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Remember that placing a computer next to a heater is bad.
#einstein's tech tips#one of my classmates accidentally left their laptop near the heater in the science classroom#and it promptly exploded#we didnt have classes for the rest of the day because we had to clean the science room#why cant my classmates be more careful with technology smh#//#code lyoko#another installment in the 'kadic has no respect for tech' saga#featuring Jeremie Belpois
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Shouta, head in his hands: I just saw Eri pour four pounds of sugar in the dryer and tell me she was making cotton candy. Hizashi: Did it work? Shouta, lifting his head and looking at Hizashi: ... Hizashi: Well did it? Shouta: No????
#incorrect quotes#bnha incorrect quotes#incorrect quote#incorrect bnha quotes#mha incorrect quotes#aizawa#yamada hizashi#hizashi yamada#shouta aizawa#aizawa shouta#aizawa bnha#hizashi mha#bnha#erasermic#hey guys im back after my posting hiatus#yknow the one where I posted a few times and then promptly exploded yet again
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#spent ten minutes as a vampire and promptly exploded. loser (affectionate)#abigail 2024#abigail#frank abigail#adam barrett
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the "writing something personal for school assignment" experience
#like stop making me queercode myself through fifteen metaphors#its at the point where i feel like my queerness is a headcanon#i am not the original character at this point#writing stuff#writing#writer stuff#writers on tumblr#writers and poets#writerscommunity#writers#writer#writeblr#school#anyways#behold as i promptly explode into dinosaur shaped confetti
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solo sprited hal would have been a little fucked up if im being honest. nothing like being an crazy villain or anything, more like a fucked up kid who is now kind of realizing everything at once.
#d talks#obvious second prototyping is one of the brobot prototypes#disastrous choice is he fuses with dirk in a fit of rage and they promptly explode
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Also all of my surgical dressings are off except for one (because I'm an anxious picker and I couldn't leave it alone) and it has come to my horrified attention that they have changed the shape of my bellybutton and the psychological damage this has caused to me is unfathomable
#this is not a vanity thing btw#this is because wee tiny Defira learned about bellybuttons being “tied off” when she was very easily influenced#and promptly understood it to mean that bellybuttons could spontaneously become untied#and explode blood and guts everywhere like a water balloon that didn't get tied off at the tap in time#so knowing that anything at all has been done to my bellybutton makes me inconsolable with childish terror#medical cw
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if tally hall is indeed releasing (or if they would release) a third album, what are everyone's album predictions :D? (types of songs that will be on there, who will work on it, etc. anything goes i wanna hear it all)
#i use too many parentheses help me#if someone else did this already i'm sorry i will promptly explode#tally hall#tallyhall#joe hawley#zubin sedghi#rob cantor#ross federman#andrew horowitz#bora karaca
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while she's at least capable enough to count as an asset rather than a liability in a fight, sidri is just not a fighter at the start of inquisition. she's decent with a shortbow thanks to childhood lessons but, after deciding the inner circle has plenty of people more than capable with varying types of bows fairly on into the game, begins to train with daggers. it allows her to use her left hand more freely when dealing with rifts, as opposed to a two handed weapon or something heavier/bulkier, as well as increased mobility and agility.
she trains regularly with bull and, for about the first quarter of the game, regularly wakes up with screaming muscles and has a smattering of bruises along her arms and torso. with time, she regularly uses sleeping powder or caltrops to stall or otherwise debuff enemies to aid the party.
#*hc#alas shes more of a de-buff rogue than a heavy dps rogue#but only person in that party has a magic hand that can seal rifts so she makes up for it w that !!#she thinks blackwall will pull punches and cass is grating to train with so the iron bull it is#lmao she shows up like dw i know how to use a bow! im really good! right after the conclave exploded#and sees varric w bianca and promptly never pretends to be good w a bow again
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#so funny story:#i actually got the idea for No Bitches Manhattan last week in the middle of trying to mentally order the caption for this one#made No Bitches Manhattan first since that one was a simpler idea to realize and then scheduled that post for yesterday#and then in the interim promptly forgot both to do anything with my idea for this post and the scheduled No Bitches Manhattan#so anyway#watchmen#watchmen comic#rorschach#walter kovacs#walter joseph kovacs#doctor manhattan#dr. manhattan#dr manhattan#jon osterman#watchmemes#L + ratio#exploding rorschach tag
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i dont remember where I was initially going with this but I turned it into something since im. not scrapping this after spending literally 5 days running in circles like a headless chicken with this on the canvas. chelly be confident and not indecisive or chip will instill the fear of god into everyone who crosses your path until you are
oh also ur gonna have to do a little zoomy zoomy bc cropping sucks.
#913's art#ok to rb#digital art#medibang paint pro#♡ chip revvington#anthro#toontag#toontown corporate clash#toontown#ttcc#chainsaw consultant#chip revvington#self ship art#self insert#t: euca lyptus#self insert community#q4q self ship#//something something be more confident in urself or w/e idk lol#//anyways. just slaps this here and promptly explodes.
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#things that stomped on my tiny heart for $2000 Alex#hippo rambles#found on pinterest#promptly exploded#lyra wren#poetry
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man. we're getting deltarune chaps 3 and 4 this year, AND toby fox is making songs for the OFF remake, AND system of a down is gonna do a concert in august, AND NIN is touring in september????
for all the shittyness it's starting out with, 2025 is shaping up to be pretty damn good
#what if we got silksong news too#i'd probably explode#and then promptly vanish off the face off the earth to play it#agent babbles
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If you're the type of person (allo or not) to oh so "helpfully" remind people that "aces can still love" "aces can still fuck" "not all aces are Loveless prudish freaks" or the like on anything asexualilty related but specifically on shit that is expressly about/from the perspective of Aroaces/non SAM aces/repulsed aces, I genuinely wish the worst for you.
Like we Get it! There's a wrong harmful undesirable way to be ace and it's us!
We get it! The ace community and identity should not be a safe space for us, we shouldn't exist, our existence is a blight, our inability to perform the requisite allonormativity is a moral failing. Asexualilty is totally a spectrum...just not that part of the spectrum because we're icky!
Asexual activism and advocacy should be exclusively based on assimilation into allonormativity and any brand of asexulity that challen that must be quickly shot down, we get it! Aces are all alloromantic and super into fucking and love sex and love reading/writing smut and kink and use the split attraction model and are materially indistinguishable from allosexuals we get it!
#asexual#ace#aphobia#non sam ace#sex repulsed#romance repulsed#We understand now that we are infact not only the “wrong kind of aces” BUT also fundamentally broken and incomplete as human beings#and so we shall all promptly head to the nearest conversion therapy center where#we will be cleansed of our embarrassing defects of aromantism and/or repulsion#we sincerely apologise to the allos for making them uncomfortable & to the alloaces/sex favourables for being forced to share community w us#i will continue to be an asshole about this because fuck y'all honestly lmao#if i could i would explode with my mind the computers/phones of everyone who does this shit
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if I had a nickel for every sidequest involving Sophie and the death of a child/childlike humanoid I'd have... wait 5 nickels?? jesus christ Sophie I'm so sorry 😟
#dolphin plays graces again#to list em all first there's Moira the daughter of a rich family in Yu Liberte. Her mother thinks Sophie *is* Moira#...because she's refusing to accept the truth that her daughter died. You have to go find her bones in the desert 😟#Then there's Lara the girl who collects plushies. I never finished that one in my first playthrough so I didnt know the ending#SHE WAS A GHOST THE WHOLE TIME WTF???????#That quest even ends w Sophie apologizing to Asbel for disappearing in front of him 7 years ago bc now she's lost someone that way 💔😭#there's an unnamed ancient Fodran girl who's bratty but gives Sophie a flower brooch to make her feel more human#and then is PROMPTLY killed by a monster 😅 rip#There's Lambda's humanoid body you find at the crash site. After he explodes Sophie wants to bury him 😭#And finally there's the humanoid whose parts wear out while the others are searching for replacements#She says she's jealous of Sophie for being more human-like but she also seems to have a soul. She has a will to live anyway 😭#That's the only one w a happy ending tho! In another quest Pascal can put her memory drive into a new humanoid she made#And that's how you unlock Mecha Sophie :)#But my god why are all of Sophie's quests so fucking sad. This game is usually so silly but they like to make Sophie suffer 😭#But in L&L Sophie gets a sidequest witnessing the birth of a baby!! feels extra poignant now 💜#I mean that quest is meant to go w the themes of that arc. It's called Lineage and Legacies for a reason 😅#But also god the girl really deserves to witness some life after all of this death 😭😭😭
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I think I’m going to explode I can only babysit so many anxiety spirals at a time universe why do you test me so
#anxiety#anxiety disorder#FFFFFFFRREEEEAKIN out rn man cause while ONE anxiety stopped i not have a NEW concern#and that is organizing an email to a professor#because he wont stop usung the r slur to refer to mental disabilities during kectures#and i GET IT that it used to be an academic term but SIR. NOT ANYMORE#and he says it with such a firm punch like hes calling the class that#hhhhhhhh i might just leave it but it pisses me off in class#its like#on one hand i can do nothing and hear it the rest of the semester#but on the OTHER i can try to talk to him about it and promptly fucking explode because confrontation makes me want to violently sob#all in all VERY STRESS#mega ow#BIG YIKES#trying not to have a heart attack over it#oh and also another professor called out a mistake i made very firmly (as he should have he wasnt meaning tobe mean)#and now my brain says that because he asked me not to do something that he wants to kill me and just absolutely fucking stab me murder me#which OBVIOUSLY ISNT CORRECT CAUSE HE STILL HELPED ME WITH STUFF#but i am in fact in fight or flight over rejection and have been all day#when does your heart STOP feeling like its a tight painful ball of stress thats about to explode and coat your insides in goop#becauseeeeeeee
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oh my god so i checked my notifs and you reposted something from / followed on @kotarchipelago (my proseka side blog) and i was like “hrm let me see who this cool person is”,,,,
and YOURE A FELLOW FEAR AND HUNGER ENJOYER????? i never thought id see the day,,,, we will become moots Immediately . you have no choice /silly
OMG UR KOTARCHIPELAGO?!? YOU’RE SO COOL🙏🙏
And yes I LOVE fear and hunger they are literally the silliest ever, I need to convert more ppl to the fandom lol
And yes we can 100% become moots I’d love to😼‼️
#rahhhh I love finding fear and hunger fans in the wild#last week I found out a guy in my class knows it and promptly exploded
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