#and in war

[jrooc]

Hi Jess! #20 please!

Hi Kat!

So that’s 20: “I don’t want to hear your excuse. You can’t just give me wet-willies.”

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Ian opened his eyes and stretched. The realization that it was a lazy Sunday and he had nothing to do but cuddle in bed with his husband hitting him. He rolled over wrapping himself around the warm, still sleeping form next to him and started pressing soft kisses into all the skin he could reach with his lips.

“Mmm,” Mickey moaned softly. “More sleep.”

But Ian was awake, excited and a little horny. “Come on, Mick. If you wake up I’ll give you a blow job and make you Banana pancakes.” He whispered and lightly poked Mickey in the ribs where he knew he was ticklish. Mickey yelped.

Well that got a response, Mickey’s head whipped over, “the fuck you poking me for?” He said grumpily before curling back up.

What happened next couldn’t be helped. Ian reached over and slowly poked his husband again in the same spot.

“Oh helllll no.” Mickey growled and before Ian even knew what had happened he was pinned down on his back with Mickey sitting in his chest, fingers digging into his ribs.

“Aarggghh,” Ian let out a strangled sound that was half laugh half cry as he tried to regain control. But it was a fool’s errand. Mickey was freakishly strong.

“You wanna go, huh? Couldnt help yourself, huh? Had to poke the bear.” Mickey grunted as he managed to secure both of Ian’s wrists in one child-size hand like a weird magic trick.

Then he sucked on a knuckle and did the worst thing imaginable in husband on husband warfare — he stuck it in Ian’s ear.

Ian’s cry sounded throughout the bedroom.

“Now go make me banana pancakes, bitch!” Mickey said with a laugh, releasing him.

Ian, aghast and defeated, got up and and walked to the kitchen.

A few minutes later a contrite Mickey entered the kitchen, head hung low.

He went up behind Ian and wrapped him arms around him where he stood flipping pancakes.

“Ian-“ he started.

“I don’t want to hear your excuse,” Ian cut him off, “You can’t just go around giving me wet-willies.”

“M’sorry.” Mickey mumbled, squeezing him tighter, searching for his missed morning cuddles.

Ian turned around, sucking on his knuckle and stuck it in his husband’s ear.

The cry could be heard down the block

[cat-mermaid]

Wow i just found two new articles with headers that fucking completely misrepresent that wat Michael Moore's recent open letter said:

what the fuck man, are you expecting people not to actually read the rest of the article?

do you think people aren't going to read this part?

fuck off with that, the man is 100% cool with Luigi

[sayruq]

Donate!!!!!! Boost!!!!!

[kidrat]

U can watch Star Wars so many times and it doesn’t prepare u for how dumb Star Wars is. For one thing I think we gloss over how kenobi (who has definitely been at the club. Please.) describes the mos eisley cantina as the worst most villainous place ever and then u get inside and it’s a pack of muppets vaping

[lun-rk800]

They're trying so hard to make this a culture war thing instead of a class consciousness moment.

[bird-prince-art]

friend made my birthday cake

[skinnyazn]

I didn’t do the cosplay just for the meme….

Flying to Italy and finding the exact field to recreate the picnic scene was pretty amazing. The costume took me a month to make 😮‍💨 it was so nice to shoot it in THE field!!

Edit: thank you guys SO MUCH for all the love on this cosplay! If you’d like to donate to support future cosplays, I’ve created a ko-fi account here! 💖 donate

[heartiella]

[bread-and-roses-too]

Not feminist as in "women should be included in the draft" but feminist as in "being drafted is a violation of bodily autonomy for any gender".

The draft should not exist. Drafting people into the military is a violation of human rights. You should not be able to force someone to risk their life. If you can't find enough people who care about a conflict to keep it going then it simply shouldn't keep going. You can't even force someone to donate a kidney using government power, why the fuck can you force them to donate their whole body and life to a cause they don't agree with or don't care about?

[nando161mando]

Remember Luigi is currently innocent

Couldn't Be Any Conflict

[dalekofchaos]

It was that simple

[devious-buffoon]

Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

[cat-mermaid]

GO APOLLO GO

SIC 'EM

EVERYONE LEND HIM YOUR STRENGTH!

[sayruq]

Palestinian girls and women are forced to use tents as pads. People boost. Donate if you can

[i-am-aprl]

Palestinian activists get their message across on Londons iconic Tower Bridge landmark- one of the cities most historic buildings. We need a ceasefire now.