#and in war

[jrooc]

Hi Jess! #20 please!

Hi Kat!

So that’s 20: “I don’t want to hear your excuse. You can’t just give me wet-willies.”

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Ian opened his eyes and stretched. The realization that it was a lazy Sunday and he had nothing to do but cuddle in bed with his husband hitting him. He rolled over wrapping himself around the warm, still sleeping form next to him and started pressing soft kisses into all the skin he could reach with his lips.

“Mmm,” Mickey moaned softly. “More sleep.”

But Ian was awake, excited and a little horny. “Come on, Mick. If you wake up I’ll give you a blow job and make you Banana pancakes.” He whispered and lightly poked Mickey in the ribs where he knew he was ticklish. Mickey yelped.

Well that got a response, Mickey’s head whipped over, “the fuck you poking me for?” He said grumpily before curling back up.

What happened next couldn’t be helped. Ian reached over and slowly poked his husband again in the same spot.

“Oh helllll no.” Mickey growled and before Ian even knew what had happened he was pinned down on his back with Mickey sitting in his chest, fingers digging into his ribs.

“Aarggghh,” Ian let out a strangled sound that was half laugh half cry as he tried to regain control. But it was a fool’s errand. Mickey was freakishly strong.

“You wanna go, huh? Couldnt help yourself, huh? Had to poke the bear.” Mickey grunted as he managed to secure both of Ian’s wrists in one child-size hand like a weird magic trick.

Then he sucked on a knuckle and did the worst thing imaginable in husband on husband warfare — he stuck it in Ian’s ear.

Ian’s cry sounded throughout the bedroom.

“Now go make me banana pancakes, bitch!” Mickey said with a laugh, releasing him.

Ian, aghast and defeated, got up and and walked to the kitchen.

A few minutes later a contrite Mickey entered the kitchen, head hung low.

He went up behind Ian and wrapped him arms around him where he stood flipping pancakes.

“Ian-“ he started.

“I don’t want to hear your excuse,” Ian cut him off, “You can’t just go around giving me wet-willies.”

“M’sorry.” Mickey mumbled, squeezing him tighter, searching for his missed morning cuddles.

Ian turned around, sucking on his knuckle and stuck it in his husband’s ear.

The cry could be heard down the block

[victusinveritas]

Adjusting things in prison.

[cat-mermaid]

GO APOLLO GO

SIC 'EM

EVERYONE LEND HIM YOUR STRENGTH!

[sayruq]

Donate!!!!!! Boost!!!!!

[kidrat]

U can watch Star Wars so many times and it doesn’t prepare u for how dumb Star Wars is. For one thing I think we gloss over how kenobi (who has definitely been at the club. Please.) describes the mos eisley cantina as the worst most villainous place ever and then u get inside and it’s a pack of muppets vaping

[princesserica84]

"So this is how liberty dies... With thunderous applause."

[lun-rk800]

They're trying so hard to make this a culture war thing instead of a class consciousness moment.

[bird-prince-art]

friend made my birthday cake

[skinnyazn]

I didn’t do the cosplay just for the meme….

Flying to Italy and finding the exact field to recreate the picnic scene was pretty amazing. The costume took me a month to make 😮‍💨 it was so nice to shoot it in THE field!!

Edit: thank you guys SO MUCH for all the love on this cosplay! If you’d like to donate to support future cosplays, I’ve created a ko-fi account here! 💖 donate

[linklethehistorian]

Source

Transcript:

“BREAKING: A constitutional amendment has been filed allowing President Trump to seek a 3rd term in office.

"No person shall be elected to the office of the President more than three times, nor be elected to any additional term after being elected to two consecutive terms, and no person who has held the office of President, or acted as President, for more than two years of a term to which some other person was elected President shall be elected to the office of the President more than twice."

It was filed by Congressman Andy Ogles (R-TN).

Don’t let this slip by unnoticed. This is not just “one extra term”, it’s a warning shot. It’s a red flag. It’s an omen.

They are slowly turning up the heat in the pan. Do not be the frog who sits denying it’s getting hotter.

One extra term will become two, two will become three, and three will eventually give way to lifelong reign of each president.

Fight. Fight for God’s sake.

Contact your local representative of congress. Convince them we do not want this.

We are going to end up in a dictatorship.

@ikiyou

Please help spread this. I don’t usually get political and I don’t usually ask for assistance but this is important and you have more reach.

[cat-mermaid]

HELL YES, look how scared they are at the public's reaction, this is amazing

[sayruq]

btw now is the best time to keep boycotting. the israeli economy has never been weaker. don't stop the protests or the demands for divestment. keep supporting organisations like the Hind Rajab Foundation and the Accountability Archive. ofc don't stop boosting and donating to Palestinians as Gaza is still uninhabitable.

enjoy this moment but the work has not ended

[atlas-coolbean]

GET. AI. OUT. OF. FANDOM. Stop making headcanons with it, stop making fanfic with it, stop making fanart with it. If I see one more "asking chatgpt *blank* about *character/characters in a fandom* I'm going to lose my goddamn mind. Use your own fucking brain, stop asking AI to do everything. You could even ask other real people what they think. Just. Stop. Using. AI. In. Creative. Spaces.

[nando161mando]

They aren't wrong