#and if he wont they can do it for him 100% | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

andr0nap-wf · 9 months ago

Note

Idk if i asked, but how does Misha view Loid and Albrecht and the Cavia?

as a whole: a massive mess theyre not confident theyre qualified to try and fix. theyre an unlicensed family therapist, not a miracle worker

loid is basically family to them by now, like the rest of the entrati upstairs. flawed and messy but worthy of love and their protection. they saw this bitchy old man that called them cringe on first meeting and decided to add him to their found family roster. i like to think they meet up every week to chat over tea in the evening.

their view on albrecht is... extremely complicated, to put it simply. on one hand, they think he sucks and should be force feed to the void. on the other, they pity him to a degree, especially after reading his notes. misha compares him to a snared animal biting off its own limbs to get free. they understand his desperation but cant stand the way he treated his family. misha lost everyone in the zariman incident, the concept of someone cutting off their family despite being so clearly loved is unfathomable to them. most of their beef with al is very personal and petty but they also think his plan so far sucks ass and theyre only willing to work with him to stop him from making things worse.

the cavia!! misha loves them and will die for them. they will go on walks around the sanctum with tagfer and let him vent out his frustation, sit with bird 3 and "preen" him as they chat and has taken to playing komi with fib after loid mentioned that he cheats (misha sucks at komi so you can imagine how that goes)

#inbox #drifter misha #at least most of it is from drifters pov #theyre the type of person to have photos of family members in their wallet and its a mile long lmao #operator misha shares similar sentiments except theyre angrier about it #they outright tell loid he should force feed albrecht to the void #and if he wont they can do it for him 100%#or like.. throw al into a cage with tagfer and see what happens #both mishas have so many issues #esp when it comes to family #sorry if this is messy im bad at explaining things that go on in my head in long text format

4 notes · View notes

mellotronmkll · 24 days ago

Text

GOD there is nothing more frustrating than being like oh Yay there's a guitar tutorial for this song I want to figure out how to play and watching it and it's just like completely inaccurate . Like nevermind then

#'its definitely not what hes playing but it sounds pretty good' genuinely So happy for you thats completely fine and its genuinely #impressive you like reverse engineered a slightly different guitar part that works with the vocals but i just cant do this im way too #particular for it not to bother me that i would rather choose banging my head against a wall by watching various videos of him playing it o #stage and trying to pick apart what hes doing and spending hours and hours trying to figure it out and eventually giving up #than play this approximation soooo im gonna go do that 👍 because unfortunately thats how my brain works but its okay #brian daddario if youre reading this can you please send me via email the exact tablature for the solo acoustic arrangement of #corner of my eyes that you play at shows please and thank you xoxoxooxoxoxox because im going crazy not being able to play it exactly #i really dont mean this to be snarky because the guys uploading the tutorials like i mean it thats so impressive and way more work than i #could and will put in but its just like i dont want to spend all my time learning somerhing and then its wrong because it just drives me #crazy even though no one cares but its the autism like i just cant do it #im fully 100% certain ill end up never learning this song because i wont be able to figure out exactly what hes playing but i will try #anyway but its gonna take me weeks man #AHGHHHHHH i just wish someoen else had already done it lol

21 notes · View notes

moeblob · 54 minutes ago

Text

Right and his work menaces (Brent and Karen).

I don't remember last I mentioned it but apart from crude nicknames to people (except Chris), he also just puts them in his phone really weird (except Chris, who is literally in his phone as Chris). And I bring this up because in Right's phone, Karen is saved as "Lawful Obligation".

#my characters #oops i fell in love #can you guys tell im stressed and hyperfixating on my own fucked up ocs cause i am #also brents nickname at work and in rights phone is fuckwad #and hes like yeah if im called anything else at this point by right its weird and uncomfortable #and when it is finally approached as if paul is only in rights phone as shitty-ex (answer) now that hes an excoworker #what was he in rights phone BEFORE the transfer #and right is like annoying dickwad ... karen is like oh i see thats why you call him a dick still #thats like a nickname from his phone name #and brent has to ask why fuckwad and dickwad and right looks at him and takes a deep breathe before saying #because i like the word wad and it is very comforting bc like a wad of paper ? you can throw it away #and so if i realize i gotta get rid of attachment i wad it up #also dont tell paul that dickwad was a form of attachment or he will never shut the fuck up about it #karen and brent both swear to never mention it to paul #paul is honestly such a weird anomaly in the plot bc he doesnt directly work at the same police station #but he is CONSTANTLY a topic of gossip or annoyance or updates #hes literally karens best friend! aside from chris he was one of the few right worked with who HAD touch privileges before right banned it #hes also just genuinely well liked but no one can actually tell him or he will become insufferable #which is a crime that rick is guilty of once when he meets paul and karen introduces him #and rick is just OH i know that name! youre her best friend #and she looks so betrayed and paul looks so delighted and stunned and radiant over this fact #and rick makes up for it before the night is over which is why karen forgives him - he made paul back in his place #anyway yeah right has lots of fears and hes my bundle of anxiety and i love him and his atrocious nicknames #i think i would die if i gave someone a rude nickname even affectionately irl #also also final note on this ig #since right is a detective and not always at the station its worth pointing out brent and karen just work taking calls and #doing misc other work at their desks which are nearby so they 100% bond and its wonderful #ok i lied final note on them is #for a very long time karen has to check with right to make sure she isnt annoying brent because he doesnt emote well #and shes scared she wont know if shes annoying him please help youre like the only one who reads his moods accurately

16 notes · View notes

lexithwrites · 29 days ago

Text

the regulus discourse has followed me to twitter i fear

#people can disagree 100% but can they do it politely like adults??#reg wont suck you off if you defend him babes #he doesnt exist #alex rambles

9 notes · View notes

moonshynecybin · 1 year ago

Text

benjamin tallmadge is such a genuinely neurotic control freak it’s awesome

#like caleb evens him out a LOT bc he can soften ben to others and ben LOVES rebellious caleb so it makes him seem chiller than he is #and ben is smart! so he thinks he's right most of the time and is often rewarded for it! hes an officer for a reason #but add that plus his nathan hale trauma. and he just lives in a constant state of fear about everyone under his command 100% of the time #like imagine your best friend dies horribly bc he’s a spy. and then all the men youre responsible for die (in his first scene in the PILOT)#and then all the dearest people in the world to you become spies under your command because of YOUUUUUU #callie speaks #turn amc #what im saying is hes. so scared in s1 #everyone is like I DONT TAKE ORDERS FROM YOU #and ben is incapable of not micromanaging them bc if he can do it good enough they wont die this time bc HES CRAZYYYY

24 notes · View notes

infizero · 1 year ago

Text

every time i so much as think about that scene where light looks at porn magazines while scowling i go into hysterics its genuinely the funniest thing i've ever seen

#the funniest thing is is that i truly believe he thought he was being 100% convincing. that that's normal behavior for a completely straight #completely allosexual man #light is fucking awful and i hate him but also there's nuance to him. and sometimes i can get a little like. oh thinking about his life #before the series. specifically factoring in my headcanons about him being gay aroace and autistic and stuff. ppl have written some rlly #good fics surrounding those topics.... but yeah thats not even canon stuff but i dont care #anyways its not in a way of making excuses for how he is i just think it adds more to his character #hes total garbage but i think theres really interesting stuff with him when it comes to how he's.... VERY disconnected from others #just in general. he's like aware of how to act ''normal'' on like the most textbook surface level without being like. Aware enough to #be able to make it more convincing. and as ridiculous as it is i do see some of myself in him in that sense #also that person who said light and L is just autistic guy who's been masking his entire life vs autistic guy who's never masked in his #entire life. LITERALLY EXACTLY. genuinely perfect way to describe them they are both so similar when it comes to this #but the ways they go about it are very different. light has been playing the part of the perfect son his whole life. L doesnt try to change #himself for anyone and doesnt care when people think hes weird. both of them arent very socially aware and havent had any real friends #their whole lives. its such a fascinating parallel between them #i could go on a whole fucking thing about how light was pretending to be someone he's not around his family and at school and everything #long before he got the death note BUT. i wont. at least not right now #jesus christ how did i go from laughing about him with the magazine to this. my bad #derailed my own damn post. idk swagever #will say rq tho. watched a vid on youtube that pointed out how light expected his family to think nothing of the fact that he's gone to #such drastic measures to hide his diary when making the plan with hiding the death note which is like #that level of dedication would NOT be normal. so the fact that light expects his family to think nothing of it......#i mean you could read that as light just once again being socially unaware. but it could also imply that light's family kind of Knows #he's hiding something and just doesn't address it. (he's gay. im talking about him being gay)#the video also referenced this comic that i didnt rb cause the actual premise of it (lawlight wedding) is um.#not at all my kind of thing. BUT it was light describing himself as a house with a basement when his family sees him as a one story house #and i thought that was such a cool analogy #ANYWAYYYSSSS i need to go to bed. thanks if you read my ramblings #serena.txt #death note posting

13 notes · View notes

uwu-scraptrappy · 4 months ago

Text

No more crack shipping. It's time for crack SIBLINGS

Au where mogami gets no clipped into Etheria. Specifically into Dryl and that's where he meets Entrapta. They bond over their special interests being so similar <3

Medical special interest Mogami plus technology special interest Entrapta equals banned in twenty seven different countries

mogami. and entrapta. what ethics codes will they break today ❤️

#sorry for not mogami posting i was so entranced by saw i couldnt tear my eyes away to focus on he #they would bully each other I think. either that or theyre so passive aggressive without even meaning it #autism besties. maybe even trans besties #mogami tries to make ghost t and ends up creating an entirely new bioweapon #entrapta keeps asking him about super obscure and off putting medical stuff and hes just so happy he has someone ro ramble to #similarly with mogami he wont stop asking about the ethics of ai and whether or not a robot can ever truly consent #entrapta loves having someone to talk to thatll actually listen to her #mogami: the world fucking sucks and i hate everything also people are way too naive #entrapta: wow that sucks do you want some soda while you learn to love life again #the.#🥰#spop #entrapta #mob psycho 100 #mp100 #keiji mogami

2 notes · View notes

lucalicatteart · 2 years ago

Text

Poll adventure (paventure? lol) Day 8: !!NOTE: this is different from the past polls - rather than choosing a story action, you're picking supplies to craft a little makeshift boat (EX: wood will be the main platform, so there should likely be the most of it, however, if there were 100% votes for branches and 0% votes for rope, then it'd just be a pile of wood held together by nothing - keep them balanced reasonably, etc.))

(✦ see past poll results + further information HERE (link) ✦)

The winning option of yesterday's poll was that the adventurer should get around the barrier by crafting a little boat to take a river detour….

~

Finally crawling out of his hiding spot in the brambles, he meticulously brushes the leaves from his clothes and composes himself, now fully focused on his generic traveler's map of the area... After checking it about 500 times just to make sure he isn't confused, he determines that going down the nearby river would likely still get him where he's trying to go, and hopefully be much less treacherous than wandering through haunted forests or confronting the stern gaze of the barrier guards..

It only takes about 10 minutes of following a narrower rocky path off the main road to reach a nice shaded spot of land next to a small river. He kneels in the grass, eagerly rummaging through his backpack for supplies, in addition to whatever he can scavenge from the edge of the woods. The rush of excitement slowly dissipates however, once he realizes that he.. actually.. might not know how to make a raft as well as he thought... Surely it's quite straightforward, no? Just.. make it look like it does in picture books?? There are no rules, as long as it floats, it works! Probably anyone could build one on intuition alone! ... maybe...???

.. Once again sinking into a cloud of anxiety, he slumps over, staring at the pile of materials with teary eyes, doubtful what to even do next.... How should he build the raft? Help him by using the poll to choose the appropriate amounts of materials (determined by final % of votes in that category)!

#paventure posting #polls #choose your own adventure #Hopefulyl this isnt confusing or anything?? I know it's different than the other ones. and I wont do them this way #very often or maybe not ever again. I just wanted something that was really short and easy since the last two has #*had such long explanation text and more effort going into like what different paths there could be and etc.#Since before I add a poll option I make sure that it's something that could actually be followed to it's logical conclusion and like #actually happen (like I didn't include 'fight the guards' in the last poll because obviously just realistically he would lose #and be sent to whatever this worlds version of jail is and then probably the story would end lol. It could then become about #strategizing a way to break him out like.. obviously you can still do something with that and it can still be interesting lol. but I just #mean it kind of derails things a little too heavily. if that makes sense. etc. etc.). But becaue I've been busier lately and since #the last ones were more detailed I just wanted to think of like.. a really quick goofy one with simple choices #So instead of dictating new story paths - for this time it's just .. help him build his raft that he needs to complete the last story #path that was chosen. By picking an option you're kind of adding to the amount of that option being done #if that makes sense. so for example if at the end of the poll it was 100% votes for flowers - he would just have a pile of flowers #with no raft or anything. If it was 100% wood - he would just have a pile of tree branches held together with nothing #etc. etc. Ideal measurements are probably at least over 50% wooden branches. and whatever of anything else.#As long as there's also rope lol. 50% branches and 50% flowers still wouldn't be anything really jhhj #ANYWAY..#Though it could go wrong I'm actually not expecting some sort of weird result. most people have voted very reasonably so far #and are not like trying to sabotage him or anything or choose the weirder choices. Like last time there werent that many #votes for sneaking around the barrier or trying to bribe the guards. I think people chose stuff they thought he could reasonably do #Maybe they want to see him and the little cat succeed in their endeavors #Though there was one person who reblogged a poll once saying something like 'everyone lets make him EVIL!'#which is also valid lol

31 notes · View notes

grimmjowjaegerjaquez · 1 year ago

Text

Remembering the brief period in my life when i was obsessed with ashido, the only filler character with rights bc kubo originally planned to include him in the manga but had to cut him for time

#bleachposting #maybe its time to think about him again since i think about arrancar and hueco mundo so much #maybe its time to make him interact with the rest of them super begrudgingly #hey soul society we found one of your guys living in our basement. yeah he couldnt figure out how to leave. yeah for like 100 years.#do you want him back or.#listen i think hed be kind of upset to see how many parallels he has with the arrancar #wrt being stuck in survival mode for so long and trying to figure out how to be a person again #like can you see it. can you smell what im saying.#and also more frustrations he tries to ignore regarding his zanpakuto still not telling him its name #and it wont until he kind of. accepts some things about himself.#also maybe he should have cool fights with them and gain a mutual respect. listen. im right.#i remember wanting to make an rp blog for him #and it did exist briefly but i was so nervous about it #i dont think i ever advertised it on my other blogs. does it still exist?? did tumblr ever nuke it?? i cant remember the name #anyway during my brief obsession with him i projected on him super hard and made him trans. why? because. i could.#will i keep him that way? probably. just in a different way.#he hasnt had to deal with normie societal expectations in a long ass time. gender is whatever to him. thog dont caare.#he may have been holding onto the duties of a shinigami as a last straining tether to his sanity but like. that shit is going to snap.#its just a matter of when. and only THEN will he be able to move forward i think. instead of just being stuck the way he is.#like yeah he is literally stuck since shinigami cant make gargantas. but he is also metaphorically stuck. see it writes itself.#APPARENTLY HES IN ONE OF THE LIGHT NOVELS AND TRAINS A BABY CIEN?? THATS SO CUTE WTF

4 notes · View notes

polychocobros · 2 years ago

Text

i was thinking cause as a stereotypical pisces im kind of delusional and start making up scenarios in my head of people i like coming to my job and we just bump into each other and its like omg.. i literally want to be the meme where i go to grab the peaches at the same time as a person i admire and omg its you

#yes this is about michael mando.. oh he’s 100 percent gonna show up to a target in georgia out of fuckingnowhere sure #a boy can dream cant he.. thats how i cope with working here #But thats also how you know im also mentally ill #BUT I KNOW IT WONT HAPPEN IT WONT SO I DONT GET MY HOPES UP #tp #ramblings #dont mind me im just kind of obssessed with him rn 😭😭#i also would do ot with loona too i would be like when they come i hope they come to my store.. yeah never happened

3 notes · View notes

arolesbianism · 4 months ago

Text

Alright boys pack it up no more rain world posting new oni dlc is coming out in less than a week

#rat rambles #oni posting #rain posting #I jest I will probably still be posing some rain world stuff if I get around to designing more guys #but I can already feel the oni brain coming back and am half tempted to do one last comb through the files even tho I know itll be #pointless because the full dlc will be at my fingertips very soon #to be clear I 100% will be combing through the data of the full release too but thats a given #calvin my boy pls make it in pls don't get scrapped pls my boy #oh now that we're getting close Im gonna let myself talk abt this just this once but if you care abt potential spoilers stop reading #anyways so last I checked where the duplicant descriptions and stuff is stored there was an additional new duplicant named calvin #now I wasnt able to find anything else referencing him from my admittedly not super deep digging but he was there #I did thoroughly look through the spritesheets tho and hes definitely not there from what I could yell #or at least he wasnt when I checked idk maybe they put him in during one of the patches for some reason #but yeah I hope he makes it in despite all the specific advertising of them adding one new duplicant #its actually these descriptors that have been making me not wanna talk abt calvin dupe too openly as if he does make it in its probably #going to be a pretty big spoiler for a bit?#ofc if he is a secret of sorts then he wont be for long but if he is meant to be a surprise I don't wanna scream on the rooftop abt it #but I do wanna have proof that I found him before hand it he is a surprise I need to feel cool and special for looking at one file <3 #yknow what I think I actually am going to pop open oni and tripple check that I'm not missing anything #I was playing rw a lot to cope with the dlc not being fully out but at this point Ive finished every campaign except saints #and saints is being a buggy bastard for me rn and keeps repeatedly softlocking me so Im giving up on it for now #like just this morning I did the entirety of the hunter campaign in like 2 hours I have so little left to do #if I do decide to replay a campaign tho it's probably going to be either gourmands or spearmasters since theyre my favorites to play as #idc what anyone says Ill always preffer the spearmasters story to rivulets I adore them both but ppl do not appreciate spearmaster enough #like every person Ive seen play it sees the ending as disappointing and I wont stand for it its high-key my favorite ending #now thats entirely because Im a moon enjoyer and a tragedy enjoyer but still I will always lose my mind over moon's final message

0 notes

squidcalamarium · 6 months ago

Text

back pain was invented by the devil to make normal employees no longer employed at their place of employment

#op #i havent been fired! (yet)#since i am in so much pain i literally cannot work if this workers comp doesnt go through im screwed #like i am absolutely for certain 100% fucked without a doubt #so like. lets hope this workers comp goes through! lets hope my boss advocates for me! lets hope i can get a lawyer!#dude im so scared its unreal im stuck between a rock and a hard place and #im genetically predisposed to dying young so lets hope thats not it either HAHA throws up #god i hope i dont lose my job it sucks shit but its easy. at least its easy #i actually like my boss....... hes so nice hes the reason i even still have it and didnt lose it the moment #my temp position expired #the only reason i cant get foodstamps is literally just bc DG sucks and corp wont give him enough hours #to let all the PT SAs work 20hrs a week #and like even if i DO get fired the other two PT SAs wont get 20hrs anyway bc itll be distributed among the keyholders first #god. fuckin hell #I HATE [business of employment]

0 notes

ghostreblogging · 2 months ago

Text

Ngl this is a short one.

So Danny comes to Gotham. Down on his luck. But lo and behold, he still has access to the kingly vaults! He doesn't have to worry about money!!! He can just buy a small apartment and live out his miserable little life In luxury!

But then he is stopped on a horrible and a dark stump in his plan. How in the 7 hells is he gonna explain it to the IRS ??????

Money laundering????

Can't he just say he found a mysterious big pile of gold and be done with it?

No, Danny . How are you gonna explain the fact that you keep finding mysterious little gold files to the tax man . Jazz says emphatically through a video call . Which is a multi dimensional cuz I can't explain why sam wont just give him the money. And btw the just assume that the vaults has a magic function to give the money to him in the local currency.

Sso from that day onwards Gotham had a new little cafe in a quiet little nook. The prices are super cheap. And it by far has the best fudge in all of Gotham. If you exclude Alfred's.

The gothamites love it. It's a favorite college hangout. Everyone is pretty sure the cafe is a front. Everyone is 100% sure of it. But in this economy who the hell cares. At least it's not nfts.

People can actually benefit from this because we can get like a whole breakfast for like 4 dollars ( an au where like Danny's 2000s world is like super cheap compared to the modern Gotham city and nobody taught the poor boy common prices of this world. Danny's thinking like how do I keep accidentally going into these rich people stores with their ridiculous prices, Ughh guess I'll have to buy this I don't want to go farther) and the quality is good too. The scrawny little twink owner sure as hell does not know much about ingredients prices or did the bare minimum study of business.

Anyway when the bats came sniffing (the scrunkly little guy was innocent blame Fenton luck) and we'll tried to interrogate the owner people actually chained themselves to the front like the worlds most confused save the trees activists.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #danny fenton #danny phantom #danny phantom au #is this done yet?#dpxdc #wow i havet written a prompt in a long time #dcxdp #dp x dc prompt #is it obvious #that i dont know shit about the american taxation system?

6K notes · View notes

chisungie · 10 months ago

Text

.

#lost how far i was into death is the only ending for the villainess manhwa #and im sure i read through like. waay further in novel form but obv its been long enough that the manga should be pretty caught up now #BUT OH MY GOD i picked a random chapter and iT WAS ECLISE(? girl whats the actual romanization for these names)#TELLING THE FEMALE LEAD TO LEAVE HIS COLLAR ON AND HE'L BEHAVE SO SHE WONT THROW HIM AWAY #GIRLLLLL 😭 i always felt so bad for him i think i liked all the male leads enough but he always. damn. he doesnt miss </3 #44597 #THE LATER CHAPTERS WHERE HE GETS CRAZIER(?) ARE WILD TOO BUT I FORGOT HOW CRAZY.. MF DO BE CRAZY THO 💀#also liked vinter.. forgot if he was any good in the end but hes v perceptive and a little manipulative but w good intentions #which sounds shitty but i swear it makes him interesting. forgot the other dudes tbh but i probably didnt like them 💀#loyal wolf guardian and clever bunny wizard.. my choices are funny im ngl #WAIT THERES THAT ONE GUY THAT LOVES PENELOPE THROUGH AND THROUGH.. THE ONE WHO SAVES HER FROM THE ISLAND RIGHT?#such a good guy i support that mf so hard ! but hes just not for me yk </3 #the brothers suck tho 🤷‍♀️ iirc #ohh its kallisto. hes hot tho #actually him saying he dgaf abt the empire and would run it to the ground if penelope wanted it is pretty lit too. team kallisto tbh #OUgH CALLISTO IS SO FUCKING FUNNY IM NGL #WATCHING PENELOPES FOCUS ON JUSTRAISING LIKABILITY FOR SURVIVAL TURN INTO HER ACTUALLY FALLING FOR CALLISTO IS SO AAAAAAA #nvm seeing his favourability for her vs eclise's just broke my heart. i hate him sm #penelope slowly and unconsciously realizing shes formed a real connection w these ppl outside of treating this like a game im going to sob #buT STILL NOT KNOWING HOW TO MAKR THAT 99% INTO A 100%.. PLEASR THAT MAN CAN READ YOU LIKE A BOOK HE KNOWS YOURE LYINGGG 😭#ohhhhh then it all goes to shit and she doesnt trust anyone this is so pAINFUL STOP

0 notes

abyssalpriest · 1 year ago

Text

unrelatedly.... Refreshing pickled ginger palette cleanser bc as Ive said Lev uses my english and habits for writing a lot of the time (and im heavily influenced by him lately), and lately ive been like "ugh god i dont know if im just not getting him across..." no lmfao, looking at how Hermes speaks in that last piece YEAH NO IM NOT CRAZY

#if I sit and watch lev which. i dont usually do when hes in my body bc it interrupts the brain sync shit. ive seen him a couple times #or more than a couple like hehe let me have fun with how you write bc its (autistic lbr)#i THINK you can still tell the difference but its hard for me to see beyond the similarities. like. i think im just used to the fact that #the last spirit ie my ex that i channelled for years before he got booted was very distinct to my style at concurrent time?#his blog is still up though do NOT listen to what the fuck hes saying because its confirmed 100% with everyone i know now #that he was lying he is NOT a pc pagan spirit... but if youre curious about his writing style his blog was cosmicallynightmarish #mathi didnt really talk much on her blog so i wont link that but. yeah no tldr i think lev has a distinct style but its subtle and he #majorly just speaks through my head. which. is a fun experience in the astral actually #God its so fascinating like last night i was just hearing his voice and i was like damn. wow. love this. you never speak so low or. rarely.#and then id be like hold on its english why are you Speaking english so id stare at his mouth and it wasnt moving?#i was like bruh. NOT AS IF I HAVENT NOTICED THIS A BUNCH BEFORE but it was so wild to be HEARING his voice so vividly #and its. projected in my head using MY language?? im like. woah. eye emoji mouth emoji eye emoji #ramblings //#leviathan //#BC LIKE. im in my body - i hear him vividly in the astral - i look in the astral - hes not talking in the astral but in my mind. like it #was a bit of a mindfuck to be receiving astral impulses from the mind of my body in the astral

1 note · View note

marksbear2 · 3 months ago

Note

can i request smut if either deadpool or wolverine (or both if you're feeling 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂)

just saw the new movie good god i almost popped a boner watching them fight

😔 I have yet to watch the movie but I love both characters especially my man Logan. I’ll do smut headcanons for both characters.

WOLVERINE & DEADPOOL X MALE READER

⚠️BOTH TOP AND BOTTOM READER— pure smut, both Logan and wade are switches, riding, blowjob, overstimulated, orgasm torture. And more⚠️

— Logan is very serious and like almost brooding type of guy during sex while Wade is probably talking your ear off.

— Wade watches you two fuck and he wont stop making comments and tries to talk you through it.

— Logan eating your hole out while Wade is making out with you touching and pinching your nipples or he’s jerking both of your cocks off.

— Wade and you taking turns fucking Logan, Logan is less but still on his guard and doesn’t have his walls up for you while you’re inside him.

— You and Wade being absolutely horny like rabbits while, Logan swears that he’s dating literal idiots.

— Logan trying not to his annoyance show while you and wade are cracking up jokes and laughing. He thinks to himself as to why the hell he’s here in the first place.

— The two of them having a preference of either sometimes listening to music or pure silence. Wade usually needs the background noise.

— The both of them taking turns on sucking you off, they get so smug seeing you overstimulated. By the end of it you’re a quivering mess.

— Both men can last long in bed so you’re pretty much exhausted after it all.

— Wade and Logan will be arguing and fighting over something stupid while your there fingering Logan prepping him while you sneakily instigate the argument.

— Logan covering Wade’s mouth, holding his mouth shut while your fucking Wade so hard and deep. The sounds of Wade’s muffled moans, and skin slapping against one another fills the room.

— Wade is 100% freaky, he’ll be the type of guy to have Logan’s cum in his mouth and kiss you.

— You and Logan spiltroasting Wade.

— You guys bickering about who’s gonna be the top of bottom for the night. But honestly doesn’t care which one he would be.

— Both are very vocal during bed, Logan will be letting out deep grunts and groans while Wade would be moaning his ear off or just talking way to much.

—Both of them fucking you while they’re still in their hero costumes. They’ll be covered in bruises or dirt and they’ll be relentless with you.

— But if they’re in too much pain you’ll all just jerk one another off.

— Logan would be bitting and marking both of you and wade’s bodies.

— The two still arguing while you’re still riding wade’s cock, they stop arguing hearing you moan and your body starts trembling as you cum. The both of them completely forgetting about the argument and focused on you.

— Both of them taking turns eating your hole out, or sometimes both of them stretching you out with both of their tongues.

— Logan walking in seeing you fucking Wade while wearing his own Deadpool mask and suit.

— The two of them prepping themselves waiting for you to get home.

— Logan holding Wade’s legs open for you could fuck him as fast and hard as you want.

— Both men are a bit impatient when it comes to sex, so you’ll tease and edge them.

— Wade can definitely take the both of you, at the same time.

— Both men being on their knee's licking and sucking your cock off. There tongues going up and down on your cock both flicking their tongues on your cock.

— Logan likes to tear and rip off both of you and Wade clothes off if he’s feeling very needy and impatient.

THE END

2K notes · View notes