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ryzanecrow · 24 days ago

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i HAD to sketch something after watching the wild robot :)

#the wild robot #rozzum unit 7134 #fink the fox #brightbill #roz the wild robot #fink the wild robot #the wild robot movie #this movie made me cry TWICE #I DONT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME A MOVIE HIT ME SO HARD #and for such a tearjerker #every joke landed #easy 10/10

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cerealmonster15 · 14 days ago

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theres just so much comedy potential for twst ships to go on double date hang outs.... leomal (malleo?) + kalisil go to the beach or something. kalims burying silver in the sand while leona and malleus try to drown each other in the ocean :^)

#twst #kalim al asim #silver twst #leona kingscholar #malleus draconia #kalisil #malleo #silkali #twisted wonderland #cereal tries to draw #for every tag i add to a post that isnt just me yapping i fear i will be . killed.#drawing leona is so fun i love a good hater moment #i think maleus and leona arent even dating [yet] in this scenario #they just kinda got roped along for the ride #i was just thinking about how theres that running joke in the game of like #kalim and silver specifically just Missing The Point and being so good boy about everything #that like they dont notice the mega hater aura around everyone else #like in that one vignette where leona was like I Fucking Hate Malleus Draconia #and silver was like wow. i cant believe malleus made a friend. this is great.#meanwhile sebek is like i have to kill this man NOW!!!!! god theyre so funny. anyway #and kalim always being like LEONA MY GOOD BUDDY AND FRIEND WE ARE GONNA HAVE SOOOO MUCH FUN TOGETHER #and leonas like I DO NOT WANT TO BE HERE!!!! fairy gala and playful land my beloved lol #plus kalim and silver want malleus to be included in things and have a good time SO!!! combine the good boy powers they can do it #they can make a maleleo date happen somehow LOL and they can hold hands while they do it....#leona and malleus somehow suckered into making it a bet of who would back out first or w/e idk #stupidass bitches like well. ill kick your ass at being a good date and having fun. prepare to die #and kalim and silver are like im glad theyre having fun too :^)

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anonymouspuzzler · 9 months ago

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one Warmup Gone Wrong later i finally have a full ref for the man, the myth, the legend, the minor annoyance, the thorn in the side of petty criminals and more successful heroes the world over, the one and only GOLDEN BOY (civilian name TBD. it's gotta be something super boring like, Jim or Something)

#anonymous puzzler art #anonymous puzzler originals #villain coded comic #casual outfit was going for more of a 'guy who grew up on a farm' vibe but ended up more in the vicinity of Kurt Russell In Every 80s Film.#which to be honest? is also the correct vibe. so we work with it #i've definitely talked about this elsewhere but golden boy is very much a Superman Type Hero. crash landed from Elsewhere raised humbly #was classic hero Silver Fox's sidekick for many years and became a proper hero in his own right after he retired. very idealistic guy #genuinely believes for good for good's sake and helping people and the ability for bad people to change and all that #very Direct and not a fan of red tape. needless to say he is not the Favorite of the current establishment and is often treated as a joke #he is buck and davey's Most Consistent Heroic Adversary especially pre-Minnie

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fictionadventurer · 4 months ago

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My desire to support a Biblical sitcom done in a respectful way vs. my hatred of the mockumentary style, FIGHT!

#it's a great thing i queued that post about 'the promised land'#because it did remind me to watch it #as a mashup of exodus and the office it's pretty brilliantly done #starting it in exactly the right place to set up the 'coworkers trying to keep this thing running' format #unfortunately it matched the style so well that it reminded me of all the reasons i hate 'the office'#it managed to overcome my suspension of disbelief in a way this style usually doesn't #because of course the israelites didn't have cameras so the documentary crew sits nicely in the realm of absurdity #but everything else about the office is not my sense of humor at all #the seven seconds of awkward silence after every single joke #the deadened soundscape that sucks the very life out of your soul #the way everyone speaks with the same inflections and tone in a very narrow emotional band #and everything is so understated as to erase almost all personality #no one is clever or witty #there is no banter no frenzy no outsized personalities #just everyone existing in this narrow band of faint absurdity #and the thing is i do like these characters!#joshua is adorable!#zipporah is darling #miriam is...kind of off-putting but i'll go with it #the egyptian is a brilliant concept #the moments of earnestness made me really feel for these people #but the question is if my interest in them can overcome my distate for this style #but great news: if you love the office this will be great for you

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imminent-danger-came · 1 year ago

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Hi there! So, I don't know if you’re in the mood to have your brain chemistry altered by the silly little lego show once more, or if you’ve just already done this, but I have a suggestion. Try watching the S4 special (specifically A Lifetime of Mistakes) for the millionth time, and then take that knowledge, along with the Wukong-Macaque/MK-Mei Hero and Warrior parallels we’ve been getting, and THEN go rewatch S1E6 AKA The Great Wall Race. Specifically through that particular lens.

And just… enjoy watching the decisions they, especially MK, make during a situation where an immortality-granting object is on the line. Have no major thoughts about how this is the first real fight we see Mei and MK have. Experience absolutely zero strong emotions as you watch MK’s pursuit of that object lead to him destroying things that both of them love. Just… have a lovely, peaceful rewatch.

But seriously, if you’re in the mood to let the silly little monkey show do its silly little monkey show thing, try rewatching that episode because it legitimately ruined my night.

Like… it’s not a perfect, one-to-one comparison. There’s a lot of differences, both nuanced and obvious, that differentiate the two situations.

But there’s something there and it’s been driving me insane, so feel free to come join me on the precipice of madness if you want.

*GRABS YOU*

I HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS FOR DAYS. ANON, YOU GET ME IN A WAY THAT NO ONE ELSE DOES, WE ARE TOGETHER IN ARMS.

But anyways *puts on sunglasses* I always have zero emotions when it comes to the lego show. Me? Completely calm and collected. I totally didn't have a breakdown while rewatching 1x06 to write this post.

But, just to meander on by the precipice of madness...

Mei: "*gasp* My bike! What is wrong with you! I thought you were my friend!" MK: "Okay! I did bad! I just- I really wanted that peach and I guess I got carried away! You know how much I love stone fruit. *sigh* I was never gonna win though—you're the racer, not me. I'm sorry." Mei: "Yeah I know—just, don't be dumb next time, okay?" MK: "All I can do is try!"

(1x06 The Great Wall Race)

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Even without the added context of s4, it's easy to put together that the whole reason MK wants the peach to begin with is to become more like Monkey King. Case in point, 1x09:

MK: "I just wanted to be good enough..."

"...like you."

(1x09 Macaque)

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MK in seasons 1-2 is pushed by his motivation to live up to Monkey King's legacy—to become stronger. He wants to have the power to protect and help his friends, but this often causes more trouble than it fixes (1x01, 1x02, 1x06, 1x09, 2x03, 2x06, 2x10).

And so, MK reaching for immortality and wanting to be "good enough", instead harming the relationships he's trying to help?

Macaque: "No that's YOU! You're the one always running off! Looking for more power, more sources of immortality—you're the one who wouldn't quit while were were ahead! Not the great sage, he's got to drag EVERYONE else into his mess!"

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MK: "Why didn't he just stop, right here? He was already so much stronger than anyone ever needed to be!" Macaque: "Wukong didn't think so. He always felt he had to be stronger—more immortal."

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Sun Wukong: "I just wanted to protect the people I cared about—to be strong enough. I lost sight of why I was doing any of it."

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It's like history is repeating itself.

Which, this all obviously has a strong connection to 1x06, but it also is a strong connection to 2x06:

MK: "It means I need to be stronger! Be so powerful, that it'd be certain defeat to fight me!" Sandy: "Maybe you need a break little man, just kick back for a bit." MK: "Uh, did Monkey King ever take breaks?"

(2x06 Game On)

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Which,

Sun Wukong: "Daw, don't be like that! Eat some fruit, soak up the sun—that's why I've been training so hard! Macaque: "What, so you can be the strongest?" Sun Wukong: "No! Well...maybe a little bit—but that's not the point! It's so that we don't have to worry about anything or anyone ever again! Just live a lazy life sittin' in the sun and eatin' fruit, and doing whatever we want!"

(4x11 A Lifetime of Mistakes)

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Did Monkey King ever take breaks?—well, he did. It's here we start to see both the similarities and the differences between SWK and MK. AND IT DRIVES ME INSANE. They both reach after power in paranoia. They both try to protect the people they care about (and sometimes they do that through lying/leaving). They both want things to stay the same. Yet, SWK is arrogant where MK is self conscious. SWK goes off alone where MK tries to do it together. SWK can't plan for shit where MK is the designated plan man.

Sun Wukong VS MK and Monkey King VS Monkey Kid. How are they similar and how are they different?

And then if you throw Wukong-Macaque/MK-Mei Hero and Warrior parallels into all of it?

Peng: "The six-eared Macaque fighting side by side with his own replacements! Is there anything Wukong could do that would break his hold over you?" (4x13 Rip and Tear)

Is there anything MK could do that would turn Mei against him? I feel that it's SO telling that Mei wasn't included in this conversation:

Yellow Tusk: "I know full well what would happen should Azure fail. But- but he is my brother. I owe him my life." Sandy: "We get it! I'd do anything to help my friends. But at the cost of the world?" Pigsy: "I'm sorry pal, but NOTHING worth that price!"

(4x14 Better Than We Found It)

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And here's why Mei is going to be the one to calm MK down like MK calmed her down during 3x10—

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thegunlady · 4 months ago

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the episode of new girl where the whole apartment is convinced a bag of aquarium rocks is crystal meth and they must hide it from both winston and the visiting cop evaluating him is up there for top tv episodes of all time

#every single joke and escalation lands perfectly #it's a legitimate masterclass of comedy #new girl #(it's 4x06 in case anyone wondered)

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artsandstoriesandstuff · 4 months ago

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Ginger and Gingerbread or something, I don't know I didn't grow up with this show

#but the truth is NO ONE GREW UP WITH THIS SHOW!!! I came up with the project!!!#...well I guess that means I did grow up with it lol #anyway #Ginger (right) and Gingerbread (left) is a series about a sister and brother gingerbread cookies that get stuck in Gingerbread land #thanks to -and I'm not joking- a peppermint watch Gingerbread has that can traverse dimensions #It also included their Aunt(?) Cake and their cousins as well as the annoying next-door kid Sugar- I mean Sergeant #(who of course has an incessant crush on Ginger)#(but he does get better I promise)#theres also a human antagonist a cookie version of said antagonist and a “pretty” girl named Pepper who everyone (Ginger) hated #(and likewise Gingerbread had an incessant crush on Pepper but unlike Sergeant it does NOT get better with those two)#(also Pepper is Human Gingerbread Cookie whatever's cousin. So that's fun!)#The cousins were the most generic characters ever but I still love them #They were Cutie (the baby) Hungry (the... self explanatory) Gothy (also self explanatory) Scaredy (need I say more) and Sassy #Sassy was the bratty older teenager with a new boyfriend every week of course.#In the original series Sergeant was adopted by Aunt Cake and he and Sassy had a sibling rivalry #I may just make him an orphan now... lol... but I'll still make the Cake Cousins his found family #why did I not think of the cake cousins as a name sooner #anywho. This show gives me intense 2000s disney channel/CN vibes to me let me know what you think of this 3+ year old idea lol #art #digital art #krita #gingerandgingerbreadseries #gingerbread man #original series #also I gave Gingerbread the hat to improve his silhouette is it dumb or no (/hj)#story idea #original idea #oh I forgot someone! There was a cool girl named Angel(ica) and she was Scaredy's friend who became his girlfriend later in the show #i loved the two #oh hey should I make more of these drawings of the rest of the cast/the cast I want to keep

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menphinaswhitemage · 10 months ago

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The party approaches the end...The final land.... Eureka Hydatos.

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#ffxiv #final fantasy xiv #ffxiv oc #gpose #ffxiv gpose #ffxiv wol #audrey valentine #hyur midlander #lalafell #Eureka hydatos #My friends OCs #its been so fun running Eureka every week with my pals!#the most we do is about the 45 minutes of challenge log every week #but after we finish the story we're going to do other things in the world #they call it the forbidden land because its the arc where Audrey picks up a giant ax and runs around guiding a tiny dps and healer #this is a joke I have no idea how i became the tank for this world but is has helped me get used to WAR a bit

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unknownarmageddon · 7 months ago

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Said this in a post, but Kross having a dogfight (the airplane kind)

AUGH i keep forgetting to answer this but you’re so so right this is the realest actually

#pilot kross……. aughhh weeping wailing #answering asks #justanidiorartist asks #jaa!!#killer would have one of those small pointed fast jets #cross would have something similar but it’d probably be more heavy or bigger or whatever and not as meant for speed #kind of fucking insane about then having air fights with each other #circling each other and shouting things the other can’t hear #killer’s like some unknown pilot cross and whatever organization he’s under is familiar with #cause he keeps flying into their territory and doing stunts right where they can see him like he’s showing off #and cross volunteers and or is voluntold to go after him cause he’s good in the air #and he and killer fight but cross has to land cause killer fucked his shit that bad #and then cross gets all pissed cause hes never had that happen to him in a fight so he has this personal grudge against killer #and wants to beat him #so every time killer comes back cross immediately says he’ll handle him and goes after him himself #and this keeps happening over and over to the point it’s like. a Thing.#and they both don’t know anything about each other but they keep coming back to each other again and again #and there’s probably jokes among cross’s other crew mates (or whatever they are idk how. that works)#that he has a thing for that mystery pilot #and they probably have some kinda nickname for killer like. hawk or jackdaw or something. y’know it’s gotta be a bird #ANYWAY sorry i’m insane i think #is that anything

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thepoisonroom · 7 months ago

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i know that watching videos of podcasting is cringe in a true self/false self way but as someone who also over-psychoanalyzes cishet boyfriends who "aren't on social media" this spoke to me

#really admire their commitment to the bit and when they land on that really solid zine joke?#they let the momentum carry them through #also theda hammel hot #this episode was also really fun because they did a great long digression about challengers #sorry for loving straightiolab but i must admit that gay guys have done far better things for podcast listeners than lesbians #forget dearth of lesbian bars what about lesbian podcasts that don't make me want to bite and claw #every lesbian podcast is some ex-youtuber being messy about her ex who's also an influencer #and then they all debate whether cate blanchett could top #it's simply not for me sorry for hating lesbian influencer culture #personal nonsense #Instagram

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lemonsweet · 8 months ago

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I'm still thinking about the gen 5 mlp movie. Why did they parody smells like teen spirit for the evil racism song

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enlichened · 16 days ago

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heres my rook. looking like a doofus talking to morrigan. in the dorito armor.

#efraim #hes a bitch and hes also very stupid <333 #every time he chooses to be supportive to his friends he sounds like a dumbass. and his jokes land worse than purple hawkes.#datv #dragon age blogging #datv spoilers #? just in that morrigan is there GNSDFLHSDF #oh this screenshot was still from when the game kept taking off his makeup. force masc.

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nosferatufaggot · 1 month ago

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Does anyone else feel like Deep Breath is such a shitty episode of Doctor Who? That is, up until they go to the restaurant and then it immediately becomes one of the better Doctor Who episodes out there. Before I rewatched it when I got it on DVD, in my memory they were two seperate episodes that were a two parter. Like genuinely I think Deep Breath is so bad in the beginning but as soon as Clara and Twelve meet in the restaurant it's a whole different episode.

#Like I'm for silly goofy. I love renoundly hated Doctor Who stuff. I love the TV movie so so so much. I love Love and Monsters.#I'm here for the silly goofy.#But something about it feels tonally off in a lot of the Moffat era and I don't know why.#I know a lot of times the jokes just don't land for me. But on top of that it just kinda sticks out like a sore thumb.#It feels unnatural. Like the joke didn't fit in with the rest of the scene. It was just there.#And that's pretty much the entire first part of Deep Breath.#Idk. Opinions on Doctor Who very from every single person. No two Doctor Who fans have the same exact opinions.#So I was wondering if anyone else felt this way about Deep Breath.#Twelfth Doctor #12th Doctor #Clara Oswald

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voltaspistol · 2 months ago

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