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Jane: *Watching Seth Train, Wiggles ears slightly*
Seth: *Pausing* Huh.
Jane: Hmm~ Something catch your eye Kitty-Cat~
Seth: Oh, I just noticed your ears wiggle sometimes. Why does that happen?
Jane: O-Oh! *Grabbing her ears to hide them* Well ... When a rat sees something that interests it, or makes it curious or happy, it wiggles it's ears for some reason.
Seth: Does it embarrass you when your ears do that?
Jane: A little. It's more that I have some bad memories with people misinterpreting that.
Seth: Do you want to talk about.
Jane: *Checks the room, they are alone* ... When I was younger, back in last years of public school, Someone looked up what it meant and saw that one of the potential things it could mean was that a female rat wants to ... have kids, find a mate and the like. Rumors spread, I got harassed by some people who were "just joking" and that "I was being way too serious about it."
Jane: *lightly chuckling* I wound up wearing a head band to keep my ears flat for a bit! Whenever I see photos of myself from that time I can't help but laugh at how dumb I look-
Seth: *Grabbing Jane's hands in his own* Jane that horrible! Those people were being more than bullies, but actively sexually harassing you, verbally at the very least, as well has committing microaggressions towards you as a thiren!
Seth: I'm so sorry you had to go through that! If- if any one does that to you again and I'm nearby, just say the word and I'll my the biggest ass out myself as possible to save you from their attention!
Seth: You don't deserve that kind of reputation, and they don't deserve to be around you!
Jane: ... Thanks Seth ... That means a lot. You don't deserve that kind of reputation any more than I do, hell, you probably deserve it less than me. You're allowed to be a kind, protective Pubsec officer, and I have to act like a criminal.
Jane: But, Genuinely, thank you Seth. I'll keep it in mind.
Jane: Hey, if anything good came out of it ... I wanted to understand why people would act like that, and so I got into criminal psychology. If that hadn't happened I wouldn't have met Qingyi, or Zhu-Yuan, the Managers of Random Play, or You.
Seth: Aw, Thanks Jane! You're a good friend, and I'll do whatever it take to protect you!
Jane: Thanks Seth. I should be going now. Don't forget to take your after workout drink to replenish those electrolytes!
#zenless zone zero#zzz#zenless zone zero incorrect quotes#zzz incorrect quotes#jane doe#seth lowell#and it could be#janeseth#sethjane#if you wanted
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... it painted such a vivid image in my head, I had to.
#eddie munson#billy hargrove#stranger things#you can interpret this the way you like#since you don't really know what billy's thinking#maybe he's just embarrassed about his friend#it could be just#billy and eddie#and it could be#mungrove#you decide#i'm gonna tag it as#mungrove doodles#just to be safe#if people want to avoid it#ihni doodles
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You do NOT get to forget about me as if I was nothing. As if ten years was nothing. Not when you were everything to me
#sadbeautifultragic#sad thoughts#sad quotes#sad but true#friends#friend loss#bad friend#friendship#breakup#Ik y’all will probably think this is abt a breakup#and it could be#but I originally wrote this about losing childhood friends#like being kicked out of the group#In front of everyone
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compliments from girls go hard
#comic#the girly girls are girling girling#this one popped off on twitter and there are SOOOO many wonderful positive comments about shared experiences omg#anyway lmao this happened at a friends birthday and we spent so long trying to find out who this was#all i remembered was “petite/shorter than me / nice hair / one could define her style as ”pinterest coquette“ lmao
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i’m gonna cry it’s raining right now and i just passed by a family where both parents were without an umbrella but their kid who couldn’t have been older than like 3-4 was proudly holding this GIANT umbrella whose diameter was as tall (if not taller) as the kid. both the parents were getting absolutely drenched but u could tell the kid was just so happy to have an “adult” task and carry the umbrella themselves and i think that sacrifice is what love is all about
#icarus speaks#they were so cute 😭#i cannot emphasize how large the umbrella was compared to them#and the parents looked as happy as u could be while being rained on too#like it was clear they didn’t mind that much bc the kid was so happy#i love kids so much they’re so everything#containment breach
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I DONT WANNA PAY BILLS I WANNA USE MY MONEY FOR FOOD AND LIL GIFTS FOR MYSELF AND MY LOVED ONES
#og#imagine how much happier my life could be right now if i could use the $200+ i gotta spend on bills#on literally anything else right now
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Last one from the archives
#“Phineas and ferb coulda fixed that portal before dinner”#yes#yes they could#my art#gravity falls#Phineas and ferb#Phineas Flynn#ferb fletcher#Stan pines#stanley pines#stanford pines#grunkle stan#ford pines
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work all night on a drink of rum
daylight come and me wan go home
stack banana til the morning come
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
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me say day
me say day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
a beautiful bunch of ripe banana
daylight come and me wan go home
hide the deadly black tarantula
daylight come and me wan go home
lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
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me say day
me say day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
dayo
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daylight come and me wan go home
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me say day
me say day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
#someone suggested i turn off reblogs. to that i say. i’m not a fucking quitter#esp when i get to see my husband dancing in my notifs every time this gets a note#since this reached 30k notes i wanted to say that people in the notes saying you shouldn’t feel safe around horses are right#story time :) when i was very little i got kicked in the face by a horse.#obviously this is very dangerous and i could have been concussed but there was no bleeding or bruising or no teeth knocked out#so my family didn’t believe me and even tried to convince me that it never happened at all. accused me of lying about it#it was specifically my grandma (who i realized much later in life was extremely emotionally abusive) who insisted i was lying.#but i remember it clearly. i know that it happened. i know that it struck my front teeth and knocked me to the ground#and i have never felt safe around horses since <3 or my family actually#ahem. i always felt safe around my grandparents. ‘‘not anymore’’ said knife grandma#are you still reading this?#reality is an illusion the universe is a hologram#you just lost the game#speaking of loss#|#|/#||#|_
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I was inspired
#gravity falls#book of bill#ford pines#stanford pines#bill cipher#dipper pines#Mason pines#billford#I guess you could call him my muse heh *inserts that one tiktok smug emoji*#no ford is not referring to twink bill it’s literally just triangle bill#the family reunion is gonna be a lot more awkward now
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so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.
the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.
i had like, fifteen raw eggs.
i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.
except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.
so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.
#i feel a kinship with that snake#would that i could be a simple tube#and eat my fill of eggs#but being a person is rather nice too#my wife is a saint#and i promise that most of the time she is the goblin and i am the Serious Guy#but i had a little pique of insanity and you know what it was my junior year of college#and i deserved to just go a little insane#you spent 65 hours a week being Rational and then you go home and eat like twenty raw eggs
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god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait
#executive dysfunction#shitpost#every day I get stuck in waiting mode for SO LONG and SO MANY TIMES#that one time I tried adhd meds it fixed it but then I. was like no I am going to be scared and not continue taking it <3#and also. I simply did not like the psychologist and did not want to have to go back#so. rawdogging the world <3#man if I could start a task right now...then you'd see...then you'd all see....
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You know what, Etsy? Sure
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#intimacy#intimate#couple#kissing#k!nk blog#bd/sm kink#k!nk community#could be us#relationship#k!nks
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Posting this everywhere til im not obsessed with it anymore
#not tagging because it will find its audience#also choleric sullen boy could lay seige give him a chance#anyway if i had to pick fictional characters id make this isabela and anders
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school project, some drawings for my pretend game about a housefly girl called musca and her adventures in some creepy&wet place
#my art#mine#sorry for long post#i have extra stuff i could include but i don't want to blast everyones dash#musca#oubliette
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