definitely-not-phaethon
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Incorrect Zenless Zone Zero Quoted
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definitely-not-phaethon · 3 months ago
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Wise: Belle, You're not the first person to punch me in my face...
Belle: But I Will Be The Last.
Wise: Belle-
Belle: The Curse Of Ra!
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definitely-not-phaethon · 4 months ago
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Belle: I should’ve never trusted a horse, first the one that bit me and broke my fingers now the virtual horse that won’t dodge for SHIT!! Torrent is public enemy number one! I HATE THAT HORSE!
Wise: Belle, stop you’re sounding insane- Belle. Jesus Christ.
Wise: You’re starting to sound like a toxic X-Box gamer boy belle.
Belle: Elden ring brings out my toxicity!!
Wise: NO!
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definitely-not-phaethon · 4 months ago
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Slow Zoom Up Of Ladypool, Theater Dead Silent
Belle, In Utter Awe: Holy Shit.
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definitely-not-phaethon · 4 months ago
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Von: The Honda Odyssey Is To Gays What U-Hauls is to Lesbians.
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definitely-not-phaethon · 4 months ago
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Anby: I don’t think it’s sleep walking I think it’s my body realizing there’s two people in my room and being like..
Anby: ahh there are two people here I must sleep with them equally-
Billy: I feel like that’s the wrong way to word it buddy!
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definitely-not-phaethon · 4 months ago
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Wise, while holding back tears watching Belle play Elden ring: Boss gets a dollar we get a dime that’s why we play Elden ring on company time.
Wise, not even a minute later after watching Belle die to Beastman of Farum Azula: YOU GODDAMN WHORE!! YOU BITCH!? YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUCK!!
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definitely-not-phaethon · 4 months ago
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Belle, crying while watching Wise play Elden ring: Boss makes a dollar we make a dime this is why we get slayed on company time!!
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definitely-not-phaethon · 4 months ago
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Anton: Basterd!
Wise: Damn. I Can't Even Refute That, My Parents Were, Infact, Unwed.
Anton, dying noises: Holyshit??
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definitely-not-phaethon · 4 months ago
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Seth: It’s either the group home or the military, either way I’m enlisting in one of them.
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definitely-not-phaethon · 4 months ago
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Nicole: I’m going to bag that alien princess guys.
Nicole: Mark my fucking WORDS!!
Anby, mouthing while typing: Nicole, Bitchless This Year. Alien Ass. Potentially. Could be delusions or maybelline.
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definitely-not-phaethon · 4 months ago
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Von: Cops are either women that are stupidly hot for no reason, the shittiest people you’ll ever meet. Or men that are just a wet fucking cat.
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definitely-not-phaethon · 4 months ago
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Belle: She could do things to me Wise!!
Wise: Well, now we know that Von is a tits man and you’re an ass woman.
Belle: Listen!!
Belle: She can do things to me! She can put those handcuffs to better use!! I’m right here, Zhu Yuan!!
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definitely-not-phaethon · 4 months ago
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Belle: I have never felt more childhood whimsy than slurping on a gogurt.
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definitely-not-phaethon · 4 months ago
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Wise: House of the dragon got WORSE!
Belle: What did they justify this time?
Wise: Remember that guy who married his niece and had several children?
Wise: He fucked his dead mother! Who died when he was three!!
Belle: Maybe we’ve met our incest talk quota for the month.
Wise: AND ANOTHER CHARACTER WANTS TO FUCK HIS LIVING MOTHER APPARENTLY!
Belle: Maybe we’ve met our incest talk quota for the year.
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definitely-not-phaethon · 5 months ago
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Belle: I can stand with not safe for work violence but I draw the line at procreating.
Anton: I stand with getting guts ripped out I draw the lines in getting my guts filled.
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definitely-not-phaethon · 5 months ago
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Belle: Choose a color.
Ellen: Red.
Ellen: I mean your mom.
Ellen, realizing: WAIT!!!
Belle: Ellen…
Belle: Ellen…
Ellen: stop
Ellen: Stop
Ellen: STOP!!!
Belle: Ellen..
Ellen, turning away: I’ll be in the corner.
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definitely-not-phaethon · 5 months ago
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Nicole: Is that Debby Ryan?
Anby: No, it’s Rachel Berry.
Nicole: OH!
Nicole: I was about to say.
Nicole: What happened to her?
Anby: Glee.
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