#so ummm

[bonetoile23]

Helping Aymeric with his hair or something

[pbandjelly535]

This video did things to me I will never emotionally recover from.

[emanonwhite]

Me and bad bitch i pulled by being weird

[thatstargazingaquarius]

Me trying to enjoy my life

Three different fic ideas about Simon Fairchild and Mike Crew: SURPRISE BITCH!

In all seriousness though it’s actually criminal that there’s only 12 fics under Mike & Simon on Ao3 someone should really change that

[damastorrr]

I want you to guess which team im picking for the splatfest... I'll wait.

[youngchronicpain]

another day another hotel for a conference

except this one is another of my partner's conferences

so I just get to hang out in the room

and go to the pool (if I can ever force myself to leave the room. I just enjoy being in a hotel room somewhere different tbh)

but the bed is so bad. so very very bad. they always are.

but I'm glad to be here with him

I'm glad he wants me to tag along

even though I feel like I am so much work (the internalized ableism gets really loud when we show up anywhere and he has to unload all of the bags of cushions and things to keep me comfy...ish)

my body hurts and I just want chicken tenders and nacho cheese sauce for dinner for the third night in a row

he said he would buy me anything I wanted for dinner, since he will be busy at a conference event

but I just want chicken tenders

[pinecone-gremlin]

Just felt right to post this today

[hoshinomulti]

❝ Nun! Give me deer crackers! ❞

[computer-einstein]

Update: Uhhhh...apparently @della-robbia-productions wasn't joking. I see a wildly dressed, gay-looking, scrawny italian heading my way now. I...guess I'm gonna direct him to the red door???

Man, no offense, but you looks like something out of a 90s commerical.

[qevillous]

wondering how that octo army anon of coroika past is doing now that i popularized the hc. hope u r living ur best life

[pbandjelly535]

people are being so weird to you and a lot of paige stans hate CC for reasons completely unrelated to what they claim it to be all about.

I’m seriously mad confused. I understand if you have personal grievances towards her. I do too. Her boyfriend is racist and she needed to dump him like yesterday. It’s not a good look at ALL for the league to have one of the faces associated with that weirdo daddy’s boy.

But the bottom line (literally) is that she generates revenue. If that pisses y’all off I’m sorry but as an accountant I could give a fuck bc I get paid to look at numbers not feelings. 💀

[drowninginthoughts27]

5/9 Train Word Count: 1120

(general angst) @jegulus-microfic

The first time James Potter met Regulus Black was on the first of September on the Hogwarts Express.

“It’s 10:56. Where is he? The train leaves at 11 o’clock sharp!” Sirius runs his fingers through his hair, stressed beyond belief.

“Again, are you sure he exists? Anyone with the name ‘Prongs’ sounds made up to me. Like an imaginary friend or something.” Regulus snorts, he’s tugging on Sirius’ jumper sleeve to try to drag him onto the train.

“Yes I’m sure he exists Reggie, unlike you I have friends!” Smirking, Sirius twists himself free from Regulus’ grasp. “Hey that’s not fair I have Pandora and Evan! They just aren’t idiots who want to risk missing their first day at Hogwarts to wait on some possibly made up boy.”

“If you wanna go and find the carriage you can but I’m waiting here until just before the clock strikes 11. He won’t miss the train believe me,” Regulus dosn’t respond to that. Having to navigate the train alone is almost worse than missing the Hogwarts Express. And as much as Regulus hates to admit it he does trust Sirius.

So he opts to just stand by Sirius’ side right in front of the open train doors, fidgeting with the hem of his new robes. Unlike Sirius who’s in an old jumper and jeans, Regulus had changed into his school robes before arriving at King’s Cross Station due to his pent up nervous excitement.

“Reggie look, he’s here! I told you he was real! I told you he would come!” Sirius is now waving his arms excitedly jumping up and down on the platform.

The boy who had previously been looking around like a lost puppy notices Sirius and starts bounding over to them. Tripping over the trunk he’s lugging every few steps.

The boy has a rather disheveled look about him. He’s on the taller side. Dark brown curls sticking up in all directions, giving the impression that he had just rolled out of bed. His chocolate eyes are full of mischievous excitement. He’s decked out in all red and gold- Gryffindor house colors. His socks are mismatched, his shoes left untied, and he sports a sloppy, toothy grin.

“James!” Sirius exclaims; still jumping up and down with joy. “You almost missed the train. We were getting worried ya know.” Sirius is now sporting an almost identical grin to the one plastered on James’ face. “This is the infamous Reggie!” Sirius says, gesturing to Regulus with a wide sweeping motion with his hands.

“Ya, sorry about that,” he says to Sirius.

And then lowering his head to match Regulus’ height he says: “Hi Reggie, it’s nice to meet you! I’m James!”

Regulus is more nervous than he was before.

No wonder Sirius had found him a replacement. He doesn’t stand a chance next to James and his obnoxiously cheery personality.

Snapping out of his trance he mumbles “Regulus is fine,” in James’ direction.

The warning whistle blows telling them it’s nearly 11. So with that all three of them rush off to go and find the carriage Remus and Pete had already claimed for the five of them.

The train ride is chaotic and weather is persistently somber but despite the rainy day outside Regulus arrives at Hogsmead Station in a weirdly good mood. The mood ends up lasting with him until well after the first years had been carted off across the Black Lake. James’ energy is apparently infectious.

———

The last time James Potter and Regulus Black Meet is on the fifth of January, back at Hogwarts.

Well it’s not truly the last time they meet but from then on out Regulus is not truly Regulus any more. He’s nothing but a shell of his former self. One known formally as Regulus Arcturus Black.

“Sirius, he's gonna come, trust me!”

“I’m not sure about that James, it’s almost 11. Regulus is never late for anything. Especially when it comes to his academics.” Sirius is getting progressively more worried by both the lack of an appearance from his brother and the growing distress in James’ voice.

“Nobody can be perfectly punctual all the time. He’ll show up, trust me,” James persists.

Just then the warning whistle that signals the trains nearing departure sounds.

“James, we have to go! We can write to him later or for all we know he might already be there,” Sirius forces out a laugh in hopes to lighten the mood.

James looks like he’s on the verge of tears and Sirius can’t have that happen.

“Now go do your head boy duties, it’ll distract you. Reggie will be back before you know it. I promise,” the minute he says it he regrets it, he can’t promise anything regarding Regulus these days.

Nearing the Christmas Holidays Regulus had become far more on edge, his actions nearing irrational, and his stress levels clearly through the roof. James just didn’t want to admit anything. He was clinging on to his last pieces of hope, living in delusion.

Halfway through dinner that night Regulus walks through the large entry doors to the Great Hall. Almost immediately James spots him.

“Always did have a flair for dramatics didn’t he,” Sirius scoffs.

“Regulus, Reg, Reggie!” James shouts to him, bouncing in his seat with anticipation.

But despite James’ countless efforts to get his boyfriend’s attention Regulus struts right over to the Slytherin table. Ignoring James completely and sitting down in between Pandora and Barty.

After dinner James makes up some lame excuse to Sirius, Peter, and Remus to hang back for a bit. Telling them that they can leave without him and that he’ll meet them back at the dorms later. He knows they can see right through him. He was miserable the remainder of dinner and barely touched his dessert. But right now he can’t find it in him to care that much.

James stands there, waiting by the exit of the dinning hall. The minute he sees Regulus walking alone to the Slytherin dorms, relief floods through him. It’s all gonna be okay, he tells himself.

Taking his chance he runs into the crowd to walk besides Regulus. This only causes Regulus to speed up.

“Wait, Reg, wait!” James is frantic now, jogging beside him. Dodging people left and right in an attempt not to run into anyone.

“Shove off Potter”

This causes James to take a step back in shock. His bottom lip is trembling, he’s stammering over incoherent words and phrases. Really just jumbles of nonsense at this point.

“It’s over!” Regulus growls “It really shouldn’t have been anything in the first place!” With that Regulus turns his shoulder on James, storming off into the crowd.

[herbertpock3t]

REGRETEAVTOR OC...😨😨

[dramaturgydrakes]

who made tim drake so easy to project onto

[gothdaddyissues]

Credit: I <3 monstrance clock on TikTok

Tagging @stressghoul @sucharide @copias-girl

[suna1suna1]

Been rereading TLC and I’m already in love again