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FAM someone got my dad into a car accident today (no one's hurt) but it wasn't even this dude's car he worked at a MAITAINENCE PLACE AND WAS TESTING A CUSTOMER'S CAR AND CAUSED AN ACCIDENT IN IT???? Peace and love to the poor guy who was just trying to get his OIL CHANGED OR SMTH
#he literally caused the accident#bc. let me explain. other guy was in a left/u-turning lane that doesn't have its own light#its on a 2 lane road. theres a little extra turning lane at the light. and theres only two lights for the main two lanes#which means. obviously. that at a green light. the person turning has to yield to the cars on the other side of the road#bc the lights for the opposite direction straight lanes are obviously green at the same time#my dad was on the other side of the road. going straight. with a green (NOT YIELD) light#the dude pulled out in front of him. my dad slammed on the brakes. if the dude had hit the gas and gotten out of the way#it would've been fine#but he freaked out and ALSO slammed on the brakes. so my dad couldn't avoid him. while the car behind my dad was blowing his horn#it was very clearly the other guy's fault#but the cop didn't give anyone a ticket 'bc they had conflicting stories' bro no they didn't.#in fact. the cop doesn't want to go to court i assume#and the other guy's car was kinda smushed..... it might get totaled....#and it was a pretty nice car.....#imagine taking your nice car to get its tires rotated and you come back an hour later and its been TOTALED.#that would be my last straw oh my god
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Car(ule) 🚗
#196#r196#rule#r/196#car dependency#car dependent infrastructure is cringe#r/19684 is still open so i guess ill hang out there as well but tumblr has been pretty nice though so ill keep rule posting
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Everything is very horrible today in an autistic meltdown kinda way so either I'll pop off and draw a lot or lay face down in bed doing nothing for several hours we'll just have to see
#the worst thing is its not just any one thing#its a build up of terrible terrible terrible#and when i do fibally get set off it seems like its over smthn really fuckinf stupid#RAGHHH#i will explain actually cause most of it woild piss anyone off#my whole family is off of school/work today except me#my siblings went to the movies#i had to go to work and work was fuxking SLAMMED#so i had a pretty shitty day already work wise#then i learn like an hour before i leave that i have to pick up my siblings#in the rain#in the dark#and also two othee peoplw are gonna be there so my car will be litetally full#and its in the busiest part of town#AND i have to pick up dinner beforehand#so that combined with evweything elae aboit today was already upsettint#and then the coworker i dont fucking like started fuckung around with smthn#not doing his aork#which is why i dont like him cause he never gets anything done#so that was sort of the last straw ig#anyway my manaher was bejng really nice befoee i left cause i was obviously upsey#but i was like ' listen i am literally about to have a meltdown so i have to go i cant do this rn '#i feel bad about it#but whats worse briefly inconviencing my manager or having a whole fucking meltdown in frojt of everyone#muppets ref ha#anyway#i just wish my parents respected me#even a little bit#cause they sure fucking dont#not me nor my time haha!
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it's so nice when girlbestfriends :)
#motorcity#mike chilton#chuck (motorcity)#muckles#Life Ruiner#He Scream At Own Car#it's nice when girlbestfriends no further questions thank you press corp!!!!!#sometimes....................... sometimes you get bored at work. at work specifically for some reason. and they're girls.#on the one hand: Mike's hair is pretty butch lesbian of him to begin with. but also. braid for dynamic action. do you see my vision#also also that means he's kind of switched hair with Julie which is very funny to me conceptually lmao
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🙂↕️
#me#cannablr#weed#gas#cannabis#smoke#marijuana#cannacommunity#bud#pretty#cannafam#cannagirl#cannalove#cannababe#pretty and high#pretty stoner#pretty stoner girl#420 daily#nugs before drugs#smoking in the car#pretty and built#nice 🍑#cheeks 🍑#🍑#take a bite 🍑#⌛️
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https://www.tumblr.com/transingthoseformers/768061926297190400/i-feel-stupid-i-know-in-fandoms-and-stuff-we
Some horny ass bot looking up human auto and repair stuff stumbling upon Baffles and just realizing
“Holy Primus………….WE CAN FUCK AGAIN!!!
*gross sobbing*
WITH NO CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!*
And immediately making them cybertronian sized. And maybe slipping some to the end my faction too, you know, cause maybe they might need it……. Especially those in cross faction relations
Ddhdxgsg
Mmmm yes, this tells such a goddamn story here
#valveplug#love the implication that they ran out of birth control for a WHILE here#I KNOW WHAT THAT BOT WAS DOING ON THE CAR WEBITES :3#pretty sure it isn't NO consequences_ but it is a step in the right consequences#nice of them to share them with the other faction#we support interfaction relationships on this blog
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giving him a swirly
#undescribed#bonk.png#ggg#great god grove#made my own bizzy sorry if anyone out there also has a mechanic bizzyboy#this is elliementary idk if i'll ever do anything with em but hes here for now#thought process behind his creation is that the van must be really old (4 a car) bc of it being inspekta's domain n possibly older if it was#used pre ascending (which is prolly was) + bystander effect n inaction as a choice#ellie has been the mechanic for the bizzyboys for 24 years n is the only one who knows how to keep the van up n running at this point#letter amount fluctuates frequently the longest it gets is ellieme n is usually just ellie#ellie is pretty chill (<- in a bad way) n extremely easy to entertain (prone to giggle fits)#re the bystander effect n inaction as a choice that comes into play with their dynamic with p#theyre nice n doting to her but like dont ever defend her from capochin despite absolutely being capable of doing so#n his word having weight bc the bizzyboy van needs to work n no one else knows how to fix it up#its very much a choice to not do anything other that console p bc ellie sucks in a really mundane way unfortunately#dats the context for the second image btw the folder for it is labeled ''older dyke whos niceys to me''
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I did not expect deadpool to be so sappy??? Wolverine balanced it out though he's like a drunk batman
#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#i like wolverine better now#that movie had so many speeches???#Way too many speeches for my tastes personally#I liked the car scene better#much less dialogue#along with the nicepool scene#that was pretty funny#of course he was nice; he wasn't horribly disfigured#oh sorry no actually worse: not immortal#thats like a basic requirement#i'm not surprised he failed at that though
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movie was pawsome. giggle fest 9000. wolverine is so hot. i need him biblically
#CAR SCENE WAS HOMOEROTIC????? ANYONE??? CAR FIGHT SCENE KINDA HOT????????#umh anyway#good xmen movie! :D deadpool is the only one ever allowed to do 4th wall shit. hes the only one#was very fun. theater wasnt super packed so it didnt get overwhelming#was actually the first time ive been in a theater with so many people in a long time#i usually see movies pretty late . so theres always only like 2 people#but it was nice. like. laughing with people lol#everyone had a good time#the 'bad guys' in this one were kinda goofy. but thats not surprising lol#was fun#rambling#the dramatic sad scenes were a little on the nose. kinda fan service . but its chill
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well, you can see it!
#art#my art#artists on tumblr#digital art#pink space#practicing... [melts away]#no i did not reference the shading in the actual ref. 'why not' dude i actually do not know lmaoo - it's pretty lazy but that's#practice babyyyy :33#//it's also 4 a.m. rn isn't that neat hghfsh#i fell asleep at like 7 or 8 and then got woken up around 10 or 11 so i guess i just don't sleep anymore lolll#ay but i finished this so that's :D !#i just need a full front ref for this thing and i KNOW i can do this i knowww itttt hbhhfsv#glammed her up because she deserves it. look at her :33#this Did take me like 2 hours i am not great at details hfhhfhsv#no i'm not going to use half of them (lord i hope not) but it was nice anyway :D#it's nice both turning off my brain but also having to use it to full capacity to be sure i'm not missing like an entire wheel before i#start colouring Lmaooo <3#this Was fun though and i like how it's turned out! maybe i'll do more vehicle studies at some point. did one for a 67 pontiac the other da#and that was fun :D those old boxy cars are sooo nice to draw hfsh#//anyway. [jiggles away into the fog]
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Ok, but how about?
Mom Might Lives AU (she survived the Yagi family tragedy) where Toshinori still finds his way to Nana and Gran Torino and becomes their protégé. Then when he introduces these dumb hero duo to his mom love ensues.
Young Toshinori: STOP DATING MY MOTHER!
Sorahiko: You know what? I’m gonna start dating her even harder.
Or
Homewrecker Gran Torino AU
The possibilities are limitless.
Toshinori would be so distressed by Gran dating his mother that he would go full throttle in his plan to set his mom and Nana up instead. This is both a success and a failure because it turns out they all have two hands.
#Toshinori: Mom don't you think Shimura-sensei is pretty don't you think it's cool when she lifts a car over her head#Mom Might: oh Toshi do you have a crush on your teacher? that happens sometimes and-#Toshinori: NO I'm her wingman... I'm just trying to figure out if you are into her#Mom Might: Toshi‚ she's a widow. i know you want to make her smile but it's alright for her to take her time if she ever wants to reenter#the dating pool. or if she never does.#Toshinori: you literally are also a... nevermind. point is she still has less baggage than Torino-Sensei -_-#Toshinori: why don't you at least meet her for coffee? you would get along! it would be nice for both of you to have another friend! or more#pocket talks to people#anon
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neil perry you will always be adored
#i made this because of the pretty boyfriend part#dead poets society#my edit#dps#anderperry#neil perry#dps boys#todd anderson#i love you have a nice day#dark academia#sorry about the daddys car part
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Oh mother, tell your children Not to do what I have done Spend your lives in sin and misery In the house of The Rising Sun
#okay but can we agree? House of the rising sun? beautiful amazing incredible timeless masterpiece? yeah?#all i want is to put on a cute 70s dress with the bell sleeves and some gogo boots and get my hair all pretty with the flip curls#and go to one of those really cool and dark and lowkey shady bars you see on the movies. with a pool table and a jukebox#hard-looking bartender with an impressive mustache named Mitch or Hank#and go up to the bar and he'd be like “whatya having doll?” “oh. anything sweet please”#and he hands me some soda-gin or whatever with a lemon slice. and the guy next to me notices my drink and is like#“hey Mitch. give the lady something nicer eh? maker a double from the back shelf. extra ice”#“i'm fine with this actually. i don't drink whiskey” “tonight you do sweetheart”#and he's wearing some really nice jeans and boots and a dark shirt and a leather jacket. dark hair but has some freckles. charming smile.#“what is a pretty thing like you doing in a place like this? i think them church youths go bowling next door”#“i am not lost. can't a girl enjoy some music” “does the boyfriend know?” “i answer to no one”#and he takes a long drag of his cigarette and chuckles. Mitch brings my new drink as gives him a look before drafting some beer#“so. the pretty lady likes a little danger eh?” “the lady has a name” .#i take a sip of the whiskey and try real hard not to cough. he thinks it's funny. i think he's a little cute#“does she now? and does the lady dance by any chance” and he's standing up quite tall and offers me a hand “she does”#and we go to the dance floor near the jukebox where quite a lot of people are dancing and eventually this song starts playing#and he kisses me surprisingly gentle and tastes like menthol cigarettes and hard liquors and I'm definitely a bit dizzy from the drink#he probably has a cute name like Daniel (Danny is what everyone calls him)#and maybe he has a bike or a really nice convertible. obviously red. je offers to take me home but we're just driving for a bit instead#“didn't you daddy taught not to get into stranger's cars?” “my daddy also taught me not to kiss pretty boys and yet”#“so you think i'm pretty?” “pretty enough”#and we laugh to the wind and the radio is on and this song starts playing again and it's a perfect moment#anyways. great song great band 👍#darya's mixtape#Spotify
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Crack AU where the entirety of Detroit : Become Human is just the plot of an afternoon playdate between the human child versions of Markus, Alice and Connor. The reason for why they have three diffrent plots is because they couldn't agree on what exactly to play. Kara INSISTED that she wanted to play something with her new doll, Alice. Connor being an overexcited 6 y/o just wanted to be a cool robot detective who's like super smart and super strong and looks really, really cool. Only god knows what had Markus deciding on what his character should be. Since they are only three kids they decided the most logical option is just playing each of what they wanted and switching between eachother. And taking the side (read : uninteresting) roles in the stories of the other. The only person involved in this madness that isn't switching characters like switching clothes is Connor's grandpa chaperoning the playdate, Hank. The reason for why he freaks out everytime Connor in dbh dies is because he just grows increasingly worried about his grandon's apparent love for dying (and the plot of this playdate in general)
#that's why the civil rights allegory is so shit btw#it's just a bunch of 6 year olds#no but fr#what the heck is that story ????#Hank's pretty sure he didn't do these sorta play pretends as a kid#WHY IS HIS CHARACTER AN ALCOHOLIC !?#AND SUICIDAL !?#HOW DO THESE KIDS KNOW WHAT THOSE THINGS ARE !?#I mean it's true that he enjoys a nice drink after a taxing day#BUT NOT TO THIS EXTEND CONNOR#Cole would litteraly have his head#and he doesn't even want to think about what my wife and daughter-in-law would do to him if he drank infront of CHILDREN#WHILE BEING SUPPOSED TO WATCH THEM#Why did Hank even get these kids dumped on him ?#(it's revenge for that one time he got Connor one of those light up and bubble blowing cars that also play music)#Cole had to make it “mysteriously” vanish for the sake of the sanity of the household#connor rk800#dbh hank anderson#detroit become human#markus rk200#dbh markus#kara ax400#dbh kara#grandpa Hank#dbh
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hi it’s meeeeeee!! im bored, send asks
#selfie#car selfies#seat belt#so we can be safe#!!!#skunk hair#brown eyes#red#red dress#hot#cute#pretty#myself#me#self#self love#cutie#bi#bisexual#makeup#girls#poly#polyamorous#:)#hi friends#i’m bored#send asks#send anons#be nice to me#let’s be friends
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