

Sebek: what does that mean? I'm not hoss. I'm Sebek.

~

Idia: I never thought I would be able to say this without sounding like a hypocrite, but you are a huge nerd.

(Yes ik that was a Logan ergo Azul line but this is myyyyyyy incorrect quotes post)

~

Jamil: does everyone understand their parts?

Cater: um, I broke my gavel

Jamil: I don't care–Wonderful.

~

Idia: are you actually asking me that question?… I’m genuinely asking because I-I can’t tell. D-do you want me to—I can count them out—

Azul: no—

Idia: 7,430

Azul: no, no, no—

Idia: you’re just so literal, I-I don’t—

~

Cater: BOOOOO

MC: you don’t want me to live a long healthy life?

Cater: I mean like sure, whatever, but, like, why? What is it all for?

~

Idia: objection, judges don’t object

Jamil: objection, neither can the jury.

Cater: Well that settles it. MC is guilty.

Idia: wh-wh—the jury decides if he’s guilty—what am I doing, I don’t care. ~

MC: you okay buddy? You look real sad in this photo I just took. ~

“why have a ballroom with no balls?”

Floyd: *snicker*

MC: no, no, I’m an adult, so that’s not funny.

~

Kalim: you woke up at 6am dull to go get it!

MC: 6am dull, do you mean sharp?

Kalim: no, that’s really early for you. So you weren’t able to get out of bed until like…. 6:08?

~

Cater: that sucks, what does the judge even do?

Kalim: *double thumbs up* his best!

~

MC: why is the saying “karma’s a bitch”? Why can’t it be… karma is a very fair person.

Cater: uh, why does their complexion matter?

~

Azul: maybe it’s time that we take a look at the bigger picture here.

MC: *sigh* … *points to picture on ramshackle wall* you talking about that picture?

Azul: yes, I still don’t quite understand it.

MC: I just liked it, Azul, I don’t know why you’re so confused by it, this is like the seventh time you’ve asked about it.

Azul: Nevermind, it doesn’t matter. Now that we’ve looked at that, let’s return to the task at hand.

~

Cater: okay, time out for thee, and time out for thee, focus on issues, or focus on me.

~

Jamil: Ooh, said with the confidence of a man who has his hand stuck in the cookie jar. In a cookie factory. And his pants are down. And they’re on fire.

MC: We get it.

~

MC: you’re right you’re right you’re right you’re right you’re right

Azul: well now you’re just pandering to my fondness for being told that I’m right.

MC: you’re right!

~

Kalim: I just think we should all just try to relax.

Idia: …. You do realize who you’re talking to, right?

~

Azul: of course you and I have our differences. We disagree on many things.

Cater: ehhhhhhh, understatement much?

Azul: wow.

~

Kalim: sometimes… it’s just this *holds up hand in an o shape*

Cater: a bagel.

Kalim: what? No. Maybe. No, nothing, it’s nothing.

Cater: aawwww

I'll be sure to collect more next time I binge sanders sides lol

[pomegranateboba]

ArTw Incorrect quotes (4 maybe im not keeping track)

(spoilers [maybe idk does this count] for lessons 12 onwards)

ArTw players at Lesson 12: This can't possibly get any worse...can it??

ArTw players at Lesson 13: Oh yes it can.