#zenless zone zero incorrect quotes

[bertieorangy]

Y/N : I’m serious! You look good, anybody would be lucky to have you, an—and you’re such a good person, like—

Lighter : So date me.

Y/N :

Y/N : what

Lighter : So date me.

Y/N : I mean I’m not…

Lighter : You said I’m a good person, so date me.

Y/N : yeah but—

Lighter, corners them to the wall : You said anybody would be lucky to have me, so be lucky.

Lighter, tips their chin up : Date me.

[zenless-zideblog-zero]

Jane: Do you think this disguise will work, Seth~?

Seth: I don't think I'm the right person to ask that ... But you do look Good!

Seth: Well- You look good in anything really, Jane!

Seth: Jane?

Jane:

[zenless-zone-zero-incorrect]

Vivian: You're so dramatic!

Hugo, with a rose between his lips, dressed in evening wear during the day, draping himself across a piano: I have no idea what you're talking about.

[justaninternetgal]

Billy: gets down on one knee

Wise: Oh my god, it’s finally happening!

Billy: clutches his stomach in pain

Wise: The poison is kicking in!

[historynerdj2writing]

Zenless Zone Zero Incorrect Quotes

[CW: swearing, rather bizarre phrases, from a variety of sources. No citation for sources will be given. If you recognize them, feel free to tag them]

Hoshimi Miyabi: From the security footage, I'm just a woman fighting my demons, and no one can tell who's winning.

Qingyi: Being recommended to dive into a hollow without a carrot or proxy is like being handed a pair of aviator goggles by Emperor Hirohito.

Jane Doe *about to interrogate a hollow raider*: Hi, I will be your invasive inquisitor.

Asaba Harumasa: Sorry I'm late. I took the wrong exit and went to Blazewoods and ended up getting probed.

Tsukishiro Yanagi: ...

Hoshimi Miyabi: ...

Soukaku: ...

Asaba Harumasa: For free.

Astra Yao: You look calm Eve.

Evelyn Chevalier: Do not mistake composure for ease. I'm freaking out on the inside.

Wise: Glad to not be alone in that. Thanks Eve.

NPC: Children have gone missing here.

Billy Kid: You probably shouldn't let us in if children are going missing. We're just gonna make it worse.

Nicole Demara: Nekomata, smack him please.

*SMACK*

Nicole Demara: Thank you. We'll help ma'am.

Burnice White: Lucy, you know how your parents are disappointed in you because you didn't turn out the way they wanted you to? Well, that's okay! Because you don't exist to please your parents. You exist to spite. God.

Lucy: ...

Pulchra Fellini: ...

Piper, Caeser, Lighter, Wise and Belle: *politely clapping*

Lucy: The fu-

Belle speaking just outside of a hollow: This my friends, is the Null Hollow. Literally, unquestionably, undeniably the middle of fucking nowhere. If fucking nowhere had a capital city, this would be it. And this would be the main street of fucking nowhere city. And the Lord Mayor would be fucking no one, presiding over fuck all, in a place where there is no one around to give a fuck.

Von Lycaon: ...

Alexandrina "Rina" Sebastiane: ...

Ellen Joe: zzz

Corin Wickes: What does 'fuck' mean?

Koleda Belobog: You know what secrets are right?

Anton Ivanov *in a joking tone*: Secrets are what the voices in my head say never to tell until I'm sure no one can stop me.

Grace Howard: ... Where is this company going?

Ben Bigger: To hell... I hope.

[gojoidyll]

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billy: omg- the alphabet?!?!?!?

[harumasa-wifey]

Harumasa: can i Rizz you up?

You: *confused* sure?

Harumasa:*on his knees* PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE-

[spark-circuit]

Billy: Ohhh, why does everything have to be so complicated...?

Nicole: Okay, look. If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game, Billy. Break out the L-word.

Billy: Lesbian?

Anby: The other L-word.

Billy: ...Lesbians?

[na-na-namine]

Belle: As your sister, I’m obligated to question your taste in men (Billy).

Wise: At least I’m not the one rizzing up a cop.

Belle: Listen here, you little shit, I-

[incorrect-gravescest]

Brother Loving Sauce

💙: What do you think the boys talk about while we were gone?

🩷: Eh, knowing Andy, he's probably talking Wise's ear off about some nerdy shit, like who would win in a fight between Lord Pikadalf the Smitten against Darth Applejackius III.

💙: (giggling) Well, whatever it is, I sure hope they're having fun!

MEANWHILE...

🤍: What the hell has your sister been teaching my sister? Last night she started rambling about protecting me from "Hussies" and absolutely went wild on me in bed! I've got scratch marks all over my back and bite marks on my ass, neck and shoulders!

💚: Welcome to the club, my friend.

[bertieorangy]

Y/N : Lighter

Lighter : what’s up

Y/N : I took bathroom selfies in my underwear and I don’t hate my body in them so I’m sending them to you

Y/N : is that chill?

Lighter : that is always chill

Lighter : is it chill if I cherish them forever

Y/N : ya that’s chill

[zenless-zideblog-zero]

Seth: If I fall…

Jane: I’ll be there to catch you.

Zhu Yuan: *looks at Qingyi* What if I fall?

Qingyi: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.

Billy: *Watching these two interactions*

Billy: *to Nicole* And if I fall?

Nicole: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

[zenless-zone-zero-incorrect]

Belle: you know, bisexuality aint that hard to understand. Girls are cute. Guys are cute. Everyone is cute. What more do you want from me?

Nicole: i want your wallet

[justaninternetgal]

New hc Billy listens to shitty rap music bc he doesn’t pay attention to lyrics he just vibes

Billy: 🎶 My new bitch yellow, she blow that dick like a cello~ 🎶

Nicole: What the fuck are you listening to

Billy: Art.

[definitely-not-phaethon]

Anton: Basterd!

Wise: Damn. I Can't Even Refute That, My Parents Were, Infact, Unwed.

Anton, dying noises: Holyshit??

[kaya-kamiyoshi]

Billy : This is so frustrating!

Wise : What is?

Billy : That Belle keeps dropping obvious hints that she’s into Nicole but she’s completely oblivious!!!

Wise, wearing a shirt that says "DATE ME BILLY" : ...Yeah I can understand why you could be frustrated.