#and i'm such a fucking moron
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i cannot go into detail but i need everyone to know that i'm the stupidest motherfucker on the planet.
#suffice it to say#my boss has been subtly trying to get me a very good opportunity#and i'm such a fucking moron#that i didn't even notice#and VERY NEARLY lost the opportunity#to the point that someone explicitly offered it to me#and i said 'what? oh no my boss just sent me over here'#i'm so embarrassed by myself#it worked out in the end but hooooly fuck
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Thurston's Orange Peel Theory
#this is exactly why i'm upset you fucking moron#this is not what a brother and sister are supposed to do
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I'm on chpt20 and I want to study SQQ like a bug. My man is flushed, hair down, robes literally falling off his shoulders, LBH on his lap playing with his hair and kissing him... and he finally cottons on to the fact that maybe this isn't how you have a platonic and important discussion. Enforces it for all of five seconds at which point LBH starts massaging his waist and SQQ is back to being like "yeah this is fine and normal". Amazing. Can't believe he insults the IQ of SQH's characters.
#Shen 'the pot' Qingqiu meet Shang 'the kettle' Qinghua - fucking morons#svsss#shen qingqiu#luo binghe#bingqiu#sqq#lbh#honestly thought i'd be finishing bk3 today i was so ready to devour the last hundred pages after work today#and then i slammed face first into this mental image and was completely derailed#mxtx you can't keep being the funniest mfer out there it makes it so hard to read without needing to stop and draw#i seriously cannot BELIEVE this#this would not be a slowburn for anyone OTHER than sqq i'm so angry#i read the bit where lbh is so overwhelmed he buries his face into sqq's lapels and had a moment of#''gee that's so cute i may need to stop and draw this... NO BE STRONG KEEP READING this is cute but the conversation is#too interesting to stop now!!'' i said with all the naivety of someone who doesn't realize how ridiculous sqq is about to become#Bene Finish This Book Tomorrow Without Being Derailed Challenge#my art#i know in my picture lbh is not massaging his waist but the visual shorthand didn't translate quite as easily as a shoulder massage#for silly cartoony pictures like this broad strokes tend to work better than strict accuracy... hence the paraphrasing :P
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Hey, I REALLY do not appreciate how much I've seen people act like the Palestinian Genocide is just some random drama. That is a fucking GENOCIDE, innocent people are dying every single day, one death is already one death too many, yet so many I've seen (more on Twitter than here) are treating it like just some drama. "I wanna remain neutral, both sides are just as bad."
MOTHERFUCKER THIS IS A GENOCIDE, NOT SOME STUPID INTERNET DRAMA, INNOCENT PALESTINIANS ARE BEING BRUTALLY MURDERED EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY, AND ALL YOU CAN DO IS SAY YOU HATE BOTH SIDES? FUCK YOU. IF YOU DON'T STAND FOR SOMETING YOU'LL FALL FOR ANYTHING.
#vent post#I'm very fucking sick of absolute morons on the internet trivializing a whole fucking genocide#raine's rambles#free palestine#palestine#fuck israel#ceasefire now
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do you think this might affect phandom conversations for a bit? like are we getting back to “we shouldn’t speculate” and people bringing up this screenshot to reinforce that?
some people are going full force with that already yes 👍 like what the fuck ever at this point, if you're stupid just say that. i'm so over it. it's like people have zero object permanence and only ever go by the latest thing they heard. dan and phil told a journalist to mind their business? that must mean they actively hate any and all mentions of their relationship even from their fans who they are currently performing a stage show more or less about their relationship for. like can we be so fucking serious. no a random ass reporter trying to get a quote for their front page is not the same as you making phan memes come ON. but again like, whatever, they can think what they want i guess. anyone who wants to have a boring ass time in this fandom because they can't utilise critical thinking to save their fucking life is free to do so lmao
#im SOOOOOOOO over all of this bullshit#quite fucking frankly dan and phil deserve less moronic fans like it's SHOCKING sometimes how dense people can be#sorry i'm in a mood about it <3#ok lets all stop talking about this now#i love being like ugh this is gonna cause drama and then participating in said drama#my forte#answered
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tbh I think as bkdk lovers we don't use izuku calling katsuki an idiot often enough
#baka ....... . .#no but izuku saying kacchan's a fucking moron is my favorite thing actually#I adore current bkdk but I miss izuku yelling at katsuki tbh#give me... izuku being so so mad at katsuki for dying and YELLING at him that he's an IDIOT kacchan's an IDIOT#KACCHAN WHY WOULD YOU UGHHHHRR#gimme more bakacchan.... pls.....#mad mha ramblings//#mha#bkdk#me writing this acting like I'm not a writer that is absolutely going to solve my own problem :
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A Guide To Troubled Sinners
Limbus Company x Guide To Troubled Birds
There's no context to the images, but they're only from Prologue through Chapter 3.5, so there shouldn't be any spoilers
Now with a sequel
#limbus company#shitpost#fuck it i'm tagging all the morons#yi sang#faust#don quixote#ryoshu#meursault#hong lu#heathcliff#ishmael#rodion#emil sinclair#outis#gregor#vergilius#dante
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Danhausen tweeted this after his GCW match and I couldn't help but think about his tweet when he started looking for bookings
#reading ''danhausen is alive'' made me feel like I could cry honestly because his booking tweet made me want to sob#like HE WANTS TO FEEL ALIVE AGAIN. and now he's alive.#look what he can do when you let him actually wrestle and take him seriously! and he seems so happy compared to how frustrated he's been#tk when I get my hands on you. book danhausen better you absolute fucking moron#I'm so proud of this demon cause he works fucking hard and he deserves better but when it was clear nobody was gonna do better for him#he did it for himself#he seems as happy to be in the ring wrestling as we are to see him there and it just makes me feel big feelings#*through tears* love that danhausen#GCW#Danhausen
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I guess I'm BI then?
John Dory x FTM reader
A/N: For all my trans homies out there. You matter and you are valid. This will be in a diff universe from A Bitter Reunion.
You dated and married John Dory before you realized who you were and transitioned, when you came out to John Dory he supported you and still continued to date you, you even got surgeries to make you look like a man (You also may or may not have gotten surgery to get a dick also, which you may or may not have used to fuck John, considering you already used to peg him). Now John Dory never realized that you transitioning meant he was BI now considering he was married to a man, and he never gave it much though, he was just too busy loving you, now this all happened way before John Dory got back with his brothers, and when you did meet his brothers you never cared to bring up you were trans since it didn't really matter, they already thought you were a man anyways.
While you were out doing whatever, John Dory and his brothers were bonding, just chilling in Branch's bunker and they were on the topic of man loving man, since Floyd recently came out as gay to them, they were talking about their own personal preferences, Bruce saying "Oh I've dated men, way before I met Brandy, so I'm into men and women" Clay said "I've never really dated, I'm not sure if I want to yet or if I'll ever want to" Branch then says "Well I've only ever dated Poppy, I haven't tried dating men before" John Dory then said "Same" after John Dory said that everyone turned their heads to him "Aren't you married to a man?" Clay asked "Well yeah I am, he's trans, we dated and got married before he knew who he was" "Doesn't that mean you're bi? And HAVE dated a man before?" Clay continued, John Dory thought for a second and said "Oooh, makes sense. I never really gave it much thought" The brothers stare in disbelief for a second before continuing on with talking
After that whole ordeal once you returned back to Rohnda, John Dory began talking to you about his time with his brothers, and you were just listening, looking at him like a lovestrucked teenager, then John Dory mentions "And I just now realized that I'm Bi, since you transitioned" You then snapped out of it and blinked "What? You mean to tell me after almost 7 years since I transitioned you never once thought about the fact you were married to a man now?" You asked in disbeliefed, John Dory then laughed, saying "I guess I was too busy loving you" You laugh as well responding "That's sweet" You two then share a kiss "You're a bit of a moron huh?" You teased, grinning "I am yes, but hey I'm your moron" John Dory says smirking, you laugh "I guess that's true" You respond, giving John Dory another kiss which he reciprocated. Ending the day on a positive note.
A/N: PLEASE tell me if anything I wrote in this fic is offensive in any way to trans people. I will gladly change it. I'm not too aware on what's offensive to trans people and for that I apologize in advance
#trolls 3#trolls#trolls john dory#john dory#brozone x male reader#male reader#trolls branch#john dory x reader#bruce trolls#gay#x male reader#clay trolls#trolls clay#trolls bruce#floyd trolls#trolls floyd#ftm reader#ftm#john dory x male reader#brozone x reader#wholesome#fluff#john dory is a moron#fucking morons#gays in love#i'm so gay#trans reader#trans male reader#trolls brozone#brozone
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God fucking damn it
America you had one job how did you fuck it up?
#us politics#stay safe out there everyone#I'm not even american but the thought of a second term for that moron still terrifies me#us elections#us election 2024#fuck trump#trump vs harris#cryptid says stuff#us presidential election#2024 presidential election
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i don't understand the need for garbage disposals when trash cans exist but the allure of feeding a sink beast my leftovers is tempting
#and yes I know I'm American#but I've never had one or knew anyone else who had one#so I'd never seen or used one irl until I stayed with my girlfriend#she saw me scraping my leftover food into her trash can like a fucking moron#and instead of breaking up with me she just held my free hand like 'babe no come here.. i got you'#then proceeded to flip a switch that made her kitchen sink turn into an undiscovered level of Dante's hell
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Sorry but Jiang Cheng's birthday being on the 5th of November is absolutely incredible to me as a British person. Today is the day when Guy Fawkes tried to blow up parliament and failed. It is also the only day where ALL British people, simultaneously, become incredibly feral and start throwing literally anything into a huge ass open flame in some random field. Now, this may sound random, but think of the Burning of Lotus Pier. Imagine Jiang Cheng's reaction to how people celebrate his birthday.
#four being a dumbass#hehehehe#I'm a fucking moron I know#but by god if it doesn't make me giggle a little bit#I can't help it lmao#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#mo dao su shi#mxtx mdzs#mdzs#jiang cheng#happy birthday Jiang Cheng
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Lockwood & Co. - What Could Have Been (Season 2)
#lockwood & co.#lockwood and co#lockwoodandcoedit#lockwood spoilers#lockwood book spoilers#mine#ok to rb#arsema thomas was my dreamcast for holly but#i always imagine her with lik 50s vibes and laura harrier had that aesthetic nailed down in Hollywood#i also think the show would have done the cape scene differently#hence lucy's weird frost vision during the bone glass scene#i chose this kipps scene bc it's my favorite he's like I'm Actually Just Talking to Lucy Because You Morons Won't Listen Also Fuck U George#plus i feel like they'd use it to torture lw a little bit in the show#i also NEED to know what they planned on doing with norrie
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"The Wyll haters are inescapable," an essay by me, ft this side conversation in Devora Wilde's bg3 stream:
What if you shut your mouth. What if.
#I'm sorry I really don't like to complain in fandom spaces. But my Wyll fans. Please come commersiate with me I was fuming.#And for context! This is dev talking about how cool it was to meet Wyll! Why are you idiots coming in from that moment with this????#“Said no one ever” what if you were a fucking moron. Huh?#Also if you pretend like mizora is at all cool or sexy or awesome but hate Wyll? Fuck you.#You're actually allowed to like mizora. That's perfectly fine. If you /only like mizora???#Please think about your bias for just like one moment.#I swear.#Not saying anything revolutionary but like. If you don't like a character. I do think you just need to shut up.#Don't like Wyll? Keep it to yourself? Gale? Keep it to yourself. Lae'zel? Fucking Astarion? Please just be quiet.#wyll ravengard#wyll bg3#bg3#baldur's gate 3#fandom
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Dawg here's cartoon'd guys part 2
imso cool I was in art block and then startedfixating on will wood again and now I'm fixed
#will wood#life in the world to come#chris dunne#I misspelled Chris like a fucking moron dawg but its too late to change that#Sorry dawg I'm an idiot
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THEY BUTCHERED MY BOY
#i say things#hotd spoilers#house of the dragon#hotd#house of the dragon season 2#hotd season 2#'oH sO yOu'Re A tEaM gReEn StAn ThEn—'#brother I do not give a SHIT about aegon I'm talking about SUNFYRE#AEGON YOU DUMB STUPID MORONIC PIECE OF SHIT#YOU TOOK YOUR JUVENILE SWEET DARLING BABY BOY OF A DRAGON WITH NO BATTLE EXPERIENCE#TO FUCKING WAR?!?!?!! AGAINST MELEYS?!?;?;!;!!;;!!!???#AGAINST THEEEEE MELEYS???????#WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU#SWEET BABY BOY NOOOO 😭😭😭😭Z#he was trying so hard... god the fucking noises he let out.... they literally fucking butchered him......#killing him would have been so much more merciful#man fuck everybody in this show. I'm taking all the dragons and going back to old valyria. y'all can figure it out without us.
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