#i could not believe it

[dasfreefree]

You know what, Etsy? Sure

[kevin-day-is-bi]

I feel like, as the tiktok person of my immediate Tumblr group, I need to bring attention to an Event that happened recently

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8R7R9Lq/

yes, that's the official DC tiktok account.

anyway have a good day

[rikdrawsthings]

[dhylync]

I saw Error 503 on my screen and knew IMMEDIATELY that Tumblr was losing its mind. Because so was I.

[chipthekeeper]

another perfect night, despite our troubles

[amelia-mariee]

AGENTS OF SHIELD 1X17 SPOILER:

[slut-jpeg]

tell me about a time you felt lucky. I’ll start. once I thrifted a pair of heart print pj pants and in the pocket there was a $20 bill.

[modern-alebrije]

the other day i was taking this guy's order, and when i went to scan his app i saw the name he set on his profile. this is the name that gets printed on the order stickers and so it's also the name baristas would call out when his order is ready

the name he typed up for himself in the app was "Dr Nathan"

[kylejsugarman]

i'm obsessed with that Baby pic <33 totally gilleverse canon

isn't it so cute?? i was literally just looking up if "sleeper" was a common term for footed pajamas or if it was just something my family said and the literal wikipedia page for footed pajamas had that picture and i was like baby??? baby ayuluk?? is that u???

[blacksails2017]

they were playing passengers 2016 on every screen at the irish pub last night..

[wishfulthinkingswift]

Had my first proper in counter with racism. as a person of colour, i have never felt so uncomfortable in my life. although it wasn’t directed at me, saying horrendous remarks about people’s skin and features is disgusting.

[janetmiyuki-06]

They gonna terminate Mamoru-san's LineBlog and other people too😢.

Just saw someone posted about this on Instagram and couldn't believe it. I won't be able to see Mamoru-san's posts again after that, including older ones😢💔.

I hope he made his new different blog.

[hystii]

[dsgustng]

I heard the electric dreams theme at Walmart and kinda had an Autism moment over it

[colaghost]

One of my favorite little details in Deadpool and Wolverine was when Logan asks Wade, “Have you been checked for ADHD?” because it shows that Logan knows the signs, PROBABLY, from teaching all the mutant kids at Xavier’s and I just think that’s really sweet.

[teaboot]

If I can recommend you do 1 low-effort thing for the love of God it is this:

Keep 5 cards in your pocket. One will say "yes", the second will say "no."

If you lose your voice, or lose speech, or want to make a dramatic embellishment at the right time, it is an elegant and efficient solution that is right there at hand.

But what if people question you from there? "Why do you have that card? Why would you do this? How long have you had that in your pocket?" For this, or whatever else they say, the third card: "I don't have a card for that."

"What the fuck," they ask. They laugh. They are bemused. You bring the energy back down with the fourth card: "I have laryngitis. I've lost speech. My throat hurts". Whatever you expect to occur.

The joke is over. Rule of threes. Now they are curious. They wonder about logistics. "How did you know I would say that? Is everyone so predictable?"

As a three-part bit, nobody ever sees the fifth card coming.

"I have powerful wizard magics."

Gets them every time