#zenless zone zero incorrect quotes

[zenless-zideblog-zero]

Seth: If I fall…

Jane: I’ll be there to catch you.

Zhu Yuan: *looks at Qingyi* What if I fall?

Qingyi: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.

Billy: *Watching these two interactions*

Billy: *to Nicole* And if I fall?

Nicole: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

[justaninternetgal]

Billy: gets down on one knee

Wise: Oh my god, it’s finally happening!

Billy: clutches his stomach in pain

Wise: The poison is kicking in!

[gojoidyll]

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billy: omg- the alphabet?!?!?!?

[na-na-namine]

Belle: As your sister, I’m obligated to question your taste in men (Billy).

Wise: At least I’m not the one rizzing up a cop.

Belle: Listen here, you little shit, I-

[spark-circuit]

Billy: Ohhh, why does everything have to be so complicated...?

Nicole: Okay, look. If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game, Billy. Break out the L-word.

Billy: Lesbian?

Anby: The other L-word.

Billy: ...Lesbians?

[definitely-not-phaethon]

Anton: Basterd!

Wise: Damn. I Can't Even Refute That, My Parents Were, Infact, Unwed.

Anton, dying noises: Holyshit??

[rubywolf0201]

MORE ZZZ Incorrect Quotes Part 2

Belle: Bye Lycaon! Bye Rina! Bye Corin! Bye Lycaon! Bye Ellen!

Wise: Belle, you said bye to Lycaon twice.

Belle: I like Lycaon.

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Koleda: Can you back away from me? You’re making me claustrophobic.

Rina: What does claustrophobic mean?

Grace: It means she’s afraid of Santa Claus.

Koleda: NO it doesn’t!

Nekomata: Ho Ho Ho!

Grace: STOP IT NEKOMATA YOU’RE SCARING HER!!!

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Nicole: Billy is late.

Anby: I thought it was abnormally quiet.

Nicole: Anyone know where he is?

Anby: Maybe he quit?

Anby: Or got hit by a bus?!

Nekomata, grinning: Or caught a terminal disease!!!

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(Wise spits out his drink)

Wise: LYCAON!!!!!

Lycaon, rushes over: MASTER PROXY, WHAT IS IT!?!?

Wise: I never realized how delicious your hot cocoa is!

Lycaon, blushing: Why, thank you Master Proxy.

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Grace: Sweet Pea?

Koleda: [crying and sobbing uncontrollably]

Grace: Could you come back later? She's having a moment.

Anton: I just wanted-

Grace: I said she's having a moment! Now leave her alone!

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Qingyi: Don't worry, Seth. We'll get those criminals to come outside, and then they'll see there's nothing to be afraid of.

Seth: And that's when I punch them, right?

Qingyi and Zhu Yan: …

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Wise: Oh no! I lost my pen.

Lycaon: You can borrow mine.

Wise, smiling: Thanks—

Belle, from afar: JUST KISS ALREADY GODDAMNIT!

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Ben: There's nothing you can say that will stop me!

Anton: Oh, yeah? What if I said... 'BLARGEN FEDIBBLE NO-HIP!!

Ben: …

Ben: Well, I've got to admit, that did slow me down.

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Ellen: *panting* Why are there so many stairs!?

Corin: You've only gone up three steps.

Ellen: Well, it feels like four.

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Lucy: What if I break your trust someday?

Piper: Trusting you is my decision. Proving me wrong is your choice.

Caesar: Wow, Piper. That was really insightful of you.

Burnice: She got that from Spongebob.

Caesar: *facepalms* Nevermind.

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Belle: Wise, why is 18 in a cage?

Wise: He growled at me.

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Lycaon: So what am I supposed to do while you’re gone?

Belle: I don’t know, what do you normally do while I’m gone?

Lycaon: Wait for you to come back.

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Koleda: Win this one for Belobog!

Anton: FOR BELOBOG!

Miyabi: Win this one because I told you to!

Soukaku: BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO!

[dearlymrme]

Billy Kid: My fetish is saying some incredibly cornball shit and watching my S/O speedrun the five stages of grief as they realize with horror that they still want to fuck me.

[shadow-coolness]

Zhu Yuan: Come on, I need to show you something. *Turns and walks away*

Qingyi: Ohhh Impressive!

Zhu Yuan blushing: Thats not what i meant!

[cosmichorrorsarestillnicerthanme]

All Of My Current Works Pt. 2

Genshin Impact

Seeing How Your Body Works-Furina X Vamp! Reader

Lobotomy Corporation & Library Of Ruina

N/A

Limbus Company

N/A

Girls Front Line

N/A

Honkai Star Rail

Dear, would you be so kind as to help me with this?-Kafka X Reader

Supply Run-Natasha X Reader

Serval, Yukong, Stelle X Fighter Reader

Hard Work-Qingque X Reader

Incorrect HSR X Reader Quotes

Never Fade Away-Firefly X Reader

A Few Seconds Too Late-Himeko, Kafka, and Yukong x Reader

Hypnotize Me!-March 7th X Vamp! Reader

A Friendly Sparring Match-Seele X Reader

Zenless Zone Zero

Kresnik Pt.1: Meeting-Belle X Reader

Kresnik Pt. 2: The Butcher-Belle X Reader

Belle X Mech Pilot Reader

Belle X Reader Who Likes To Be Stylish While Fighting

Reverse 1999

N/A

RWBY

Penny Polendina X Reader Relationship Headcannons

Yang, Weiss, And Nora X Kobeni-Esque Reader

Yang And Nora X Reader After Breaking Your Pelvis

Fatal Illusion-Cinder Fall X Reader

Revers Death By Snu Snu-Kyoko, Elphelt Valentine, and Yang

Bleach

Shoot The Works-Tier Harribel X Reader

Retsu Unohana And Sui-Feng X Powerful Himbo Reader

Rukia Kuchki And Retsu Unohana X Eternally Sleepy Reader

Isane Kotetsu x Secret Admirer Reader

Rukia Kuchki And Artist Reader

Elisabeth Blantorche And Rangiku Matsumoto Taking Care Of Sick Reader

Chainsaw man

N/A

Jujutsu Kaisen

N/A

Fate Grand Order alongside Fate and TYPE MOON in general

Cold-Barghest X Reader

Death By Snu Snu-Tamamo No Mae, Nero Claudius, & BB

Death By Snu Snu-Penthesilea, Caenis, Medea, Medusa, And Atalante Alter

Fighting Off The Summer Sun-Rin Tohsaka X Vamp! Reader

Luvia With A S/O Who Grew Up Poor

The Pumpkin Menace-Various Fate Ladies X Reader

Tsukihime X Reader Incorrect Quotes

Stargazing-Ishtar X Reader

Danganronpa

N/A

Persona

Ann, Makoto, Futaba, Haru, And Sumiere With A Reader Who Flips A Coin To Make Decisions

Granblue Fantasy

Beatrix With A Shy Reader Who Can Make Her Blush With Ease

King Of Fighters

Death By Snu Snu-Leona Heidern And Mai Shiranui X Reader

Death By Snu Snu-King, Mai Shiranui, and Chizuru Kagura

King's Reaction To Being Called Hot In Her Suit And Tie

Tekken

Nina Williams X Reader Who Was Frozen Around The Same Time She Was

A Vampire, A Devil, And Lycoris-Reina X Reader

Guilty Gear

Sleeping With Testament As It Storms

Revers Death By Snu Snu-Kyoko, Elphelt Valentine, and Yang

Testament Struggling To Find An Engagement Gift For You

Blazblue

Death By Snu Snu-Nine The Phantom and Litchi Faye Ling

Kokonoe And Nine Having A Mother Daughter Rivalry Over You

Enjoy The Ride-Noel Vermillion X Reader

What Spending Time With Them Would Be Like-Nine, Kokonoe, Bullet, Makoto, Noel, Litchi, And Tsubaki X Reader

Spending Time With Them-Mai Natsume, Trinity Glassfile, Es, and Celica A. Mercury

Glad To Be A Problem-Tsubaki X Reader

An Apple A Day-Litchi Faye Ling X Reader

Under-Night-In-Birth

Kaguya And Eltnum With A Stoic Reader Who Is Easy To Fluster.

Wagner Comforting You After A Nightmare

Wagner X Touch Averse Reader

Alarms-Kokonoe X Reader

Skullgirls

N/A

Street Fighter

Death By Snu Snu-Karin Kanzuku And Cammy White

Death By Snu Snu-Marisa, A.K.I., And Poison

Resident Evil

N/A

Final Fantasy

N/A

Hi-Fi Rush

Peppermint With A Reader Who Tries And Fails To Not Look At Her Ass

Trails Of Cold Steel

N/A

Fear And Hunger & Fear And Hunger: Termina

N/A

River City Girls

Revers Death By Snu Snu-Kyoko, Elphelt Valentine, and Yang

[fukounaboy]

HELLO ! ! !

Welcome to my blog. !!!

Here is some. V silly stuff about me. So you can get to know me. Or. Whatever the point of these are. !!! :D

Anyways,,,

BASIC STUFF :3

(Bold (I meant ITALIC but whatever...) is most preferred !!!)

☆ - Name(s) :: Ciel , Cecilia , Collette , Chelovek , Tobias , Mattias , Koda. Give me new ones too. And also I'll probably steal your name if I like it so. Don't mind that. :3

☆ - Pronouns :: It/Its , Kie/Kym , Hy/Hym , Literally anything that isn't She/He/They , Hell give me new pronouns idc /lh /gen

☆ - Age :: 16 !! (Birthday is 10/25)

☆ - I am :: Genderfluid , Abrosexual , Arretaromantic , Hypersexual , Hyperromantic , Aplatonic , Fictoromantic , etc (This will absolutely probably change eventually. So.)

☆ - I am diagnosed with ADHD and GAD. Probably more undiagnosed, but that isn't really much of your business anyway. (/lh)

Fandoms / Stuff I enjoy / Idrk !!!

☆ - Genshin Impact , Honkai StarRail , Identity V , Zenless Zone Zero , Wuthering Waves , Whump , Vocaloid , Character.AI (That should say enough abt me I'm sorry) , Popee The Performer , Cult Of The Lamb , Deltarune , Fundamental Paper Education , Hello Charlotte , PJSK (I cant play it but im so in love with Rui okay.) , Billie Bust Up

☆ - Music :: Will Wood (+ Anything with Will in it like A Verbal Equinox, The Stereosexuals, etc) , STOMACH BOOK , Sarah And The Safe Word , Jhariah , Bureak , MARETU , Ghost and Pals , Ghost , Deco27 , Orville Peck , Arctic Monkeys , Yaelokre , That Handsome Devil , The Paper Chase , Alice Schach and the Magic Orchestra , Utsu-P , Chonny Jash , Masa Works Design

Uhhh random stuff !!!

☆ - I am a Therian (Red fox , Crow , Cat , Moth , Rat , etc) , Otherkin (Angelkin , Vampirekin , Dollkin , etc) , Fictionkin (too many to name here srry :3) , OCkin (Mattias , Caelum)

☆ - Very silly. The silliest even.

☆ - I have 2 husbands who I love very much and I would give them my entire soul if I could.

☆ - Age/Pet regressor. !!! (I have been V SCARED to mention that anywhere because. Trauma. Unfortunately. But. There it is !!! look at that. :3 (After like 2 years of being scared of mentioning it anywhere !! We are better. :D))

☆ - Professional silly lil guy.

☆ - Pro-let people do whatever the fuck they want on the internet because literally what does it matter in the grand scheme of things. Who does it hurt in the world. (No one that's who.)

☆ - Self-shipper. Not sharing my F/Os cuz im still a bit :') feeling abt it but !! Yeagh.

☆ - #1 PLAYABLE PANTALONE BELIEVEr. TRUST ME. PLEASE HOYO.

☆ - If I make posts like. Freaking out. Just ignore it please. Bcz im probably just having an episode or smth.

☆ - Also if I say I'm gonna kms I'm either joking or just. Not being serious. So.

☆ - Please don't DM me! If you wanna talk to me, send me an ask with whatever you wanna say. I won't respond to your DM (unless I know you very well). I have very bad social anxiety, and people DMing me randomly scares me. (Crispin is an exception.)

☆ - I think thats all :3

☆ - My DNI is here!!

Accounts / links (in the same place because of image limit. :'])

@wh-wh-whumpified - Where I reblog whump stuff !!! (I WILL WRITE WHUMP EVENTUALLY...(I am LYING))

@genderhoarded - Genderhoard reblogs where I reblog stuff I shove into my genderhoard. >:)

@translucent-equinox - Headmates' blog. For all the guys that are in my head.

@angelkiddoz - Agere/Petre reblogs !!

@ciel-x-crispin-incorrect-quotes Joke acc. Probably repurposing soon.

@confetticakestims - Stimboards bcz i love them. :3

@idkanameyetlmeow - Repurposing.

@bleuctipie - repurposing.

Uhhh I have many more blogs but those are the ones i will let you see. :3

DON'T ASK WHY I HAVE MULTIPLE PRONOUN SITE ACC THINGS. OKAY. :3

Pronouns.page

Pronouns.cc / Collective pronouns.cc

Rentry / Rentry 2 / Rentry 3 (Kin stuff)

Youtube / Youtube 2

Pinterest / Pinterest 2

Spotify / Spotify 2 (Will add later. :'])

Spacehey

Reddit

Instagram / Instagram 2

Discord - Histrionique (main) ccasadastraphobia (alt)

Anddd that is it ! :3

Thank you for reading. :D

[zenless-zideblog-zero]

Jane: Do you think this disguise will work, Seth~?

Seth: I don't think I'm the right person to ask that ... But you do look Good!

Seth: Well- You look good in anything really, Jane!

Seth: Jane?

Jane:

[justaninternetgal]

New hc Billy listens to shitty rap music bc he doesn’t pay attention to lyrics he just vibes

Billy: 🎶 My new bitch yellow, she blow that dick like a cello~ 🎶

Nicole: What the fuck are you listening to

Billy: Art.

[zenless-zideblog-zero]

Jane: *Watching Seth Train, Wiggles ears slightly*

Seth: *Pausing* Huh.

Jane: Hmm~ Something catch your eye Kitty-Cat~

Seth: Oh, I just noticed your ears wiggle sometimes. Why does that happen?

Jane: O-Oh! *Grabbing her ears to hide them* Well ... When a rat sees something that interests it, or makes it curious or happy, it wiggles it's ears for some reason.

Seth: Does it embarrass you when your ears do that?

Jane: A little. It's more that I have some bad memories with people misinterpreting that.

Seth: Do you want to talk about.

Jane: *Checks the room, they are alone* ... When I was younger, back in last years of public school, Someone looked up what it meant and saw that one of the potential things it could mean was that a female rat wants to ... have kids, find a mate and the like. Rumors spread, I got harassed by some people who were "just joking" and that "I was being way too serious about it."

Jane: *lightly chuckling* I wound up wearing a head band to keep my ears flat for a bit! Whenever I see photos of myself from that time I can't help but laugh at how dumb I look-

Seth: *Grabbing Jane's hands in his own* Jane that horrible! Those people were being more than bullies, but actively sexually harassing you, verbally at the very least, as well has committing microaggressions towards you as a thiren!

Seth: I'm so sorry you had to go through that! If- if any one does that to you again and I'm nearby, just say the word and I'll my the biggest ass out myself as possible to save you from their attention!

Seth: You don't deserve that kind of reputation, and they don't deserve to be around you!

Jane: ... Thanks Seth ... That means a lot. You don't deserve that kind of reputation any more than I do, hell, you probably deserve it less than me. You're allowed to be a kind, protective Pubsec officer, and I have to act like a criminal.

Jane: But, Genuinely, thank you Seth. I'll keep it in mind.

Jane: Hey, if anything good came out of it ... I wanted to understand why people would act like that, and so I got into criminal psychology. If that hadn't happened I wouldn't have met Qingyi, or Zhu-Yuan, the Managers of Random Play, or You.

Seth: Aw, Thanks Jane! You're a good friend, and I'll do whatever it take to protect you!

Jane: Thanks Seth. I should be going now. Don't forget to take your after workout drink to replenish those electrolytes!

[zenless-zideblog-zero]

Lycaon: Hello Proxy.

Wise: Hello Lycaon!

Belle: Oh they Fuckin'.

Ellen: What? They're just saying "hi" to each other.

~~~~~

Lycaon: How are you today?

Wise: I'm doing Well, how about you?

Belle: Oh they're fucking! Look at them sparks!

Ellen: They're jus- They're just talking to each other?

~~~~~

Lycaon: There is no one I trust more than you, Wise.

Wise: I'm glad to hear it. You're a very important person to me as well, Lycaon.

Ellen: Oh, they're fucking-

Belle: Oh they FAWKIN'

[zenless-zideblog-zero]

Girls night VS. Boys Night

Zhu-Yuan: *In a High speed chase with a vehicle*THIS IS PUBSEC! PULL YOUR VEHICLE OVER NOW!

Nicole: *in passenger seat Old Smokey, the car Zhu-yuan's chasing* Be careful! This thing hasn't been serviced in a good while!

Piper: *Driving* I can tell. These tires haven't been rotated in at least six years, and I can't begin to imagine how old the oil is. You should take better care of this old girl~

Belle: Less talk, More Speed!

Corin: Master Proxy, are we in trouble! If I get caught Victoria Housekeeping's reputation will be Ruined! WAH!

Belle: Corin, Sweetheart, please listen to me when I say Ellen and Lucy should have a distraction coming!

~~~~~

Wise: That's ... Twelve Ice Damage, and Nineteen Slashing damage.

Anton: Brometheus Fought the good fight! He believes his friends will save the world, even in his Death!

Wise: Stellar, Arctunoct the Frost-Bringer has just knocked your dear friend unconscious, and the Rituals Almost Complete! He give you the most vile, toxic smirk as he pulls his spear from Brometheus! What do you do?

Billy: Uh, how bad does he look?

Wise: He's decently hurt, but so is the rest of your team. You're the last in the initiative order, and if he's still up when your turn ends, the world may just end.

Billy: Okay then ... Stellar draws his hand-crossbows, looks Arctunoct in his dumb face, and proclaims "You are nothing but a selfish fool! And the Void of your heart will be pierced with STARLIGHT!" and will fire his crossbows.

Billy: And that's- NAT 20!

The Table erupts in cheers

Wise: Okay, how much damage?

Billy: Uuhhm, first I'm throwing Smite on that with my last level two slot and Lightbringer's final Divine Charge, so that's ...

Billy: Twelve piercing, and ... FOURTY THREE RADIANT!

The Table erupts into louder cheers

Wise: okay! WOW! That's a LOT of damage! uh- You Lightbringer's bolt CRACKLE with the fissile power of the stars, bleaching the shadows from view, stirking him square in the heart!

Wise: He clutches the metal piercing his chest, falls to one knee ... *grinning* and Laughs ...

Billy: WHAT!

Anton: NONONO!

Seth: HOW TOUGH IS THIS GUY!

Wise: Spitting up blood Arctunoct wheezes out "And so the light is swallowed by shadow ... a brave show young Paladin, but this ... THIS IS WHERE YOUR SUN BURNS OUT!"

Billy: Hold on! I have one more attack!

Wise: Yes, yes you do.

Billy: okay so that's ... Thirteen.

Seth: Bless!

Billy: Uh, Fifteen?

Anton: Brometheus's Inspiration!

Wise: And inspiration. You just need to roll a three.

Billy: ... I GOT THREE!

The Table erupts in even LOUDER cheers

Wise: Okay, Billy?

Billy: Yeah?!?

Wise: *Writing something down* I'm writing down Exactly how much health he has left, And then I want you to roll your damage.

Billy: Okay ... it's just the one roll ...

Billy: *Rolls Damage*

Billy: Okay,so that's Four damage, plus Five for my dexterity, and one for the Enchantment.

Wise: ... the first shot brought this beast of a man to his knees, but he still breathed.

Wise: Billy ... he had only nine Health after it, How do you Wipe him out?

*Seth, Anton, and Billy Freak the fuck out*

Billy: okAy! Okay! Okay! As he's laughing from the first blow, Stellar whispers under his breathe "It's always Darkest before the Dawn." And send this last bolt right into his neck, causing him to fall into the ritual, and is eviscerated as the spell goes haywire, unfinished!

Wise: Perfect. As his body is wrenched apart by the arcane Energies misfiring, you feel in your heart as you've accomplished what you were meant to do. The World is saved, the Sun just peeks over the horizon, as if to say thank you, to the knight that has let it blaze one more day.