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unvexes · 1 year ago

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there are no creeps, there are no heroes, there are only people who are alive and people who are FUCKING dead!

#sorry. this moment from the digital ticket haunts my brain.#my art #the guy who didn't like musicals #tgwdlm #hatchetfield #paul matthews #ted spankoffski #emma perkins #jon matteson #lauren lopez #joey richter #paulkins #starkid #starkid musical #hatchetverse #idk if thats a tag ppl actually use but. ive been tagging my art w it. lmao #shout out to my roommate who half watched tgwdlm w me and had to hear me complain abt this drawing.#she may see this tag. idk. hiiiiiii imagine im waving at you from the other room rn. bc i am

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slutdge · 7 months ago

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im tired of meeting other leftists but theyre so locked in on the most asinine aspects of politics possible. im so sorry i didnt meet your social justice enamel pin quota and listen to a band that said faggot once in the 90's. do you do anything besides tweet free palestine and wear 15 dollar patches that say Women Rule The World. quickly.

#🔗#AND I WANNA MAKE IT CLEAR BEFORE SOMEONE TRIES TO TWIST THIS UP #yes spreading information on the internet is important especially with palestne. documenting it is important.#but thats not where actual activism and community starts and ends #my old roommate was like this #they tweeted all the typical ancom stuff but then relied on me (who is disabled and they werent) to work and pay all our bills #buy their special food cause they were vegan #and buy all their booze for them #all the while they did not work or contribute to rent #again. im disabled and they were not.#and then had to kick them out eventually because they assaulted me when i put my foot down #these are the kinds of people yall are

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leaf4e · 2 months ago

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lighthouse :D

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dullahandyke · 15 days ago

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reading a webpage titled 'am i plural' with big impressions of middle fingers in my mind. i go my own way i don't fit the #mold come on blathnaid we can do our own thang

#^ guy who used to agonise over fitting into labels #so now im like FUCK IT! whatever happens happens #current situation is me eimear i am a guy. and in my brain theres another person called blathnaid #and she doesnt front or anything i dont think. shes just kinda there #so im gonna let her hang out #like a lot of guides to plurality are (understandably) focused on being multiple people #and switching and memory barriers and stuff #whereas like i me i am always one person. its just that person happens to have a roommate #fuck it we ball im gonna stop thinking about it bcos its giving me a headache #(yeah i know thats a thinggggg i was in a server w a bunch of newly-realized systems once so i have their experiences to go off of)#and i should probably get back to my fuckingggg esssay

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aibouart · 1 month ago

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uurgg... red.........

WOOGOGOGOG red.......... (left is actually Pangaea)

i have no coherent thoughts but want to share him. i am thinking much about him and spinning him in his my minds eye.

what if u had a boyfriend and he was so full of angst secretly.............

but he always looks at u like this.......

HRHEHRHE

ok im done making this post long. wish i had a coherent backstory to at least dump about but in their universe, every AU is canon at the same time, and that's a lot of AUs JKBSDJKFJKDS

i kinda wanna make a blog where all my OCs ever are askable, not like it'd have a direction it'd just be one of those things to mess with if you wanted to see how they'd react, but honestly atp may as well do that here (or my personal).

#yes im shoving the bandit red interaction on this post i think abt it a lot ok #my art #red #oc #text #just got back from work #fighting anxiety cuz i went to find my backup old tv cuz my tv died today ??#and i took the one in the storage and was like huh this is bigger than i remember #AND ITS MY ROOMMATES #SO I AM HOPING THEY DON'T NOTICE BEFORE I GET TO PUT IT BACK ON MONDAY #i can't tonight cuz the storage is in their space and if they're home tomorrow same issue #id tell them but i dont want them to be mad at me or annoyed at me cuz one of them was already sounding annoyed when i said i needed to #access the storage space #shreg emoji #also ofc bandit belongs to saasart and orchid the other dude belong to koifish-komeiji #he is collecting boyfriends #granted bandit is not his boyfriend thats just his emotional support vampiric friend that doesnt want to kill him

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writing-biting · 7 days ago

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I'm oh so very sorry for giggling on the couch at 21:00pm, dearie! Would you like me to cut my tongue out?

Terribly sorry for having two items in the freezer! I'll throw them in the trash.

Heartbreaking, it seems the bathroom is just as clean as it is after everyone else cleans it! Would you like me to clean it again?

Disgusting, it seems like I have three cartons of milk. Why don't I just not do that? Who needs that much milk?

Sorry for making food in the kitchen, hun. I understand that you need it all to yourself for two hours to make yourself dinner!

#i have beef with my roommate :/#peppermint talks #like im fucking sorry for living here too #would you like me to curl up and vanish? fuck you.#sorry that i fucking sing to myself so you cant hear your bloody voice recordings that youre plaging super quietly #oh but when everyone else cant stop fucking shieking with joy thats fucking fine #vent

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ratatatastic · 1 month ago

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CONGRATS TO EKKY I HAVE NEVER BEEN INVITED TO SASHA'S HOUSE IN NTH YEARS BIT FOR GETTING A NEW ADDITION TO THE COMPILATION IN THE 2425 SEASON

#CRYING THAT LUNDY HAS GOTTEN INVOLVED NOW #“i think he really wants to go to his house” IS THE UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE CENTURY LUNDY #PLEASE LUNDY WORK YOUR POWERS AND GET THAT MAN IN THERE #SMUGGLE HIM IN #“even guys that have been playing with him for YEARS- (ask me about how sasha is like at home)” “ekblad said hes never been to his house”#JAMESON YOU WERE TOO QUICK WITH THAT #we all had ekky in mind and im glad jameson said #CRYING #EKKY YOURE WHINNING WILL EVENTUALLY GET YOU SOMEWHERE KEEP GOING #anyways as funny as this bit is it does make my heart melt that BOTH ekky and lundy then proceed to respect sashas privacy #ekky who says its a joke and thats just how barky is and he doesnt take it to heart #lundy who always dodges questions about their roommate situation (hes been asked a lot)#and doesnt mention anything to respect sashas privacy and just saying hes just sasha and never reveals more than that #the full answer just made my heart melt because he skirts it so well like every other time #i know finnish media asked him about sasha during the global series and he also avoided them then #theyre both very respectful about it 😭😭😭#anyways lmao ekky eventually you might get the keys to the city (sasha house) but youll have to wait a bit longer lol

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1doesnotsimplyhavejust1fandam · 10 months ago

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Not my roommate putting on that one Office episode where Jim and Roy are beefing over Pam with basketball, when it’s three days before THE jealousy episode of 9-1-1 comes out. How dare she!!!??

#the office #guys I don’t watch the office but Jim almost getting a bloody nose from Roy #oh it’s just like the buddie jealousy synopsis #yes I did embarrass myself trying to explain the 9-1-1 synopsis to my roommate bc I kept giggling over the basketball scene why do you ask?#9-1-1 #911 #911 abc #9-1-1 abc #buddie #evan buckley #eddie diaz #tommy kinard #pam x jim #idk their ship name or their last names #roommates #roommate #omg just got reminded of buddie roommate era let’s gooooo #insert the John Mulaney gif THATS THE THING IM SENSITIVE ABOUT here

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freebooter4ever · 10 months ago

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Another thing about living alone: every time i neglect the dishes for a day and they start piling up around the sink im always irrationally hurt and confused, like where did you guys come from? How did you get here? theres so many more of you than i expected

#Jrnlsht #I used to be that roommate who did all the dishes for everybody #Mostly because i kind of like doing the dishes and i really like knowing i made someone elses day easier :)#Like my roommates were always very grateful and it made them happy #Now if i do the dishes the only person im making happier is me #And apparently thats not enough motivation to convince me i need to do the dishes more regularly than once a day

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genekies · 6 months ago

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tag vent

#i have to move back to my hometown due to a mistake. a misunderstanding. and being too trusting in others ideas #and my boyfriend is moving an hour away as well. neither of us have been able to get a car or license yet due to money and i dont know when #we can see eachother again after we both move. since we started dating weve been sleeping in the same bed because we were/are roommates #just being gone for the weekend in my hometown is hard because i cant stand to be here but its worse because hes not in my bed every night #ive grown so used to falling alseep in his arms that i dont know what to do at night. i dont feel safe without his arms holding me #ive never felt safe where ive lived before. ive never felt safe in a relationship. ive never felt loved for who i am. that was until him.#now i feel safe in our home. i feel safe in our relationship. i feel loved for who i am. and now we have to be so far apart.#ive done long distance before but this is going to hurt so much my cat loves him she is super cautious and scared around new people but #she loved him since the start. not to mention shes my esa so that really mattered to me. he wants to move with me but it isnt happening #he got definite housing an hour away for super cheap in a town where he knows everyone and i have possible in a town where im surrounded by #people i know but am terrified of. im scared to move back here but have no choice. unless i make that terrifying choice of going with him.#the apartment he is getting is a two bedroom. id only have a studio. hes offered for me to come but im scared to move that far away again #i want to be with him but im scared to move to a whole new town with him. i know hes an amazing guy but we'd be moving away from my friends #and family. i already have to move away from all my friends if i go back to my hometown but this would be a different story.#moving to a whole new town with a guy that i only started dating 2 months ago? like yes. i lived with him previously and knew him for longer #than we dated but im still scared. i think rightfully so. but still.#but there are some pros to moving with him. hometown has no music scene and his town does and thats really important to me.#we'd also be close to his family. but farther from mine. hed be around friends and id have none no matter where i go.#idk im just rambling but i really needed to vent. i lost my best friend recently to the point of them siding with strangers almost and they #helped them break and enter into the house to intimidate me and bf and then a few days later came with cops after saying repeatedly that #they were an anarchist and acab but only when they dont use them apparently. because i guess morals/values only matter when its convenient #im so tired though but i cant sleep so i might write some cringe poetry and try to chill out before going on a late night/early morning walk #tag vent #vent in tags

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frecht · 3 months ago

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i tried reading this story my friend and i wrote to some of my roommates and i knowwww no one will ever find it as funny as molly and i do just because. they didn't write it. they havent spent 10 years rereading it. they arent going to notice the tiny jokes like how "just as i got to the highest point of my reverie" shows up in every chapter. but like it goes so completely off the rails that i'd imagine it's hard not to go HUH???? at every couple of sentences but like none of them were paying attention at all even though i'd said multiple times i really wanted to share this bc i've been remembering it and getting a lot of joy out of it lately and throughout the third chapter (arguably the most insane) i got like maybe 3 reactions (we were all physically in the same room and i was not quiet or anything) because they were all doing other things. one of them was doing hw but the other two weren't and i know it's kinda dumb but it did make me a little annoyed. kind of a lot annoyed actually. now that i think about it. i don't really talk a lot about the things i like unprompted because it's usually lots of little things (like i love books and i mostly read standalones so talking books with me is often talking lots of different books and i understand that it's harder to follow than a conversation about one tv show for example) and i don't have a lot of interests in common with most of them but this was something that i care about and i just wish that theyd like. at least made an effort to listen like i know it's a really dumb story (that's kind of the point) and it's really weird and insane in some rather unpalatable ways (i can direct you to where we posted it on wattpad this year if you would like to read it) but like if they didnt want me to keep reading id have rather they said that or if they did id have rather they kept listening. and either would be better than just the nothing that i got. i texted my best friend who i wrote it with abt this as well but they're not a quick text replier and i don't like talking over text anyway so i have to get it out here.

#talkin #like. the biggest reaction that it got at all was when in the 2nd chapter the dragon tried to eat one of the characters and she says #'oh you were trying to VORE me were you??? well i won't stand for it!!!'#and the reaction was my roommate saying 'im sorry you knew what vore was when you were 14'#like. i literally did not care. thats not the point. when i was 13 i learned what it was and thought it was conceptually the #funniest thing ever. like idk could you look past that being weird and realize it is a joke in the story . which we then did expand upon #quite a bit in chapter 3 but like still. it is clearly being treated with brevity

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electoons · 4 months ago

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hey what's your immediate deal breaker when watching video essays. like for me if the person sounds like they're trying to record while someone else is sleeping in the same room I will turn it off. if I feel like you are whispering directly in my ear I will immediately turn it off and find something else to watch

#like for example i know some ppl cant stand overly-edited stuff (like kurtis connor or chadchad) w like excessive sound effects #(kurtis and chadchad are two of my favorites but i completely understand the complaint lmfaoo)#anyway wrt to the whispering i swear to god. commit or quit. speak with conviction #like find a time of day when you don't have to worry about neighbors or roommates hearing you if thats an issue #but just. talk normal. the low weird hushed voice makes me absolutely go apeshit. its like asmr #it makes me LITERALLY scratch at my arms until ive broken skin #mia.txt #ALSO MOUTH SOUNDS #get a wind screen for the love of god if i can hear the inside of your mouth im reaching thru the screen and strangling you

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michameinmicha · 4 months ago

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I moved almost all my stuff and so far it went really well!

We still need to put the closet back together and some shelves but all the furniture and boxes are here now (except bed and desk which i will buy new ones soon)

My friends are so wonderful and carried all my heavy boxes upstairs (theyre very strong wtf)

I havent arranged most of it yet, its all just randomly in my room, but that only makes sense after we put the closet together and see where it fits...

#also i have basically no clothes here and my bedding too (ill sleep at my moms places until i get new bed and bedding)#its so surreal to be here #especially cause i was so so scared but it went really well #my roommates friend also spontaneously came to help (even tho they dont know me) and another friend of theirs is coming to help with #the closet (because she just really like putting furniture together apparently)#so thats super sweet and im so glad for it #im exhausted tho (even tho i didnt carry most of the stuff myself) and its so hot today oof #my back hurts :(#i could sleep for a million years right now #(especially since i couldnt sleep last night again til 5am)#mine

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lesbiancervidologist · 5 months ago

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THE BEAUTIFUL RETURN!! this is day 17 technically. Days 15 and 16 were instagram reels.

#cervidology #im relegating them to my whiteboard on my bedroom door for now #i did a key deer fact bc one of my roommates is from flordia i thought she'd get a kick out of it #ALSO I THINK THEYRE AB THE SIZE OF A MEDIUM SIZED DOG??? thats what they looked like to me

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silenthillmutual · 1 year ago

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when i get home i need to make a venn diagram of blond men i like to torture to include alfred the executioner, lawrence gordon and james sunderland

#i have to specify which alfred bc the last time i talked about him around my roommate #she was like. PENNYWORTH?#yeah im sexualizing that one too but thats different

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caffeinatedopossum · 5 months ago

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Just found out my two roommates are planning to move out :( which not only fucks me and my gf over financially but is kinda devastating since they're like family to us

#i feel like its my fault. like i was annoying them or inconveniencing them or not doing something i was supposed to #but ultimately its their choice and i can understand that #i just hope if they ever do want me to change anything theyll tell me directly #cause id do just about anything for them #having them in my life has been really important to me #i cant really leave my house because of my disability which means the only people i really get to spend time with #are the ones i live with :(#so once they move out im not sure well even see each other anymore...#thats what happened with my last 2 sets of roommates...#god it sucks

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