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[ask-emilz-de-philz]

I HAV A MEME FOR U 🤣

((lowkey calling myself out 🥹🤣🙈))

YIIIIZZ IT's BIBILO AND KEANE BARDAGULAN

@reachfortheskiespeeps

[tetsuwan-atom]

@showmethehotpods​ / helianthus-house said : Neri: okay yes but does the whole WORLD need to KNOW-- 

“I dunno.... not like they’re gonna know which library anyway...”

[dukeoftheblackstar]

@everythingfox bestie ! bestie! Do you not see the unimpressed look on Saren's face and Nihlus looking overly happy. They just playin ♥

May the fifth effect you, uh, massively...

[convxction]

It was night time as the festivities of celebrating Chrom’s birthday were starting to come to an end but everyone was enjoying themselves. A strange light appeared as if a door had been opened from Askr. Rinea had stepped out from it, holding a wrapped present that had high quality gloves made in Rigel that were good for winter. “…This should be the right portal door…I hope.” She quietly made her way to the ballroom area as if she knew the place but it was the strange dreams she kept having. Chrom as her big brother? It was a sweet thought. She took a peek into the ballroom and saw that the few people still there were distracted. Rinea went over to the table and placed her present near where the others present were left. “Another gift for your brother? That’s very sweet of you but shouldn’t you give it to him directly?” Rinea looked over to see it was a guard who had mistaken her for Princess Azalea. “Oh! Yes, it is but I don’t want to disturb him. Please be sure he gets it. Have a good night.” Rinea said as she did her best to remain calm even though she was a little bit confused at what he said. “Yes, your highness.” The guard said before Rinea did her best to make a graceful yet quick escape. When Chrom came back the guard told him about the gift ‘Princess Azalea’ had left him. However, when Chrom sees the ‘from’ part, the name would be Rinea.

Meanwhile, Rinea was trying to figure out why did that guard said that Chrom was her brother? In fact why were some of the guards who did see her treating her like she's a princess? Did she pick the wrong door?

"Where is the portal door?" Rinea said quietly as she touched the wall where the light should have been. "Azalea? What are you doing-...wait that dress....Rinea?!" Bercutio had been sneaking to Azalea's room like he usually did but he ended up finding Rinea instead. "L-Lord Berkut?...Wait...you're not him! Oh no...I did pick the wrong portal door!" Rinea said as she wanted to escape. "Bercutio? Is everything alright?" Azalea said as she came out of her room as she heard him. Azalea then took one look at Rinea and promptly fainted from shock but luckily Bercutio was there to catch her in time. "O-Oh dear! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to frighten her. Goodness she really does look similar to me except with darker blue hair." Rinea said as she realized that Azalea was the princess everyone mistaken her for.

The portal light suddenly reappeared and familiar hand pulled Rinea into the door. "Rinea! What were you thinking-" Berkut said before looking at a very shocked Bercutio holding an unconscious Azalea. "...This was the door we were told to avoid..." Berkut told Rinea who gave a sigh. "...I didn't mean to...they all looked the same. I just wanted to wish Lord Chrom a happy birthday." Rinea said feeling a bit embarrassed. "...We'll just find a version of Chrom that's in Askr..." Berkut said before looking back at his descendent? Reincarnation? He was not sure but at least Berkut was glad to see that the bloodline had carried on. "Sorry for the disturbance...You saw nothing." Berkut said before shutting the portal door leaving a very confused Bercutio (and Chrom lol) behind. This was an event that Bercutio was going to try to forget ever happened...for his and Azalea's sake.

//Happy Birthday Chrom. Wanted to do something funny for his birthday so here you go.

~*~

All is well and going as smooth as he hopes. Parties were not his thing but he would still find them enjoyable to a degree when most eyes are looking away from him after a while.

Chrom kept moving around the ballroom, thanking and greeting guests when he noticed a long blue haired girl leave the ballroom. "Azzy?" he raised an eyebrow. Was she feeling unwell? because it is unlike her to do so. If anything, she is the last one to leave the ballroom. Eyes quickly scanned for another person--he's not here as well. Ah ... well, makes sense now. They are newly married couple, for sure they want their time alone even in a party like this. Ahh..youth.

As he went around, one of the guard told him that his dearest sister had gifted him another gift but she left on a hurry. "Azalea? Gods, she didn't have t--huh ...from Ri-- (Rinea!?)" He quickly looked up at the guard, "Erm, don't speak about this to anyone else, understood?" and there he goes quickly to follow his Askr guest.

Though he was a bit late for Rinea was guided back with Berkut back to Askr. "Wait--!" his steps were halted when he saw his own sister laying between Bercutio's arms. "Azalea!?" he was reassured she was ok, just shocked to see Rinea. "Tell me about it ..." he had seen some...other versions of himself. Not to mention one he rather not mention to poor Azalea--his fallen version. She's probably cry her eyes out for that Chrom. "So, uh ... let's ...pretend this didn't happen, yes? It would be difficult to explain that world to Azalea," a world where her sister is ... her big sister is alive. She's not theirs but ...it is Emmeryn alright.

Chrom looks at the wall where the portal was open briefly, "Thank you ... Lady Rinea. I'll treasure your gift."

birthday ask || accepting || @devotedrigelianflower

[trupowieszcz-moved]

Proszę pana przede wszystkim trzeba powiedzieć że ja tutaj mówię o absolutnej dominacji nad światem. To jest około siedem miliardów istnień ludzkich. To jest bardzo dużo osób, to jest więcej osób niż jest u pana w mieszkaniu siedzi w tym momencie. Ja wiem co pan robi w mieszkaniu. Ja wiem co pana żona robi w mieszkaniu pana kolegi. Ja wiem wszystko, ale pan nie wie absolutnie, kim ja jestem. Ale ja chyba wiem, kim pan jest, tak mi się przynajmniej wydaję. Pan nie wie co ja mogę zrobić. Ja mam was w szachu, ja mam was wszystkich w szachu. Pan nie wie gdzie ja mieszkam, pan nie wie nawet, gdzie teraz jesteśmy. A pan nie wie, co ja mogę zrobić, ja mam tutaj telefon proszę pana. Widzi pan? Mam telefon, pan nie ma takiego telefonu proszę pana, o, ja teraz zrobiłem panu zdjęcie, proszę pana i ja mam pańskie zdjęcie, ja mogę to zdjęcie wysłać gdziekolwiek. Ja je właśnie w tym momencie wysłałem. Proszę pana i pan nie wie gdzie ono poszło. Nie pan zielonego pojęcia co się z tym stanie i nie ma pan zielonego pojęcia co się z panem stanie. Dlatego proszę pana proszę uważać na swoje kroki. Ja patrzę. Mimo tego, że nie widać moich oczu, ja widzę.

ale to pan dzwoni

[threi]

first atreus word xddddddddddddddddd

[computer-einstein]

...Yes. Yes, I'm dressed like that. I also have blond hair and glasses.

Anyway, be quick before you know who catches us out here!

Update: Uhhhh...apparently @della-robbia-productions wasn't joking. I see a wildly dressed, gay-looking, scrawny italian heading my way now. I...guess I'm gonna direct him to the red door???

Man, no offense, but you looks like something out of a 90s commerical.

[thelunarfairy]

Hello, first I just wanted to say that I love your posts and the way you talk about tbhk, I had already visited many sites on Tumblr that talk about the subject, but yours really captivated me and your theories seem quite realistic. For the rest, I don't have a question, but Did you mind talking about Hanako and Tsughimori's relationship?I really like them both (not in a romantic sense), but the fact that they seem to have a father-son relationship

Awwww how kind 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡 Thank you very much, it is very sweet and kind of you to send me this little message, you made my day happier!! >.<

Aaaaah Tushi…. It's been a while since I talked about him, it's good to see him again. One of the things that captivates me most about him is how a supernatural being he is, he can be sweeter and kinder than any other human.

The sweet relationship between them, it's tender to see how much Tsuchigomori respects him, even though he's younger, to see how he can see Amane as the human boy he is, Tsuchi doesn't see Amane as Hanako, the cursed ghost who has the weight of the past on its back. He sees him as the boy who gave up on his own future, and became who he is today.

I like how forgiving and kind he is towards Amane. Even in a situation where Hanako himself blames himself, even though he hates himself so much, Tsuchi saw a light in him. "He shouldn't have to die, he was just a kid."

How Tsuchi regrets not being able to help him, and the look… that sweet and proud look he has sometimes, and how those little gifts from Amane turned into such valuable things for him.

Because that was definitely lunar rock, and it would become the most important thing to him for fifty years…. And now, the clock…. the way he looks at that small gift, as if the memories of those good old moments came back, the nostalgia, the longing, the happiness of having been by his side for a while.

Tsuchi is a great man, with a heart as big as my words can describe. He is the one who doesn't judge, who doesn't abandon, who regrets when he fails, who helps without thinking twice, when he can.

He is the father and the safe haven that Amane needed, and Amane was the son he gained.

I still believe that in the distant future, he will be the person who will save his great friend from a bad future… or from not having that future. Maybe, Tsuchi will give him the time he so desires.

He's my favorite character, and even though I know that one day he might leave, at least I'll be happy that he'll do it for the love of someone who is so important to him.

Well, it's a hypothesis, but Tsuchi deserves all the respect I can offer him, a great teacher, a great man. I wish him all the glory and happiness, in the little things he loves so much.

And I hope he can give and receive all the happiness he can.

💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

I love him so much 🕷️

A bonus, him being father of the year XD

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I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!!!!!! 🕷️🕷️🕷️

[drowninnoodles]

He looks like he has a pregnant belly on his back.

Is that his breast milk?

BODY SLAMS NOODLE

VIOLENTLY

[megbanned]

Fuck you, you're getting all of dj hallyboo's lyrics from No Party with lyrics by juno songs

"Thief, you who stole my games. Thief, feel the burning shame. Sinner! Welcome to a world of trepidation. Clapped in iron's you face incarceration. Didn't pay a single cent, it's time to play the consequences! Now I'm upset, so pick up the pen 'cause: piracy is no party, piracy is no party, piracy is no party, piracy is no party. Illegitimately obtained. You're a criminal, criminal. Now you'll feel pain, punishment in equal measure to ill-gotten pleasure, illegal treasure! Oh, piracy. It's a crime! It's no party! Now you'll do your time! Grab your stylus, do-si-do, in blood, you shall soon atone, you played with fire, neared the sun for stolen fun, burn your wings and hear you sing amidst suffering! Chaos is order, fear is the law, you stole this software for a quick guffaw. Going up and down on the Cherry-Go-Round. Bold to assume you won't be found! Naughty kids like you who love to steal! Pull the curtain back, attack, you'll be the shy guy's meal! Feel the crushing guilt! Still here, haven't learned your lesson? You will see just how Nintendo deals with piracy! Your fate is tagged with the pirate flag because you're nothing but scurvy scalawag! Thought you could do what you want Because a pirate is free well, now you're trapped in a rap with anti-piracy! You better put your sins before your heart because this is where your sentence starts! Trapped within a world of trepidation. Clapped in iron's, you face incarceration. Didn't pay a single cent, it's time to play the consequence! Now I'm upset, so pick up that pen 'cause: piracy is no party, piracy is no party, piracy is no party, piracy is no party"

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[twojtesc]

Nie wierze że debile naprawdę uważają konfederacje za lepszą bo "mają lepsze plany na gospodarkę" XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[yesuswatchingyourmasturbate]

Super jest kiedy ktos ci bliski odcchodzi a najblizsza ci osoba mowi ci w tym czasie ze potrzebuje przestrzeni xddddddddddddddddd

[drowninnoodles]

Funky orange

Morally grey grey

Lilac

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[boneeangel]

japierdole jak ja nienawidze ludzi 99% albo fake as fuck albo po prostu zjebani XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[alicephanthomhive99]

Xddddddddddddddddd

It is a little bit hot actually.

[guardianasdelrpg]

Pueden bajarle el tono a las tablillas blancas que usan en foros de fondo y accesorios completamente OSCUROS? 😭 por favor, que es la misma diseñadora creando una tablilla para un evento. Que tienes negro a cada lado hija y me pones #fff , un cuadro super largo de blanco puro saca ojos. La serpiente será ciega pero el resto del foro no.

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Estoy de acuerdo. <3

✶✯╰☆╮ ︻╦̵̵͇̿̿̿̿╤── ☠ ~ JINX ~ ☠