Realising I have a new type of fictional guy (silly/pathetic member of the friend group turns out to be an immortal being who is weighed down by the terrible things they've done and carries deep regrets and wants to change but isn't sure if they're capable of it after so long)
utena is the vehicle to anthy's escape but anthy had the key all along and utena could not have escaped without her either. they both helped each other out of their coffins they both needed each other to find the strength within themselves to live !!
Aimsey: I'm not effected by Minecraft, what are you on about? You're crazy.
[Video cuts to Aimsey sitting in a corner screaming]
Aimsey: You guys think a Mine– a block game is gonna make me sad?
[Video cuts to Aimsey sitting in a corner screaming again]
Aimsey: You're crazy! [Sniffles, holding back tears] No, you're cra– no, you're crazy! You're crazy! [Sniffs] Anyway, um– [Laughs]
Would it be funny if the summoning ritual for the ghost king (danny) just cycles through the three dannys cuz they're all technically danny and the magic is going through a bit of a ??? error coding before defaulting to a randomized setting? Like, who do you think you'll get when you summon? Is it the actual ghost king Danny (14, sleep-deprived, sassy, ect), is it Dani/Ellie (technically toddler age, chaos-incarnate, ect) or is it Dan (huge, can throw you into space as a reversed shooting star, destroyed the entire world in a timeline, ect)? Who knows, not even the three do and they keep a board at home with scrawled tally marks and sidenotes where they roast each other
I'm rereading Hogfather for the first time in probably 15 years and I. Cannot believe I missed all the jokes about Hex the first time around. The "anthill inside" sticker. The ram skulls. The small religious pictures. Christ
Whoever made that post about rereading Discworld novels making you go "damn you Terry" while shaking your first at the sky, you get it
Batfamily time travel encounter but it's just a nice timeline.
Dick (worried): Care to explain, how actually are you "paying for your sins".
Future!Damian, deadpanned: *takes his cellphone* *presses play*
Terry voice on the cellphone: Hey Big D., so I was just– You know– Passing. Big ninja training you got here. . . Gotta love what you did to the decoration. . . All. Green."
Dick:
Future!Damian:
Terry voice: Okay I will go straight to the point, I know you love visits (kids laugh on the back) Shh (Terry giggles) So– As you know, the batmobile's is not in– Condition– Right now, old thing had seen better days.
Terry voice: And I need, to get Clowny, that's literally my job, right. So I'm taking your league mobile.
Future!Damian, under his breath pressing the bridge of his nose: Just a car.
Terry voice: I'm sure I will bring back– Eventually– Almost in piece. And don't worry I know all the rules "no eating on It"- "no pressing self destruct"– "No letting Robin drive"–
Tim: There's a Robin?
Jason, with a shitty eating grin: Shh
Terry: We're just going to break at least 75% of it. Don't worry.– Oh! Yeah, Bruce called, he told me to tell you to come to dinner, he misses you. And as a good person and second "blood son" (imitates Damian's voice) I told him you be there.
Terry voice: Anyway. See you at dinner (kid voice on the back "Tell him I said hi!") Robin told me he said hi. Bye Big D. and wash your suit I can fucking smell it from here– Stinky. *End of call*
Bruce: Must be horrible someone taking your car without permission.
Future!Damian, very tired, eye twitching: *deep sight*
Future!Damian: I'm aware of the cosmic irony of that.
There is no trope in fiction that will hit me harder than “someone who’s immortal and/or undead and has every reason to hate it choosing to embrace it because it means they can stay with their partner who is also immortal/undead forever”