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woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.
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ZOMBIELAND: DOUBLE TAP (2019)
#bill murray#zombieland: double tap#zombieland#zombieland 2#filmedit#horroredit#zombieedit#classichorrorblog#cinematv#dailyflicks#junkfooddaily#horrorgifs#userqueen#usergiles#userlex#useranimusvox#nero-neptune#*#this is the funniest trivia i have ever read thank you reddit user tealitall
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You gotta read and watch some old books and films that aren’t 100% modern politically correct. I’m not saying you should agree with everything in them but you need to learn where genres came from to understand what those genres are doing today and where media deconstructing old tropes is coming from.
Also, more often than you might think, they’re not actually promoting bigotry so much as “didn’t consider all the implications of something” or just used words that were polite then but considered offensive now.
Kill the censor in your head.
#the redwall glorifying site can sure be squeamish about books with no more problematic premises#if you’re asking what’s wrong with redwall it’s the good/evil species essentialism and the one book that doubles down on it#but like you still read it if you want to write animals having cozy adventures so you’re not ignorant of half your own genre
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"In another life I would have really liked just dancing and making inventions with you"
#the way this applies to both ships is fucking me up#i think jayvik and timebomb should go on an inventor double-date. they deserve to be happy#you know the pairing goes hard when that EEAAO line applies#jayvik#timebomb#my post#arcane#arcane spoilers#arcane season 2#arcane season 2 spoilers#arcane s2 spoilers#jinx arcane#arcane jinx#arcane ekko#ekko arcane#arcane viktor#arcane jayce#jayce arcane#viktor arcane
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Worldbuilding tip for aspiring fantasy authors! Give that swordsman a bigger ass
#that master of the blade better have a fuckin dumptruck dude#double cheeked up on ye olde battlefield#pun's text posts
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Timebomb-Jayvik dynamic is so funny bc we have:
Begrudgingly acknowledge each other despite that one time Ekko haggle the fuck out Jayce and Jayce accidentally polluted the underground
Two strikes and they started throwing slurs at each other
#arcane#arcane shitpost#arcane spoilers#arcane season 2#arcane viktor#arcane jayce#arcane ekko#arcane jinx#timebomb#jayvik#arcane jayvik#arcane timebomb#jinx x ekko#jayce talis#jayce x viktor#‘our hubbies are on thin ice of throwing hands on each other’#i love when engineers try double date and then they suddenly have to be on edge of their partner speedrunning on getting canceled
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historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman
#and hijinks ensue. obviously.#BONUS POINTS if they're gender nonconforming/questioning/trans coded#back at home they'd get dressed up then switch outfits in the taxi on the way to the gay club#now that they're married/on vacation in a new country they just wear what they want#he already has a glamorous collection of silk dressing gowns but she's the one who drags him out to buy a closet full of evening gowns#he tries to throw his suits out to make closet space and she steals them for her own wardrobe#also i think they should be a fun mixture of supportive and Cattily Judgemental about each other's dating decisions#just for funsies#like when your bestie is making a mess of their love life but you're in no position to lecture them bc youre WORSE#no wait wait wait#FINAL SEASON they both realize they're trans and move abroad permanently--where they each assume the other's legal identity!!!#SERIES FINALE: a joyful double wedding--wherein they lovingly divorce each other#and (under their switched identities) legally marry their longterm partners
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It’s time for a new champion to rise…
#new life series#hermitcraft#life series#my art#mcyt#last life#double life#limited life#third life#secret life#grian fanart#scott smajor#pearlescentmoon#pearlecentmoon fanart#martyn inthelittlewood#inthelittlewood#itlwart#gtws fanart#goodtimewithscar fanart#goodtimeswithscar#grain#trafficblr
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if you moralize to people in the global south about piracy youre going to hell btw. no atonement no take backsies. guaranteed hell forever permanently.
#i think there's a misunderstanding about currency conversion for some people#using my currency as an example. one USD equals 51 EGP (as of writing this post)#that does NOT mean 51 EGP is as easily attainable as one USD#your 5 USD cup of coffee? that's worth DOUBLE the average daily salary here#almost triple the daily salary of some people i know even#sincerely shut the fuck up
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So earlier in art class today, someone drew a characters hands in their pockets and mentioned that hands are really like the ultimate end boss of art, and most of us wholeheartedly agreed. So then, our teacher went ahead and free handed like a handful of hands on the board, earning a woah from a couple of students. So the one from earlier mentioned how it barely took the teacher ten seconds to do what I can’t do in three hours. And you know what he responded?
“It didn’t take me ten seconds, it took me forty years.”
And you know, that stuck with me somehow. Because yeah. Drawing a hand didn’t take him fourth years. But learning and practicing to draw a hand in ten seconds did. And I think there’s something to learn there but it’s so warm and my brain is fried so I can’t formulate the actual morale of the lesson.
#not whump#more real life ramblings let’s gooooo#EDIT genuinely why is THIS the post that took off#I have muted notifications for this thing mate I didn’t even double check my spelling#and you fuckers ran with it#good for you but also why
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the life series winners but its that one saiki k scene
#smallishbeans#joel smallishbeans#grian#grianmc#scott smajor#smajor1995#pearlescentmoon#martyn itlw#martyn inthelittlewood#goodtimeswithscar#zombiecleo#life series#trafficblr#3rd life#last life#double life#limited life#secret life#real life smp#wild life#life series fanart#smallishbeans fanart#grian fanart#smajor fanart#pearlescentmoon fanart#martyn itlw fanart#goodtimeswithscar fanart#zombiecleo fanart#silly#my art
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be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.
#the girl was like ‘ugh yeah i’m done with all that mascara sunscreen makeup stuff’ and I !!! I completely agree except for!! bro come on.#double shot
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Hermes and Aeolus watching the ody-poseidon showdown
#doodle#epic the musical#epic the vengeance saga#Hermes#Aeolus#Wait did I already post it or#If I double posted then sorry chat my brain is tired and not braining
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My name? *bluescreens*
#my dude#my quiz#my beloved#i'd love to tell you if i knew#is it angel? i like angel. bug? its my art signature but i have no idea#molly? i love molly but my brazilian ass is NOT choosing that one#do you know what that sounds like???#carlos? it was a joke but ig its fine. or not????#and ive also recently come up with a new one#which i love#it isnt particularly neutral nor fem looking so itd let very clear what i am#and starts with the Optimal letter of the alphabet#and is double!#ive always wanted a double name!
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I think it's super interesting how Jimmy's fear of Anya and the baby manifests in his mind as the Pony Express mascot.
Unlike every other character, Anya ISN'T in Jimmy's guilt/regret hallucinations near the end. He sees Daisuke walk towards the dark, he sees Swansea chase him through a cemetery, he sees Curly on fire in front of him but ANYA? Anya isn't given that kind of treatment. No, instead, we see a hallucination of the baby, a tiny horse in a womb that has no face attached to it (Anya's face specifically, all he sees is the womb), turning into a deformed monster that hunts him down the moment it's born.
Polle (the baby) is seen as a danger in Jimmy's head in the beginning of the game too, after he walks out of the cockpit. The more he walks, the louder the baby noises get and the more deformed Polle looks when he runs into it!
Jimmy doesn't give a damn about Anya, nor does he regret anything he did to her, but he is scared of that baby and what it means. The living proof of what he did to Anya, manifesting as a monster that hunts him down throughout the game.
#mouthwashing#Polle says: FACE THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR ACTIONS INSTEAD OF BEING DELUSIONAL!!#god please take all of Anya's pain.. double it and give it to Jimmy#this might be gibberish but in my defense it's 2 in the morning and I am very sleep deprived#mouthwashing jimmy#mouthwashing anya#mouthwashing curly#mouthwashing daisuke#mouthwashing swansea
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