#i could not believe it

[dasfreefree]

You know what, Etsy? Sure

[kevin-day-is-bi]

I feel like, as the tiktok person of my immediate Tumblr group, I need to bring attention to an Event that happened recently

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8R7R9Lq/

yes, that's the official DC tiktok account.

anyway have a good day

[rikdrawsthings]

[mara-manson]

(Former) luz stans- how are we feeling about the comeback?

[chipthekeeper]

another perfect night, despite our troubles

[amelia-mariee]

AGENTS OF SHIELD 1X17 SPOILER:

[modern-alebrije]

the other day i was taking this guy's order, and when i went to scan his app i saw the name he set on his profile. this is the name that gets printed on the order stickers and so it's also the name baristas would call out when his order is ready

the name he typed up for himself in the app was "Dr Nathan"

[kylejsugarman]

i'm obsessed with that Baby pic <33 totally gilleverse canon

isn't it so cute?? i was literally just looking up if "sleeper" was a common term for footed pajamas or if it was just something my family said and the literal wikipedia page for footed pajamas had that picture and i was like baby??? baby ayuluk?? is that u???

[blacksails2017]

they were playing passengers 2016 on every screen at the irish pub last night..

[danlous]

Ignoring the real possibility he intentionally let himself be caught from the little we know so far Luigi Mangione's case is a fascinating combination of astonishing brilliance and confusing stupidity. This young man plans and executes his assassination and escape with such a meticulous care and calmness that it's suspected that he's a professional hitman. He comes up with Riddler-sque moves like writing his manifesto poetically on the bullets and leaving his backpack behind full of Monopoly money. He carefully wears a mask to avoid being identified but removes it because a woman who was checking him into the hostel was flirting with him and wanted to see his smile. He still manages to escape the most surveilled city in the country in the midst of ongoing national manhunt only to get caught in the middle of bumfuck nowhere Pennsylvania while eating at the McDonalds. Because for some reason he had the same clothes and mask as in New York and was carrying the same gun and suppressor. And when the cops detained him he showed them the same fake id he used in New York. And oh yeah he's a frat bro gym rat who has a masters degree in computer science from Penn but reads stupid self-help books about being on the grind and is 'anti-woke' while being bisexual suffering from anxiety and wanting to end oppressive capitalism. Not even god himself could invent a person like this

[pangur-and-grim]

.....Belphie and Pangur are chasing each other and wrestling without any growling!! true friends? playing happily? a 12 year old and a 10 month old?

[chloesimaginationthings]

The Afton kids deserved better in FNAF..

[colaghost]

One of my favorite little details in Deadpool and Wolverine was when Logan asks Wade, “Have you been checked for ADHD?” because it shows that Logan knows the signs, PROBABLY, from teaching all the mutant kids at Xavier’s and I just think that’s really sweet.

[teaboot]

If I can recommend you do 1 low-effort thing for the love of God it is this:

Keep 5 cards in your pocket. One will say "yes", the second will say "no."

If you lose your voice, or lose speech, or want to make a dramatic embellishment at the right time, it is an elegant and efficient solution that is right there at hand.

But what if people question you from there? "Why do you have that card? Why would you do this? How long have you had that in your pocket?" For this, or whatever else they say, the third card: "I don't have a card for that."

"What the fuck," they ask. They laugh. They are bemused. You bring the energy back down with the fourth card: "I have laryngitis. I've lost speech. My throat hurts". Whatever you expect to occur.

The joke is over. Rule of threes. Now they are curious. They wonder about logistics. "How did you know I would say that? Is everyone so predictable?"

As a three-part bit, nobody ever sees the fifth card coming.

"I have powerful wizard magics."

Gets them every time

[paulagonia]

Not to hate on Sakura but.... She beat Kakashi????

Kishimoto's illustration for the top 20 winners in NarutoTop99 poll

And a message from Kishimoto

The top 20 and 99 ranking is under the cut

And you more details and the regions from here

[ponury-grajek]

My comic to @recovery-zine <3 ❤

I drew it two years ago and my style has changed a little but I'm still really proud of this piece, I'm happy I can finally show it ❤!