#and in war

[jrooc]

Hi Jess! #20 please!

Hi Kat!

So that’s 20: “I don’t want to hear your excuse. You can’t just give me wet-willies.”

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Ian opened his eyes and stretched. The realization that it was a lazy Sunday and he had nothing to do but cuddle in bed with his husband hitting him. He rolled over wrapping himself around the warm, still sleeping form next to him and started pressing soft kisses into all the skin he could reach with his lips.

“Mmm,” Mickey moaned softly. “More sleep.”

But Ian was awake, excited and a little horny. “Come on, Mick. If you wake up I’ll give you a blow job and make you Banana pancakes.” He whispered and lightly poked Mickey in the ribs where he knew he was ticklish. Mickey yelped.

Well that got a response, Mickey’s head whipped over, “the fuck you poking me for?” He said grumpily before curling back up.

What happened next couldn’t be helped. Ian reached over and slowly poked his husband again in the same spot.

“Oh helllll no.” Mickey growled and before Ian even knew what had happened he was pinned down on his back with Mickey sitting in his chest, fingers digging into his ribs.

“Aarggghh,” Ian let out a strangled sound that was half laugh half cry as he tried to regain control. But it was a fool’s errand. Mickey was freakishly strong.

“You wanna go, huh? Couldnt help yourself, huh? Had to poke the bear.” Mickey grunted as he managed to secure both of Ian’s wrists in one child-size hand like a weird magic trick.

Then he sucked on a knuckle and did the worst thing imaginable in husband on husband warfare — he stuck it in Ian’s ear.

Ian’s cry sounded throughout the bedroom.

“Now go make me banana pancakes, bitch!” Mickey said with a laugh, releasing him.

Ian, aghast and defeated, got up and and walked to the kitchen.

A few minutes later a contrite Mickey entered the kitchen, head hung low.

He went up behind Ian and wrapped him arms around him where he stood flipping pancakes.

“Ian-“ he started.

“I don’t want to hear your excuse,” Ian cut him off, “You can’t just go around giving me wet-willies.”

“M’sorry.” Mickey mumbled, squeezing him tighter, searching for his missed morning cuddles.

Ian turned around, sucking on his knuckle and stuck it in his husband’s ear.

The cry could be heard down the block

[bird-prince-art]

friend made my birthday cake

[skinnyazn]

I didn’t do the cosplay just for the meme….

Flying to Italy and finding the exact field to recreate the picnic scene was pretty amazing. The costume took me a month to make 😮‍💨 it was so nice to shoot it in THE field!!

Edit: thank you guys SO MUCH for all the love on this cosplay! If you’d like to donate to support future cosplays, I’ve created a ko-fi account here! 💖 donate

[sayruq]

Happy Pride Month

[bread-and-roses-too]

Not feminist as in "women should be included in the draft" but feminist as in "being drafted is a violation of bodily autonomy for any gender".

The draft should not exist. Drafting people into the military is a violation of human rights. You should not be able to force someone to risk their life. If you can't find enough people who care about a conflict to keep it going then it simply shouldn't keep going. You can't even force someone to donate a kidney using government power, why the fuck can you force them to donate their whole body and life to a cause they don't agree with or don't care about?

[i-am-aprl]

Palestinian activists get their message across on Londons iconic Tower Bridge landmark- one of the cities most historic buildings. We need a ceasefire now.

[heartiella]

[nando161mando]

[thespectrehauntingfodlan]

A cartoon from 1914 that could have been written today

[arctic-hands]

When I was a teenager and still on Neopets I was part of a pretty big Star Trek guild and eventually became part of its council, with the solemn duty of creating weekly polls. Well one day I created the poll "Which would win in a fight? Borg Cube or Death Star?". Naturally, since this was a Star Trek guild, the answer was overwhelmingly "Borg Cube", but someone did have the rationality to point out we were biased.

So I look up a pretty prominent Star Wars guild and message one of their council and ask them to poll the same question and get back to me in a week. They do, and naturally the fuckin geeks said "Death Star".

So then I look up a Stargate guild and messaged the lead council member, saying the same thing, and they get back to me almost immediately saying that the Death Star would immediately one-shot a Borg Cube but they would never be able to do it again to another Cube. And I took that wisdom back to my guild and we were mollified, and for one moment the Nerd World was peaceful.

[haifaaziz98]

I am consumed by fear that my mother might die in Gaza while I am far away, unable to help her. The thought of her suffering alone in such a dangerous place breaks my heart. I feel so helpless and terrified, knowing I can't be there to protect her or bring her to safety. Every day is filled with anxiety and dread, as I hope and pray for her survival amidst the chaos.

[piedpip3rrr]

Cringe but free

[dalekofchaos]

It was that simple

[sayruq]

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