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You guys didn’t see anything that was for my main blog

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Belle: I can stand with not safe for work violence but I draw the line at procreating.

Lighter: I stand with getting guts ripped out I draw the lines in getting my guts filled.

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Wise: NOT YOU PRAYING FOR HIS DOWNFALL!

Belle: His green stink air is controlling him to lose like the green goober ghost from ghost busters.

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Wise: Belle, You're not the first person to punch me in my face...

Belle: But I Will Be The Last.

Wise: Belle-

Belle: The Curse Of Ra!

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Belle: I should’ve never trusted a horse, first the one that bit me and broke my fingers now the virtual horse that won’t dodge for SHIT!! Torrent is public enemy number one! I HATE THAT HORSE!

Wise: Belle, stop you’re sounding insane- Belle. Jesus Christ.

Wise: You’re starting to sound like a toxic X-Box gamer boy belle.

Belle: Elden ring brings out my toxicity!!

Wise: NO!

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Slow Zoom Up Of Ladypool, Theater Dead Silent

Belle, In Utter Awe: Holy Shit.

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Von: The Honda Odyssey Is To Gays What U-Hauls is to Lesbians.

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Anby: I don’t think it’s sleep walking I think it’s my body realizing there’s two people in my room and being like..

Anby: ahh there are two people here I must sleep with them equally-

Billy: I feel like that’s the wrong way to word it buddy!

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Wise, while holding back tears watching Belle play Elden ring: Boss gets a dollar we get a dime that’s why we play Elden ring on company time.

Wise, not even a minute later after watching Belle die to Beastman of Farum Azula: YOU GODDAMN WHORE!! YOU BITCH!? YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUCK!!

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Belle, crying while watching Wise play Elden ring: Boss makes a dollar we make a dime this is why we get slayed on company time!!

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Anton: Basterd!

Wise: Damn. I Can't Even Refute That, My Parents Were, Infact, Unwed.

Anton, dying noises: Holyshit??

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Seth: It’s either the group home or the military, either way I’m enlisting in one of them.

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Nicole: I’m going to bag that alien princess guys.

Nicole: Mark my fucking WORDS!!

Anby, mouthing while typing: Nicole, Bitchless This Year. Alien Ass. Potentially. Could be delusions or maybelline.

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Von: Cops are either women that are stupidly hot for no reason, the shittiest people you’ll ever meet. Or men that are just a wet fucking cat.

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Belle: She could do things to me Wise!!

Wise: Well, now we know that Von is a tits man and you’re an ass woman.

Belle: Listen!!

Belle: She can do things to me! She can put those handcuffs to better use!! I’m right here, Zhu Yuan!!

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Belle: I have never felt more childhood whimsy than slurping on a gogurt.

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Wise: House of the dragon got WORSE!

Belle: What did they justify this time?

Wise: Remember that guy who married his niece and had several children?

Wise: He fucked his dead mother! Who died when he was three!!

Belle: Maybe we’ve met our incest talk quota for the month.

Wise: AND ANOTHER CHARACTER WANTS TO FUCK HIS LIVING MOTHER APPARENTLY!

Belle: Maybe we’ve met our incest talk quota for the year.