#and im only in the mood to shitpost

[lifea16]

Gender? Where we're going we-

Are going to have a fucking gender car crash trainwreck where you don't fit in or vibe with any label and you're probably just gonna end up a cis woman at the end of this

[floaromaxtowns]

"Uwaaahhh but Mu cried for Sh.4.ka. Isn't that so tragic & sad???? It's bc he-"

What the fuck are these then?

[byanyan]

it's 7am and you wake up to the feeling of something swatting at your knees. you open your eyes to see byan sitting on the end of your bed, hand raised to go in for another smack. "oh good, you're awake," they say, like they aren't the one who caused that. like it's normal for them to be in your home. "you're outta bread. and orange juice. how's a guy supposed to get any breakfast around here???"

[honeypleasejustkillme]

i’m so fucking stupid, why did i agree to this.. it’s just hurting me.. but as long as you’re happy i guess

[endlessnightskyshoutsback]

gsyus i just think that

💞girls💞

[i-am-going-to-skream]

Today was kinda wild ngl

[boombams]

eugh........ i forgowr how to draur

[copperbadge]

So I did a bunch of research and asked you guys too about programs where I could input a block of text and get it set up in a certain way to do translation of the text, and I didn't come up with much that fit the admittedly very specific things I was looking for. But since then I realized I didn't want to be doing long translations at first anyway. @latinare, which reblogs posts with the Latin translation, made me realize that I could take short shitposts and do the same much more easily.

But not being a cool gimmick blog in the mold of Latinare, I kind of wanted to avoid piling on, so I've been grabbing short posts when I see them and translating them elsewhere with a source link. The point is not necessarily to do a perfect translation, but to spend a lot of time working with verbs, because I really need a much stronger understanding of how moods work and practice to help memorize regular conjugations.

So here. Enjoy some shitposts I translated into Italian this week. (Italian speakers, if you see errors, which is HIGHLY likely, feel free to point them out, I won't yell. Or if you don't want to, that's fine too, you're not i miei professori.)

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be honest. are you guys only hanging out with me because of the prophecy. (Source)

Sii onesto: state rimanendo con me soltanto perchè della profezia?

Not actually sure perchè della works for "because of the" so maybe it should be perche c'è la, "because there is the"?

A life without collecting trinkets is no life at all (source)

Un vita senza sto collezionando i gingillo non tanto è una vita.

I'm not sure sto collezionando, "me collecting", in the Gerund Presente is the most elegant, but I don't know how else to say "collecting" when there's no subject. Also I'm not sure tanto is in the right place.

This guy would fuck up a one-car funeral. (Colloquialism I found elsewhere)

Questo ragazzo farebbe un cazzata di un processione funebre con solo uno macchina.

"farebbe un cazzata" means "he would make a fuck up" more or less, but it's idiomatic and I'm not sure it's good grammar to use di to attach it to the one-car funeral. Also not sure con is the right way to link a funeral procession to only one car, but I can't work out how to indicate "funeral" owns "one car".

sorry i overreacted i had no idea everything would be fine (source)

Mi dispiace che reagivo in modo eccessivo, non sapevo che tutti starebbero bene.

Google suggests andare, not stare, for "would be", but that seemed like a misuse of "going" unless it's an idiom.

guy who says "it's okay im reclaiming it" when you tell him not to take the lord's name in vain (source)

Ragazzo che dice "va bene, lo sono reclamando" cuando dici non prendere il nome di dio inutilmente.

I think probably "invano" is the more correct version than "inutilmente" for "in vain" but I like inutilmente better. Also I could use something other than dici but I like the symmetry.

[selenethewinterangel]

꧁𓊈𒆜🆆🅴🅻🅲🅾🅼🅴𒆜𓊉꧂

Created: June 30 2024

Last Updated: November 15th 2024

Hai Hai~! My name is Angela (or you can call me Angel or Selene). I'm 20 years old, and I use she/her pronouns. I might have ADHD due to me being hyper, but I don't know :/. I would also recommend that you use tone tags so I can understand how you're feeling. The last thing I want to do is misunderstand something/someone.

I'm an artist who's been drawing for 13 years. I'm still trying to improve and find my art style as I continue to draw different characters and continue to grow my list. You might see some suggestive art from time to time, but NO NSFW! Im also a part of the SFW Tickle Community. So you're gonna see some tickle related content on this blog. I'm also a furry, it should be obvious LMAO! SO Furry art will be on this blog as well.

If you would like to see my Oc(s) here's the list!!

My Ever Growing Character List

BOUNDARIES

NSFW BLOGS DO NOT INTERACT. TICKLE-RELATED OR NOT!

MINORS UNDER THE AGE OF 13 DO NOT INTERACT! I would like to interact with other adults around my age. If you are a minor, 13-16, do not try to friend me if I don't know you, I will not be comfortable with it.

Anti blogs of any kind (Furry, LGBTQ, etc) are NOT allowed here.

I DO NOT ROLEPLAY ON THIS BLOG. I only roleplay with my close friends and online siblings.

If you don't like my art, just leave and block me if you want. I don't have time to deal with any form of harassment.

Do not try to steal/claim my art as yours or repost my art on any other platforms. I only feel comfortable posting my art here on this blog.

I am NOT doing art commissions. I don't have the time nor motivation to keep up with them so PLEASE DON'T ASK.

I will not answer any random DMs but I WILL answer questions in my inbox. KEEP IT SFW AND DON'T ASK ME FOR MY DISCORD.

Tickle-Related Boundaries

I see tickling as a fun, mutual way of bonding with other people that you trust. If you have a kink for tickling or if you see it in a sexual way, DON'T INTERACT WITH ME. This is an SFW blog and that's final.

I am a Ler-leaning switch. I only feel comfortable with tickling with my close friends and online family when it comes to tickling. So don't tease me or try to tickle me in my inbox or my asks if I've never interacted with you before.

Facts About Me

I have a sweet tooth for a lot of desserts, especially chocolate. I'm a simple girl, I see chocolate I devour. (except dark chocolate, too bitter)

I'm a music lover. I listen to Pop, Lo-Fi, Rock and Vocaloid/Anime songs. It always depends on my mood.

I watch anime. My personal favorites are My Hero Academia, Bungo Stray Dogs, Fairy Tail, Black Butler, and Isekai Shokudou (my comfort anime)

My favorite Sanrio characters are Cinnamoroll and Kuromi /vpos

I am Pansexual and Demisexual RAHHHH!! I'm comfortable with compliments but no flirting if I do know you.

I have many aesthetics that its hard to keep track.

I used to have a pet Chinchilla (They are so adorable!!)

Tumblr Tags

#small artist - I am a small artist so reblogs will be very appreciated.

#shitpost - Shitposts will be posted on this blog.

#angel artz - this is the tag for all my art on my blog.

#sfw tickle art /#sfw tickling community - Any tickle art will be under this tag.

#my oc art- Art posts about my oc(s)

#angel rants / #selene rants- Posts when I answer an ask or say random stuff.

#my friends oc(s) - Any art I make for my friends/online family.

#special art - Art that I find special, gifts, or art that I cherish.

#my siblings art - any art I reblog from other that I see as my siblings

Fandoms

Undertale

Mha (My Hero Academia)

Splatoon

Roblox Phighting

(this list will continue to grow)

My friends/siblings

@fizzysodathegreat

@flufflover7

@rose-milkteaa

@amirthesoftie

@demeterdownunder

@tobi-draws-things

@chocolatytea

@pixliidraws

@altheadajoysoul

(sorry for the pings)

Well that's all for now! Hope you enjoy your stay!!

[barbatusart]

hello new folks coming in from the music posts (which is baffling to me haha) welcome aboard! PLEASE before you remain following a couple of things you should know:

- right now im like balls deep in baldur’s gate 3 so anticipate a fair amount of shitposting & prelim pages of a fancomic called De Rerum Natura (linked in full for your browsing enjoyment if you’re interested, 75ish pages so far with heavy act3 spoilers)

- my main bread & butter is pretty intense body horror & gore. the more extreme things i do tag with gore w, but typically they’re only tagged for & not under a cut. (unless the post in question is related to an existing intellectual property, then itll be placed under a cut for the sake of tag browsers) please have your tag mute function ready if you want to remain following but don’t want to be smacked in the face with that kind of material!

- i am an adult man in my mid 30s. while tumblr has banned pornography i still consider what im able to post on here to be adult material; that & from time to time i link to pornography ive drawn whenever the mood strikes me. as such, i am not comfortable with anyone under the age of 18 following this blog, and i would deeply appreciate it if you would please unfollow asap if you are a minor. thank you for respecting my wishes on this matter.

please feel free to unfollow for any reason if any of the above is not something you want to come across! i take no offense lol; im of the opinion that everybody should curate their online experience for the most enjoyable browsing possible. if you would prefer to stick around, i thank you for your time & hope the things i do can entertain you!

[butter-your-flies]

hey im river im new i live in las vegas my chemical romance makes me dance

(i dont actually live in vegas dont come find me and if you get the reference kiss me)

I use any pronouns! I am 16, I don't mind adults following me but don't be a weirdo

Online Status: online but not online

Mood: my brain has exploded all over the place

Member of @freakforfrankcult

Vote me for president!

Main fandoms

Really there's no accurate way to describe the fandoms that I am in so currently I'll consider this a Bandom, dnp and Zelda blog, but those are obviously not the only things I enjoy and blog about. Follow at your own risk I am all over the place

River Rates Tangled the Series (on hiatus probably until next year)

Every year I rewatch the show, and this year I decided to start rating each episode as I watch. I will also be rating the songs in episodes that have them, along with overall season ratings. I'll be doing this every year until I get tired of it to see how my opinions change.

This year's tag is #river rates tangled the series (2024), and for other rewatch content unrelated to my rating series, go to #river rewatches tangled the series. For polls, go to #you rate tangled the series (2024)

DNI

People who romantically ship family members, minors and adults, romance/sex repulsed aroace characters with anyone, basically anything problematic

People who hate on nonproblematic ships and oc x canon ships (you're annoying)

Also rpf haters because you're annoying and it's really not as big of a deal as you think it is

Blank blogs, if you're gonna follow me you're gonna have to be more than a default pfp with no reblogs. I automatically assume you are a bot, and even if you're not a bot part of tumblr is reblogging things...

Racists, homophobes, transphobes, misogynists, zionists, terfs, and other bigoted dumbasses. This is not a space for you

NSFW/kink blogs go away, I'm a minor

Basically if you suck leave

dr pepper haters /j

Other Stuffz

Most of my posts are untagged shitposts or vents or just personal stuff in general so uh yeah...I used to tag it but I'm lazy and honestly if you don't like it just don't follow me or suck it up bro

SEND ME ASKS. Literally it could be anything and I'd answer it, there is NO SUCH THING AS TMI TO ME!

Feel free to ask to be mutuals as well, and don't be scared to DM me.

Other Socials

Instagram-@rivlovescats

Tiktok-@/rivermustdie

Youtube-@rivloveszelda

Spacehey-rivlovescats

Secret Share

Mutuals feel free to ask for my airbuds, spotify, and discord

[gunmetal-ring]

anon again. i'm sorry that i keep coming to you with this depressing messages but you seem like one of the few sane ppl in this fandom and i appreciate your honesty.

truth is im feeling really disillusioned with hellcheer lately. we don't have a lot of "canon" content so after a while, it gets tiring going thru the same 2 scenes over and over again (especially when one of them involves chrissy's death). ive been relying on fandom but it seems like it's slowed down. fics arent updated as frequently, not a lot of new artwork.

heck, even joe and grace have moved on. joe's career is taking off. grace is leaving acting. it just feels like everything that happened last summer has come to an end :(

Aw anon thats okay. Ty for thinking of my feelings though 💓 (and also im flattered that you think im sane lmao)

Unfortunately its the way things go, especially with small ships, especially especially in a fandom as hostile as this one is. People come together and build community and share their love for characters and then g(r)o(w) their separate ways again.

But not everybody does! You and me, for example. And ive got plenty of hellcheer mutuals that seem perfectly content to draw, write, and rb their little hearts out.

I for one am absolutely astounded that theres even a fandom for hellcheer, let alone one with such talent and breadth and depth of love! Our characters had 2 scenes. Our girl was killed just as it all began. Our boy died with her name on his lips. In all likelihood we will never see them together on our screens again.

But somehow. Those ~10 minutes managed to foster an entire community of people and keep us engaged and in love w the characters for almost a year at this point! With no dangling promises or false hope or anything! Like we all know the score and we still go hard for hellcheer. Incredible.

Idk maybe it's just bc ive only had brainworms like this for 2 other ships and 1 of them is even smaller and the other one is a clusterfuck of unimaginable proportions, so im a little biased in terms of community/fandom, but im just like... idk. I think its really incredible thats all. And a testament to the very real power and truth of hellcheer 🥰

All i can say anon is that the best way to keep a fandom/ship going is engagement. Likes on tumblr and kudos on ao3 are great. But whats even better and more motivating (and i say this as a fic writer/meme shitposter so im speaking the total truth lol) is reblogs and comments. Tell people how much you love their work and how much it means to you, it goes a very long way. And on the flip side of that - stay out of the infighting. All it does is sap your mental energy and the fandom infighting bullshit is a major contributor to why people leave. The negativity and bitterness warp your perspective and make it really hard to remember what we're here for - it's not anti-st*ddie or anti-qu*nn stans or anti-anti-hellcheer or what the fuck ever. We're here for hellcheer!

Sorry my $0.02 is now $2.00 bc i ramble lol its a fatal flaw of mine. Anyway im sorry if this is annoyingly positive or dismissive but im in a strangely upbeat mood rn so there you have it

[enzstr]

Long Live The Queen masterlist

(Gossip Girls inspired)

↪ historical au

💭: okay once again, im only writing and posting for fun because its my hobby. I did ask my friend to proof read it incase i made mistakes so thats all. Have fun reading :]

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A story where families of two connects a pair to go through their life together with having no choice. Things get messy, but will their bubble burst? That's one secret you'll never know unless you read.

pairing: king!bakugo katsuki x queen!reader

warnings: mature themes, brutality, plot might be similar to the gossip girls plotline (blair becoming a "princess"), self harm, bakugo might be a little ooc [(out of character) in terms of hobbies, change of mood etc.]

↪ additional warnings will be added in chapters.

Chapters:

Chapter one: Forgive and Forget

Chapter two: Words to Live By

status: on hold.

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Just a small detail about the reader: Reader loves writing and journaling. It's your passion but as a princess, you only had to make your kingdom proud by serving and marrying a king.

Note: This was actually my draft few months ago but I don't really like it so it'll be just a shitpost. I had a writers block but we'll see how it goes.

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[kalpeavaris]

FAQ & Info Post

Some Information upfront

(just something quick to link in my pinned post)

Something I gotta mention upfront is that I’m a blind artist. Please do not send me asks/DMs in different fonts or e.g "l33k speech", I can't read these. I take some time to respond, dw, you're not being ignored! Sometimes I just get overwhelmed writing.

Also, my blog’s a safe space for queer and disabled folks as well as mental health topics. I don’t tolerate any ableism or queerphobia on this blog nor do I wish to discuss that. I don't take myself too serious on the internet & am mostly just here to share stuff that makes me giggle like a hyena on adderall. B)

I speak both English & German, so feel free to use these languages with me! My English is better though (despite being german lmao)

FAQ below the cut!

Do you take requests/commissions/art trades?

I don’t do commissions (anymore), but I am open for art trades if I pop off with someone’s art & OCs. c: Usually for Art Trades I'm not thaaat picky about "quality"/"artist level", I just go off of vibes.

If you're interested in like an Art Trade or Collab just shoot me a DM and I'll see how my schedule's going. Can't promise to accept everyone, though. Sorry!

I do draw random fanart for other people from time to time if I'm in da mood so I don't get burned out on my own stuff. BD

Can I DM you?

I mean I can't stop ya- if we’re mutuals go for it! I usually check all my messages, but it might take a second or two for me to respond. ;;

Can I send you asks?

Sure! I love recieving asks and answering them if I can from both non-mutuals and mutuals. c:

Can I draw your design/oc?

Omg ya! I love fanart! Doesnt matter if its for AU re-designs, own designs (like my personal Drone!Tessa or own characters). Do tag me in it if you wanna, idm tags!

Can I use your AU redesign for my AU/story/etc.?

Generally speaking I dont mind. Most of my redesigns are fairly minor in the way I change them up.

The only two designs I dont really feel comfortable with being included in other stories are my Drone!Tessa and Cyn Synemy redesign. Fanart absolutely, but I feel uncomfy with them being used in third party medias as seperate entities.

Is your blog 18+?

Uh tough one. I do not draw (and will never draw) nsfw content on this blog. a) Because I do know minors follow me and b) I'm just not… vibing with nsfw lol (esp not with MD).

But generally speaking I do sometimes mention slighty “suggestive” things, but the farthest I go are either punchlines for my shitposts or like… people kissing before marriage. And affectionative biting. lol.

I do post about mental health topics and stuff like trauma, I usually put TWs on these posts so you may block them if you want to (e.g “tw: death, tw: abuse” etc.)

Still, if youre below 18 and wanna soley follow that’s totally gucci, I just ask of you not to DM me if you’re below the age of 21 (asks are fine!)

Are there DNIs?

Im generally chill with most things. Only things that’ll land you on my blocklist immediately are suggestive/nsfw messages, asks or comments or if you send me like really vile shit.

Also please do not sent me asks/DMs with links to other websites, I generally do not trust those.

[st4r-th0ughts]

🃖 Rules of the Cosmos

⚠︎ I am not responsible if you are under 18, and you decide to view my works. All nsfw, dark topic works will have warnings, and if you choose to ignore them, it's not my fault.

DNI list, those who can be categorized in here will be blocked immediately:

Proshippers

Rape, Non Con enthusiasts

Blank blogs that look like bots

BOOKTOK PEOPLE. YOU GUYS ARE SICK FUCKS.

Homophobic, transphobic, racist, misogynists, misandrists, etc.

Weird people in general, if your being a freak or ass in my inbox or to other people, fuck off

What you can expect or request!

sfw works, things like angst, comfort, shitposts etc in the form of writing or maybe the occasional incorrect quotes.

Nsfw works, which can range from very tame stuff to the more intense range. These works will be expected to occasionally have dark subjects brought up, implied or acted on.

the occasional post of me screaming about hsr storylines or plot twists, so this account is sometimes not spoiler free, will add warnings so don't worry

Aventurine. Kakavasha. Please, I need this man, I love this man with all of my heart I will explode.

Sfw works:

Will/ Will not contain:

Will contain hurt/comfort, tropes, reverse tropes, alternate universes, character or reader death, character x reader, character x character (sometimes)

I can also do child characters x reader, only in a platonic light, and with anther adult character acting as a parental figure

Gender neutral reader! In this account, there is no solely male/female reader, because a reader should be a blank slate to carve your own interpretation into :)

Will not contain child x adult in a romantic light, ew

more than 4 characters in a singular ask, if it exceeds that, I will have to separate, or cherry pick which characters I want most.

No oc x cc, I'm so sorry, I'm a oc enthusiast, but Im more comfy with making posts with reader in it for now

No y/n. No. I'm sorry, y/n lovers, but Wattpad has butched y/n to the point I cant even write them without wanting to throw myself off the nearest cliff

Also, no *strong* personality being enforced on reader. Etc like making reader seem more like a oc than a reader for people to enjoy a perspective from, yk what I mean? Having the reader have personality traits like strong willed, brave, shy, etc is fine, just don't have a pre determined script for them

Nsfw works:

Will/ Will not contain:

Will contain things like Dom reader x sub character, service top reader x power bottom character, or whatever trope you want yori reader x cc stuff to be in, just make it clear how you want your reader to be

Some posts will contain things like topics and discussions of S/A, self harm, manipulation, gas lighting and all that stuff, a warning will be indicated at the very top of the fic.

I will say this again, if you are a minor viewing my nsfw posts knowing full well that a warning has been given, I am not responsible for whatever happens after. Read at your own risk.

Will not contain fetish like requests, such as piss/ period/ or scat kinks, fetishes relating to food, feet, etc. This list can be flexible, sometimes it wont be. Depends on mood. But the stuff already listed will not be entertained.

NO RAPE STUFF. NO.

[roleplayfinder]

★ . ꜝꜞ ᳝ ࣪ ( CUPID ) 🦋 — 19 | she / he | nb

Looking for an 18+ long term rp partner! I’m a sucker for all genres but i’ll be elaborating in a minute. I heavily prefer oc plots over fandom, but I’m willing to engage in fandom rp if I’m interested. Mainly looking to do some fun OC stuff. I enjoy fantasy, angeology , mystery, apocalypse, crime, royalty, dystopian, futuristic, romance, slice of life, slow burn, enemies to lovers, espionage, etc. I am open to practically anything as long as we’re both engaged with our characters and build the story together. Im very open with boundaries, it will be the first topic discussed once you reach out to assess what we’re comfortable with. As for gender, I write any and I prefer a writing partner that is also flexible with that, though it is not a requirement. I am also ok with most ship dynamics and poly relationships. Not exclusively looking for romance, fun platonic or familial dynamics are totally fine by me! I like to draw so i’ll most likely shitpost a lot and make doodles of our ocs as well as mood boards, playlists and such.

✎ ( notes ) ·˚ ༘ : 18 - 21 only , 3rd person , I only rp on discord, NSFW friendly but not focused, semi lit to full novella writer, no one liners or single paragraphs please !

❥ original plot idea : person a & b meet at c’s funeral. they were both close to c , but in different ways. a falls in love with b , only to later be framed by b for c’s murder (a possible plot ive been meaning to write with someone if anyone is interested ! )

❥ fandoms ! i was a teenage exocolonist , arcane , cyberpunk , persona 5, life is strange , mcu , genshin , monster high , stranger things , inside job , dc , nevermore , death note , csm , miraculous ladybug , the lunar chronicles , hunger games , the selection , caraval , etc ! just ask i have a lot i don’t remember rn , i also read a lot of webtoons

❥ genres ( in depth ) ! apocalypse , dark academia , fantasy , horror , magic , mythological , romance , royalty , sci-fi , superheroes , supernatural , time period , mystery , spies , crime , thriller , drama , gothic , vampires !! , etc. fr i will do almost anything if we vibe

If you are interested, feel free to add me on discord or reach out through interacting with this post. my tag is devilmantearz. ☆#1955

devilmantearz. ☆#1955