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Glee Soundtrack Rating Project Results: angelhummel

@angelhummel

Favourite character: Kurt Hummel

Least favourite character: Will Schuester

Favourite season: Season 5

Least favourite season: Season 6

Mean song rating: 4.91

Mean song rating for favourite character's songs: 6.59

Mean song rating for favourite character's solos: 7.36

Mean song rating season 1: 4.93

Mean song rating season 2: 5.1

Mean song rating season 3: 4.95

Mean song rating season 4: 4.95

Mean song rating season 5: 4.92

Mean song rating season 6: 4.38

Songs rated: 702

[ID: A bar chart titled Number of songs assigned each rating by angelhummel, illustrating the number of times each score was assigned to a song by angelhummel. 10 was assigned 36 times, 9 was assigned 15 times, 8 was assigned 56 times, 7 was assigned 86 times, 6 was assigned 99 times, 5 was assigned 97 times, 4 was assigned 89 times, 3 was assigned 86 times, 2 was assigned 74 times, 1 was assigned 64 times, and 0 songs were not rated.]

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Ranking:

1. (10) - S1x03 - Bust Your Windows

2. (10) - S1x05 - Maybe This Time

3. (10) - S1x06 - It's My Life/Confessions Part II

4. (10) - S1x13 - And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going

5. (10) - S1x18 - Rose's Turn

6. (10) - S1x19 - Dream On

7. (10) - S1x20 - Bad Romance

8. (10) - S1x22 - To Sir, With Love

9. (10) - S2x04 - Le Jazz Hot

10. (10) - S2x04 - With You I'm Born Again

11. (10) - S2x06 - Teenage Dream

12. (10) - S2x06 - Start Me Up/Livin' on a Prayer

13. (10) - S2x10 - Baby, It's Cold Outside

14. (10) - S2x11 - Thriller/Heads Will Roll

15. (10) - S2x18 - As If We Never Said Goodbye

16. (10) - S2x22 - For Good

17. (10) - S3x04 - Candyman

18. (10) - S3x11 - Scream

19. (10) - S3x11 - Smooth Criminal

20. (10) - S3x13 - I Will Always Love You

21. (10) - S3x14 - Cough Syrup

22. (10) - S3x17 - How Will I Know

23. (10) - S4x04 - The Scientist

24. (10) - S4x06 - There Are Worse Things I Could Do

25. (10) - S4x08 - Home/Homeward Bound

26. (10) - S4x09 - Being Alive

27. (10) - S4x15 - Come What May

28. (10) - S4x20 - At the Ballet

29. (10) - S5x06 - Just the Way You Are

30. (10) - S5x07 - Nasty/Rhythm Nation

31. (10) - S5x09 - Brave

32. (10) - S5x12 - Defying Gravity

33. (10) - S5x14 - People

34. (10) - S6x02 - Home

35. (10) - S6x03 - It's Too Late

36. (10) - S6x07 - Somebody Loves You

37. (9) - S1x13 - Don't Rain on My Parade

38. (9) - S1x16 - Home

39. (9) - S1x18 - The Boy Is Mine

40. (9) - S2x04 - River Deep, Mountain High

41. (9) - S3x06 - Rumour Has It/Someone Like You

42. (9) - S3x13 - Love Shack

43. (9) - S3x16 - Disco Inferno

44. (9) - S3x17 - So Emotional

45. (9) - S3x18 - Shake It Out

46. (9) - S4x03 - Everybody Wants to Rule the World

47. (9) - S4x14 - We've Got Tonite

48. (9) - S5x10 - The Happening

49. (9) - S6x07 - I Know Where I've Been

50. (9) - S6x11 - Take Me to Church

51. (9) - S6x13 - I Lived

52. (8) - S1x01 - Leaving On a Jet Plane

53. (8) - S1x10 - Don't Stand So Close to Me/Young Girl

54. (8) - S1x11 - True Colors

55. (8) - S1x15 - 4 Minutes

56. (8) - S1x15 - Like a Prayer

57. (8) - S1x18 - Lady Is a Tramp

58. (8) - S1x22 - Don't Stop Believing (Regionals)

59. (8) - S2x02 - Toxic

60. (8) - S2x03 - I Want to Hold Your Hand

61. (8) - S2x05 - Sweet Transvestite

62. (8) - S2x09 - Dog Days Are Over

63. (8) - S2x09 - Valerie

64. (8) - S2x10 - Last Christmas

65. (8) - S2x14 - Don't You Want Me

66. (8) - S2x16 - Blackbird

67. (8) - S2x17 - I Follow Rivers

68. (8) - S2x18 - Somewhere Only We Know

69. (8) - S2x18 - Born This Way

70. (8) - S2x19 - Go Your Own Way

71. (8) - S2x19 - Songbird

72. (8) - S3x01 - Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead

73. (8) - S3x05 - Uptown Girl

74. (8) - S3x11 - Human Nature

75. (8) - S3x13 - Cherish/Cherish

76. (8) - S3x17 - I Have Nothing

77. (8) - S3x17 - My Love Is Your Love

78. (8) - S3x18 - Not the Boy Next Door

79. (8) - S4x02 - Boys/Boyfriend

80. (8) - S4x02 - 3

81. (8) - S4x04 - Don't Speak

82. (8) - S4x08 - Let's Have a Kiki/Turkey Lurkey Time

83. (8) - S4x11 - No Scrubs

84. (8) - S4x12 - Centerfold/Hot in Herre

85. (8) - S4x13 - Don't Stop Me Now

86. (8) - S4x13 - Nutbush City Limits

87. (8) - S4x16 - Cold Hearted

88. (8) - S4x16 - Bye Bye Bye/I Want It That Way

89. (8) - S4x17 - Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go

90. (8) - S4x21 - Higher Ground

91. (8) - S5x01 - All You Need Is Love

92. (8) - S5x02 - Hey Jude

93. (8) - S5x02 - Let It Be

94. (8) - S5x03 - Seasons of Love

95. (8) - S5x05 - If I Were a Boy

96. (8) - S5x07 - Into the Groove

97. (8) - S5x09 - I Believe in a Thing Called Love

98. (8) - S5x14 - Downtown

99. (8) - S5x15 - Not While I'm Around

100. (8) - S5x15 - Broadway Baby

101. (8) - S5x20 - Pompeii

102. (8) - S6x03 - Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow/Head Over Feet

103. (8) - S6x03 - Hand in My Pocket/I Feel the Earth Move

104. (8) - S6x08 - At Last

105. (8) - S6x09 - Cool Kids

106. (8) - S6x11 - Chandelier

107. (8) - S6x13 - Someday We'll Be Together

108. (7) - S1x01 - Don't Stop Believing (Pilot)

109. (7) - S1x05 - Alone

110. (7) - S1x07 - Hate On Me

111. (7) - S1x07 - Ride Wit Me

112. (7) - S1x14 - Hello, I Love You

113. (7) - S1x15 - Like a Virgin

114. (7) - S1x16 - A House Is Not a Home

115. (7) - S1x18 - Jessie's Girl

116. (7) - S1x19 - I Dreamed a Dream

117. (7) - S1x20 - Funny Girl

118. (7) - S2x01 - Empire State of Mind

119. (7) - S2x02 - I'm a Slave 4 U

120. (7) - S2x02 - Me Against the Music

121. (7) - S2x05 - Time Warp

122. (7) - S2x06 - Stop! In the Name of Love/Free Your Mind

123. (7) - S2x11 - Bills, Bills, Bills

124. (7) - S2x11 - She's Not There

125. (7) - S2x12 - When I Get You Alone

126. (7) - S2x14 - Blame It (On the Alcohol)

127. (7) - S2x15 - Landslide

128. (7) - S2x16 - Misery

129. (7) - S2x21 - Some People

130. (7) - S2x21 - Pure Imagination

131. (7) - S2x21 - Try a Little Tenderness

132. (7) - S2x21 - My Man

133. (7) - S2x21 - Back to Black

134. (7) - S3x01 - Anything Goes/Anything You Can Do

135. (7) - S3x02 - Something's Coming

136. (7) - S3x02 - I'm the Greatest Star

137. (7) - S3x03 - Spotlight

138. (7) - S3x03 - Cool

139. (7) - S3x03 - It's All Over

140. (7) - S3x06 - Hit Me with Your Best Shot/One Way or Another

141. (7) - S3x07 - Perfect

142. (7) - S3x08 - Buenos Aires

143. (7) - S3x08 - We Are Young

144. (7) - S3x09 - Christmas Wrapping

145. (7) - S3x09 - Let It Snow

146. (7) - S3x09 - All I Want for Christmas Is You

147. (7) - S3x09 - Do They Know It's Christmas?

148. (7) - S3x09 - Santa Claus Is Coming to Town

149. (7) - S3x09 - Extraordinary Merry Christmas

150. (7) - S3x11 - Never Can Say Goodbye

151. (7) - S3x12 - La Isla Bonita

152. (7) - S3x15 - Rio/Hungry Like the Wolf

153. (7) - S3x15 - Somebody That I Used to Know

154. (7) - S3x16 - If I Can't Have You

155. (7) - S3x17 - It's Not Right But It's Okay

156. (7) - S3x20 - Because You Loved Me

157. (7) - S3x21 - Paradise By the Dashboard Light

158. (7) - S3x21 - Tongue Tied

159. (7) - S4x02 - Oops!...I Did It Again

160. (7) - S4x03 - The Way You Look Tonight/You're Never Fully Dressed Without a Smile

161. (7) - S4x04 - Mine

162. (7) - S4x05 - Hopelessly Devoted to You

163. (7) - S4x06 - Beauty School Dropout

164. (7) - S4x07 - Some Nights

165. (7) - S4x09 - Don't Dream It's Over

166. (7) - S4x10 - The First Noel

167. (7) - S4x11 - Tell Him

168. (7) - S4x11 - I Don't Know How to Love Him

169. (7) - S4x14 - Getting Married Today

170. (7) - S4x17 - Wannabe

171. (7) - S4x17 - Mamma Mia

172. (7) - S4x21 - You Are the Sunshine of My Life

173. (7) - S4x21 - Superstition

174. (7) - S5x03 - Make You Feel My Love

175. (7) - S5x04 - Marry the Night

176. (7) - S5x04 - Roar

177. (7) - S5x08 - Mary's Little Boy Child

178. (7) - S5x09 - Every Breath You Take

179. (7) - S5x09 - Don't Rain On My Parade

180. (7) - S5x10 - Hold On

181. (7) - S5x13 - Don't Stop Believin' (Season Five)

182. (7) - S5x14 - You Make Me Feel So Young

183. (7) - S5x15 - I'm Still Here

184. (7) - S5x15 - Colorblind

185. (7) - S5x15 - No One Is Alone

186. (7) - S5x17 - Pumpin Blood

187. (7) - S5x18 - Doo Wop (That Thing)

188. (7) - S5x19 - Take Me Home Tonight

189. (7) - S5x20 - American Boy

190. (7) - S6x02 - Tightrope

191. (7) - S6x03 - So Far Away

192. (7) - S6x06 - Promises, Promises

193. (7) - S6x06 - Alfie

194. (6) - S1x06 - Halo/Walking On Sunshine

195. (6) - S1x07 - You Keep Me Hanging On

196. (6) - S1x09 - Dancing With Myself

197. (6) - S1x09 - Proud Mary

198. (6) - S1x09 - Defying Gravity

199. (6) - S1x11 - Bootylicious

200. (6) - S1x15 - Express Yourself

201. (6) - S1x15 - Vogue

202. (6) - S1x16 - One Less Bell to Answer/A House Is Not a Home

203. (6) - S1x16 - Fire

204. (6) - S1x18 - Pink Houses

205. (6) - S1x19 - Safety Dance

206. (6) - S1x19 - Dream a Little Dream

207. (6) - S1x22 - Any Way You Want It/Lovin' Touchin' Squeezin'

208. (6) - S2x01 - Listen

209. (6) - S2x02 - Baby One More Time

210. (6) - S2x03 - Bridge Over Troubled Water

211. (6) - S2x03 - One of Us

212. (6) - S2x05 - Science Fiction Double Feature

213. (6) - S2x07 - Forget You

214. (6) - S2x07 - Singing In the Rain/Umbrella

215. (6) - S2x07 - Nowadays/Hot Honey rag

216. (6) - S2x08 - Sway

217. (6) - S2x09 - Don't Cry for Me Argentina

218. (6) - S2x12 - Silly Love Songs

219. (6) - S2x14 - Tik Tok

220. (6) - S2x15 - Animal

221. (6) - S2x15 - Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh Yeah)

222. (6) - S2x16 - Raise Your Glass

223. (6) - S2x16 - Candles

224. (6) - S2x17 - Turning Tables

225. (6) - S2x17 - Ain't No Way

226. (6) - S2x19 - Dreams

227. (6) - S2x20 - Dancing Queen

228. (6) - S2x22 - Light Up the World

229. (6) - S2x22 - Still Got Tonight

230. (6) - S3x01 - It's Not Unusual

231. (6) - S3x05 - America

232. (6) - S3x06 - I Can't Go for That/You Make My Dreams Come True

233. (6) - S3x07 - Constant Craving

234. (6) - S3x08 - Control

235. (6) - S3x08 - Man in the Mirror

236. (6) - S3x08 - ABC

237. (6) - S3x09 - My Favorite Things

238. (6) - S3x10 - Summer Nights

239. (6) - S3x10 - Without You

240. (6) - S3x10 - The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face

241. (6) - S3x13 - L-O-V-E

242. (6) - S3x15 - Up Up Up

243. (6) - S3x15 - Fighter

244. (6) - S3x18 - Cell Block Tango

245. (6) - S3x19 - Dinosaur

246. (6) - S3x22 - You Get What You Give

247. (6) - S3x22 - In My Life

248. (6) - S4x01 - Chasing Pavements

249. (6) - S4x02 - Everytime

250. (6) - S4x02 - Crazy/U Drive Me Crazy

251. (6) - S4x02 - Womanizer

252. (6) - S4x04 - Teenage Dream (Acoustic)

253. (6) - S4x06 - Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee

254. (6) - S4x06 - You're the One That I Want

255. (6) - S4x10 - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

256. (6) - S4x12 - This Is the New Year

257. (6) - S4x13 - Diva

258. (6) - S4x13 - Girl On Fire

259. (6) - S4x13 - Hung Up

260. (6) - S4x14 - Just Can't Get Enough

261. (6) - S4x15 - You're All the World to Me

262. (6) - S4x16 - Closer

263. (6) - S4x17 - My Prerogative

264. (6) - S4x17 - Copacabana

265. (6) - S4x21 - For Once in My Life

266. (6) - S5x01 - Got to Get You Into My Life

267. (6) - S5x01 - Yesterday

268. (6) - S5x01 - A Hard Day's Night

269. (6) - S5x02 - Here Comes the Sun

270. (6) - S5x04 - Wide Awake

271. (6) - S5x04 - Applause

272. (6) - S5x05 - Wrecking Ball

273. (6) - S5x08 - Away in a Manger

274. (6) - S5x08 - Love Child

275. (6) - S5x09 - My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It)

276. (6) - S5x09 - Breakaway

277. (6) - S5x10 - Gloria

278. (6) - S5x10 - Jumpin' Jumpin'

279. (6) - S5x13 - Party All the Time

280. (6) - S5x13 - I Am Changing

281. (6) - S5x14 - Rockstar

282. (6) - S5x16 - Love Is a Battlefield

283. (6) - S5x20 - All of Me

284. (6) - S5x20 - Shakin' My Head

285. (6) - S6x01 - Let It Go

286. (6) - S6x02 - Take On Me

287. (6) - S6x02 - Mustang Sally

288. (6) - S6x06 - Arthur's Theme

289. (6) - S6x06 - Wishin' And Hoping

290. (6) - S6x09 - I Want to Break Free

291. (6) - S6x13 - Daydream Believer

292. (6) - S6x13 - This Time

293. (5) - S1x01 - On My Own

294. (5) - S1x01 - Rehab

295. (5) - S1x02 - Push It

296. (5) - S1x03 - Mercy

297. (5) - S1x04 - Taking Chances

298. (5) - S1x05 - Last Name

299. (5) - S1x07 - Keep Holding On

300. (5) - S1x08 - Sweet Caroline

301. (5) - S1x11 - Papa Don't Preach

302. (5) - S1x12 - Smile (Lily Allen)

303. (5) - S1x14 - Hello, Goodbye

304. (5) - S1x17 - U Can't Touch This

305. (5) - S1x17 - Physical

306. (5) - S1x17 - Run Joey Run

307. (5) - S1x20 - Shout It Out Loud

308. (5) - S1x20 - Poker Face

309. (5) - S1x21 - Give Up the Funk

310. (5) - S1x22 - Faithfully

311. (5) - S2x01 - Telephone

312. (5) - S2x02 - Stronger

313. (5) - S2x03 - Losing My Religion

314. (5) - S2x03 - I Look to You

315. (5) - S2x03 - Papa, Can You Hear Me?

316. (5) - S2x04 - Happy Days Are Here Again/Get Happy

317. (5) - S2x04 - Sing!

318. (5) - S2x05 - Whatever Happened to Saturday Night?

319. (5) - S2x05 - Touch a Touch a Touch a Touch Me

320. (5) - S2x08 - Marry You

321. (5) - S2x10 - Merry Christmas, Darling

322. (5) - S2x11 - Need You Now

323. (5) - S2x15 - Afternoon Delight

324. (5) - S2x16 - Loser Like Me

325. (5) - S2x17 - All By Myself

326. (5) - S2x18 - I Feel Pretty/Unpretty

327. (5) - S2x20 - I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance with You

328. (5) - S2x22 - Yeah!

329. (5) - S2x22 - As Long as You're There

330. (5) - S3x03 - Out Here On My Own

331. (5) - S3x03 - Fix You

332. (5) - S3x07 - Jolene

333. (5) - S3x08 - Survivor/I Will Survive

334. (5) - S3x10 - We Found Love

335. (5) - S3x13 - Stereo Hearts

336. (5) - S3x15 - I'm Still Standing

337. (5) - S3x16 - Boogie Shoes

338. (5) - S3x19 - Take My Breath Away

339. (5) - S3x21 - Starships

340. (5) - S3x21 - Pinball Wizard

341. (5) - S3x22 - I'll Remember

342. (5) - S3x22 - Roots Before Branches

343. (5) - S4x01 - It's Time

344. (5) - S4x01 - Call Me Maybe

345. (5) - S4x03 - A Change Would Do You Good

346. (5) - S4x06 - Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee (Reprise)

347. (5) - S4x06 - Greased Lightning

348. (5) - S4x07 - Heroes

349. (5) - S4x07 - Holding Out for a Hero

350. (5) - S4x11 - Locked Out of Heaven

351. (5) - S4x12 - Let Me Love You (Until You Learn to Love Yourself)

352. (5) - S4x12 - A Thousand Years

353. (5) - S4x12 - Torn

354. (5) - S4x12 - Love Song

355. (5) - S4x14 - Anything Could Happen

356. (5) - S4x15 - Shout

357. (5) - S4x16 - I Still Believe/Super Bass

358. (5) - S4x16 - How to Be a Heartbreaker

359. (5) - S4x16 - The Bitch Is Back/Dress You Up

360. (5) - S4x17 - Against All Odds (Take a Look at Me Now)

361. (5) - S4x18 - Say

362. (5) - S4x20 - Longest Time

363. (5) - S4x21 - I Wish

364. (5) - S4x21 - Signed, Sealed, Delivered, I'm Yours

365. (5) - S4x22 - All or Nothing

366. (5) - S5x01 - You've Got to Hide Your Love Away

367. (5) - S5x02 - Get Back

368. (5) - S5x02 - Something

369. (5) - S5x07 - You're My Best Friend

370. (5) - S5x07 - Cheek to Cheek

371. (5) - S5x08 - Here Comes Santa Claus (Down Santa Claus Lane)

372. (5) - S5x10 - Barracuda

373. (5) - S5x10 - Don't You (Forget About Me)

374. (5) - S5x11 - America

375. (5) - S5x12 - Toxic

376. (5) - S5x13 - Be Okay

377. (5) - S5x15 - You Make Me Feel Like a Natural Woman

378. (5) - S5x16 - Addicted to Love

379. (5) - S5x18 - Story of My Life

380. (5) - S5x19 - Memory

381. (5) - S6x06 - Baby It's You

382. (5) - S6x07 - Time After Time

383. (5) - S6x09 - Lose My Breath

384. (5) - S6x09 - Friday I'm in Love

385. (5) - S6x10 - Rise

386. (5) - S6x11 - Come Sail Away

387. (5) - S6x12 - Pony

388. (5) - S6x12 - Popular

389. (5) - S6x13 - Teach Your Children

390. (4) - S1x01 - Mr. Cellophane

391. (4) - S1x01 - Respect

392. (4) - S1x01 - I Kissed a Girl

393. (4) - S1x10 - Endless Love

394. (4) - S1x11 - Hair/Crazy In Love

395. (4) - S1x11 - Imagine

396. (4) - S1x12 - Smile (Charlie Chaplin)

397. (4) - S1x13 - My Life Would Suck Without You

398. (4) - S1x16 - Beautiful

399. (4) - S1x18 - One

400. (4) - S1x21 - It's a Man's Man's Man's World

401. (4) - S1x21 - Tell Me Something Good

402. (4) - S1x22 - Over the Rainbow

403. (4) - S2x01 - What I Did for Love

404. (4) - S2x05 - There's a Light (Over at the Frankenstein Place)

405. (4) - S2x05 - Damn It, Janet

406. (4) - S2x07 - Make 'Em Laugh

407. (4) - S2x08 - Just the Way You Are

408. (4) - S2x09 - (I've Had) The Time of My Life

409. (4) - S2x10 - Welcome Christmas

410. (4) - S2x12 - P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)

411. (4) - S2x12 - Fat Bottomed Girls

412. (4) - S2x13 - Somebody to Love

413. (4) - S2x13 - Sing

414. (4) - S2x13 - Take Me or Leave Me

415. (4) - S2x13 - Baby

416. (4) - S2x14 - One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer

417. (4) - S2x16 - Get It Right

418. (4) - S2x18 - I've Gotta Be Me

419. (4) - S2x19 - I Don't Want to Know

420. (4) - S2x19 - Don't Stop

421. (4) - S2x19 - Nice to Meet You, Have I Slept with You?

422. (4) - S2x22 - Bella Notte

423. (4) - S2x22 - Pretending

424. (4) - S3x01 - You Can't Stop the Beat

425. (4) - S3x01 - We Got the Beat

426. (4) - S3x05 - A Boy Like That/I Have a Love

427. (4) - S3x09 - River

428. (4) - S3x10 - Moves Like Jagger/Jumpin' Jack Flash

429. (4) - S3x10 - Wedding Bell Blues (Bill)

430. (4) - S3x11 - Bad

431. (4) - S3x11 - Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'

432. (4) - S3x11 - I Want You Back

433. (4) - S3x13 - Let Me Love You

434. (4) - S3x14 - Glad You Came

435. (4) - S3x16 - You Should Be Dancing

436. (4) - S3x17 - Saving All My Love For You

437. (4) - S3x17 - I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)

438. (4) - S3x18 - School's Out

439. (4) - S3x20 - Flashdance...What a Feeling

440. (4) - S3x21 - Edge of Glory

441. (4) - S4x01 - Americano/Dance Again

442. (4) - S4x04 - Barely Breathing

443. (4) - S4x05 - Everybody Talks

444. (4) - S4x07 - My Dark Side

445. (4) - S4x10 - Hanukkah, Oh Hanukkah

446. (4) - S4x10 - White Christmas

447. (4) - S4x13 - Bring Him Home

448. (4) - S4x15 - Old Time Rock & Roll/Danger Zone

449. (4) - S4x15 - Footloose

450. (4) - S4x17 - Creep

451. (4) - S4x19 - Outcast

452. (4) - S4x20 - Little Girls

453. (4) - S4x21 - Uptight (Everything's Alright)

454. (4) - S4x22 - Clarity

455. (4) - S4x22 - I Love It

456. (4) - S5x01 - Help!

457. (4) - S5x01 - I Saw Her Standing There

458. (4) - S5x03 - I'll Stand By You

459. (4) - S5x05 - On Our Way

460. (4) - S5x08 - The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late)

461. (4) - S5x09 - Whenever I Call You Friend

462. (4) - S5x10 - Danny's Song

463. (4) - S5x13 - Loser Like Me

464. (4) - S5x13 - Just Give Me a Reason

465. (4) - S5x16 - I Want to Know What Love Is

466. (4) - S5x16 - Let's Wait Awhile

467. (4) - S5x17 - Lovefool

468. (4) - S5x17 - I'm the Greatest Star

469. (4) - S5x18 - Wake Me Up

470. (4) - S5x19 - Lucky Star

471. (4) - S6x01 - Suddenly Seymour

472. (4) - S6x04 - Thousand Miles

473. (4) - S6x06 - What the World Needs Now

474. (4) - S6x06 - They Long to Be Close to You

475. (4) - S6x08 - Our Day Will Come

476. (4) - S6x12 - Don't Stop Believing (Pilot/2009)

477. (4) - S6x12 - I'm His Child

478. (4) - S6x12 - I Kissed a Girl

479. (3) - S1x01 - Sit Down You're Rockin the Boat

480. (3) - S1x01 - You're the One That I Want (ver. 1)

481. (3) - S1x02 - Gold Digger

482. (3) - S1x05 - Somebody to Love

483. (3) - S1x08 - I Could Have Danced All Night

484. (3) - S1x08 - Thong Song

485. (3) - S1x10 - Lean On Me

486. (3) - S1x11 - Don't Make Me Over

487. (3) - S1x12 - Jump

488. (3) - S1x14 - Gives You Hell

489. (3) - S1x14 - Hello

490. (3) - S1x15 - Borderline/Open Your Heart

491. (3) - S1x17 - Total Eclipse of the Heart

492. (3) - S1x17 - Ice Ice Baby

493. (3) - S1x20 - Beth

494. (3) - S1x21 - Loser

495. (3) - S1x21 - Good Vibrations

496. (3) - S2x03 - Only the Good Die Young

497. (3) - S2x04 - Lucky

498. (3) - S2x10 - You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

499. (3) - S2x10 - The Most Wonderful Day of the Year

500. (3) - S2x12 - Firework

501. (3) - S2x12 - My Funny Valentine

502. (3) - S2x16 - Hell to the No

503. (3) - S2x16 - Big Ass Heart

504. (3) - S2x16 - Trouty Mouth

505. (3) - S2x19 - Never Going Back Again

506. (3) - S2x20 - Isn't She Lovely

507. (3) - S3x03 - Run the World (Girls)

508. (3) - S3x04 - Last Friday Night

509. (3) - S3x04 - Waiting for a Girl Like You

510. (3) - S3x05 - One Hand, One Heart

511. (3) - S3x06 - Hot for Teacher

512. (3) - S3x07 - I Kissed a Girl

513. (3) - S3x11 - Black or White

514. (3) - S3x12 - Bamboleo/Hero

515. (3) - S3x14 - Stand

516. (3) - S3x16 - How Deep Is Your Love

517. (3) - S3x16 - Night Fever

518. (3) - S3x18 - The Music of the Night

519. (3) - S3x18 - Cry

520. (3) - S3x19 - Big Girls Don't Cry

521. (3) - S3x21 - We Are the Champions

522. (3) - S3x21 - It's All Coming Back to Me Now

523. (3) - S3x22 - Glory Days

524. (3) - S3x22 - Forever Young

525. (3) - S4x01 - Never Say Never

526. (3) - S4x01 - New York State of Mind

527. (3) - S4x02 - Hold It Against Me

528. (3) - S4x05 - Blow Me (One Last Kiss)

529. (3) - S4x05 - Born to Hand Jive

530. (3) - S4x07 - Superman

531. (3) - S4x08 - Live While We're Young

532. (3) - S4x08 - Gangnam Style

533. (3) - S4x09 - Something Stupid

534. (3) - S4x09 - All That Jazz

535. (3) - S4x15 - Unchained Melody

536. (3) - S4x15 - Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend/Material Girl

537. (3) - S4x15 - In Your Eyes

538. (3) - S4x18 - Your Song

539. (3) - S4x18 - More Than Words

540. (3) - S4x19 - You Have More Friends Than You Know

541. (3) - S4x20 - You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'

542. (3) - S4x22 - Hall of Fame

543. (3) - S4x22 - Wings

544. (3) - S5x01 - Drive My Car

545. (3) - S5x02 - Revolution

546. (3) - S5x03 - If I Die Young

547. (3) - S5x06 - My Life

548. (3) - S5x08 - Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree

549. (3) - S5x11 - More Than a Feeling

550. (3) - S5x11 - I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For

551. (3) - S5x12 - Keep Holding On

552. (3) - S5x14 - Don't Sleep in the Subway

553. (3) - S5x17 - Who Are You Now

554. (3) - S5x19 - Werewolves of London

555. (3) - S5x19 - I Melt with You

556. (3) - S5x20 - Girls on Film

557. (3) - S6x02 - Problem

558. (3) - S6x03 - You Learn/You've Got a Friend

559. (3) - S6x05 - It Must Have Been Love

560. (3) - S6x05 - All Out of Love

561. (3) - S6x06 - I'll Never Fall in Love Again

562. (3) - S6x09 - Uptown Funk

563. (3) - S6x10 - The Final Countdown

564. (3) - S6x11 - Mickey

565. (2) - S1x01 - Can't Fight This Feeling

566. (2) - S1x02 - Take a Bow

567. (2) - S1x04 - Tonight

568. (2) - S1x08 - Bust A Move

569. (2) - S1x10 - I'll Stand By You

570. (2) - S1x13 - You Can't Always Get What You Want

571. (2) - S1x14 - Hello Twelve, Hello Thirteen, Hello Love

572. (2) - S1x15 - Burning Up

573. (2) - S2x01 - Getting to Know You

574. (2) - S2x02 - The Only Exception

575. (2) - S2x05 - Planet, Schmanet, Janet

576. (2) - S2x06 - One Love (People Get Ready)

577. (2) - S2x09 - The Living Years

578. (2) - S2x10 - We Need a Little Christmas

579. (2) - S2x13 - I Know What Boys Like

580. (2) - S2x15 - Kiss

581. (2) - S2x16 - Only Child

582. (2) - S2x20 - Friday

583. (2) - S2x20 - Jar of Hearts

584. (2) - S2x22 - I Love New York/New York, New York

585. (2) - S3x02 - Somewhere

586. (2) - S3x06 - You and I/You and I

587. (2) - S3x07 - I'm the Only One

588. (2) - S3x08 - Red Solo Cup

589. (2) - S3x11 - Ben

590. (2) - S3x11 - I Just Can't Stop Loving You

591. (2) - S3x12 - Don't Wanna Lose You

592. (2) - S3x12 - Sexy and I Know It

593. (2) - S3x13 - Home

594. (2) - S3x14 - Fly/I Believe I Can Fly

595. (2) - S3x14 - Here's to Us

596. (2) - S3x14 - Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You)

597. (2) - S3x16 - More Than a Woman

598. (2) - S3x16 - Stayin' Alive

599. (2) - S3x18 - The Rain in Spain

600. (2) - S3x19 - What Makes You Beautiful

601. (2) - S3x19 - Love You Like a Love Song

602. (2) - S3x20 - Mean

603. (2) - S3x20 - I Won't Give Up

604. (2) - S4x03 - Celebrity Skin

605. (2) - S4x04 - Give Your Heart a Break

606. (2) - S4x05 - Juke Box Hero

607. (2) - S4x08 - Come See About Me

608. (2) - S4x09 - Being Good Isn't Good Enough

609. (2) - S4x09 - O Holy Night

610. (2) - S4x10 - Jingle Bell Rock

611. (2) - S4x11 - I Only Have Eyes for You

612. (2) - S4x13 - Make No Mistake (She's Mine)

613. (2) - S4x14 - You're All I Need to Get By

614. (2) - S4x19 - Don't Stop Believin' (Rachel)

615. (2) - S4x20 - We Will Rock You

616. (2) - S4x20 - Everybody Hurts

617. (2) - S5x02 - Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

618. (2) - S5x05 - Blurred Lines

619. (2) - S5x05 - You Are Woman, I Am Man

620. (2) - S5x06 - Honesty

621. (2) - S5x06 - Piano Man

622. (2) - S5x06 - You May Be Right

623. (2) - S5x06 - An Innocent Man

624. (2) - S5x06 - Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)

625. (2) - S5x07 - The Fox

626. (2) - S5x11 - Vacation

627. (2) - S5x12 - Valerie

628. (2) - S5x14 - Best Day of My Life

629. (2) - S5x18 - Piece of My Heart

630. (2) - S5x20 - No Time At All

631. (2) - S5x20 - Glitter in the Air

632. (2) - S6x04 - Bitch

633. (2) - S6x05 - Father Figure

634. (2) - S6x07 - All About That Bass

635. (2) - S6x08 - I'm So Excited

636. (2) - S6x09 - Break Free

637. (2) - S6x10 - Rather Be

638. (2) - S6x13 - The Winner Takes It All

639. (1) - S1x02 - I Say a Little Prayer

640. (1) - S1x03 - I Wanna Sex You Up

641. (1) - S1x05 - Cabaret

642. (1) - S1x07 - No Air

643. (1) - S1x08 - What A Girl Wants

644. (1) - S1x10 - (You're Having My Baby)

645. (1) - S1x10 - Crush

646. (1) - S1x14 - Highway to Hell

647. (1) - S1x15 - What It Feels Like for a Girl

648. (1) - S1x21 - Another One Bites the Dust

649. (1) - S1x22 - Bohemian Rhapsody

650. (1) - S2x01 - Billionaire

651. (1) - S2x01 - Every Rose Has Its Thorn

652. (1) - S2x04 - Don't Go Breaking My Heart

653. (1) - S2x07 - Conjunction Junction

654. (1) - S2x08 - Ohio

655. (1) - S2x09 - Hey, Soul Sister

656. (1) - S2x13 - This Little Light of Mine

657. (1) - S2x14 - My Headband

658. (1) - S2x16 - Jesus Is My Friend

659. (1) - S2x20 - Rolling in the Deep

660. (1) - S2x22 - My Cup

661. (1) - S3x01 - Big Spender

662. (1) - S3x04 - Bein' Green

663. (1) - S3x04 - Take Care of Yourself

664. (1) - S3x05 - Tonight

665. (1) - S3x07 - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

666. (1) - S3x09 - Blue Christmas

667. (1) - S3x12 - A Little Less Conversation

668. (1) - S3x13 - You're the Top

669. (1) - S3x13 - Chapel of Love

670. (1) - S4x01 - Sister Christian

671. (1) - S4x02 - Gimme More

672. (1) - S4x08 - Whistle

673. (1) - S4x10 - Feliz Navidad

674. (1) - S4x11 - Baby Got Back

675. (1) - S4x19 - Fight for Your Right (to Party)

676. (1) - S4x19 - Next to Me

677. (1) - S4x22 - To Love You More

678. (1) - S4x22 - Rainbow Connection

679. (1) - S5x03 - Fire and Rain

680. (1) - S5x03 - No Surrender

681. (1) - S5x08 - O Christmas Tree

682. (1) - S5x11 - Mr. Roboto/Counting Stars

683. (1) - S5x11 - I Love LA

684. (1) - S5x12 - Raise Your Glass

685. (1) - S5x12 - Happy

686. (1) - S5x17 - NYC

687. (1) - S5x18 - The Rose

688. (1) - S6x01 - Sing

689. (1) - S6x01 - Dance the Night Away

690. (1) - S6x01 - Uninvited

691. (1) - S6x02 - Viva Voce

692. (1) - S6x04 - Rock Lobster

693. (1) - S6x04 - Whip It

694. (1) - S6x05 - My Sharona

695. (1) - S6x05 - You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)

696. (1) - S6x07 - You Give Love a Bad Name

697. (1) - S6x07 - Same Love

698. (1) - S6x08 - Hey Ya!

699. (1) - S6x10 - Far From Over

700. (1) - S6x10 - The Trolley Song

701. (1) - S6x11 - We Built This City

702. (1) - S6x11 - Listen to Your Heart

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once again i spent hours of my life answering >5000 questions in order to sort almost all of the glee songs ever (there’s 683 songs in the sorter when there’s over 700 on the show) anyway if you wanna see my rankings for those then check it out <3 [also here’s the sorter!]

1 Being Alive 2 Rose's Turn 3 Baby, It's Cold Outside 4 Le Jazz Hot 5 Maybe This Time 6 And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going 7 Come What May 8 To Sir, With Love 9 As If We Never Said Goodbye 10 Valerie 11 Somewhere Only We Know 12 Cough Syrup 13 Teenage Dream 14 Not The Boy Next Door 15 It's Too Late 16 It's My Life / Confessions Part II 17 Start Me Up / Livin' On A Prayer 18 When I Get You Alone 19 The Happening 20 The Boy Is Mine 21 Home 22 Don't You Want Me 23 How Will I Know 24 Bad Romance 25 Not While I'm Around 26 Scream 27 Shake It Out 28 On My Own 29 Hate On Me 30 Bills, Bills, Bills 31 4 Minutes 32 True Colors 33 There Are Worse Things I Could Do 34 Go Your Own Way 35 Jessie's Girl 36 Proud Mary 37 Tongue Tied 38 Last Christmas 39 Somebody Loves You 40 Back To Black 41 Sweet Transvestite 42 For Good 43 At The Ballet 44 Gloria 45 Blame It (On The Alcohol) 46 Like A Prayer 47 So Emotional 48 Misery 49 Nasty / Rhythm Nation 50 Toxic 51 Don't Speak 52 Born This Way 53 Dog Days Are Over 54 Defying Gravity 55 Last Name 56 Womanizer 57 I Will Always Love You 58 Broadway Baby 59 The Lady Is A Tramp 60 I'm A Slave 4 U 61 Centerfold / Hot In Herre 62 Thriller / Heads Will Roll 63 Bust Your Windows 64 Candyman 65 Brave 66 Boys / Boyfriend 67 The Scientist 68 The Scientist (Acapella) 69 Dream On 70 Hey Jude 71 I Lived 72 I'm Still Here 73 I Believe In A Thing Called Love 74 Me Against The Music 75 Like A Virgin 76 My Man 77 Everybody Wants To Rule The World 78 I Have Nothing 79 Blackbird 80 Got To Get You Into My Life 81 Animal 82 3 83 I Follow Rivers 84 Just The Way You Are 85 Constant Craving 86 Don't Stop Me Now 87 Hung Up 88 Let's Have A Kiki 89 Love Shack 90 Marry The Night 91 Hit Me With Your Best Shot / One Way Or Another 92 It's Not Right, But It's Okay 93 I Want To Hold Your Hand 94 All You Need Is Love 95 Getting Married Today 96 Don't Rain On My Parade 97 Don't Stop Believin' (Regionals) 98 We've Got Tonite 99 Smooth Criminal 100 Uptown Girl 101 Sway 102 If I Die Young 103 No One Is Alone 104 Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee 105 No Scrubs 106 Mamma Mia 107 Papa Don't Preach 108 Teenage Dream (Acoustic Version) 109 Santa Baby 110 We Found Love 111 Roar 112 She's Not There 113 Spotlight 114 The Way You Look Tonight/You're Never Fully Dressed Without A Smile 115 Some Nights 116 Rumour Has It / Someone Like You 117 You Make Me Feel So Young 118 You Keep Me Hangin' On 119 I'll Stand By You (Amber) 120 Hand In My Pocket / I Feel The Earth Move 121 Crazy / U Drive Me Crazy 122 Funny Girl 123 Cold Hearted 124 Keep Holding On 125 Bye Bye Bye / I Want It That Way 126 I Know Where I've Been 127 I Kissed A Girl (Season Six) 128 Hopelessly Devoted To You 129 Homeward Bound / Home 130 Into The Groove 131 Hold On 132 Tell Him 133 Nutbush City Limits 134 Because You Loved Me 135 Perfect 136 Cherish / Cherish 137 Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh Yeah) 138 Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead 139 You Are The Sunshine Of My Life 140 Tik Tok 141 The Safety Dance 142 Oops!... I Did It Again 143 Run Joey Run 144 Time Warp 145 Something's Coming 146 Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go 147 The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face 148 Vogue 149 Downtown 150 Diva 151 Dancing With Myself 152 Rockstar 153 Wrecking Ball 154 We Are Young 155 I Saw Her Standing There 156 Jumpin', Jumpin' 157 Just Can't Get Enough 158 Take Me To Church 159 Wannabe 160 It's All Over 161 Take Me Home Tonight 162 If I Were A Boy 163 Landslide 164 Pompeii 165 The Bitch Is Back / Dress You Up 166 Christmas Wrapping 167 Buenos Aires 168 Call Me Maybe 169 You Can't Stop The Beat 170 Seasons Of Love 171 Safety Dance 172 Dream A Little Dream 173 Alfie 174 I Want To Break Free 175 Baby One More Time 176 A House Is Not A Home 177 Daydream Believer 178 I Don't Know How To Love Him 179 Hungry Like The Wolf / Rio 180 Suddenly Seymour 181 People 182 Silly Love Songs 183 Love Song 184 Shout It Out Loud 185 Some People 186 One Of Us 187 Sing! 188 Up Up Up 189 Torn 190 Popular 191 This Is The New Year 192 Paradise By The Dashboard Light 193 Let It Snow 194 Let It Be 195 Never Can Say Goodbye 196 Touch A Touch A Touch A Touch Me 197 La Isla Bonita 198 Tightrope 199 My Love Is Your Love 200 Love Is A Battlefield 201 Losing My Religion 202 Total Eclipse Of The Heart 203 This Time 204 I Dreamed A Dream 205 Leaving On A Jet Plane 206 Locked Out Of Heaven 207 Chandelier 208 Girl On Fire 209 Telephone 210 Don't Cry For Me Argentina 211 Human Nature 212 Halo / Walking On Sunshine 213 Anything Goes / Anything You Can Do 214 Make You Feel My Love 215 Stronger 216 Nowadays / Hot Honey Rag 216 Pumpin' Blood 218 Papa Can You Hear Me? 219 Summer Nights 220 Sweet Caroline 221 Superstition 222 We Will Rock You 223 Alone 224 Hello, I Love You 225 Against All Odds (Take A Look At Me Now) 226 A Hard Day's Night 227 Mine 228 My Prerogative 229 Beauty School Drop Out 230 My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It) 231 Extraordinary Merry Christmas 232 Every Breath You Take 233 Express Yourself 234 Everybody Talks 235 Everytime 236 Marry You 237 Moves Like Jagger / Jumpin' Jack Flash 238 My Favorite Things 239 Santa Claus Is Coming To Town 240 River Deep, Mountain High 241 My Life Would Suck Without You 242 Be Okay 243 Applause 244 Cool 245 All I Want For Christmas Is You 246 American Boy 247 Cell Block Tango 248 Breakaway 249 Don't Dream It's Over 250 Let Me Love You (Until You Learn To Love Yourself) 251 Whatever Happened To Saturday Night? 252 Without You 253 Science Fiction Double Feature 254 Loser Like Me 255 I Kissed A Girl 256 I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You 257 I Can't Go For That (No Can Do) / You Make My Dreams 258 Don't Stop Believin' (Season 5) 259 Empire State Of Mind 260 Old Time Rock & Roll / Danger Zone 261 Take My Breath Away 262 You Get What You Give 263 Take On Me 264 Beautiful 265 It's Time 266 ABC 267 Afternoon Delight 268 Don't Stand So Close To Me / Young Girl 269 Don't Stop Believin' (Season 1) 270 Colorblind 271 Cool Kids 272 Dancing Queen 273 Songbird 274 Somebody That I Used To Know 275 Singing In The Rain / Umbrella 276 I Feel Pretty / Unpretty 277 Borderline / Open Your Heart 278 In My Life 279 I'm Still Standing 280 Blow Me (One Last Kiss) 281 Do Ya Think I'm Sexy? 282 Do They Know It's Christmas? 283 Mustang Sally 284 Pinball Wizard 285 Anything Could Happen 286 America 287 Any Way You Want It 288 Higher Ground 289 Flashdance... What A Feeling 290 My Life 291 Let It Go 292 If I Can't Have You 293 L-O-V-E 294 Closer 295 Addicted To Love 296 Heroes 297 A Boy Like That 298 Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend / Material Girl 299 Holding Out For A Hero 300 Dinosaur 301 Disco Inferno 302 Party All The Time 303 Raise Your Glass 304 Push It 305 Lean On Me 306 Pure Imagination 307 Lovefool 308 Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin' 309 Americano / Dance Again 310 All Of Me 311 At Last 312 Promises, Promises 313 Hair / Crazy In Love 314 Happy Xmas (War Is Over) 315 Chasing Pavements 316 Don't You (Forget About Me) 317 Love Child 318 School's Out 319 Poker Face 320 Boogie Shoes 321 Bootylicious 322 I Love New York / New York, New York 323 One Less Bell To Answer 324 Signed, Sealed, Delivered I'm Yours 325 Rehab 326 I Don't Want To Know 327 Shout 328 I'm The Greatest Star 329 I Love It 330 Never Say Never 331 Juke Box Hero 332 One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer 333 Glad You Came 334 For Once In My Life 335 Here Comes The Sun 336 Baby It's You 337 Drive My Car 338 Last Friday Night 339 Roots Before Branches 340 The Only Exception 341 Survivor / I Will Survive 342 All Or Nothing 343 Time After Time 344 You're The One That I Want 345 Yeah! 346 Starships 347 You've Got To Hide Your Love Away 348 Story Of My Life 349 Something 350 We Need A Little Christmas 351 Gold Digger 352 Beth 353 Fighter 354 Forget You 355 How To Be A Heartbreaker 356 Get Back 357 Love You Like A Love Song 358 There's A Light (Over At The Frankenstein Place) 359 We Got The Beat 360 Make 'Em Laugh 361 Sing 362 U Can't Touch This 363 Try A Little Tenderness 364 Pony 365 On Our Way 366 Lucky Star 367 Loser 368 Over The Rainbow 369 Outcast 370 Stop! In The Name Of Love / Free Your Mind 371 What Makes You Beautiful 372 Will You Love Me Tomorrow / Head Over Feet 373 Wide Awake 374 Wishin' And Hoping 375 Yesterday 376 Out Here On My Own 377 You're All The World To Me 378 Somethin' Stupid 379 Someday We'll Be Together 380 River 381 The Longest Time 382 Somebody To Love 383 The Edge Of Glory 384 The Most Wonderful Day Of The Year 385 Lucky 386 Memory 387 Mary's Boy Child 388 Longest Time 389 My Dark Side 390 Taking Chances 391 The First Noël 392 Smile 393 Celebrity Skin 394 All That Jazz 395 A Thousand Years 396 Big Girls Don't Cry 397 Ain't No Way 398 Don't Sleep In The Subway 399 Doo Wop (That Thing) 400 Don't Stop 401 Uptight (Everything's Alright) 402 New York State Of Mind 403 Turning Tables 404 Vacation 405 Fire 406 Hold It Against Me 407 I've Gotta Be Me 408 Endless Love 409 Run The World (Girls) 410 Saving All My Love For You 411 Give Up The Funk 412 I Am Changing 413 I Melt With You 414 I Could Have Danced All Night 415 Fat Bottomed Girls 416 Hot For Teacher 417 Never Going Back Again 418 Imagine 419 Jolene 420 Arthur's Theme 421 Damn It, Janet 422 Control 423 Barracuda 424 Copacabana 425 Barely Breathing 426 I Look To You 427 Come Sail Away 428 Jump 429 Clarity 430 Friday I'm In Love 431 Jar Of Hearts 432 It's Not Unusual 433 Footloose 434 Here Comes Santa Claus 435 Happy Days Are Here Again / Get Happy 436 Help! 437 Greased Lightning 438 Hell To The No 439 All Out Of Love 440 (You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman 441 Candles 442 All By Myself 443 Hello Goodbye 444 It's A Man's Man's Man's World 445 I Say A Little Prayer 446 It Must Have Been Love 447 Just Give Me A Reason 448 Come See About Me 449 Born To Hand Jive 450 I Want To Know What Love Is 451 I Wish 452 I'll Remember 453 Get It Right 454 (I've Had) The Time Of My Life 455 I'll Stand By You (Cory) 456 Forever Young 457 A Change Would Do You Good 458 Smile (Charlie Chaplin song) 459 Best Day Of My Life 460 An Innocent Man 461 Dreams 462 All About That Bass 463 Home (originally by Michael Bublé) 464 Black Or White 465 Baby 466 Bad 467 Problem 468 Oh Chanukah 469 What Kind Of Fool 470 Wings 471 You're My Best Friend 472 You're All I Need To Get By 473 White Christmas 474 Whenever I Call You Friend 475 Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' 476 What Doesn't Kill You (Stronger) 477 Wedding Bell Blues 478 More Than A Feeling 479 More Than A Woman 480 Our Day Will Come 481 P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing) 482 Here's To Us 483 Honesty 484 Hall Of Fame 485 It's All Coming Back To Me Now 486 Teach Your Children 487 Night Fever 488 What The World Needs Now 489 Listen 490 Let Me Love You 491 Live While We're Young 492 Light Up The World 493 Trouty Mouth 494 Werewolves Of London 495 Kiss 496 Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas 497 Movin' Out (Anthony's Song) 498 Mickey 499 Mean 500 Mercy 501 Merry Christmas Darling 502 Let's Wait Awhile 503 Man In The Mirror 504 Rather Be 505 Rise 506 Good Vibrations 507 Faithfully 508 Firework 509 How Deep Is Your Love 510 Fix You 511 Fire And Rain 512 Give Your Heart A Break 513 Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree 514 Little Girls 515 Cry 516 Bust A Move 517 Bridge Over Troubled Water 518 Bring Him Home 519 Cheek To Cheek 520 Break Free 521 As Long As You're There 522 Big Ass Heart 523 Bitch 524 Bamboleo / Hero 525 Away In A Manger 526 Deck The Rooftop 527 Christmas Eve With You 528 Angels We Have Heard On High 529 Creep 530 Crush 531 Make No Mistake, She's Mine 532 Lose My Breath 533 Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee (Reprise) 534 What I Did For Love 535 Wake Me Up 536 Thousand Miles 537 Take A Bow 538 Still Got Tonight 539 The Music Of The Night 540 Stereo Hearts 541 The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late) 542 Take Me Or Leave Me 543 I'm The Only One 544 Isn't She Lovely 545 I Just Can't Stop Loving You 546 I'll Never Fall In Love Again 547 Unchained Melody 548 You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch 549 You Have More Friends Than You Know 550 You Should Be Dancing 551 I'm His Child 552 You Learn / You've Got A Friend 553 Somewhere 554 So Far Away 555 Uptown Funk 556 The Winner Takes It All 557 They Long To Be Close To You 558 Tonight 559 Being Good Isn't Good Enough 560 You May Be Right 561 To Love You More 562 Don't Wanna Lose You 563 Do You Hear What I Hear? 564 Ice Ice Baby 565 Don't Go Breaking My Heart 566 Don't Make Me Over 567 I Won't Give Up 568 I'll Be Home For Christmas 569 I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For 570 I Still Believe / Super Bass 571 I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me) 572 I Want You Back 573 Father Figure 574 Everybody Hurts 574 Gangnam Style 576 We Are The Champions 577 Stayin' Alive 578 Superman 579 The Rose 580 Don't Stop Believin' (Rachel) 581 Fly / I Believe I Can Fly 582 Gives You Hell 583 I Love L.A. 584 Mr. Roboto / Counting Stars 585 O Holy Night 586 Only The Good Die Young 587 One 588 Silent Night 589 Piano Man 590 Sexy And I Know It 591 Sgt. Pepper's Lonley Hearts Club Band 592 Pretending 593 Physical 594 Danny's Song 595 Stand 596 The Final Countdown 597 You Can't Always Get What You Want 598 You Are Woman, I Am Man 599 You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin' 600 Your Song 601 Say 602 No Air 603 Need You Now 604 No Surrender 605 Piece Of My Heart 606 Thong Song 607 Blurred Lines 608 Another One Bites The Dust 609 I Was Here 610 Bella Notte 611 I Know What Boys Like 612 God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen 613 Glory Days 614 Friday 615 More Than Words 616 Waiting For A Girl Like You 617 Welcome Christmas 618 You Spin Me Round (Like A Record) 619 You Give Love A Bad Name 620 We Built This City 621 Whistle 622 Who Are You Now? 623 You And I / You And I 624 Take Care Of Yourself 625 Tell Me Something Good 626 The Rain In Spain 627 Can't Fight This Feeling 628 Jingle Bell Rock 629 In Your Eyes 630 Hello 631 Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life) 632 I Only Have Eyes For You 633 Jingle Bells 634 Joy To The World 635 I Wanna Sex You Up 636 Fight For Your Right (To Party) 637 Feliz Navidad 638 I'm So Excited 639 Uninvited 640 The Living Years 641 The Fox (What Does The Fox Say?) 642 O Christmas Tree 643 One Love (People Get Ready) 644 Ohio 645 Only Child 646 Hello Twelve, Hello Thirteen, Hello Love 647 My Sharona 648 Dance The Night Away 649 Poison 650 My Cup 651 Not The End 652 What It Feels Like For A Girl 653 Listen To Your Heart 654 Little Drummer Boy 655 One Hand, One Heart 656 Bein' Green 657 Big Spender 658 Billionaire 659 Ben 660 Gimme More 661 Burning Up 662 Hey Ya! 663 Hey, Soul Sister 664 Baby Got Back 665 Blue Christmas 666 Bohemian Rhapsody 667 Far From Over 668 The Trolley Song 669 Starlight Express 670 Whip It 671 You're The Top 672 Red Solo Cup 673 Next To Me 674 Rolling In The Deep 675 Rainbow Connection 676 La Cucaracha 677 (You're) Having My Baby 678 A Little Less Conversation 679 Happy 680 Highway To Hell 681 Same Love 682 Rock Lobster 683 Girls Just Want To Have Fun

#glee #glee song ranking #ranking #my thoughts #mine #umm so funny story #well first of all some of the mash ups werent even together #like anyway you want it and lovin touchin squeezin #they were listed as their own songs #i thought they'd end up being closer but they arent and thats hilarious #also there's the scientist and then the scientist acoustic?? idk what that is #but they're close together #umm home by michael bubbles #it did not tell me what the song was #it literally said (michael buble version) or something #and i did not think to look it up until after my results #sooo... if i knew it was a rory song it would not be that high lmao #anyway as you can see it is a bit of a mess #but my top ten is really solid again<3 #oh also there was only one 'just the way you are'#so i chose to pretend it was the s5 version which is why its higher #than if i were pretending it were the s2 version

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thekadster · 4 years ago

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seize the date (jatherine first date fluff)

Fandom: Newsies (All Media Types)

Word Count: 2,144

Trigger Warnings: none!

❝Jack Kelly was the fearless, charismatic leader of the Manhattan newsies. His name was respected in all the city, even by Spot Conlon himself. A good fighter, a great newsie, and even a father figure to some of the kids in his care. With that kind of resume, one would assume that there weren't a lot of things that scared him, and they would be right.

But then, there came the girl.

And boy, was he scared.❞

also read it on ao3!

“I can’t do this, Dave.”

Jack groaned and pressed his forehead against the brick wall. Davey, arms crossed and standing next to him, rolled his eyes. “Jack, we’ve gone over this ten times.”

Jack turned to look at him. “It’s been ten already?”

“Well, eleven.”

Jack ran a shaky hand through his hair. He shrugged, straightened his vest, adjusted his hat, dusted off his pants, did every little thing to smoothen out every single one of his rough, ragged edges. He took a deep breath of the cool afternoon breeze. “Do I look okay?” he asked.

“You look fine,” replied Crutchie, patting him on the back.

Jack tensed up. “Fine ain’t gonna cut it.”

“What he means to say,” Davey quickly interjected. “Is that you look ready.”

Jack was quiet. Was he ready, though? I mean, he had to be. He had been prepping for this day for over a month. He had dreamed of this! Of course he was ready!

“I don’t feel like it,” he mumbled, finding his voice.

Davey put a hand on Jack’s shoulder. “You’ll be fine,” he reassured. “The fact that you even prepared is more than enough. She’s gonna love it.”

Crutchie hummed in agreement. Jack grumbled and fixed his collar. Looking over Davey’s shoulder, he instantly tensed up. Whispering to his two friends and patting their backs, he quickly sent them away. They crossed the street, briefly smiling and waving at the approaching girl.

Jack Kelly was the fearless, charismatic leader of the Manhattan newsies. His name was respected in all the city, even by Spot Conlon himself. A good fighter, a great newsie, and even a father figure to some of the kids in his care. With that kind of resume, one would assume that there weren't a lot of things that scared him, and they would be right.

But then, there came the girl.

And boy, was he scared.

“Hey!” a chipper voice called. There she was, now taking her last few steps towards him; Katherine Plumber: his latest love, and his latest fear.

“Heya, Kat,” Jack replied, grinning. He held out his arm. “Shall we, Miss Plumber?”

Katherine giggled. “After you, Mister Kelly.”

As much as he was a nervous wreck behind his facade, he was genuinely glad that this day had come. It would just be them and the fire escape, plain and simple. No need to worry about the noise of the world below. What could possibly go wrong?

Not a lot, Jack prayed.

He led her up the rusted metal rails, slowing down to match her pace. As much as her long skirt and boots proved to be a nuisance, Katherine’s heart began to swirl with exhilaration. She had been up this way before, but the feeling of climbing so high up was still an adventure to her. As the ground grew further and further away, the more her heart pumped.

“Well, here she is,” Jack spoke, swinging open a small metal gate. “Welcome to my “penthouse”.”

In reality, the area was rather small, just enough to fit two boys and a sack of belongings in the corner. But as soon as Katherine turned around, she quickly remembered where Jack got the name from. She was met with the sight of hundreds of buildings, probably even thousands, if she counted. She leaned forward on the railing. The last time she was here was under much different circumstances, and it was only now that she got to properly take in the view. All of them looked so proud and tall from the ground. It’s crazy how different things can seem when you put them in a new perspective, she realized.

“We’re so high up,” whispered Katherine.

“Yeah,” replied Jack.

Jack quietly joined her side, looking out into the skyline he knew so well. It was weird, he thought. He had seen this view thousands of times before, it became just another part of living here. But now, the water towers and the buildings and their big signs all seemed to have a new glow in the afternoon sun. But the sun couldn’t do much. Perhaps it was who he was with that made all the difference, and who shined brighter than the sun could ever hope to.

“It’s beautiful,” added Katherine, a smile tugging at her lips.

Jack turned to look at her. “Not as beautiful as you.”

She laughed, feeling heat quickly rush to her face. “Are you afraid of heights?”

“Would I be livin’ up here if I was?”

“Ha! Fair enough.”

“Are you?” asked Jack.

Katherine paused, then leaned closer to him. “Not anymore.”

Jack stayed still, even though his face was already flushed. Awkwardly clearing his throat, he gestured for them to sit down on a neatly laid-out blanket. She gave him an amusing look, but played along. “So,” he began, quickly changing the topic. “How’s work?”

“It’s been okay, just grabbing whatever story I can find,” replied Katherine.

“Anybody givin’ ya trouble?”

She shrugged. “Not really, actually. After I wrote about you and the boys, a lot of people started taking me more seriously.”

“Good,” said Jack. “It’s better than the ballet, ain’t it?”

“Anything’s better than the ballet.”

They laughed. Although they would never say it out loud, if you’d ask them, they would say that the other’s laugh could light up New York.

“How about you? How’s work?” asked Katherine, shifting in her place.

“Same old thing,” answered Jack. “The fellas are doin’ okay. Oh, and this mornin’, Finch hit one a’ the Delanceys in the head with his slingshot.”

She chuckled, eyes widening in surprise. “Really?”

“Yeah! Kid ran like hell, I tell ya.”

“Who was it, Oscar or Morris?”

Jack scratched his head. “Morris, I think.”

Katherine smiled to herself, her eyes distant for a brief moment. “You know, I went to kindergarten with them.”

Jack’s mouth gaped. “You know the Delanceys? You went to school with ‘em?”

“Yeah,” she laughed. “They were the biggest troublemakers. There wouldn’t be a day where they wouldn’t be in the time-out corner. Oh, and when both of them got into trouble, the teacher would put them on opposite ends of the room.”

“Sounds about right,” he remarked. As soon as she turned her head, Jack quickly hid the newspaper he was sketching on.

“How’s Crutchie doing, by the way?” she asked.

“He’s doin’ fine. Still smilin’ no matter what, if that’s what you mean. Folks are happy to see him back on the street. ‘S got loyal customers that got worried when he stopped showin’ up. That kid’s a ray a’ sunshine.”

“I’m sure.” Katherine’s heart softened, watching a warm smile creep up on Jack’s face at the thought of his best friend. She looked around. As simple as his humble abode was, she couldn’t help but be charmed. It was like his own little safe haven, a place that the noisy, messy world below could never reach. “When did you start living up here?”

He shrugged. “Probably one, two years ago?”

She nodded. “Why don’t you live in the Lodging House?”

“‘S mostly to give the other kids more room,” replied Jack. “Plus, nothin’ beats the view up here.”

“Oh, I’m sure.” Katherine stood up and looked back out into the city.

Jack noticed her long silence and looked up at her, the girl and her wonder-filled eyes, gazing at a city that was at her fingertips. Her father ran this town. He owned the biggest newspaper business in all the country. With that kind of power, she would have all sorts of friends in high spaces. Friends with big houses, fancy clothes, and money to burn. Right now, she could’ve been anywhere else, hanging with high society’s cream of the crop.

But she wasn’t, he realized. She was with him. Just another scrappy newsboy with a dream.

It was no secret that Katherine grew up much more differently than the newsies; the world was practically handed to her on a silver platter. She never had to want for much. She had money, status, and everything a girl could wish for. Her father was the wealthiest man in the whole city. But being up here, being with him, it was something she wouldn’t trade for anything her father could buy.

Jack quietly stood up beside her, and taking a breath, he threw a newspaper airplane, interrupting her trance. They smiled at each other, watching the high, crisp breeze carry it away. She folded another sheet and threw it off the fire escape, but it only got so far until it took a nosedive.

“At least it’ll be easier to find,” said Jack.

Katherine laughed. “I was never good at paper planes.” Her eyes caught sight of the World building, not too far away. “Say, have you thought about the job my father gave you?”

Jack stared at his own plane, still flying in the distance. “‘M plannin’ on takin’ it.”

Her face lit up. Jack could be illustrating for the papers, a job that would pay much more than hawking them. “Really?”

“Dunno how I’m gonna take it, though,” he added. “How’s it work? What, do I just walk in or somethin’ an’ tell ‘em I want the job?”

“I can arrange an interview for you,” she replied. A chill went down his spine. “I gotta talk to folks like them?”

Katherine put a hand on his shoulder. “You’re gonna be fine,” she gently said. “They know an artist when they see one. And don’t worry, they’re not gonna be super harsh.”

“Here’s to hopin’.” Jack sighed, seeing his paper plane finally hit a far-off wall and fall to the ground. They were quiet for a moment. He blinked, finding the courage to ask her something he’d been meaning to, for a while.

“Why me?” he asked.

She looked at him, raising an eyebrow. “What?”

He repeated the question, but she only gave him a confused look. He decided to rephrase. “Why do you hang around with me?”

“What do you mean “why”?”

“Why?” Jack repeated a third time. “Why me? You got lots’a other guys to choose from, they’s probably better than I’ll ever be. This kinda thing, it’s just- it’s never happened before.”

Katherine paused, giving him a tender look. “It hasn’t,” she began. “Even I’m surprised, to be honest. But, you know why. You were one of the first- only people to believe in me. And that means something. Not a lot of guys are like you, Jack.”

It was true. The strike gave them something to fight for that was much bigger than themselves. What only started as an effort to lower the price of newspapers gave light to the importance of the rights of New York’s working kids. And, in the midst of the whirlwind, they found each other. Just two kids fighting for what they believed in.

They didn’t say it, but a familiar, warm feeling began to form in their chests. It was there, in the wind that rushed past them, in the way they simply stood together, in the way he slowly reached to lace his fingers with hers. And it was there in their silence; though there wasn’t much to say, as young as they were, they understood.

Jack kissed her on the forehead and pulled her into a slightly swaying embrace. “For sure?” he whispered into her hair.

“For sure,” she mumbled into his chest. Her mind calmed while she listened to the beating of his heart.

“Your father ain’t too happy with us bein’ here.”

“He isn’t.”

“Does he know I climb the fire escape after work to see ya?”

“He does.”

“Good.”

They softly laughed. He wished things could stay like this forever. So did she.

Jack pulled away and held her hand. He picked up a bundle of newspapers and shoved them into his back pocket. “Let’s get you back ‘fore he sends the Bulls after me.”

Katherine chuckled. They went the same way they came, the city below growing louder and louder around them with every step. She’d almost forgotten how noisy these streets actually were. She was fine walking herself back to the World, despite Jack’s insistence to take her there. With a kiss and a wave goodbye, the two went their separate ways.

As soon as Jack rounded a corner, he exhaled deeply. He leaned on the brick wall and ran a hand through his hair, a smile creeping on his face. It felt like a dream; he managed to score a date, and with a girl like her. He wished she could’ve stayed longer, but at least he had those sketches he made of her.

But then, his eyes widened.

They weren’t there.

Meanwhile elsewhere, Katherine hadn’t gone too far away when she stopped, stepping on a newspaper airplane. And unfolding it, she couldn’t hold in her smile.

#newsies #newsies forever #newsies fanfiction #fanfiction #fluff #first date fluff #jatherine #jack kelly x katherine plumber #jack kelly #katherine plumber #katherine newsies #davey jacobs #crutchie Morris #writers on ao3 #writers on tumblr #plootosart

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stitchvideoz-2-productions · 5 years ago

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April 22, 2020 Music Videos List

Alabama - There's No Way – Music Video

Archie Bell – Tighten Up – Music Video

Backstreet Boys – All I Have To Give – Music Video

Bad Bunny – Vete – Music Video

Barbara Lewis – Hello Stranger – Music Video

Bertie Higgins – Key Largo – Music Video

Beyonce – Drunk in Love – Music Video

BJ Thomas – I Just Can’t Help Believing – Music Video

Blood Sweat and Tears – And When I Die – Music Video

Bobby Valentino – Slow Down – Music Video

Bon Jovi – Livin’ On A Prayer – Music Video

Boyz II Men – It’s So Hard To Say Goodbye To Yesterday – Music Video

Brad Paisley - When I Get Where I'm Going – Music Video

Brook Benton – Rainy Night In Georgia – Music Video

Bruno Mars – Finesse – Music Video

Busta Rhymes – Put Your Hands Where Eyes Could See – Music Video

Celine Dion – Because You Loved Me – Music Video

Celine Dion – My Heart Will Go On – Music Video

Chicago – Baby What A Big Surprise – Music Video

Dolly Parton - The House of the Rising Sun – Music Video

Drake – Hotline Bling – Music Video

Duran Duran – Ordinary World – Music Video

Earth Wind and Fire – Sing A Song – Music Video

Electric Light Orchestra – Hold On Tight – Music Video

Elvis Presley – Return To Sender – Music Video

Enrique Iglesias – Mentiroso – Music Video

Fergie – London Bridge – Music Video

Flo Rida – Club Can’t Me Handle – Music Video

Foxy – Get Off – Music Video

Future – Mask Off – Music Video

Gang Starr – Mass Appeal – Music Video

Ghost Town DJ’s – My Boo – Music Video

Hall and Oates – Out Of Touch – Music Video

Ja Rule – Mesmerize – Music Video

Jack Wagner – All I Need – Music Video

Janet Jackson – All For You – Music Video

Jason Mraz – I Won’t Give Up – Music Video

John Denver – Annie’s Song – Music Video

Jon Secada – Just Another Day – Music Video

Juice Newton – The Sweetest Thing – Music Video

Kelly Clarkson – Breakaway – Music Video

Kevin Lyttle – Turn Me On – Music Video

Lionel Richie – All Night Long – Music Video

Loretta Lynn - Don't Come Home A-Drinkin' – Music Video

Madonna – I’ll Remember – Music Video

Major Lazer – Cold Water – Music Video

Mariah Carey – Obsessed – Music Video

Mark Chesnutt - I Don't Want to Miss a Thing – Music Video

Marty Robbins – El Paso – Music Video

MIA – Paper Planes – Music Video

Michael Jackson – Ben – Music Video

Michael Jackson – Scream – Music Video

MIMS – This Is Why I’m Hot – Music Video

Nancy Sinatra – These Boots Are Made For Walkin’ – Music Video

Paula Abdul – Blowing Kisses In The Wind – Music Video

Paula Abdul – Forever Your Girl – Music Video

Pebbles – Girlfriend – Music Video

Pink Floyd – Another Brick In The Wall – Music Video

Post Malone – Circles – Music Video

Pretty Ricky – Body – Music Video

Pretty Ricky – Grind With Me – Music Video

Puff Daddy – I’ll Be Missing You – Music Video

Queen – Another One Bites The Dust – Music Video

R Kelly – Bump N Grind – Music Video

Ray Charles – Hit The Road Jack – Music Video

Red Hot Chili Peppers – Under The Bridge – Music Video

Rihanna – S&M – Music Video

Roberta Flack – The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face – Music Video

Rod Stewart – Downtown Train – Music Video

Rose Royce – Car Wash – Music Video

Roy Orbison – Oh Pretty Woman – Music Video

Santana – Smooth – Music Video

Shawn Mendes – Stitches – Music Video

Sia – Chandelier – Music Video

Silento – Watch Me – Music Video

Sisqo – Thong Song – Music Video

Snap – The Power – Music Video

Steely Dan – Do It Again – Music Video

Stevie Nicks – Stand Back – Music Video

Supertramp – Take The Long Way Home – Music Video

Tevin Campbell – Can We Talk – Music Video

The Bangles – Walk Like An Egyptian – Music Video

The Isley Brothers – That Lady – Music Video

The Osmonds – Love Me For A Reason – Music Video

The Pharcyde – Runnin’ – Music Video

The Raiders – Indian Reservation – Music Video

The Who – My Generation – Music Video

Three Dog Night – Liar – Music Video

Tyler Farr - A Guy Walks Into a Bar – Music Video

Usher – Confessions Part 2 – Music Video

Zac Brown Band – Loving You Easy – Music Video

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andyridgeley · 6 years ago

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BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY CAST INSPIRED PLAYLISTS

(i was bored … again ... so … i pretty much went through all my music and if it had me thinking about one of joe, rami, lucy, gwil or ben i added it to their playlist! spotify links are attached to each of their names, and thanks to everyone who sent in suggestions!)

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#there's some doubles and i used A FEW from my last queen playlists but ... this was SO MUCH FUN GEEZ I LOVE THIS #bohemian rhapsody #lucy boynton #rami malek #joe mazzello #gwilym lee #ben hardy #borhap #borhap cast #personal thingys #my playlists #again in no order or specific aesthetic i just listened to my music and went with my gut #and thanks for the suggestions everyone!!#joe's is chaotic af #gwil's is probably my fav aesthetically speaking like i'll listen to that one lots #i'll listen to all of these i mean it's from my music obviously i like them all #i was really happy they had both versions of you're so square but i don't care like i wanted that for rami #SO I HAD TO ADD BOTH THERE THEY ARE #i didn't have too many repeats in this or songs i reused from the queen ones so that's good!!#this is just so calming to make playlists like you guys don't even know this is what i do #adn i've never posted them like this like put it all together and typed it out and it's a lot of fun!!

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lichlover · 7 years ago

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hello can i get one order of taakitz fluff?? just. cuddles. jokes and japes. smth quiet n warm in front of a couch. thank u i adore u and your writing

happy birthday, seren!!! you’re an inspiration and an incredible talent and i’m so, so lucky to call you my friend. that said: one order of taakitz fluff, coming right up! i told you i was taking notes.

please consider donating to my ko-fi!

Kravitz can’t find his cloak.

That wouldn’t normally be a problem. It’s a material construct that he can dematerialize and summon at will. Technically, it’s an extension of his manifest, which in the past has led to some fairly interesting discussions over the sacrament of pillow talk. But lately he’s found snippets of information and common sense slipping through his brain like a sieve—human error, he might have called it, had he been human. The thing about the real world is that it’s bright and loud and it moves terribly fast, and the passage of time is stiffly marked by increments of hours and minutes and seconds, and for how long he’s been living with Taako in the material plane, one would think he’d be used to it.

He isn’t.

That’s why the watch sitting on his wrist reads a good ten minutes after when he was supposed to be at the office. (At least, it would, if it told time in minutes—it’s more of a vague impression of lateness, which Kravitz feels like a prickle across his neck.) Taako’s side of the bed is empty; he’s a surprisingly diligent early riser when he needs to be, which means he’s (a) already at work and (b) mercifully not there to see Kravitz on his knees, digging through the sea of clothes that smother the floor of their walk-in closet. It’s not the way he’d wanted to spend his morning and it certainly isn’t the way he’d expected.

He’s been at it for some time now—if he has to approximate, about the length of a wine being aged, or a star being born—and some endeavors, however brave, must ultimately be abandoned. Kravitz stands up, immediately slips on a gauzy blouse, and lands on his back with a mountain of scarves to cushion his fall. And oh, that is it. The sun isn’t risen and he’s already had it.

He storms into the living room in a huff, thinking maybe if he checks the coat rack one more time, it’ll just magically appear. The universe owes him a few small miracles, anyway. Unfortunately, it doesn’t seem to want him to cash in, because his cloak isn’t hanging on the rack, and it isn’t draped over the arm of their recliner like it is when he’s too agitated to bother. Kravitz’s gaze darts from the recliner to the couch, where a lamp’s soft light breaks up the monotony of darkness, and then he sees it. A layer of impossibly soft suede and peaceful, settled feathers, wrapped tightly around Taako’s sleeping form.

“Oh,” Kravitz breathes, and just like that, he morning’s frustration melts away. Taako’s ears are set at a relaxed incline, and his lips are slightly parted by the occasional shallow exhale. He’s actually sleeping, Kravitz knows; not trancing, because there is no telltale flutter of his eyelashes or complete, meditative stillness. When he shifts, the cloak shifts with him, feathers perking and ruffling before they settle again. Kravitz has never known it to attune itself to anyone other than him, but somehow, he thinks, it suits Taako well.

He rocks back on his heels, debating the possibility of just going to work without the thing; he can do without a little dramatic flair just once. Of course, his internal agonizing is promptly cut short when Taako stirs again and looks blearily up at him.

“Mm,” he says, and then tries again. “Hi.”

“Hi,” says Kravitz, softly. “I thought you were at work.”

Taako shrugs. “Couldn’t sleep. Thought I’d go ’n, uh…” He breaks off into a tiny yawn. “Thought I’d make some tea or somethin’. Kinda ended up here instead.”

Ended up here, indeed. Kravitz is familiar with Taako’s late-night pacing and unconventional rhythms. On some particularly restless nights, he’ll wake up to hear pots and pans clanging in the kitchen, or something sizzling on the stove. After he wakes up, he very rarely falls asleep again. Kravitz, for whom Circadian cycles really don’t mean anything, tends to stay up with him.

Which is why this is so rare. And now he’s kicking himself for practically standing around and waiting for Taako to wake, even though Taako himself doesn’t seem bothered. Instead, he detangles his arms from the folds of Kravitz’s cloak and reaches out.

“Why’re you just standin’ around like that?” he mumbles. “C’mere.”

Kravitz’s work-oriented self says, I can’t, I really have to go, it’s a lot easier than it should be to blow off an actual goddess and I shouldn’t be taking advantage of that. The part of him that’s exhausted and aching from frantically digging through a mountain of clothes gives in straightaway. He relents, and Taako inches toward the edge of the couch, still half-buried under a mound of feathers. With admittedly practiced ease, Kravitz climbs carefully over Taako’s legs and tosses a few pillows to the ground as he situates himself. Before he can get himself completely settled, though, Taako shifts again and tucks himself into Kravitz’s side, prodding at the cloak to drape it over them both. A soft, familiar hum of static ripples over them as it comes back into contact with its original owner, and the feathers shudder, then go dormant once more.

“I should be at work,” he says, to no one in particular.

The cloak flutters as Taako shrugs. “You can kick it for a couple hours, right? They try to send Barry or Lup after us, I’ll just throw up some good ol’ wards around the place.”

“You know that would kick me out too, right?”

“Really? Shit. Guess we’re livin’ on a prayer, then.” He snickers at his own wit. “Anyway, we both—we deserve a day off. Or at least a morning off. If it’s even morning. What time is it?”

Kravitz thumbs absently over Taako’s hairline and says, “What were you doing up?”

“Huh?” Taako’s eyes flick to his through a few angled feathers. “Like I said. Just, uh… just got, uh, restless. Happens sometimes, y’know?”

He’s holding Kravitz’s gaze too steadily. It’s a tell he himself is more than familiar with—in a gamble, for instance, a bluff is always faulted by the player’s overconfidence. If they act too honest, too assured, the façade drops faster than they can fold.

Taako is remarkably good at façades, but lying to Kravitz is the one thing he’s never seemed to have gotten down. It probably denotes something meaningful, which doesn’t really matter right now, because Kravitz is only concerned with why Taako would be lying.

The answer probably is, as it so often seems to be nowadays, Because I didn’t want you to worry.

His husband threads a few of the feathers between his fingers, and the back of Kravitz’s neck prickles, although not altogether unpleasantly. “Okay, yeah. It was just a—just a fucked-up nightmare, okay? I didn’t do anything bad. It’s all—Taako’s all good. I just couldn’t stay in there.” He tips his head in the vague direction of their bedroom, where the covers on their bed are now thrown back on both sides, and the floor is covered in clothing.

The cloak gives another brief, distinctly anxious shudder, and suddenly its attunement to Taako makes a lot more sense. Kravitz can feel that anxiety in the pit of his stomach as easily as if it were his own. If the cloak is an extension of his soul, then they’re soulbound, or something to that end. (There’s another word for what they are, in another universe, where those bonds are etched deep into their skin. But that sort of thing is better suited for a different story.)

So Taako isn’t all good. It doesn’t take a soulbinding to know that. But he shifts the cloak over his shoulder and Kravitz notices that his breathing is even, his pupils thin and ears still lying dormant. He is, for all intents and purposes, at peace as he tucks his head under Kravitz’s chin and toys with the collar of his shirt. There’s truth in that much, at least.

And maybe it’s selfish—hell, it’s probably the most wishful he’ll ever be in his thinking. But Kravitz can’t help but notice the way Taako shrinks stubbornly under the cloak, like it’s shielding against the open air or some residual darkness. And because it’s far too early in the morning and exhaustion is starting to drag at his eyelids again, he has to ask.

“Does this—does it help?”

“Does what help?”

“The, uh… the cloak.”

“It’s not—” Taako scoffs. “It’s not a fuckin’—security blanket. I was just cold, okay?”

He doesn’t want a response to that, not really. So Kravitz threads his fingers fondly through Taako’s hair, which as of late has been more of a reflex than anything else, and Taako moves a little closer and reaches up drowsily to return it in kind. Regardless of whatever had roused him at some ungodly hour, in the moment he looks more than recovered. Kravitz watches his eyelashes flutter and thinks as long as it’s over, he doesn’t need to know. Not now.

(It’ll come up in conversation, as it always does, over a candlelit table for two or in front of a raging fire when all they have is each other, and the honesty that follows at the heels of those moments. Sometimes truth is a slow burn, and sometimes it’s spontaneous and a little drunk, and they’ve both found they’re alright with that.)

The clock on their far wall ticks softly away, and they lie curled into each other under the cloak, dozing as the sky starts to grow paler and Kravitz’s watch informs him, in a language older than time itself, that it’s really not even worth going into work at this point. The Raven Queen’s resonance hasn’t reached out, he’s noticed; nor have Lup or Barry smashed through the entryway and demanded to know where the fight is. It’s a quiet, far-too-early morning, and they’re safe and warm and all they have is each other.

Taako is the first to break the silence.

“Alright,” he mumbles, and then, “fine, get off my shit, it kinda—it’s part of your manifest or whatever, right? So, yeah, it makes me feel safe. Duh.”

His expression is nearly impossible to make out under the feathered hem, but the tips of Taako’s ears are slightly flushed in a very familiar way.

You make me feel safe.

Kravitz has gotten pretty adept at reading between the lines, and for good reason.

“Well,” he says. “That’s what I’m here for. Quite literally, in this case.”

A bit of the cloak hits him in the shoulder, and, well, fine, he deserved that. “That barely made any fuckin’ sense.”

“It’s not even six-thirty, you can’t expect me to make sense.”

“You’re a dork,” Taako snarks, and tugs at his collar again, and pulls Kravitz in for a kiss. It’s sharp and languid and perfectly suited for the early morning, and the pale sky, and the way they’re both clinging to each other for balance. The cloak’s feathers jump and flutter excitedly. He’s late—dear gods, he’s so late—and it’s perfect.

They pull apart, and his husband’s voice is light and breathless as he says, “You stickin’ around?”

And it’s by sheer coincidence—although if the universe has taught him anything, it’s that a coincidence is more often than not a trick of Fate—that right then, the Raven Queen’s voice echoes in his head.

IS EVERYTHING ALRIGHT, MY SON? comes the projection, strong and full but cautious in volume (because they’ve both learned from incidents past). HAVE YOU ELECTED TO… TAKE A DAY OFF, AS THE MORTALS SAY?

Kravitz locks his gaze with Taako’s.

“Yeah,” he says. “I’m exactly where I need to be.”

#inkedinserendipity #ask #the adventure zone #taz balance #taakitz #fic #mine #happy birthday darling!!!

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soyestee · 2 years ago

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Lyrics by DARIO & ESTÉE ASTRA

(Dario) No disciple I don’t follow Pave my own path Find myself, not Waldo Oye, hermano Desperado En tu mano Tiene’ el mapa del dorado Where the pyramids? Tainted syllabus Where the spirit is? Feel my lyrics, kid Where the pyramids? Tainted syllabus Where the spirit is? Feel my lyrics, kid Power is not limited Doctrines got you riveted Don’t judge by appearances The verdict says you’re gods Don’t you feel the power Racing through your veins now Don’t you live in vain, huh Toast to all your pain Register the change Quarters for the train My mind is full of planes I can’t only stay insane They told me what I can’t Then I showed them who I am They thought it was my end But I’ve only just began I went and paid my dues Right on time, just like the rent These haters hit the snooze When I’m all they’ve ever dreamt Get up out your bed Go to school, you gon’ learn Left my text on read ‘cause probably can’t discern The highest in the room Man, I think I should descend Like Prometheus, I promise you The fire is within I’m bleeding through my pen Naked truth, but not ashamed A Phoenix in the rain Wildin’ out, never been tamed They can’t contain my fire The firemen have failed I went through livin’ hells And by heaven, don’t repent They told me “let it vent” This storm feels like torment Foundations to my home Stay grounded, like cement Stop with all the chant Now, excuse me, here’s a rant Teach children ‘bout the land The land before we landed We came from other planets That’s truth, believe it’s cannon Descendants of Atlantis See now, young Nostradamus Stranded out in Patmos You write yourself a Bible Higher than the atmos I fear, you false like idols Like serpents in the desert Don’t cross me, see me from miles Numbers, chapter twenty one, four Read up, gentiles Are we really pious? If we seek to glorify us? Your Midas touch is cursed You’re twisted, that’s arthritis Are we really pious? If we seek to glorify us? That’s complex, like messiahs Don’t save me from the fire

(Estée Astra) I came, I saw, I witnessed You can’t call me a pedestrian Made up of never ending loving hope and estrogen And peace The kind that never leaves The divots in your grey matter cut by your beliefs Motifs Perceiving dreams and streams Gas, liquid, solid and everything in the between Don’t disavow invitations to your crown To your inner Dionysus Fire always rises Surprises Alchemize and turn down for the essence like galactomyces The price is The difference betwixt Your ego eclipsed Sacrificed on the a milli, a milli of revivification Lit up DNA with new information That’s the situation That’s what’s going on Don’t save me from the fire This is how I feel Don’t save me from the fire I’m a feel what I’m a feel, I’m a feel what I’m a feel Don’t save me from the fire I'm one with my desire and I'm ok, I’m ok

#muse-ic

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namesnot-rick · 6 years ago

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Johnson and Gilligan’s “Two Weeks in Hell”

(And Other Strange Purchases from the Dream Marketplace)

“Excuse me, is that a Boeing-737?” I say, shuffling my feet toward the sun-bathed creature at my direct far-left. She looks puzzlingly; examiningly, I may say. The hiss and growl of machinery crawl in my ear and scream me deaf. I point the ample-titted Mary toward the hulking plane which soars just overhead and nearly rips my head in two.

“I said- is that a Boeing-737!”

“I can’t hear you over this Boeing-737!”

“What!”

“I said-” Useless. The woman-species has proven futile in the quest for a simple inquiry; not the first, nor the last time. The beastly idiot-mother - she which has denied the relinquishment of her youth for twenty years beyond her prime - those which should sag, perpetuated unnecessarily by the vanity of the grotesque, obscene, leech-brained Mother of the illiterate and the neurotic. I dream of heaving those mammaries-in-denial straight into the sky - sending them through a jet engine, shredded upon contact, clogging the deafening mechanical beast with silicon and sending it spiraling into the Atlantic abyss! What a glorious lark, what a plunge, what a-

“Excuse me, is that a Boeing-737!” says a blind fellow, whose grasp encompasses my shoulder.

“What!”

“I said, is that a-”

“Is that a Boeing-737!” He shrugs and falls away. Signs read, ‘Florida Man mauled to death poking alligator with stick down in the bayou’, and then flash green, and bathe under the sunlight for two hours, and then melt away. It is silent now except for the radiating humidity and a hose attached to an extinguisher, whirling in the air and spouting ocean-water until the water goes back in the ocean. The ocean is next to the road and the road is next to a highway and the highway is next to three buildings; one looks like Miami and the other looks like an airplane and the other looks like a hit disco nightclub, in bright blue neon script, “Havana.” Vehicles zip through the interstate route, six lanes of terrifying speed and inhumanity, the road threatening to jump up and and strike my elbow bloody and pull me down; litter-infested industrial non-sentient rats screaming by at eighty miles an hour and blowing down palm trees as they go by,

All standing between myself and the hit disco nightclub, “Havana.” Threat levels rise as I inch forward with a single-toe, testing the dangerous and rabid white-foaming waves, biting back, and

I close my eyes and hold my breath and plunge into the polychromatic midnight-indigo entrance of the hit disco nightclub, “Havana”; there’s another doorway and I’m in a dimly-lit waiting room. A bouncer stands before me, an immovable palm tree of a man with laser-show pink stealing through the cracks and reflecting against his massive white shoes.

“Tell me the business,” I say. He nods and steps aside. The beat rises like heat from the pavement, the funk pours in as the doorway proceeds open, lights dazzle epileptically across the purple-checkered dance floor, littered with inflatable tube men embracing and assaulting each other; simultaneous and communal and chaotic, stuck in their single inflatable spot and reaching across and then up and falling down, to repeat the process.

“A sight to behold,” a voice comes over the PA. I nod. Four non-inflatable men, apparently Puerto-Rican or Dominican, donning green-striped zoot suits, dart their eyes my way. Two drop their shades, like Risky Business; one spills his drink all over himself and blushes; the other, long and handsome, hair slicked all the way back, pulls me forth on an invisible rope, stringing me toward the floor and dancing away. I feel my bones give way to the liquid-

“Feel your bones melt into the radioactive beat, my sweet child,” says the PA. I am amid the chaos of dozens of inflatable men and four zoot-suited Dominicans, shoulders and waist in unison; the disco-flavor is ingestible, and open my eyes to see that I, too, am donning the slick-sly-livin’ green-striped zoot suit. This is the moment; I am the moment; I am not me; I am- I am- I am-

“You are the child of a new funk,” says the PA; euphoria emanates from my core, stings my extremities; I feel alive and dead and passed on to a higher groove.

“Florida Man mauled to death,” says the PA, and a beat drop. “Poking alligator,” the voice melts into the music, “down in the bayou.”

* * *

“We may have to commit violent crimes,” says the slick green zoot to his friends, over a radioactive yellow drink that spills over the side and melts through the wood floor.

“I don’t think.”

“We could, but the logistical processes are immense.”

“Is she prepared for-”

“Of course she-”

“The island is a horrible dangerous venue, complete with razor blades on all corners of the mountain, and such a trek could not possibly be expected of a mere-”

“Are you in?” The zoots pause their quibbling; they shoot expecting glances toward me. “Are you in,” he repeats. Anticipation motors overhead, lingers in the air like silicon-shredded tits behind a malfunctioned jet engine. The inflatable tube men lean closer. The music ceases; the frogs no longer croak; the world is at a stand still. “Are you-”

“Well, is this Havana?” I reply. It remains still for a moment; the men then throw their collective arms up with all the inflatable tube men, and a ‘huzzah’ the size of Tampa overtakes the “Havana.” I relish briefly in the sweet moment and three of the zoots melt into the floor; the remaining one follows me toward the backroom. There stands another palm-tree bouncer with huge white shoes.

“It is Tuesday,” he tells me.

“Now it is Thursday,” I reply as Christ himself, shattering the previously accepted bounds of time and space. He complies. The zoot hurries alongside my epochal steps, which surpass thousands of documents in a mere instant. The room we enter is dark, noir-esque; my zoot suit turns monochromatic. The room is heated, dry like baked ceramic. It pervades my lungs. It smells of vast conspiracy.

“We’re looking for a book,” he says. I slant my eyes and light a cigarette, and look about the room. A small office, blinds drawn, entirely black and white. A coat rack in the corner is bare; papers are strewn hectically across the desk in front of dozens of filing cabinets. The door reads, backwards, ‘FITZGERALD, M.D.’ I remember being here before; scheming of some sort, and the overwhelming existential dread of a plan gone awry. I clear my throat, compose myself, exhale smoke from my nose, and speak from the far corner of my mouth:

“What kind of book… fiction?” The zoot falls silent and looks suspiciously at the oncoming shadow; he hides behind the coat rack. A dame staggers in and falls drunkenly across the desk, failing to notice me standing there with a cigarette frozen to my lips. An incoherent tune passes through her messy red lipstick in heaving, inebriated sighs. Some sort of old jazzy standard, mixed with a cheap perversion of the Star Spangled Banner. Her sweeping, bare leg knocks a stapler across the floor, and she looks up with the expression of a junkie whose stove has caught fire.

“Who are-” she burps, the words falling from her slacken jaw. “You’re not supposed- this isn’t your office.”

“Dammit, Johnson, get this whore out of here!” the zoot exclaims fiercely, storming out from behind the wall with a ‘FITZGERALD, M.D.’ nametag sewn to his shirt. “This is no time for games; I, the owner of this fine establishment, have pressing matters to attend to.”

“I don’t understand-” the zoot knocks her unconscious with a swift and gruesome blow to her painted cheek; the whore goes flying into the back wall, and the zoot turns away with the look of a prize fighter, shaking his hand painfully. He rips off the nametag, crushes it beneath his foot, and spits on the remains.

“My name’s not Fitzgerald, anyway.”

“Who’s Johnson?”

“We’re in too deep now, Johnson.”

“What about the book,” I reply.

“Yes, of course; nonfiction. Island based. Look for the volcano with razors,” says the zoot. I drag the befallen whore across the floor to get to the ‘I’ filing terminal. Behind her is a pool of dried blood; her lipstick has turned a shade of grey. Sunlight, peering through the drawn shades, strikes obliquely across her exposed cleavage.

“What a mess,” I comment. The zoot spins his detective hat around and removes a magnifying glass from the front of his pocket.

“We’re in too deep now,” he says.

“We haven’t much time.”

“We’ve committed a violent crime, Johnson. Barbaric, illegal, striking at the very core of man’s depraved soul. The question is: whether you, a capable man but surely one of a decent moral fibre, maybe a tinge of childhood innocence lurking in your soul - whether you are willing to confront those demons when the inevitable day comes.”

“Volcano with razors,” I reply.

“This is not a game. The stakes have been raised infinitely. This poor woman, probably a mother, certainly a daughter - her blood is on our hands.”

“Volcano with razors. Volcano with razors. Volcano with”

“That is the owner’s daughter which you’ve so ruthlessly struck down, Johnson. Notice the dark-grey appearance about her; lifeless! just as every other god-forsaken item in this room. Gone. Dead. Sunken into the earth, receded into a dark and timeless void beyond our solar system. She, whose demise is a mere infinitesimal speck on the blood-stained shirt of humanity’s graveyard!”

“Volcano with razors.”

“Murder, Johnson; goddammit, it’s murder!”

“Got it! Volcano with razors.”

“Delightful!” The zoot rubs his fingers across my cheek affectionately, burns my temple with a wet kiss, and removes the book from my grasp. He rotates it thrice, and sifts through the pages hastily.

“Aha!” he exclaims. “This is it. You’ve done it again, Johnson!”

“Volcano with razors.”

“Yes, Johnson, very good.”

“Volcano with razors.”

“We must first attain a million dollar boat; inflatable, preferably. And then we may proceed to the next step of our plan.”

“What is the next step,” I inquire.

“We may have to commit more violent crimes, Johnson.”

“It’s Tuesday now,” I reply five days later. The zoot has crowded himself into the back corner, five o’clock shadow stuck indelibly to his chin. He gnaws hungrily at the cuff of his suit, struck by the vanity of it all.

“Johnson, we’ve killed the owner’s daughter.”

“Have we yet attained the million dollar boat.”

“I cannot stand to look anymore at these grey walls. A man needs color in his life, Johnson. A man needs sexual gratification. Will you make love to me, Johnson?”

“It is Wednesday now.”

“Have you any idea what it is like to starve oneself of physical intimacy and nutritional sustenance for nearly a week, Johnson? I could eat my own suit.”

“You already have,” I reply.

“That is correct, yes. I remember yesterday quite clearly. The pain is immense, but my memory is still sharp. I say, Johnson, the digestion of that seersucker cotton has certainly been something of a struggle.”

“Yes, it has.”

“Oh, the defecation, don’t mind that. Merely the sign of a healthy and functioning digestive system. In the black and white you cannot make out the entrails quite so clearly.”

“It is Sunday now.”

“The Lord’s day on Earth, Johnson. Perhaps this time he shall save us from this noir-influenced hellhole. Johnson, are you going to eat that suit anytime soon?”

“I am quite full, courtesy of the dinners brought to us by the owner’s secretary.”

“May I have that suit?”

“It is Thursday now.”

“One week and nine days, Johnson. An insufferable experience, surely; but there is no man I would have rather spent it with than you.”

“I’m a woman.” The phone rings.

“Yes,” the zoot says. “Killed the owner’s daughter, yes. Banned from the club, you say? The most expected route of action, undoubtedly. I am truly sorry for going through your things, sir. Yes, I will let Johnson know. Yes, yes. No, no. Perhaps. Well, I would not say I was discourteous in refusing the secretary’s dinners, but I was quite full from the suit; you could understand. Mmhm. Repulsive, you say? Well, I have not exactly kept my body in peak physical condition, but that seems a bit harsh. Get the Hell out? Surely, sir. Thank you for the extended stay.”

“Johnson.”

“Yes?”

“Check the phone, please.”

“But you’re holding the phone.”

“Not this phone; the computer… no, not that computer; the printer.” There is a letter, in color, designed much in the way of a diploma. It reads: ‘We hereby grant the deed of ONE ONE-MILLION DOLLAR INFLATABLE BOAT to a Mr. D. Gilligan, courtesy of the Avalanche Holding Company.’

“Who is D. Gilligan,” I inquire.

“Avalanche Holding Company… where do I know that name?”

“Who is D. Gilligan?”

* * *

“I tell you, I’ve had plenty of fine meals in my lifetime, but nothing in life compares to the pop! of the reds and blues and yellows after two weeks and two days in that monotonous hellhole.” Gilligan has one hand on the steering wheel of his classic convertible sportcar, and the other is chomping on the blunt end of a thicket of seersucker cotton. His teeth gnash expertly through the various tightly-wound fibers, and sit dryly at the back of his throat.

“Johnson, grab me a glass of water, will you?”

“You haven’t any water in here.”

“Grab it from the ocean, Johnson! The coastline is your proverbial oyster! Nothing can stop us now; ‘tis but a dreamland!” I do exactly so, and he thanks me kindly while removing his other hand from the wheel to suck down the musty ocean water. “Doesn’t it feel good to be alive once more, my friend?” Johnson throws the glass across the interstate pavement, and places a pair of sunglasses at the tip of his nose. “Miami Vice, Johnson!”

“I suppose it feels positively enlivening to be alive, Gilligan.”

“You know, Johnson, I’ve grown quite fond of you over these past two weeks in Hell. You’ve danced with the inflatable, committed violent crimes, graciously surrendered your suit to my digestive tract, and then watched me strain and yank that very suit from my bloody asshole.”

“I suppose I have, Gilligan. I’d like to think of us as partners; quick-thinking, detective types. Struggling immensely through the hard times, and, as of now, enjoying the fresh and colorful breaths of a life on the run.”

“Indeed, Johnson, a positively liberating lifestyle. That was very well put; have you considered writing the next great American novel?”

“I fancy a working class tale myself, Gilligan. One which speaks to the fiercest plights of our downtrodden peoples; the chilling battle cry of a hundred million in unison, calling upon Marx’s inevitable ascent and ushering in the calm and slumbering twilight of man’s existence.”

“Yes; yes! That which shall tickle furiously at the very pudenda of the working man’s discontented soul!”

“A tale of sound and fury, Gilligan, though told by an idiot it shall not be! I envision the vanguard of a new and permanent order, under which our people shall at last flourish in material and intellectual prosperity.”

“I have always desired the stately mustache of an absolute ruler, Johnson.”

Perhaps I shall entitle it: Gilligan and Johnson’s ‘Two Weeks in Hell.’”

“Try this on for size: Johnson and Gilligan’s ‘Two Weeks in Hell.’” The flattering sentiment hangs in the air, accompanied by a coastline peace and the low whirring of a well-functioning motor vehicle. Before us, the sunset twists into deep blues and reds, the palette of God’s own improvised brush for the enjoyment of a few appreciative mortals. The highway breeze spindles delicately about my bonneted hair; I feel like Elizabeth Taylor from the movies. No - Thelma and Louise. No - Bonnie and Clyde. Outlaws on the run, mired in chaos; forced by our respective low upbringings to commit violent crimes, and finding in the process that we love the thrill of it all. And what better place

“What better place,” I look over at Gilligan, “than sunny Miami, Florida.”

“I tell you, Johnson, I am not set at ease by this whole Avalanche Holding Company thing. It feels like a classic ploy from the movies.”

“How do you mean?”

“Well, what the hell would an avalanche be doing all the way out here in the sun and bayou?”

* * *

Feeling several miles beyond the civilisation of the metropolis, Gilligan and I look about the shipping yard with squinted eyes. Silent apprehension creeps toward and festers under our fingernails. It is thick with flour. It pervades like bacterial mud-soup. It leeches at the sides of our matching leather platforms; unties our premium polyester shoelaces; discolors the bottoms of our four-hundred dollar green-striped zoot suits.

“Tragedy strikes,” says Gilligan, “in the muddiest of crevices.”

“Vanity is not a luxury afforded to the working class,” I reply.

“Even Tony Montana had to dirty his shoes every once in a while.”

“Montana, you say?”

“What about it?”

“Don’t they have avalanches in Montana?”

“My God, Johnson! Where is our MILLION DOLLAR INFLATABLE BOAT????” In pure shock and revulsion, I turn to see a strange man charge Gilligan with a crowbar and strike him twice across the skull!

“The zoot man is dead!” he exclaims in an Eastern European accent to his charging accomplice, a table-sized pizza box with eight menacing legs extending well over a foot into the air.

“O zoot está morto!” responds the beastly creation, its pizza-box mouth flapping triumphantly.

“You fucking bastard!” I shout, pulling a four-inch dagger from my green-striped zoot suit and promptly jabbing it several times into the side of the wicked Bulgarian swine. He falls to his side wheezing, splattering mud across my green-striped zoot suit; he convulses erratically in the desperate fashion of an inflatable tube man.

“It is the tube man!” I respond horrifically, the full weight of this conspiracy before my disbelieving eyes.

“Ah, veja, ele é o cara do metrô, mas eu sou o Avalanche!” The arachnid pizza box rears his back toward me, and reveals the letters upon it, spelled across the cardboard in faded ink: ‘COURTESY OF THE AVALANCHE HOLDING COMPANY.’

“It cannot- no, it cannot be!” I fall back several steps as the table-board-eight-legged-freak inches toward me, cackling heinously, deafeningly, each leg stabbing inexorably into my predestined fate. I hold to my dagger in trembling fear; the beast’s shrills grow nearer.

“A avalanche atinge o pior ao amanhecer!” With a single crow-barred blow, the revived Gilligan collapses the monster in the stew-thickened mud. The beasts transmutes immediately into a vile, Portuguese conquistador, whose twirling facial hair and fragile, South European frame are caked in the bayou earth.

“O sofrimento; O sofrimento,” he whispers despairingly. Stimulated by the violent crime and the near death of my closest companion, I throw myself onto the useless conquistador and jab my dagger into his belly repeatedly. Entrails spill out onto the tip, which I promptly wipe across his teary, dirt-plastered cheek.

The imperialist cunt cries aloud, pleading for mercy, claiming his innocence in the vain last breaths of the desperate and pathetic; in his infantile hysterics, I derive a cold and unfeeling pride, that of the unchallenged victor, forgetting the presence of my faithful companion for the briefest moment. With a swift one-two, I pull his blood-suffocated tongue from his throat and cut horizontally, leaving a long gash which flows exceptionally across quivering lips. Pulling the tongue apart, I peer in as one might at a piece of seared pork, to make sure it is of an acceptable internal temperature.

“O, ye sweet red-milk of the soon deceased, ye tender flesh of the befallen conquistador!”

“Johnson.”

“O, ye convulsing body of the sick Portuguese whore! O, ye bloody triumph and arousal!”

“Johnson!”

“My Lord, Gilligan; when did you arrive?”

“Johnson, we must make it to the sea; the great pangs of our journey lie ahead yet.”

“A volcano with razors?”

“Indeed, my dearest friend. Now, that MILLION DOLLAR INFLATABLE BOAT has got to be around here somewhere.”

“Could it be near the sea?”

“Genius, Johnson! Simply stupendous, on the ball, on top of one’s feet, thinking on the balls of your feet, Johnson!”

“It is Friday now.”

“That it is, Johnson, and the shallow Everglades are nearly behind us. Phone for you, Johnson.”

“Hello?”

“This is your mother; when will you be coming back home to Nebraska?”

“Whenever; I have new a new friend now.”

“The meatloaf is almost cold,” she responds in a heaving sigh.

“I’ve committed serious violent crimes, Mother.”

“You’ve what?”

“And I’ll commit them against you if you’re not careful, you crustaceous, obscene, darling bovine cunt.” I drop the phone in the water, and a stillness permeates the air. Gilligan continues chewing on the sopping ends of a thin slice of seersucker cotton, stabbed through on the end by a wooden prod.

“Easier for bayou dipping,” Gilligan explains, to which I nod agreeably.

“Say, Gilligan?”

“What’s the word, Johnson.”

“I’ve been thinking. We haven’t quite confronted the nature of our violent crimes, have we?”

“Death toll of three, Johnson. Such is the life of crime-detectives on the run; we who’ve lived an extensive two weeks through the fiery plight of Hell, endured hardship and near starvation in the depths of a noir-influenced catatonia.”

“Well… what will I tell my kids?”

“Have you any children, Johnson? This is pertinent information, you should’ve warned me sooner. Kids carry diseases, Johnson. Swampy diseases. Dysentery, chlamydia, influenza, schizophrenia, the like. Have you dysentery?”

“No; nothing of the sort.”

“Then get to the point, you sentimental bastard.”

“Well, provided I do. How do I look them in the eye and tell them I murdered a table-sized, pizza-box, Portuguese, arachnid conquistador in cold blood? That I truly enjoyed slicing open his tongue like a pan-seared pork fillet?” Gilligan mulls over the question pensively for several moments, seeming quite perplexed by the potential moral quandary of our actions. Looking ahead toward our destination, he responds:

“That is something you’ve got to confront, my dearest amigo. In the meantime, we’ve a volcano with razors on our mind.” Gilligan, finishing his piece of seersucker, looks about himself, and has tragically run dry of the digestible fabric. He clutches impatiently at his stick, slaps it against the side of his boat to the tune of Smoke on the Water. Smoke rises from the water; something sinister stirs beneath the surface. “Say, could I get a slice of your shirt, Johnson?”

“Why, you’ve ate it all alread-”

“Johnson, look - a beastly gator; a dirty swamp-toothed reptilian of the sea! Perhaps I shall poke it with this handy stick!”

“Gilligan, no!”

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DO THEM QUESTIONS TOO BBY, A L L. O F. T H E M. /ineedtoknowmoarabtsenpaihuehuehqodbaosk/ ( ˘▽˘)teheh--

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?Not really.2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?Four tbh. I don't really like the dark too much?? It isn't 100% afraid of the dark, more of what's within it and watching me, you know?3. The person you would never want to meet?Donald Trump. I'd probably end up beating the shit out of him.4. What is your favorite word?Fuck5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?A weeping willow! I rlly love them and they're so pretty 6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?"Oh god"7. What shirt are you wearing?My 'Gaming Peridot' shirt! Hella comfy 8. What do you label yourself as?A Raging Bisexual9. Bright room or dark room?Dark bc nap time10. What were you doing at midnight last night?Tryin to help a fren out11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?Like,, five? I was livin on a farm w/ goats and a cow who thought he was a goat. I also rlly like my age now bc my birbs, cats and pupper12. Who told you they loved you last?My dad. It was kinda awkward 13. Your worst enemy?My mom's boyfriend. He's a dick.14. What is your current desktop picture?I think my last desktop picture on my sisters computer was Zenyetta from OW15. Do you like someone?Possibly 16. The last song you listened to?Wait For It from Hamilton 17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?Probably myself 18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?My mom and my mom's boyfriend 19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?Probably Ohmwrecker?? I'd force him to play video games with me20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)My thighs,, thicc af 21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?I'd be taller, have a lil bit of muscle and if wank it22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?Falling asleep in the most uncomfortable places 23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?Basements. Don't like em,, never will. I used to be rlly fuckin afraid of mirrors too?? I'd scream and start crying whenever I saw one24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.Steak and cheese, pepper, onion, spinach and ranch 25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?Bird clipping, some snack, lighter fluid and so on26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?F r a n c e27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?Captain Morgan 28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? Weed is legal and you can't do shit about it29. What is your favorite expletive?Fuck30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?Probably my Eevee??31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?Abuse.32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!Japan, France or Greece33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?My cat. Junebug34. What was your last dream about?Tbh I don't know?? I think it was one where I had a twin sister and bad things happened and it ended up with my head bashed into a water fountain and my eye missing.35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]?Are you a good person to animals?36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?Yup. All throughout my life. Got sick a lot as a kid and later in life a ton of shit happened and wowow a lot of hospital visits 37. Have you ever built a snowman?Every year38. What is the color of your socks?I don't have any on, but I love my funky socks. They have wild designs and I like to mismatch them39. What type of music do you like?Anything and everything40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?Sunsets41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?Peanut butter and banana 42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)Cincinnati Bengals for American football, but I don't rlly know any soccer teams qrivnb never found interest in the sport43. Do you have any scars?Yup. One on my chin, my knees and elbows, forearm, stomach, forearm and abdomen area44. What do you want to be when you graduate?Zookeeper45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?Weight46. Are you reliable?I mean, kinda?? Like I am at times, but then other times I suck complete ass47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?Have you completed your life goals?48. Do you hold grudges?Yes. I hold them very easily and for years at a time49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?An owl and a wolf 50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?I accidentally sent a friend a weird picture of my face and I screamed for them to delete their messages and to not look then I sent a crying picture with "hnnng" across the bottom.51. Are you a good liar?Yes52. How long could you go without talking?Like,, three days to never replying ever 53. What has been you worst haircut/style?I cut my hair to ears length and I justSweet child why,, multiple people called me young man too54. Have you ever baked your own cake?Yes55. Can you do any accents other than your own?Yea I pick up on accents vvv easilyI was talking to my sister and slipped into what people would call a "Boston accent" and my sister was like "dude wtf you went all Boston on us,, u doin okay?"56. What do you like on your toast?Butter and jelly 57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?A mask for my oc?58. What would be you dream car?Jeep59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.I sing and sit instead of standing60. Do you believe in aliens?Yes 61. Do you often read your horoscope?Nah62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?J or W63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?Why can't it be both???64. What do you think about babies?Please don't put them in my arms,, I don't wanna drop em65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of.Penis

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Glee Soundtrack Rating Project Results: justgleekout

@justgleekout

Favourite character: Kurt Hummel

Least favourite character: Will Schuester

Favourite season: Season 3

Least favourite season: Season 6

Mean song rating: 6.88

Mean song rating for favourite character's songs: 7.59

Mean song rating for favourite character's solos: 8

Mean song rating season 1: 6.9

Mean song rating season 2: 6.79

Mean song rating season 3: 7.09

Mean song rating season 4: 6.73

Mean song rating season 5: 6.94

Mean song rating season 6: 6.79

Songs rated: 701

[ID: A bar chart titled Number of songs assigned each rating by Justgleekout, illustrating the number of times each score was assigned to a song by Justgleekout. 10 was assigned 5 times, 9 was assigned 35 times, 8 was assigned 184 times, 7 was assigned 240 times, 6 was assigned 145 times, 5 was assigned 74 times, 4 was assigned 14 times, 3 was assigned 3 times, 2 was assigned 0 times, 1 was assigned 1 times, and 1 songs were not rated.]

About the Project | Results Masterpost

Ranking:

1. (10) - S1x18 - Rose's Turn

2. (10) - S2x04 - Happy Days Are Here Again/Get Happy

3. (10) - S2x18 - As If We Never Said Goodbye

4. (10) - S5x06 - Just the Way You Are

5. (10) - S5x20 - American Boy

6. (9) - S1x11 - Don't Make Me Over

7. (9) - S1x13 - You Can't Always Get What You Want

8. (9) - S1x15 - Burning Up

9. (9) - S1x20 - Bad Romance

10. (9) - S1x21 - Another One Bites the Dust

11. (9) - S1x21 - Give Up the Funk

12. (9) - S1x22 - Don't Stop Believing (Regionals)

13. (9) - S2x05 - Touch a Touch a Touch a Touch Me

14. (9) - S2x13 - Take Me or Leave Me

15. (9) - S2x16 - Blackbird

16. (9) - S2x18 - Somewhere Only We Know

17. (9) - S2x21 - My Man

18. (9) - S2x22 - For Good

19. (9) - S3x02 - Something's Coming

20. (9) - S3x03 - It's All Over

21. (9) - S3x09 - Let It Snow

22. (9) - S3x14 - Cough Syrup

23. (9) - S3x15 - Rio/Hungry Like the Wolf

24. (9) - S3x18 - Not the Boy Next Door

25. (9) - S3x21 - Tongue Tied

26. (9) - S3x22 - You Get What You Give

27. (9) - S4x03 - Everybody Wants to Rule the World

28. (9) - S4x07 - Heroes

29. (9) - S4x09 - Being Alive

30. (9) - S4x09 - Being Good Isn't Good Enough

31. (9) - S4x21 - Higher Ground

32. (9) - S5x09 - I Believe in a Thing Called Love

33. (9) - S5x10 - Don't You (Forget About Me)

34. (9) - S5x11 - I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For

35. (9) - S5x13 - I Am Changing

36. (9) - S5x15 - I'm Still Here

37. (9) - S5x19 - I Melt with You

38. (9) - S5x20 - Pompeii

39. (9) - S6x02 - Tightrope

40. (9) - S6x11 - We Built This City

41. (8) - S1x04 - Taking Chances

42. (8) - S1x05 - Alone

43. (8) - S1x05 - Maybe This Time

44. (8) - S1x05 - Somebody to Love

45. (8) - S1x06 - It's My Life/Confessions Part II

46. (8) - S1x06 - Halo/Walking On Sunshine

47. (8) - S1x07 - No Air

48. (8) - S1x07 - Keep Holding On

49. (8) - S1x10 - Lean On Me

50. (8) - S1x12 - Jump

51. (8) - S1x12 - Smile (Charlie Chaplin)

52. (8) - S1x12 - Smile (Lily Allen)

53. (8) - S1x13 - Don't Rain on My Parade

54. (8) - S1x13 - My Life Would Suck Without You

55. (8) - S1x14 - Highway to Hell

56. (8) - S1x15 - Express Yourself

57. (8) - S1x15 - 4 Minutes

58. (8) - S1x15 - Like a Prayer

59. (8) - S1x15 - Vogue

60. (8) - S1x16 - Home

61. (8) - S1x16 - One Less Bell to Answer/A House Is Not a Home

62. (8) - S1x18 - Jessie's Girl

63. (8) - S1x18 - One

64. (8) - S1x20 - Shout It Out Loud

65. (8) - S1x22 - Bohemian Rhapsody

66. (8) - S1x22 - To Sir, With Love

67. (8) - S1x22 - Faithfully

68. (8) - S1x22 - Any Way You Want It/Lovin' Touchin' Squeezin'

69. (8) - S2x02 - The Only Exception

70. (8) - S2x03 - Losing My Religion

71. (8) - S2x03 - I Want to Hold Your Hand

72. (8) - S2x04 - Le Jazz Hot

73. (8) - S2x04 - Don't Go Breaking My Heart

74. (8) - S2x05 - Whatever Happened to Saturday Night?

75. (8) - S2x05 - Sweet Transvestite

76. (8) - S2x05 - Time Warp

77. (8) - S2x05 - There's a Light (Over at the Frankenstein Place)

78. (8) - S2x05 - Damn It, Janet

79. (8) - S2x05 - Science Fiction Double Feature

80. (8) - S2x05 - Planet, Schmanet, Janet

81. (8) - S2x06 - Stop! In the Name of Love/Free Your Mind

82. (8) - S2x06 - Start Me Up/Livin' on a Prayer

83. (8) - S2x07 - Singing In the Rain/Umbrella

84. (8) - S2x07 - Nowadays/Hot Honey rag

85. (8) - S2x08 - Just the Way You Are

86. (8) - S2x08 - Marry You

87. (8) - S2x09 - Dog Days Are Over

88. (8) - S2x10 - Baby, It's Cold Outside

89. (8) - S2x11 - Thriller/Heads Will Roll

90. (8) - S2x12 - P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)

91. (8) - S2x12 - When I Get You Alone

92. (8) - S2x12 - Silly Love Songs

93. (8) - S2x13 - Somebody to Love

94. (8) - S2x13 - Baby

95. (8) - S2x14 - My Headband

96. (8) - S2x15 - Animal

97. (8) - S2x17 - Ain't No Way

98. (8) - S2x18 - I've Gotta Be Me

99. (8) - S2x18 - Born This Way

100. (8) - S2x18 - I Feel Pretty/Unpretty

101. (8) - S2x19 - I Don't Want to Know

102. (8) - S2x19 - Go Your Own Way

103. (8) - S2x19 - Don't Stop

104. (8) - S2x21 - Pure Imagination

105. (8) - S2x21 - Try a Little Tenderness

106. (8) - S3x01 - It's Not Unusual

107. (8) - S3x01 - Anything Goes/Anything You Can Do

108. (8) - S3x01 - Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead

109. (8) - S3x02 - I'm the Greatest Star

110. (8) - S3x03 - Cool

111. (8) - S3x04 - Last Friday Night

112. (8) - S3x06 - I Can't Go for That/You Make My Dreams Come True

113. (8) - S3x06 - Hot for Teacher

114. (8) - S3x07 - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

115. (8) - S3x07 - Perfect

116. (8) - S3x07 - Constant Craving

117. (8) - S3x08 - Man in the Mirror

118. (8) - S3x08 - ABC

119. (8) - S3x09 - All I Want for Christmas Is You

120. (8) - S3x09 - Do They Know It's Christmas?

121. (8) - S3x09 - Extraordinary Merry Christmas

122. (8) - S3x09 - My Favorite Things

123. (8) - S3x11 - Scream

124. (8) - S3x11 - Black or White

125. (8) - S3x11 - Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'

126. (8) - S3x11 - Human Nature

127. (8) - S3x11 - I Want You Back

128. (8) - S3x13 - Let Me Love You

129. (8) - S3x13 - Love Shack

130. (8) - S3x14 - Here's to Us

131. (8) - S3x16 - You Should Be Dancing

132. (8) - S3x16 - Stayin' Alive

133. (8) - S3x16 - Disco Inferno

134. (8) - S3x16 - Night Fever

135. (8) - S3x17 - I Have Nothing

136. (8) - S3x17 - My Love Is Your Love

137. (8) - S3x17 - So Emotional

138. (8) - S3x18 - The Music of the Night

139. (8) - S3x19 - Big Girls Don't Cry

140. (8) - S3x20 - Flashdance...What a Feeling

141. (8) - S3x21 - Paradise By the Dashboard Light

142. (8) - S3x21 - We Are the Champions

143. (8) - S3x21 - It's All Coming Back to Me Now

144. (8) - S3x21 - Edge of Glory

145. (8) - S3x21 - Pinball Wizard

146. (8) - S3x22 - I'll Remember

147. (8) - S3x22 - In My Life

148. (8) - S3x22 - Roots Before Branches

149. (8) - S4x01 - New York State of Mind

150. (8) - S4x02 - Womanizer

151. (8) - S4x03 - The Way You Look Tonight/You're Never Fully Dressed Without a Smile

152. (8) - S4x04 - Teenage Dream (Acoustic)

153. (8) - S4x04 - Barely Breathing

154. (8) - S4x05 - Blow Me (One Last Kiss)

155. (8) - S4x07 - My Dark Side

156. (8) - S4x08 - Let's Have a Kiki/Turkey Lurkey Time

157. (8) - S4x12 - Let Me Love You (Until You Learn to Love Yourself)

158. (8) - S4x12 - This Is the New Year

159. (8) - S4x13 - Don't Stop Me Now

160. (8) - S4x13 - Girl On Fire

161. (8) - S4x14 - Just Can't Get Enough

162. (8) - S4x14 - You're All I Need to Get By

163. (8) - S4x14 - Anything Could Happen

164. (8) - S4x15 - Shout

165. (8) - S4x15 - Come What May

166. (8) - S4x15 - Old Time Rock & Roll/Danger Zone

167. (8) - S4x15 - Footloose

168. (8) - S4x16 - Closer

169. (8) - S4x17 - Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go

170. (8) - S4x18 - Say

171. (8) - S4x19 - Outcast

172. (8) - S4x21 - For Once in My Life

173. (8) - S4x21 - Uptight (Everything's Alright)

174. (8) - S4x21 - Signed, Sealed, Delivered, I'm Yours

175. (8) - S4x21 - You Are the Sunshine of My Life

176. (8) - S4x21 - Superstition

177. (8) - S4x22 - All or Nothing

178. (8) - S5x01 - Help!

179. (8) - S5x01 - All You Need Is Love

180. (8) - S5x01 - Got to Get You Into My Life

181. (8) - S5x02 - Here Comes the Sun

182. (8) - S5x02 - Get Back

183. (8) - S5x04 - Marry the Night

184. (8) - S5x05 - On Our Way

185. (8) - S5x06 - Piano Man

186. (8) - S5x06 - My Life

187. (8) - S5x06 - You May Be Right

188. (8) - S5x06 - Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)

189. (8) - S5x07 - You're My Best Friend

190. (8) - S5x07 - Nasty/Rhythm Nation

191. (8) - S5x09 - Whenever I Call You Friend

192. (8) - S5x10 - Hold On

193. (8) - S5x10 - Barracuda

194. (8) - S5x10 - Gloria

195. (8) - S5x11 - America

196. (8) - S5x11 - More Than a Feeling

197. (8) - S5x11 - Mr. Roboto/Counting Stars

198. (8) - S5x12 - Toxic

199. (8) - S5x13 - Be Okay

200. (8) - S5x14 - You Make Me Feel So Young

201. (8) - S5x14 - Best Day of My Life

202. (8) - S5x14 - Rockstar

203. (8) - S5x14 - People

204. (8) - S5x15 - Broadway Baby

205. (8) - S5x17 - Pumpin Blood

206. (8) - S5x19 - Take Me Home Tonight

207. (8) - S5x20 - No Time At All

208. (8) - S5x20 - Glitter in the Air

209. (8) - S6x02 - Take On Me

210. (8) - S6x02 - Home

211. (8) - S6x02 - Mustang Sally

212. (8) - S6x03 - You Learn/You've Got a Friend

213. (8) - S6x04 - Thousand Miles

214. (8) - S6x05 - Father Figure

215. (8) - S6x05 - My Sharona

216. (8) - S6x06 - What the World Needs Now

217. (8) - S6x06 - They Long to Be Close to You

218. (8) - S6x07 - I Know Where I've Been

219. (8) - S6x09 - I Want to Break Free

220. (8) - S6x10 - Rise

221. (8) - S6x11 - Mickey

222. (8) - S6x13 - Daydream Believer

223. (8) - S6x13 - Someday We'll Be Together

224. (8) - S6x13 - I Lived

225. (7) - S1x01 - Can't Fight This Feeling

226. (7) - S1x01 - Don't Stop Believing (Pilot)

227. (7) - S1x01 - Rehab

228. (7) - S1x01 - Leaving On a Jet Plane

229. (7) - S1x02 - Take a Bow

230. (7) - S1x02 - Gold Digger

231. (7) - S1x03 - Bust Your Windows

232. (7) - S1x03 - Mercy

233. (7) - S1x07 - Hate On Me

234. (7) - S1x07 - Ride Wit Me

235. (7) - S1x07 - You Keep Me Hanging On

236. (7) - S1x08 - I Could Have Danced All Night

237. (7) - S1x08 - Sweet Caroline

238. (7) - S1x09 - Dancing With Myself

239. (7) - S1x09 - Proud Mary

240. (7) - S1x10 - I'll Stand By You

241. (7) - S1x11 - Imagine

242. (7) - S1x13 - And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going

243. (7) - S1x14 - Hello, I Love You

244. (7) - S1x14 - Gives You Hell

245. (7) - S1x14 - Hello, Goodbye

246. (7) - S1x14 - Hello

247. (7) - S1x15 - Like a Virgin

248. (7) - S1x15 - Borderline/Open Your Heart

249. (7) - S1x16 - Fire

250. (7) - S1x16 - A House Is Not a Home

251. (7) - S1x16 - Beautiful

252. (7) - S1x17 - U Can't Touch This

253. (7) - S1x17 - Total Eclipse of the Heart

254. (7) - S1x17 - Run Joey Run

255. (7) - S1x18 - The Boy Is Mine

256. (7) - S1x18 - Lady Is a Tramp

257. (7) - S1x19 - Safety Dance

258. (7) - S1x19 - Dream a Little Dream

259. (7) - S1x19 - Dream On

260. (7) - S1x19 - I Dreamed a Dream

261. (7) - S1x20 - Funny Girl

262. (7) - S1x21 - Loser

263. (7) - S1x21 - Good Vibrations

264. (7) - S1x22 - Over the Rainbow

265. (7) - S2x01 - Empire State of Mind

266. (7) - S2x01 - What I Did for Love

267. (7) - S2x02 - Stronger

268. (7) - S2x02 - Baby One More Time

269. (7) - S2x03 - Bridge Over Troubled Water

270. (7) - S2x03 - Only the Good Die Young

271. (7) - S2x03 - One of Us

272. (7) - S2x04 - River Deep, Mountain High

273. (7) - S2x04 - Sing!

274. (7) - S2x06 - Teenage Dream

275. (7) - S2x07 - Make 'Em Laugh

276. (7) - S2x09 - Hey, Soul Sister

277. (7) - S2x09 - (I've Had) The Time of My Life

278. (7) - S2x09 - Valerie

279. (7) - S2x10 - Last Christmas

280. (7) - S2x10 - We Need a Little Christmas

281. (7) - S2x10 - The Most Wonderful Day of the Year

282. (7) - S2x10 - Welcome Christmas

283. (7) - S2x10 - Merry Christmas, Darling

284. (7) - S2x11 - Bills, Bills, Bills

285. (7) - S2x11 - She's Not There

286. (7) - S2x12 - Fat Bottomed Girls

287. (7) - S2x14 - Don't You Want Me

288. (7) - S2x15 - Afternoon Delight

289. (7) - S2x15 - Landslide

290. (7) - S2x15 - Kiss

291. (7) - S2x16 - Misery

292. (7) - S2x16 - Raise Your Glass

293. (7) - S2x16 - Hell to the No

294. (7) - S2x16 - Big Ass Heart

295. (7) - S2x16 - Loser Like Me

296. (7) - S2x19 - Dreams

297. (7) - S2x19 - Never Going Back Again

298. (7) - S2x19 - Songbird

299. (7) - S2x20 - Friday

300. (7) - S2x20 - Isn't She Lovely

301. (7) - S2x21 - Some People

302. (7) - S2x21 - Back to Black

303. (7) - S2x22 - My Cup

304. (7) - S2x22 - Still Got Tonight

305. (7) - S3x01 - You Can't Stop the Beat

306. (7) - S3x03 - Spotlight

307. (7) - S3x03 - Out Here On My Own

308. (7) - S3x03 - Fix You

309. (7) - S3x04 - Bein' Green

310. (7) - S3x04 - Take Care of Yourself

311. (7) - S3x05 - Tonight

312. (7) - S3x05 - One Hand, One Heart

313. (7) - S3x05 - America

314. (7) - S3x05 - A Boy Like That/I Have a Love

315. (7) - S3x05 - Uptown Girl

316. (7) - S3x06 - Hit Me with Your Best Shot/One Way or Another

317. (7) - S3x07 - Jolene

318. (7) - S3x07 - I'm the Only One

319. (7) - S3x08 - Control

320. (7) - S3x08 - Buenos Aires

321. (7) - S3x08 - Survivor/I Will Survive

322. (7) - S3x09 - Christmas Wrapping

323. (7) - S3x09 - River

324. (7) - S3x11 - Bad

325. (7) - S3x11 - Ben

326. (7) - S3x11 - Never Can Say Goodbye

327. (7) - S3x11 - I Just Can't Stop Loving You

328. (7) - S3x11 - Smooth Criminal

329. (7) - S3x12 - Don't Wanna Lose You

330. (7) - S3x12 - Bamboleo/Hero

331. (7) - S3x13 - Stereo Hearts

332. (7) - S3x13 - Cherish/Cherish

333. (7) - S3x13 - L-O-V-E

334. (7) - S3x14 - Fly/I Believe I Can Fly

335. (7) - S3x14 - Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You)

336. (7) - S3x14 - Stand

337. (7) - S3x14 - Glad You Came

338. (7) - S3x15 - I'm Still Standing

339. (7) - S3x15 - Up Up Up

340. (7) - S3x15 - Fighter

341. (7) - S3x15 - Somebody That I Used to Know

342. (7) - S3x16 - More Than a Woman

343. (7) - S3x16 - How Deep Is Your Love

344. (7) - S3x16 - If I Can't Have You

345. (7) - S3x16 - Boogie Shoes

346. (7) - S3x17 - It's Not Right But It's Okay

347. (7) - S3x17 - I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)

348. (7) - S3x18 - Cell Block Tango

349. (7) - S3x18 - School's Out

350. (7) - S3x18 - Cry

351. (7) - S3x18 - Shake It Out

352. (7) - S3x19 - Love You Like a Love Song

353. (7) - S3x20 - Mean

354. (7) - S3x21 - Starships

355. (7) - S3x22 - Glory Days

356. (7) - S3x22 - Forever Young

357. (7) - S4x01 - It's Time

358. (7) - S4x01 - Never Say Never

359. (7) - S4x01 - Chasing Pavements

360. (7) - S4x02 - Boys/Boyfriend

361. (7) - S4x02 - Crazy/U Drive Me Crazy

362. (7) - S4x03 - Celebrity Skin

363. (7) - S4x04 - Don't Speak

364. (7) - S4x04 - The Scientist

365. (7) - S4x04 - Mine

366. (7) - S4x05 - Hopelessly Devoted to You

367. (7) - S4x05 - Everybody Talks

368. (7) - S4x05 - Born to Hand Jive

369. (7) - S4x05 - Juke Box Hero

370. (7) - S4x06 - Beauty School Dropout

371. (7) - S4x07 - Superman

372. (7) - S4x07 - Holding Out for a Hero

373. (7) - S4x07 - Some Nights

374. (7) - S4x08 - Whistle

375. (7) - S4x08 - Home/Homeward Bound

376. (7) - S4x08 - Come See About Me

377. (7) - S4x09 - Something Stupid

378. (7) - S4x09 - Don't Dream It's Over

379. (7) - S4x10 - White Christmas

380. (7) - S4x10 - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

381. (7) - S4x11 - No Scrubs

382. (7) - S4x11 - Tell Him

383. (7) - S4x11 - Locked Out of Heaven

384. (7) - S4x12 - A Thousand Years

385. (7) - S4x12 - Torn

386. (7) - S4x13 - Diva

387. (7) - S4x13 - Bring Him Home

388. (7) - S4x13 - Nutbush City Limits

389. (7) - S4x15 - You're All the World to Me

390. (7) - S4x15 - Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend/Material Girl

391. (7) - S4x15 - In Your Eyes

392. (7) - S4x16 - The Bitch Is Back/Dress You Up

393. (7) - S4x16 - Cold Hearted

394. (7) - S4x17 - My Prerogative

395. (7) - S4x17 - Mamma Mia

396. (7) - S4x19 - Fight for Your Right (to Party)

397. (7) - S4x19 - You Have More Friends Than You Know

398. (7) - S4x21 - I Wish

399. (7) - S4x22 - Hall of Fame

400. (7) - S5x01 - I Saw Her Standing There

401. (7) - S5x02 - Hey Jude

402. (7) - S5x02 - Let It Be

403. (7) - S5x02 - Something

404. (7) - S5x02 - Revolution

405. (7) - S5x03 - Fire and Rain

406. (7) - S5x03 - If I Die Young

407. (7) - S5x04 - Wide Awake

408. (7) - S5x05 - Wrecking Ball

409. (7) - S5x05 - If I Were a Boy

410. (7) - S5x07 - Into the Groove

411. (7) - S5x07 - The Fox

412. (7) - S5x08 - Here Comes Santa Claus (Down Santa Claus Lane)

413. (7) - S5x08 - Mary's Little Boy Child

414. (7) - S5x08 - Away in a Manger

415. (7) - S5x08 - Love Child

416. (7) - S5x09 - Brave

417. (7) - S5x09 - Breakaway

418. (7) - S5x10 - The Happening

419. (7) - S5x11 - Vacation

420. (7) - S5x11 - I Love LA

421. (7) - S5x12 - Defying Gravity

422. (7) - S5x13 - Party All the Time

423. (7) - S5x14 - Don't Sleep in the Subway

424. (7) - S5x14 - Downtown

425. (7) - S5x15 - Not While I'm Around

426. (7) - S5x15 - You Make Me Feel Like a Natural Woman

427. (7) - S5x15 - No One Is Alone

428. (7) - S5x16 - Addicted to Love

429. (7) - S5x16 - Love Is a Battlefield

430. (7) - S5x16 - I Want to Know What Love Is

431. (7) - S5x18 - Doo Wop (That Thing)

432. (7) - S5x19 - Werewolves of London

433. (7) - S5x19 - Lucky Star

434. (7) - S5x20 - All of Me

435. (7) - S5x20 - Shakin' My Head

436. (7) - S5x20 - Girls on Film

437. (7) - S6x01 - Dance the Night Away

438. (7) - S6x01 - Suddenly Seymour

439. (7) - S6x03 - It's Too Late

440. (7) - S6x03 - Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow/Head Over Feet

441. (7) - S6x03 - Hand in My Pocket/I Feel the Earth Move

442. (7) - S6x04 - Whip It

443. (7) - S6x04 - Bitch

444. (7) - S6x05 - You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)

445. (7) - S6x06 - Arthur's Theme

446. (7) - S6x06 - Promises, Promises

447. (7) - S6x06 - Alfie

448. (7) - S6x07 - You Give Love a Bad Name

449. (7) - S6x07 - Somebody Loves You

450. (7) - S6x08 - Hey Ya!

451. (7) - S6x08 - Our Day Will Come

452. (7) - S6x08 - I'm So Excited

453. (7) - S6x08 - At Last

454. (7) - S6x09 - Uptown Funk

455. (7) - S6x09 - Cool Kids

456. (7) - S6x09 - Friday I'm in Love

457. (7) - S6x10 - Far From Over

458. (7) - S6x10 - Rather Be

459. (7) - S6x11 - Come Sail Away

460. (7) - S6x11 - Listen to Your Heart

461. (7) - S6x12 - Popular

462. (7) - S6x12 - I'm His Child

463. (7) - S6x13 - This Time

464. (7) - S6x13 - Teach Your Children

465. (6) - S1x01 - Sit Down You're Rockin the Boat

466. (6) - S1x01 - On My Own

467. (6) - S1x02 - Push It

468. (6) - S1x02 - I Say a Little Prayer

469. (6) - S1x05 - Last Name

470. (6) - S1x08 - Bust A Move

471. (6) - S1x09 - Defying Gravity

472. (6) - S1x10 - Don't Stand So Close to Me/Young Girl

473. (6) - S1x11 - Hair/Crazy In Love

474. (6) - S1x11 - Bootylicious

475. (6) - S1x11 - Papa Don't Preach

476. (6) - S1x11 - True Colors

477. (6) - S1x14 - Hello Twelve, Hello Thirteen, Hello Love

478. (6) - S1x17 - Physical

479. (6) - S1x20 - Beth

480. (6) - S1x20 - Poker Face

481. (6) - S1x21 - It's a Man's Man's Man's World

482. (6) - S2x01 - Telephone

483. (6) - S2x01 - Billionaire

484. (6) - S2x01 - Every Rose Has Its Thorn

485. (6) - S2x02 - I'm a Slave 4 U

486. (6) - S2x02 - Me Against the Music

487. (6) - S2x03 - I Look to You

488. (6) - S2x04 - Lucky

489. (6) - S2x06 - One Love (People Get Ready)

490. (6) - S2x07 - Forget You

491. (6) - S2x11 - Need You Now

492. (6) - S2x12 - Firework

493. (6) - S2x13 - Sing

494. (6) - S2x15 - Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh Yeah)

495. (6) - S2x16 - Candles

496. (6) - S2x16 - Only Child

497. (6) - S2x16 - Get It Right

498. (6) - S2x16 - Trouty Mouth

499. (6) - S2x17 - Turning Tables

500. (6) - S2x20 - Dancing Queen

501. (6) - S2x20 - Rolling in the Deep

502. (6) - S2x22 - I Love New York/New York, New York

503. (6) - S2x22 - Light Up the World

504. (6) - S2x22 - Bella Notte

505. (6) - S3x01 - We Got the Beat

506. (6) - S3x02 - Somewhere

507. (6) - S3x03 - Run the World (Girls)

508. (6) - S3x04 - Candyman

509. (6) - S3x04 - Waiting for a Girl Like You

510. (6) - S3x06 - You and I/You and I

511. (6) - S3x07 - I Kissed a Girl

512. (6) - S3x08 - We Are Young

513. (6) - S3x08 - Red Solo Cup

514. (6) - S3x09 - Santa Claus Is Coming to Town

515. (6) - S3x09 - Blue Christmas

516. (6) - S3x10 - Wedding Bell Blues (Bill)

517. (6) - S3x10 - Summer Nights

518. (6) - S3x10 - Without You

519. (6) - S3x10 - We Found Love

520. (6) - S3x12 - Sexy and I Know It

521. (6) - S3x12 - La Isla Bonita

522. (6) - S3x13 - I Will Always Love You

523. (6) - S3x13 - Home

524. (6) - S3x17 - Saving All My Love For You

525. (6) - S3x17 - How Will I Know

526. (6) - S3x18 - The Rain in Spain

527. (6) - S3x19 - What Makes You Beautiful

528. (6) - S3x19 - Take My Breath Away

529. (6) - S3x20 - Because You Loved Me

530. (6) - S4x01 - Americano/Dance Again

531. (6) - S4x02 - Hold It Against Me

532. (6) - S4x02 - Everytime

533. (6) - S4x02 - Oops!...I Did It Again

534. (6) - S4x02 - 3

535. (6) - S4x03 - A Change Would Do You Good

536. (6) - S4x04 - Give Your Heart a Break

537. (6) - S4x06 - Greased Lightning

538. (6) - S4x06 - You're the One That I Want

539. (6) - S4x06 - There Are Worse Things I Could Do

540. (6) - S4x08 - Live While We're Young

541. (6) - S4x09 - All That Jazz

542. (6) - S4x10 - Feliz Navidad

543. (6) - S4x10 - Hanukkah, Oh Hanukkah

544. (6) - S4x10 - Jingle Bell Rock

545. (6) - S4x11 - I Only Have Eyes for You

546. (6) - S4x12 - Centerfold/Hot in Herre

547. (6) - S4x12 - Love Song

548. (6) - S4x13 - Make No Mistake (She's Mine)

549. (6) - S4x13 - Hung Up

550. (6) - S4x14 - Getting Married Today

551. (6) - S4x16 - How to Be a Heartbreaker

552. (6) - S4x16 - Bye Bye Bye/I Want It That Way

553. (6) - S4x17 - Against All Odds (Take a Look at Me Now)

554. (6) - S4x17 - Creep

555. (6) - S4x17 - Copacabana

556. (6) - S4x18 - More Than Words

557. (6) - S4x19 - Don't Stop Believin' (Rachel)

558. (6) - S4x19 - Next to Me

559. (6) - S4x20 - Longest Time

560. (6) - S4x20 - Everybody Hurts

561. (6) - S4x20 - You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'

562. (6) - S4x20 - At the Ballet

563. (6) - S4x22 - Clarity

564. (6) - S4x22 - Wings

565. (6) - S4x22 - I Love It

566. (6) - S4x22 - To Love You More

567. (6) - S5x01 - Drive My Car

568. (6) - S5x01 - You've Got to Hide Your Love Away

569. (6) - S5x01 - A Hard Day's Night

570. (6) - S5x02 - Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

571. (6) - S5x03 - I'll Stand By You

572. (6) - S5x03 - No Surrender

573. (6) - S5x04 - Applause

574. (6) - S5x05 - You Are Woman, I Am Man

575. (6) - S5x06 - Honesty

576. (6) - S5x06 - An Innocent Man

577. (6) - S5x07 - Cheek to Cheek

578. (6) - S5x08 - Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree

579. (6) - S5x09 - My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It)

580. (6) - S5x09 - Every Breath You Take

581. (6) - S5x10 - Jumpin' Jumpin'

582. (6) - S5x10 - Danny's Song

583. (6) - S5x12 - Keep Holding On

584. (6) - S5x12 - Valerie

585. (6) - S5x13 - Loser Like Me

586. (6) - S5x13 - Don't Stop Believin' (Season Five)

587. (6) - S5x13 - Just Give Me a Reason

588. (6) - S5x15 - Colorblind

589. (6) - S5x16 - Let's Wait Awhile

590. (6) - S5x17 - I'm the Greatest Star

591. (6) - S5x17 - Who Are You Now

592. (6) - S5x18 - Story of My Life

593. (6) - S5x18 - Piece of My Heart

594. (6) - S5x19 - Memory

595. (6) - S6x01 - Sing

596. (6) - S6x01 - Uninvited

597. (6) - S6x02 - Viva Voce

598. (6) - S6x03 - So Far Away

599. (6) - S6x04 - Rock Lobster

600. (6) - S6x05 - It Must Have Been Love

601. (6) - S6x06 - Wishin' And Hoping

602. (6) - S6x06 - Baby It's You

603. (6) - S6x07 - All About That Bass

604. (6) - S6x07 - Time After Time

605. (6) - S6x09 - Break Free

606. (6) - S6x09 - Lose My Breath

607. (6) - S6x12 - Don't Stop Believing (Pilot/2009)

608. (6) - S6x12 - I Kissed a Girl

609. (6) - S6x13 - The Winner Takes It All

610. (5) - S1x01 - You're the One That I Want (ver. 1)

611. (5) - S1x01 - Mr. Cellophane

612. (5) - S1x01 - Respect

613. (5) - S1x03 - I Wanna Sex You Up

614. (5) - S1x04 - Tonight

615. (5) - S1x10 - (You're Having My Baby)

616. (5) - S1x10 - Crush

617. (5) - S1x15 - What It Feels Like for a Girl

618. (5) - S1x17 - Ice Ice Baby

619. (5) - S1x18 - Pink Houses

620. (5) - S1x21 - Tell Me Something Good

621. (5) - S2x01 - Getting to Know You

622. (5) - S2x02 - Toxic

623. (5) - S2x07 - Conjunction Junction

624. (5) - S2x09 - The Living Years

625. (5) - S2x09 - Don't Cry for Me Argentina

626. (5) - S2x10 - You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

627. (5) - S2x12 - My Funny Valentine

628. (5) - S2x13 - I Know What Boys Like

629. (5) - S2x14 - Blame It (On the Alcohol)

630. (5) - S2x14 - Tik Tok

631. (5) - S2x14 - One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer

632. (5) - S2x16 - Jesus Is My Friend

633. (5) - S2x17 - All By Myself

634. (5) - S2x17 - I Follow Rivers

635. (5) - S2x19 - Nice to Meet You, Have I Slept with You?

636. (5) - S2x20 - Jar of Hearts

637. (5) - S2x22 - Yeah!

638. (5) - S2x22 - Pretending

639. (5) - S3x01 - Big Spender

640. (5) - S3x06 - Rumour Has It/Someone Like You

641. (5) - S3x10 - Moves Like Jagger/Jumpin' Jack Flash

642. (5) - S3x10 - The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face

643. (5) - S3x13 - You're the Top

644. (5) - S3x19 - Dinosaur

645. (5) - S3x20 - I Won't Give Up

646. (5) - S4x01 - Call Me Maybe

647. (5) - S4x02 - Gimme More

648. (5) - S4x06 - Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee

649. (5) - S4x06 - Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee (Reprise)

650. (5) - S4x08 - Gangnam Style

651. (5) - S4x09 - O Holy Night

652. (5) - S4x10 - The First Noel

653. (5) - S4x11 - Baby Got Back

654. (5) - S4x11 - I Don't Know How to Love Him

655. (5) - S4x14 - We've Got Tonite

656. (5) - S4x15 - Unchained Melody

657. (5) - S4x16 - I Still Believe/Super Bass

658. (5) - S4x17 - Wannabe

659. (5) - S4x18 - Your Song

660. (5) - S4x20 - We Will Rock You

661. (5) - S4x22 - Rainbow Connection

662. (5) - S5x01 - Yesterday

663. (5) - S5x03 - Seasons of Love

664. (5) - S5x03 - Make You Feel My Love

665. (5) - S5x08 - The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late)

666. (5) - S5x08 - O Christmas Tree

667. (5) - S5x09 - Don't Rain On My Parade

668. (5) - S5x12 - Raise Your Glass

669. (5) - S5x12 - Happy

670. (5) - S5x17 - Lovefool

671. (5) - S5x17 - NYC

672. (5) - S5x18 - Wake Me Up

673. (5) - S5x18 - The Rose

674. (5) - S6x01 - Let It Go

675. (5) - S6x02 - Problem

676. (5) - S6x05 - All Out of Love

677. (5) - S6x06 - I'll Never Fall in Love Again

678. (5) - S6x07 - Same Love

679. (5) - S6x10 - The Trolley Song

680. (5) - S6x10 - The Final Countdown

681. (5) - S6x11 - Chandelier

682. (5) - S6x11 - Take Me to Church

683. (5) - S6x12 - Pony

684. (4) - S1x01 - I Kissed a Girl

685. (4) - S1x08 - What A Girl Wants

686. (4) - S1x10 - Endless Love

687. (4) - S2x01 - Listen

688. (4) - S2x03 - Papa, Can You Hear Me?

689. (4) - S2x04 - With You I'm Born Again

690. (4) - S2x08 - Ohio

691. (4) - S2x08 - Sway

692. (4) - S2x13 - This Little Light of Mine

693. (4) - S2x20 - I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance with You

694. (4) - S2x22 - As Long as You're There

695. (4) - S3x13 - Chapel of Love

696. (4) - S4x01 - Sister Christian

697. (4) - S4x20 - Little Girls

698. (3) - S1x05 - Cabaret

699. (3) - S1x08 - Thong Song

700. (3) - S3x12 - A Little Less Conversation

701. (1) - S5x05 - Blurred Lines

702. (NA) - S5x04 - Roar

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Current Lip Sync Songs Masterlist

Listed in alphabetical order by song title.

Aaron’s Party - Aaron Carter (Richard Harmon, Pink: Round 1)

Africa-Toto (Camila Mendes, Pink: Round 1)

Ain’t My Fault- Zara Larsson (Nina Dobrev, Green: Round 2)

Ain’t No Other Man- Christina Aguilera (Tyler Seguin, Orange: Round 2)

Ain’t Your Mama- Jennifer Lopez (Perrie Edwards, Gold: Round 2)

All Eyez On Me- 2Pac (Stephen James Hendry, Red: Round 2)

All I Do Is Win- DJ Khaled (Sophia Bush, Pink: Round 1)

All The Small Things- Blink 182 (KJ Apa, Blue: Round 1)

Alpha Omega- MGK (Dylan O’Brien, Orange: Round 2)

American Girl- Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers (Elizabeth Olsen, White: Round 1)

Applause- Lady Gaga (Courtney Act, Gold: Round 1)

Auston Matthews- SVDVM (Auston Matthews, Red: Round 2)

Baby One More Time- Britney Spears (Ashley Benson, Purple: Round 2)

Back To Black- Amy Winehouse (KJ Apa, Blue: Round 2)

Bad At Love- Halsey (Hailey Baldwin, Red: Round 1)

Bad Blood- Taylor Swift (Matt Daddario, Gold: Round 2)

Bad Medicine- Bon Jovi (Sharon Needles, Blue: Round 2)

Barbie Girl- Aqua (Alaska Thunderfuck 5000, Turquoise: Round 2)

Beauty and The Beat- Justin Bieber (Sarah Drew, Blue: Round 1)

Believer - Imagine Dragons (Lili Reinhart, Red: Round 2)

Best of Both Worlds- Hannah Montana (Alfie Deyes, Pink: Round 2)

Bet On It- Zac Efron (Zac Efron, Orange: Round 2)

Bitch- Meredith Brooks (Lily James, Pink: Round 2)

Black Widow- Iggy Azalea feat. Rita Ora (Jennifer Morrison Blue: Round 1)

Blow Your Mind (Mwah)- Dua Lipa (Adelaide Kane, Yellow: Round 2)

Bohemian Rhapsody- Queen (Taylor Swift, Green: Round 1)

Born To Run- Bruce Springsteen (Troian Bellisario, Blue Round 1)

Bottoms Up - Trey Songz feat. Nicki Minaj (Eliza Taylor, Green: Round 2)

Bye Bye Bye- NSYNC (Darren Criss, White: Round 1)

Cake By The Ocean- DNCE (Olivia Holt, Green: Round 1)

Can’t Stop The Feeling- Justin Timberlake (Chris Wood, Blue: Round 2)

Careless Whisper - George Michael (Karlie Kloss, Pink: Round 1)

Caught Up - Usher (Richard Harmon, Pink: Round 2)

Celebrity Status- Mariana’s Trench (Marie Avgeropoulos, Yellow: Round 1)

Chandelier- Sia (Marzia Bigonin, Yellow: Round 2)

Chantaje- Shakira (Paulo Dybala, Orange: Round 1)

Chunky - Bruno Mars (Joe Jonas, Green: Round 1)

Come To My Window- Melissa Etheridge (Elizabeth Olsen, White: Round 2)

Confident- Demi Lovato (Nina Dobrev, Green: Round 1)

Cool Girl- Tove Lo (Adelaide Kane, Yellow: Round 1)

Cruella De Vil- Selena Gomez (Genevieve Gaunt, Gold: Round 2)

Daddy Lessons - Beyonce (Zendaya, Yellow: Round 1)

Dance Dance- Fall Out Boy (Rose McIver, White: Round 1)

Despacito-Luis Fonsi feat. Daddy Yankee (Auston Matthews, Red: Round 1)

Dick In A Box- Justin Timberlake (Katie Cassidy, White: Round 2)

Dirrty- Christina Aguilera (Marie Avgeropoulos, Yellow: Round 2)

Diva- Beyonce (Saoirse Ronan, Pink: Round 1)

Dog Days Are Over- Florence and The Machine (Toby Regbo, Orange: Round 1)

Don’t Blame Me- Taylor Swift (Keegan Allen, Red: Round 2)

Don’t Cry For Me Argentina- Madonna (Bianca Del Rio, Gold: Round 2)

Drop It Like It’s Hot- Snoop feat. Pharrell (Tom Holland, Gold: Round 1)

Dream On- Aerosmith (Delta Goodrem, Orange: Round 1)

Drummer Boy - Misterwives (Sarah Hyland, Purple: Round 1)

Emperor’s New Clothes- Panic! At The Disco (Charlie Heaton, Turquoise: Round 2)

Encore/Numb mashup- Jay Z and Linkin Park (Katie Cassidy, White: Round 1)

Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)-Backstreet Boys (Dominic Sherwood, Turquoise: Round 1)

Everybody Wants To Rule The World- Tears For Fears (Danielle Panabaker, Green: Round 1)

Ex Factor- Lauryn Hill (Tori Kelly, Orange: Round 1)

Express- Christina Aguilera from Burlesque (Olivia Holt, Green: Round 2)

Eye To Eye- From The Goofy Movie (Brendan Urie, Green: Round 2)

Felices Los 4- Maluma (Paulo Dybala, Orange: Round 2)

Fight Song- Rachel Platten (Madelaine Petsch, Pink: Round 1)

Filthy- Justin Timberlake (Justin Bieber, Gold: Round 1)

Finesse- Bruno Mars feat. Cardi B. (Dianna Agron, Blue: Round 2)

Flawless- Beyonce (Amber Heard, White: Round 2)

Footloose- Kenny Loggins (Jack Lowden, Turquoise: Round 2)

Forgot About Dre- Dr. Dre feat. Eminem (Stephen Amell, Turquoise: Round 2)

Free Your Mind- En Vogue (Tori Kelly, Orange: Round 2)

Fuck You- Lily Allen (Selena Gomez, Purple: Round 1)

Galway Girl- Ed Sheeran (Domhnall Gleeson, Yellow: Round 2)

Gangsta’s Paradise- Coolio feat L.V. (Lily Collins, Blue: Round 1)

Gas Pedal (cover)- Mike Stud (Tyler Seguin, Orange: Round 1)

Girl I Know- Avenged Sevenfold (Hailey Baldwin, Red: Round 2)

Girl Next Door - Saving Jane (Eliza Taylor, Green: Round 1)

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun- Cyndi Lauper (Zac Efron, Orange: Round 1)

Give Your Heart A Break- Demi Lovato (Adore Delano, Yellow: Round 1)

Gold Digger- Kanye West (Phoebe Tonkin, Green: Round 2)

Gotta Tell You - Samantha Mumba (Caity Lotz, Yellow: Round 1)

Green Light- Lorde (Lily Collins, Blue: Round 2)

Gucci Gang- Lil Pump (Henry Cavill, Orange: Round 1)

Gust Of Wind- Pharrell feat. Daft Punk (Bill Skarsgard, White: Round 1)

Hallelujah- Rufus Weinwright (Blake Lively, Turquoise: Round 1)

Happy- Pharrell (Witney Carson, Yelllow: Round 1)

Harder To Breathe- Maroon 5. (Chris Evans, White: Round 1)

Havana- Camila Cabello (Bella Hadid, Yellow: Round 1)

Heartbreaker- Pat Benatar (Willa Holland, Yellow: Round 1)

Hello-Adele (Alaska Thunderfuck 5000, Turquoise: Round 1)

Here I Go Again- Whitesnake (Skeet Ulrich, Purple: Round 2)

Hips Don’t Lie- Shakira (Gal Gadot, Red: Round 2)

Holding Out For A Hero- Bonnie Tyler (Benedict Cumberbatch, Red: Round 1)

Hold Me Tight Or Don’t - Fall Out Boy

Hold On We’re Going Home-Drake feat. Majid Jordan (Alycia Debnam-Carey, Blue: Round 1)

Home - Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes. (Zoe Sugg, Orange: Round 1)

Honey, I’m Good - Andy Grammar (Grant Gustin, Red: Round 1)

Hook-Blue’s Traveler (Roman Josi, Green: Round 1)

Hopeless Wanderer- Mumford and Sons (Alex Galchenyuk, Orange: Round 2)

Hound Dog- Elvis Presley (Bob Morley, Blue: Round 1)

Hot In Herre- Nelly (Bob Morley, Blue: Round 2)

Hotline Bling - Drake (Zendaya, Yellow: Round 2)

Hot ‘N Cold- Katy Perry (Kendall Jenner, White: Round 1)

How Long - Charlie Puth

Humble- Kendrick Lamar (Taylor Hill, Gold: Round 1)

I Don’t Wanna Miss A Thing - Aerosmith (Chris Wood, Blue: Round 1)

I Get Off-Halestorm (Alexandra Park, Blue: Round 2)

I Just Had Sex- The Lonely Island feat. Akon (Sophia Bush, Pink: Round 2)

I Like it - Enrique Iglesias (Crystal Reed, Yellow: Round 1)

I’m Real- Jennifer Lopez feat. Ja Rule (Emily Bett Rickards, Purple: Round 2)

I Wanna Dance With Somebody- Whitney Houston (Ashleigh Murray, Blue: Round 1)

I Want It That Way-Backstreet Boys (Taissa Farmiga, Turquoise: Round 1)

I Want To Break Free- Queen (Adam Devine, Blue: Round 2)

I Was Made For Loving You- KISS (Adam Devine, Blue: Round 1)

I Write Sins Not Tragedies- Panic! At The Disco (Rose McIver, White: Round 2)

Ice, Ice, Baby - Vanilla Ice (Melissa Benoist, Turquoise: Round 2)

Idiot Boyfriend- Jimmy Fallon (Margot Robbie, Pink: Round 2)

IDGAF- Dua Lipa (Harry Styles, Pink: Round 1)

If I Had You- Adam Lambert (Bill Skarsgard, White: Round 2)

If U Seek Amy- Britney Spears (Natalie Dormer, Orange: Round 1)

Instruction- Jax Jonest feat. Demi Lovato, Stefflon Don (Kat McNamara, Orange: Round 2)

In The Navy- Village People (Alexander Skarsgard, White: Round 2)

It Must Have Been Love- Roxette (Emmy Rossum, Red: Round 1)

It’s All Coming Back To Me Now - Celine Dion (Aaron Rodgers, Purple: Round 2)

It’s Gonna Be Me- NSYNC (Darce Montgomery, Purple: Round 2)

It’s My Life- Bon Jovi (Darce Montgomery, Purple: Round 1)

It’s The End of The World- R.E.M. (Stephen Amell, Turquoise: Round 1)

Just Like Fire- P!nk (Jennifer Morrison Blue: Round 2)

Ladies Choice- Zac Efron (Alexandra Daddario, Green: Round 1)

Let It Go- Idina Menzel from Frozen (Blake Lively, Turquoise: Round 2)

Let You Go- Machine Gun Kelly (Justin Bieber, Gold: Round 2)

Lights Down Low - MAX feat. gnash (Jordan Fisher, Blue: Round 1)

Like A Prayer- Madonna (Danielle Panabaker, Green: Round 2)

Like A Virgin- Madonna (Ashley Benson, Purple: Round 1)

Living La Vida Loca- Ricky Martin (Delta Goodrem, Orange: Round 2)

Livin’ On A Prayer- Bon Jovi (Skeet Ulrich, Purple: Round 1)

Look What You Made Me Do- Taylor Swift (Domhnall Gleeson, Yellow: Round 1)

Lose Yourself- Eminem (Daisy Ridley, Orange: Round 2)

Love Doesn’t Stand A Chance- From Once Upon A Time (Zayn Malik, Green: Round 2)

Love on the Brain - Rihanna (Nick Jonas, Red: Round 1)

Love You To Death- Type O Negative (Henrik Lundqvist, Pink: Round 1)

Mama Don’t Make Me Put On The Dress Again- Trixie Mattel (Katya Zamaolodchikova, Purple: Round 2)

Mama Say- Betty Who (Gigi Hadid, Gold: Round 1)

Mamma Mia-Abba (Emilia Clarke, Turquoise: Round 2)

Man! I Feel Like A Woman- Shania Twain (Harry Styles, Pink: Round 2)

Mi Gente - J Balvin, Willy William

Milkshake- Kelis (Henry Cavill, Orange: Round 2)

Miss You - Louis Tomlinson (Natalia Dyer, Yellow: Round 2)

Monster- Nicki Minaj (Vanessa Hudgens, Gold: Round 1)

My Heart Will Go On- Celine Dion (Cole Sprouse, Green: Round 2)

My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark (Light ‘Em Up) - Fall Out Boy (Nick Jonas, Red: Round 2)

New Rules- Dua Lipa (Bella Hadid, Yellow: Round 2)

Never Gonna Give You Up- Rick Astley (Alfie Deyes, Pink: Round 1)

Nothing Compares To Uou - Sinead O'Connor (Trixie Mattel, Turquoise: Round 2)

No Rain - One Blind Melon (Stephen James Hendry, Red: Round 1)

Often-The Weeknd (Selena Gomez, Purple: Round 2)

One Dance- Drake (Amber Heard, White: Round 1)

Only Girl (In The World)- Rihanna (Gigi Hadid, Gold: Round 2)

On Top of You - Enrique Iglesias (Jordan Fisher, Blue: Round 2)

Oops... I Did It Again- Britney Spears (Saoirse Ronan, Pink: Round 2)

Out of Your Mind - True Steppers, Dane Bowers feat. Victoria Beckham (Willa Holland, Yellow: Round 2)

Paper Planes- M.I.A. (Perrie Edwards, Gold: Round 1)

Paris in the Rain - LAUV

Part of Your World- From the Little Mermaid (Lindsay Arnold, Turquoise: Round 1)

Perfect-Ed Sheeran (Emilia Clarke, Turquoise: Round 1)

Play That Funky Music- Wild Cherry (Tom Hiddleston, Gold: Round 2)

Poker Face- Lady Gaga (Natalie Dormer, Orange: Round 2)

Pony- Ginuwine (Jason Momoa, White: Round 2)

Pour Some Sugar On Me- Def Leppard (Danneel Harris, Yellow: Round 2)

Power- Little Mix (Kat McNamara, Orange: Round 1)

Praying- Ke$ha (Lea Michele, Yellow: Round 1)

Pretty Fly For A White Guy - Offspring (Aaron Rodgers, Purple: Round 1)

Prince Ali- Robin Williams from Aladdin (Camila Mendes, Pink: Round 2)

Purple Rain- Prince (Toby Regbo, Orange: Round 2)

Rap God-Eminem (Alex Galchenyuk, Orange: Round 1)

Rebel Yell- Billy Idol (Andy Biersack, White: Round 1)

Redneck Woman- Gretchen Wilson (Danneel Harris, Yellow: Round 1)

Reet Petite- Jackie Wilson (Jack Lowden, Turquoise: Round 1)

Reggaeton Lento (Bailemos)- CNCO (Emeraude Toubia, Purple: Round 1)

Repeat Stuff- Bo Burnham (Dylan Sprouse, White: Round 1)

Replay- Zendaya (Tom Holland, Gold: Round 2)

Rockin’ Robin- The Jackson 5 (Ian Harding, Gold: Round 1)

Rhythm Nation- Janet Jackson (Sarah Drew, Blue: Round 2)

River - Eminem feat. Ed Sheeran (Sarah Hyland, Purple: Round 2)

Roar- Katy Perry (Marzia Bigonin, Yellow: Round 1)

Roses- Outkast (Lindsey Morgan, Red: Round 1)

Run The World (Girls)- Beyonce (Troian Bellisario, Blue Round 2)

S&M-Rihanna (Alexandra Park, Blue: Round 1)

School’s Out- Alice Cooper (Zayn Malik, Green: Round 1)

Sex Addiction- L.A Guns (Henrik Lundqvist, Pink: Round 2)

Sex On Fire- Kings of Leon (Zoey Deutch, Green: Round 2)

Sexy Back-Justin Timberlake (Chris Evans, White: Round 2)

Shake It Off- Taylor Swift (Lucy Hale, Purple: Round 2)

Shape Of You- Ed Sheeran (Madelaine Petsch, Pink: Round 2)

She’s Country- Jason Aldean (Jensen Ackles, White: Round 1)

She’s In Love With The Boy- Trisha Yearwood (Carrie Underwood, Red: Round 1)

She’s So High - Tal Bachman. (Zoe Sugg, Orange: Round 2)

She Thinks My Tractor Is Sexy- Kenny Chesney (Roman Josi, Green: Round 2)

Should’ve Said No- Taylor Swift (Lea Michele, Yellow: Round 2)

Shout- Lulu & the Luvvers (Benedict Cumberbatch, Red: Round 2)

Sign of the Times - Harry Styles (Louis Tomlinson, Pink: Round 2)

Sister Christian- Night Ranger (Justin Baldoni, Pink: Round 1)

Sk8ter Boy - Avril Lavigne (Trixie Mattel, Turquoise: Round 1)

Slow Hands - Niall Horan (Louis Tomlinson, Pink: Round 1)

Smooth Criminal - Michael Jackson (Grant Gustin, Red: Round 2)

Somebody Told Me- The Killers (Dianna Agron, Blue: Round 1)

Something Bad - Carrie Underwood and Miranda Lambert (Natalia Dyer, Yellow: Round 1)

Somewhere Over the Rainbow- Israel “IZ” Kamakawiwoʻole (Jason Momoa, White: Round 1)

Sorry- Justin Bieber (Emeraude Toubia, Purple: Round 2)

Sorry Not Sorry- Demi Lovato (Niall Horan, Orange: Round 2)

Spice Up Your Life- Spice Girls (Courtney Act, Gold: Round 2)

Starman- David Bowie (Daisy Ridley, Orange: Round 1)

Stacy's Mom - Fountains of Wayne (Joe Jonas, Green: Round 2)

Stay The Night- James Blunt (Keegan Allen, Red: Round 1)

Step In Time- Dick Van Dyke from Marry Poppins (Emmy Rossum, Red: Round 2)

Stronger (What Doesn’t Make You Stronger)- Kelly Clarkson (Carrie Underwood, Red: Round 2)

Sucker for Pain - Lil Wayne, Wiz Khalifa & Imagine Dragons (Cara Delevingne, Turquoise: Round 2)

Superbass- Nicki Minaj (Kendall Jenner, White: Round 2)

Swalla - Jason Derulo feat. Nicki Minaj & Ty Dolla $ign (Sebastian Stan, Turquoise: Round 2)

Swish Swish- Katy Perry (Matt Daddario, Gold: Round 1)

Talk Dirty- Jason Derulo feat. 2 Chainz (Justin Baldoni, Pink: Round 2)

Talk that Talk by Rihanna feat. Jay Z (Alycia Debnam-Carey, Blue: Round 2)

Tear You Apart- She Wants Revenge (Dylan O’Brien, Orange: Round 1)

Telephone- Lady Gaga feat. Beyonce (Darren Criss, White: Round 2)

That’s My Girl- Fifth Harmony (Lucy Hale, Purple: Round 1)

That’s What I Like- Bruno Mars (Alberto Rosende, White: Round 1)

The Bare Necessities- Phil Harris (Tom Hiddleston, Gold: Round 1)

The Best Damn Thing - Avril Lavinge (Chyler Leigh, Green: Round 2)

The Boys (English Ver.) - Girls’ Generation (Crystal Reed, Yellow: Round 2)

The Champion- Carrie Underwood (Brie Bella, Pink: Round 2)

The Creep- The Lonely Island (Dylan Sprouse, White: Round 2)

The Greatest- Sia (Taylor Hill, Gold: Round 2)

The Look- Roxette (Phoebe Tonkin, Green: Round 1)

This Ain’t A Scene It’s An Arm’s Race- Fall Out Boy (Brendan Urie, Green: Round 1)

This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things - Taylor Swift (Karlie Kloss, Pink: Round 2)

Thong Song- Sisqo (Sebastian Stan, Turquoise: Round 1)

Thrift Shop-Macklemore (Taissa Farmiga, Turquoise: Round 2)

Tightrope - Janelle Monae (Melissa Benoist, Turquoise: Round 1)

Tough Lover- Christina Aguilera from Burlesque (Alexandra Daddario, Green: Round 2)

Under A Paper Moon- All Time Low (Charlie Heaton, Turquoise: Round 1)

Unwritten - Natasha Bedingfield (Chyler Leigh, Green: Round 1)

Uptown Funk- Mark Ronon feat. Bruno Mars. (Lindsey Morgan, Red: Round 2)

Valentina- Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 (Sharon Needles, Blue: Round 1)

Violent Femmes - Blister in the Sun (Cole Sprouse, Green: Round 1)

Wait (The Whisper Song)- The Ying Yang Twins (Margot Robbie, Pink: Round 1)

Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go-Wham! (Ashleigh Murray, Blue: Round 2)

Welcome To The Black Parade- My Chemical Romance (Zoey Deutch, Green: Round 1)

What About Us- P!nk (Gal Gadot, Red: Round 1)

What Dreams Are Made Of - Hilary Duff. (Lili Reinhart, Red: Round 1)

What Lovers Do- Maroon 5 feat SZA (Emily Bett Rickards, Purple: Round 1)

What Makes You Country- Luke Bryan (Brie Bella, Pink: Round 1)

Whatever It Takes - Imagine Dragons (Cara Delevingne, Turquoise: Round 1)

White and Nerdy- Weird Al Yankovic (Ian Harding, Gold: Round 2)

Work It - Missy Elliott (Caity Lotz, Yellow: Round 2)

Worth It - Fifth Harmony (Lindsay Arnold, Turquoise: Round 2)

Wrecking Ball- Miley Cyrus (Taylor Swift, Green: Round 2)

Yonce/Partition-Beyonce (Vanessa Hudgens, Gold: Round 2)

You & I- One Direction (Alberto Rosende, White: Round 2)

You Don’t Know Me- Jax Jones feat Ray-Z (Genevieve Gaunt, Gold: Round 1)

You Gotta Be- Des’ree (Lily James, Pink: Round 1)

You Got The Right Stuff- New Kids On The Block (Alexander Skarsgard, White: Round 1)

Young, Dumb and Broke- Khalid (Niall Horan, Orange: Round 1)

You’re The One That I Want- From Grease (Witney Carson, Yelllow: Round 2)

You Shook Me All Night Long- AC/DC (Andy Biersack, White: Round 2)

You’ll Be Back - Jonathan Groff from Hamilton (Bianca Del Rio, Gold: Round 1)

Zombie- The Cranberries (Adore Delano, Yellow: Round 2)

#s.

7th Element- Vitas (Katya Zamaolodchikova, Purple: Round 1)

#ssslipsync #will add and edit as everyone else posts

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ewanreviewin · 7 years ago

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Song: “Everything to Everyone” by Bahamas

In <100 Words: To give every part of yourself to other people is draining. To give parts of yourself that don’t exist to other people is impossible. Mr. Alfie, Bahamas, touches on this subject in “Everything to Everyone,” and possibly how we can overcompensate in showing people that we care about by trying to please them. It’s infectiously groovy, particularly in the chorus, and the vocal line is so catchy. This will probably stay as one of my favorite choruses of the year!

Fave Lyric: “Take a bottle down from the shelf, and raise a toast to my own health.”

I Also Recommend: “Opening Act” is crazily self-aware, self-doubting, and nonchalant, all over a super catchy “shooby dooby” scat and bass line. The unexpected “Bad Boys Need Love Too” calls for a bit of support on the chorus as Alfie… raps – I’d say – about deadbeat dads & climate-change doubters. Other greats include “No Wrong,” “No Expectations,” and “Way With Words.”

The Album Overall: Earthtones is an incredible record. I serious can’t believe I didn’t start listening to this guy until now. You will find a lot of incredible folk funk throughout this record and it will make sense that he worked with some players in D’Angelo’s band once you give this record a spin.

What This Sound Like: Livin’ out in the country, but not forgetting to bring along your trusty guitar and a few good friends.

Song: “Human” by Kimbra

In <100 Words: I was going to not do this because I wanted to wait for the album to review a Kimbra track, but “Human” is way too good. You can really feel the influence of Robin Hannibal from the piano lines in the chorus and trumpet (?) in the outro, but it slides in so well with Kimbra’s beautiful synth sounds. The lyrics fit perfectly with the grounded “Top of the World” & “Everybody Knows,” touching on the subject of needing people & platonic love to not just survive, but also thrive, as a human being.

Fave Lyric: “Got a heart that’s primal – cause yeah, I need your love for my survival.”

The Video: I’ve got some new dance moves from this one! A very nice & well-filmed doppelganger video as Kimbra croons to her robotic self about being human.

What This Sound Like: Deep talks in the car as you’re parked in the parking structure (the video influenced this one)

Song: “Don’t Give Up on My Love” by Caitlyn Smith

In <100 Words: I’m floored by the emotion in this song. It starts off minimally until Caitlyn’s voice trusts the listener into the depths of her heart, as the band starts getting louder. Then, suddenly you hear the “Pleeeeaaaase” and, wow, it can be quite tough to keep those tears in. Particularly, the “Don’t give up on my love, please!” part is so well-written melodically that I sometimes stop the song to & go back to that section. Her band does their fair share by drumming & playing along, but not to the point of drowning out anything Caitlyn has to say.

Fave Lyric: “Your love is a fire and I need the burn.”

I Also Recommend: Scathing “This Town is Killing Me” is brave & beautiful. “Tacoma” is a slice of blue-eyed soul that you have to love. “Contact High” is my favorite upbeat track, without being too energetic or over-the-top. Both “Scenes from a Corner Booth at Closing Time on a Tuesday” and “Cheap Date” write fun stories.

The Album Overall: I recommend this one – definitely. Caitlyn definitely keeps Starfire varied enough to keep your attention, but also consistent enough to derail the album.

What This Sound Like: A love story centralized in Nashville. I have not been to Nashville before.

Song: “Ignore Me” by Betty Who

In <100 Words: Betty continues the modern pop influences on new single “Ignore Me,” which comes as a self-released track. This is quite a sad track, about being at the end of your ropes in a relationship (seemingly a professional relationship, but could potentially be a romantic relationship or friendship). I appreciate that Betty didn’t release some epic banger quite yet, as this subdued sound really makes you appreciate what she’s singing about. I think this is a taste of what’s yet to come from re-indie-fied Betty, and it’s exciting.

Fave Lyric: “Since you don’t need me anymore, you can ignore me.”

What This Sound Like: Turning of your cell phone and going out to enjoy the nice weather on a spring afternoon.

Song: “gold” by Eden

In <100 Words: Starting out with a little fourth wall breaking with Eden’s uncertainty, “gold” quickly introduces a pretty guitar riff and Eden starts singing along about moving on. That may make it seem like Eden is moving on from a relationship, but it’s actually more than that. His writing apparently used to revolve around old relationships, and “gold” is his breaking free of that. Lastly, I wanted to note how I really enjoy the synth line at the end of the chorus; it makes the song a little more exciting. Overall, this song is great.

Fave Lyric: “And you can call it what you want, but I call it moving on and I’m so done with singing words I don’t believe in no more.”

I Also Recommend: “take care” is very pretty & the strings sounds great with his voice. My favorite double song was “start//end” – great lyrics here. The progression of “love; not wrong (brave) is awesome, especially the climax pretty much right at the 2-minute mark.

The Album Overall: I admit that this is quite a nice album, but I feel that he has a little ways to go before making something great. It feels a bit like a cop-out to say that his voice sounds like Khalid’s, but that is the immediate thought when you hear Eden sing.

What This Sound Like: Being broken up with by your video game girlfriend.

Song: “Further Than The Planes Fly” by Eves Karydas

In <100 Words: Lyrically, this song feels like a “alright shut up and just send me into your love,” using the metaphor of an airplane/rocket. I honestly feel like I don’t have much more to say about the song except that I really like it! “Further Than The Planes Fly” is super well-produced – probably best in the final chorus as the song draws to a close.

Fave Lyric: “Put me in a rocket and send me into the sky – further than the planes fly.”

What This Sound Like: The second your airplane lifts off the ground and you feel both slight fear & relief of finally being in the air (or is that just me that gets a bit of fear?).

Song: “Colors” by St. Beauty

In <100 Words: The steels drums on this one give it a great tropical vibe. The whole song feels pretty carefree, about wanting to just dance & not fight, darkness being defeated by light, that sort of thing. “Colors” feels slightly Janelle Monáe influenced – specifically with the empowering spoken-word outro.

Fave Lyric: “We gotta stick together, show them what you can do.”

I Also Recommend: The “let’s forget our issues for now” track “Not Discuss It” was the first song that drew me in to this record. I also like the modern trap feel of “Caught” (makes me think of Beyoncé’s self-titled), and “Borders.”

The Album Overall: I’m honestly not a huge fan of all the interludes (I think the last one is my favorite actual interlude), but overall it’s a nice, easy listen.

What This Sound Like: Floating up in the clouds.

Week of January 19, 2018 Song: "Everything to Everyone" by Bahamas In <100 Words: To give every part of yourself to other people is draining.

#2018 #bahamas #betty who #caitlyn smith #eden #eves karydas #kimbra #st beauty

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bbcompleet · 5 years ago

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BB: evolve or disappear

Venus represents your values, including your relationship with finances and material possessions. This planet is all about pleasure, so Venus just sits back and relaxes while it gets exactly what it wants I’s about deisres, and how my desire switches constantly, sometimes they’re healthy desires, and at times they’re destructable. she sings in cursive, i feel expensive listening to her music. Great music video. Feels like it was made in a decade that never happened. BB: evolve or disappear Verse 1: I don´t want to forget But it happens over me There’s so much I gotta do But I can’t do, ‘cause I’m trapped by fear And I know it’s time, for another song of mine But everytime I feel dead inside Just a mile from here In a denial, of all I desire What are you doing in the living room? Verse 2: (uh-) The more you want The longer I’ll have to go Now are you waiting on the other side of the road? Verse 2: (uh-) The more you want The longer I’ll have to go It goes Now are you waiting on the other side of the road? Verse 3: Oh, your love it is - it is, yes it is Challenge yourself Challenge yourself eeey Use your time to grow chicke chicke down low Verse 2: (uh-) The more you want The longer I’ll have to go Now are you waiting on the other side of the road? Verse 3: Verse 1: What are you doing I’ve lost you, scared you off by the pain I sometimes feel you’re taking over No surprise, in my eyes Got my price, getting wise Not gonna whine, gota wineglas Impress What you expect Fear > Surviving Fear blocks my way I scream, ‘cause I’m getting dull. Thoughts are left in memory. old Do you think, I’ll be okay? If you want to be my heaven and hell Lose my dreams, to someone better

The true mind can weather all the lies and illusions without being lost. The true heart can tough the poison of hatred without being harmed. My mind is no longer sharp Nothing’s gonna burn my flame Fire in my soul Flowing smoothly day by day. The medicine that makes me sick. Whatever you do is okay, as long as I endure it. If wanting you is my sin, If I go crazy, is it okay if you´re the reason why. I cant open my eyes because the darkness swallows me up, Even if i´m branded with an inerasable mark. Can I breathe with just that one love Burned in the back of your mind

Verse 1: It will be. What am I doing in the livin’ room Fear on my face Could it be? Could I enjoy Despite who I am and all I’ve fucked up I rather be Where you want see me What am I doing in the livin’ room What are we doing in the livin’ room Verse 2: The more you want The longer I’ll have to go Meet me in the afterglow Now are you waiting on the other side of the road Shadows in bloom What am I doing in the livin’ room In denyial of what I desire Evolve or disappear No more, nowhere Hey, it’s all me, in my head I’m the one who burned us down But it’s not what I meant Sorry that I hurt you I thought you would be here Meet you, on the other side of the road IT’s on your face But bb, i’ll see you on the other side of the road Now are you waiting on the other side of the road Verse 2: The more you want The longer I’ll have to go Now are you happy on the other side of the road? Verse 1: Could it be Could I enjoy Despite who I am and all I’ve fucked up I rather be Where you want me Chorus: Let it go now Evolve or disappear Nothing’s gonna change my world Nothing’s gonna change my world

ell me, you love me Come back and haunt me Let’s go back, to the start Nobody said it was easy

he more you want Let’s be one Verse 1: Verse 2: (uh-) The more you want The longer I’ll have to go Now are you waiting on the other side of the road? (uh-) The more you want The longer I’ll have to go But now I’m gonna throw it all away Now are you waiting on the other side of the road? Verse 2: Evolve or disappear A brand new world Ssarts from here I’ve never seen anyone so polite Where is the finish? Dragging your words Far beyond my limits There’s a place I want to be Stop sending me on the road Verse 3: I’m gonna be. Why the fuck you never tried to be You say, but I never see I thought you wanted to be

I’ll never but there’s no one as deep in my heart as you Places to hide Grown, lone Verse 2: (uh-) The more you want The longer I’ll have to go Now are you waiting on the other side of the road? Chorus: Now do you want to talk about this About how all the years have passed When I arrive Verse 2: (uh-) The more you want The longer I’ll have to go Baby - are you waiting on our side of the road? ‘Cause I’m gonna be, Verse 2: (uh-) The more you want The longer I’ll have to go Baby, are you waiting on the other side of the road? Chorus: Now do you want to talk about this About how all the years have passed The best years of your life are over And if you don’t get that smile back on your face You’ve been through the best years of Changing yourself is the hardest thing there is (uh -) The more you want The longer I’ll have to go Now are you waiting on the other side of the road? Verse 2: The more you want The longer I’ll have to go Now are we waiting on the same side of the road? Chorus: Nothing’s gonna change my world. The more you want The longer I’ll have to go I’m gonna take a plane in the middle of the night If I could fly back in time, I had taken that fight Verse 1: All the time that you were gone What have I been doing Wasting time in the living room The more I can tell, that you’re trying To make everyone comfortable. What am I doing in the livin’ room Said Evolve or Disappear Verse 1: (Uh) The more we want The longer that I’ll have to go Telling myself I’m immune Wondering how I can become immune But I’ll figure it out on my own Most things end as I assume And sometimes I think I was better back then But was I? Soon it will destroy us both Another empty motion. I’ve forgotten all I felt And if I carried your pain I had done the same Wondering what I’m doing in the living room The more you want The longer I’ll have to go And if I carried your pain Baby, I would had done the same My choice would had been the same The more we want; The longer I will have to go Even though I know I hope you find everything you’re looking for there’s only one road My choice would had been the same And if I carried your pain My choice would had been the same I wonder what I’m doing in the living room I wonder what I’m doing in the living room Assume tomb I wonder what I’m doing in the living room I could hide myself in your eyes

Wondering what I’m doing in the living room If I carried your pain, My choice would had been the same What are you doing in the living room? Remember playing in the backyard Hiding myself in garage What am I doing in the livin’ room

No one is as good as they pretend to be Lately it’s hard to tell Who’s good for me The more you want The longer I’ll have to go This is something This is something Verse 1: I’ve no motivation to eat. Evolve or disappear I’ve already been here before

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