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computer-einstein · 1 month ago

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uhhh, cool find but idk maybe you should leave the supercomputer alone? like it was hidden right, what if its a secret government weapons project or something? it could be dangerous to mess with it

I honestly had my suspicions of that too...until I realized that there were no security systems! In fact, it was all easily accessible, straight out of the box. Like, look at this thing:

The interface alone is insane. A giant computer interface with a giant keyboard (that sadly does not have space for a mouse but I digress) and this REALLY comfy chair! Yet there are no armed guards, no security cameras, no nothing.

Honestly, I'm really tempted to turn it on, because holy cow, this thing must be extra powerful. I'm thinking like, maybe 2x or 3x the power of Frontier (which, if you don't know, has a processor calculation of 1.206 exaFLOPs, making it the world's fastest supercomputer).

I don't, something about this just seems very tempting to me.

#einstein talks #the abandoned factory #banter ask #i'm sorry the photos post is taking so long #i'm still trying to find good angles for those weird sci-fi coffins I found as well #because I genuinely think they might be full-body scanners or smth #//#code lyoko #we're in the thick of it gentlemen #btw most of jeremie's 'photos' of the supercomputer will come from background images I have taken from Code Lyoko.fr #shout out to that website for a moment

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computer-einstein · 1 month ago

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...Guys You will not believe what I just found!

Believe or not...that elevator leads to a SUPERCOMPUTER! Like, an actual, real, genuine supercomputer complete with an interface on the upper floors and everything! It was off and inactive but STILL!

Holy shit...

Though...I found some weird tube looking things as well. I'm gonna post photos in a bit, I just need some time to process and catalogue everything. See you all tomorrow!

#einstein talks #the abandoned factory #//#code lyoko #jeremie belpois #oh boy he is not ready for the horrors

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computer-einstein · 1 month ago

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Guys! Guys! Holy cow, I think I found something huge. So, I was busy trying to find robot parts at the abandoned factory near my school and I just found this elevator that leads down to levels I hadn't seen on any blueprints of the factory!

Usually, I just post tech tips but I think just stumbled onto something amazing! I'll be posting about it over the next few hours.

#einstein talks #holy cow I think I'm on the verge of something incredible #//#code lyoko #oh yeah time for Jeremie Discovers Lyoko And Aelita(TM)

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computer-einstein · 6 months ago

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Ngl, I have to ask...why do you have such a big forehead?

// PICK ON YUMI NIGHT ON THE DASHBOARD. C'MON Y'ALL YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO LMAO

❀;; -- "You all suck."

#einstein talks #rebugging #i'm just curious is all #//#code lyoko #XD casually writing the most ignorant jerk jeremie ever #also wow you and that x.a.n.a. blog went nuts #(oh and btw you have to dot x.a.n.a. in order for posts to show up in tags)#(tumblr likes flagging straight up x.a.n.a. and making it posts with the naked tag not show up)

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computer-einstein · 7 months ago

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nice knowing you tumblr user computer-einstein, and no worries I passed the message along

Thank you, anon. May we come back alive.

#einstein talks #banter ask #//#code lyoko #*taps.exe*

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computer-einstein · 7 months ago

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Update: Uhhhh...

This tunnel seems to just lead to the sewers. I'm beginning to suspect that this might be just a maintenance tunnel.

Still, pretty cool.

(Odd said I had a skill issue though and that's not cool >:()

Update: Apparently @della-robbia-productions DOES know how to lockpick doors (and kept saying I had no rizz apparently).

PERFECT!

Well, as I write this, the door is open. On the other side, there seems to be some kind of tunnel. Its made of dirt and has cables running along the sides, so I've personally come to the conclusion that this may be a maintenance tunnel.

Me and Odd (that's his name, which actually surprised me) are gonna do a thing of rock paper scissors to see who will go down first.

#einstein talks #einstein's investigation #rebugging #//#code lyoko #interacting: della-robbia-productions(odd)#the locked red door #was tempted to make a tmnt joke but i held it back

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computer-einstein · 7 months ago

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DARN IT, I GOT PAPER!

...Guess I'm going in first.

I want you to know that I hate this immensely.

Update: Apparently @della-robbia-productions DOES know how to lockpick doors (and kept saying I had no rizz apparently).

PERFECT!

Well, as I write this, the door is open. On the other side, there seems to be some kind of tunnel. Its made of dirt and has cables running along the sides, so I've personally come to the conclusion that this may be a maintenance tunnel.

Me and Odd (that's his name, which actually surprised me) are gonna do a thing of rock paper scissors to see who will go down first.

#einstein talks #einstein's investigation #tumblr if me and odd don't come back #rebugging #can someone tell gym girl that she and pencak silat kid would be besties #//#code lyoko #interacting: della-robbia-productions(odd)#jeremie has the bad luck equivalent to yosuke hanamura #XDD #true odd has no shame #the locked red door

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computer-einstein · 7 months ago

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// Me too, OP. Me too. //

Jeremy the realest guy ever. I louve him | screencaps

#ooc person #hes so me fr #he's just a little guy #a little war criminal

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computer-einstein · 7 months ago

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Eh, you just look like a bland piece of candy to me.

Anyway, on three...

Rock

Paper

Scissors

SHOOT!

Update: Apparently @della-robbia-productions DOES know how to lockpick doors (and kept saying I had no rizz apparently).

PERFECT!

Well, as I write this, the door is open. On the other side, there seems to be some kind of tunnel. Its made of dirt and has cables running along the sides, so I've personally come to the conclusion that this may be a maintenance tunnel.

Me and Odd (that's his name, which actually surprised me) are gonna do a thing of rock paper scissors to see who will go down first.

#einstein talks #rebugging #time to humiliate this twink #//#code lyoko #interacting: della-robbia-productions(odd)#the locked red door #(guess its open now lmao)#btw theres no rush fam #besides i'm having way too much fun with this

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computer-einstein · 7 months ago

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Update: Apparently @della-robbia-productions DOES know how to lockpick doors (and kept saying I had no rizz apparently).

PERFECT!

Well, as I write this, the door is open. On the other side, there seems to be some kind of tunnel. Its made of dirt and has cables running along the sides, so I've personally come to the conclusion that this may be a maintenance tunnel.

Me and Odd (that's his name, which actually surprised me) are gonna do a thing of rock paper scissors to see who will go down first.

#einstein talks #einstein's investigation #hope he doesn't cheat me into hell #//#code lyoko #time to have an implied rock paper scissors thing with jam XDD #interacting: della-robbia-productions(odd)#the locked red door

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computer-einstein · 7 months ago

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...Yes. Yes, I'm dressed like that. I also have blond hair and glasses.

Anyway, be quick before you know who catches us out here!

Update: Uhhhh...apparently @della-robbia-productions wasn't joking. I see a wildly dressed, gay-looking, scrawny italian heading my way now. I...guess I'm gonna direct him to the red door???

Man, no offense, but you looks like something out of a 90s commerical.

#einstein talks #i am not a disney side character!#i like dressing this way turtlenecks are really comfy #//#code lyoko #XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD #interacting: della-robbia-productions(odd)#the locked red door #fitting description for jeremie from odd XDDDDDDd

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computer-einstein · 7 months ago

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Update: Uhhhh...apparently @della-robbia-productions wasn't joking. I see a wildly dressed, gay-looking, scrawny italian heading my way now. I...guess I'm gonna direct him to the red door???

Man, no offense, but you looks like something out of a 90s commerical.

#einstein talks #so ummm #yeah #guess i'm gonna record my efforts to figure out the door???#einstein's investigation #//#code lyoko #interacting: della-robbia-productions(odd)#i had fun trying to imagine what words jeremie would use to describe odd #the locked red door

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computer-einstein · 7 months ago

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I'm genuinely not trying to imply something I'm just gonna say though that if I check up on you in 10 years and you're a trans catgirl I really wouldn't be shocked

I...what?????

#einstein talks #banter ask #huhhhhhhh???#//#code lyoko #oh shit anon broke jeremie's virgin brain #the little nerd can't take it

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computer-einstein · 7 months ago

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Ummm, who are you? I don't recognize you.

???? YOU??? HAVE THE BLUEPRINTS TO YOUR SCHOOL MEMORIZED????

anyways, triple dog dare you to open the door, there's probably aliens in there or somethin

Yes. Yes I do have the blueprints for my boarding school memorized. What else did you expect from me, I advocate for piracy and I 'zooted' on redbull once to finish a program.

Also, I am not opening that door until I can find someone who knows how to pick locks. Don't you dare think I didn't try opening it when I first saw it.

That red door was LOCKED! I need to find someone at my school who knows how to pick locks because I certainly don't know how and I don't want to set off the DST again.

#einstein talks #rebugging #i'm sorry if you've interacted before #i just don't recognize your username #//#code lyoko #interacting: della-robbia-productions(odd)#TAKE NO OFFENSE JEREMIE'S JUST BEING A BITCH #the locked red door #also hi new odd rp blog! welcome to club :D

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computer-einstein · 7 months ago

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skill issue

>:0

How dare you!

#einstein talks #banter ask #how dare you!#//#code lyoko #this ask is making me choke on my own spit XDDDDDDD #just the mental image of odd or someone else sending this ask to jeremie while he's knee-deep in a mystery is just. sending me

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computer-einstein · 7 months ago

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((...I've been tempted to for months but the last post is the final straw should I cave and make the Odd rp Tumblr? He's the easiest to write for me jfjajf

//Go right ahead, fam! Join the club, I'm sure you'll do fine :D! We may be a dying race but we are mighty!!//

#ooc person #ooc answers stuff #go right ahead and join in #rp blog

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computer-einstein · 7 months ago

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???? YOU??? HAVE THE BLUEPRINTS TO YOUR SCHOOL MEMORIZED????

anyways, triple dog dare you to open the door, there's probably aliens in there or somethin

Yes. Yes I do have the blueprints for my boarding school memorized. What else did you expect from me, I advocate for piracy and I 'zooted' on redbull once to finish a program.

Also, I am not opening that door until I can find someone who knows how to pick locks. Don't you dare think I didn't try opening it when I first saw it.

That red door was LOCKED! I need to find someone at my school who knows how to pick locks because I certainly don't know how and I don't want to set off the DST again.

#einstein talks #banter ask #don't judge me for not knowing how to pick locks #//#code lyoko #btw DST is the french equivalent of the FBI for my american followers #also kind of an entry point for any blogs that want to RP CL characters #i think yumi and odd were able to pick locks in canon but i don't think jeremie knew how hence why I made this the RP entry point #also i am so sorry if this was sent ages ago i've been binging forensic files #the locked red door

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